
I just finished watching the season finale of Twin Peaks and I am all adrift in emotions. I’m not sure how I feel. There are so many emotions washing over me, from confusion to anger to regret to amazement. Nobody can mess with you like David Lynch.
The original series finale ended with an unexplained cliffhanger, Cooper staring into the mirror only to have Killer Bib staring back, so I should have guessed that the third season would be no less as anger inducing. Of course, right now as I type this, there is untold amount of angry hyperbole going on on Twitter and other social media outlets. People earned their right to be frustrated, especially those who watched the 18-hours of Twin Peaks only to end with more questions. Was it worth it?
I have been watching Twin Peaks all day today. Showtime was showing the season three marathon and I have been watching since 7 AM this morning (with about two hours of a break to head to the comic shop). Watching these episodes for a second time gave me a real new appreciation for the art that was Twin Peaks season three.
Did we need one? Absolutely. Did Mark Frost and David Lynch mess with us. Constantly.
The first several episodes were slow and prodding. We had a ton of characters we did not know and those who we did know were different than we thought. Most frustrating of all, Special Agent Dale Cooper was able to escape the Black Lodge, but, instead of being himself, he was trapped int he body of a man named Dougie Jones. Some fans hated Dougie. I did too, at first, but I grew to appreciate Dougie. It did take a while though. Now, however, I truly loved the Dougie character because without him, we never would have gotten the perfect Cooper return that we got in episode 16. When Cooper was back 100%, you could feel the chills. Without the excessive Dougie story, we do not have near that emotional response.
By about episode six, I had even stretched my patience to the point of breaking. I was not going to stop watching it, but it had stumbled from my must see, like Preacher has. Episode six did not feel like Twin Peaks to me. On re-watch this morning, though, it felt considerably different to me. Then, episode seven had a uptick for me, and the tone felt once again like Twin Peaks. I was renewed.
Then came episode eight. The most mind blowing episode of television maybe ever created. We got the origin of Bob and an extended stretch in the past where we see the Woodsmen for the first time, some weird frog bug creature, and some of the most disturbing yet transcendent imagery you have ever seen. Episode eight was a master class in art and creativity.
The plot started to pick up as well. Dougie was becoming more than just a lump of nothingness. People who were finding themselves in Dougie’s world were finding themselves better off than before. Janey-E started realizing what she had with her husband. Naomi Watts was simply brilliant as the wife of the tulpa.
The introduction of the idea of a Tulpa was fascinating as well. According to Tulpa.info a Tulpa “is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own free will, emotions, and memories. In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you.” This helped make sense of some of the really unknown aspects of two Coopers running around.
Kyle MacLachlan is Emmy worthy in his roles as Dougie Jones, Mr. C (evil Cooper, Bob, the Doppelganger..whatever else you may want to call him) and then eventually Dale Cooper. MacLachlan shows his tremendous range with his distinct characters. The arm wrestling scene of Mr. C is one of the best moments of the season. The return of Agent Cooper to 100% might BE the best moment of the season. Dougie had his share of moments as well. MacLachlan led the way with these people.
Among the new characters, the Mitchum Brotehrs, Bradley and Rodney, became fan favorites. Played by Robert Knepper and Jim Belushi, the Mitchums went from evil casino owners to criminals with hearts of gold when they befriended Dougie. Belushi was very funny with his one liners throughout the series, and truly became great in the last few episodes.
Audrey Horne (played by Sherilyn Fenn) was one of the most beloved characters from the original and her arc in this new series really frustrated fans. First, she did not show up until the end of episode 12, which drove many people crazy. The story implied that Audrey was the mother of big time bad boy Richard (and also implied that Bad Cooper was the daddy). Then, when they brought Audrey in, she was shrouded in mystery in some weird scenes with her “husband” though she claimed to be in love with someone named Billy, a character whom we have never met (or at least, we don’t know if we have met him). Then, after heading to the Roadhouse and doing her dance in front of the whole crowd, Audrey seemingly woke up in some white room. Mental institution? Had she been in a coma? Alien abduction? The White Lodge? No one knew, but surely this would be a major plot answered in the two hour finale, right?
