The War of the Realms #1

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The War of the Realms #1

“Chapter One: The Last Realm Standing”

Writer:  Jason Aaron

Artist:  Russell Dauterman

Cover Art:  Arthur Adams & Matthew Wilson

I have been wanting to read this all week since it is the major event of the Marvel Universe. The problem is that I have been pretty busy this week and I have been so far behind my Thor comics that I have been worried that I wouldn’t understand what was happening.  When I finally got to the issue, I did not have a problem understanding what was going on… but, unfortunately, it was underwhelming.

The war began as Malekith’s forces started the war on Midgard.  I’ve always liked Malekith, outside of the wasted use of him in the MCU in Thor: The Dark World,  and his forces are good.  I always love Spider-man and his annoying Freyja and the Asgardians was a nice touch.

The problem was that I just did not find myself too interested in what was happening.  Hopefully, this gets better because it is going to engulf the Marvel Comics for several months here.

I love Jason Aaron, but, honestly, there was some dialogue that was disappointing.  The art is pedestrian, especially the Spider-man parts.  The shocking twist with Loki at the end was unexpected.

Overall, I ended the first issue with a lot of doubt that this was going to come anywhere close to the great Avengers: No Road Home that is going on weekly right now.  I sure hope that this gets better.

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EYG Top 10 Movies Based on Graphic Novels

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Welcome back to the Top 10 list of the week.  There was a great podcast this morning with Matt and John and I was excited to get the list written.  Then I had a long day at work so it is much later than I intended it to be.

This week, in honor of this weekend’s return of Hellboy with David Harbour, the guys made their list of Top 10 Movies based on Graphic Novels. I was already ready to dismiss The Dark Knight because it was not based on a specific graphic novel and then I heard the idea come up during the podcast.  I had to laugh at that.

I am also ruling that Edge of Tomorrow is not on this list either as it was classified as a light novel, and it says, not to be confused with a graphic novel.  So I kept it off the list.

 

Image result for 300 movie#10.  300.  This was John’s number one, but I was never a massive fan of this movie. It was fine, but I would not put it above number 10.  This is one of the greatest violent battle films around but there needed to be a bit more for me.  There is no denying that the movie looks absolutely fabulous and beautiful.  One of Zack Snyder’s most visually appealing films.

 

Image result for hellboy#9.  Hellboy.  I just recently saw the first Hellboy and I enjoyed it for the most part.  There was good humor and I really liked the performance of Ron Perlman.  The touch of Guillermo del Toro is all over this movie.  I was not a fan of the first part of the movie but I really thought it picked up as the film carried on.  Hellboy’s wit was what carried the film.

 

Image result for Kick Ass#8.  Kick Ass.  I loved this movie and I did not expect that it was going to be that great.  Nicolas Cage brought every last bit of the cheesiness of Nic Cage to his role as Big Daddy.  And, of course, Hit Girl, played by Chloe Grace Moretz, stole every scene.  Aaron Taylor-Johnson was great as the titular hero who is sort of not really a hero.

 

Image result for from hell#7.  From Hell.  I have always loved Jack the Ripper… that may not have come out right.  I have always liked the mystery of Jack the Ripper and From Hell takes a specific look at the Jack the Ripper mythos.  Johnny Depp is Inspector Fred Abberline, a drunken and high detective determined to hunt down Jack.  The theory tossed out by From Hell is out there, but it actually has had some traction.  From Hell is of course what was listed on one of the letters that Jack reportedly sent to the police to taunt them about his murders.  Some believe that the From Hell letter is the only real letter.  I enjoyed this movie quite a bit.

 

Image result for scott pilgrim vs. the world#6.  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.  This movie should have been a massive hit, but, for some unknown reason, it just never found its audience.  Those who have seen it, love it, but the film did not find its wide audience.  There is a great cast with Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brie Larson, Chris Evans, Kieran Culkin, Anna Kendrick, Bill Hader, Brandon Routh, Jason Schwartzman, Aubrey Plaza among others.  Fun.

 

Image result for snowpiercer#5.  Snowpiercer.  Here is the second appearance of Chris Evans on this list as the sci-fi classic, Snowpiercer, makes it way onto the list.  Chris Evans really showed that he could be more of a star than just Steve Rogers.  The film was extremely high concept science fiction with the train that traveled continuously through the dangerous cold temperatures of the dystopian future.  I have only seen this once, but I really should revisit it since I know that this is the type of movie that you are going to see things that you missed the first time.

