Napoleon

Ridley Scott is back with a new epic film featuring Napoleon Bonaparte played by Joaquin Phoenix.

This film follows the life of Napoleon Bonaparte from the beginning through to his death. We meet Josephine (Vanessa Kirby), his future wife who could not give him what he wanted most of all, an heir.

We see a bunch of excellent battles with Napoleon leading the French armies against his multitude of enemies. The battle scenes are perhaps the best scenes of the film. Sadly, the best scene was the scene on the ice, which was spoiled in the trailer.

This movie looks amazing. It is shot beautifully. The action scenes are special. The costumes are perfect.

The acting is decent, but maybe not to the level that one would expect. Joaquin Phoenix is good, but it is curious that he never once attempts to have a French accent. I wonder if they were just incapable of doing the accent properly. Not doing it would be better than doing it badly.

Unfortunately, there are more problems with the film. The story just does not work for me. It feels as if it is nothing more than a series of events from Napoleon’s life. There is just not enough of a throughline in the film to make these moments feel like anything but a scrapbook.

I think the film wanted that throughline to be the relationship between Napoleon and Josephine, but that relationship just does not work fully. It felt very inconsistent.

Then, this film is two hours and forty-three minutes long and it absolutely feels like it. I was checking my phone for the time several times during the runtime. I have had films that were this long or even longer that felt like time flew by because the pacing was great. This one was not paced well because I was bored in several situations and that should not be happening.

There are positives here, but there is just something missing from the story that does not allow this to pop the way it should have. I think there could have been a better version of Napoleon.

2.8 stars

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters S1 E3

Spoilers

“Secrets and Lies”

The third episode of Monarch brought us Godzilla… and destroyed him with an H-bomb.

Not sure how I felt about that.

It was an incredible scene and some amazing images of Godzilla, especially on the old time camera, but the explosion was just uncertain for me.

I love the two groups we are following in each of the time frames. Both include Lee Shaw, younger played by Wyatt Russell and older played by Kurt Russell. There was such a great cut transitioning from old Lee to young Lee. It was a wonderful editing moment.

The monster at the end of the episode looks awesome and seems to be a wild danger. Since we learn that Cate and Kentaro’s father survived the trip but is now somewhere in hiding. I expect that he’ll pop up next time.

I do think that this was my favorite episode so far. The car driving by Kurt Russell (and airplane landing too) were all kind of fun.

Picket Fences S2 E12

Spoilers

“Remote Control”

Picket Fences is no fire at this moment.

Middle of season two really took this show into the stratosphere. Season one was really more of self-contained episodes that happened in the city of Rome, Wisconsin. They referenced them throughout, but there was not any true running storylines.

In season two, they still had the major topics, but they also have storylines that carried across the whole series. Here, the story from “Guns ‘R’ Us” is continued as Timmy, who shot Matthew, is up for trial. Actually, he was up for sentencing because he plead guilty for attempted murder to drop other charges.

Meanwhile, the mayor Rachel continued her steps to crash down on human rights to make the town safer. They wanted to fingerprint the entire town as well as having random auto stops. Jimmy refused to go against the constitution and …

Rachel fired him.

They went to court and Judge Bone upheld the firing (which I was surprised about) but Jimmy would not give up his badge setting up a tense encounter with everyone.

At the end, of course, Jimmy got his job back and Timmy was sent off to serve his sentence.

The only thing I was a little disappointed with was how there was no follow up to last week’s sinister ending with Zack and the gun. They mentioned how Zack was having trouble dealing with seeing his brother’s shooting, but nothing like that last seen last week.

Matthew is slowly improving too, which started with a funny scene at the beginning with Matthew being able to pee on his own.

EYG Comic Cavalcade #68

November 21, 2023

It’s been a busy week. Between a bunch of rewatch TV series, several active TV shows, a group of new movies in theater, and school, there has not been a lot of time to read last week’s books. In fact, tomorrow is NEW COMIC BOOK DAY and I am just now making a dent in last week’s large pile.

However, I am officially on Thanksgiving break and tomorrow I am excited to head into Comic World (after watching Napoleon in the morning) and spend the afternoon reading my new books. I may bring along some of the ones from last week that wound up falling to the side.

I really have missed these Wednesdays since school has started. These days of coming to Comic World and just lazily read the books while hanging out with the great people who work there. I’m thrilled this is going to work out.

