Author Archives: Doc
Daily Countdown: TV Show #55
#55

The Golden Girls
Thank you for being a friend….
It may not be “cool” to like this show, but I don’t care. The Golden Girls were some of the best episodes of TV you’ll ever find.
The cast of this show is the first reason it was so great. Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty and the incomparable Betty White had so much chemistry that you could sit and what them eat cheesecake and be totally entertained… and there were many episodes where that was exactly what we did.
The writing on the show was extremely brilliant as well. It was not enough that they gave us some of the best characters on TV, but they provided them with great words and plotlines.
It may seem like it is just four old women in a Miami house, but this was four rousing characters that were as relatable as you are ever going to find. Four women, who had had plenty of success outside of The Golden Girls, find their perfect scene partners with each other.
Consistently funny… the Golden Girls deserve this spot on the list.
Picture it… Sicily… 1913…
Sarah’s Journey
Sarah’s Journey
“Beep, beep, beep.” I woke up from my alarm clock on July 28th. It was my 15th birthday. I am so happy to finally be 15! Even though every bone in my body was excited for my birthday, I was also full of hope that my birthday wish would come true. Every year for my birthday, I have wished to go to the big city of New York. I have never been anywhere besides my small hometown of Sippera, Nebraska. My family and I have never been able to travel due to my Dads condition Multiple sclerosis. It is really hard for my mom to get my dad around places, especially with my 6 siblings. I just really hope my dream comes true.
I spent the whole morning hanging out with my family. “Happy birthday Olivia!” Screamed my best friend Sarah. She was so excited to spend the day with me. Later that night, it was finally time to have a birthday cake. As my dad lit the candles, everyone sang happy birthday to me. It made me feel so special considering I normally don’t get any attention with having so many younger siblings who need my parents attention more than me. I blew out my candles and made my wish. After everyone was done eating cake Sarah and I went to the shed to work on our huge painting of New york city.
My passion was art. I love to draw and paint. Sarah loves art also and wants to get out of this town too. However she wasn’t as passionate about it as me. She is an only child and everyone loves her. Some days I think my parents like her more than they like me. She was what people consider “the golden child.” I got used to it though. One of the things that has helped me get by, is my grandma. Her and I are really close and it feels like she is the only one who understands me. That night we finally finished our painting that took 2 months. My grandma called me that night and we talked for an hour. I went to sleep after that with a smile on my face.
I woke up the next morning from Sarah calling my phone. “I have huge news! I am coming to your house right now!” Sarah says. A few minutes later Sarah comes running up to my room. She informed me that she submitted our painting to a huge art school in New York, and we got into the program! She knew how much I wanted to go to New York and also how much I love art so she thought this would be perfect. She asked, “should I tell them we are coming?” I said “Yes of course!” Sarah left to go tell her parents and suddenly a feeling of guilt went through my stomach. How could I leave my mom here alone to take care of my dad and siblings. That would be so selfish of me. It took me 2 whole days to build up enough courage to even bring up the idea to my mom.
I told my mom about my situation. I heard her sigh and I got scared. Even though I thought she was angry or disappointed, I found her words very comforting. “Olivia, I know you feel like you have an obligation to stay here and help me, but that isn’t your job. You need to go out into the world and find yourself. I would never say you couldn’t follow your passion when you are the most selfless person I know.” Hearing these words gave me the courage to leave my family and pursue my dream.
It was the next week that I left to go and get settled in before my first term started at the end of August. I got on the plane with Sarah, and our flight took off. Hours later, we landed in the big apple. I was so eager to get off the plane and go to our dorm. However, when we got in the taxi together, New York was nothing like we imagined. People were mean, it was a rainy day, and everyone was honking their horns. Considering all of this, I saw right through the negative with my excitement. Sarah on the other hand, was a tad unsure about the whole experience.
One week has passed and we have settled. I think Sarah is a little homesick already though. Classes start this morning and I am very nervous, yet am also happy to start improving my art. My first class was about painting. I enjoyed it so much because for once people around me understood me. I met Sarah after lunch and she told me her day has been rough. I gave her some encouragement to keep an open mind. We didn’t have any classes together and while I am used to being on my own, she is not.
A few weeks have passed and after school one day, Sarah came to me in tears saying, “Olivia, I can’t do this anymore! I miss my family and house and I just really want to go back home!” I was a tad heartbroken but accepted her decision. The next day, she went home. She really didn’t love art as much as me. Even though Sarah had left, I was still happy that I got to do art.
One month has passed and I got a call. My mom called me in tears saying Grandma was sick and didn’t have much time left. My heart dropped, tears streamed down my face. I told my mom I would be on the next flight home. I couldn’t help but think this was my fault. I left Grandma there and she wanted to help my family but her body just couldn’t handle it.
As soon as I got home I went to the hospital to see her. I sobbed at her bed side for hours before I could get any words out. My parents left me alone with her to talk. I finally choked up some words and told her I could never go back to art school. Not after this. Grandma got a certain look in her eyes and said,“Olivia, you cannot give up on your dream because of me. I would never forgive myself if you did. This is not your fault. You have a huge future ahead of you filled with joy, sadness, excitement, and fun memories. But you need to go after your dream, go back to art school and remember I will always be in your heart.” She then gave me her bracelet that she had never taken off before and told me to keep it.
I had an entire week off of art school and spent every minute I could at her bed side. 3 days before I went back she passed away. I went to her funeral and barely made it through. I spent the rest of the time I was home with my family. It was time to go back and it has been one of the hardest things I have ever done. It helped knowing it is what my grandma wanted. I got on a flight back and once I arrived back, I have never felt so alone. With Sarah leaving and my grandma being gone, it was really hard. I got through art school though and just like that it was the next summer and time to go home.
Going home was hard because everywhere I turned, there were memories of Grandma. My mom knew how close her and I were and helped me through it. Every day that summer I worked on a painting of grandma and I. I never have shown anyone it because it was very personal. I knew it was my best painting so far though.
3 years have passed and I still miss Grandma everyday. I have a new dream though, the University of CalArts. Since I went to art school, they were very impressed with my resume. However I needed a full ride scholarship to afford it. The only way to do that is to submit my art work to them. I need to submit the best ones and my painting of Grandma is the best.
After much thought, Grandma always told me to chase my dreams at any cost and remembering that, I knew this is what she would want. I looked down at my bracelet from grandma, and wrote my college application about him and submitted my painting of her with it. 0890
After 3 weeks of eagerly waiting, I got a letter. I was so scared to open it. My mom helped open it and read it to me, and I got in! My whole family jumped with excitement and gave me the biggest hug. The day came when it was time to leave and my family sat me down and told me how proud they were of me and how much they loved me. I took a deep breath, and walked out the door excited and nervous to start my new life. I guess I am not so alone after all.
Daily Countdown: TV Shows #56
#56

