Twin Peaks: The Return

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I just finished watching the season finale of Twin Peaks and I am all adrift in emotions.  I’m not sure how I feel.  There are so many emotions washing over me, from confusion to anger to regret to amazement.  Nobody can mess with you like David Lynch.

The original series finale ended with an unexplained cliffhanger, Cooper staring into the mirror only to have Killer Bib staring back, so I should have guessed that the third season would be no less as anger inducing.  Of course, right now as I type this, there is untold amount of angry hyperbole going on on Twitter and other social media outlets.  People earned their right to be frustrated, especially those who watched the 18-hours of Twin Peaks only to end with more questions.  Was it worth it?

I have been watching Twin Peaks all day today.  Showtime was showing the season three marathon and I have been watching since 7 AM this morning (with about two hours of a break to head to the comic shop).  Watching these episodes for a second time gave me a real new appreciation for the art that was Twin Peaks season three.

Did we need one?  Absolutely.  Did Mark Frost and David Lynch mess with us.  Constantly.

The first several episodes were slow and prodding.  We had a ton of characters we did not know and those who we did know were different than we thought.  Most frustrating of all, Special Agent Dale Cooper was able to escape the Black Lodge, but, instead of being himself, he was trapped int he body of a man named Dougie Jones.  Some fans hated Dougie.  I did too, at first, but I grew to appreciate Dougie.  It did take a while though.  Now, however, I truly loved the Dougie character because without him, we never would have gotten the perfect Cooper return that we got in episode 16.  When Cooper was back 100%, you could feel the chills.  Without the excessive Dougie story, we do not have near that emotional response.

By about episode six, I had even stretched my patience to the point of breaking.  I was not going to stop watching it, but it had stumbled from my must see, like Preacher has.  Episode six did not feel like Twin Peaks to me.  On re-watch this morning, though, it felt considerably different to me.  Then, episode seven had a uptick for me, and the tone felt once again like Twin Peaks.  I was renewed.

Then came episode eight.  The most mind blowing episode of television maybe ever created.  We got the origin of Bob and an extended stretch in the past where we see the Woodsmen for the first time, some weird frog bug creature, and some of the most disturbing yet transcendent imagery you have ever seen.  Episode eight was a master class in art and creativity.

The plot started to pick up as well.  Dougie was becoming more than just a lump of nothingness.  People who were finding themselves in Dougie’s world were finding themselves better off than before.  Janey-E started realizing what she had with her husband.  Naomi Watts was simply brilliant as the wife of the tulpa.

The introduction of the idea of a Tulpa was fascinating as well.  According to Tulpa.info a Tulpa “is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own free will, emotions, and memories. In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you.”  This helped make sense of some of the really unknown aspects of two Coopers running around.

Kyle MacLachlan is Emmy worthy in his roles as Dougie Jones, Mr. C (evil Cooper, Bob, the Doppelganger..whatever else you may want to call him) and then eventually Dale Cooper.  MacLachlan shows his tremendous range with his distinct characters.  The arm wrestling scene of Mr. C is one of the best moments of the season.  The return of Agent Cooper to 100% might BE the best moment of the season.  Dougie had his share of moments as well.  MacLachlan led the way with these people.

Among the new characters, the Mitchum Brotehrs, Bradley and Rodney, became fan favorites.  Played by Robert Knepper and Jim Belushi, the Mitchums went from evil casino owners to criminals with hearts of gold when they befriended Dougie.  Belushi was very funny with his one liners throughout the series, and truly became great in the last few episodes.

Audrey Horne (played by Sherilyn Fenn) was one of the most beloved characters from the original and her arc in this new series really frustrated fans.  First, she did not show up until the end of episode 12, which drove many people crazy.  The story implied that Audrey was the mother of big time bad boy Richard (and also implied that Bad Cooper was the daddy).  Then, when they brought Audrey in, she was shrouded in mystery in some weird scenes with her “husband” though she claimed to be in love with someone named Billy, a character whom we have never met (or at least, we don’t know if we have met him).  Then, after heading to the Roadhouse and doing her dance in front of the whole crowd, Audrey seemingly woke up in some white room.  Mental institution?  Had she been in a coma?  Alien abduction?  The White Lodge?  No one knew, but surely this would be a major plot answered in the two hour finale, right?

Um… wrong. Audrey did not appear in the finale at all.  This is probably the biggest slight the internet crowd will scream about.  The ending of Audrey waking up in this weird location and looking at the mirror reeks of the ending with Cooper at the end of season two 27 years ago.  She had no resolution to her character at all.  We have no idea where she is or what has happened to her.  We do know for certain that Richard was her son with Mr. C, believed to be a product of rape.  This explained why Richard was such a horrible character who ran down a kid with his truck and beat up his grandmother for money.  We did get a satisfying end to him, as he was electrocuted into nothingness by the false Lodge entryway, sent to his death by his own father.

The show used its characters amazingly well, even those that had since passed away.  Both Miguel Ferrer, Warren Frost and Catherine Coulson died after taping had concluded, so their inclusion was very bittersweet, but even those actors whom died before the series shot were represented well.  We had David Bowie, Frank Silva, and Don S. Davis appeared despite their final passing.  We also saw a flashback including the wonderful Jack Nance and the still living, but retired Piper Laurie.

We got some happy endings.  Big Ed and Norma finally got together when Nadine gave Ed his freedom from their long time loveless marriage.  Loveless is not the right term, because there is clearly a lot of feelings between them, but we all know that Big Ed and Norma have been the tortured couple for decades.  It looked as if Nadine was ready to move along with crazy internet blogger Dr. Jacoby and his golden shovels.  We also got a happy end for Janey-E and her son Sonny Jim, who were surprised with a brand new Tulpa courtesy of Dale Cooper and Mike, the one armed man.  Yes, Cooper replaced himself with another Tulpa so the little family could be happy together.  That was one of the nicest and happiest moments in the finale.

Lets talk about the finale.  The first hour was amazing!  Stunning!  Extremely exciting.  Bob got his comeuppance thanks to Freddie and his Hulk glove.  We had all the heroes coming together at the Twin Peaks Sheriff Station to confront Mr. C.  Mr. C sitting in Frank Truman’s office as Frank was on the phone with Dale Cooper was as tense as it was going to possible be.  I did not see Lucy being the hero, stopping Mr. C from shooting Sheriff Truman (no not that one).

