Poor Things

Oh boy.

This one is out there.

A pregnant young woman (Emma Stone) jumps off a bridge only to have a bizarre scientist (Willem Dafoe) use a experimental procedure to resurrect her into a whole new, childlike being. The woman, Bella, began learning about the world as a child may, but inside the body of a grown woman.

Be warned. Anyone who may be offended by sex scenes in a movie… get ready. There are tons of these in this film. Many of the scenes are just jaw-dropping, but, strangely enough, have an innocent feel to them.

Emma Stone is spectacular with this offbeat, weird character. Willem Dafoe is always great, and he brings his a-game here beneath a bunch of prosthetics. Mark Ruffalo is unbelievable as the annoying lawyer whom Bella runs off with (sort of). The acting is special among the whole cast, but these three stand out specifically.

The story is about as original as you are going to get. Original and bizarre. I was definitely seeing a correlation between Poor Things and another classic story, that I even think might be connected closer than one might think. No spoilers, but I do believe there is a connection.

Watching Bella develop across the film was fascinating, and I was really enjoying the character progression. Seeing the men that were drawn to her was again somewhat humorous and horrifying at the same time.

As I said earlier, there are some shocking scenes in the movie between Emma Stone and the multiple men in her life. 

Poor Things is unlike any movie you have seen and it stands out with some amazing acting and oddball energy.

4 stars

Migration

I was not excited to see Migration. I was not much of a fan of the trailers and so I had been unsure if I was even going to it. I decided to give it a try anyway.

It was fine.

Honestly, I do think the best bits were in the trailers, but it had enough good feelings about the film, with some positive messages about family and growing up that it was worth the watch. 

A family of ducks try to convince their overprotective father that they should leave the safety of their pond and fly south to Jamaica for the winter. 

There were some dull moments on the predictable adventure, but there were some highlights too. The stop off with the herons (the duck eating machines) and the conflict with the Chef were moments that were fun. 

The film looked great and the voice cast was solid. Kumail Nanjiani, Elizabeth Banks, Danny DeVito, Keegan Michael-Key, Awkwafina, Carole Kane, and David Mitchell provided some excellent voice work. 

The best parts of the film included the flying scenes through the clouds. Those were beautifully animated.

This was decent. I actually liked it more as it moved on through the film, with it winning me over as I kept watching. It is not going to be a long time memorable film, but it gives families a decent time watching a movie together. It is okay.

3.1 stars

The Iron Claw

As a pro wrestling fan, the story of the Von Erich family was one that I was very familiar with so when I heard that there was going to be a movie called The Iron Claw that told the story of their family, well I was anxious to see it. I saw it today and it was special.

The film was centered around Kevin Von Erich (Zac Efron) and his career as a pro wrestler. He worked in the ring with his brothers David (Harris Dickinson), Kerry (Jeremy Allen White) and Mike (Stanley Simons). They were all under the sight of their overbearing father Fritz (Holt McCallany). Kevin spoke about the “Von Erich Curse” and we see how tragedy would strike this family over the years.

This was an amazing film. Zac Efron’s performance was sensational. He went through so much emotional trauma with the loss of his brothers and he portrayed it perfectly. I kept thinking about how much Harris Dickinson and Jeremy Allen White looked like the Von Erichs they were playing, but Efron did not necessarily look like Kevin Von Erich. He did not have to because he embraced that character in more than just a visual style. 

That is not to say that Dickinson and White only looked like David and Kerry. They both did a spectacular job in their roles, in particularly White, who, as Kerry Von Erich, faced his share of obstacles. 

It was fun watching other actors playing many of the wrestlers of the time such as Harley Race, the Fabulous Freebirds, Gino Hernandez, Bruiser Brody, and The Sheik. I have to admit that I was not a fan of the portrayal of Ric Flair in the film. It felt way too much like an imitation instead of a performance. 

The film was very heavy. It was difficult to watch at times because I knew a lot of what was going to happen because I lived through much of this in real time.

Interestingly enough, there was a fifth Von Erich brother, Chris, who was left out of the film for narrative reasons. Apparently, the youngest Von Erich from the film, Mike, was kind of a blend of the real Chris and Mike.