Wednesday
The Netflix original series, Wednesday, has a lot going for it. Jenna Ortega stars as the titular character and she does an incredible job of taking the character from the Addams Family and placing her into a new situation…school.
The series is full of wild characters. One of the best is Wednesday’s roommate, Enid. The contradiction between these two characters is so apparent, yet it only seems to strengthen the bond between them. In fact, during season two, when there was distance between Wednesday and Enid, the show did not feel as enjoyable.
The first season felt more concise and interwoven. Season two, while still fun, felt like several separate stories that got wrapped up quickly.
Jenna Ortega led the cast which included Emma Myers, Christina Ricci, Hunter Doohan, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Evie Templeton, Luis Guzman, Moosa Mostafa, Isaac Ordonez, Billie Piper, Steve Buscemi, Georgie Farmer, Joy Sunday, Owen Painter, and Jamie McShane.
Special shout out goes to the recurring character of Fester Addams, played brilliantly by Fred Armisen. While I may not want a regular run from Fester, what the show has given us so far has been spot on.
The show is one of Netflix’s biggest hits and can be streamed on that platform.
The Kyoto Hunters
The Kyoto Yokai Hunters
By Naoyuki Sato
It was a normal day when I saw a yokai. I was walking home from a long day at school. It was a new school in Kyoto. My family moved to Japan for my Dads job. I moved a lot because of my dads job. This time he said that this would be the last move, I hoped it would. I had always wanted to live in Japan. I was thinking about my first day at school when something moved in the trees next to me. When I turned to see what it was I saw a humanoid shape but it was moving too fast to see it fully, “Maybe it was a deer.” I said to myself.
When I got home my mom was in the living room. “How was school today, Honey.” she asked me, looking up from her japanese language app. “It was fine.” I told her. My mom knows the moves are hard so she doesn’t pry and goes back to her app. I go to my room and on the bed is a box. There’s a note on the box from my dad that says “I know the moves are hard and you handle them so well, since this is it, here’s a present for putting up with it.” Filled with curiosity, I opened the box. It’s a katana and there’s another note, not from Dad, from the manufacturer, “大正時代以前に魔を祓うために使われていた希少な日輪刀を手に入れました。この刀を誇りを持って振るい、成功をお祈りします。 – 田中慎介。” I grab my phone and go to my translator app which tells me what it says, “You have acquired a rare Sun Sword, originally used to exorcise demons and yokai in the taisho era and earlier. Wield this sword with pride and I pray for success. – Shinsuke Tanaka.” The note was cool but mostly looked at the user manual to figure out how to not break this thing or ruin it.
After reading the user manual, I unsheathed the sword. The blade looked liquid, with a mix of blue, white, and green. The hilt was metal squares that made a spiral pattern with circle gems inlaid between them. The sheath itself was black, the handle green and black. It was light in my hand when I swung the sword, almost like it was made for me. “Will, come down here.” I hear my mom yell. “Coming.” I yell back. I put the sword back in the sheath,laid it on my bed, and went to my mom. She was at the door, with a girl from my school, Emi Watanabe. Why was she here? “Hi, what brings you here?” I asked her, and she replied, in perfect English, “Hi, I was walking home from school, and I wondered if you were invited to the festival or knew when it was.” “No, I didn’t know there was a festival. When is it?” I replied. “It’s in three weeks on Thursday.” she said “thanks.” I say, then she left.
After Emi left, I went for a walk around town. I needed to think, and a walk in Kyoto was just what I needed. After 30 minutes of walking I was at the spot where I saw that humanoid shape in the forest when I was walking home from school. I don’t know why but I brought my katana along. When I recalled what happened after school with the humanoid thing, I saw a path to a small temple or shrine. I decided to check it out. When I got there something seemed off about this place, then I saw a hand, a severed hand. There was blood trailing away from the hand to the back of the temple. Grabbing my sword’s hilt, I followed the trail of blood.
When I got to the back I saw who’s hand it was. I saw Emi Watanabe’s cold body, her blood everywhere. She was the only person in class who helped me with problems in Japanese, she was even nice enough to wonder if I knew when the festival was or if anyone told me about it. Now she was dead, brutally murdered. I almost threw up from the sight of it, but I stopped myself and looked around to find any clues of where the murderer went. Bloody footprints led to the back door to the temple, I followed them. I unsheathed my sword, and went into the temple. Nothing was in here, or at least I couldn’t see them, but they were here. “Show yourself!” I called out into the dark. “Have you come to join her?” Someone replied in the dark. “Well, I am still hungry. You will be very filling.” The voice said. I was disgusted by what they just said, they killed Emi and then ate her. “Why did you do it? Why did you kill her, she did nothing to you.” I called back, my anger filling the room. “Show yourself.” Then something moved in the dark, the killer. He was a little shorter than me, he was lean, but something wasn’t right. There was a flashlight on a shelf next to me, I grabbed it and shined the light at the murderer. I wish I hadn’t. His face was deformed with veins popping out of his forehead that looked like they were covering his skin. His teeth looked like shark’s teeth. “Are you scared?” He said barring his teeth. “No.” I spat out the lie. Finding my last bit of courage I jumped at the murderer. Unsheathing my sword I went for his head, but he blocked it with his arm. The sword went right through it like hot butter. I kept up with the attacks, driving him toward the main door. When I got him to the wall, I went for his head again, this time my sword met its mark. When I did he went up in flames, screaming and cursing.
After he was just a pile of ash, went back outside where someone seemed to be waiting for me. He was my age, maybe a little older, and he also had a sword. Eyeing my sword he asked “Do I know you?” Confused, I replied “No, are you from Horikawa High School?” “No, I am not,” He replied “But how did you kill that thing?” He had seen me fight the murderer. Grabbing my sword’s hilt, I asked him, “What do you mean?” “I know you fought the yokai that killed that girl. How did you do it? Killing a yokai is impossible without a Sun sword, so how did you do it?” He replied. I was confused so I told him what had happened.
…….Later…….
I learned the kids name was Kengo Takemoto, and he was a Yokai Hunter, which are people who protect others from yokai. They are a special agency that is unidentified by the government. Kengo invited me to join, I accepted his offer, I wanted to protect others from the same fate as Emi. “There is a selection test to join in a week.” Kengo told me and he gave me a training regiment to get ready for it.
The training was hard, I had to go up to the top of a mountain, then I had to do 100 push-ups, 200 sit-ups, 200 jumping squats, and 100 pull-ups. The thin air made it harder to do, but pushed through. After the work-out I had to run down the mountain, through the woods ducking trees and rocks. It was tiring, but I was doing this to help people and to avenge Emi’s death.
The day of the selection test arrived. There were at least 30 people there, most were around high school age, but a few looked to be in middle school and a few were adults. Everyone was wearing traditional kimonos, which was how the officials knew that you were participating in the test, not running it. The test was held on a mountain with walls surrounding it, so yokai couldn’t escape. “Welcome to the Yokai Hunter Selection Test.” boomed a voice from a microphone. “My name is Shinsuke Tanaka, and I am the president of the Yokai Hunter Corp. Today you will be taking part in the test to join this corp, and protect humanity from the yokai.”
President Tanaka told us the rules of the test, you had to make it to the other side of the mountain, which is infested with yokai, by sunrise. You could forfeit if you wanted to by shooting a flare up and some hunters would take you to the start. The test would start at sunset, which was in twenty minutes, and I was getting nervous. “You got this.” I said to myself, as some reassurance. I looked at my sword and remembered the first time I held it, I remembered when Emi came to ask me about the festival, I remembered her death, and I remembered Kengo, who took his time to make a training regiment for me. These memories eased my nerves and helped me focus. “Now,” boomed the President’s voice, “let the test begin.”
I didn’t see a yokai until an hour into the test, which I killed when it pounced at me. After a little while, I heard someone cry out in pain, instinctively I ran to help where I saw a giant yokai lunge at a kid who looked like he was in middle school. I ran to help, and severed the yokai’s outstretched arm, “Run.” I told the kid, who followed my order. The yokai seemed to be calculating his newly severed arm and then, faster than I could see his arm was back. But I didn’t hesitate and decapitated the yokai. It seemed to take an eternity before I saw anyone else. When I did see someone they were running away from me, and then I saw why the finish line was right there so I sprinted toward it. Then out of nowhere a yokai pounced on me, I had no time to react and was thrown into a tree, unsheathing my sword I went on the attack. This yokai had four arms which made it harder to lay a hit on it, but I had a plan. I went for his legs, knocking it over, creating an opening for a decapitating move, which I took. After the yokai was ashes I ran to the finish line, passing the test.
When the sunrise came and the search party combed the forest on the mountain for any participants who had died taking the test, it was time for the selection ceremony. Only seven of the participants passed out of the thirty. “Congratulations on passing the test.” The president said, “You seven are the next generation, stand proud, and may your blades serve you well in your new life as a Yokai Hunter.”
The End
Blossoming Heights

