Villains!

If you don’t have great villains, your heroes suffer.  Every year we look at the best of the antagonists from the year past.

SPOILERS TOO BY THE WAY

BEST of 2016

Image result for mr gold and evil queen#10.  The Evil Queen and Mr. Gold (Once Upon a Time).  These two together have created quite the stir in Storybrooke.  The Evil Queen was forcibly separated from Regina, but was able to stay around.  Mr. Gold (aka the Dark One, aka Rumpelstiltskin) had relationship troubles with Belle.  Together, they are trouble.

 

Image result for the butcher ahs roanoke#9.  The Butcher/Agnes (American Horror Story: Roanoke).   Kathy Bates played two roles.  She played the supernatural creature known as the Butcher on the “show within a show” My Roanoke Nightmare and she played the actress playing the Butcher on My Roanoke Nightmare.  Agnes found herself sinking deeply into the role, taking the idea of method acting too far.

 

Image result for gordon rimmer dirk gently#8.  Gordon Rimmer (Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency).  Probably one of my favorite scenes on tv this year happened with Gordon.  He had Dirk and Todd prisoner and they were sure that he would give them answers…only to find out that he didn’t know what was going on either.  Classic!!!

 

Image result for man in black westworld#7.  The Man in Black (Westworld).  He turned out to be William, but the Man in Black was such a problem all year long.  He was in search of the maze, but he was after more than that.  He was after the challenge.  He got it too.  A great portrayal by Ed Harris.

 

Image result for cotton mouth marvel luke cage#6.  Cottonmouth (Luke Cage)Cornell Stokes, played brilliantly by Mahershala Ali, was the first antagonist in the Luke Cage Netflix series, and he was perhaps the best one.  There were layers about this character and when he died at his cousin’s hand, the series went in an entirely surprising and different direction.

 

Image result for zemo civil war bruhl#5.  Zemo (Captain America: Civil War).  Some people complained that this was just another weak MCU villain, but I disagree.  Zemo was great.  He was a manipulator.  He worked in the shadows.  He could not fist fight with the Avengers, so he got them to do it for him.  You understood why he did what he did and you could even relate to him.  Daniel Bruel was great and, even better, this was like Zemo’s origin.  More from him please.

 

Image result for harley quinn suicide squad#4.  Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad).  One of the best parts of Suicide Squad was the portrayal of Harley Quinn by Margot Robbie.  While some people disliked Jared Leto’s Joker, everyone loved Harley.  She brought a special charm to Suicide Squad and is in line for a movie of her own.

 

Image result for norman bates bates motel#3.  Norman Bates (Bates Motel).  This has been a slow burn.  We knew that Norman would go psycho one day, but we hoped against it because Freddie Highmore was so damn charming and enjoyable.  Well, he has succumbed to his insanity as he killed Norma in a failed murder-suicide attempt.  His jealousy over Alex and Norma’s wonderful relationship finally pushed Norman to the side of evil.  He had been moving that direction, but now there is no going back.

 

Image result for jervis tetch gotham#2.  Jervis Tetch (Gotham).  The Mad Hatter has done the impossible.  He made Gotham great again.  Tetch and his craziness has been the driving force behind the new season of Gotham and he has brought that menace and that wickedness that they had been lacking among their other villains.  The writing got better too, but Tetch stood out among them all.

 

Image result for negan#1.  Negan (The Walking Dead).  We waited all season 6 for him.  We heard that Jeffrey Deam Morgan was cast as Negan and we all couldn’t wait.  And then they dragged it out until the finale.  AT the finale, we see him bludgeon someone to death.  We had to wait for months before we found out it was Abraham.  And then he killed Glenn too.  And he broke Rick by almost having him cut off Carl’s hand.  And he walked around with charisma to spare, being just downright evil.  You hate the guy, but you love him as well.  Negan is the villain of the year.

 

Worst Villains

Image result for lex luthor bvs#2.  Lex Luthor (Batman vs. Superman).  Jesse Eisenberg was the wrong choice… or perhaps the direction of Eisenberg was wrong…but this was not Lex Luthor.  And that would have even been okay if they had just gone all in.  As it was Eisenberg was playing a better Riddler or Toyman than Lex.  Lex Luthor is too iconic of a villain to do that to.

Image result for the enchantress from suicide squad#1.  The Enchantress (Suicide Squad).  She was just horrible.  I did not hate the Suicide Squad, but this villain is just the worst of the year.  Every one of the weak Marvel villains was much better than the Enchantress.

Best and Worst Trailers of 2016

Trailers are big business these days.  We see trailers released months in advance of the movie.  It has come to the point where we are 10-12 months away from some movie and the fans are wondering why there has not been a trailer released.  In fact, several of the trailers on this list have been trailers for movies from 2017.  It could be about the most recent memory.  Still, this is the list of best and worst trailers released in 2016.

Best

#5.  Spider-man: Homecoming.  This is a personal pick.  This looks as if Marvel/Sony has finally gotten Spider-man right.  And the Vulture looks awesome.

#4.  10 Cloverfield Lane trailer 1 I loved this trailer with John Goodman and the surprise aspect that this was a Cloverfield sequel (albeit a slight one).  Plus, the fact that it came out just a few short months before the film did…amazing.

#3.  Wonder Woman trailer 2.  I was not a huge fan of the first trailer for Wonder Woman coming out of ComicCon, but the second one really came through.  I have high hopes for the Amazon princess.

#2. Guardians of the Galaxy trailer 1.  This is the one with Baby Groot and Rocket and a atomic bomb.  This trailer does a brilliant job of reminding us why we fell in love with these characters in the first place.  And the end with Drax and his laughing…just wonderful.

#1.  Logan.  No comparison.  This is a brilliant trailer.  The use of Hurt by Johnny Cash and the images of a broken and battered Logan and Xavier are artistically perfect.  Plus, we see who is believed to be X-23.  Could watch this on a loop.

 

Worst

#5. Neighbors 2.  I hated this film and I was so tired of seeing this trailer that I was happy when the film finally came out.  Then, most of the best comedic moments were from the trailer.  Just horrid.

#4.  Star Trek Beyond trailer 1.  This one felt wrong.  The song with the Beastie Boys just did not fit (even though it was great in the film itself).  They missed with this trailer (although trailer 2 was much better).  It was just not a Star Trek trailer.

