Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

I am not an Adam Sandler fan, but I do not remember hating the first two Hotel Transylvania movies anywhere near as much as I hated Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation.

Within the first ten minutes I was wishing I wasn’t watching it.  I found it dull, predictable and not funny.

Dracula (Adam Sandler) was becoming lonely so his daughter Mavis (Selena Gomez) arranged for him to take some time off and go on a family cruise so he can spend time with his family.  Unfortunately, the captain of the cruise ship, Ericka (Kathryn Hahn) turns out to be the great-granddaughter of one of Drac’s classic foes.

That piece of storyline I saw one million miles away.  The rest of the film was simple and repetitive.  You could guess where the film was going and you would have been right.  You could say that it was made this way because it was made for children, but that degrades those amazing movies such as Incredibles 2, Inside Out, How to Train your Dragon etc that are able to create deep, complex stories without talking down to children.  Hotel Transylvania 3 is nowhere near that level of movie.

To be fair, the animation was interesting and some of the monster’s character designs were cool.   You could pass the time just staring at the animation and the background monsters and creatures because they are impressive.  However, there is only so much you can stare at animation.

There were like two jokes worthy of a giggle, and one of them was a fart joke.  I will say there was a limited amount of fart/poop jokes in the movie, which was impressive for an Adam Sandler movie.

As I said, I did not remember hating the previous Hotel Transylvania movies this much so  I wonder why this one really tripped my trigger.  And I have to say, my theater was packed, but there was not a lot of laughter to be had.  There was a little more than I had, but it was pretty quiet most of the time.  There were some little kids in the front row near me that were getting bored of the film about half way through.  I was, of course, already bored by then.

Outside of an intriguing visual imagery, there is little to nothing left for Hotel Transylvania 3 to give.  If you have to go with your kids, good luck.  Or maybe you can talk them into Incredibles 2 again.

1 star

Boundaries

Boundaries

I love Vera Farmiga from Bates Motel.  I get a vibe of Norma Bates here as she and Lewis MacDougall play mother and son on a road trip film to pick up her father and deliver him to her sister.

The father is played by Christopher Plummer and is a roguish troublemaker who is using the trip to sell the remainder of his weed to his contacts along the way.

The story itself has several holes and there is something that is missing in the trip, but I thought the three main characters were likeable and interesting enough to sustain what I had wanted.

This is nowhere near a perfect film, but Plummer and Farmiga have a natural charm about them and that makes the scenes that they share on screen quite entertaining.  MacDougall, who starred in A Monster Calls, is a strong presence in the story, sharing scenes with both powerhouses without missing a beat.

Unfortunately, there just felt as if there were too many scenes missing in the movie that was already starting to feel its length.  I would have like to have seen more between the relationship with Farmiga and Plummer when she was a child instead of just hearing about it.

I think each individual character was developed well, but their connections were missing.  Farmiga was a pet rescuer and she had many dogs and cats living with her and her son.  MacDougall was a troublesome child, who got in trouble in school by drawing naked pictures of people and slapping others.  His reactions at school is inferred to have to do with they way he is treated by others students around him, but we do not really get any examples of that.

Plummer seemed like the jerk who has a heart of gold.  Someone who loves the people in his life, but is not sure how to express that or how to live his life without causing them to be hurt by his choices.  So because of that, he avoids the relationships by leaving or distancing himself.

The biggest trouble with Boundaries is that the trip in the car is something that we have seen a lot of different times and this does not carve out its own identity.  There are a lot of cliched moments in the film and a few that are so ridiculous that it is difficult to believe.

Kristen Schaal gives a wonderful performance as Farmiga’s sister, free and open as she can be.  She brings a nice energy to the movie near the end and it almost makes you wish that she had been in more of it.

The charm of Farmiga, Plummer and MacDougall overcomes the weakness of the script although you can’t help but wish there was a tighter story/plot for these actors to do.

3 stars

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Okay, I think I am emotionally settled down enough to write this review.

I have cried in many movies over the years, but I have never cried in the car on the way home before as I did for this documentary.

And the thing is… there is no major reason for tears.  It’s not like there was anything tragic presented or any unknown surprise that tainted Mr. Rogers’ character for ever and ever.  It is inspirational and loving and shows you how wonderful this man was.

So why was I so emotional over it?

I was not alone as my entire theater was wrecked at the end.  One lady sitting down the aisle from me had to sit there for awhile before she got up.  You could hear the sniffling and the blowing of the nose in my theater.

It was not as if I had been a huge viewer of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood as a child.  I mean, I watched it, but I was always more of an Electric Company/Sesame Street type of kid so it was not the nostalgic feel of the doc that got to me.

The documentary covered Fred Rogers’ life from a child (although they do not dive too much into childhood years, they do cover some) to his becoming a host of an educational program for children, right up to his death in 2003.