Part 1 – Braiden
I dropped into this Abyss, from a crack in the ceiling, everything was darkened, with very minimal light. The crack in the grey ceiling, shining the only light into this world. But, in the distance I spotted it, a lush land, which was filled with greens and somehow was brighter than the area around it. That was Blossoming Heights, an area filled with plants and magic as far as the eye could see. I ran forwards, my cloak and hood whispering and whipping with the wind, as the lushy area approached me, I noticed fresh footprints in this soulless grey ground, showing someone had beat me here.
I entered the luscious area, and it was clear to me life here was massive, as plants made up everything, even the lights. On the ceiling, plants strung down, with a fruit-like object that seemed to glow, and on the walls were long plants similar to a venus fly trap, just on a much larger scale. The fly traps snapped at anything or anyone that got close, even a rock, and occasionally vines wrapped the ground next to the fly traps, acting as a tripwire. Lot’s of pathways were also closed, due to vines, but some paths were opened clearly with a hole in a wall of vines.
I held my trusty scimitar up high, cutting and branches or vines in my path, until I noticed more footprints, they seemed to be in a rush, but it seemed like they cut through vines quickly, and then I saw them, another person in a hood and cloak, but clearly female.
“Braiden? What do you think you’re doing here!” The person said, as she turned around to face me.
“What do you think you’re doing here, Basil?” I yelled back at her, due to how inefficient the hoods were at hiding our faces, so we recognized each other immediately. Basil twirled a spear, and mounted it to her back.
“I asked first! Why would YOU be here of all places?” Basil snapped back, walking closer to me.
“For reasons that you wouldn’t understand, now get out of my way!” I walked past Basil, pushing her to the side. So, I continued onwards through, of course though, Basil retreated back to the shadows, and away from me. Eventually, I noticed a small town that looked similar to current day apartments, just made only of stone, and in the middle of the town, stood a massive rock that had ash on its top, it had clearly seen better days.
I walked up to a building with a wide open window, and a sign on the side that read ‘Blossom’s View’ And the inside had a counter with a safe on it, so, I quickly smashed the window and took the safe, knowing that this town was probably abandoned, and walked away.
Part 2 – Basil
“That idiot! How could he do something like this to an already broken down shop!” I ran over to a freshly broken window, carrying my spear.
“Hello? Is there anyone there? I’m sorry your window is broken!” I shouted into the dark room behind the broken window, but no response was heard for a long time, then, suddenly someone walked over to the window with a book.
“Hello- Hello?” They spoke, but they seemed scared.
“Hey, it’s okay! I’m just so sorry, it was someone else who did all this,” I said back, and then I put my hand on the broken window, and cast a simple spell. Vines came from the ground, gathering all the broken glass, and then it was all slotted back to where it was in the window, the cracks were then filled with vines.
“Thank you!” The person ran back into their store, and I walked away. I soon climbed up a ladder onto the roofs of this town, the roofs had vines covering them, and a small layer of dust covering the entire area. Every step I took, dust flung up, and soon, I had found a small cave entrance in a stone wall that the buildings were built against, and every single surface had some type of plant life on it, such as vines, moss, or flowers, I even took a second to smell a black flower. I traveled through this cave-like area, and then I noticed him again, Braiden was up ahead, walking through the area and killing any plants that snap even slightly. So, I ran ahead, running at Braiden until I caught up.
“Braiden! Quit killing the plants!” I yelled at him, but he didn’t care, he slashed at every plant with his scimitar even the ones that didn’t fight. So I ran ahead of him, and then stopped, holding my spear firmly.
“Jeez, fine, I’ll quit it, but if you do this again, I’m not holding back,” he said, and then lowered his scimitar, and continued walking. I doubted that he would actually listen to me, so I ran ahead of him, making sure he couldn’t harm anyone or anything anymore.
Part 3 – Braiden And Basil
I started running after Basil, but to no avail, Basil eventually got away, but at least in the end the stupid plants stopped snapping at me. I continued on walking through this plant-filled cave, until eventually I found a larger, much more expansive area, where vines dropped down from the Abyss’ ceiling, and massive flowers bloomed all around me, pointing upwards with a large colorful display. Even though there was no direct sunlight, these plants blossomed and prospered. There were even a few small and weak butterflies flying around, to which I promptly SMASHED into the ground with my foot, they clearly had never heard of survival of the fittest.
I then looked further into the open area, and noticed more flora seemed to appear the further out I went, rather than grass filling the ground or rather moss, it was all small flowers, I held my hand out and ripped some of the flowers out of the ground multiple times, leaving blank patches in the soil randomly spread out. I then stomped a few more flowers out before finally reaching my intended destination. A rigid “X” shaped hole was on the roof of the Abyss, which made me question if I could’ve just dropped down from there to begin with, but then I remembered the great fall it would be. It would shatter all of my bones, and to add onto that I didn’t even know where the top half of the hole was located. All I knew was that some type of pure white liquid was dripping from the hole, and collecting onto a massive flower that was half the way to the roof of The Abyss. I saw what I needed though, at the base of the massive flower, where the roots were like a tree’s roots, there was an inscription written down, that seemed to be carved with a dagger. I approached the inscription carefully as I could, but that’s when Basil suddenly dropped down in front of me, knocking me back a few steps.
“Basil? Why are you here now?” I yelled at her, and she took her hood down, I could see her light green eyes and brown hair clearly now.
“I… I can’t let you touch this!” She shouted back, drawing her spear forwards and pointed towards me. I raised my scimitar back in retaliation.
“It appears, you’re in my way, care to stand aside?” I calmly asked, dropping my hood and revealing my scarred face, brown hair, and light green eyes.
“I just can’t let you become like one of them!” Basil shouted, but in the end it didn’t matter to me. She was just another obstacle. My sibling was just another obstacle in my life, and I had to overcome her.
“So be it then, let this be our final stand!” I laughed a bit, and stretched, ready to fight.
“If… That’s what it’s going to be, then… Let’s make this last time, one to remember,” Basil talked softly, as if she didn’t want to fight, but I didn’t care. I quickly raised my scimitar and tried striking her, but she blocked it with her spear.
“I bet you’re having fun,” I said monotonously, and laughed slightly before striking three more times, but getting blocked each time. Then, finally, I struck her in the right ankle, making her fall over.
“Guess you’re rusty, sis,” I kicked her aside, and approached the inscription once again, and as soon as I got close enough to read it, Basil’s spear struck the text dead on. A pure white liquid dripped from where the spear pierced the inscription and massive flower, and it soon bubbled slightly, and before I could even react, the inscription exploded with vines and flowers. The last thing I heard was a gasp and wind whipping on by me.
Part 4 – Just Basil, Always Just Basil I was on the ground, slightly just confused by my own actions. I had thrown my spear at the inscription on the massive flower, but I didn’t think this would happen! I didn’t know if he was still there, I didn’t know anything! Thoughts just raced through my head, worry, anger, happiness? What and how should I feel? My brother just died in front of me! Or… At least I think? I stood up, but quickly fell back over due to my ankle being cut, so I crawled over to the cluster of vines that had appeared, and shifted and sifted through a few, but I found nobody, just my spear stuck inside, but the spear had changed, the liquid inside of the flower stained the metal tip of my spear as I yanked the spear out. So, I had sat down on the floor, staring at the liquid stained spear, and then back at the tangled vines. I tried swinging the spear at the vines, and it cut clean through, as if the spear’s blade itself had become stronger. So, I kept slashing, over and over, but I never found anything or anyone. I was just crawling closer to the vines, cutting them down, and repeating until the tangled mess was no more. I lost him, the last of my family, it was just me now, all alone. And then, suddenly, a light green crystal popped out of the flower, and I picked it up. I felt a connection to the crystal somehow, but I didn’t know how. All I knew was that I would hold it close to my heart, and hope everything would be guided the true and correct way. I never want this to happen to anyone else ever again, as long as I can help it, I’ll protect everyone that passes through Blossoming Heights!
The Delivery Guy
By Care Rot
The Delivery Guy
Hi my name is Millie. I am a tall blonde with blue eyes. I am 13 years old and 5’7. My favorite thing in the whole world is my sheep named Daisy. She is a hairsheep and is black and white. Daisy is like a dog. She follows me everywhere. Daisy also follows me while I do chores, but sometimes she finds the daisies that I have planted and sometimes eats them but it is ok because I can always get more.
One Saturday morning I woke up and Daisy was sleeping in her usual spot, right next to me. I went downstairs and Daisy followed me. But it was kind of strange because Daisy was not acting normal. I didn’t really think anything of it so we just went on with our day. I made myself a bowl of Cap’n Crunch. After I got done eating I got Daisy a bowl of sweet feed and some hay. While Daisy was eating I got a really strange phone call. I looked at my phone and it said an unknown caller so I answered.
“Hello” I said.
The unknown caller silently said “Grrrrr”
I was really scared so I decided to hang up. When Daisy got done eating we went out to do some chores around the farm. We first fed the chickens. Daisy stood outside the cage while I went in and fed them. I also had to gather the eggs and water them. The next chore on the farm that I had was to feed and water all of my sheep. Besides Daisy because I already fed her and she always has access to water. I got a bucket of sweet feed and dragged the hose down to the water tank. I dumped the feed in and put hay in the hay feeder. After I fed them I went up to the spicket and turned on the water. I didn’t have to wait very long because the water was pretty full.
I got done with all of my chores around 12 pm. After we got done with the chores we went inside. I was pretty hungry so I decided to order pizza from Dominos. I didn’t know the phone number to call so I had to look it up on google. It said the number was 563-556-2300 so I dialed it on my phone and called them.
“Hello this is Dominos pizza what can I get started for you”
“Can I get a medium hawaiian pizza”
“Yes, will that be all?”
“Yes I think so”
“Okay your total is 9.99.”
“Okay sounds good”
“Ma’am what is your address”
“My address is 7461 167th street Maquoketa Iowa”
“Okay your pizza will be there in about 30 minutes. What is a good name for that order?”
“Millie is a good name and sounds good thank you!”
Thirty minutes passed by and my pizza just arrived. The delivery guy was standing at my door so I grabbed my money and opened the door.
“Hi, is this Millie?”
“Yes it is!”
“Okay your total is $9.99”
I handed him a ten dollar bill and he handed me the pizza. Daisy smelled the pizza and ran over to the door.
The pizza delivery guy said “Aww you sheep is so cute. May I take a picture of it?”
I was kind of confused so I replied with “Sure?”
The pizza guy took the picture and left. Later did I know that picture was gonna haunt me for the rest of my life.
The next morning I had to run a few errands in town. I had to get some more chicken feed from Maquoketa Feed and I also had to run to Theisens to get a pitchfork since I broke my other one. The sad thing is though that I had to leave Daisy at home. I knew she wouldn’t run away so I decided to let her graze on the grass in my front yard. I got in my Ford F-150 and went off to town. I live 10 minutes away from Theisens and 15 minutes away from Maquoketa feed so I went to Theisens first.
When I got to Theisens I tried to find the pitchfork but I couldn’t find it so I asked an employee.
“Hi where are your pitchforks at?”
“Oh yes they are in aisle 6.”
“Okay thank you!”
I went to aisle 6 and there they were. There were 4 different colors, red, blue, pink, and neon green. My favorite color is pink so that is the one I went with. I went to the cash register and I got another strange call. I answered and it said unknown caller. I thought this was another trick but it wasn’t . I picked up the phone and started talking.
“Hello?”
This person replied with “Baaa”
The “baaa” didn’t sound like any kind of “baaa” it sounded like my sheep Daisy. I was kind of scared but I knew it couldn’t be her so I finished checking out and headed out to Maquoketa Feeds. When I got there I told him that I needed chicken feed and went inside to pay. I got four bags of chicken feed to last me 2 weeks. After I got the chicken feed I headed home.
When I got home I walked inside and noticed something strange, nothing came running to the door and the house was silent. I’ve then remembered that I let her outside to graze on grass so I went and checked outside. I looked at my whole property and nothing was there. I even contacted my neighbors but they haven’t seen her. I knew someone who had to have taken her. But no one has been at my house since yesterday when I ordered my pizza so I knew it was either the Domino’s pizza delivery guy or the unknown caller.
I called Domino’s Pizza and asked if the guy was there. They said he hasn’t been to work since yesterday afternoon. So then I went back to my phone and called the unknown caller. When I call them collar he answered.
He said “WHAT DO YOU WANT”
“What did you do with my sheep”
“What do you mean?”
“I know you took her. You are probably the Domino’s delivery pizza guy”
“How did you know?”
“I find it kind of obvious when you ask to take a picture of my sheep and then you call and start making sheep sounds.”
“ I don’t have Daisy so I don’t know what you are talking about.”
I knew that he had her so I just hung up. I needed to figure out a way to find where she put her and get him in trouble with the cops. I just didn’t know where to start. I thought of some ideas. I could maybe put up posters around the town where Dominos is or maybe even go to Dominos and ask where he lives. I couldn’t decide on which one to do, so I did both.
I opened my computer and went on to Canva. I found a blank template and started describing her. I also put a picture of her on the poster. After I got done describing her I added my phone number and put missing in all caps and bolded. I was really hoping that someone would find her. My next step was to print off the posters. I didn’t know how many to print so I just printed 100 because I can always have extra. I got them all printed off and headed for town. I went to every single telephone pole and every bulletin board that I could find. After I hung up the posters I went to Domino’s pizza to ask about the delivery guy.
I walked in and talked to the front desk lady and she said that he got fired. She was explaining to me that got a lot of complaints about him so they fired him. I asked her if she could tell me where he lived but she said she couldn’t share that information. But I wasn’t going to stop looking for his house there. I went to the police station and explained my situation to them. They said they can check his house but they wouldn’t be able to just let me go there. The policeman and I went to his house and I stayed in the back of the car. His house looked very sketchy. It had broken windows and the paint was peeling off of the house. He also had a garage in the door that had holes in it.
It was now time to go in with the policeman. He came back out and said he couldn’t find anything, but Daisy was in there. I walked a couple steps and said she has to be in here somewhere. All of the sudden I heard Daisy saying “Baaa”. I KNEW SHE WAS HERE I screamed. I heard it from the room right in front of me so I opened the door. There Daisy was tied up on the pole. I quickly ran over and untied her. After I got her untied I hugged her tightly. I thought I was never going to find her. The delivery guy was sitting in the corner of that room and the policeman handcuffed him. The delivery guy got arrested for life since he stole my sheep. I went home and Daisy and I lived happily ever after.
Pixels Horror Story