Speaking of Sheriff Truman, the absence of Harry Truman, Michale Ontkean, was felt consistently through the series.  Now, take nothing away from Robert Forster, who played Frank Truman, but the Harry Truman-Dale Cooper bromance was one of the biggest selling points of Twin Peaks, and the show did feel his absence.  Also noticeably gone was Donna Hayward, Lara Flynn Boyle.

The first hour of the finale had everything.  It had reveals (such as the real Diane showing up), exciting action (hello Freddie), unexpected heroes (I already mentioned Lucy), funny quips (Jim Belushi) and a great Kyle MacLachlan performance as Bob gets taken care of.  Then, Agent Cooper seemingly goes back in time to scenes from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (literally, scenes from that movie were used) in an attempt to save Laura from her fate of being wrapped in plastic.  At first, it looked like Cooper had done just that, but the episode ended with him losing teenage Laura to the Twin Peaks forest, echoed by Laura’s scream.

That first hour was everything anyone could have wanted, sans Audrey, of course.  It was ballsy to potentially take the most iconic scene of your original story and change it up with time travel.

However, as we all know time travel causes more trouble than it is worth, and then we get the final episode of the series.  It wound up asking more questions than it answered.  Cooper and Diane have sex for some reason and she leaves a strange note the next day and disappears.  They had already traveled somewhere, through the electrical magic of the world.  Back in time?  Forward in time?  Different universe?  It is impossible to tell.  Cooper, after Diane leaves, winds up in Odessa, Texas finding an older version of Laura Palmer alive and well, although not calling herself Laura Palmer.  She seemingly did not remember anything about being Laura (and the totally unexplained dead body in her house did not seem to bother Cooper).  He took her back to the Palmer house (after multiple minutes of nighttime driving scenes), but now apparently, the house does not belong to the Palmers.  There is a different family that owned it.  What year is it? asked Cooper before our maybe-Laura leaves us with one more classic scream.

Show fades to black.

I am afraid that Twin Peaks has once again chosen to leave the story unanswered instead of wrapping it up in a bow.  They completely ignored Audrey, and taking Cooper and maybe-Laura into a time line somewhere does not leave someone with good feelings.  No one can accuse David Lynch of fan service, that is for sure.

The second hour definitely felt like a step down from the dramatic and fast paced first hour and I am sure that was intentional.  The second hour without shame moves the story to a different level.  I may not be sure how I feel about it, but I do respect the creation of said story.  There certainly is material for a season four, but it is not certain that there will be a season 4.

Kyle MacLachlan, Naomi Watts, and Laura Dern should, at the very least, receive Emmy nominations for their roles in this, if not wins.  They were, all three, sensational.  Episode eight should win every technical Emmy award available for a transcendent episode of television.

After spending all day in Twin Peaks, I understand the joys and the sorrows, the anger and the happiness, the surprise and the frustration that comes along with challenging television.  I have always enjoyed a show that does not feel like it needs to explain every little detail to people, a show that expects its audience to be smart enough to fill in the blanks.  However, Twin Peaks may take that idea too far.  Just like they take everything.

Thank you David Lynch for giving us something that we will never forget… and may never forgive.

The TV Week That Was

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Happy Labor Day to all!

I am currently watching the Showtime all day Twin Peaks: The Return marathon.  We are into episode 11 on the way to the evening’s two part finale of the series.  I have already had some pie, and anticipate having some more later tonight.  I am very exciting about the finale, and I plan on writing up an article here with my thoughts over the whole Image result for twin peaks return of cooper episode 16series.  However, I would be remiss if I did not mention last week’s episode, the 16th of the return.  It was such a brilliant episode, giving us everything we wanted.  The sequence leading to the return of Dale Cooper was such a perfect piece of story telling that I can’t imagine it possibly being better.  Plus, the Audrey stuff at the end, the Richard Horne resolution, the gunfight at Rancho Rosa, the Diane revelation… it was possibly the best episode of TV of the year, and certainly of the series.  Tonight cannot get here soon enough.

Image result for inhumansI made my way to the IMAX theater Friday night for the debut of the first two episodes of Marvel’s The Inhumans.  The special showing in IMAX was meant to be a big deal.  Unfortunately, much of the bad word of mouth must have done some damage as there were not very many people at my showing.  I could see why.  The show was extremely disappointing.  The acting was wooden and dull.  The dialogue was trash.  The look of the show, with a few exceptions, was amateurish.  It was not good television and certainly does not kick off the Inhumans on the right foot.  Now, it wasn’t the worst thing I ever saw either, but with Marvel, the expectations were considerably higher. I did not enjoy Black Bolt. I thought his facial expressions did not fit the character and felt too jokey.  Medusa’s hair?  Ugh.  Triton?  Terrible.  Crystal?  Weak acting.  What did I like?  I enjoyed Karnak (possibly because he was played by Ken Leung of LOST fame) and I thought he was portrayed decently.  Lockjaw was pretty good.  I think this could be good if there are some serious overhauling done.  Scott Buck is the showrunner and he also was in charge of Iron Fist.  Iron Fist was the least loved Marvel anything … until this came along.  I plan on watching Inhumans (Friday?) when it starts on ABC, but I certainly hope the quality picks up.  At this point, it feels like a low quality sci-fi movie on SyFy Network.

Image result for manhunt Unabomber episode 6 college brainwashingThere was also the best episode of the season for the Manhunt: Unabomber.  This episode was a Ted Kaczynski stand alone episode, showing his back story and how he came to be a near hermit in the wilderness sending bombs through the mail.  There were remarkable scenes that really caused you to feel a connection to this serial killer that we had never had before.  The brainwashing attempts by the professor at the college were heartbreaking and were nearly predatory.  “Ted” brought a deeper understanding of the controversial figure, and it makes the series as a whole more interesting.

Image result for rick and morty season 3 episode 6Rick and Morty were back with their new episode, “Rest and Ricklaxation” last week.  Rick and Morty were feeling as if they needed a break from their constant adventuring and so they headed off to a galactic spa of some sort and had their “toxins” removed, but their toxins turned out to be sentient and ready to take over their lives.  Meanwhile, Morty was enjoying his new life without the toxins polluting him.  It fell to Rick to try and make everything, and every one, united again.

This coming Tuesday is the debut of the latest season of American Horror Story: Cult.  The series sees the return of Twisty from AHS: Freak Show.  It is also rumored to be a satire of the political election of 2016.

