Honest Thief (2020)

I was flipping around the streaming services looking for something to watch when I headed to Amazon Prime. On the banner above Prime was Honest Thief. I was shocked. I was just as surprised seeing this listed as a 2020 film, released in October. I remember seeing it on Cinemark’s attraction page thinking that it was not the kind of film I would risk going to the theater to see. However, even better, it was now available for free on Prime. That price was right.

I have enjoyed Liam Neeson’s work historically. Most of his “Taken”-esques films are usually dumb but entertaining so I loaded up Prime and watched the movie.

Liam Neeson played Tom, a thief the FBI have dubbed “The In and Out Bandit” because of his ability to get into a bank without trouble. He had been extremely successful. Then, as he was renting a storage unit to keep the money he had stolen, he met Annie (Kate Walsh) and he was immediately stricken. After a year of dating, Tom was ready to move in with her and confess to her his secret life.

However, fate intervened and so Tom called the FBI. Agent Baker (Robert Patrick) took the call, apparently not the first In and Out Bandit confession he had heard. Baker’s partner, Agent Meyers (Jeffrey Donovan), sent another pair of FBI agents to go check on the story.

When the new pair, Agent Nivens (Jai Courtney) and Agent Hall (Anthony Ramos) arrived, they realized the opportunity that they had before them. Namely, have Tom tell them where the money was, take it, and frame him for a murder.

Of course, these type of Liam Neeson as a lone vigilante movies are all fairly repetitive, but they all scratch that revenge flick itch. Honest Thief is one of the better ones. I really liked the relationship with Tom and Annie and Tom with his typical bad ass manner was fun.

The movie is nicely paced and at a 1 hour and 39 minute run time, this is a investment that does not ask much of the viewer. I enjoyed the quickness of the story and the realistic action scenes.

I enjoyed these characters. I thought the little character trait for Agent Meyers about his dog that he got in his divorce was a neat bit.

Yes, there is nothing really new about this but I liked what I watched. It was a fun time and a good way to spend a lazy Saturday afternoon.

Man of Steel (2013)

With the immanent release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League (aka the Snyder Cut) next week on HBO Max and the recent success and enjoyment I have had watching Superman and Lois on the CW, I figured that this was a perfect time to revisit the DC movie, Man of Steel, Zack Snyder’s first and, arguably, best DC film to date.

I had some major issues with Man of Steel when I first saw it in the theaters, but it is definitely better than Batman v. Superman or The Justice League. I had been meaning to give it a rewatch over the last few months, but this was the best time.

The film reimagines the origin of Superman (Henry Cavill), bringing a more grounded and dark/moody tone to the character. Produced by Christopher Nolan, DC was anxious to give Superman the same big screen treatment as they gave Batman in the Dark Knight series of films. Man of Steel is one of the first true divisive films with some calling it a mess and others deeming it a masterpiece.

Even after the rewatch, I fall in-between of these extremes. There are several moments of wonder in the movie and it provides some of the best Superman action around. I still do not believe though that the film ever really got the character of Superman correct, choosing for more of an angsty Batman-like character.

Some of the real positives of the film include the initial “learn to fly” moment where Kal-El begins to learn what he is capable of and takes to the skies for the first time. This is as hopeful of a moment as the film has and really should have been the tone overall of the movie.

Henry Cavill does a fine job as Superman, albeit that he may not be as deep of an actor as there is, he is the perfect physical specimen for the role. The look of the film is wonderful, with some amazing special effects and the Superman suit itself in all its glory.

Amy Adams playing Lois Lane smart and figuring out who Superman really was almost immediately is a great adjustment to decades worth of stories where we, as readers, have to believe that an award-worthy reporter cannot figure out that Clark Kent is Superman just because he put on a pair of glasses and combs his hair differently. We start out with a smart and capable journalist in Lois Lane.

Michael Shannon created a great villain in Zod and the moments on Krypton were some of the best of the movie. General Zod had a motivation that could be understood and related to despite his path taking him on a way of cruelty. Shannon is always good in his roles and this is one more example.

Unfortunately, I still think the drawbacks to the movie outweigh the positives. First massive mistake this movie makes is the entire Jonathan Kent (Kevin Costner) in the tornado scene. Exactly who thought this was a good idea? It is totally free of sense and was an insult to the character. I can understand having Clark watch his father die. It is an important moment in his development, showing Clark that he does not have the power to save everybody, but he did have the power to save his father here and he just chose not to. It is an entirely different message and it just does not work at all.

Second big error is the relationship between Clark and Lois. I never believed it in this movie. It felt very forced and I had a hard time buying that they were as connected as they turned out to be. Sure, we all know that Superman and Lois Lane are an iconic couple, but this does not show that. Then, Amy Adams, the smart and capable reporter, does become nothing more than a damsel in distress in the second part of the film.

The biggest issue I had in the theaters is still the biggest issue I have with the film is the final act battle between Zod and Superman. It went too long, creating a sort of fight fatigue (much like the Obi-Wan-Anakin fight in Revenge of the Sith) and the film never had Superman do anything but crash through buildings and destroy property. I maintain that all it would have taken to create more empathy for Superman was show him saving some bystanders during the fight instead of leaving what had to be thousands of people to die. A couple of scenes where Superman has to pull someone to safety before they are crushed by falling debris would have helped this tremendously. He does it earlier in the film, so why not here where it was desperately needed?

When I speak of the third act problems, I am not actually speaking about Superman breaking Zod’s neck. I did not have an issue with that, outside of the fact that I think there were multiple ways he could have stopped Zod from using his heat vision to kill that family rather than breaking his neck. I also had a hard time thinking that this random family was important for Superman to break Zod’s neck because we hadn’t seen Superman save anyone else in the battle.