It was a normal day as I (Sam Brenner) was going to a house to install a Playstation 4 and a new TV. I knocked on the door and was unexpectedly met with a 12-year old kid instead of the parent I expected. I asked the kid where his parents were and he said his mom was upstairs and told me how his parents had a divorce.
His mom then walked downstairs and said, “You don’t need to tell the installation man our whole life story.”
“Alright I’ll hook up this TV and PS4 up,” said Sam Brenner.
“Yeah you do that,” said his mom.
“Yeah, she’s struggling with the divorce and all that stuff,” said Matty.
“Yeah, that must’ve been tough,” said Sam Brenner.
As I finished setting up, I went to get the release form and money for the TV and Playstation. As I knocked on her door, I heard her crying in the closet, and I said I was coming in. As I walked in I asked what the matter was. She said it was the divorce stuff so I was helping her with it and thought we were having a moment. I tried to kiss her and she got mad.
“I thought we were having a moment,” I said.
“Yeah a moment,” she replied.
“I didnt take you for the snobby type,” I said.
She got mad at me. I then got a call from my friend, the president. He told me he needed me over there ASAP! I told him I was coming and rushed to the car.
As I started driving I stopped at the red light and the snobby girl was following me and she told her to stop trying to apologize and she said she was just going somewhere important. And then the light turned green and she kept following me and as I pulled into the white house she pulled in and they let her in as a lieutenant. As she walked I went in and happened to go into the same entrance as her. She got to the president’s door and they told her to go into the situation room and then told me the president was waiting for me. I then said ohhh somebody’s more important. As the door shut I asked the president what was going on?
The president then told me that an airbase in Guam was attacked. I asked who attacked it. The president said that’s why I called you. I was then like me? He just told me to come here. I sat down and I saw this:

Wait, is that galaga, like the arcade game? said Sam Brenner.
Yeah they need me in the situation room but I want you to keep looking at this and let me know anything you find. said The President.
Ok can i sit in your chair? Sam Brenner asked.
No! said The President.
Ah gimme a break im sitting in the chair. said Sam Brenner.
Just after looking at it for a while I realized it was not exactly like galaga. It was like if galaga was a horror game and not an arcade game, instead of looking cute and like a fun or chill game to play, they looked

, deformed!
Just as i realized this i heard what sounded like noises from galaga but louder than a tornado siren, they came flying through the president’s window. I ducked down and grabbed a Darpa light cannon and shot the alien. I then ran into the situation room and said, galaga is here! Right as the general started yelling at me, more galagas started coming into the room and I started shooting them. I then asked if they believed me and they all nodded. I then said everyone follow me. I then started sprinting through the hall while shooting the galagas.
Where are we going brenner!? said The President.
You’ll see, it will be worth it! said Sam Brenner.
It better be! Said The President.
Alright everyone grab a light cannon! said Sam Brenner.
Uhm how do we even use these? said The Army Man.
Just figure it out for god’s sake! said Sam Brenner.
It couldn’t possibly be that difficult if i figured it out! said Sam Brenner.
All the tvs then turned back and a weird man said that round one was over and that they had won, and that there are only 3 rounds in total. Well this is the endgame i was thinking.
Ok we need to figure out a plan to stop whatever round two may be. said Sam Brenner.
Ok well do we know what’s coming next? said The President.
Well the second game we played was centipede so i think we can safely assume that it will be the next game to take over. said Sam Brenner.
Ok well lets get training then! said Mr.President.
Ok first rule of centipede, is to only shoot the centipede’s head otherwise it will split in half and make more centipedes. said Sam Brenner.
it will make more? Asked the soldier.
Yeah unfortunately you have to be very accurate or else there will be hundreds of centipedes in just seconds. said Sam Brenner.
Ok get gaming! said Sam Brenner.
Ok remember the patterns, memorize them, that’s how you win! said Sam Brenner.
Ok everyone we need to be prepared at all times, you never know when it could happen. said Sam Brenner.
Just as i said this all the tvs turned off and then back on showing the second location being in London and saying sometime tomorrow night. I realized we needed to get on a flight ASAP if we planned on being there in time.
Ok we need to get on a plane or a private jet and get to London so we don’t miss this fight and lose our planet! said Sam Brenner.
Ok well we better there then. Said The Mom.
London (2015)
As the helicopters landed, we all got out and started preparing for the invasion of the centipedes while the president was in the London prime minister office.
Okay violet how is it out there? Asked The President.
It’s eerily quiet. said Violet.
Wow violet is your real name. said Sam Brenner.
Mr president there coming down now. said Violet.
It is centipede. said Sam Brenner.
Okay everyone DON’T split them in half or they will duplicate! Screamed Sam Brenner.
As they started shooting it looked good at first. But as you thought that, one centipede in half another 2 in half. Then I watched as half our team died so I knew it was up to me. I stole a light cannon and shot through a centipede that was rushing at me. One down just 3 more to go! I started breaking the mushroom things to get a better view. One started rushing me downwards so I shot through that one too. I killed the second to last one by shooting in from the back to the face. Just as I did that I noticed one of them running away. So I chased it onto the road and into a hotel where it trapped itself so now there were zero centipedes left.