 

Image result for jerry lewis labor dayOf course, Labor Day used to be synonymous with the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon.  I would watch many acts of the show and enjoy the call of “timpani” by Ed McMahon.  The last few years without the telethon has just not felt right.  We lost Jerry Lewis just recently, as the 91 year old comedian died.  After so many years of raising money for those who needed his help, Lewis deserves to be considered a great humanitarian.

So excited for Twin Peaks finale tonight.  Happy viewing!

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Close Encounters Of The Third Kind: 40th Anniversary Release

Forty years old.  I had a chance to go to the theater and see Steven Spielberg’s classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind on the big screen.  It is a wonderful science fiction story, even though Spielberg himself in an interview that proceeded the movie claimed that it was not a Sci-fi film.

Line worker Roy Neary (Richard Dreyfuss) was involved with a shocking encounter with a UFO one night and he found that his entire life had changed.  He became obsessed with the sighting and was determined to recreate the moment.  Despite the pleas of his wife Ronnie (Teri Garr), Roy seemingly was slipping deeper and deeper into the world of madness.

Roy was not the only one.  Jill (Melinda Dillon) and her son Barry (Cary Guffey) also wound up having the same encounter, and Barry soon disappears.  Jill’s cries of alien abduction were seen as a potential cover story, but she was just as obsessed with finding her son.

The visions of the Devil’s Tower tormented both individuals, to the point where Roy’s wife and three children were fleeing from him in fear, not for their safety, but to avoid his apparent insanity.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind is a beautiful movie with amazing visuals.  Honestly, this is the main driving force for the film, because the story itself was really pretty cruel. Roy’s basic choice of the UFO over his own family is a dangling thread that is never fully dealt with in the movie.

There is also no reason given for the aliens to be doing what they are doing.  They are abducting people, but they seem to be friendly and like to play music.

And what music.  EYG Hall of Famer John Williams does tremendous work here, creating such a musical backdrop that rivaled the visual imagery on the screen.

I have to say though, I am still wondering about the fate of the children left behind and deserted by their father.  I thought Brad (Shawn Bishop) was especially compelling in his performance seeing his dad lose it and understanding what that meant more than his younger siblings.  What would happen to this boy?  How would this situation affect him? It is a question that I haven’t been able to get out of my head, and this is one of the reasons why Close Encounters does not translate as well to today’s world…at least in that area.

The rest of the film was wonderful and beautifully done.  The special effects for 1977 were amazing and they still hold up today in the world of CGI.  This is one of Spielberg’s great films and most of it truly deserves that credit.

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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind: 40th Anniversary Release

Birth of the Dragon

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I came away with one unmistakable thought when I saw the movie, Birth of a Dragon.

I didn’t know that Bruce Lee, EYG Hall of Famer, was such a dick.

Now, this movie is clearly a fictionalized rendition of a real life fight between Lee and Shaolin monk master Wolf Jack Man which has become stuff of Urban Legend.  Since very few witnesses to the actual fight are still alive, this allows the filmmakers to give this “true story” a bit of a “historical fiction” aspect to it.

Wolf Jack Man (Xia Yu) was a legendary Kung Fu master who had come to San Francisco after a fight had gone wrong in China.  Wolf Jack Man was in search of a way to cleanse his soul and he found it in washing dishes.   Young and brash Bruce Lee (Philip Ng) was teaching others Kung Fu, and believed that Wolf Jack had been sent to spy on him.  Lee had been training non-Chinese people Kung Fu, and this was frowned upon.

However, the film takes a bit of a turn here.  One of Lee’s students, Steve McKee (Billy Magnussen) meets a girl who was beholden to a local crime boss for money to repay bringing her in the country and he falls in love with her.  She is not allowed to speak English or to interact with other people, but they still come together in the star-crossed lovers story that we have seen a million times.

This story becomes the driving force behind the movie.  In fact, the movie makes it that the fight between Lee and Wolf Jack has to do with freeing the girl instead of personal issues between them.

I’m not sure the reasoning here, but Steve truly does become the main protagonist in this movie that features what was a major— legendary fight between two masters.

I am not sure the reasoning here.  Were they just trying to make it so neither Lee or Wolf Jack had to look bad?  If so, they failed, as I mentioned earlier, Lee is portrayed as quite the jerk in much of this movie.  It is not as if the character of Steve is the most engaging and enthralling personality on screen.  He is basically milquetoast and one-dimensional.  The relationship with him and the girl Xiulan (Jingjing Qu) is shallow and unimaginative.  There is no reason that the character of Bruce Lee has to be reduced to a supporting character in his own movie.

Both of the actors playing our two main martial artists are pretty good.  The Bruce Lee portrayal is even exceptional.  The action scenes, including the fight between them, are really well done and visually enjoying.  There could have been an epic movie here dealing with two characters on different ends of the Kung Fu spectrum with differing thoughts and styles facing off.  If you are going to fictionalize it anyway, why are you adding this boring love story that makes no sense and dumping this dull Steve character in the middle of the film?

The pessimist in me says it is because Steve is white and the studio believed that they needed a white guy for the audience to connect to.  I sure hope that is not the reason, though I will admit that I thought it might be.

This movie was not a bad watch, but it could have been so much better.  There was no reason why Steve and his girlfriend should have taken one minute of screen time away from Bruce Lee or Wolf Jack Man, but that is what the ton of studios involved (there were about six studios identified at the beginning of the film) has gone with.  Too bad.  Because Bruce Lee and Wolf Jack Man could have been more than enough to make this an exciting film.

2.5 stars

The TV Week That Was

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Another big week…

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Image result for th etick amazonYes, The Tick is back.  This time it is on Amazon Prime and it dropped the first six episodes of season one this past Friday… and it was AWESOME!  I was unbelievably thrilled by the series.  Being a big fan of the animated series from FOX Kids and the short lived live action series, I was very happy to see The Tick become one of the pilots that Amazon put up last year as a potential series.  Fans would vote to see if they wanted to see the pilot move to full series.  I knew the Tick fans would come through despite the pilot itself being a little less than expected.  However, from episode two on, the Tick series was gold!  So many great moments.  It was laugh out loud funny.  Peter Serafinowicz is perfectly cast as the Tick.  His voice and innocent presence captures the character to a tee.  Serafinowicz takes the best from Townsend Coleman and Patrick Warburton, the previous Ticks, and adds to the character.  It is a singularly wonderful performance.  Yet, the top performance of the show might just go to Arthur, played by Griffin Newman.  Arthur is the driving force Image result for th etick amazonbehind the plot, trying to prove that ancient villain, The Terror (the constant scene-chewer Jackie Earle Haley) is still alive and Newman fills the twitchy and neurotic Arthur with so much humanity that you can’t help but love him.  And the episode six ends with the Terror yelling “Cliffhanger” after capturing Arthur.  I can’t wait for more of this show.  There are several of the meta jokes here.  When the Tick design changed from the pilot to make him bluer and more flexible, Arthur said to the character of the Tick in episode two , “You look different” and the Tick responded, “Thank you.”  Nothing further.  I loved that joke.  This show has become one of my favorites of the year.