In the end, my thoughts on Man of Steel remain the same as they did back in 2013. It has some parts that I really liked, but too many areas where the creators just did not grasp the understanding of their main hero. A film more interested in its excesses than in its heart. A watchable movie, but not a classic and, when people say it is the best Superman movie since 1978 Superman: The Movie, well, that is not a bar too high set.

Cherry

I am a fan of Tom Holland and the Russo Brothers. Unfortunately, their new collaboration does not match the work the trio reached in the MCU.

Cherry is the new movie debuting on Apple TV + this weekend, directed by Joe and Anthony Russo and starring Tom Holland. It was based on a novel of the same name that told the story of a troubled young man who, after it seemed as if Emily (Ciara Bravo), the love of his life, was leaving him to go to college in Montreal, joined the army and wound up a medic in Iraq. He spent two years in the horrors of war in the Middle East, pushing his mental wellness to the edge. When he returned, he was suffering from severe PTSD and had to turn to drugs to get through the day.

There are several problems with Cherry, but Tom Holland is not one of them. Holland gives a stellar performance, elevating the material that, in many cases, really let him down. He was very believable in every moment of his pain and his suffering trying to make it through the day. He has good chemistry with Ciara Bravo, who is also excellent in her performance.

However, the script never goes above the expected steps that would take this movie into a different, more original direction. It is overlong and drags in the middle badly. Cherry has a feel like Forrest Gump on crack.

There are too many attempts to turn the film into a stylish artistic piece. The POV from Tom Holland’s butthole took things just too far for my taste. Most of these shots felt like a desperate attempt to find a relevancy for the movie because the movie’s story was lacking in anything special.

None of the other characters in the film, outside of the two main ones, are anything more than stereotypes and poorly drawn caricatures. Any attempt at giving them more to do was wasted by the movie and just felt like more clutter added to an already messy tale. It felt as if several of these characters and moments involving them could have been cut out to make room for more exploration of the main story.

Motivations of the characters were messy as well, including some of the decisions made by Cherry that would end up affecting his life forever. The ending as well felt tacked on and did not seem to fit with the narrative that had been told up until that point.

Good performances and director tricks do not a movie make. Especially one that lasts 2 hours and 20 minutes.

2.4 stars

Assembled

Disney + has dropped a new documentary to help with the withdrawal pains from having no WandaVision this Friday.

I have to say that this week has been nowhere near as electric as the last eight weeks because I did not constantly think about the week as sections that brought me closer to seeing WandaVision. So having this new show, called Assembled, arrived on Disney + as a bridge from the epicness of WandaVision to next week’s debut of Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

Assembled went behind the scenes of the making of WandaVision and had interviews from many key cast members including Elizabeth Olson, Paul Bettany, Kathryn Hahn, Teyonah Parris, Kat Dennings and Randall Park. But we also had a chance to hear from the director of the entire series, Matt Shakman, who also appeared last week on Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardan’s show Fatman Beyond. We heard from the creators of the theme songs for the different decades, Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez, who were Oscar winners for their work on Frozen and Coco.

The show talked about the use of a live studio audience for the recording of the early sitcom episodes and how that energy both helped and frightened the cast. They spoke with Debra Jo Rupp about her character and she said how excited she was to be able to do some of the work associated with Marvel movies.

It would have been nice to have heard from Kevin Feige about the show, which had been described as his “baby” but we did hear from the creator/showrunner of WandaVision, Jac Schaeffer, Schaeffer was also the head writer of the show.

This doc was just a fun look at a set with a group of people who clearly loved what they were doing. The passion from everyone was obvious and there is no wonder why this show became such a cultural icon over the last couple of months. Assembled filled that void nicely, giving me something to satisfy that itch until the MCU returns next Friday to Disney +.

Non-Stop Spider-Man #1

Non-Stop Spider-Man #1

“Big Brain Play Chapter One”

Writer: Joe Kelly

Artist: Chris Bachalo

Cover Art: David Finch

Non-Stop Spider-Man #1 has found a rarity.

A Spider-Man book that I did not like.

Seriously, I love Spider-Man. I am anything but an unbiased fan. Had you said to me that Marvel would put out a new Spider-Man series that I would not enjoy, I would have laughed and guffawed at that person. Yet, here it is.

I have to say that I started off by being unimpressed with the art. With all due respect, Peter Parker looked different in every panel. There some interesting panels (especially like the Spidey on the car page), but overall, I found myself being distracted by the art.

The action was fast and furious… pun intended. I am not a huge fan of that franchise and I did not want it coming into my Spider-Man stories.

There were characters that I was not familiar with and I did not like the rapid narration of Spidey in the story and that is shocking to me. I love the character of Spider-Man, but this just did not feel right.

Now, that does not mean that I am not going to give this a chance. Perhaps it will grow on me as the story progresses. However, it did not get off to a fast start for me.

Monster Hunter (2020)

What a difference a year makes.

If Monster Hunter would have come out in theaters a year ago (around that at least), I would have gone opening weekend.

however, then the pandemic struck and I had to wait on Monster Hunter. It popped up on streaming during that time and I looked at it, but, with the low Rotten Tomatoes score and critical question marks, I did not want to rent it for $19.99. I figured it could wait until the price dropped. Again, unlike prr-pandemic. Bad reviews did not keep me from attending the film in theaters, but the viewing at home was a different beast.

So the price on Monster Hunter finally dropped to a reasonable level this weekend and I decided that it was time to watch it.