The documentary used archival footage of Fred Rogers talking as well as interviewing people who were close to him.  We talk to his wife, Joanne, his kids, and several people on the show.  Most notably was actor François S. Clemmons, who portrayed Officer Clemmons, an African-American police officer who worked in the “neighborhood.”

We heard how Fred Rogers had initially intended to become a minister and eventually became an ordained minister, but he changed his path with the expansion of television.  He come up with an idea for a children’s program that spent time education children and showing them that they mattered instead of wasting time hitting people in the face with pies.

Despite being a minister, Fred Rogers never preached to the audience that he had.  It was more than he showed that an adult can provide love and support for a child and they can do the right thing.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood was way ahead of its time.  The show spoke to children with intelligence and honesty and did not speak down to them.  Fred Rogers dealt with many topics that nobody was covering on a children’s program before including the assassination of Bobby Kennedy, divorce, death, racial issues, the Challenger explosion.  He was doing topics right up to September 11th.

The documentary showed footage of Fred Rogers speaking in front of U.S. Senate in 1969, who, led by subcommittee chairman John Pastore, was looking to cut the money (20 million) given to PBS by the government.  The hearings seemed to be a done deal as Pastore was dismissive of all the speakers who would come before him.  Then, there was Fred Rogers.  Fred spoke to Pastore and talked about how important it was to provide intelligent education for children and then he recited lyrics from one of his songs that he would sing on the episodes dealing with releasing anger.  When he was done, Pastore said that it was amazing and that he just earned $20 million dollars.  Can you even imagine such an event happening in the Senate in today’s toxic society?

The film did not shy away from issues either.  It addressed the rumor about Fred Rogers secretly being a sniper in the Vietnam War.  It addressed the issue of FOX News when it blamed Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood for raising a generation of people who think they deserve handouts because they were told they were special.  It addressed, in Mr. Rogers’ own words, how much doubt he had at times in doing what he was doing, and the feelings that were hard to express in his own words finding it easier using his puppets instead to get the words out.

Above all else, the genuine relationships built by Fed Rogers with children over the years shone through the screen and showed just what a remarkable man he was.  You knew he cared about these children because you could see it.  I can’t even fathom how many children’s lives had been made better by a song or a puppet or a kind word.  Maybe that is what caused such a release of emotion from me.

Or maybe it was the fact that we are currently in such a horrible environment of toxicity in the world around us and that we do not have a Mister Rogers to lead us out of it.  Or maybe it feels as if we have taken so many steps back over the last few years to a time before any of these moments were done.

Maybe it is because I am a teacher and I see how flawed I am by comparison.

No matter what the reason, there are plenty of lessons we can learn from Won’t You Be My Neighbor?, and these lessons are desperately important for the world we live in today.  The movie’s tag line is “A Little Kindness Makes a World of Difference.”  Truer words have never been spoken.

5 stars

 

Ant Man and the Wasp

Ant-Man and the Wasp Movie Poster

After the sombre ending to Avengers: Infinity War, Ant Man and the Wasp comes along with humor and light hearted fun.

Not that this film does not have an important place in the lexicon of the MCU.  In fact, I think when we look back, the use of the Quantum Zone will be a major point in the future of the MCU.

Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) is in the final days of his house arrest after the events of Captain America: Civil War, counting the hours until he can leave the building and venture outside.  Because of his involvement, Hope van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) and Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) are on the run from the government.  But after Scott’s original trip into the Quantum Zone, Hank and Hope begin to believe that Janet van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) might still be alive inside the zone, and they are preparing an attempted rescue.

Ant Man and the Wasp was fun and enjoyable.  There was a lot of energy and creativity in the use of the powers between the two shrinking heroes.  The shrinking gimmick is perfectly suited to this franchise and the writers and creative forces continue to come up with ways to use that gimmick to have Ant Man and the Wasp stand out among the super hero genre.

Paul Rudd is just wonderfully charming in this role.  He is so easy to root for and to emphasize with that you can’t help but love him.  Evangeline Lilly, who I have been watching a lot lately during my LOST re-watch, is awesome as the kick ass Wasp.  Wasp is certainly a huge standout of this movie.  Best compliment I can give is that I watched Ant Man and the Wasp without constantly thinking that it was Kate Austen on the screen.  Lilly has successfully moved past that iconic LOST role in this film for me and that is saying something.

This film also has Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer and Laurence Fishburne which is an amazing commentary on the world of comic book movies these days.

Once again, Luis (Michael Peña) is one of the funniest parts of the movie.  I was worried that they could not match the first film’s use of Luis, but I do believe that they were able to do so.

I also enjoyed the use of Ghost (Hannah John-Kamen).  She had a fascinating power that we have not seen before in the MCU and her tragic background makes you emphasize with her.  The costume is very cinematic as well.