Way to go brenner! Screamed The President.
No problem, what’s next? Sam Brenner Asked.
Well what’d you play next in the competition? The President Asked.
Pacman. said Sam Brenner.
Well dont you need ghosts for pacman? Asked the President.
So we need some little ghosts. Said Sam Brenner.
Here follow me to nyc. said Violet.
ok where are we going in nyc? Sam Brenner Asked.
Showing you the ghost. Said violet.
It’s a car? Sam Brenner Asked.
A super charged pacman killing car. Said violet.
Let’s go! Said Sam Brenner.
As i got in the car i saw giant 30 foot tall pacman turn around the corner

Ok well its now or never i thought to myself.
Ok brenner you got this just stay calm. Said the president.
Right as he said I slammed on the pedal and started zooming towards pac-man but he’s always been faster so i made a right turn to hopefully counteract pac-man and get one life down. As I turned the next corner I smashed right into pac-man and now he only has two lives left. Ok I got this thought. I kept going and pacman spawned on the other side of nyc. I started heading over there going 100 miles per hour and I didn’t notice he was leading me into a power pellet. As he flew into the power pellet I started reversing. As I spun around I started flooring it and turning around every corner possible in order to escape. As the ten seconds were up I slammed on the brakes and pac-man ran straight into me and now there was one more life left. As pacman respawned i floored it for pacman not knowing again he was going straight to a power pellet again. As he rammed into it he started rolling at me as fast as possible. I started reversing into a parking garage and going up floor after floor as he chased me up them. He was getting way too close to me. As I got to the top floor I jumped off the roof heading towards the building, but as pacman was about to eat me the power pellet weared off and we won! After winning I became a world hero, didn’t have to pay taxes and became a billionaire!

Mia’s Horror Story
Mia’s Horror Story
By Pooh Bear Sr.
There was a girl named Mia, who was a 6-foot tenth grader. She had been intelligent all her life and excelled in both school and sports. There were some people above her in sports, but it was fine because she tried her best to maintain her grades, which allowed her to play the sports she loved. There were these mean girls who judged her for caring about her grades, and she tried to ignore them, but they continued to make fun of her. She tried to make friends, but people just made fun of her height and made her want to quit sports and stop caring about school, just to stop the teasing and bullying.
“They’re just teasing you because they are jealous of you,” said her parents.
“ Yeah, right, what would they be jealous of?” said Mia.
Her parents were trying to get her to like herself, but she kept thinking down on herself due to the things the girls said to her and how they treated her. The only thing that made her happy was when she played sports, but when she played sports, people made fun of her for her height and not being on the A-team.
The basketball season just started, and Mia was very excited to play her favorite sport. Her parents were very excited to see her play the sport she loved. Today was their first practice, Thursday, November 13, from 6 to 7:15. When she got there, she was the first one. She put on her shoes and started getting some shots up to be ready for the practice. Mia thought that if she got there early and showed her dedication, she might start and be on the A team. She was wrong. At their first game, she sat on the bench the whole game and didn’t get to go in. This made Mia and her parents really sad. The reason Mia and her parents were annoyed was because this one girl showed up to one practice and got to start.
Mia decided to go talk to the coach about how she picked who plays.
“ How do you pick who starts or who is on the A-team?” Mia said
“I really pick it off of skill. Is there a way you think I should base it on?” said the coach.
“ I think you should base it on dedication, because a girl who only showed up to one practice all week got to start over people who went to every single practice and were not late to a single practice,” Mia said
“ I understand why you are a little mad. I will consider your ideas,” said the Coach .
“ Thank you for your time,” Mia said.
This made Mia a little less mad because Mia realized how The Coach picked the lineups.
After Christmas break, and we were back at an early morning practice. This time, Mia was not the first one there; Mia was actually the last one. This made Mia very confused.
“Practice started an hour ago, and I was late,” said the coach.
“No one told me practice was moved earlier,” Mia said.
“The girls made a group chat to tell everyone it was moved to earlier,” said the coach.
“ I was not added to any group chat,” Mia said.
Come to find out, they added everyone to the group chat except Mia.
Mia’s coach had a player meeting. We talked about including everyone in anything we did as a team. Then the coach asked Mia to stay after, and Mia said okay. When Mia and the Coach were talking, she asked Mia if any of the players were bullying her or had previously bullied her.
“Some of the girls have made fun of my height and how smart I am, but my parent just said they were jealous of me,” Mia said.
“ I will keep an eye on them during my practice because I do not tolerate bullying” said the coach.
I was very happy because something was going to happen, and the bullying might even stop. When I went home, I told my parents about the meeting we had.
“What was it about? said my parents.
“ It was about it we are going to do something as a team, everyone has to be invited or included in the things we do as a team,” I said.
“ Nice, did anything else happen?” said my parents.
“ The coach asked me to stay so she could talk to me,” I said.
“ What did she say?” said my parents.
“She asked if any people were bullying me or had been bullying me,” I said.
“ What did you say?” said my parents.
“Some of the girls have made fun of my height and how smart I am,” I said.
“ It is okay, I hope it gets better because you told her,” said my parents.
“ Thank you, love you!” I said.
After basketball season was almost over, the bullying stopped, but like two weeks after it stopped, it started again. Those two weeks I had so much fun, and I made so many friends. I went to three haunted houses and enjoyed them so much. I went to six sleepovers and had my first birthday party, and invited my whole basketball team, and they enjoyed it very much. At one of the sleepovers, we listened to Golden. It was the best part of the whole night.
Then, after being friends for two weeks, we just stopped being friends and they said that they hated me all along and were just using me for all the stuff I got them and using me for my stuff. After that, they acted like they did not know me. At basketball practice, they tried to be my best friends.
“ Why are you only friends with me at practice and not at school?” I said.
“ I don’t know, when I try to talk to you, you do not talk back,” they said.
“ When I talk to you, you turn around and walk away,” I said.
“We will try not to do that; it was not on purpose,” they said.
“ Okay,” I said.
The next day at school, we were all called to the office. The whole basketball team was called. When we got there, we were so confused. We had no idea why we got called into the office. We realized that someone had told the principal that people were spreading rumors about other people. We all got called in one at a time and were asked some questions; these questions were really weird. The principal said to keep it confidential. I left the office and went back to class. Five minutes later, we got called to the main office, which was very scary, and I was the only one called. I realized that the rumors that they were spreading were about me. Then the principal asked me some questions.
“ Have you ever been bullied?” said the principal.
“ Yes,” I said.
“ Who bullied you?” said the principal.
“ People on the basketball team,” I said.
“ Why did they bully you?” said the principal.
“ They bullied me for my height and for how smart I am,” I said.
“ They are just doing it because they are jealous of you,” said the principal
Then I thought to myself that two different people have said the same thing, and maybe they were right. So for the next few days, I tried to believe them and tried to think that they were just jealous of me. Then, the next few days, the bullies were just meaner and ruder.
“ Why have you been so mean lately?” I said.
“ We have not been mean lately, you have just been so annoying,” they said.
“ Well, that is rude, and you are just jealous of me because I am better at school and sports,” I said.
“ No, I am not,” they said nervously.
“ You are lying, that is why you are nervous and don’t know what to say.”
“Fine, I was, and I am very jealous of you because you are so good at sports and school, and I want to be like you,” they said.
“ I will be friends with you if you actually want to be friends and you are not going to use me this time,” I said.
“ Okay, so we are friends now,” they said.
“ Okay” I said.
Then we were friends, and the bullying stopped, and I had all the friends in the world. When we went to the last basketball game, I started, and it was so fun. I felt like the coach considered my ideas, and it was amazing that I was able to tell the coach how I felt, and she listened to me and considered my ideas, and followed through with them. I feel like sometimes people do not really listen when you try to tell them something important to you. I had not only made an A-team for basketball, but also had many people whom I could call my friends. Sometimes all you need to do is confront someone if you think the thing they were doing was wrong. That is the reason I now have friends and can be free at school and not spend every day and every night alone. “Do things for people not because of who they are or what they do in return, but because of you.” By Harold S. Kushner.
Daily Countdown: TV Shows #57
#57