Should have kept pushing it off.

Lt. Artemis (Milla Jovovich) and her loyal troops are somehow transported to a different world where gigantic monsters are out to kill and eat unimportant side characters. As her crew fall one by one, Artemis meets another person, a mysterious Hunter (Tony Jaa) in a struggle to survive and an attempt to find her way back home.

Just thought that the premise sounded somewhat like Land of the Lost, only more violent.

So many problems here. I couldn’t give two craps about any of the characters. The film does not give me any reason to care about them. It barely introduces them. These extra characters are here simply for slaughter. It is like a slasher movie. Because of that, I felt no concern for any of them when they were being eaten or stabbed or…whatever.

When Artemis and Hunter meet, they spend more time fighting and mistrusting one another and I am not allowed to see them as friends or any other type of relationship.

Ron Perlman is in this too. After appearing in a nonsensical cold open, he does not return until late into the film to provide some needed exposition so the audience understands what is happening. It is far too late for that as I had stopped caring about anything well before this.

There is the absolute minimal plot happening here. The dialogue is utterly terrible. When Hunter arrives and speaks a different language, the dialogue actually gets better.

To be fair, the CGI monsters do look cool. It could have been much worse but it was easily the best aspect of Monster Hunter.

Based off a video game series, Paul W.S. Anderson’s latest film is very much like the rest of his oeuvre. Loud and limited. Dumb. Do not waste your time on Monster Hunter, and if you do, shut off your brain and stuff your face full of popcorn.

1.25 stars

More Than Miyagi: The Pat Morita Story

I watched a documentary tonight on Vudu that featured a look at the life, mainly during his adult life in entertainment, of Noriyuki “Pat” Morita, famed comedic actor from Happy Days, Sanford and Son and, most notably, The Karate Kid series of films where he portrayed the iconic karate master Mr. Miyagi.

The first half of the documentary focused on Morita’s young life, including his time in the Japanese internment camps during World War II. The doc then started to examine his early days in Hollywood, with his appearances on variety shows and his stand up comedy. The film told the story of how Pat Morita became the owner of the diner on Happy Days, Arnold. Some of the prejudice of the entertainment industry was shown, including the difficulties of a person of Asian culture getting jobs on television and the movies. The film showed clips of Mickey Rooney’s desperately stereotypical, leaning towards racist, role in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, one of the most infamous performances of all time as well as the portrayal of Genghis Khan by, of all people, John Wayne.

Overcoming these stereotypes to join Happy Days, Morita’s career continued on with some choices that may not have been the best choice made. We saw interviews featuring Henry Winkler, Marion Ross, Anson Williams, Donnie Most, Larry Miller, Tommy Chong and James Hong.

However, everything led to the role that would change his life, that being the Oscar nominated role of Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid films. They cover the story of how Morita earned that role and they went into specifics about the way it was filmed. We saw interviews with co-stars Ralph Macchio, William Zabka, Sean Kanan and Martin Kove.

Even more interesting was the struggles Morita faced later in his life with alcoholism and the battle he eventually lost with the disease. There were several powerful moments in recollection by his third wife Evelyn Guerrero. I did not know much about the actor’s personal challenge when come to drinking, something that he had done his entire life.

Pat Morita was loved by his family and friends and he left a huge legacy with one of the great characters of the 1980s cinema. He had a life of pain and struggle, but he still was able to find success. He seemed to be a kind man, and wouldn’t it be nice to say that about all of us?

Raya and the Last Dragon

I fought it as long as I could.

I am not a fan of Disney + releasing these movies on Disney + as a Premium premier film. Charging the customers an extra fee (especially the large fee of 30 dollars) to watch a movie on a streaming service that they already pay for is really Capitalism at its worst. While I paid for Mulan, I wanted to ignore the latest film Disney released in this manner.

It lasted about a day and a half.

Although I do not believe any movie would be worth spending that much money to view, Raya and the Last Dragon comes pretty dang close.

Years ago, humans and dragons lived together in the land of Kumandra. That time of peace would not last. When the monstrous creatures called Druun arrived, the dragons sacrificed themselves to save humanity, leaving behind one gem of the dragon power. The lands of humans fractured apart and fought over the gem, ending the time of Kumandra.

Benja (Daniel Dae Kim) and his daughter Raya (Kelly Marie Tran)were the gem’s guardians, but Benja had a hope to bring the land back together and reached out to reclaim Kumandra. Unfortunately, betrayal would be the order of the day as Namaari (Gemma Chan), the daughter of one of the separate lands, pretended to befriend Raya, by sharing the connection they had over the rumor of the last dragon, Sisu (Awkwafina), to get her hands on the gem. In the battle, the gem was shattered and the different pieces went to members of different lands. This also saw the return of the dangerous Druun. which would turn to the humans to stone.

When Raya’s father turned to stone, she set off on a quest to reclaim the shards of the gem and find the last dragon to save the world from the Druun.

This film was immensely beautiful and featured spectacular animation. Disney continues its amazing animated work with this artistic masterpiece. The character designs and the settings are a master class of animation.

The voice cast was every bit as wonderful. There was subtlety in the voices that both inform and create character. Awkwafina’s work is extra special and both Tran and Chan play their parts perfectly. Add to the impressive voice cast Benedict Wong, Sandra Oh, Izaac Wang, Alan Tudyk, and Jona Xiao. The voice cast brought their top game to help tell this emotional story.

Now, the story itself certainly had some familiar beats to it. However, that was not necessarily a bad thing. It depends on what you do with the story that matters and the creators of Raya and the Last Dragon do a wonderful job of tugging at the emotions of the audience and creating new steps among the recognizable tale.