The after credit scenes, especially the first one, is just amazing and leaves you wondering what is next.  And immediately after the second post credit scene, Marvel sticks one more poke at the audience.  It was wonderful.  Oh, and in that first post credit scene, I think I heard something that is going to play a role in Avengers 4.  No spoilers here, but we’ll have to see.

I was not a huge fan of the second villainous presence in the movie, as played by Walton Goggins.  This tech dealer who was after Hank’s technology for his own nefarious means was really an unnecessary addition to the story, although there are a few funny moments with Goggins and his crew.

Abby Ryder Fortson was great again as Cassie Lang, Scott’s daughter.  I would have liked more with Scott and Cassie as what we got of those two together in this film was fantastic.  The beginning scene with the “robbery” was charming as could be.

It was nice to bring the stakes back down to a personal level after having such universal dangers in the last couple of Marvel movies.  This was a smaller story, with it basically being trying to reunite a family.  It is important for Marvel to continue to give us smaller movies like this (no pun intended) to counter balance the epic of the Avengers.  It needs to stay even.  And Ant Man and the Wasp does this beautifully.  It is funny and fun with several relatable and enjoyable performances from a great cast.

4.75 stars

 

The First Purge

The First Purge Movie Poster

There were some positive things about the newest film in the Purge franchise, The First Purge, a prequel showing the experiment that was tried out to see if this idea would work.  The problem I have here is this feels way too close to something that could happen in the world today and that scares me for real.

The First Purge is not subtle in its political leanings and I try to avoid such things when dealing with the movie reviews.  However, it is practically impossible to avoid it when reviewing The First Purge because it is fundamental in the concept.  Heck, they have a movie poster (not the one I used) with a red baseball cap with the words “The First Purge” written on it in white lettering.  Ever seen one like that before?

In a not-too-distant-future, the government is trying to solve the country’s problems by putting on an experiment in Staten Island, New York to see how it would work.  For 12 hours, all crime, including murder, is legal so the American citizens can get their anger out.  It has been dubbed the Purge and there are plenty of people protesting the idea.

Marisa Tomei is the psychologist who came up withe the idea for the Purge as an experiment and it was supported by the NFFA, a third political party that rose up to challenge the Republicans and Democrats.  The New Founding Fathers hoped for this experiment to work because they believed the country had to Purge to survive.

There was little to no explanation to how this idea came to being or passed any sort of law body like Congress, and I think this movie would have been better if it had some background specifics. As it is, it is just another Purge movie which just happens to be the original one.

Our main protagonists were Dmitri (Y’lan Noel), a drug lord in the area, and his former girlfriend and current Anti-Purge activist Nya (Lex Scott Davis).  I found it fascinating that the main hero of the story was a drug lord.  Both Noel and David were solid in their roles and showed that they were capable of carrying the movie.  Dmitri was not always some one you could cheer for, but Noel proved himself to be a future star.

The initial Purge started slowly, with very few people engaging in the criminal behavior.  More people formed “Purge parties” and were dancing and drinking.  I thought this was an interesting choice as well as the film seems to be saying that most people are generally good and do not succumb to their worst instincts easily.

Chief of Staff Arlo Sabian (Patch Darragh) had a solution.  He had arranged for group of mercenaries to go into Staten Island in disguise as gang members and start killing people.  This was where the film really became political as the deaths went directly on racial and class lines.  You basically had the government organizing to murder the low class and the African Americans in the area.

With today’s incendiary climate when dealing with the issues of immigration and the immigrants at the borders, it feels as if something like this is just an unbalanced idea away.  That is a frightening thought.

And these gangs that are unleashed on Staten Island are dressed like Klansmen or Nazis or straight up soldiers.  The imagery is hardly metaphorical.

The third act becomes a basic violent Purge scene that we have seen before.  If you just want chaotic action in your Purge movies, it does get there.  It might feel a little slow in arriving.

I had a hard time enjoying the Purge because the real world kept sneaking into the narrative.  Even the filmmakers are anything but subtle when including some references.  If the country’s current climate was not so challenging, I might have enjoyed it more.  There were solid performances in the film and I am sure that it will make back its money quickly as most Blumhouse films do.

2.75 stars

Sicario: Day of the Soldado

The first time I saw Sicario, the original film by director, Denis Villeneuve, I was not a fan.  Most of the world was screaming how great the film was, and I remember being fairly bored and not engaged.  I rewatched the movie earlier this year and I found it more interesting than I did the first time, but I still did not think it was a masterpiece as many did.

So I approached the sequel to a movie that did not seem like it needed one with some trepidation.  And it seems as if my reaction was very similar to my viewing of the first one.  I was bored for parts of the film and did not love it.  This time however, Denis Villeneuve is not directing, and there seems to be more critics who approach Sicario: Day of the Soldado with a negative view.