Image result for big ed and norma 2017Twin Peaks is soon to be reaching its ending as last week we got episode 15, and we got what looked like a happy ending for Big Ed and Norma.  I know, right.  Who saw that coming?  After all of these years, the chance to see these two original character with a chance to be happy really was a highlight form last week’s episode.  We also saw Dougie watching TV when Sunset Boulevard came on the screen.  When Dougie heard the name “Gordon Cole” mentioned in the film, something triggered in his subconscious and he stuck his fork into the wall socket.  Could this electric shock be the final jolt to bring back Dale Cooper?  I don’t know, but I sure hope so.  There was also some tremendous scenes with the wonderful Log Lady.  Related imageMargaret called Hawk and told him, “Hawk, I’m dying . . . You know about death—that it’s just a change, not an end. Hawk, it’s time. There’s some fear—some fear in letting go. Remember what I told you. I can’t say more over the phone, but you know what I mean. From our talks, when we were able to speak face to face. Watch for that one. The one I told you about. The one under the moon on Blue Pine Mountain. Hawk, my log is turning gold. The wind is moaning. I’m dying. Good night, Hawk.”.  It was such a surreal and beautiful scene because the actress who played the Log Lady, the brilliant Catherine E. Coulson, who was a close personal friend of Twin Peaks director/writer David Lynch, was actually dying at the time of the shot.  She was in bad shape with cancer, but she did come back to shoot these episodes for Lynch.  RIP Margaret.

Image result for chip esten whose line returnChip Esten made a return of his own, this time to Whose Line is it Anyway.  Chip, who currently stars on Nashville, spent several years as one of the rotating fourth seats on the improvisation show, really showing his worth in musical numbers.  He had not been seen with the crew since the last days of Drew Carey’s Improviganza.  Chip seemed to step right in beautifully, performing with Wayne Brady and Jeff Davis in a version of Greatest Hits.  Unlike most “special guests” on Whose Line, Chip was a welcome return and I hope we don’t have to wait for another 5 years before we see him again.

Related imageSummerSlam was last Sunday night and it was a long and reasonably enjoyable show.  However, the biggest match was the huge hoss fight that closed the show with Broick Lesnar retaining his Universal Championship against Braun Strowman, Roman Reigns and Samoa Joe.  Braun Strowman looked like a star in this match and the crowd was firmly behind him despite him not being the face.  At one point, Brock and Joe were on the floor and, from out of the frame, flew one of the announcer’s chairs.  It had been thrown by Strowman and it was really funny.  Strowman was a massive beast, but Lesnar was able to survive by giving an F5 to Reigns.  On RAW the next night, they announced a one-on-one match between Strowman and Lesnar for the next PPV, Hell in a Cell.

Image result for alec baldwin weekend update trumpOn the SNL Weekend Update Summer Edition, we got another performance of Donald Trump from Emmy nominated Alec Baldwin.  This skit was the cold open for the show and it made fun of the Arizona rally that was held this past Tuesday by President Trump.  Baldwin came out with sunglasses on joking about how he had looked at the eclipse earlier this week (which the real Trump is photographed doing without any eye protection despite all the warnings.)  It was great to see Baldwin again with his attempts to skewer the President of the US.

Image result for critically acclaimed vs late to the partyThe Movie Trivia Schmoedown Ultimate Schmoedown Team Tournament has begun on Collider Video.  The 16 team tournament will culminate with a new #1 contender for the Patriots, the team of “Little Evil” JTE and “The Insneider” Jeff Sneider in December.  With round one starting, the first week saw a major upset as the team of fans known as Late to the Party knocked off tournament favorite Critically Acclaimed in a close and tense match.  Other winners included Team Action over Deep Cuts, DC Movie News over Six Degrees and Team Trek defeating Cinema Blend.  The remaining matches of round one will be completed and shown on YouTube next week.

There was another Gong Show repeat this week. *SOB* I still watched the proper sing-a-long.  Not sure what I am going to do when this goes away.

Oh, I know that there is a Game of Thrones finale tonight.  I am happy when TV Talk then does not have to talk about Game of Thrones every episode all week long.  That is excellent.

This Friday is the debut of Inhumans on IMAX screens.  I am not sure if I will be able to see it yet, and I sure hope it is better than it appears.

Happy viewing!

Good Time

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Listed as a drama, Good Time, the new film directed by the Safdie Brothers, feels more like a dark comedy at times within the context of real world New York as told by Scorsese.  Does that sound like an odd mash up?  Well, that would be Good Time.

Connie Nikas (Robert Pattinson) is a low level con man whose brother Nick (Benny Safdie) is mentally challenged.  So of course, Connie takes Nick to be his back up on a bank heist.  To no one’s surprise, the heist goes wrong, and Nick winds up caught and sent to Ryker’s Island.  Nick goes about trying to get the money to post his brother’s bond before anything else can happen to him.

Robert Pattinson is great as Connie.  He is extremely unlikable of a character that I spent the whole film hoping would be caught, but still wishing the police would not catch him.  He created such an uncomfortable feeling within me, never sure just what he might do.  The sole redeeming quality in this character was his feelings for his brother Nick, which feels as if it is the only sincere feelings he has.

Connie is shown to be a somewhat intelligent person, but he consistently does remarkably stupid things.  It is as if he was a terrible storm that would blow through other character’s lives leaving them worse off than before.  And yet you don’t hate the guy.  Part of it is the desperation with which he is trying to do the one good thing he can, and that is to help Nick.  The Safdie brothers constantly use close ups to help create that manic feeling in Connie and portraying it to the audience.  Despite how much of a jerk Connie is, you can’t help but follow him, and, despite your best intentions, even feel for him.