I believe the theme of this movie is one that is vital in today’s world. The shattering of the Kumandra society over material items and the loss of trust among the people led directly to the divisive nature of the land. The true magic only comes from trust and having the people of the world, despite their differences, work together for a common goal. This is a warning to the world that we currently live in that our separation can rob the world of the magic.

I am happy I decided to go ahead and pay the money that the execs of Disney deemed necessary for me to see this movie at home. I wish they would make such a fee a little more affordable so that the strength of this beautifully positive message could be seen by more people of the world.

4.5 stars

Boss Level

It seems like every other week now, we are getting a new film that falls into the sub-genre of Groundhog Day/repeating the day films. Just within the last couple of years there has been Happy Death Day, Palm Springs, Before I Fall, The Map of Tiny Little Things and I am sure that there are some that I did not see. We could go back even further if we had to. And now we have the newest entry into the sub-genre: Boss Level.

Frank Grillo is Roy Pulver, a man who is being pursued by a group of assassins and who have died multiple times so far. Roy kept reawakening in his bed on the same day. He has no idea what or why this is happening, but as he is learning about the events, he continues to press through the day, in trial and error, to discover the truth.

Naomi Watts is here as Roy’s former girlfriend Jemma and Mel Gibson is her boss Colonel Clive Ventor. Gibson is not actually that important to the story, which is fun.

Boss Level, which is a reference to video games, is funny, fairly clever and entertainingly violent. The assassins that are chasing Roy are all just excellent and are such an awesome piece. One of the best was Guan Yin (Selina Yo) who has a Chinese sword that she uses to decapitate Roy several times, in which she responds, “I am Guan Yo and Guan Yo has done this.” LOL.

The story went in different directions as it progressed and it had some real heart, especially with Roy and his son Joe, which makes perfect sense as Joe is played by Frank Grillo’s real life son, Rio. Rio Grillo may not have had a huge role in the film, but what I saw I really liked. He seemed to have a calm presence and a natural aura about him. I really liked his performance.

This feels like the perfect vehicle for Frank Grillo and the type of character that he has played up until this point. I will say that I am unsure how I felt at the very end of the movie as they left the last scene on a bit of a cliffhanger. The more I think about it, the more I think this is a great way to wrap up a movie like this. I can see some people being unsatisfied by this result.

This time loop sub-genre has been a pretty successful one as there have been more positive movies in it than ones that failed. Boss Level was a lot of fun and had me on the edge of my seat for much of the run time. It debuted on Hulu this weekend.

4.25 stars

WandaVision Episode 9

SPOILERS FOR WANDAVISION EPISODE 9

Let me start with the rant.

When the director of the show has to come out the week before the finale and say to the fans of the show that they may be disappointed in the finale because of all the theories and fan speculation that is going on online, there is something wrong. Simple fact is this… speculation is fun, but because the show does not go the way you have imagined that it should inside your heads or on your reaction videos, that does not make it a failure or a “piece of garbage.” You can dislike what they do, but you cannot be angry because there is no Mephisto in the show. I saw a video entitled “WandaVision Better Bring Us Mutants or We RIOT!” Now, I did not watch the video, so maybe that is just a clickbait type headline to get a view, but, if not, how pretentious. After I saw that video headline, I was ecstatic that mutants did not show up. Have fun rioting, kiddos.

This is the biggest issue on the internet among the reactors and the commentators. You can’t speculate what they are doing, pick out specific details in the background and believe that meant something. If you judged what the show gave you and you did not enjoy it, then fine. You have a right to your opinion. But if you are crying about what you thought was going to happen and didn’t, then you should reexamine your priorities.

Enough of the rant. The finale was entitled “Series Finale” and it kicked off where we left off, with Agatha holding Wanda’s kids captive and Wanda confronting her on the street outside their home. Best moment… When she realized that Agatha was absorbing her magic when she used it, Wanda hit Agatha with a car. That was a funny moment and a great homage to the Wizard of Oz.

Let me talk about the biggest issue most people have with the episode. That is the Evan Peters Pietro/Ralph Bohner reveal. I was not a huge fan of it either, but I was not offended by it. As much as I would have liked this to have been FOX X-Men Quicksilver, that is not what they wanted to do. Now, admittedly, the use of the actor Evan Peters was simply a crappy thing for Marvel to do. It was just trolling the audience as they must have known how the fan base would have reacted. It is obvious that Marvel wanted the debate to rage online and that the bit of casting Evan Peters was stunt casting.

After that, I loved just about everything else that happened. The battle between Wanda and Agatha was tense. I will admit that the CGI battle between the witches felt kind of DCish because of the reddish background. Still, as Wanda wound her way to becoming the Scarlet Witch and gaining the comic accurate costume. I was invested in the battle. This was the benefit of having Elizabeth Olson and Kathryn Hahn as the actresses. They have been knocking their performances out of the park all year long.

There have been some people wondering whether or not SWORD Acting Director Tyler Hayward was a villain. That was pretty clear here as Hayward showed his hand. Heck, he got out of his car after his armed forces breached the barrier and he tried to shoot Billy and Tommy. I mean… what a jerk. Thankfully, Monica was able to prevent the bullets from hurting anyone. And Darcy stopped Hayward from trying to run the kids down with his vehicle. As Darcy said “Have fun in prison” Hayward.

The Vision vs. Vision battle was great, but I especially loved how it ended up in a theoretical discussion about what makes Vision a Vision. White Vision did take off pretty quickly after Wanda’s Vision reignited his memories. One has to wonder what is next for the white android.