 

Image result for kingsman#4.  Kingsman: The Secret Service.  This was another surprise and I really found this movie to be fun.  The young Taron Egerton and Colin Firth have unbelievable chemistry as mentor -student.  And the church scene, with Lynyrd Skynryd’s Freebird playing behind it, is one of the greatest and most violent movie scenes of all time.  Fantastic.

 

Image result for Watchmen#3.  Watchmen.  Who watches the Watchmen?  Well, not as many as you thought.  I always enjoyed Watchmen and I did not understand the negative responses to the movie.  I had not read the classic Frank Miller graphic novel before seeing the movie and that might have kept me from finding the negatives others could see.  I loved Rorschach.  I loved Dr. Manhattan.  The film looked great.  I thought the story was awesome.

 

Image result for v for vendetta#2.  V for Vendetta.  Remember, remember the fifth of November.  The gunpowder treason and plot.  The film that created a new fascination with Guy Fawkes.  The introduction of V and his monologue is one of the great moments of the movie.  Of course, the creator of the graphic novel, the legendary Alan Moore, was not a fan of the movie and rallied against it.  Even still, I thought it was tremendous.

 

Image result for sin city marv in electric chair#1.  Sin City.  One of the best adaptation of a graphic novel to the screen, there are scenes taking exactly from the page of Frank Miller’s classic graphic novel.  The story is told in several parts with a fantastic cast that included Mickey Rourke as Marv, Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Clive Owen, Powers Boothe, Michael Clarke Duncan, Benicio del Toro, Elijah Wood etc.  Sin City is as stylish as any film you’ll see with great use of black and white and comic book-like coloring.  And a classic quote…”Is that the best you can do, you pansies?”

 

Honorable Mentions:  There were several others that I considered, but honestly, they were all fighting for that final spot.  The Mask was one that I thought about, with Jim Carrey.  Brandon Lee’s The Crow nearly sneaked on the list.  There was Wanted and Red which kind of blend together in my head (though Wanted is another Chris Evans movie).  As I said, I had placed Edge of Tomorrow down once, but decided to eliminate it on principal.  And John and Matt had cut out the animated films or else we could include The Dark Knight Returns Part One and Two, the adaptation of the classic mini series.  I had not seen Road to Perdition in a long time and is probably one that I want to see again as a re-watch.

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The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)

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I have been looking for this movie for awhile.  It is a notorious movie filmed as if it were a documentary, and claims to be based on a true story, but it embellishes some of the stories of the Fouke Monster, a hairy man-like creature that lives in the swamp area of Boggy Creek near Fouke, Arkansas.

Some believers think that the Fouke Monster is related to the Sasquatch, but the film draws some notable differences, such as the number of toes.  The Fouke Monster is also shown to be fairly violent and reactive, whereas Sasquatch is usually shown as shy and reclusive.

There are some real-life people from Fouke in the movie, as they dramatize the legends of the creature that floated around the area since the 1950’s.  The acting certainly showed that in the film, but the ambiance of the “documentary” kept it from feeling too bad.  I get a better feel of this movie than I did with Birdemic or Manos.

The film actually does a decent job of creating mood and a feel of dread as the film progressed.  Everything from the music to the bouncy camera work created an atmosphere that was surprisingly effective.  The movie was put together by the community to take advantage of the news of the Fouke Monster.

I can see why this movie has become a cult classic, because there is a homemade charm to it.  Yes, the lack of real actors or any sort of FX budget hurts the movie, but it does an admirable job of overcoming its weaknesses.

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The Best of Enemies

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Another movie based on a true story that features the strife between the races came out this weekend called The Best of Enemies, with Sam Rockwell, who seems to be making his career on playing racists, and Taraji P. Henson.

The story of C.P. Ellis (Sam Rockwell), the local president of the Klu Klux Klan, and Ann Atwater (Taraji P. Henson), local civil rights activist, come together in Durham, North Carolina to deal with the issue of school integration in 1971.

