I had no idea what Bennett’s War was about. When I saw it on the list of films opening at Cinemark this weekend, I was truly flabbergasted because I had not seen anything about this. Not a trailer. Not a commercial. Not anything.
So Friday I went to Rotten Tomatoes just to see a score, but there was no score available. That’s a bad sign the morning of the film’s release.
But I went in without any expectations to see what this was about.
It was about 93 minutes.
That’s an old joke…and not a very good one, but it matches the level of quality that I got from Bennett’s War.
Marshall Bennett (Michael Roark) was a soldier in Afghanistan in a motorcycle unit. He and another soldier wound up injured in combat and returned home. Bennett returned to his wife Sophie (Allison Paige) and their newborn child. Working in motorcycle repair did not seem to be what he wanted so Bennett decided to give motorcross a try despite his litany of injuries from the military. He had to score enough points for the ability to turn pro.
Oh, and his dad is Trace Adkins.
Wow, I found this to be really boring, especially in the first act of the movie. Act number two was a giant montage of the races he needed to place in and act three was his return once again after his motorcycle was sabotaged.
I would say I would not spoil the ending, but if you do not already know who was going to win that final race, then you certainly haven’t been watching any movies in your life.
Sadly predictable, Bennett’s War could still be a plucky crowd-pleaser if these characters had any personality to them at all. They were all just pretty looking people who have little to no acting skills among them. While those with some acting chops were given some of the worst dialogue of the year.
Former WWE wrestler Alex Riley (real name Kevin Kiley Jr) was here too in a mostly non-speaking role. I spent most of the third act trying to remember his wrestling name. I could remember Riley, but all I could think of was Mark Reilly (who is from the Movie Trivia Schmoedown and Collider Live).
I had no idea that there were this many pretty people involved in motorcross. Nor did I know that part of being involved in public relations for motorcross to have boobs (not kidding, that was a line).
This was a really bad movie. I see why there were no critic reviews as of Friday. Best part of the film…
It was only 93 minutes.