2023 Batman & Robin Awards for Rottenness

So…everything can’t be great all the time, right?

We can celebrate the badness too. It does not have to be completely negative. 

Still, here are the Batman & Robin Awards.

Worst Actor: Nikolai Leon (Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey)

Worst Actress: Amber Heard (Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom)

Worst Director: Rhys-Frake Waterfield (Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey)

Worst Sequel: Meg 2

Worst CGI: Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Favorite “Rotten” Movie: Ant Man & the Wasp: Quantumania (46% Rotten Tomatoes)

Worst Movie I Did Not See: Black Noise (0% on Rotten Tomatoes, both Critics and Audience)

Cashing a Paycheck: Liam Neeson (Retribution)

Worst Reboot/Remake: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

Most Successful Bad Movie: Fast X (made a lot of $ worldwide, not so much domestic)

Worst Movie Based on TV Show: Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: Once & Always

Worst Superhero: Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: Once & Again

Worst Trailer: Madame Web

WTF: Beau is Afraid

Best Performance/Worst Show: Olivia Colman (Secret Invasion)

Slo-Mo King: Zack Snyder for Rebel Moon.

Book was Better: R.L. Stein’s Zombietown (I did not read the book. It HAS to be better)

The He’s NOT Bob Ross Award: Paint (though he really should have been)

We Can’t Spell Award: Expen4bles

Why Can’t You Still be Captain America?: Ghosted

Why, Taika, Why?: Next Goal Wins

Worst Animated TV: Velma

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