Goat Matchup
By Mr. NBA
It was one day in San Francisco, California, the Chase Center where the Golden State Warriors play the Goon Forty, Chef Thirty,and Goat Twenty three. All were meeting up at the Chase Center to do a goat all star show off to see who’s the goat of all time. The goat all star show off will consist of a dunk contest,three point contest, mid range shooting, and 1v1 tournament goat twenty three.
It’s ten thirty an hour and a half till the goat all star contest starts the chase center holds 18,064. The Chase Center is sold out for the goat all star contest vs some of the best nba players of all time. This will be the first goat all star competition of all time. The refs for the contest to determine who wins the goat all star competition. The refs are Jake Crawford, Zach Brothers, and Rodney Wall.
The fans were surrounding the chase center ready to waiting for the doors to open. The players were warming up waiting for the goat matchup to happen. The doors open and the fans start rushing in, people are tripping other people to get better seats than them. The goat matchup is starting the national anthem is being sung.
The first matchup is gonna be Goat 23 vs Goon 40 in a dunk challenge. Goat 23 won with a 360 windmill dunk to beat Goon 40 in the dunk challenge and Goat 23 will face Chef 30 for the championship of the dunk contest. Goat 23 is smoking Chef 30 in the dunk contest Goat 23 40 wins the dunk contest by a ton.
Next is the 3 point contest Chef 30 will face off vs Goon 40. Chef 30 got 32 three pointers and Goon 40 got 30 falling 2 short and getting knocked out by Chef 30. Chef 30 will vs off vs Goat 23. Goat 23 got off to a good start but started to fade away at the end and chef 30 pulled away and won by 6 three pointers. Next is the mid range shots.
Goon 40 will face Chef 30 in the mid range this is where I shine Goon 40 said.
Chef 30 said I shine here and we will see who does better. Good shot Goon 40 Chef 30 said but I can do better. Ok let’s see it little boy, Goon 40 won the mid range game. Now the 1v1 tournament Goon 40 will get the first round bye so Goat 23 will play Chef 30 Goat 23 won so Goat 23 and Goon 40 will play in the championship of 1v1.
Goat 23 got off to a 5-0 start but goon 40 came back to tie the ball game at 6-6. The game is tied up all at 20.
Goat 23 has the ball he shoots a contested 3 he drains it and he wins the 1v1.
Good shot man said goon 40
Goat 23 said I was going for the winning shot and I drained it.
Goon 40 said that was quite the shot.
Goat 23 said I am the goat. We have already discussed this.
Goon 40 said you’re not the goat, your the wanna be goat.
Goat 23 said you wish we had this matchup for a reason and I proved I’m the goat.
Goon 40 said well see what the judges think.
The judges are deciding who won the goat matchup overall. They come on to make an announcement. Rodney Wall says here is how the scoring works for this goat matchup. If you win the dunk contest you get 3 points and Goon 40 won that so he gets 3 points. If you win the three point challenge you get 2 points and Chef 30 won that so he is at 2 points. Whoever wins the mid range gets 2 points and Goon 40 also won that so he is at 5 points.
Goon 40 said to Goat 23 were through 3 out of the 4 matchups announced and you’re at 0.
Goat 23 said well I won the last one so don’t get your hopes too high
Rodney Wall said and the last event the 1v1 challenge you get 7 points for winning that and goat 23 won that. Goat 23 is our winner and the crowd is cheering loudly. Goon 40 sitting down in shock can not believe what just happened. So our winner is Goat 23 second place Goon 40 and third Chef 30.
Thanks for attending our goat matchup thanks to our players and judges for getting this pulled off the players walk into the locker room.
Goon 40 said you luck Goat 23 luck that the 1v1 tournament was the most point event.
Goat 23 said we’ve gone over this. I’m the goat.
Goon 40 said say whatever makes you feel good.
The goat matchup was over and the fans were exiting the Chase Center roads were all in a traffic jam The roads cleared after about 2 hours the sun was setting in California and that was the end of the goat matchup night.