The movie absolutely feels like two distinct parts that have little to do with one another.  The first part of the film dealt with the US Government declaring the Mexican Drug Cartels as terrorist organizations since they aided in some terrorists crossing the border and these terrorists had a horrific attack on a US bank.  So they grabbed Josh Brolin and sent him in to go to war with the Mexican Cartels.  He enlisted the aid once again of Benecio Del Toro and they planned on making the Mexican cartels turn on each other and fight among themselves.

Now,this part of the film worried me because of the world that we live in right now.  Immigration is a major hot button issue and all there needs to be is a film to put to screen the ideas that help encourage the horrors that we are committing.

Plus, this was the part that I found dull and I felt as if it dragged on.

Then the film turns and becomes a kidnapping story that does not make much sense.  Oddly enough this was the section I found more engaging.  Then, something happens near the end of the film that really took me out because Sicario is meant to be grounded in reality, and what happens feels like it comes straight out of the fantastical stories that require you to suspend your disbelief, which simply was the wrong tone for this movie.

There were great performances here.  Benecio Del Toro and Josh Brolin are fantastic once again.  Brolin has had one heck of a summer with Thanos and Cable before this movie.  The girl who was kidnapped was played by Isabela Moner and she was excellent as well.  She certainly held her own opposite Del Toro for most of the movie.

The film is unspeakably violent and in a real world way.  That is why what happens at the end of the film is such a betrayal of the tone of the film that it should never have happened.

There are some great shots and the film looks beautiful.  There can be no denying that.

Perhaps I will like this more if I watch it again like the original, but I am not planning on that any time soon.  If you were to tell me that Uncle Drew would be the more entertaining movie this weekend… I would not have believed you.

2.75 stars

Uncle Drew

Was not looking forward to Uncle Drew.  I thought the trailers looked horrible for this movie.

And yet, it was okay.

Dax (Lil Rel Howery) is a basketball coach preparing for the Rucker Classic street ball tournament in Harlem and he has drained his life savings into getting his team prepared for the games.  He has a stud player Casper (Aaron Gordon) whom Dax is pinning his hopes on to bring home the $100,000 prize money.  However, when childhood rival Mookie (Nick Kroll), who had ruined Dax’s childhood with a dramatic blocked shot, steals away Casper, Dax becomes desperate.

With no money, no team, no girlfriend (Tiffany Haddish), Dax did not know what he was going to do.  He ends up at a outdoor street ball court where an old man is criticizing the young players for their lack of playing the game right.  The young kid called the old man out, and the old man just toyed with him for awhile before beating him handily.

The old man was the street ball legend Uncle Drew (Kyrie Irving) and Dax sees his opportunity.  Uncle Drew agrees to play at the Rucker Classic, but only if he could bring in his team from the past.  Dax agrees and they go about bringing in the crew.

This has similarities to The Blues Brothers at this point, “getting the band back together” and the band consisted of former NBA legends.  Big Fella was played by Shaquille O’Neal, Preacher was played by Chris Webber, Lights was played by Reggie Miller, Boots was played by Nate Robinson and Betty Lou was played by Lisa Leslie.

None of these NBA players are good actors, though I have to say that I really thought Shaq was decent in here.  Shaq himself in the ending credits says that he had come a long was from Kazaam, and I agree with him completely.

The fact is that this is not the greatest movie of the summer by any stretch, but it has some good moments and has a surprisingly large heart.  Is it predictable?  Yes.  Is the story strong?  Not really.  Does it require some eye-rolling suspension of disbelief?  Absolutely.  I already mentioned the acting.  But there is just something about the film that makes it likable.

There is a very positive message about the power of basketball that can be used in many different situations.  The theme of “if you give up what you love, your life is not what you want it to be” really works here and does not have to specifically include basketball, despite that basketball is what these characters all love.

I think if you are a fan of the NBA, you will absolutely enjoy Uncle Drew.  Sure the product placement is all over the place (Pepsi, Aleve, ESPN etc) but there is nothing that really slaps you in the face.

Sure I knew where this was going, but there was a certain charm in getting there.  It has a great message about friendship and family and never giving up what you love, and even though it is absolutely formulaic, Uncle Drew was enjoyable enough, more enjoyable than this had any right to be.

3 stars

 

West Side Story (1961)

I like musicals.  I did not know much about West Side Story outside of the typical.  Street gangs singing and fighting with each other.

So when Fathom Events showed West Side Story, the winner of 10 Academy Awards that year, I wanted to see it.

I have to say… I was disappointed.

First, the pre-show told me that Tony was played by the same guy who played Ben Horne and Russ Tamblyn, who was Riff, played Dr. Jacoby, both in Twin Peaks.  I spent much of the movie trying to see Jacoby and Ben in the face and movements of Tony and Riff.  It was a bit of a distraction.