#3.  Deepwater Horizon.  Another trailer that annoyed me to no end, only to have the movie turn out awesome.

#2.  Ghostbusters trailer 1.  This led to just a terrible backlash among online fans.  There was already a problem with the recasting of Ghostbusters, but then they put out this travesty of a trailer that was not funny and seemed to signify everyone’s worst fears.  I actually enjoyed the film, but this trailer did not help it one bit.

#1.  Ouija: Origins of Evil trailer 1.  It has a Herman’s Hermits song on it.  It was ridiculous.  Almost unwatchable.  And then the movie was awesome.  How much money did this trailer cost the film?  All I know is that I hated this trailer more than any trailer I saw this year.

Miss Sloane

I have never seen a movie that made me want to take a shower more than Miss Sloane.

Miss Sloane shone a light on the career of political lobbyists, and that light make them scurry for the shade.  No, really… this movie showed these people as the slimiest and most repugnant people around.  They made them seem considerably worse than members of Congress…I know right?

In fact, there is the typical scene where the lobbyists have members of Congress on each side and they have to swing certain ones over to their side to win a vote.  It was like the scenes in American President with Annette Bening… except with Bening not being the sweetheart she was.  I don’t know if I can watch that scene again without wondering what dirty trick is really going down.

Jessica Chastain played Elizabeth Sloane, one of Washington’s most successful and downright rotten lobbyists around.  When a bill attempting to place restrictions on guns comes to the floor of Congress, Sloane leaves her current company to try to help get the bill passed.  And she does just about whatever she needs to do to make it so.  No line is too far to cross.

Of course, opposing her is the NRA and their own bag of dirty tricks and lobbyists willing to do whatever is necessary to win.  Miss Sloane apparently knows all the dirty tricks because she showed a remarkable ability to anticipate what her opponents were planning and to counter that with her own slimy trick.

There were people shown on Sloane’s side that were not as slimy as Sloane herself.  There is Esme (Gugu Mbatha-Raw), who had a good reputation as a knowledgeable worker who had a hidden past with gun violence.  There is Rodolfo Schmidt (Mark Strong) who spear-headed the group trying to get the bill passed and he brought Sloane into the fold.  Some of the other characters on Sloane’s side were interesting, but most of their contributions to the story was to stare, slack-jawed at the things that Sloane would do.

The gun supporting side was basically played off as the heartless villains, but they were still shocked at the lengths stooped to by Sloane.  One of the negative notes of the movie is how the other side was not more positively portrayed.  Gun control does not have to be one side is right, one side is wrong…especially with the lobbyists characters falling so hard into the shades of gray section.

But it is clear that no one is smarter than Miss Sloane, and that is fine, especially since she is such a flawed and downright rotten person.  She is played brilliantly by Jessica Chastain and she makes you root for this awful woman, despite the constant travesties that she engages in.  Chastain showed the human side of this woman, creating someone that could easily have been a caricature.

The film was a little long, but the ending payoff is worth the wait.  Yes, it is unrealistic (No SPOILERS), but it paid off the film in a big way.  Kudos to not only Chastain, but also John Lithgow, who played a senator in charge of a Congressional hearing into Sloane’s business practices.  Their showdown was high drama.

Never once did the fact that Miss Sloane was a powerful woman come into play, and I liked that very much.  This was not a story about a powerful woman taking on the NRA, but a powerful lobbyist doing the same.  It felt as if we had taken a step past identifying her as a woman.  She just was.  That is a great thing.

As I said, the whole story pays off big time, but the suspension of disbelief is remarkably high.  If you cannot accept that, Miss Sloane is going to fall apart for you.  I had no problem with the end, so I really did enjoy the film.  I do wish the pro-gun side would have been less villainized, but I understand why they did it.

Jessica Chastain is excellent and the character of Miss Sloane is an enigmatic woman who wants to win above almost anything else.  She does not need to be seen as a hero.  In fact, she is as dirty as any of them.  However, she is shown as a complex and real person who has reasons for her choices.

Our political system really is messed up.

4 stars

Movie and TV Talk

There are several shows that I watch regularly on YouTube and on Screen Junkies Plus.  I did not feel as if I wanted to include these in the streaming section, but to ignore them would do a huge disservice to some very entertaining shows.  So I bunched these together under the banner of “YouTube” and pushed forward.

Here is my list of favorite ten shows from YouTube/Screen Junkies Plus

#10.  Fatman on Batman.  Kevin Smith and LA Times writer Marc Bernardin give their opinions on multiple pop culture references, not just the Caped Crusader.

#9.  YouTube movie reviewers.  This includes my three favorite movie reviewers: Jeremy Jahns, The Schmoes, and Chris Stuckmann.  I watch all three of these channels when I am wondering about a movie, and I enjoy comparing my own thoughts to these four men.  I am usually pretty close in opinion to Jeremy Jahns (although our thoughts on Nocturnal Animals seems to be quite off-kilter).  I respect all of their opinions.  They are definitely awesometacular.

Image result for collider movie talk#8.  Collider Movie Talk.  Hosted by John Campea, there is a rotating list of commenters including Mark Ellis, Kristian Harloff, Jeremy Jahns, Jon Schnepp, Peri Nemiroff, John Rocha, Ken Napzok, Dennis Tzeng among many others talk movies.  They give opinions on movie news as well as buy or sell, Twitter Questions and Mail Bag.

Image result for movie games with jeremy jahn#7.  Movie Games with Jeremy Jahns.  From Screen Junkies Plus, Jeremy Jahns hosts this movie trivia game bi-weekly.  Each episode is different, with other well-known movie talk personalities competing in a rotating set of movie trivia games.  Ends with a one on one movie question showdown.

 

Image result for top ten rocha and knost#6.  Top Ten.  John Rocha and Matt Knost brought this show from their podcast to Collider this year.  Rocha and Knost would each create their own top ten list of movies within a certain topic (example:  Top Ten Westerns) and they would go through each list and discuss it.  Then they would combine the lists into one list for the show.  This show was placed on hiatus earlier this year, but with both Rocha and Knost still at Collider, I have hope that the Top Ten Show will return.