There were some other interesting performances in the film.  Co-director Benny Safdie is really good as Nick, despite lacking a ton of screen time.  We do get a slight mention of why Nick is in therapy (as shown in the movie’s first scene), but it is not expanded upon.  Jennifer Jason Leigh plays Corey, Connie’s girlfriend/next mark.  Barkhad Abdi has a cameo as a security guard whose life gets flipped over by Connie.  Buddy Duress is Ray, the acid-taking, ex-con trying to avoid being sent back to jail.

It is kind of fun watching these crooks do so many stupid things.  Connie is already in trouble, but he then digs himself deeper and deeper with each passing minute as he tries to help his brother out.  There are no characters here to like.  All of them are rotten people.  Even Nick is anything but a likeable character.  Seeing these unlikable characters placed into these awkward positions is one of the best parts of this movie.

The film is very grimy. You see the worst of life in New York, with so many dirty and lowlife people and locales.  The use of neon light helps to create that mood during the film, which included a very enjoyable section in an amusement park.

I had no idea what Good Time was before I went into it, and I was happy that I didn’t know. Robert Pattinson has certainly come a long way since Edward in Twilight. He knocks this role totally out of the park and he deserves credit for overcoming the type casting of the twinkling vampire.  Good Time was a surprisingly good time.

3.9 stars

 

Death Note (2017)

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Death Note is an original film from Netflix of a property of a popular manga/anime from Japan.  It was not something that I was aware of before, so I do not have any pre-existing expectations of the story.  From what I have heard, this film really takes the source material and makes a lot of changes.  I do not have any judgments on that.

Light (Nat Wolff) is a high school student who winds up in possession of a magical book called the Death Note, given to him by a death god Ryuk (Willem Dafoe).  Light discovers that when he writes a person’s name in the Death Note, the person would die.  Light begins to, along with his girlfriend Mia (Margaret Qualley), write names of horribly evil people in an attempt to fool the world into believing that there is a god watching over the world.  Light named this “god” Kira and the people began to believe in him.

However, the police began an investigation into the mysterious deaths.  Light’s father James (Shea Whigham) was to head the investigation.  The mysterious L (Lakeith Stanfield) came to join in and his incredible detective skills led him back to Light.

I am split with this film.  For the most part, I had a decent time watching it, but there were some glaring issues that I did not like.  First, the film felt rushed.  The film did not seem as if it had the time to really go into depth on any of the themes involved because it then had to move along to the next point.  I wonder if the anime series was longer and they tried to cram in too much, much like the movie the Dark Tower did.  As I said, I am unfamiliar with the anime so I can not judge this.  From my perspective, it felt too busy and so became too surface.

Second, I really liked the concept of L, and I enjoyed part of the presentation of the character, but he seemed to go way off the rails in the latter part of the film, making what appeared to be a quirky and intriguing character into a wildly inconsistent one.  Lakeith Stanfield, who was great in Get Out, is solid despite what was given to him.

Third, and probably the worst of all, the ending is so terrible that, even if I had loved everything heading up to it, this would have ruined it.  It felt like it was leading to a really great end and suddenly it was tossed to the side in favor of a shock value end.

Finally, the look of Ryuk was less than I would have expected.  The voice of Willem Dafoe is great, but the character itself looked like a bad Halloween costume.

However, I did like much of what was here as well.   The concept of the story was very original and could be mined for some really deep and fascinating story telling.  The idea that a kid could be trying to make himself into a god by killing evil people is a interesting idea.  Secondly, Mia becomes unbalanced as the movie continues and that could have been a great look at how power can corrupt even the sweetest people.  I thought most of the performances were well done, although Nat Wolff was a bit over the top.  And I truly enjoyed how the climax of the story came to be, with the scene at the Ferris wheel  and the direct aftermath being cool and showing how clever Light could be.

So I am split by the film.  I have a feeling that if you are a big fan of the source material, you are not going to enjoy this movie.  If you come into it blind as I did, it will not offend you as much.  As a late night Netflix watch, Death Note is acceptable, but I would not feel the need to run to my Netflix account and watch this immediately.

2.75 stars

Wind River

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The writer of Hell or High Water and Sicario, Taylor Sheridan took his turn in the director’s chair in his first big screen film, Wind River, and Sheridan showed that he is one of the hottest creative talents in movies today.

Local hunter/tracker Cory Lambert (Jeremy Renner), who spends his time searching the woods of Wind River, a Native American reservation in Wyoming, for animals that are killing livestock of the natives.  During one of his hunts, he stumbles across something unexpected.  A body of a local Native American girl, raped, beaten and frozen to death.  FBI agent Jane Banner (Elizabeth Olson) was sent into the reservation to investigate the crime and the pair team up to try and solve the mystery.

Wind River is a mystery story, but it also is not a mystery story.  What do I mean by that?  Well, the mystery is here, but it is not the center of this movie.  The main driving force of the film is the elements and how Wind River is a perilous place to live.  It is also very much a comment on the lives of the Native American who live in the area.  The mystery is there too, but honestly it is peripheral to the rest of the film.

Jeremy Renner is tremendous in this role, perhaps the best I have seen him.  He was subtle and nuanced as this hunter who is dealing with his own tragic past while trying help solve the case.  Elizabeth Olson is also wonderful in the role as the “fish out of water FBI agent, ” providing layers to her role, despite there not being as much development for her as there was for Renner.  To both of their credits, I never thought of them as Jeremy Renner and Elizabeth Olson during the film, and, even more impressive, I never thought of them as Hawkeye and Scarlett Witch, either.

However, perhaps the most standout performances were by a couple of Native American actors.  The wonderful Graham Greene played the local sheriff Ben, who was entertaining and funny as he pessimistically quipped about the dower lifestyle with which the people had to deal.  He reminded me very much of Gil Birmingham’s role in Hell or High Water.  And the second top performance was by the aforementioned Gil Birmingham, who played the father of the murdered girl, Martin.  He was amazingly heartbreaking and you could not help but feel the pain that he was dealing with.  He also portrayed the anger perfectly of how society’s actions led to the loss of his daughter.

I was fully engaged and engulfed by the movie for the first two acts of the film.  I have heard some criticism that the early part of the film has pacing issues, but that was not my experience.  I was all in on the film immediately.  However, at the beginning of the third act, there is a flashback scene chronicling what exactly happened to the girl that felt so out of place in the narrative that we had had so far that it was very jarring.  Though well done and traumatic, the flashback took me out of the film.