Secondly, I kept waiting for songs that I recognized and I was surprised that I did not know very many.

While I thought the acting was wonderful and the dancing was amazing, I had some definite problems with the movie.

I did not buy the relationship between Tony and Maria (Natalie Wood).  They met one day at a dance and then were in complete love five minutes later.  Then, Tony kills her brother in the rumble after telling her that he was going to stop it from happening.  He came back to her after, she called him a murderer, and then they had sex.  What?  She was ready to kill herself at the end of the movie over his death when she met him one day before.  Since I had trouble buying their relationship, that makes everything else in the film not work.

Rita Moreno was tremendous, but I was unbelievably uncomfortable with the dance scene that was heading towards the Jets preparing to rape her in Doc’s shop.  In today’s world with the issues of immigration, the way they spoke to her during this scene made me hate these characters.

Some of the dance/music felt like the wrong tone for what was happening on the screen.

I was really bored in the first half of the film.  I will say that, after the intermission, I enjoyed the second half better.  The rumble scene was very solid.

The music and choreography was great but I keep going back to my problem with Tony and Maria and I just could not get past it.  After one day I just can’t believe that they would be that much in love to survive Tony killing her brother.

I am glad I saw it, but, for me, West Side Story is…

overrated

 

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

I saw a double feature of the Jurassic World films tonight.  The first Jurassic World (the fourth of the franchise) was a fun film, but I found it less entertaining than I did on first viewing. I saw some flaws that did not bother me the first time.

Then the second one started.

And I wished I was watching that first one again.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is not a good movie.  I was very disappointed with it.  Yes, the dinosaurs looked good.  The CGI was great and the film was shot exceeding well by new director J.A. Bayona.  But that is about the end of the positives I can say.

No, there is another.  Chris Pratt is always entertaining.  He is playing basically the same character that he always plays, but he does that very well.  Also, Bryce Dallas Howard was better than she was in Jurassic World.  Plus, she did not run anywhere in heels.

The rest of the film was brutal.

It seemed to jump into horror movie cliche world with jump scares and with characters doing stupid things because it was needed for the plot to work.

The storyline was needlessly convoluted with plotlines that felt like they were tossed in for no reason.

Three years since the events of Jurassic World finished off the theme park, Isla Nublar, the island where the dinosaurs remained, suddenly became an active volcano (which would have caused trouble for the amusement park as well).  A debate began about whether or not the dinosaurs should be saved or allowed to go extinct once again.  Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) is on the pro saving team as she has been working for dino rights.  Ben Lockwood (James Cromwell), the old partner of Hillard, contacted her with a plan to rescue the dinosaurs and take them to a new island sanctuary.

Lockwood has Eli Mills (Rafe Spall) organizing everything and he suggests to Claire that she talk Owen (Chris Pratt) into returning to help save his old friend Blue the velociraptor.  There are military guys along led by Ken Wheatley (Ted Levine) and they aren’t going to turn on our heroes…wink wink.

That is not a spoiler, by the way since it was shown in the trailer, as too much of this movie was.

After the first half of the movie on Isla Nublar, the film heads off to Lockwood’s estate, in what looked like a castle for the second half of the film.

The first half of the movie on the island was okay.  There were still people who were doing stupid things, but at least it was somewhat entertaining.  The second half at the Monster House was considerably less entertaining and had many more rolls of the eyes.

Another character that we were introduced to was Lockwood’s granddaughter Maisie (Isabella Sermon).  She was here because there needed to be a kid involved in a Jurassic World/Park movie or else they take away your writing card.  Then, he story is just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!  Her story comes completely out of left field and then is never touched on again.  Her inclusion in this movie, with this ridiculous plot point, makes zero sense.  The young actress Isabella Sermon was fine as the character, acting wise, but the writing of that character is so inane that it really felt shoehorned in for some odd reason and felt as if she was in the wrong movie.

The writing here is really below expectation.  The plot is slow and derivative.  The dialogue is tough to listen to.  The characters do so many stupid things it was painful.

There were several scenes that felt as if we had already seen them in this franchise, and the reason we had already seen them was that they were, in some cases, shot for shot repeats.  There is a fine line between nostalgia and lazy writing and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was stomping into that direction.

And that ending… SPOILER… I guess I am just going to wait for Blue to learn how to talk, gather all the dinosaurs together, and become the leader of her people.  There is a distinctly Planet of the Apes feel to the end.  I will say that I did not hate the end, but it did feel a bit unlikely.  END OF SPOILER.