I did carve out some time tonight after school to get caught up somewhat with the new comics from last week. Here they are:

Spine-Tingling Spider-Man #2. Written by Saladin Ahmed and art by Juan Ferreyra. This new Spider-Man horror series has been really fun these first two issues. The art is great and the story is rather creepy, as Peter finds himself powerless and being pursued by some true horrors. I have loved this original idea so far.

Daredevil #3. “Introductory Rites” Part Three. Written by Saladin Ahmed and pencils by Aaron Kuder and Farid Karami. John Romita Jr, Scott Hanna and Marcio Menyz did the cover art. Father Matt has plenty of problems, including one where an old friend, Ben Urich, is looking into the church Father Matt is at. Worse yet… Bullseye is back!

Astonishing Iceman #4. “Out Cold: Part Four” Written by Steve Orlando and drawn by Vincenzo Carratù. Jesus Saiz did the cover art. Iceman teams up with his Amazing friend, Spider-Man in his continued struggle with Orchis. Throws memories back to my childhood. All we were missing was Firestar.

Fantastic Four #13. “A Thing or Two.” Written by Ryan North and art by Iban Coello. Alex Ross did the cover art. Dr. Doom teams up with Dr. Doom the T-Rex against our heroes, including the FF-dinosaurs. Weird and wild issue and continues this excellent run of FF comics.

Red Goblin #10. Written by Alex Paknadel and penciled by Chris Campana. Inhyuk Lee did the cover art. Venom guest stars. Normie and Rascal come together and ‘make up’ in the series finale of this intriguing book. I do think that I am going to miss this book.

Capwolf and the Howling Commandos #2. Written by Stephanie Phillips and art by Carlos Magno. Ryan Brown was the cover artist. This has started off as some pulpy fun. Captain America has been turned into a werewolf and the Nazis are out there causing trouble in this WWII flashback.

The Deviant #1. “A Christmas Story” Story by James Tynion IV and Joshua Hixson with Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou. A cool new horror story by James Tynion IV. It definitely has the flavor of some of his other horror books, such as Something is Killing the Children. Except this is with Santa.

Big Game #5. Written by Mark Millar and art by Pepe Larraz. This has been a bloody and shocking book so far. Sadly, they use time travel to make everything not matter any more. All those deaths were just done away with inside this finale. I must say that I was a little disappointed but not surprised. I mean, the whole Hit Girl fake out was about as cheap as you get.

The Cull #4. Written by Kelly Thompson and art by Mattia De Iulis. The crew comes back to their world to find things are considerably different, not even counting their own new powers. They are looking for their families and hoping everything is okay. Spoiler alert: it’s not.

Animal Pound Ashcan. Written by Tom King and illustrated by Peter Gross. A very thin or short issue. Admittedly, it was an ashcan, and it did give a nice flavor of the new Tom King series, Animal Pound. It feels too slight to matter. I am looking forward to the actual series though.

Antarctica #5. Written by Simon Birks and art by Willi Roberts. The first arc of this book wraps up here, with a pretty solid cliffhanger at the end. Hannah and Dr. Curtis have to unite to face their troubles. This is a beautiful looking book. I do have some challenges following with the story at times, but it has been a rewarding experience so far.

Killadelphia #31. “Death Be Not Proud. Part 1: From Hell the Dead Thing Spawned.” Killadelphia returned with an appearance by Spawn. I got into Killadelphia by reading the first 30 issues combined into trade paperbacks. This is interesting, but it really is a step in a new direction than the previous books. I’m curious to see where it goes from here.

The Immortal Thor #4. “To Possess the Power of Thor.” Written by Al Ewing and art by Martin Coccolo. Alex Ross did the cover art. Cool issue as Thor is reforming the all-new Thor Corps to help him face off with Toranos. There is Ororo, Beta Ray Bill, Jane Foster and Loki here.

Swan Songs #4. “The end of… a Sentence” Written by W. Maxwell Prince and art by Caitlin Yarsky. A man right out of prison, who loves word games such as Mad Libs, falls into a job as a watchout for his brother’s bank heist. Very original and fun to read.

Outsiders #1. “Never the End.” Written by Jackson Lanzing & Collin Kelly and art by Robert Carey. Roger Cruz with Adriano Lucas did the cover art. Todd made me buy this one. I exaggerate of course, but he did point out that this is a new version of Planetary, which was a series from Wildstorm that I recently picked up and am currently (slowly) working my way through. This featured Batwoman and some other new versions of the old series. Unfortunately, this did not interest me as much as the previous series did.