Um… wrong. Audrey did not appear in the finale at all. This is probably the biggest slight the internet crowd will scream about. The ending of Audrey waking up in this weird location and looking at the mirror reeks of the ending with Cooper at the end of season two 27 years ago. She had no resolution to her character at all. We have no idea where she is or what has happened to her. We do know for certain that Richard was her son with Mr. C, believed to be a product of rape. This explained why Richard was such a horrible character who ran down a kid with his truck and beat up his grandmother for money. We did get a satisfying end to him, as he was electrocuted into nothingness by the false Lodge entryway, sent to his death by his own father.
The show used its characters amazingly well, even those that had since passed away. Both Miguel Ferrer, Warren Frost and Catherine Coulson died after taping had concluded, so their inclusion was very bittersweet, but even those actors whom died before the series shot were represented well. We had David Bowie, Frank Silva, and Don S. Davis appeared despite their final passing. We also saw a flashback including the wonderful Jack Nance and the still living, but retired Piper Laurie.
We got some happy endings. Big Ed and Norma finally got together when Nadine gave Ed his freedom from their long time loveless marriage. Loveless is not the right term, because there is clearly a lot of feelings between them, but we all know that Big Ed and Norma have been the tortured couple for decades. It looked as if Nadine was ready to move along with crazy internet blogger Dr. Jacoby and his golden shovels. We also got a happy end for Janey-E and her son Sonny Jim, who were surprised with a brand new Tulpa courtesy of Dale Cooper and Mike, the one armed man. Yes, Cooper replaced himself with another Tulpa so the little family could be happy together. That was one of the nicest and happiest moments in the finale.
Lets talk about the finale. The first hour was amazing! Stunning! Extremely exciting. Bob got his comeuppance thanks to Freddie and his Hulk glove. We had all the heroes coming together at the Twin Peaks Sheriff Station to confront Mr. C. Mr. C sitting in Frank Truman’s office as Frank was on the phone with Dale Cooper was as tense as it was going to possible be. I did not see Lucy being the hero, stopping Mr. C from shooting Sheriff Truman (no not that one).
Speaking of Sheriff Truman, the absence of Harry Truman, Michale Ontkean, was felt consistently through the series. Now, take nothing away from Robert Forster, who played Frank Truman, but the Harry Truman-Dale Cooper bromance was one of the biggest selling points of Twin Peaks, and the show did feel his absence. Also noticeably gone was Donna Hayward, Lara Flynn Boyle.
The first hour of the finale had everything. It had reveals (such as the real Diane showing up), exciting action (hello Freddie), unexpected heroes (I already mentioned Lucy), funny quips (Jim Belushi) and a great Kyle MacLachlan performance as Bob gets taken care of. Then, Agent Cooper seemingly goes back in time to scenes from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (literally, scenes from that movie were used) in an attempt to save Laura from her fate of being wrapped in plastic. At first, it looked like Cooper had done just that, but the episode ended with him losing teenage Laura to the Twin Peaks forest, echoed by Laura’s scream.
That first hour was everything anyone could have wanted, sans Audrey, of course. It was ballsy to potentially take the most iconic scene of your original story and change it up with time travel.
However, as we all know time travel causes more trouble than it is worth, and then we get the final episode of the series. It wound up asking more questions than it answered. Cooper and Diane have sex for some reason and she leaves a strange note the next day and disappears. They had already traveled somewhere, through the electrical magic of the world. Back in time? Forward in time? Different universe? It is impossible to tell. Cooper, after Diane leaves, winds up in Odessa, Texas finding an older version of Laura Palmer alive and well, although not calling herself Laura Palmer. She seemingly did not remember anything about being Laura (and the totally unexplained dead body in her house did not seem to bother Cooper). He took her back to the Palmer house (after multiple minutes of nighttime driving scenes), but now apparently, the house does not belong to the Palmers. There is a different family that owned it. What year is it? asked Cooper before our maybe-Laura leaves us with one more classic scream.
Show fades to black.
I am afraid that Twin Peaks has once again chosen to leave the story unanswered instead of wrapping it up in a bow. They completely ignored Audrey, and taking Cooper and maybe-Laura into a time line somewhere does not leave someone with good feelings. No one can accuse David Lynch of fan service, that is for sure.
The second hour definitely felt like a step down from the dramatic and fast paced first hour and I am sure that was intentional. The second hour without shame moves the story to a different level. I may not be sure how I feel about it, but I do respect the creation of said story. There certainly is material for a season four, but it is not certain that there will be a season 4.
Kyle MacLachlan, Naomi Watts, and Laura Dern should, at the very least, receive Emmy nominations for their roles in this, if not wins. They were, all three, sensational. Episode eight should win every technical Emmy award available for a transcendent episode of television.