The scenes with Wanda and Vision back at their house as the Hex was closing up was devastating. The writing in that scene was tremendous. The absolute best parts of WandaVision has been the quiet moments between Wanda and Vision. This attempt to say their goodbyes was punctuated with yet another great quote from Vision, “I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next? We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason-
Wanda: We’ll say hello again.

The two post credit scenes set up these characters for future Marvel Studio projects. We know that Monica is heading to Captain Marvel 2 and the appearance of the Skrull with a message from a “friend of her (Monica) mother” shows where our newest hero is headed. Monica Rambeau was a huge success in this series and I have more of a connection to this character than I ever had for the character in the comics. Marvel did a fantastic job of creating Monica Rambeau and give me a reason to root for her.

The other post credit scene sets up what will be happening with Wanda, as we see her isolated in a cabin in the wilderness while her astral form reads the Darkhold. What was even more compelling was how we heard the cries of Tommy and Billy, who had apparently been wiped away with the Hex in Westview. What does that mean moving forward? I don’t know, but I cannot wait to find out.

Other things:

  • Jimmy Woo and his “flourish” quote was epic as he picked the handcuffs that Hayward had him in.
  • I would have loved to have more with Darcy, but her final line was pure sass.
  • Before people complain… I do not need to know what happened to the Beekeeper.
  • Agatha surviving is great and I love the “prison” that Wanda found for her.
  • It was cool to see the whole family (Vision, Wanda, Billy, Tommy) in an Avengers/Incredibles pose and fighting together.
  • The scene where white Vision was going to crush Wanda’s head was intense.
  • Two super hero landings in one episode!
  • Jimmy Woo and his bluff!
  • Sorcerer Supreme name drop
  • The townspeople turning on Wanda when they were awake was painful.
  • The Scarlet Witch “crown”… whoa

Now that WandaVision is over, I am not sure what I am going to do. I totally loved this series and I literally planned my week until I was able to see the next episode of WandaVision. I have been a huge MCU fan, but this show took it to new heights. Elizabeth Olson, Paul Bettany and Kathryn Hahn deserve so much credit and all of the awards for their pitch perfect performances. The new Scarlet Witch outfit is beautifully designed. The show gripped my emotions and made me feel for these characters more than I had ever done before. This has been an epic eight week adventure that I am so grateful that I got a chance to see.

Okay Disney +… bring on The Falcon and Winter Soldier.

Coming 2 America

Dropping a night early on Amazon Prime, Coming 2 America was trying to do something that is really difficult to do: be a good sequel to a comedy movie 30 years later. There are way more sequels that were terrible (Zoolander 2, Dumb and Dumber 2, Anchorman 2 etc) than those that are good. Coming 2 America had a huge hurdle to get over to avoid falling into the same club.

Sadly, it could not do it.

I was disappointed with Coming 2 America. I had been excited for this project and was anticipating watching this movie. When it dropped early, it was so unexpected that it felt special, and, while I would not put it in the same category as some of those other sequels I mentioned, this was nowhere near what I had hoped it would be.

Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy) is still in Zamunda with his princess Lisa (Shari Headley) and his three daughter. As Akeem’s father King Jaffe Joffer (James Earl Jones) is on his deathbed, a neighboring despot General Izzi (Wesley Snipes) is looking to grab some power, either by marrying off his son to one of the daughters of Akeem or by something more violent.

Trying to look strong, Akeem discovered that he had a bastard son Lavelle (Jermaine Fowler) when he went to America to “sow his royal oats.” Apparently, Lavelle’s mother Mary (Leslie Jones) had been a set up by Semmi (Arsenio Hall) and she wound up drugging Akeem and having sex with him. She wound up pregnant, and Akeem did not know it had happened.

Ignoring that date rape part, Akeem came back to Queens to find his illegitimate son, which he does easily, thanks to the same old barbers that were there thirty years ago (without changing one bit). He brings Lavelle back to Zamunda to attempt and make him into a prince which includes a pre-arranged marriage.

One of the biggest problems with this movie is that it plays on the nostalgia of the original Coming to America so hard that large sections of the movie feels like a repeat of what we saw before. They even replay several scenes from the first movie in the sequel. Why do we need to see the same bits over again in 2021?

There are some strong parts to the film as well. It is not a total failure. Westley Snipes is tremendous as General Izzi, continuing his revitalized career with such interesting choices. Snipes was surprisingly funnier than many of the comedians in the movie. Jermaine Fowler developed Lavelle into a decent character, though he started out as an obnoxious kid. There were some definitely funny moments as well. My favorite scene may have been Akeem and Cleo (John Amos) having a heart to heart talk in the back of the Zamunda version of McDowells.

Unfortunately, parts of this did not work either. Lavelle’s “true love” story with the royal hair dressed felt forced and unrealistic. There was not enough scenes between the two of them to really find the investment in their relationship. There were too many characters who were there to just scream. Not only was there Murphy, Arsenio, Leslie Jones, but also there was Tracy Morgan. Historically, I have not been a fan of that style of comedy.

There were a ton of cameos here too including Morgan Freeman, Salt-N-Pepa, En Vogue, Colin Jost, Gladys Knight, Dikembe Mutombo, and Louie Anderson. These were fun and kept you on your toes while watching.

It is just such a Xerox copy of so much of Coming to America, with just a few little tweaks, that it did not feel new or original. In fact, I found a good chunk of the movie to be boring because I knew what was going to happen. I like al these actors, but there just felt as if there was to much. This version did not take its time like the original and it did not have the same amount of heart or innocence.