Oh, and Jeff Goldblum returned as Ian Malcolm, speaking in front of Congress about whether or not the dinosaurs should be saved.  Now, if you have seen the trailers for this movie, you have seen almost the entirety of Goldblum’s appearance.  So if you are going to see Goldblum bring back his iconic character, just pull up the trailers on YouTube and you can save yourself some money.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a dumb movie with excellent special effects and a reasonably engaging lead actor and actress.  There can be some enjoyment watching the movie, if you aren’t bothered by a lack of plot, storytelling or logical/intelligent characters.  I was bored with the film is several spots because I usually need more than just the spectacle.

2.3 stars

Arachnophobia (1990)

Recently, there has been news of a potential remake of the 1990’s film directed by Frank Marshall and produced by Steven Spielberg called Arachnophobia.  The rumors have James Wan connected to the possible remake.  It had been literally years since I saw Arachnophobia and with it being in the news, I figured today was as good of a time as any to revisit the movie.

I have never been a huge fan of spiders, but I would not say that I am afraid of them.  I can remember a time when I turned on the faucet at the sink and a couple of harmless but ugly spiders came leaping from the drain.  I was fairly frightened by that.

Arachnophobia has different tones that it goes back and forth with throughout the run time.  It is a horror/comedy.  There are definitely frightening moments of suspense as you see the killer spiders crawling around or jumping out at people.  It is balanced with the comedy that includes the over-the-top John Goodman as exterminator Delbert McClintock.

I remembered almost nothing about this movie so watching it today was almost like watching it for the first time.  I would have watched this sometime after it came out on a VHS tape, and I am sure I only ever saw it once.  I found the movie very tense and exciting, finding ways to scare me from those creepy spiders that seemingly can be everywhere at any time.

Jeff Daniels stars as a former big city doctor who is taking over a small country doctor’s practice when people begin dropping dead.  He discovered that the deaths have one thing in common:  spider bites.

However, the chance of one spider bite being toxic enough to kill these humans was not something you would expect from a spider from California.  Little did he know that an expedition brought an unexpected guest back from the jungles of Venezuela: a formerly unknown species of deadly venomous spiders.  The arachnid hitchhiker mated with a local spider, creating a deadly version that had set off across the town to kill anyone they come in contact with.

The cast is great.  John Goodman steals the show as his offbeat exterminator.  Jeff Daniels is believable as the doctor who struggles with his own arachnophobia.  Julian Sands is the snotty professor who lead the expedition to find these creatures.  Most of the small town population were well cast, if not that important.

Arachnophobia was a good time that definitely has a lot of tension and freak out moments.  This version of the film holds up very well, but it is interesting to think about what James Wan (The Conjuring, Aquaman) might do with the premise.

classic

 

The Incredibles (2004)

With Father’s Day this weekend and the release of the long awaited sequel Incredibles 2, I thought this was the perfect chance to revisit the first Incredibles, one of Pixar’s finest animated movies.

Why Father’s Day?  Well, the Incredibles, above all else, is a story about family.  The story focuses on Mr. Incredible and his difficulties on putting his past life as a super hero behind him and how those issues put his family at risk.

Of course, Mr. Incredible is married to Elastigirl and they have three children.  Dash and Violet have both developed their super powers at this point, Dash with super speed and Violet with force fields.  The baby, Jack-Jack, is the only non-super in their family.

The story of the Incredibles is near perfection.  It is one of the best super hero stories ever told on the big screen.  Everything works so well together.  The animation, for its time, was wonderful.  The voice cast featuring Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter and Samuel L. Jackson was top notch.

The Incredibles had a definite feel of not only a super hero adventure, but a spy thriller.  Brad Bird directed this film and wound up getting Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol afterwards and he knocked it out of the park.  Much of the experience he received on The Incredibles helped him with the Tom Cruise vehicle.

The Incredibles have one of the best villains in any super hero movie.  Syndrome has a personal tie to the heroes, and you can understand his motives.  Honestly, Syndrome is like the current Pop/Geek Culture where fandom decided that their favorite thing is not as they want it so they will turn on it and try to destroy it. Star Wars is going through these issues right now after Solo and The Last Jedi.  Toxic Fandom is perfectly shown in Syndrome and it shows how far ahead of the time Brad Bird and the Incredibles actually were.

There is fantastic action.  Amazing characters with awesome characterization.  14 years before a sequel was made is a crime.  This is one of Pixar’s best films and as entertaining as you are going to find.

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What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

In 2017, FX had a television series from the mind of Ryan Murphy called Feud:  Bette and Joan.  It starred Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis and the irreplaceable Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford.  It was an amazing series that focused on the real-life hatred between the two classic Hollywood divas, each struggling to stay relevant as they grew older.

The beginning of the television show highlighted the time the two actresses spent on the production of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane, and it showed how that movie and its eventual raging success made it even worse between Crawford and Davis.

