Today Was A Great Day!!
As I lay down upon my bed, before I slipped away,
I thought about the wondrous things that I had done today.
I learned to dance the Harlem Shake, and if that weren’t enough,
I danced it with my little dog, knee deep in marshmallow fluff.
I stopped a thief who robbed a bank, a hero tried and true.
My science trial showed its results and cured the stomach flu.
I braved the snow and frigid winds to reach Mount Everest’s peak.
And Jennifer Lawrence asked me if she should play Mystique.
About the new bill I advised President Obama.
At the zoo, without a care, I caught the escaped llama.
I wrestled with CM Punk, and I forced him to tap out.
I went to Cuba for the Dodgers as a talent scout.
Won an Emmy, Tony and the Academy Award,
I grabbed control of Disney; I’m the chairman of the board.
I read The Iliad; it was about the Trojan War.
I won an arm wrestling contest with the Mighty Thor,
I finished writing my first novel, it went really good.
My grammar may still need some work and work on that I should.
I parachuted from a plane and flew throughout the air.
And I discovered a Sasquatch inside its hidden lair.
I swam out in the swamp and I hog-tied a crocodile.
I was a tourist guide who floated upon Egypt’s Nile.
I led a crew of scientists up Kilimanjaro.
Oh, I can’t wait to see just what I will do tomorrow.
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