I had seen a trailer and it made me nervous because I did not find it funny. Sadly, for me, the trailer did display the movie as I saw it. While I did not hate this, I was absolutely disappointed.

2.75 stars

The Mauritanian

Based on the novel Guantánamo Diary, The Mauritanian tells a tragic and painful story about a man in Guantánamo under suspicion that he was involved as the organizer of the 9/11 Attacks.

I had not heard anything about this movie until I was watching Collider’s FYI with Scott Mantz, Perri Nemiroff and Jeff Sneider and they were talking about award nominations and they came across a nomination for Jodie Foster. None of them were familiar with the movie, The Mauritanian, which intrigued me.

When this came across the streaming services, I had learned that it was a thriller and had some court elements to it, both of which appealed to me. I rented it.

It was a difficult watch at times, but the performances were outstanding and the story was one that struck at the heart of the United States and the policies of torture that engulfed the foreign policy of our country from the days following the fall of the Twin Towers. It was ugly. It was difficult to wrap my mind around it.

In this true story, Tahar Rahim played Mohamedou Ould Slahi, the man who was captured and held in prison for years because of a apparent connection between him and Osama Bin Laden. Defense attorney Nancy Hollander (Jodie Foster) and her associate Teri Duncan (Shailene Woodley) wound up on his case, despite not being sure, at first, that he was innocent.

Rahim, in particular, delivers a knockout performance and dominates his screen presence./ He creates such a character that an audience could root for. The building relationship between Rahim and Nancy Hollander is another strong point of the movie.

Benedict Cumberbatch is Stuart Couch, the military man who was supposed to prosecute the case against Rahim. His American accent was a little iffy.

The Mauritanian was a tough watch and had one of the best go-to-black moments at the end of the movie ever. Great performances and a heartbreaking story carries this film. There may be other films more powerful, but that takes nothing away from this.

3.8 stars

EYG Top 10 Original Villains in Film

It has been awhile since I have been able to do one of these lists, one because of time and two because of lists. For example, last week was Top 10 MCU films and I have done that recently so there is no reason to do that one.

This week’s Top 10 show with John and Matt was a fascinating one. It was from one of their listeners. It was the Top 10 Original Villains in Film. This includes villains who are strictly created for a certain movie, without any “based on” included. Villains from all of the comic book movies are out. Villains such as Die Hard’s Hans Gruber and Silence of the Lambs’ Hannibal Lecter are originally in novels. No historical figures. They are all out.

My list came out considerably different than the list compiled by John or Matt, though we do share some in common (including the biggest no duh place on the list).

#10. Ivan Drago (Rocky IV). The massive Russian boxer who killed Apollo Creed in the ring and battered Rocky to a pulp falls in at number ten. “If he dies, he dies.”

Creed 2 Debuts a New and Damaged Ivan Drago | Running Lip

#9. John Kreese (The Karate Kid). Sensei of Cobra Kai, John Kreese was the driving force behind the rivalry with Daniel and Mr. Miyagi. Admittedly, his profile may have been elevated by the TV show Cobra Kai, but he provided a great foil for the heroes. “Sweep the leg!”

John Kreese | hobbyDB

#8. Little Bill (Unforgiven). What a great performance from Gene Hackman in the Clint Eastwood deconstructionist Western. Little Bill felt as if he were the only one who mattered, but things turned on him. He did some terrible deeds before he received his just rewards, and it was fantastic.

Spotlight On: Gene Hackman as Little Bill Daggett in 'Unforgiven' – That  Moment In

#7. Scar (The Lion King). Though this could be based on Hamlet, I am counting on it because many movies have ties to Shakespeare. Scar and his slimy attitude made him one of the best Disney villains. He let his brother fall to his death and took over his throne. He let the jungle fall into disarray. He was a villain through and through.

Wait, Mufasa and Scar weren't brothers in The Lion King? - Metro US

#6. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice). Michael Keaton gave us one of the most original creations as the ghost that comes when you say his name three times. As the antagonist of the film, Beetlejuice was both slimy and remarkably funny.

FilmScene - BEETLEJUICE

#5. Syndrome (The Incredibles). A great villain, many times, comes from the hero and that is the case for Syndrome. When Mr. Incredible cast away the young boy and his hoer worship (for good reasons, by the way), he set in motion the origin of Syndrome. “When everyone is super…. no one will be.”

Every Pixar Movie Villain Ranked Worst To Best

#4. Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (The Fifth Element). Gary Oldman dives into the character once again with this sensational villain. He sells weapons such as the ZF-1 and its myriad of attacks. He tries to sell out the earth to Mr. Shadow, the planet sized creature coming to destroy earth. “This case is empty. …”

Zorg Presents the ZF1 - The Fifth Element (4/8) Movie CLIP (1997) HD -  YouTube

#3. John Doe (Seven). I came around on Seven within the last couple of years. I did not like the movie when I saw it in the theaters, but my second viewing made me appreciate it more. It is sad that Kevin Spacey is such a jerk.

Seven Ending: What Is And Could Have Been In The Box - CINEMABLEND

#2. Lotso Hugginbear (Toy Story 3). I just loved Lotso. I think he is top of the line Disney villain. I could always understand his motivation, his hurt. And when it looked like he was about to turn and help the toys, and then he didn’t, he cemented himself. I thought it was a retribution story. It wasn’t. He sent the toys to be burned alive. “She replaced us. Come on.”

Year of the Villain: Lotso | Toy story meme, Toy story 3, Disney villains

#1. Darth Vader (Star Wars). And here is the big “NO DUH” place on the list. Darth Vader is one of the most iconic characters in all of movies, hero or villain. He is clearly number one on this list. Vader is such a bad ass villain too. “Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. No Luke, I am your father.”