 

Image result for collider tv talk#5.  Collider TV Talk.  Hosted by Josh Macuga, Sasha Perl-Raver, David Griffin and Sinead De Vries, this always opinionated crew discuss television shows from across all mediums.  They must always be watching tv shows.  The chemistry between these four are some of the best on Collider.

 

Image result for ken napzok newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws#4.  The Schmoes Knows Show.  Streaming live every Thursday night, the Schmoes talk about more than just movies.  Kristian Harloff and Mark Ellis lead a group of oddball characters and movie experts including JTE, Sasha Perl-Raver, Finnstock, Ken Napzok (and the Newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws), Cobbster, Brett Sheridan, RV3, Tiffani Smith, among many other rotating stars.

Image result for movie trivia schmoedown#3.  Movie Trivia Schmoedown.  One of Collider’s best shows, the Schmoedown pits two individuals (or teams) against one another in a trivia contest, but they play this up like they are in the WWE or the UFC.  Colorful nicknames are given and championship titles are won.  Current singles champ is “Dangerous” Dan Murrell and the team champs are “Team Top Ten”- “The Outlaw” John Rocha and Matt Knost.  They put out a weekly top ten contenders show and they continue to have an active league.  The Schmoedown is a lot of fun to watch and just as fun to try your own hand at answering questions.

Image result for movie fights live screen junkies#2.  Movie Fights.  One of the original shows that helped kick off the Screen Junkies Plus, Movie Fights is shown live every Thursday on Plus and then drops on Saturdays on YouTube.  Judge Andy Signore scores the argument between three movie experts on questions such as “What is the worst prequel?” and “What is the best movie alien?” The debate is often loud and always fun.  The show ends with the top two point getters competing in a Speed Round.  Dan Murrell is also the Movie Fights Champion as well as the normal fact checker.

Image result for tv fights live screen junkies#1.  TV Fights.  This one started as a second show to Movie Fights and, at some point, it surpassed it.  Roxy Striar hosts and judges the show, and she does a great job judging.  I may not always agree with her, but I always understand where she is coming from.  Originally Ken Napzok was the fact checker, but when he left to go to Collider, Billy A. Patterson stepped in without missing a beat.  The same format as the Movie Fights program, TV Fights has been consistently entertain every week, streaming live on Tuesdays.

 

Nocturnal Animals

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I was completely enthralled with Nocturnal Animals.  I even had considered, as I sat in the theater, the possibility that this would become my favorite film of the year. However, I was not a fan of the ending of the movie, so I dropped it down a few notches.

Then, I was reflecting upon it and listened to some theories about the ending.  These were some ideas that I had not considered.  This is one of the reasons I really enjoyed this film.  There were a lot of layers to the movie, and you really had to think about what you were seeing.

Susan Morrow (Amy Adams) was an artist with a successful exhibit and career, a handsome husband (Armie Hammer) and lots of money and yet she was wallowing in her unhappiness.  When a manuscript for a novel, dedicated to Susan, arrived from her ex-husband Edward (Jake Gyllenhaal), she found herself emotionally invested in the story.

It is at this point where the second narrative of this film begins to be told.  As Susan read the novel, the audience began to see a visualization of the story through Susan’s POV.  She placed Edward in the role of Tony Hastings, the novel’s main character.

In the novel, Tony and his wife (Isla Fisher) and daughter (Ellie Bamber) are on a road trip through Texas when a group of scoundrels and troublemakers run them off the road.  Led by real lowlife Ray (Aaron-Taylor Johnson), the men wind up abducting Tony’s wife and daughter, leaving Tony alone and stranded in the Texas wilds.

Tony is able to find his way to the police and eventually, police officer Bobby Andes (Michael Shannon) arrived to try and help Tony.

There is actually a third strand of story here as well as we get flashbacks to the time when Edward and Susan first met and began becoming involved in a relationship.

Amazingly enough, all three narratives have through lines that work as metaphors for what was happening.  There are so many layers to this film that you will be thinking about it well after you walk out of the theater.  I know that happened for me.  There were things that I had not considered at first that, upon reflection, make perfect sense.  This is a beautifully crafted tale and the three different narratives work very well together.

The performances are awesome.  In particular, Michael Shannon as Bobby is one of the best characters in any movie this year.  I believe Shannon is a lock for an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor.  Bobby’s dogged determination drove Tony to seek justice for his family and inspired the weak-willed husband and father to continue to push for revenge.

Nocturnal Animals is very dark and troubling.  It seemed to strive to make the viewer uncomfortable, dealing with issues that were remarkably troubling.  This included one of the most initially disturbing opening credits scene that I have ever seen.  Yet, again upon reflection, see the metaphor that director Tom Ford was going for.  The idea of being completely free is a wonderful feeling that so few of us are able to feel, and it is certainly on display here.

And this film is gorgeous.  There are countless visual moments throughout the film that is meant to shock, entice or appall you.  There are several images that cross over between the three narratives that it is apparent that they are intentional.  Some are subtle, but some are  painfully apparent.  At all times, the imagery is one of beauty, even those times when the imagery is gruesome or painful.

Nocturnal Animals is a brilliant film, with remarkably intelligent writing, and perfect performances.  It is a film that will stick with you well after you have seen it, and you might have to see it again to fully appreciate what you have seen.

4.85 stars

 

Loving

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Jeff Nichols wrote and directed Loving, the story of an interracial couple from Virginia in the late 1950s who decide to get married and wind up getting arrested.

You see, in Virginia at the time, it was illegal for people of different races to marry, so when Richard (Joel Edgerton) and Mildred (Ruth Negga) drove up to Washington, D.C. to get married, they knew the dangers of returning to Virginia.

Still, the couple did return to the state and began living as husband and wife.  Someone turned them in, and, before you knew it, the Lovings were in jail.  After pleading guilty, the couple were sentenced to leave Virginia for 25 years.

However, Mildred was pregnant, and really wanted Richard’s mother (Sharon Blackwood) to deliver the baby, so they sneaked back into the state for the birth.  This led to them being arrested again.

After this, they returned to D.C. to continue living their lives until a near tragedy caused Mildred to want to return to the country life of Virginia.  Setting themselves up in a rural home, the Lovings planned on living the remainder of their lives in quiet isolation.