Yet, immediately after the flashback, we get sucked right back in with one of the most real to life gunfights you will ever see.  It is tense and dramatic and seriously painful to watch, and then the ultimate finale of the film is remarkably satisfying so the beginning of the third act only slightly derailed the film for me and I was right back on board after that.

The scenes between Renner and Birmingham are some of the best scenes of the film, as these two men are able to connect over their common losses and it shines a light of humanity on the horrible situation life has placed them in.

Wind River is a fantastic thriller with top of the line characters that has a voice to say about the treatment of Native Americans.  It does so without being preachy.  It just is.  Renner and Olson are wonderful and Gil Birmingham could be Oscar worthy.  The scenic backdrop of Wind River is a stark reminder of not only the beauty found in nature, but also how unforgiving and deadly nature can be.  Even with the slight hiccup near the beginning of the third act, Wind River delivers big time.

4.85 stars

 

The TV Week That Was

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Hey all.  A big week in TV this week.  Where should we start?

DHJvlgAU0AEgjArHow about with Twin Peaks?  Last week was episode 14, leaving just 4 more hours of the Return left, and there were some huge things happening.  The Twin Peaks Sheriff Department’s crew headed out to the forest where Andy wound up being brought to the giant’s White Lodge (the giant said his name was the Fireman).  Andy got some vital info there and seemed to be more confident in his return.  We also found out that Diane is actually the half sister of Janey E, who is married to Dougie (aka Agent Cooper).  Whoa, small world.  It feels like it is just a matter of time before Agent Cole and the others with the Blue Rose finally find our wayward Dougie Cooper.  But the creepiest thing of the week was when Sarah Palmer removed her face, revealing the hand of the Mother of All Evil and a big smiling smile, and then proceeded to rip out a man’s throat.  Now, the man was being very abusive toward her so no one shed a tear, but it certainly was more than what I expected. Sarah Palmer has been really weirder than usually lately and this could be the reason why.  Things are heading quickly toward the finale.

Image result for defenders episode 3The Defenders debuted on Netflix this week and saw Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones and Iron Fist team up to take on the Hand, in what really served as an ending to the previous story lines from their individual shows.  The 8-episode season of The Defenders was an easy watch and went extremely quickly.  By episode three, there was a tremendous fight in a high rise with all the Defenders and the show was underway.  Sigourney Weaver was the main villain as one of the main “fingers” of the Hand and she was great.  Elektra returned and was a bad ass in all of her scenes.  The end of the series seemed to be setting up Daredevil season three for the classic “Born Again” story line.  Jessica Jones was a series standout receiving most of the best lines of dialogue.  Iron Fist, who was universally disliked after his own series was panned critically, was much improved here.  Luke Cage is the moral center of the Defenders.  The show was very strong and did a great job of tying stories up.

Netflix also released a short teaser trailer of its upcoming series The Punisher with Jon Bernthal.  It looks vicious and that is great.

 

Image result for please dont nuke us north korea weird alOn Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Oliver did a whole segment on the potential dangers with North Korea.  When President Trump claimed that North Korea would see “fire and fury”, the world became a more tense place.  However, John Oliver knew what to do.  He discovered that North Koreans loved accordion music and who better to play some music to soothe the nuclear beasts than EYG Hall of Famer Weird Al Yankovic, who then played The North Korea Polka, a song also known as “Please Don’t Nuke Us, North Korea.”  And of course, the tensions have since gone down.  Thanks for saving the world, Weird Al.

Image result for blackout drunk rick and mortyLast week we have Pickle Rick.  This week we had Blackout Drunk Rick.  Little did we know that when Rick goes blackout drunk, he sets up death traps that could destroy the galaxy. In the episode, the Vindicators returned to the show to call for assistance from Rick and Morty and Morty convinces Rick to go along on the adventure.  However, the super team known as the Vindicators only called Rick and Morty because they had to and it was revealed that they had had another adventure and did not call them.  The episode was thus entitled Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender.  In the end, several members of the Vindicators fall to Rick’s death traps.  Rick seems to be becoming more of the villain here and it is interesting to see how Morty reacts to his grandpa’s misbehavior.

AlbertGate.pngThis week saw two episodes of The Gong Show, one on Monday and one at its regular time on Thursday.  I am finding it amazing how much I am enjoying this show.  I did not expect to be downright giddy watching the Gong Show.  However, there was controversy this week.  On Monday’s episode, Tommy Maitland called for the proper sing-a-long and asked for Albert to come out and sing Shaving Cream like he does every week.  However, the person he called Albert was NOT Albert!  It was some imposter.  I immediately took to Twitter calling this #AlbertGate.  The real Albert was back on Thursday without any explanation for why some other chap was singing our proper sing-a-long.  (Yes, the episode on Monday felt like the first one they had taped, so they had obviously replaced this guy with the new Albert, but that is not near as fun as wondering about a deep seeded conspiracy).

A Total Failure - Manhunt: UNABOMBER Season 1 Episode 4Manhunt: Unabomber continues to be tremendous.  The show this week gave us a massive FBI plot to try and draw out the Unabomber by printing the serial bomber’s manifesto in the Washington Post and staking out and interviewing everyone who bought a newspaper at a certain newsstand in San Francisco.  The idea is that the Unabomber would want a copy and it was believed that he made his base in SF.  Imagine how much manpower this would have taken?  Good news and bad news.  The stakeout was a failure, but the Unabomber’s brother’s wife saw the published manifesto and recognized the writing style.

Image result for drew mcintyre wins NXT championshipNXT Takeover Brooklyn III was on the WWE Network on Saturday and it delivered once again.  I have never seen a Takeover special that has not been just tremendous in action and wrestling drama.  Drew McIntyre defeated “Glorious” Bobby Roode to become the new NXT Champion.  Adam Cole made his NXT Image result for drew mcintyre wins NXT championshipdebut by attacking McIntyre after the victory.  NXT Women’s Champion Asuka continued her dominance by defeating and retaining her title against Ember Moon in the match of the night.  The team of Sanity defeated the Authors of Pain to become the new NXT Tag Team Champions.  Alistair Black defeated Hideo Itami one on one.  Tonight is the WWE’s big SummerSlam, but it will have a challenge to stack up against NXT Takeover.

cabaret.pngWhose Line is it Anyway continues wits run on Thursday nights on the CW.  This past week the show had a game of Hollywood Director where Wayne, Colin and Ryan had to act out a scene and Heather Anne Campbell would be the director and give them notes on how to improve the scene.  The final time, Heather Anne came on and said they should do the scene like Cabaret.  And what followed was musical genius between the three of these amazing improv performers.  Seriously, search this up if you have not seen it.  It is comedy gold.  And next week, Chip Esten returns!