These two virtuoso performances made me interested in the movie that the series spotlighted, but I hadn’t gotten around to seeing it since.  However, this morning, I found it on YouTube and sat down to see if the film was worthy of everything that had been said of it.

Short answer:  Yes, it is.

I loved What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.  There was so much tension and nervousness about what had happened as you see Jane Hudson continuing to slip further into her own madness and you cringe with each horrible thing that she does to her crippled sister Blanche.

Jane was a child star, favored by her father, and Jane showed a seriously bratty side, demanding and misbehaving.  However, the years were not kind to Jane as her lack of real talent came through while Blanche became a sought after Hollywood star.  Jane became jealous of her sister’s success and longed for the days of Baby Jane and her, now deceased, father’s love and attention.

An unfortunate automobile accident led to Blanche being permanently crippled and being left to be taken care of by Jane.  Jane tormented her sister as she slipped into a delusional state.

Joan Crawford and Bette Davis were astounding here.  Crawford creates such empathy for Blanche with her desperate hope that her sister had not gone completely off the rails.  You can see the guilt of the situation eating away at Blanche as she tries without success to find someone to help her.

Davis is a marvel as the crazed child star.  Her appearance showed the commitment that Davis gave to the role, with white cake makeup altering her movie star image.

The film is a dark comedic/horror film and the tone fits it perfectly.  The beautiful black and white adds to the mood created by the amazing performances.  Plus, there is the creepy “Baby Jane Dolls” which may be one of the first instances of dolls being involved in a horror film.

I was really engaged in the movie, leaning ahead in my seat and imploring Blanche to yell for help to the neighbor (the wondrous Anna Lee, who spent years on General Hospital as Lila Quartermaine) or to chastise maid Elvira (Maidie Norman) to not put down that hammer as she was attempting to save Blanche.  I had connected to Blanche and I wanted her to escape from the clutches of her evil sister.

Then the ending threw everything into a jumble as there was a twist that I had not expected, which made you reconsider everything that you had seen up until that point.  It was truly well done.

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane is truly a wonderful movie with great performances across the board.  I did not even mention Academy Award nominated Victor Buono (later to be King Tut on the Batman TV series) as Edwin Flagg, a piano player that Jane hoped would help her make it back to show biz.

This is an amazing movie and I enjoyed every minute.

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Tag

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One of the weirder “based on a true story” movies that you are going to see.

Every May, the group of five friends come back together (wherever they may be) and resume the same game of tag that they have been playing for 30 years.  However, this year is different.  Jerry (Jeremy Renner), who is getting married, is supposedly retiring from the game after never having been tagged.  So Hogan (Ed Helms) pulls together Bob Callahan (Jon Hamm), Kevin Sable (Hannibal Buress), and Chili Cilliano (Jake Johnson) in a determined effort to finally tag their friend.

I really enjoyed this movie.  The chemistry of the five characters, as well as Isla Fisher who played Hogan’s wife, Annabelle Wallis who played a reporter from the Wall Street Journal, and Leslie Bibb who played Jerry’s fiance, were off the charts strong.  The interactions between characters is what kept the movie from losing itself in some of the more over-the-top situations that it found itself in.

There are some really funny moments.  Many of them came about when the group has come up with a convoluted plan to trap Jerry but Jerry finds an even more convoluted way to escape it.  Jeremy Renner is fantastic in this movie, really showing the arrogance of Jerry.  The film would stop and give us an inside the mind play by play of what Jerry is thinking as he avoids the tag.  This is very similar to the way Robert Downey Jr’s Sherlock Holmes breaks down a scene where he needs to act.  Renner was excellent, especially since he had both arms broken in the filming of this movie and much of what we saw on screen was CGI renditions of Renner’s arms.

The tone of the film changed as it progressed, turning nastier as the group continued to push the envelope further with each attempted tag.  There may be some times that people think it steps over the line of good taste, but I did not find myself feeling that way.  The third act did seem to become darker than expected, but that was explained near the end of the film.

Tag may feel lightweight, but it really does have a lot to say about friendship and how friends can grow apart over time.  There is a good amount of exploration of friends and the lengths that they have to go to remain in each others lives.  And even though you may consider yourself a friend, there may be parts of your friends’ lives that you are not aware of and that truly affect them.

Tag ends with some real life footage of the real life group playing their game of tag, if you doubted that this was based on a true story.  I had a good time with Tag despite the story getting a little too dark in the third act.  A great cast and some good laughs carried the film to a successful end.

4 stars

Incredibles 2

Fourteen years later…

Incredibles 2 picked up literally where the original film left off.  Usually, when a sequel has this much of a gap between when the original came out and when the sequel came out, the film suffers (ex. Dumb and Dumber 2, Anchorman 2, Zoolander 2).

That is not the case for Incredibles 2.