Mildren, though, had written a letter to Bobby Kennedy, who redirected the letter to the ACLU, who hooked them up with a lawyer (Nick Kroll) who saw this as an opportunity to take biracial marriages to the Supreme Court.

This is all quite amazing of a story, and is all the more amazing when you know that this is a true story.

I enjoyed this movie, mainly because of the amazing performances of its two lead stars.  Joel Edgerton is unrecognizable, diving into the character of Richard, while Ruth Negga (who starred in this year’s hit show Preacher) is just astounding as Mildred.  It is very possible that Negga will receive an Oscar nomination for the role.  Both performances were very understated and subtle.  They were a couple who just wanted two live their lives in peace where they wanted to live.

Michael Shannon had a small role here, but he brought his best once again.  This has been a strong year for Shannon.

The film did drag at times, and it took several time jumps that did not feel right.  The pacing issues aside, this film was pretty solid.  There was never that jump up and hit you moment of emotion, but there was pretty consistent emotional taps throughout.

I would have liked to see more of the Supreme Court scene, as very little of the argument was presented.

It is another reminder of how sad it is that some humans can be so full of hate over things such as the color of a person’s skin.  The fact there were once laws like this on the books in the USA is a shameful moment in our history.

4 stars

Office Christmas Party

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‘Tis the season to be jolly.

Or, at least, to giggle a little bit.

Office Christmas Party is the newest holiday fare with your typical wild party hi jinks.  You’ve seen that before. This time, the wild party is being held at an office of a business desperately trying to stay afloat.

When his mean sister Carol (Jennifer Aniston) threatens to close down the company, Clay (TJ Miller) and his co-worker Josh (Jason Bateman) try to grab a huge account and save the jobs of their employees by throwing a huge Christmas party.  And, of course, things get out of hand.

This movie was okay, but not great.  There were not too many really great laughs.  The issue with that is there should have been.  It relies on the old standby jokes of drug culture and sexual innuendo and most of them seem dull by comparison.  The film wants to be lewd and over-the-top, but it does not feel that way.

That is a shame, because the cast of this film is extremely strong and indelibly likable.  Jason Bateman, TJ Miller, Jennifer Aniston, Olivia Munn, Kate McKinnon, Rob Corddry, Courtney B. Vance, and Jillian Bell all appear here and are actors who are fun to watch and who I generally like.  Unfortunately, most of them could have stronger characters to portray.  Aniston is basically playing the same bad boss character that she has played several times.  Bateman is playing Jason Bateman.  And yet, there was just something about these people that made me not hate this film.  I found myself rooting for them and that was surprising.

Yes, the story was very thin. and there were many ridiculous things that happened, but none of it felt obnoxious.  It just was.

If this cast had a better story, this could have been a really surprising movie.  There were moments of good work, and there was some possibility with the brother sister relationship between Miler and Aniston’s characters, but most of the really solid characters moments were buried beneath the excesses of indulgence that populated most of this movie.  The office party was too much of the film and took it to levels that were just impossible to believe.

The biggest issue was there were just not enough really laugh out loud scenes.  I did giggle a few times, and (maybe) even guffawed once.  There was just not enough of that to justify the rest.

There were some fun secondary characters, including the security guard Carla (Da’Vine Joy Randolph) who had a fixation on Die Hard, the Uber driver Lonny (Fortune Feimster) who has some of the better dialogue in the film, and unappreciated assistant Allison (Vanessa Bayer) who attracts the wrong type of man. These were fun characters that helped the film, but there was just too many other moments that were not funny.

I liked watching this film, but I did not love it, and, with the ensemble of this film, that is a shame.  It is worlds better than Bad Santa 2 (ironically, probably not as funny, though) so if you want a new Christmas movie for the year, this might be your best bet.

2.5 stars

TV Bests and Worst for 2016

Moving in the world of television, here are the best of the small screen.  The limits of the television world has expanded over the last few years with cable television, Netflix, multiple streaming services, pay networks and the such.  Last year, I split the best tv shows into short seasons and full season.  This year, I have split them into shows from network tv, cable tv and streaming services (which will include the paid tv like HBO and Showtime etc).

On we go…

Best Return:  The X-Files.  These episodes were not the greatest of the series, but it was such a kick to see Mulder and Scully back together, that I was happy to give a bit of leeway to it.  Runner-ups:  Keifer Sutherland, OJ Simpson, Gotham

Most anticipated return for 2017:  Twin Peaks.  No contest.  I cannot wait for the Showtime series where we finally get to see what happened to Agent Cooper.

Show that Fell Flat:  Conviction.  So we lost Agent Carter for this?  ABC’s Conviction, starring the wonderful Hayley Atwell, lasted just a handful of episodes.

Best Game Show:  The Match Game.  This was such a surprise.  I thought this was going to be nothing more than a poor imitation, and yet, with Alec Baldwin and many celebrities who went out on the line, Match Game was hilarious.  Leslie Jones’s episodes were must see. Runner-Ups:  $100,000 Pyramid, Jeopardy, Family Feud

Best Late Night:  Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.  Samantha Bee was amazing for years on the Daily Show and when she lost out on the hosting job on Daily Show, she wound up on TBS and was fantastic.  Runner-ups:  The Daily Show, Late Night with Stephen Colbert, Last Week Tonight, Real Time with Bill Maher. 

Podcast of the Year:  Fatman on Batman.

Most Improved:  Gotham.  This is easy as well.  Gotham is so good right now.  Season one Gotham was pretty bad, way too convoluted and packed too full of stories.  Season two was better but really fell into too much camp.  Season three has been brilliant.  I think the best part has been the Mad Hatter.

Biggest Surprise from Out of Nowhere!:  Stranger Things.  Who knew anything about Stranger Things?  And it became a cultural phenomenon.  Fantastic.

Worst MusicalThe Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Couldn’t get through this.  Just atrocious.

 

2016 Television’s Best/Worst Death and Couple

2016 has been a bloody year on television as there were a ton of characters who met their untimely demise.  Some were great use of drama and well-written.  Some were nothing more than wastes of talent and grab for ratings.  Which were which?  Here is the list for best deaths for 2016.

Honorable mention:   Grant War/Hive (Agents of SHIELD), Alice (Gotham), Robin Hood (Once Upon a Time), Meecham (House of Cards), the entire cast of American Horror Story: Roanoke, a number of people from Game of Thrones.