After spending all day in Twin Peaks, I understand the joys and the sorrows, the anger and the happiness, the surprise and the frustration that comes along with challenging television. I have always enjoyed a show that does not feel like it needs to explain every little detail to people, a show that expects its audience to be smart enough to fill in the blanks. However, Twin Peaks may take that idea too far. Just like they take everything.
Thank you David Lynch for giving us something that we will never forget… and may never forgive.

series. However, I would be remiss if I did not mention last week’s episode, the 16th of the return. It was such a brilliant episode, giving us everything we wanted. The sequence leading to the return of Dale Cooper was such a perfect piece of story telling that I can’t imagine it possibly being better. Plus, the Audrey stuff at the end, the Richard Horne resolution, the gunfight at Rancho Rosa, the Diane revelation… it was possibly the best episode of TV of the year, and certainly of the series. Tonight cannot get here soon enough.
I made my way to the IMAX theater Friday night for the debut of the first two episodes of Marvel’s The Inhumans. The special showing in IMAX was meant to be a big deal. Unfortunately, much of the bad word of mouth must have done some damage as there were not very many people at my showing. I could see why. The show was extremely disappointing. The acting was wooden and dull. The dialogue was trash. The look of the show, with a few exceptions, was amateurish. It was not good television and certainly does not kick off the Inhumans on the right foot. Now, it wasn’t the worst thing I ever saw either, but with Marvel, the expectations were considerably higher. I did not enjoy Black Bolt. I thought his facial expressions did not fit the character and felt too jokey. Medusa’s hair? Ugh. Triton? Terrible. Crystal? Weak acting. What did I like? I enjoyed Karnak (possibly because he was played by Ken Leung of LOST fame) and I thought he was portrayed decently. Lockjaw was pretty good. I think this could be good if there are some serious overhauling done. Scott Buck is the showrunner and he also was in charge of Iron Fist. Iron Fist was the least loved Marvel anything … until this came along. I plan on watching Inhumans (Friday?) when it starts on ABC, but I certainly hope the quality picks up. At this point, it feels like a low quality sci-fi movie on SyFy Network.
Rick and Morty were back with their new episode, “Rest and Ricklaxation” last week. Rick and Morty were feeling as if they needed a break from their constant adventuring and so they headed off to a galactic spa of some sort and had their “toxins” removed, but their toxins turned out to be sentient and ready to take over their lives. Meanwhile, Morty was enjoying his new life without the toxins polluting him. It fell to Rick to try and make everything, and every one, united again.
Of course, Labor Day used to be synonymous with the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon. I would watch many acts of the show and enjoy the call of “timpani” by Ed McMahon. The last few years without the telethon has just not felt right. We lost Jerry Lewis just recently, as the 91 year old comedian died. After so many years of raising money for those who needed his help, Lewis deserves to be considered a great humanitarian.

Yes, The Tick is back. This time it is on Amazon Prime and it dropped the first six episodes of season one this past Friday… and it was AWESOME! I was unbelievably thrilled by the series. Being a big fan of the animated series from FOX Kids and the short lived live action series, I was very happy to see The Tick become one of the pilots that Amazon put up last year as a potential series. Fans would vote to see if they wanted to see the pilot move to full series. I knew the Tick fans would come through despite the pilot itself being a little less than expected. However, from episode two on, the Tick series was gold! So many great moments. It was laugh out loud funny. Peter Serafinowicz is perfectly cast as the Tick. His voice and innocent presence captures the character to a tee. Serafinowicz takes the best from Townsend Coleman and Patrick Warburton, the previous Ticks, and adds to the character. It is a singularly wonderful performance. Yet, the top performance of the show might just go to Arthur, played by Griffin Newman. Arthur is the driving force
behind the plot, trying to prove that ancient villain, The Terror (the constant scene-chewer Jackie Earle Haley) is still alive and Newman fills the twitchy and neurotic Arthur with so much humanity that you can’t help but love him. And the episode six ends with the Terror yelling “Cliffhanger” after capturing Arthur. I can’t wait for more of this show. There are several of the meta jokes here. When the Tick design changed from the pilot to make him bluer and more flexible, Arthur said to the character of the Tick in episode two , “You look different” and the Tick responded, “Thank you.” Nothing further. I loved that joke. This show has become one of my favorites of the year.