Brad Bird returned to the director’s chair for this latest Pixar film featuring the amazing characters of the Incredibles.  Voice talents of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Vowell returned to their iconic roles for the sequel making everything feel like it fit together perfectly.

In the world right after the attack of the Underminer, super heroes are still illegal and the Incredibles are forced back into hiding.  However, a wealthy industrialist (Bob Odenkirk) and his tech savvy sister (Catherine Keener) approached Elastigirl (Holly Hunter) with a plan to try and convince the world to reinstate the legality of super heroes.  Elastigirl went out into the world to fight crime and work on the image of super heroes while Mr. Incredible (Craig T. Nelson) stayed home to raise the kids and deal with the troubles of their lives.

Incredibles 2 was a lot of fun from start to finish.  Where to start?  The voice cast, as I have already mentioned, is tremendous.  They all do a great job here, especially Craig T. Nelson who has to play a increasingly frustrated Mr. Incredible.

The animation was amazing.  You can see how much technology has advanced in the last 14 years since the first film came out.  However, Incredibles 2 still retained the distinct style and feel of the animation of the original.  It was like a perfect blend of new animation and the classic Incredibles art.

The character of Jack-Jack stole the show, having some of the best scenes of the movie.  The uncertainty of the powers of the young baby was very fun and presented the film with most of its biggest laughs.

However, Incredibles 2 was definitely Elastigirl’s movie as she was out front and center in the storyline.  The film does a fantastic job of highlighting how creative she is with her powers and what visually awesome things that you can do with a stretching hero.  As much as Mr. Incredible was out front in the original, that was how much Elastigirl led the way in the sequel.

The action in this movie was out of this world.  They had some amazing sequences throughout the film showing how these characters creatively use their powers and there was not one action scene that wasn’t top notch.  There seemed to be more use of Samuel L. Jackson’s Frozone here too and his ice powers are used just perfectly.

I did have a few issues with the film.  First, it seemed to be a little slow at the beginning, but it picked up quickly.  The storyline was fairly predictable and the film certainly did not take too many twists or risks.  The villain Screenslaver was adequate, but certainly pales in comparison to the first film’s Syndrome, arguably one of the best villains in any super hero movie.  I was also not a huge fan of angsty Violet (Sarah Vowell) as that felt too cliched.

Most of those issues would be nitpicks and none of them really affected my enjoyment of the movie.  This felt like an exciting second adventure in the lives of the Incredibles and I was glad that I was able to watch them again.  Though the sequel may not quite reach the level of magical awesomeness as the original did, Incredibles 2 comes pretty dang close.  Hopefully it does not take another 14 years to get another Incredibles movie.

4.6 stars

SuperFly (2018)

Perhaps it is just me, but I did not enjoy much about the reimagining of the 1970s blaxploitation film Superfly.  Maybe it really is about seeing a world of which I have no connection, but either way, I did not like this.

Youngblood Priest (Trevor Jackson) is a young cocaine dealer in Atlanta with broad plans of expansion.  Wanting to make a lot of quick money so he can escape the world, Priest looked to become a larger scale dealer.

He comes into conflict with other cocaine dealers in the area which leads to violence and wild parties full of sex and people throwing money on the floor.

I had several problems with SuperFly.  First, the film obviously wants you to be in the corner of Priest, but I found him just as crooked and criminal as all the others. Sure, Trevor Jackson plays him with a considerable amount of charisma, but that does not change the fact that he is a cocaine dealer.  He is surrounded by a couple of friends who are worse than he is and do little to create a connection to me as an audience member.  I don’t see any difference between most of these characters except for the clothes that they wear.

The women in this movie are treated much like they would be in a 1970s film as we basically see only the worst traits displayed by almost everyone except for Priest’s girlfriend (one of them, at least) Georgia (Lex Scott Davis).

There feels as if there are a ton of story threads tossed into the narrative seeing which ones might stick.  There is a story with Priest and his old mentor (Michael Kenneth Williams), one with two dirty white cops who show up about 2/3rds of the way through the film from out of nowhere (and one was Emma Swan from Once Upon A Time and I could not place her face for the longest time- very distracting), and there was one with the head drug family and the man in charge Gonzalez (Esai Morales-who was another face that I had trouble placing).

This felt more like a rap video than it did a feature motion picture and that really had me checking out of it early.  I wanted to like Priest, but the film showed him to be pretty much the same type of character as everyone else …just better at it.  And of course, his hair was epic.

There were a lot of questions surrounding the motives on what they were doing.  None of it seemed to be more than, “we want more money to make rain at parties.”

There were no characters worth rooting for and because of that, I checked out of the film early.  Lots of uses of the N-word, which I never like, though I understand is in the vernacular of the African-American community.

I am not sure the purpose of this film.

2.25 stars