Image result for cottonmouth Marvel falling to his dead#5.  Cottonmouth (Luke Cage).  One of the best villains of the year met his death during the new Marvel Netflix series, which in itself, is not a surprise.  However, the fact that he died in episode #7 was a huge shocker.  Played perfectly by Mahershala Ali, Cornell Stokes ran a nightclub and a criminal organization in the wake of the power gap left by Wilson Fisk.  To see him die so early (and by the hand of his cousin, Mariah Dillard (Alfre Woodard) was unexpected and really kicked the series into overdrive.

Image result for wes dead#4.  Wes (How to Get Away With Murder).  All season, we wondered who was beneath the blanket.  The body that they hauled out of the fire at Annalise’s house was male, but that was about all we knew.  Each week, we would discover another character who was “safe” but the producers of the show still had an ace up their sleeve.  They were not playing with normal narrative story telling.  When we thought Wes was safe, in reality, we were seeing a scene that happened before the discovery of the body.  That fake out made it all the more shocking when the cover was pulled back and there was Wes’s burnt face.

Image result for poussey dead#3.  Poussey Washington (Orange is the New Black).  Prison can be a dangerous place.  Even the kind-hearted inmates could find themselves on the wrong end of fate.  That is what happened to Poussey (Samira Wiley).  She had spent most of the year in a happy prison relationship with Soso (Kimiko Glenn).  Unfortunately, Poussey wound up at the wrong place at the wrong time and was accidentally suffocated by a CO during the break up of an originally peaceful protest.  Poussey’s death has only started to affect the inmates on Orange is the New Black.

Image result for Norma bates walking dead#2. Normal Bates (Bates Motel).  I almost made this one number one, but I just could not get it over the top.  We knew this was coming.  We know how the story ends.  Still, you couldn’t help bu hope that the canon of Psycho could be adjusted a bit.  Norman (Freddie Highmore) planned on killing both himself and his mother, but only succeeded in one.  What made this worse was that Norma had become happy with Alex Romero and this became the final point a jealous Norman needed.  The “Mr. Sandman” scene was beautiful and the final breakdown of Néstor Carbonell as Alex Romero was gut wrenching.  Vera Farmiga transcended this role and made it perfection.  Norma Bates was such a damaged woman who loved her son, going as far as making several mistakes in overlooking how sick he really was, and it cost her everything. 

Image result for glenn walking dead#1.  Glenn and Abraham (The Walking Dead).  Who did Negan kill?  The cliffhanger angered many, but it created a huge sensation for the Walking Dead premiere.  And in the episode, the writers continued to taunt the audience before they finally revealed that Abraham was the survivor to taste the barbed wire from “Lucille.”  That was not unexpected and if that was it, Abraham’s death would not have made this list.  But Negan wasn’t done.  Thanks to a mistake in judgement by Daryl (Norman Reedus), Glenn became the second victim of Negan, and everyone lost it.  Very few if anyone expected Steven Yeun to die as well.  After Abraham’s death, there was a release of tension.  I know that I thought “Okay, Glenn’s safe.”  The death of Glenn from the comics was at the hands of Negan and Lucille and this was going to be one of those examples of where the tv show and the comics took different paths.  Except… then we saw the brutal murder.  Glenn’s death left everyone devastated and looking for answers.  These were answers that we have yet to get.

WORST DEATHS

#3.  Lincoln (Agents of Shield).  This was a who cares really.  When they promoted that someone was dying on Agents of SHIELD, I had hoped that it was Lincoln.  I got my wish.

#2.  Barb Holland (Stranger Things).  Poor Barb.  Forgotten and dismissed.  She is still in the Upsidedown and no one seems to care.

#1.  Eleven (Stranger Things).  This falls into my category because we know this death was anything but.  I hate when shows/comics/movies bring people back from the dead.  Eleven had a great, heroic send-off, but it was clear at the end of the great first season that Eleven was not gone.  It tempers what came before.

 

Best Couples

Honorable Mention:  Sheldon and Amy (Big Bang Theory), Penny and Leonard (Big Bang Theory), Howard and Bernadette (Big Bang Theory), Rick and Michonne (The Walking Dead), Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle (Gotham), Jim Gordon and Dr. Leslie Thompkins (Gotham)

#5.  Luke Cage and Claire Temple (Luke Cage).  This couple came together near the end of the first season of Luke Cage and helped make Luke forget about Jessica Jones.

#4.  Matt Murdock and Elektra (Daredevil).  Elektra arrived and we learned ab0ut the past relationship between college sweethearts and how it now involves ninjas.  Just like all great love stories.

#3.  The Underwoods (House of Cards).  The President and First Lady had their ups and downs this year, but it was clear that they were always stronger together than apart.

Unfortunately, our final two couples both featured tragic losses this year and will not be among this list again.

#2.  Glenn and Maggie (The Walking Dead).  Last year’s winner, Glenn and Maggie found out that they were expecting a child.  Always a dangerous occurrence during the zombie apocalypse.   However, the death of Glenn, witnessed by Maggie, sealed the couple’s end.  Perhaps the baby’s life can bring the hope back to the Walking Dead that the pairing of Glenn and Maggie originally covered.

Image result for norma bates and alex romero#1.  Norma Bates and Alex Romero (Bates Motel).  A complete surprise.  Originally brought together for a way for Norma to get Norman into a quality mental institution, Norma and Alex blossomed together.  Both people were damaged, but together they found comfort and love and understanding.  The scene where Norma confessed her tragic backstory to Alex and he just accepts it makes you believe in love again.  I was really surprised at how much I loved these characters together which made it all the worse when Norma was killed by her son because he was afraid of losing her to Alex.  Alex’s grief over the loss of this woman was amazing and brought tears to my eyes.  Alex is ready to come after Norman in season five so I worry about his own fate.

 

Worst couples

#3.  Anyone on Scandal.  There could not be a worse show for failed couples.  I hate Olivia and Fitz.  There is Cyrus and anyone he is involved in.  David and V-P Susan had a chance, but the writers destroyed them.  Shondaland is no place for a healthy relationship.

#2.  Mr. Gold and The Evil Queen (Once Upon a Time).  Ugh.  Villains who are both wanting someone else.  I think even the show is appalled with this pairing.