After a black school was burned in a fire, the question of where the black children would go to school caught the attention of Atwater and the NAACP.  A judge, unwilling to make a controversial decision, ordered the locals to go through a charrette, or a summit, led by African-American Bill Riddick (Babou Ceesay), where both sides of the issue would come together to voice their thoughts.

Both Sam Rockwell and Taraji P. Henson were excellent in their roles. They felt like real people and not just the Hollywood version of these characters.  The performances of the film were the strongest part.  Another shout out should go to Anne Heche, who played C.P. Ellis’s wife, Mary, who had some short, but important character moments.

The film was predictable, but that is not always a bad thing.  Here, since this is a true story, you can forgive the predictability of the film.

The biggest issue I had with the movie was that I did not quite buy the turn around by C.P.  He went from a man who hated the black people, going as far as to shoot up the house of a woman reportedly dating a black man, to a man who doesn’t hate black people.  While there are some of the plot points that are used that are meant to change C.P.’s mind, I just did not find them convincing.

The film seems interested in the Klansmen more than anything else.  It is clear that these Klansmen did not see themselves as the villains of this movie, and there is something interesting in seeing what is a “good” man in an organization that deals with hate, but that was not handled enough here to make it a theme.

I will say that the emotional wallop is not as powerful as it is played on screen, but there are some fine scenes with Henson and Rockwell.  I think that this would be more believable if we saw some questions in C.P.’s mind prior to duking it out with Atwater over integration. He just seemed too opposed to be swayed as he was.  Not too bad overall, but not a must see.

3.15 stars

Avengers: No Road Home #8 (of 10)

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Avengers: No Road Home #8 (of 10)

Writers:  Jim Zub, Mark Waid & Al Ewing

Artist:  Carlo Barberi

Cover Art:  Jesus Aburtov

The eighth issue of the weekly saga that focuses on a group of Avengers squaring off against Nyx, Goddess of Night came out this week and it continued its amazing run of epicness.  This week we get Hulk one on one with Nyx as the remainder of the Avengers start to reconnect.

Hulk, Hawkeye and Rocket find themselves facing off with Nyx, while Hercules, Voyager, Scarlet Witch, Spectrum, Conan and Vision battle against Oizys, Goddess of Misery in the Hyborian Age.

The key to this entire series is how expertly these Avengers blend together.  An unlikely crew, they work surprisingly well together.  And now it appears as if the two groups are finally reuniting.  However, the end of the issue set up an even worse situation for these Avengers to face.

There are only two more issues to go and the anticipation level continues to rise.  I hope that the final two issues can maintain the excellence of the first 8 issues, and I have no reason to believe that they will not.

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Marvel Team Up #1

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Marvel Team-Up #1

Writer:  Eve L. Ewing

Artist:  Joey Vazquez

Cover Art:  Felipe Sobreiro

I used to love Marvel Team-Up back in the 1980s.  I love Spider-man so seeing him team up with the greats (and some not so great) in the Marvel Universe was always epic.  So I was excited when I heard that Marvel Team-Up was coming back and that Spidey would team up with Ms. Marvel.  I love Kamala Khan and they make a fun pairing.

The story itself was well done, with some solid writing and the typical quick wit shown by these two characters.

However, there is a weird gimmick going on here.  The comic can be flipped upside down and read to the middle.  On way, we follow Peter Parker as he winds up facing off with the Jackal, and the other way, we see Kamala Khan’s day that leads up to when she meets up with everyone’s favorite web-head.

It feels very gimmicky.

My hope this is not a trend for this series, because I do not think they need to do this. They have Spidey and Ms. Marvel and that should be enough to carry a book.  I don’t know if they are going to switch characters as the series continues or if this is going to be another person (like Deadpool) that Spidey has to find reasons to team up with constantly.

I am looking forward to seeing the answers to those questions.

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Pet Sematary

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I went into Pet Sematary, the 2019 remake of the classic movie based on a Stephen King novel, ready to be scared.  Unfortunately, I came out to judgy.

Don’t get me wrong, Pet Sematary was very scary and intense of a film.  What I was judging was the people who were in the theater with me.  There were at least two families in this theater with kids that were under 10 (if not younger).  All I have heard is how scary this film was, so why are these “parents” bringing their young and impressionable children to see it?  Selfishness is all I can think of because the parents wanted to see the movie and so they brought their kids.  There is no little kid who sees the ads for Pet Sematary and think that this would be a great time at the cinema.