The Last of Us
Ellie and Joel. HBO Max’s hugely successful video game adaptation would have been higher on my list if I were doing this right after season one came to an end. However, season two, while still engaging and entertaining, did feel like a bit of a step down.
Big reason? Joel was murdered brutally in front of Ellie. While I am not opposed to major twists like that, one of the biggest part of the show was the relationship between Ellie and Joel. I do not think it was a coincidence that one of the best episodes of seoasn two was the flashback episode where we see Joel and Ellie on her birthday.
Still, there have been some amazing episodes of The Last of Us. Season one, episode 3, “Long, Long Time” is one of the best episodes of TV you could ever ask for. The episode focused on Bill and Frank, played by Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett. It was a beautiful tale of love, loss and togetherness that earned Offerman an Emmy.
The show certainly knows how to pull the heartstrings, presenting the tragedies of life while still celebrating the small joys.
Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey are wonderful as the iconic video game characters. It was the absence of Joel in season that made things tougher.
I’m not sure how the idea of starting season three off by following Joel’s killer will go, but I’ll be there for it.
Only Murders in the Building S5 E8
Spoilers
“Cuckoo Chicks”
It’s Ladies’ Night on Only Murder in the Building and the mystery gets a new twist.
Mabel, Loretta (back from waiting with a delay at the airport) and Williams went to a “Ladies’Night” at the secret room in the Arconia in an attempt to figure out what happened and to get a confession out of Camila White.
Meanwhile Charles and Oliver went above ground in an attempt to convince their neighbors not to sell their apartments to Camila. At 49%, Camila only needed one more apartment to set her casino plan into motion.
However, none of those things work out.
Thank heavens for Loretta and her “psychic” abilities. She got a ton of info from Camila, via flashbacks in an intriguing format, that helped point to some new facts.
And Lester’s wife, Lorraine joined in and picked out a major clue from the, admittedly small, clue box. It led to a video of our new suspect, Randall, the new doorman. The video showed Randall picking up the bloody elevator crank, which Loretta discovered in Nicky’s office, and taking off.
Meanwhile, Oliver and Charles have a therapy session in their attempt to convince therapist and neighbor Dr. Stanley. After some deep character introspection, they were able to convince him not to sell. Sadly, it was too late as escro closed at 12 and it was 12:15.
Camila has the 51% she needs, so what is heading for the final couple of episodes? I don’t know, but I do love this series. It always keeps you guessing. This week we have a bunch of Oscar winners plying their trade together (four Oscar winning actresses).
The Running Man new trailer
Bonus Action Vol. 3 E2
I have not had a chance to watch this yet, but I figured I would get it posted.
Daily Countdown: TV Shows #58
#58

Andor
Who would have guessed that the story of Cassian Andor, a secondary character in the Star Wars movie Rogue One, a show that no one was excited for or wanting, would turn out to be the best Star Wars TV show ever?
Whereas most of the Star Wars franchise feels as if it is based for kids, Andor is 100% Star Wars for adults. The storylines were deeper, the characters more flawed, and the stakes higher.
The stretch when Cassian was in prison in th emiddle of season one were some of the most compelling and fascinating storytelling of the entire run. Then, the brutal Ghorman massacre was frighteningly realistic for the genre.
Diego Luna starred as Cassian Andor and led the cast of outstanding acotrs which included Adria Arjona, Stellan Skarsgård, Alex Lawther. Faye Marsay, Ben Mendelsohn, Benjamin Bratt, Andy Serkis, Forest Whitaker, Denise Gough, Elizabeth Dulau, Kyle Soller, Genevieve O’Reilly, and Alan Tudyk.
What made it even more challenging was the fact that we knew Cassian’s fate. We knew he did not make it out of Rogue One, so why do we bother to give this character such an amazing back story? It takes the events of Rogue One and makes them even more tragic than before. The powerful final scene with Adria Arjona with her child, the child of Cassian Andor, was even more impactful.
Andor received several Emmy nominations and was universally commended for its work. Star Wars should follow this blueprint to move their franchise into the future.
EYG Comic Cavalcade #174
October 13
Here we go with this week’s brand new EYG Comic Cavalcade. Plenty of books again this week. I’m going to jump right into it as the Dodgers are on in a few hours.
Books this week:

World of Revelation #1. There are three stories inside this book. All of them deal with this new world of Revelation that Marvel is building. The three writers involved with this book are Al Ewing, Steve Foxe, and Ryan North. This new future has started off strong so far. We’ll see how it goes.
Rocketfellers #9. Written by Peter J. Tomasi with art and cover art by Francis Manapul. This gives us a clear look at everything that happened prior to the trip of the Rocketfeller family into the past.

Avengers #31. “Prospero” Written by Jed MacKay with art by Javier Pina. Cover art was done by Cafu & Moreno Dinisio. This Avengers issue featured Kang and everything to do with Kang. No Avengers make more than a few small appearances in this issue.
Spider-Man & Wolverine #6. “Life and Death Choices” Written by Marc Guggenheim and penciled by Gerardo Sandoval. Cover art was done by Kaare Andrews. I spoke about how I have been disappointed by this book because of the way Spider-Man has been written. I think this issue was the best display of Spider-Man of the whole series. This was much better and I enjoyed this interaction of Peter and Logan.

SIKTC: A Monster Hunter Walks into a Bar #1. Written by James Tynion IV and illustrated and cover art by Werther Dell’Edera. This is the collection of the story that appeared in the Hello Darkness series. It is a nice compilation and a beautiful cover.
Transformers #25. Written by Robert Kirkman and art by Dan Mora & Jorge Corona. Cover art was done by David Nakayama. I have the die cut cover too by John Amor and Andres Juarez. A new arc for the Transformers kicks off with this issue, as Robert Kirkman takes over the writing. We have the lines still being drawn between the Autobots, the Decepticons and the human race.
Amazing Spider-Man: Torn #1. Written by J. Michael Straczynski and are by Pere Perez. Adam Hughes did the cover art. It seems as if J. Michael Straczynski likes to set stories in the hero’s past. We saw him do that with Captain America, and this book is set back before Peter and Gwen even got together. I am never a huge fan of past stories, but I do like Straczynski’s writing style.