#1.  Lincoln and Daisy (Agents of SHIELD).  Inhuman love.  Aah, how nice.  Not.  These two never had a chemistry and Lincoln was a waste of a power set.  Daisy had much more chemistry with her SHIELD partner Mac, but that was never explored.  Even Lincoln’s death was weak.  I have a hard time believing that Lincoln’s loss affected Daisy at all.

 

 

 

 

Incarnate

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I kept thinking through this whole movie just how long ago did they film this?  How long had this been on the shelf because the young boy starring in Incarnate is David Mazouz, who plays Bruce Wayne on Fox’s Gotham series, and he looks so different now…so much older.  Young Bruce Wayne is very close to a man.  Here he was just a little boy.  So why am I just now seeing this film.  Could it be because it is a bad movie?

In the 1980s, Marvel Comics put out a comic called “Nightmask” in their New Universe imprint where the main character could jump into the mind of sleeping people and help them out.  I always believed that Nightmask would have made an interesting movie.

It seems that Incarnate is evidence to the contrary.

Now, I did not completely hate this movie.  I mean, WWE superstar Mark Henry makes a cameo.  Um…

The film has Aaron Eckhart.

Hm.  That really might be it.

Dr. Seth Ember (Eckhart) is a wheelchair-bound psychic who is hired to help people “possessed” by some kind of spirit.  The film takes the religion out of the exorcism here and made it more scientific, (which was interesting).  Ember had ulterior motives for taking these cases, and that was a chance to go searching for a specific “demon” named Maggie who had killed Ember’s wife and child in a car wreck.  When Maggie takes control of Camreon (Mazouz), she taunts Ember to put himself on line to get his revenge.

The film does have an interesting premise, but there is so much garbage around it that the premise gets lost in the midst of it all.  Emjay Anthony, who is one of my favorite child actors working today (Chef, Bad Moms), is totally wasted here as Ember’s dead son.  The writing is bad and the dialogue is heavy-handed and exposition filled.  They add scenes that make no sense with the story itself.  There is a couple of scenes with Eckhart and one of his friends Felix (Tomas Arana) that basically had nothing to do with the plot of the film.  I’m not sure why that was included at all.

The film brings in the father of Cameron and that character makes zero impact on the film.  It was as if the film just needed material to fill time.

I do believe that Aaron Eckhart was doing what he could to make this movie better.  He wanted to be able to be that actor that can transcend the material and put that film on his back.  He failed here.  Eckhart, up until this point, has had a pretty good year, first in an okay sequel London Has Fallen, and then being the best part of Bleed for This and being just great in Sully, so I know he can bring it.  Unfortunately, this film wasted the efforts of Eckhart and a potentially intriguing twist on the possession movie with poor writing and uninspiring characters that really did not help the narrative.

Plus, the movie implied that there were others beside Ember who had this skill to enter people’s dreams.  The were called incarnates, but this was just tossed in to explain how he could do it and never touched upon again.  This could have really been a strong hook to make this more than just another poorly made movie.

I still would like to see a Nightmask in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  Marvel would know how to handle it.  Incarnate did not.

1.5 stars

Bad Santa 2

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I never saw the original Bad Santa.  I know there are a lot of people who consider it to be a raunchy classic, but it never interested me.  So I had no specific desire to see the sequel of the film.  I will say that I did not feel that I needed to see the first film to understand this sequel.  Bad Santa 2 did a good job of presenting us with the premise.

Unfortunately, that was about all that was done well by Bad Santa 2.

Willie Soke (Billy Bob Thornton) is still a down on his luck schmuck trying to get by in life while drinking and being foul mouthed when former partner Marcus (Tony Cox) approaches him with a new plan to rob a charity in Chicago.  However, it wasn’t just Marcus’s plan.  It was Willie’s mother Sunny (Kathy Bates) who came up with the idea and needed her son’s safe cracking skills.

Now, I will say that the first time I saw the trailer for Bad Santa 2, they showed the scene where Willie realizes that his mother is involved, slaps her, and she says, “You still hit like your daddy.”  First time I cracked up but I got quiet quickly because I felt guilty at laughing at that line.  I was also the only person who laughed at that in the theater at that time, so I was feeling a little judged.  But that is the type of humor that one would expect to be in Bad Santa 2.

Truthfully, there was not as many laughs as I thought there would be.  Sure there was some clever nastiness, but most of the time, the script depended on the actor or actress saying the f-word or swearing in some manner to get the audience to laugh.  There were a few clever moments of dialogue that helped the film out, but, after awhile, the f-word isn’t funny by itself.  You need more.

And there was not much more here.  I did find the character of Willie to be interesting, but highly unlikely.  The relationship with Willie and charity organizer Diane Hastings (Christina Hendricks) was completely ridiculous and depended on so much suspension of disbelief that it is unimaginable.  Diane became such an unbelievable character that any positive opinions I might have had about her early was flushed down the commode.

Kathy Bates was really good as Willie’s mother, and the interactions with her and her son were some of the highlights of the movie for me.  The return of actor Brett Kelly as Thurman Merman tried to be the counter agent to the bitterness and vileness of the main antagonist and the others in his circle.  The way the film portrayed this character as almost mentally slow was quite obnoxious.

I still think that most of the funniest parts of the film had already appeared in the trailers for Bad Santa 2.  That is a danger from these comedy film that seems to happen on a regular basis.

The ending of the movie really breaks down and sends this film, that was barely hanging on, into territory of crap.

This sequel certainly did not inspire me to go out and watch the first film, despite people’s comments on it being the much better film.  Bad Santa 2 had a couple of great actors (Bates and Thornton) in a film that was not very funny and depended on the f-word for laughs.  Merry Christmas everyone.

1.9 stars

2016 Best Comic Books

Starting our Year End Review off with the best comic books from 2016.  Now, again, I must clarify that this is my list and I know there are a lot of great comic books out there that I do not read.  I read exclusively Marvel Comics (basically) so there will be plenty of other lists that would include such comics as DC, Image, etc.  But this list is only those that I read, and those will only be Marvel.  I apologize to no one.  It is just what I like.