And I am not even talking about teenagers, some of which would not be bothered by this (though it was very tense), but these little kids will clearly be having nightmare about this film because it was filled with gruesome images and violent scenes surrounding death and darkness.

As an adult, I found the movie to be engaging and it certainly kept me on the edge of my seat, and I will recommend the movie to any ADULT who wants to see it.  Maybe even some teenagers, depending on their outlook.  But parents, for goodness sake, leave your little children at home.

Jeté Laurence plays Ellie, the daughter of a couple (Jason Clarke and Amy Seimetz) who are looking to get away from the fast-paced world of Boston and have moved into the country, to a house on the outskirts of a forest. Before too long, they notice weird things happening and discover a pet cemetery on their property.

Ellie meets neighbor Jud (John Lithgow) who has lived in this area his entire life and knows some of the magical characteristics of the land.  And when the beloved family cat gets killed, Jud leads Jason Clarke to a powerful place to bury the cat.

This is the biggest issue I have with the film was the reason Jud had Jason Clarke bury the cat there since he seemed to know that when the animals come back, they are not the same.  The same thing happened to his dog when he was younger.  The excuses he makes really do not play well and this is the biggest weakness of the story.

If you can get past that, the story is one of loss and pain and what grief can do to you, what steps it might make you take.  And, of course, if you mess with those forces that you cannot understand, things rarely go well.

That cat was very creepy throughout the entire movie.  So was Jeté Laurence, who has a remarkable performance as Ellie.  She is a big reason why this film works and why you believe the odd twists that happen in the third act.

While not as successful of a remake as It, Pet Sematary was creepy and moody, with some disturbing imagery that makes it worthwhile if you are a horror fan.  And very unsettling if you are under 10 (shame on you, parents).

4.1 stars

Major X #1

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Major X #1

Writer & Artist:  Rob Liefeld

Cover Art:  Rob Liefeld & Romulo Fajardo Jr.

Now that Marvel Studios have the cinematic rights back to the X-Men, maybe we will see more new X-men characters created.  Rumors swirled that Marvel Comics had put the kibosh on any new characters who would be mutants because if they made a new mutant character, the rights would go to FOX.  Hence, all of the Inhumans that we got for several years.  Now, with the term mutant happily back under the umbrella of Marvel Studios, we can have new X-characters.

So they decided to start with this guy?

Major X, the new character created by Rob Liefeld, has his own book and it was not good.  The writing was so childish and downright weak.  The dialogue was immature and it felt as if it had been written by some of my 7th grade students.

The story dropped the new character into a time in the X-history, seemingly, when Cable was alive and the X-Force team was just forming.  Deadpool did not know people either.  Of course, the book never lets us into that timing, never telling us when this was happening.

The story, as it was, was basically Major X coming back in time to find Cable, I guess, and something something.  It was all just an excuse to have these heroes fight one another. In fact, I am literally looking at two pages of the comic where seven of the 11 panels are Cable, Deadpool, Wolverine or the new future Beast they were calling M’Koy, punching the others with a punch.  Terrible.

Then, Rob Liefeld made his name with his art during the hey days of the 1990s, but this art in Major X #1 is anything but good.  It looks like a considerably less talented artist trying to copy Liefeld’s work.  The fact that it is Liefeld is not a good sign.

I have been moving away from X-Men books over the last several years and this issue certainly will not stop that trend.  I have no intention of adding this to my pull list, even with the obviously cliched answer of who Major X really is.  No Spoilers, but it could not be more cliched.

Not a book I would recommend unless you want to sit down and riff it.

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Gloria Bell

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Gloria, you’re always on the run now.
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow.
I think you’ve got to slow down, before you start to blow it.
I think you’re headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it

-Laura Branigan, Gloria

Julianne Moore stars as the energetic titular character Gloria Bell who seems to have a ton of problems dropped in her life. Still, she finds the will to dance.

The film was a decent movie, but I have to say I did have some issues.  First of all, and probably most of all, there really is not a story here. Gloria Bell is more like a series of events that happen to this woman loosely strung together.  And when I say loosely, I mean some without any transition at all.  There were some times when switching scenes felt very jarring and took me out of the movie.