Red Book #1. Written by James Tynion IV and art and cover art by Michael Avon Oeming. The next in the Blue Book series takes a look at the UFO tales in the former Soviet Union. I have always enjoyed these books and this works very well.
Deluge #1. Written by Cullen Bunn and illustrated by Marika Cresta. Cover art was done by Riley Rossmo. This book is new from Ignition Press and it is pretty cool. It starts off like Orange is the New Black, with a female prison. However when the prison is getting flooded, more tragic things happen. This book has its own “Deep Blue Sea” moment (if you know, you know) as I literally gasped when it happened.

DC KO #1. “Chapter One: Into the Ring” Written by Scott Snyder and art by Javi Fernandez and Xermanico. Cover art was done by Javi Fernandez & Alejandro Sanchez. Darkseid is back. The DC Universe is desperate to try and find a way to stop him. How about a tournament? And you’ll never believe who the first one out is. This had multiple covers and blind bags too.
High Strangeness #1. “Book One: 1967” Written by Chris Condom and Daniel Noah and illustrated by Dave Chisholm. Cover art by Jock. This new series from Oni Press has a new take on UFOs and the Men in Black. It had a very X-Files feel to it and I liked it. I am not sure if this is an anthology series because it did sounds as if issue two might be different.

The Department of Truth #0. Written by James Tynion IV and art by Martin Simmonds. Second story written by Scott Snyder and art by Joshua Hixson. Cover art is done by Martin Simmonds. This special issue of Dpeartment of Truth includes a back up story with the truth about Elvis Presley.
Marvel Knights: The Punisher #1. Written by Jimmy Palmiotti and art and cover art by Dan Panosian. The idea of Jimmy Palmiotti and his ability to write crime stories matched up with the Punisher. What could be better?
Strange Tales #1. Written by Jeremy Whitley and art by Bayleigh Underwood. Cover art was done by Bayleigh Underwood & Jim Campbell. Nico Minoru, chased by a dragon, finds herself getting some major help… from the Scarlet Witch.

Author Immortal #1. Written by Frank J. Barbiere with art and cover art by Morgan Beem. A literary story about a failed writer who gets pulled into his favorite childhood story. The art style makes me think about Minor Arcana with Jeff Lemire.
Spider-Man ’94 #2. Written by J.M. DeMatteis and art by Jim Towe. Cover art was done by Nick Bradshaw & Rachelle Rosenberg. This book is extremely well written. I love how this book does feel like an advanced version of the animated cartoon. The use of Morlun is a great fit. And Aunt May’s bombshell was unexpected.
C.O.R.T.: Children of the Round Table #2. “Chapter 2” Written by Tom Taylor and art by Daniele Di Nicuolo. Cover art by Daniele Di Nicuolo & Rain Beredo. Our new kids with their talking weapons need to face what is coming.

Batman: Dark Patterns #11. “The Child of Fire Part 2” Written by Dan Watters and art and cover art by Hayden Sherman. Batman is in bad physical shape but fire is still causing trouble. With Batman nursing his injuries, Gordon tries to get info from Firebug.
Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum #3. Written by W. Maxwell Prince and art by Martin Morazzo. Cover art was done by Martin Morazzo & Chris O’Halloran. I also got the B cover with art by Juan Ferreyra (Gold medalist). Superman is currently in his Superboy form and hanging out with Billy Batson at a amusement park run by Dr. Sivana and Toyman. This has been a fun series so far with the Ice Cream Man crew manning the creative team.
Harley Quinn x Elvira #1. Written by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti and art by Amanda Conner and Juan Samu. Variant cover art by Mark Spears (Bronze Medalist). The combination of DC Comics wild Harley Quinn and the always sensual Elvira is combustible fun. I am not sure how the DC character of Harley wound up in the Dynamite book, but I am okay with it.

Absolute Batman #13. “Abomination Part Five” Written by Scott Snyder and art by Nick Dragotta. Cover art was done by Nick Dragotta and Frank Martin. Lots of stuff happening in the world of Absolute Batman, including the debut of the Absolute Harley Quinn.
Falling in Love on the Path to Hell #10. “The Winds of Change” Written by Gerry Duggan and art and cover art by Garry Brown. I love this series, but it is such a inconsistent comic. It feels like it just came back on a regular schedule and now it seems as if it is going on hiatus until 2026. It feels difficult to stay in it with the disruptions.
Eddie Brock: Carnage #9. Written by Charles Soule and art by Juanan Ramirez. Cover art was done by Jesus Saiz. Eddie Brock has been captured by the mysterious woman at the Green Phoenix Wellness Retreat. She has a way to end Carnage, and Eddie may be okay with it.
The Unchosen #4. Written by and art and cover art by David Marquez. This is another series that is ending with this issue, though there seems to be a suggestion that The Unchosen would be back in 2026. Not sure what that means, but I did enjoy this one more than the first issue.

Captain Planet and the Planeteers #6. Written by David Pepose and art was done by Eman Casallos. Cover art was done by Chad Hardin. This is another book that feels as if it just came to an end. Captain Planet vs. Captain Pollution.
Absolute Superman #12. “The Battle of Kansas” Written by Jason Aaron and art by Rafa Sandoval. Cover art was done by Rafa Sandoval & Ulisses Arreola. Superman and Lois come to Kansas. The emo Superman is pretty cool here with his special cape.
Other Books this week: Power Fantasy #12, Blood & Thunder #6, Ancestral Recall #3, The Creeping Below #4, Death to Pachuco #1, Absolute Green Lantern #7, Ultimate Black Panther #21, Event Horizon: Dark Descent #2, and Return to Planet Hulk #1.

Quick Hits: This week, Marvel started to amp up its Age of Revelation with four new titles including Amazing X-Men #1, Binary #1, Laura Kinney: Sabretooth #1, and Longshots #1. I enjoyed all four of these new books. The new Boom Studios book Marian Heretic #1 looked interesting. We will see if I continue liking it. I can see my attention being drawn away. The GI Joe universe expanded a bit with Cold Slither #1 which was unexpected. Mary Sue #1 is another new Boom Studios book. Marvel: Black, White & Blood and Guts #1 which uses the word cavalcade on the cover. I was not in love with the new book The Guy in the Chair #1 from Dark Horse. Cul-De-Sac #3 continue its cool vampire action in the Bad Idea comics. Conan the Barbarian #25 felt like a big deal issue. Super Creepshow #1 won the Silver Medal this week thanks to an awesome Dark Knight Returns homage cover. Masterminds #2 takes its second issue with the underground world. The World to Come #3 still confuses me of the continuity to the main Marvel Universe. So does Imperial War: Imperial Guardians #1. I do like the inclusion of Darkhawk, who I have always enjoyed as a character. Then, there were two Godzilla books out this week with Godzilla (Kai Sei Era)#3 and Godzilla: Here There Be Aliens #5.