Other books read this week: Uncanny Avengers #4, Superior Spider-Man #1, Superman: Lost #8, Jean Grey #4, Alpha Flight #4, Fishflies #3, and Something Epic #7.

Picket Fences S2 E11

Spoilers

“Guns ‘R’ Us”

Honestly, there has never been a more sinister ending to this show than the end of this one. Watching Zack methodically find the key to his father’s gun drawer and then take it from the drawer, point it into the air and make a shooting sound. He did it with a blank expression and a coldness that we have never seen in Zack. It was chilling.

Things escalated big time. It started with Matthew being bullied by some high schoolers. He builds a potato gun in order to dent the bully’s car. Instead, it turned out the potato gun was more of a canon and the car crashed, breaking the bully’s back.

Matthew is arrested, but gets a lighter sentence. Then, the bully’s brother shows up at the school with a handgun and shoots Matthew.

Matthew is rushed to surgery and his life is saved, but he was potentially paralyzed. While Jimmy was out with Matthew, Maxine became the acting sheriff and started some drastic measures about the proliferation of hand guns in the high school in Rome.

This is such a good episode with so much tension. There was also some conflict with Wambaugh and Kimberly which made perfect sense. This was great writing with some stellar acting from everyone on the cast. It was truly some great TV.

Bonus Action Vol. 1 Ep.6

Spoilers

“Fates Worse Than Prison”

The sixth episode of the Dungeons & Dragons campaign from Bonus Action has the group moving through a dungeon for the first time.

Well, sort of a dungeon. It is actually a multiple level building, with stacked maps as well. This dungeon actually goes up instead of deeper into the ground.

The group all showed some wonderful ingenuity as they moved through the different levels, avoiding what they could. Jay’s use of his goggles to avoid the bright light was brilliant.

There were some mysteries dropped too, including the drawings that look like Victor.

It appears that they have reached the showdown as it was left as a cliffhanger.

Another fun week with some very creative people.

Goosebumps S1 E10

Spoilers

“Welcome to Horrorland”

I’m not sure if I loved the end of this series. I think I really would have preferred the end of episode eight to have been the season finale. All of this stuff from the last two episodes of this season could’ve been included in a second season.

The whole Kanduu bit felt kind of rushed. When he turned the people of Port Lawrence into human dummies, I will say that the visuals looked good. I liked how creepy it was.

The whole showdown with the Horrorland thing was just too much of a waste. I am also not 100% sure what was going on. There were a couple things that seemed horrible, but that was either reversed or didn’t really happen? It was unclear and the magic takes away all the stakes.

I also did not love the cliffhanger at the end of the film mainly because it made no sense.

It was a disappointing finale. I really would have like the series to be done after episode 8 and take all of this stuff and spread it out for season 2.

I would consider watching a season two of this series. I see a lot of potential here. I just wish it wasn’t as rushed as it was.

Picket Fences S2 E10

Spoilers

“Paging Dr. God”

Picket Fences returns to the world of religious freedom with the episode “Paging Dr. God.” This time, the show looks at Christian Scientists and their belief that prayer is a better option than medicine.

A pregnant woman starts choking at a restaurant and Jill helps her. She then started going into labor. Jill wants to take her to the hospital, but the husband says that going to the hospital is against their religion.

Jill took her anyway and helped the baby be born. The woman had an attack during the birth. Her husband refused her treatment on her brain and they brought in Judge Bone a second time. The first, he ruled that saving the baby superseded the religion. This time, he said they could not operate on the woman.

Jill did it anyway.

Meanwhile, Zack wants to become Jewish. His teacher had talked about Judaism and Zack liked some of the ideals of the religion. This lead to the school board asking questions about Zack’s teacher.

As always, the religions are presented and it feels like everybody was right. It presented an impossible situation for Henry Bone to decide.

Picket Fences S2 E7-9

Spoilers

“Cross Examinations”

“Strangers”

“Blue Christmas”

I went to Hulu tonight, just browsing some of the other films and shows that the streaming service offered when I saw something that shocked me.

On the icon of Picket Fences was a little notice in the upper left hand corner that said “exp. Fri.”