Maura Tierney played the mother of the boys and the wife of Fritz, Doris. Lily James starred as girlfriend and eventual wife of Kevin, Pam. Both women held their own in the testosterone-filled film and built humanity into the story.

This was a powerful, painful and emotional movie of a real life series of tragedies that devastated millions of fans and the remaining family members.

4.8 stars

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

The DCEU comes to a close. 

The long delayed Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom finally came out as the final installment before James Gunn’s films start coming out in 2025.

I had the bar set really low for Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, and, unfortunately, it seems as if the film stumbled over it.

There was nothing obnoxiously unwatchable about the movie. It just wasn’t very good and there were plenty of times where it was actively stupid. I found much of the first act or so boring. The third act was the typical DC CGI fest and it was really predictable. 

Jason Momoa still does a decent job as Arthur Curry, but I am not sure that a lot of the humor worked well. Momoa and Patrick Wilson’s chemistry was okay, but it did feel like a poor-man’s version of Thor and Loki. Amber Heard’s presence felt awkward because of her outside situations. 

CGI was a mishmash. Some moments it was pretty good. I’d say the background with the settings were always beautiful. However, some of the action and the evil villain from the past was not good. When that green Groot-like looking thing showed up, I got real Paralax from Green Lantern vibes. I almost laughed at the character the first time he appeared.

There were several things that did not make sense, but I can’t go into these without spoiling. One thing from the third act involving Randall Park that I just could not get past.

I also spent a lot of time watching their hair flitter in the water but nothing else happened. No bubbles from the mouth. No other things floating. I was distracted by Momoa’s hair every time he was supposed to be underwater.

This was just not very good and it sent the DCEU sputtering off into the night. Bring on James Gunn’s new DCU.

2.2 stars

Leave the World Behind

I have had this on my queue over at Netflix for several weeks now, but I had not gotten around to watch it. Leave the World Behind, the new apocalyptic film with a cast of A list celebrities, was almost two and a half hours long which tempered my anticipation.

I have also heard a couple of contradictory opinions on the film. It seemed as if the film was divisive for audience members, some unhappy with the ending, others finding it to be really good.

So with more time now that I am on winter break, I pulled up my Netflix account and gave it a try.

Amanda (Julia Roberts) and Clay (Ethan Hawke) decide one day, out of the blue, to take their two kids, Archie (Charlie Evans) and Rose (Farrah Mackenzie), on a vacation. Amanda rented a beach house and whisked her family off.

However, they are not long in the house before the owner of the house G.H. (Mahershala Ali) and his daughter Ruth (Myha’la) arrived in the night with a story about a blackout. G.H. hoped that they could stay in the house that night and figure out what to do in the morning.

Amanda was very distrusting, feeling uncomfortable with G.H. and Rose, and Rose had the same kind of snippy attitude leading to some awkwardness between the two families.

The longer they stayed together, the worse the situation seemed to become. 

The film is absolutely a slow burn as things developed at a leisurely pace, which may have been to the detriment of the film for some. A slow burn does not bother me though as I got a chance to get to know these characters. 

Admittedly, several of these characters were not very likable. Julia Roberts, in particular, played Amanda as a brutally unlikable person. Myha’la had the same level of unlikableness. There were times when the pair of them were hard to watch because of their attitudes.

However, these traits that could be considered negative by some really built the tension and the anxiety of the situation and the mystery of what exactly was going on in the world outside the beach house was compelling and filled the characters with dread. There were two scenes, played at the same time, one, involving Kevin Bacon and, the other, some animals that was just about as tense of a scene as I have seen in a movie this year.

The elephant in the room is the ending. Of course, I am not spoiling the ending, but I need to address it. The ending did not bother me at all. I did not find it to be problematic, though I do understand why some viewers may be irritated by it. It is the same type of trouble some people had with the ending of LOST. I loved the ending of LOST, so clearly that is not an issue for me.

The film is well acted, tense and slow story that keeps you in a state of confusion over what is happening, and does an exceptional job of providing suspense at the end of the build up. It is long, but I found it compelling.

3.9 stars

Wonka

I was not looking forward to this movie. I love the original film, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and Gene Wilder is the perfect actor for the role. I hated the Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film and it felt as if nobody needed or wanted more of this. 