SummerSlam is tonight.  So is Episode 15 of Twin Peaks.  I am a week behind Preacher and have yet to see Orphan Black’s finale.

Lots of great shows to watch.  Happy viewing!

 

 

A Ghost Story

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This one is a tough one.

Please do not go into A Ghost Story expecting a typical horror movie… or a normal haunted house movie.  This is more than that.  It is a challenging, infuriating, frustrating film that you may not understand.  It is also very well done.

A young married couple (Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara) are preparing to move from their house, but fate has another idea.  Affleck is killed in a car wreck and he returned as an invisible ghost, covered by a white bed sheet, and he has to watch as his wife continues her life without him.  However, there is more than just that as time starts going all over the place and he starts seeing the history of this house, both from the past and in the future.

David Lowery is the writer/director of A Ghost Story, but I got a distinct feel of David Lynch here.  The long, extended scenes sitting on one subject, the beautiful yet confounding imagery, the use of time as a manner of storytelling all speak of the similarity to Lynch.  We get a good five minute scene of Rooney Mara sitting on the floor and eating a pie.  This is just like a scene that you might get in Twin Peaks.

There is a definite feeling of loss and longing here.  We do not have much dialogue during the film, but the actors do a tremendous job of revealing feeling without speaking.  In fact, the ghost beneath the sheet does more with just some body movements than a lot of actors can do with their entire face and voice.

However, since the scenes can be long and drawn out, I can understand why some people may find A Ghost Story boring.  It is certainly unlike any film of the year.  It asks a lot of the audience, insisting on patience and not necessarily paying off everything, and it was a sad movie, pushing the level of depression hard.

It is beautifully shot despite some of the imagery being extremely troublesome.  It asks the audience to pay attention to the images and to do it without very much dialogue.

It does ask a lot from the audience, but I did feel that the film was worth it by the end of it.  It is a challenge to watch, but it is very emotional and beautiful.  It is not for everyone.

4 stars

The Hitman’s Bodyguard

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The Hitman’s Bodyguard was one of the films that I was looking forward to as I really enjoyed the trailers that they showed for it.  Unfortunately, the film itself was more of a let down than anything else.

In order to free his wife, notable assassin Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) agreed to testify against General Dukhovich (Gary Oldman).  In order to get him to The Hague, Interpol agent Amelia Roussel (Elodie Yung) contacted her old flame, bodyguard extraordinaire Michael Bryce, whose reputation had slipped after one of his clients had died, to help get Kincaid to the trial.

The film is basically your typical buddy movie with two characters who hated one another and who begrudgingly learn to respect each other as the movie progresses.  The problem with this is that the movie is painfully predictable.  In fact, five minutes into the movie, you can see what was going to happen.  There were at least two distinct moments in the film where I said to myself, “oh, so this will happen at the end” and both times I called it exactly.

Samuel L. Jackson and Ryan Reynolds are both remarkably charismatic here but neither of them are actually playing a character.  Truthfully, both are playing the versions of themselves that they show the public.  We’ve seen these versions in multiple movies over the years.  We have also seen both of them better.  Here Jackson and Reynolds and their banter is one of the strongest parts of this movie.  It could still be so much better.

The strongest part of the film, however, was absolutely the scene stealing performance of Salma Hayek, playing Kincaid’s wife, Sonia.  She was a hoot, playing completely against type and bringing to life the most fascinating character in the film.  Now, I don’t think that I would want more from her, because I can see Sonia becoming too annoying if we had more of her, but the part that we got was tremendous.

The action was fine, well shot, but it was also hard to believe.  There were a lot of bullets flying around without there being too many consequences.  That can be some dumb fun if you are willing to suspend the disbelief.

The story is told through flashback, but the scenes given to us in flashback seem to be told from different movies and completely different tones.  In fact, the inconsistent tone was a major issue with The Hitman’s Bodyguard.  It felt like a comedy at times, but the flashbacks felt like it was a satire.  There was the use of the romantic music to highlight the couples on the canvas, but there was also a villain in Gary Oldman who is shown killing a kid (albeit off screen).  The tone varied so badly that you were never quite sure how you were supposed to react.

The dialogue on the whole was pretty lame and there was a lot of it used as expository.   There were some good moments of laughter, but most of the humor was hit-or-miss.  Since Jackson and Reynolds are naturally funny people, you are going to get a lot of humor from them just being themselves.

In the end, The Hitman’s Bodyguard was not a good movie, but it is one that is watchable.  It is a forgettable film that could be considered disposable.  It might not be the worst film to watch but there is little reason to want to do it.  Reynolds and Jackson are fun at times, but you could make a case that they both are better than what we get here.  The tone is all over the place and the humor is off.  I was really excited for this one, but unfortunately, that was too much to hope for.

2.5 stars

 

Logan Lucky

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Steven Soderbergh, the director of the Oceans 11 franchise is out of retirement with Logan Lucky, a new heist movie that takes place at a NASCAR race.

Jimmy Logan (Channing Tatum) lost his job on construction at the Charlotte Motor Speedway because of a pre existing leg injury, and Jimmy makes a decision.  Approaching his Iraq veteran brother Clyde (Adam Driver), Jimmy comes up with a plan for robbing the track.  Needing help, the brothers approached incarcerated explosive expert Joe Bang (Daniel Craig) to aid their plan.

The strength of Logan Lucky is the original characters that exist within the film.  The characters are quirky, funny and well developed and that is something that could have been a real drawback with them.  However, these characters were well done and engaging.

Admittedly, Daniel Craig is easily the best character of the film and he steals practically every scene he appears in.  Yet, there were other very solid characters in the movie.  Dwight Yoakum, Katie Holmes, Seth MacFarlane, Charles Halford, Jack Quaid and Sebastian Stan all have quirky characters to play.  Young Farrah Mackenzie does an admirable job as Jimmy’s daughter Sadie.

The story itself is more complex than you think at the start, but it might be too convoluted.  By the end of the movie, they go through all the little bits that needed to happen for the plot to work.  Because of some of that convoluted nature,there are some sections of the film that is a bit dull.  So much so that I was dozing off through the first couple of acts.