Darth Vader | StarWars.com

Honorable Mentions: Just a few extra names to include. I did not want to include two characters from Karate Kid, so I left off Johnny Lawrence. Agent Smith of The Matrix did not reach the top 10. He was never a personal fav. The Terminator was an unstoppable killer and Arnold was frightening. Biff Tannen from Back to the Future almost made the list. He almost pushed Ivan Drago of the list.

Golden Globe Winners

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

THE FATHER (Trademark Films; Sony Pictures Classics)

MANK (Netflix; Netflix)

NOMADLAND  (Highwayman / Hear/Say / Cor Cordium; Searchlight Pictures)

PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN (LuckyChap Entertainment / FilmNation Entertainment; Focus Features)

THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7 (Marc Platt Productions / Dreamworks Pictures; Netflix)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

VIOLA DAVIS    MA RAINEY’S BLACK BOTTOM

ANDRA DAY    THE UNITED STATES VS. BILLIE HOLIDAY

VANESSA KIRBY    PIECES OF A WOMAN

FRANCES MCDORMAND    NOMADLAND

CAREY MULLIGAN    PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

RIZ AHMED    SOUND OF METAL

CHADWICK BOSEMAN    MA RAINEY’S BLACK BOTTOM

ANTHONY HOPKINS    THE FATHER

GARY OLDMAN    MANK

TAHAR RAHIM    THE MAURITANIAN

BEST MOTION PICTURE – MUSICAL OR COMEDY

BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM (Four By Two Films; Amazon Studios)

HAMILTON (Walt Disney Pictures / RadicalMedia / 5000 Broadway Productions / NEVIS Productions / Old 320 Sycamore Pictures; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures)

MUSIC (Pineapple Lasagne Productions / Landay Entertainment; Vertical Entertainment / IMAX)

PALM SPRINGS (Party Over Here / Limelight Productions; NEON / Hulu)

THE PROM (Netflix / Dramatic Forces / Storykey Entertainment; Netflix)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – MUSICAL OR COMEDY

MARIA BAKALOVA    BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM

KATE HUDSON    MUSIC

MICHELLE PFEIFFER    FRENCH EXIT

ROSAMUND PIKE    I CARE A LOT

ANYA TAYLOR-JOY    EMMA.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – MUSICAL OR COMEDY

SACHA BARON COHEN    BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM

JAMES CORDEN    THE PROM

LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA    HAMILTON

DEV PATEL    THE PERSONAL HISTORY OF DAVID COPPERFIELD

ANDY SAMBERG    PALM SPRINGS

BEST MOTION PICTURE – ANIMATED

THE CROODS: A NEW AGE (DreamWorks Animation; Universal Pictures)

ONWARD (Walt Disney Pictures / Pixar Animation Studios; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures)

OVER THE MOON (Netflix / Pearl Studio / Glen Keane Productions; Netflix)

SOUL (Walt Disney Pictures / Pixar Animation Studios; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures)

WOLFWALKERS (Cartoon Saloon / Melusine; Apple / GKIDS)

BEST MOTION PICTURE – FOREIGN LANGUAGE

ANOTHER ROUND (DENMARK) (Zentropa Entertainments; Samuel Goldwyn Films)

LA LLORONA (GUATEMALA / FRANCE) (La Casa de Producción / Les Films du Volcan; Shudder)

THE LIFE AHEAD (ITALY) (Palomar; Netflix)

MINARI (USA) (Plan B; A24)

TWO OF US (FRANCE / USA) (Paprika Films; Magnolia Pictures)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN ANY MOTION PICTURE

GLENN CLOSE    HILLBILLY ELEGY

OLIVIA COLMAN    THE FATHER

JODIE FOSTER    THE MAURITANIAN

AMANDA SEYFRIED    MANK

HELENA ZENGEL    NEWS OF THE WORLD

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN ANY MOTION PICTURE

SACHA BARON COHEN    THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7

DANIEL KALUUYA    JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH

JARED LETO    THE LITTLE THINGS

BILL MURRAY    ON THE ROCKS

LESLIE ODOM JR.    ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI…

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

EMERALD FENNELL    PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN

DAVID FINCHER    MANK

REGINA KING    ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI…

AARON SORKIN    THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7

CHLOÉ ZHAO    NOMADLAND

BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

EMERALD FENNELL    PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN

JACK FINCHER    MANK

AARON SORKIN    THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7

FLORIAN ZELLER, CHRISTOPHER HAMPTON    THE FATHER

CHLOÉ ZHAO    NOMADLAND

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE

ALEXANDRE DESPLAT    THE MIDNIGHT SKY

LUDWIG GÖRANSSON    TENET

JAMES NEWTON HOWARD    NEWS OF THE WORLD

TRENT REZNOR, ATTICUS ROSS    MANK

TRENT REZNOR, ATTICUS ROSS, JON BATISTE    SOUL

BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE

“FIGHT FOR YOU” — JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH
Music by:    H.E.R., Dernst Emile II
Lyrics by:    H.E.R., Tiara Thomas

“HEAR MY VOICE” — THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7
Music by:    Daniel Pemberton
Lyrics by:    Daniel Pemberton, Celeste Waite

“IO SÌ (SEEN)” — THE LIFE AHEAD
Music by:    Diane Warren
Lyrics by:    Diane Warren, Laura Pausini, Niccolò Agliardi

“SPEAK NOW” — ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI…
Music by:    Leslie Odom Jr, Sam Ashworth
Lyrics by:    Leslie Odom Jr, Sam Ashworth

“TIGRESS & TWEED” — THE UNITED STATES VS. BILLIE HOLIDAY
Music by:    Andra Day, Raphael Saadiq
Lyrics by:    Andra Day, Raphael Saadiq

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

THE CROWN – NETFLIX (Left Bank Pictures / Sony Pictures Television)

LOVECRAFT COUNTRY – HBO (HBO / Afemme / Monkeypaw / Bad Robot / Warner Bros. Television)

THE MANDALORIAN – DISNEY+ (Lucasfilm Ltd.)