So when they announced a prequel featuring Timothée Chalamet as Wonka, I did not find it to be something to anticipate. However, I really enjoyed Wonka after seeing it this morning.

We start with Willy Wonka arriving on a ship, preparing to become a great chocolate maker. Unfortunately for him, he spent through his money in the first song and had no place to spend the night. He was brought to a place by Bleacher (Tom David) run by his companion, Mrs. Scrubitt (Olivia Colman). They seemed kind, but wanted Wonka to sign a contract, one with plenty of fine print. Wonka was warned by a young girl named Noodle (Calah Lane) to read the fine print, but Wonka did not know how to read. He signed and it turned out to include charges for just about everything.

When his chocolate selling was disrupted by a chocolate cartel and the police chief (Keegan-Michael Key), Wonka discovered he owed Scrubitt a lot of money and had to work it off as an indentured servant.

I found the music of the film to be extremely enjoyable and catchy. My favorite song was probably “Scrub Scrub” but they were all very engaging.

Timothée Chalamet was very good as Willy Wonka, bringing a kindness and a sugary sweet disposition to Wonka. It was clear that there was more going on with the character and Chalamet’s performance brought that out. 

However, my biggest criticism with the way Chalamet was presented as Wonka was the original Wonka, as played by Gene Wilder, had a definite amount of sinister aspects to him. You believed that Wonka would be just as happy letting those kids fall into his furnaces or be tortured by stretching or juicing. The manner in which Wonka was presented as barely caring when terrible things happened to the kids made that performance so deeper. There is no way that this Wonka would allow a child to fall into his chocolate river and get sucked up the tube. Maybe you could say that he was still heading toward that, but I was hoping to see some darkness inside of this version of Wonka, and there was none there.

Still, I found the story to be fun, the music to be great and the overall acting was very enjoyable. The film looked good with some beautiful imagery and some powerful moments. 

Some of the side characters and the villains felt too cartoonish to really matter, but there was a really great relationship between Wonka and Noodle, which led to to some emotional moments as the story moved on. 

I am not sure how I feel about Hugh Grant as the Oompa-Loompa. He had some moments, but I am not sure if his inclusion was worthwhile. His song was very funny though as it takes a bit of a twist from the original film with the use of the Oompa-Loompas.

I was thoroughly entertained by Wonka and my criticisms were not that major as to throw off my enjoyment of the film. It was better than I anticipated, even if it were lacking a little darkness in the soul of Wonka.

4.1 stars

May December

A major Academy Award potential film has been on Netflix for a week or so and I have just had the time to get to it. May December is an unsettling, awkward film based loosely on a true story.

According to IMDB, “Middle aged Gracie (Julianne Moore) lives a happy, well settled life with her husband [Joe (Charles Melton)]. Some years ago she was involved in an unsavory scandal but for her it is all in the past. Movie actress Elizabeth (Natalie Portman) is on a visit to this home and she is on a mission. This visit is a part of her preparation to play the role of Gracie in a movie being made. As she goes about talking to the family members Gracie wonders whether Elizabeth will uncover some secrets from her past and will some skeletons be revealed.

Gracie, as an adult, had an affair with 13-year old Joe, and she spent years in prison for statutory rape. However, they stayed together in a relationship and had children.

There was a definite ick factor going on with this story.

Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman were both outstanding as the two main women of the film. Charles Melton was also very good as Joe, the younger man who was not sure what his relationship was.

I will say that the ending was a little questionable for me. I was not expecting the ending and it through off my entire thought process of the film. That is not a bad thing in the end.

3.6 stars

Merry Little Batman

This is probably not for hardcore Damian Wayne fans.

If you can get past the fact that Damian Wayne, who is typically a very dark and violent character, is smoothed into a family friendly cartoon version of the character, then you will enjoy this hectic, engaging and fun-filled animated romp. If taking the darkness out of the story bothers you, well, skip this one.

I am not offended by the edginess removed from the Bat-Family, so I was able to watch and enjoy the Merry Little Batman special on Amazon Prime.

According to Rotten Tomatoes, “This Christmas, Damian Wayne wants to be a superhero like his dad–the one and only Batman. When Damian is left home alone while Batman takes on Gotham’s worst supervillains on Christmas Eve, he stumbles upon a villainous plot to steal Christmas and leaps at the chance to save the day.”