I couldn’t believe it. I just discovered Picket Fences was available on Hulu about a month or so ago. I was so excited because I had not been able to see these episodes in literal decades. I decided to do the Picket Fences DailyView Re-watch during November, making sure to watch at least one episode for every day. I was up to the sixth episode of the second season.

I did not know what to do, so tonight I started a binge to try and get through as many as I could before it went away off Hulu.

I watched three episodes in a row of Christmas in Rome. One of them was one of my favorite episodes, one I think of every time Christmas comes around, any time I hear the song ‘Blue Christmas.’ Watching Carter and his brother sing the song at the end of the episode after their mother died. It is a beautiful scene that was as sad of a scene as the show has ever had.

As I was watching this run of episodes tonight, I discovered something else. The whole four seasons of Picket Fences were on Amazon Prime. I did not think that it was on Prime, but there it was. All four seasons.

So the plans that I had to ramp up the re-watch in high gear before the Hulu episodes expire on Friday are now out of the window. When Hulu gets rid of the show, I will continue watching it on Prime.

By the way, the other two episodes in this rush included a potential virgin birth and a man who killed his brother because of his facial agnosia. Kimberly’s friend was arrested for having LSD in her locker and she faced charges as a drug dealer. At the end of e9, Littleton had to rescind a confession on made up grounds to prevent the girl from going to federal prison for ten years. Judge Bone delivered a scathing lecture to the girl about how all these good people were forced to do things against their ethics because of her and that it was nothing to celebrate. It was a powerful moment for Henry who has had a couple of questionable moments this season.

These were three excellent episodes in a row, all taking place around the holidays.

For now, I will continue on Hulu. Thankfully, I have an option when its gone.

The X-Files S1 E18

Spoilers

“Miracle Man”

The X-Files does take some time dealing with religious aspects. This episode looked at a specific faith healer that reportedly saved the life of a burn victim years before and is the main attraction of a sideshow church.

The burned man was there in the most over-the-top outfit. He was dressed in a black coat, black hat and sunglasses.

Things happen in this episode in a rapid progression. It feels a little rushed as Mulder and Scully are involved.

The sheriff of this town was a real jerk too. I know a lot of the local law enforcement agents are usually not as fond of Mulder and Scully (especially Mulder), but this guy is particularly a pain. And I am not even that sure why.

The Holdovers

Directed by Alexander Payne, The Holdovers was emotional, entertaining and filled with some of the best acting of the year, among an exceptional cast.

According to IMDB, “Nobody likes teacher Paul Hunham (Paul Giamatti) — not his students, not his fellow faculty, not the headmaster, who all find his pomposity and rigidity exasperating. With no family and nowhere to go over Christmas holiday in 1970, Paul remains at school to supervise students unable to journey home. After a few days, only one student holdover remains — a trouble-making 15-year-old named Angus (Dominic Sessa), a good student whose bad behavior always threatens to get him expelled. Joining Paul and Angus is head cook Mary (Da’Vine Joy Randolph)-an African American woman who caters to sons of privilege and whose own son was recently lost in Vietnam. These three very different shipwrecked people form an unlikely Christmas family sharing comic misadventures during two very snowy weeks in New England.

This is wonderfully written and spends a great amount of time developing these three main characters of the film. Paul Giamatti and Da’Vine Joy Randolph are amazing in these roles, with these two characters that are so broken and pulled down by life. Giamatti and Randolph act their butts off.

Dominic Sessa played Angus, the one boy who winds up stuck at the school during break, does an excellent job as well, playing off Giamatti. He never looked out of place opposite Academy Award nominated actor Paul Giamatti.

The story was simple, but the characters were extremely deep and developed, bringing the conflict with them. This is not a plot driven film. It tells a story about these people and we see how they get through their lives.

The Holdovers was funny, dramatic, and full of a natural energy. The performances were so good, and I have a feeling that there may be one or two of these names will be back come Oscar time.

4.6 stars

Trolls Band Together

The third film in the Trolls animated franchise arrived in theaters this weekend. Like all of the Trolls movies, there were some fun music and color galore.

This is the typical story trope as we discover that Branch (Justin Timberlake) was once in a boy band with his brothers called BroZone and he has to go and ‘get the band back together’ to save their missing brother.

This was fine. I did like the use of the music throughout the film. The music was highly entertaining as it was more than just boy band music.