Honorable Mention:  Spider-Woman ( with Jessica Drew has been consistently solid all year), Death of X gave a very good pay off to the character of Cyclops, Daredevil has been very good after returning to New York (especially recently with the awesome new villain Muse).  Nova, despite the hate this gets online, is one comic that  I really have enjoyed.  I like Sam Alexander.

What to look for in 2017:  In particular, Champions, which I have seen issues #1 and 2, looks to be fantastic.  I loved issue #1 of Unworthy Thor, by Jason Aaron.  Mosaic has been a really solid first couple of issues as well.  It will be interesting to see if any of these comics makes next year’s top 10.

Top Ten for 2016:

10.  Image result for marvel hellcatPasty Walker aka Hellcat.  I did not think I would like this, and the art is a little too cartoony for my taste, but the story has been very solid, and the characterization of Patsy Walker and her supporting cast is top notch.  This is something original.  That will be a theme on this list.

9.  Thor.  Jason Aaron has been telling a great story with Jane Foster, cancer patient, as our new female Thor.  We also got an origin story this year for Mjolnir.  This felt like a stunt when it first happened, but the tale weaved by Aaron has been worthy of a Thunder Goddess.

8. Image result for marvel nighthawk Nighthawk.  One of the series that was cancelled too soon.  It featured a new version of an old character dealing with very topical subjects.  Yes, I prefer my heroes to be non-killers and Nighthawk is certainly that, but the stories are the most important aspect of a comic, and Nighthawk was excellent every issue.

7.  Spider-man.  Miles Morales entered the 616 universe and took his place as a Spider-man.  Now, mind you, I think that he should be called something else, since Peter Parker is still running around also going by the name, but that is beside the point.  Miles Morales has been a breath of fresh air in the Spider-man universe and big things are going to happen with him (will he kill Captain America?)

6.  Squadron Supreme.  The group of anti-heroes coming from earths that had been destroyed was a weird concept.  Then, they killed Namor.  Squadron Supreme has a great mix of character development and teamwork, as this is the highest team book on the list.  With the soon return of Namor, it sounds as if the team might be taking a more heroic turn, which is welcome to me.

5. Image result for dr strange last days of magic Dr. Strange.  The Dr. Strange Last Days of Magic story was very well done, but I will admit it felt like the Thor God Killer storyline.  However, similar though it may have been, Dr. Strange was shown better in this series than he had ever been shown before.  It was a book that you could not miss and when was the last time that the Sorcerer Supreme was in that boat?

4.  Amazing Spider-man.  Spidey will always be near the top of this list.  Spider-man is my favorite character and, although I am not overly fond of making him “Tony Stark-lite”, the stories involving Spidey have been well done.  And the return of Doc Ock is overdue.

3.  Image result for civil war 2Civil War 2.  This event series has been epic.  There have been a ton of shocking moments that make you think twice about the Marvel Universe.  The conflict between Carol and Tony feels natural and both characters faced big problems from their involvement.  I have not yet found out what is the resolution of the story, but it should be something that brings chaos to the Marvel Universe for years to come.

 

2.  Moon KnightImage result for moon knight #1I enjoyed the last Moon Knight series, but the new series with Marc Specter in an asylum, not sure what is real and what is not, has been amazing.  We still aren’t sure just what is going on and what is real.  I love that sort of intrigue.  We have known for years that Marc Specter was crazy.  Taking that and playing with reality is a brilliant move and created one of the best comics of 2016.  It would have been number one if it had not been for….

 

 

 

  1. Image result for mockingbird marvelMockingbird

    I loved this series.  I am still really pissed at Marvel for cancelling it.  I loved what Chelsea Cain created for Bobbi Morse.  This series was as creative and original as anything I have read in years.  The story was told in Bobbi’s POV and that meant that she might be making things up as she went.  Perhaps the story is told with Hunter in skimpy shorts because that is how Bobbi sees it.  Brilliant.  The first five issues were told in a format in which you could read them in any order and you might find something new.  Then the final 3 issues of the book delved back into Bobbi’s history and her relationship with Slade Wilson.  It was constantly funny.  It was dramatic.  It had strong characterization and a strong female led character that was not just a rebooted version of another hero.  It is a crime that Marvel Comics did not continue with Mockingbird past issue eight.  It was easily the best comic I read this year, and it is one of my favorite comic series from the last ten years.

Rules Don’t Apply

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Howard Hughes is one of the most eccentric and enigmatic figures of the mid 20th century, a man who became known as much for his recluse behavior as for his influence in the aviation industry.  The subject has been an inspiration for Warren Beatty, who has returned to write, direct and star in this film based on the reclusive billionaire’s life.

Rules Don’t Apply, however, is not strictly a biopic on the life of Hughes, as the story centers around the romance of one of the pretty actresses Hughes would bring to Hollywood and sign to exclusive deals and the man who was assigned to drive her.  The story itself about the romance between Frank Forbes (Alden Ehrenreich) and Marla Mabrey  (Lily Collins) is fictional, but many of the things done by Howard Hughes (Warren Beatty) comes from real-life anecdotes about Hughes.

Marla arrives in Hollywood with her Baptist mother (Annette Bening) looking to become an actress.  She is assigned Frank as her driver with the knowledge that if there were any relations between driver and actress, the driver would be fired.

Still, the pair hit it off and Marla caused Frank to question his relationship with fiance Sarah (Taissa Farmiga).

Both Marla and Frank had hopes to meet Howard Hughes, but neither seemed to be getting their wish.

Meanwhile, Howard has been actively trying to ignore the world, particularly the banks who wanted to meet with him about his running of TWA.  There is certainly signs as well that Hughes was beginning to slip into mental issues.

Rules Don’t Apply is a fun movie in many ways.  I found it entertaining and I was engaged early on with the characters.  Then, about midway through the film, it felt like it got lost in the story, losing focus on what the story was truly about, before recapturing it near the end.

The biggest issue was the romance between Marla and Frank.  This relationship was seen at the beginning part of the film, but wound up separating the pair for much of the middle part of the movie.  This did not make much sense.  The first part of the film was so focused on these two characters with Howard Hughes as a supporting character only to flip it completely around about midway through.  Marla disappeared after a tryst with Hughes and the film became about Hughes and the relationship with Hughes and Frank instead of about Frank and Marla.  When she reappeared near the end of the film, Rules Don’t Apply found its story again.