Luke Wilson voiced Bruce Wayne/Batman in this movie, which was an interesting choice. It definitely revealed the changes of the character since fatherhood took over. Yonus Kibreab voiced Damian and James Cromwell was Alfred Pennyworth.

Several iconic Batman villains make their appearances too, including Joker (David Hornsby), Penguin (Brian George), Poison Ivy (Therese McLaughlin) and Bane (Chris Sullivan).

Animated in a family friendly way, Merry Little Batman is absolutely directed to a younger audience, but it did not lose the humor or the message to the story. Damian learns a valuable lesson about being a superhero, about sacrifice and about Christmas.

This is a lot of fun and, if you allow yourself to enjoy the film, you will. If your preconceived notions of what Batman or Damian Wayne is supposed to be, then you may get in your own way.

3.75 stars

Doctor Who Special 3: The Giggle

The third Disney + special featuring The Doctor was dropped on the streaming service. We have seen the return of David Tennant as the Doctor. I had not been a viewer of Doctor Who over the years with just a few exceptions here and there. I liked the first special and loved last week’s special and so I was anticipating the next special.

Without spoiling anything, I loved this ending and the resolution was absolutely amazing and changed the mythology of the Doctor for now on. I don’t want to spoil anything, but it has been known that the next Doctor, Ncuti Gatwa was scheduled to appear in this special. How it came about was great.

Neil Patrick Harris is playing the villain of the special and, once again, I do not intend on spoiling what villain since I believe it is an important Doctor Who character (at least I think it was). Harris is always great and I did enjoy his over-the-top performance of that actor.

There were some real emotional moments in the special, especially between Tennant and Catharine Tate. I do believe that there are some other fun faces that reappear from the history of The Doctor’s adventures.

These three specials have made me a fan of this version of the Doctor. There is a Christmas special still on the horizon and I am excited to see it.

4.5 stars

The Boy and the Heron

Hayao Miyazaki, classic animation director from Studio Ghibli, who directed such brilliant films as Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke, has returned to present a new animated film, The Boy and the Heron.

According to IMDB, “A young boy named Mahito, yearning for his mother, ventures into a world shared by the living and the dead. There, death comes to an end, and life finds a new beginning. A semi-autobiographical fantasy about life, death, and creation, in tribute to friendship, from the mind of Hayao Miyazaki.”

Above all else, as in most Studio Ghibli films, the animation is stunningly gorgeous. It is like watching moving art. The imagery of the film is breath-taking.

I did not love the story because it did feel a little messy. It did deal with a lot of areas that was tough to follow at times. There were some deep themes throughout the film, but it did not feel as if characters were necessarily consistent across the time. It did feel to be a little long in the tooth for the film, but not bad enough to be dull.

It is a beautiful movie that had some flaws. Miyazaki showed that he still has it despite being in the late 80s age wise.

3.75 stars

Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie

I was both excited and anxious about the new movie on Peacock + called Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie. I loved the TV show Monk and the character of Adrian Monk, as played by multiple EMMY winner Tony Shalhoub. But the title of the movie implied something that I did not want. A last case? It sounded too final for my tastes. I certainly was not ready for a permanent goodbye.

So the Defective Detective fell right into place as the film started. Adrian Monk was still suffering from his compulsions, trying to make money writing a book to pay for Molly (Caitlin McGee),Trudy’s (Melora Hardin) daughter’s, wedding. However, the book was a failure, and we discovered that Adrian Monk was feeling suicidal.

And, once again, I was fearful of how this movie was starting to go.

With the return of Natalie (Traylor Howard), Randy (Jason Gray Stanford), Stottlemeyer (Ted Levine), and Dr. Bell (Hector Elizondo), the show pulled no punches when it came to nostalgia. These actors all slipped easily back into these roles that they spent so many years playing on the TV show Monk. You could feel the connection between them and you were excited to see them.

Still, the key to all of this is Tony Shalhoub, who was perfect as Adrian Monk. He was able to portray both the silliness and depression of the character. He could easily switch from anguish to anxiety at a moments notice. It was as if he had not missed a beat after all of these years.