The colors are sensational and the animation looked great. It is certainly a visual feast for the young child’s mind. Of course, younger kids are the target audience for Trolls Band Together and, in that manner, it should be very successful.

Positively, I do think there are some clever writing sprinkled in the script that will keep the adults in the audience entertained.

It started a little slowly, but they were into the mission soon and things got better. It has a good message and has great music and visuals.

3.4 stars

American Horror Story: Murder House S1 E7

Spoilers

“Open House”

AHS: Murder House continues to peel back the layers of the pain and mystery contained inside the walls of Murder House.

An Armenian arrived at the open house looking to perhaps purchase the Murder House. He planned on tearing the house down to put up affordable housing, making a mint.

This possibility sent the crew into an anxious moment and made uneasy allies out of Constance, Moira and Larry, who murder the man (letting him die off the property so he would not be wandering around inside the house).

Several other tidbits appeared in this episode.

  • We find out Larry’s story, and his desire for Constance, which led to his wife’s suicide by fire and his own burns.
  • Vivien is pregnant with twins. Double anti-Christs?
  • Back with the Murder Tour and Josh Gad. The story of the Montgomerys are told.
  • Vivien sees a photo of the Montgomery family and recognized Nora.
  • Violet and Tate continue to grow close.
  • We meet another of Constance’s children who died in the house, a deformed Beau, who is in the Murder House’s attic.
  • Marcy packs a handgun!

Murder House is absolutely a fantastic series and one of the best of the AHS run.

Picket Fences S2 E6

Spoilers

“Dairy Queen”

Breasts become a handful in Rome, Wisconsin.

The city hires a model to promote milk using her sexual nature. Turned out, she was being abused by her husband. She was also a woman pulled over for speeding years before by Jimmy.

This whole storyline was designed to cause some issues in the marriage of Jimmy and Jill, but that just did not work for me. I had little concern with the model’s storyline. Her husband did punch a cow and knocked it out, but otherwise the abusive husband story was not

Kimberly’s story was about breasts as well. She ran an experiment by wearing falsies and realized she received more attention with bigger breasts than she did before. This led to her beginning to think about the possibility of getting breast implants.

This, of course, freaked Jill out, who was already having some issues with Jimmy. Kimberly called in Lydia for another opinion.

This episode did not feel like much of anything to me. The story with the model and her abusive husband was too sparse to be worthwhile and it did not feel organic.

It also seems as if the show has completely forgotten the entire Douglas Wambaugh is a rotten person arc from two episodes ago. He was here backing the abused model and no one even made any references to that apparently character defining moment.

Sounds as if we are gearing up for the next Thanksgiving episode, which was mentioned a couple of times during this show.

Moonlighting S2 E8

Spoilers

“Portrait of Maddie”

One of the best Moonlighting episodes from the first part of season two is Portrait of Maddie. An episode that was expertly written, especially with the dialogue for Bruce Willis.

I know the show always has great dialogue for the character of David Addison, but this episode’s dialogue was especially sharp and witty. I found myself laughing out loud several times at the cleverness of the writing.

The painting was amazing too, by the way.

A painter who had never met Maddi, painted a portrait of her looking into a vanity mirror and then he killed himself. When Maddie was question by the police about this fact, she became obsessed with the painting and about the mysterious painter that appeared to be obsessed with the former model.

I will state that there were some questionable moments with the police in this episode. Maddie kept being able to take the painting home with her despite it clearly being evidence in this case. I can excuse these silly oversights since the detective in the case, played by Dan Lauria of the Wonder Years fame was involved in the case on the villainous side.

The final conflict with Lauria does turn a little sillier than I liked, with a lot of paint involved, but it is minor and does not distract from such a solid episode.

It was funny, because in the opening credits, I saw Paul Rudd listed as a guest star. I did not remember Paul Rudd, aka Ant Man in the MCU, being on Moonlighting. In fact, he was not. It was another Paul Rudd who died in 2010, an actor who had several guest appearances on other TV shows such as Knots Landing, Hart to Hart and Murder, She Wrote.

This episode included a couple of examples of one of the techniques that I loved from this series. It was when the show would break the 4th wall. These examples were beautifully weaved into the dialogue, not causing any real issue with the show. Here David told Maddie to be careful what she says or they will move them to cable. Ha Ha. Love that.

Portrait of Maddie is right near the top of my current list of Moonlighting episodes, just behind “The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice.”