Still, there was more enjoyment to be had in Logan Lucky than not.  The lead actors were all great, especially Daniel Craig.  Some have claimed that Lucky Logan is one of the best movies of the summer.  I would not go that far, but it was a good time at the theater.

3.2 stars

 

Brigsby Bear

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Last summer I was able to see two wonderful independent films, Sing Street and Swiss Army Man, that wound up in my top five films of the year.  I was thinking about both of those films while I was watching Brigsby Bear because I had very similar feeling with this movie.  It was tremendous.

I am not sure how to proceed with this review without spoiling the movie and I do believe the fact that I went into the theater with almost no knowledge of what the film was about and I think that really helped with my enjoyment of Brigsby Bear.

James (Kyle Mooney) is the biggest fan of the series Brigsby Bear Adventures, a show that he grew up watching and that helped to form his moral compass.  When his entire world changed and his show went away, he decided to finish the story of Brigsby Bear himself.

Kyle Mooney is amazing as James.  He was one of the most original characters in a movie this year.  His innocence was charming and engaging.  Mark Hammill is his normal awesomeness as James’s father, Ted.  There was also a fun appearance by Greg  Kinnear as Detective Vogel.

There is a twist in the plot that happens early in the movie that really shifts the perception of the movie.  You think you are going to be going in one direction with these characters in this setting and then the rug gets pulled out from underneath James and the audience.  It was unexpected and it became something even more.

It would have been easy for the film to take James in a certain, typical way but the movie avoids the cliches with him.  He is sweet and he develops throughout the story.

There was a feeling of magic in this story.  By the third act of Brigsby Bear, I was fully entwined in the movie and emotionally connected to the characters.  There is so much heart in the film and it made me happy.  There were some funny moments too with its clever script.

Just like Sing Street and Swiss Army Man, Brigsby Bear has not found a large nationwide release.  It is difficult to find it in the theaters, but Brigsby Bear is definitely worth the effort.  It is one of my favorite movies of the year and is perhaps the most charming one of the year.

5 stars

Batman and Harley Quinn

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I was excited about this film.  The Bruce Timm style animation of the film similar to the classic Batman: The Animated Series and the return of the great Kevin Conroy made this animated special Fathom showing something that I especially wanted to see.

I turned out to be disappointed with this one.

The film started out with an opening credits scene that was really campy and I immediately paused.  I had not expected the tone that this movie was taking, but I was ready to give it a chance.  I like the humor and there are some very funny moments in the movie as well.  The juxtaposing of the wild and campy Harley Quinn (Melissa Rauch) with the stoic and hard-nosed Batman really works at times.

You knew this was going to be a different movie when Harley Quinn and Nightwing have sex.  Yes, that is what I said.

Poison Ivy (Paget Brewster) and The Floronic Man (Kevin Michael Richardson) have a master plan to turn everyone in the world into a plant-like creature using the formula created by Dr. Alec Holland (who becomes the Swamp Thing in DC Comics).  Batman and Nightwing are trying to prevent this and recruit Ivy’s B.F.F. Harley Quinn, who has been released from Arkham and has gone straight.

Batman does not trust Harley, but goes along despite his better instincts.

I was into the tone for a good portion of the film.  It was very unexpected because the tone of the Batman: The Animated Series was usually very serious and, even when something humorous happened, the serious tone was maintained.  Still, I remembered the episode when Harley and Ivy initially got together and it was pretty funny.  I like the laughs and the campy feel worked for part of the movie.  There is a scene at a henchman nightclub that is a hoot.  We also see Harley Quinn singing. There is also a very strong scene after a building gets burned down.  You get to see the Harley Quinn humanity during this scene and it gives you a different look at the character.

And then the film goes off the rails hard.

The third act of this movie is just tremendously terrible.  It took what was going to be a surprising and unexpected tonal film that I liked into a film that just does not work.  Moment after moment in this final set pushed believability to the breaking point.  This film has the final confrontation between Harley and Ivy that is so disappointing and cheesy, the arrival of a deus ex machina that actually turns out to be a complete waste of time, and an anticlimactic resolution that is downright stupid.

Batman and Harley Quinn was working for me for the first part of the film, as the campy factor was not too out of line, there were some legit funny moments, Harley Quinn was fun and it felt like they were building to a more serious conclusion after the dramatic scene with Harley after the fire, but the film completely spiraled into ridiculousness and lost me in the third act.  As good as it was to hear Kevin Conroy back as the voice of Batman (and Melissa Rauch of the Big Bang Theory was a solid Harley Quinn), the entire package just was not worth the build.  I left the theater feeling that this would have been better had it been Batman ’66 and we could just make the whole movie a joke.

2.6 stars

The Little Hours

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A raunchy comedy with nuns.

As with most raunchy comedies, if it is funny, other issues can be forgiven.  The Little Hours is funny.

Massetto (Dave Franco), a young servant fleeing from his master (Nick Offerman) whose wife he had an affair with, comes across Father Tommasso (John C. Reilly), who is drunk and has lost his cart full of goods into a small river.  Massetto aids the drunken priest and Father Tommasso offers the boy a place to stay at his convent.

Problem though.  The nuns at this convent are not the regular version.  They are violent, attacking the previous handyman for talking to them.  So, to protect him, Father decided for Massetto to pretend to be a deaf mute.

The three main nuns, Sister Alessandra (Alison Brie), Sister Fernanda (Aubrey Plaza) and Sister Ginerva (Kate Micucci), meet Massetto and he sends their libidos into the atmosphere.

This film is a satire on the church and the manner of male-female sexual relationships.  It does not take the group long to be succumbing to their lust.  Because it is a satire, these characters are not remarkably deep, focusing mostly on the archetype more than anything else.

Once heading down the path of revelry, the nuns cannot be stopped.  There is a scene with witches that is extremely funny and downright shocking.

The actresses are funny in their naughty behavior and Dave Franco is imminently likable as the young Massetto who feels like he is being taken advantage of by all of the characters in the film.

John C. Reilly and Molly Shannon (who plays the head nun Sister Marea) are very good in the movie, and they have some very sweet scenes together.  Their relationship seems to come out nowhere, though.  Fred Armisen comes in later in the film as Bishop Bartolomeo and delivers some funny scenes.

The nuns though go way over the top.  I will tell you that the humor is not “rolling on the floor” laughter, but there are consistent laughs throughout.

There may be some who are offended by the use of the church setting to tell this raunchy satire, but it makes sense when you are dealing with isolated, horny individuals.  It was a decent film.

3.2 stars