The story itself was okay at best. I’ve seen better Monk episodes, but this was fine, and the key to this movie was the return of the characters. The film which was very much like the show, a howdidit, much like Columbo episodes. We knew the killer, but Monk was trying to figure out how it happened.

I thought the ending of the movie was just tremendous. I felt as if I was emotionally connecting to the story and came just short of tears filling my eyes.

I really found this Peacock film a pleasure, a treat. These are great characters and it was a welcome return.

4 stars

Family Switch

I regretted starting this movie on Netflix ten minutes in…maybe sooner.

It is Freaky Friday, but with a whole family.

The cast was pretty good featuring Ed Helms, Jennifer Garner, Emma Myers, Brady Noon as the family members and Rita Moreno appeared as Angelica. Sadly, the cast looked to be struggling through the material of this film.

The story was the same as any of these body swap movies. Nothing original here (with the exception of the baby and the dog switching bodies too- but that is just a few scenes).

Some of the situations were just ridiculous. How about a lactose intolerance fart joke? There are just so many instances of this that I can’t even begin to go into the stupid moments.

It is so predictable and I really wanted it to be over.

1.2 stars

Always, Lola

I have been a fan of Roxy Striar for years, since she was the host of TV Fights. So when I heard she had such a significant role in a movie, I wanted to see it. It was very much an independent feature and with it finally available on Prime, I rented it.

This was a very fascinating movie. These actors are all new faces except for Striar and Andrew Ghai, who I knew from the Movie Trivia Schmoedown. I think you can see the inexperience from these actors, but they did a decent job.

The film dove deep into the concept of depression and mental illness, dealing with grief and guilt that comes with it. I did like the way they told the story, through flashbacks to when Lola, Roxy Striar’s character, was still alive.

The film had a well written interactions between these characters. There was a weird transition about half way through, but I did like the way the film ended up.

I am very happy for Roxy, getting a role like this and doing such a solid job. There was a lot of emotion and sadness, as well as hope and rebirth. An independent film that gives a clear message.

3.7 stars

Doctor Who Special 2: Wild Blue Yonder

I am not a long time viewer or fan of Doctor Who. My knowledge of the character and the shows are limited. Last week’s special was fun. This week’s second special, Wild Blue Yonder, was unbelievably awesome.

The Doctor (David Tennant) and Donna (Catherine Tate) crash landed the out-of-control Tardis on a seemingly deserted spaceship at the end of time. The Tardis then dematerialized, sensing a danger, stranding The Doctor and Donna on the ship to face the mystery of what had happened.

I do not want to spoil anything here. Let me just say that this was one of the best science fiction stories I have seen in ages. The cleverness of this episode and the creativity of the situation that The Doctor and Donna found themselves in is steeped in sci-fi history yet provided some much originality and pay off for those who have watched the franchise.

The only thing that I would criticize about this special would be that someone like me who has just come to the franchise now, with a very limited amount of Who knowledge, would not understand as much as those who have watched them all. That is not a bad thing and I do not think it is required viewing to watch this special. I just think that it would have made this a richer experience.

However, I thought the last 25 minutes of this special was just spectacular and I was completely thrilled with the story. The cliffhanger made me ready to see the thrid sepcial next week.

4.6 stars

Candy Cane Lane

It is Christmastime and that means it is time for some movies that are targeted toward the family and may be sugary sweet and silly.

That is a very good description of the new film on Amazon Prime, Candy Cane Lane, starring Eddie Murphy.

According to IMDB, “A man (Eddie Murphy) is determined to win the neighborhood’s annual Christmas decorating contest. He makes a pact with an elf (Jillian Bell) to help him win–and the elf casts a spell that brings the 12 days of Christmas to life, which brings unexpected chaos to town.”

There is a lot of dumb, holiday fun in this hokey family film. Eddie Murphy is always great and he is in full Christmas mode here. There are actually several moments through this film where the movie avoids those pesky family film clichés. There are tropes that you expect, but he film does not go down the same path.

Jillian Bell is funny as the villainous Pepper. The mini figurines of the others who failed the task was clever. Nick Offerman, Chris Redd, and Robin Thede was fun as these little characters.

There was a lot of dumb in the story too, but I found it inoffensive and cute at times. I think if a family’s looking for a funny film to watch for Christmas, you could do worse than this.

3 stars