OZARK – NETFLIX (MRC Television)

RATCHED – NETFLIX (Fox21 Television Studios)   

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

OLIVIA COLMAN    THE CROWN

JODIE COMER    KILLING EVE

EMMA CORRIN    THE CROWN

LAURA LINNEY    OZARK

SARAH PAULSON    RATCHED

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

JASON BATEMAN    OZARK

JOSH O’CONNOR    THE CROWN

BOB ODENKIRK    BETTER CALL SAUL

AL PACINO    HUNTERS

MATTHEW RHYS    PERRY MASON

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – MUSICAL OR COMEDY

EMILY IN PARIS – NETFLIX (Darren Star Productions / Jax Media / MTV Studios)

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT – HBO MAX (HBO Max / Berlanti Productions / Yes, Norman Productions / Warner Bros. Television)

THE GREAT – HULU (Hulu / Civic Center Media / MRC)

SCHITT’S CREEK – POP TV (Not A Real Company Productions / Canadian Broadcast Company / Pop TV)

TED LASSO – APPLE TV+ (Apple / Doozer Productions / Warner Bros. Television / Universal Television)   

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – MUSICAL OR COMEDY

LILY COLLINS    EMILY IN PARIS

KALEY CUOCO    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT

ELLE FANNING    THE GREAT

JANE LEVY    ZOEY’S EXTRAORDINARY PLAYLIST

CATHERINE O’HARA    SCHITT’S CREEK

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – MUSICAL OR COMEDY

DON CHEADLE    BLACK MONDAY

NICHOLAS HOULT    THE GREAT

EUGENE LEVY    SCHITT’S CREEK

JASON SUDEIKIS    TED LASSO

RAMY YOUSSEF    RAMY

BEST TELEVISION LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

NORMAL PEOPLE – HULU (Hulu / BBC / Element Pictures)

THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT – NETFLIX (Netflix)

SMALL AXE – AMAZON STUDIOS (BBC Studios Americas, Inc / Amazon Studios)

THE UNDOING – HBO (HBO / Made Up Stories / Blossom Films/David E. Kelley Productions)

UNORTHODOX – NETFLIX (Studio Airlift / RealFilm)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

CATE BLANCHETT    MRS. AMERICA

DAISY EDGAR-JONES    NORMAL PEOPLE

SHIRA HAAS    UNORTHODOX

NICOLE KIDMAN    THE UNDOING

ANYA TAYLOR-JOY    THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

BRYAN CRANSTON    YOUR HONOR

JEFF DANIELS    THE COMEY RULE

HUGH GRANT    THE UNDOING

ETHAN HAWKE    THE GOOD LORD BIRD

MARK RUFFALO    I KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SUPPORTING ROLE

GILLIAN ANDERSON    THE CROWN

HELENA BONHAM CARTER    THE CROWN

JULIA GARNER    OZARK

ANNIE MURPHY    SCHITT’S CREEK

CYNTHIA NIXON    RATCHED

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SUPPORTING ROLE

JOHN BOYEGA    SMALL AXE

BRENDAN GLEESON    THE COMEY RULE

DANIEL LEVY    SCHITT’S CREEK

JIM PARSONS    HOLLYWOOD

DONALD SUTHERLAND    THE UNDOING

Bigfoot Family

Found this new animated movie on Netflix last night and it found its way onto the list to watch this weekend. I have always been a big fan of bigfoot and this premise intrigued me. Unfortunately, the actual execution of the premise was lacking.

I did not know that this was a sequel to another animated movie from 2017 called Son of Bigfoot, and that might actually have helped the viewing of this film since much of the backstory with Bigfoot and his family felt crammed in to this. Understanding that it is more of a synopsis of a previous material helps.

Bigfoot (Alexis Victor) has decided to use his 15 minutes of fame to help protest against an oil company’s planned drilling of Alaskan land when he goes missing. His son Adam (Kylian Trouillard), his wife Shelly (Marie Chevalot), Wilbur the grizzly bear (Frederic Souterelle) and the raccoon Trapper (Sébastien Desjours) take off to help him.

This was a below average animated movie that might appeal to the children since there are some funny, cute talking animals involved. Wilbur had a couple of funny moments and I seen worse.

However, as an adult, even an adult who loves animation, this was not for me. The story was simple and stereotypical. The messages were over-the-top and obvious. The animation was fine and the voice work was okay. Nothing really stood out on either of those areas.

The villain was the head of the drilling company, Connor Mandrake (Pierre Tessier) pretended to be a friend of the environment but. in truth, was a typically boring oil executive. And he was not a smart one either as there were several moments where I thought to myself, “Why is he doing this?” or “Why didn’t he just ____?”

The film also overused the tiresome phrase of “fake news” which is a comment that has its own connotation to in this day and age. The use of it is meant as a joke, but it was anything but.

If you need a movie to put on for the kiddies, then you could do worse than Bigfoot Family. However, have something for you to do while its on.

2.6 stars