This one is quite a dog of a movie.
It is a mutt.
I did not like this one much at all.
Dog Days is a romantic comedy with a bunch of couples who all have dogs or are somehow connected with dogs. Or a comedy/Lifetime movie with dogs. There are several different stories going on with a group of actors all centered around their relationships and their canines.
The dogs themselves are fun and cute as can be. The cast of actors are not terrible either.
The problem with this movie is that the dialogue is absolutely atrocious. Real people simply do not act or talk like this. There were times that I felt like the film had been written by a sixth grader, and not a particularly talented one. People do not sound like this. I was trying not to laugh at the way these characters were being portrayed. It was unbelievable how poorly this film was written.
Because of the silliness of the dialogue and the poorly developed characters, I had very little interest in any of the characters of the film. The only storyline that I was even remotely interested in was with Finn Wolfhard as the young pizza delivery boy and Ron Cephas Jones as the old man who lost the pug that reminded him of his late wife. I liked the relationship between these two characters, but it was sadly obvious how the arc of the old man was going to come out, especially when it was intertwined with the story of Eva Longoria and Rob Corddry.
There were a couple of times where the film tried to manipulate the emotions of the crowd with the dogs, but, to me, it came off as forcing a sad scene to try to have some emotional connection to these one-note characters.
It was also just way too long, and it felt like it. I had a young boy in my row at the theater who couldn’t have been more bored through most of this film. He wiggled and moved and flipped around. The film lost him, and I wasn’t much better.
This was at its best when the camera came in to close ups of the adorable dogs. The film could have used more dogs and less humans.