Twin Peaks is soon to be reaching its ending as last week we got episode 15, and we got what looked like a happy ending for Big Ed and Norma. I know, right. Who saw that coming? After all of these years, the chance to see these two original character with a chance to be happy really was a highlight form last week’s episode. We also saw Dougie watching TV when Sunset Boulevard came on the screen. When Dougie heard the name “Gordon Cole” mentioned in the film, something triggered in his subconscious and he stuck his fork into the wall socket. Could this electric shock be the final jolt to bring back Dale Cooper? I don’t know, but I sure hope so. There was also some tremendous scenes with the wonderful Log Lady.
Margaret called Hawk and told him, “Hawk, I’m dying . . . You know about death—that it’s just a change, not an end. Hawk, it’s time. There’s some fear—some fear in letting go. Remember what I told you. I can’t say more over the phone, but you know what I mean. From our talks, when we were able to speak face to face. Watch for that one. The one I told you about. The one under the moon on Blue Pine Mountain. Hawk, my log is turning gold. The wind is moaning. I’m dying. Good night, Hawk.”. It was such a surreal and beautiful scene because the actress who played the Log Lady, the brilliant Catherine E. Coulson, who was a close personal friend of Twin Peaks director/writer David Lynch, was actually dying at the time of the shot. She was in bad shape with cancer, but she did come back to shoot these episodes for Lynch. RIP Margaret.
Chip Esten made a return of his own, this time to Whose Line is it Anyway. Chip, who currently stars on Nashville, spent several years as one of the rotating fourth seats on the improvisation show, really showing his worth in musical numbers. He had not been seen with the crew since the last days of Drew Carey’s Improviganza. Chip seemed to step right in beautifully, performing with Wayne Brady and Jeff Davis in a version of Greatest Hits. Unlike most “special guests” on Whose Line, Chip was a welcome return and I hope we don’t have to wait for another 5 years before we see him again.
SummerSlam was last Sunday night and it was a long and reasonably enjoyable show. However, the biggest match was the huge hoss fight that closed the show with Broick Lesnar retaining his Universal Championship against Braun Strowman, Roman Reigns and Samoa Joe. Braun Strowman looked like a star in this match and the crowd was firmly behind him despite him not being the face. At one point, Brock and Joe were on the floor and, from out of the frame, flew one of the announcer’s chairs. It had been thrown by Strowman and it was really funny. Strowman was a massive beast, but Lesnar was able to survive by giving an F5 to Reigns. On RAW the next night, they announced a one-on-one match between Strowman and Lesnar for the next PPV, Hell in a Cell.
On the SNL Weekend Update Summer Edition, we got another performance of Donald Trump from Emmy nominated Alec Baldwin. This skit was the cold open for the show and it made fun of the Arizona rally that was held this past Tuesday by President Trump. Baldwin came out with sunglasses on joking about how he had looked at the eclipse earlier this week (which the real Trump is photographed doing without any eye protection despite all the warnings.) It was great to see Baldwin again with his attempts to skewer the President of the US.
The Movie Trivia Schmoedown Ultimate Schmoedown Team Tournament has begun on Collider Video. The 16 team tournament will culminate with a new #1 contender for the Patriots, the team of “Little Evil” JTE and “The Insneider” Jeff Sneider in December. With round one starting, the first week saw a major upset as the team of fans known as Late to the Party knocked off tournament favorite Critically Acclaimed in a close and tense match. Other winners included Team Action over Deep Cuts, DC Movie News over Six Degrees and Team Trek defeating Cinema Blend. The remaining matches of round one will be completed and shown on YouTube next week.


How about with Twin Peaks? Last week was episode 14, leaving just 4 more hours of the Return left, and there were some huge things happening. The Twin Peaks Sheriff Department’s crew headed out to the forest where Andy wound up being brought to the giant’s White Lodge (the giant said his name was the Fireman). Andy got some vital info there and seemed to be more confident in his return. We also found out that Diane is actually the half sister of Janey E, who is married to Dougie (aka Agent Cooper). Whoa, small world. It feels like it is just a matter of time before Agent Cole and the others with the Blue Rose finally find our wayward Dougie Cooper. But the creepiest thing of the week was when Sarah Palmer removed her face, revealing the hand of the Mother of All Evil and a big smiling smile, and then proceeded to rip out a man’s throat. Now, the man was being very abusive toward her so no one shed a tear, but it certainly was more than what I expected. Sarah Palmer has been really weirder than usually lately and this could be the reason why. Things are heading quickly toward the finale.