There is a great cast here with such notable actors taking secondary roles such as Matthew Broderick, Candace Bergen, Martin Sheen, Paul Sorvino, Ed Harris, Oliver Platt, Alec Baldwin, Dabney Coleman and Steve Coogan among others.  The list of actors is compelling.  Alden Ehrenreich (as our soon to be young Han Solo) does a really strong job as Frank.  Ehrenreich is a star in the making and you can see here what kind of a career this young man has in front of him.  Lily Collins makes a good lead as well, showing some skills (including singing), and she has good chemistry with Ehrenreich, and maybe even more with Beatty.

Beatty is excellent as Howard Hughes, bringing the confusion and fear of Hughes to life.  You understand why Hughes acts the way he does.  He has daddy issues, and he has fears over losing what he has earned in his life as he realizes that his life is unraveling.

Rules Don’t Apply did get a little long, especially when the film lost focus on what the story they were telling actually was.  It has really good performances and looks great as a period piece of the 1960 Hollywood.  Beatty has a decent film for his return.

3.6 stars

Moana

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Disney is at it again.

Moana is a wonderful new animated movie from the House of the Mouse that is simply great entertainment for the entire family.

Moana (the debuting Auli’i Cravalho) is the daughter of the Chief (Temuera Morrison) of an island where the people are happy and isolated.  They never go out past the reefs.  The tribe’s rules prohibit it.  So when the ocean chooses Moana to go on a mission, there is conflict.

See, at one point in the past, demigod Maui (Dwayne Johnson) stole the heart of the island goddess Te Fiti in an attempt to create more islands.  Maui was banished from the island and the legends said that only by bringing Maui back over the seas to return the heart could stop the destructive darkness.

As Moana’s island begins to show signs of decay and loss, she sets out to find the mythological demigod and bring him back to save the world.

Moana has a simple story, but that is not a bad thing.  In its simplicity, the story shines.  And because of that, Moana is able to take other Disney tropes and shake them up.  Moana is not a typical Disney princess (despite the joke later in the film that she is) and she does not require anyone else to save her.  I found this female character refreshing and original.

Newcomer Auli’i Cravalho is magnificent in this role.  She makes this character her own immediately and she has unbelievable chemistry with the Rock.  She was cast as a 14-year old freshman in high school over some serious competition for the role, but it was clear that she showed Disney something special and she truly brought it to Moana.

Speaking of the Rock, his portrayal of Maui was note perfect.  I also liked how Maui was basically a likable jerk, which is something that Dwayne Johnson can definitely pull off (if you smell what I’m cooking).  I got a little bit of a “Genie from Aladdin” vibe from Maui, but with much more narcissistic tendencies.  Maui wanted to be the hero, mainly for the adoration of the crowd, not as much because it is the right thing to do.

The music of Moana is beautiful.  The score was written by Mark Mancina and Hamilton’s Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote songs with Opetaia Foa’i  and Mancina.  Auli’i Cravalho’s voice is beautiful and the song performed by The Rock (“You’re Welcome”) is my personal favorite.

I really enjoyed some of the creative secondary characters in this film as well.  The Ocean was an actual character that interacted with Moana.  The chicken Heihei (Alan Tudyk) who was about as dumb (intelligence wise) as it could be.  The villainous Tamatoa (Jemaine Clement) is a giant crab that loved the bright and shiny objects (and sang a great song about it).  And the tattoos on the body of Maui are some of the best parts of this film.  These tats are basically animated and can interact with Maui and can change depending on what happened.  This was genius and a great way to tell the story.  These tats could provide the POV of the audience at home when Maui was being too much of a jerk.  Tremendously creative.

Of course, the animation of Moana is breath-taking.  The shots of Moana and Maui out on the ocean are about as realistic as you are going to find.  Disney continues to up their game in the world of animation with each new release.

Moana has so much heart and love that you cannot help but enjoy this film.  There are so many things going for it that I have a hard time believing that anyone would not have liked this film.

Now, I was not a fan of the animated short that preceded the movie.  Usually these Disney shorts are pretty fun and entertaining, but this one was just a dud.

The Polynesian culture is something that we have never seen on screen before, and this is a huge aspect of the  film.  I love the lead character of Moana, a heroic female who does not fall into the tropes of Disney princesses.  The Rock is always the man.  A beautiful looking, sounding and full of fun movie that is charming throughout and, at times, hilariously funny.  Sure it may be a simple story of a hero’s journey, but that does not mean it is a bad story.  Disney has yet another winner on their hands.

4.6 stars

 

 

Allied

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The new Robert Zemeckis film, Allied, was not one that I thought I was going to enjoy.  Yet, I was surprised at how much I did enjoy the film.

This is really a romance film, which was unexpected.  It was promoted more as a spy thriller set in World War II, but I was as engaged with the relationship early on in the movie as I was with the spy shenanigans at the end.

Max (Brad Pitt) goes on a mission to assassinate a German officer and he hooked up with Marianne (Marion Cotillard) as a partner.  They were pretending to be husband and wife to infiltrate the target’s world and, along the way, they fall in love.  After the mission ended, they went back to London, married and started a family.

Problem.  London intelligence determined that Marianne was not actually who she said she was and was, in truth, a German spy.  They planned on setting her up to prove this story and, if true, wanted Max to execute her.

I was surprised at how connected I felt to Max and Marianne as a couple.  When the whole German spy thing came up, I was never sure if it were true or not.  The film played it coyly throughout, and it kept me uncertain.  I liked that.  I like the fact that I wasn’t sure if Marianne was really a German spy or if it were just British Intelligence messing with them.  I had convinced myself both ways as the film progressed.

There were some pacing issues with the movie.  There were some shots that could have been edited out to bring the run time down a little bit.  I think that would have helped make this feel a tighter story.

Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard were excellent in their roles, and I completely bought them as a couple in love.  I believed completely in Pitt and his conflicted mind as he struggled to prove that his wife was not what she was accused of being.  If these characters were unconvincing, the entire film would fall apart.  They made me believe.

The film was also very much of a throwback to films of yesteryear.  In particular, the film was an homage to Casablanca.  Zemeckis was clearly inspired by those films and wanted to make a film to honor them.

I liked Allied more than I thought I would, and it is nice when a film surprises me.

4 stars