The Defenders debuted on Netflix this week and saw Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones and Iron Fist team up to take on the Hand, in what really served as an ending to the previous story lines from their individual shows. The 8-episode season of The Defenders was an easy watch and went extremely quickly. By episode three, there was a tremendous fight in a high rise with all the Defenders and the show was underway. Sigourney Weaver was the main villain as one of the main “fingers” of the Hand and she was great. Elektra returned and was a bad ass in all of her scenes. The end of the series seemed to be setting up Daredevil season three for the classic “Born Again” story line. Jessica Jones was a series standout receiving most of the best lines of dialogue. Iron Fist, who was universally disliked after his own series was panned critically, was much improved here. Luke Cage is the moral center of the Defenders. The show was very strong and did a great job of tying stories up.
On Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Oliver did a whole segment on the potential dangers with North Korea. When President Trump claimed that North Korea would see “fire and fury”, the world became a more tense place. However, John Oliver knew what to do. He discovered that North Koreans loved accordion music and who better to play some music to soothe the nuclear beasts than EYG Hall of Famer Weird Al Yankovic, who then played The North Korea Polka, a song also known as “Please Don’t Nuke Us, North Korea.” And of course, the tensions have since gone down. Thanks for saving the world, Weird Al.
Last week we have Pickle Rick. This week we had Blackout Drunk Rick. Little did we know that when Rick goes blackout drunk, he sets up death traps that could destroy the galaxy. In the episode, the Vindicators returned to the show to call for assistance from Rick and Morty and Morty convinces Rick to go along on the adventure. However, the super team known as the Vindicators only called Rick and Morty because they had to and it was revealed that they had had another adventure and did not call them. The episode was thus entitled Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender. In the end, several members of the Vindicators fall to Rick’s death traps. Rick seems to be becoming more of the villain here and it is interesting to see how Morty reacts to his grandpa’s misbehavior.
This week saw two episodes of The Gong Show, one on Monday and one at its regular time on Thursday. I am finding it amazing how much I am enjoying this show. I did not expect to be downright giddy watching the Gong Show. However, there was controversy this week. On Monday’s episode, Tommy Maitland called for the proper sing-a-long and asked for Albert to come out and sing Shaving Cream like he does every week. However, the person he called Albert was NOT Albert! It was some imposter. I immediately took to Twitter calling this #AlbertGate. The real Albert was back on Thursday without any explanation for why some other chap was singing our proper sing-a-long. (Yes, the episode on Monday felt like the first one they had taped, so they had obviously replaced this guy with the new Albert, but that is not near as fun as wondering about a deep seeded conspiracy).
Manhunt: Unabomber continues to be tremendous. The show this week gave us a massive FBI plot to try and draw out the Unabomber by printing the serial bomber’s manifesto in the Washington Post and staking out and interviewing everyone who bought a newspaper at a certain newsstand in San Francisco. The idea is that the Unabomber would want a copy and it was believed that he made his base in SF. Imagine how much manpower this would have taken? Good news and bad news. The stakeout was a failure, but the Unabomber’s brother’s wife saw the published manifesto and recognized the writing style.
NXT Takeover Brooklyn III was on the WWE Network on Saturday and it delivered once again. I have never seen a Takeover special that has not been just tremendous in action and wrestling drama. Drew McIntyre defeated “Glorious” Bobby Roode to become the new NXT Champion. Adam Cole made his NXT
debut by attacking McIntyre after the victory. NXT Women’s Champion Asuka continued her dominance by defeating and retaining her title against Ember Moon in the match of the night. The team of Sanity defeated the Authors of Pain to become the new NXT Tag Team Champions. Alistair Black defeated Hideo Itami one on one. Tonight is the WWE’s big SummerSlam, but it will have a challenge to stack up against NXT Takeover.
Whose Line is it Anyway continues wits run on Thursday nights on the CW. This past week the show had a game of Hollywood Director where Wayne, Colin and Ryan had to act out a scene and Heather Anne Campbell would be the director and give them notes on how to improve the scene. The final time, Heather Anne came on and said they should do the scene like Cabaret. And what followed was musical genius between the three of these amazing improv performers. Seriously, search this up if you have not seen it. It is comedy gold. And next week, Chip Esten returns!