Having said that, this film is based on the strength of Julianne Moore’s performance and she brings it here.  Julianne Moore is absolutely the reason to see this movie as she brings so much energy and heart into this character and you empathize with her at every turn.

Gloria’s relationship with John Turturro was fascinating as well.  At first, you think that this guy is the perfect fir for the free-spirited Gloria, but as the film goes on, his warts begin to show.  I was rooting for them right up until the final end.

The music was great.  Seeing Gloria singing these sappy love songs as she drives her car was a funny way to move between scenes.  Music obviously plays a big role in her life and the soundtrack is filled with some epic disco and pop music.

Brad Garrett makes a funny appearance as Gloria’s ex-husband, but his part is fairly small.  He is strong though for each time he is on screen.

In the end, this was an enjoyable film mainly because of Julianne Moore and her free wheeling performance.  I would have liked more story though and to have the events of the film fit together more than just something happening to Gloria.

 

 

Hotel Mumbai

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This one will stick with me for a while.

The story of the true life attack on the famous Taj Hotel in Mumbai, India from 2008, Hotel Mumbai spares no level of violence or terror in its attempt to show the story of the evil being wrought by the terrorists and the heroism of the staff of the hotel among others.

The day is like many others for hotel worker Arjen (Dev Patel), except he is running late for work.  Delivering his child into his pregnant wife’s arms took long than expected, and so he was in a rush.  So much so that he does not realize that he had dropped his work shoes, a problem that nearly got him sent home from work by head chef Oberoi (Anupam Kher).  Arjen talked his way out of being sent home.  Little did he know what was about to happen.

American David (Armie Hammer) and his Muslim wife Zahra (Nazanin Boniadi) arrive with their newborn baby and the nanny Sally (Tilda Cobhan-Hervey) for a visit at the Raj Hotel.

None of the guests or the staff knew that a small group of radical Muslim terrorists were preparing to strike across multiple targets around Mumbai, including the Taj.

This was very difficult to watch, because it was so realistic and so violent.  The brutality these men committed with little to no empathy was wrecking.  Without any previous knowledge of the event, I was grabbing onto certain characters that I wanted to survive the siege and the connection was tense.  I was on the edge of my seat the entire time with stress over what was happening.

Dev Patel was amazing.  I was not a huge fan of his in the film Lion, though everyone else seemed to love him there.  However, this was just unbelievable.  The heroism that this man showed int he face of such horrendous odds was inspiring.  My favorite scene of all of the film was when he approached a woman in the survivors who had expressed concerns over Arjen’s beard and head covering.  Instead of approaching the ignorance of the woman with anger and frustration, he came over to her, showed her pictures of his family and spoke kindly and straightforward to her.  After which he still offered to remove the head covering and beard if it would make her more comfortable.  She told him he did not have to and that she was just afraid.  This really showed how ignorance can be overcome with kindness and honesty.  It was a quiet scene in a very bombastic movie but it stood out more than any of the violence.

Armie Hammer was also great in this film.  We kept waiting for the tall, blonde American to step up and become that action hero that we are used to in the movies, and when that did not happen, I was not sure how to feel.  The tragic nature of the film really hit hard when Armie’s fate was revealed.  In fact, I kept looking for the big action hero to step up and do something and when it did not come, it challenged my idea of what the film would be.

Perhaps the terrorists were a bit underdeveloped here though the film did try to provide us with some motivation for them.  In particular, Imran (Amandeep Singh) was shown with a tad more depth than his co-terrorists.  I will admit, though, the attempt to humanize Imran and show why he was involved and to show how deep his religious beliefs were held did not work to keep me from wanting that guy to pay for his involvement.  I found his fate to be very satisfying.

There was such an intensity with this film that I was physically uncomfortable watching it and I desperately hoped for a positive result.  Though it may not have been a completely happy ending, Hotel Mumbai was a devastating film to watch.

4.75 stars

Dumbo (2019)

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While there were sections of the new live-action Dumbo movie that were good, I have to say that it felt as if something was missing. I am not sure that the variable that is missing is anything intangible or if it is just lacking some magic.

Tim Burton directed the new take on the flying elephant and you can see those Burton-esque moments (especially in the second half of the film), but I have been having a difficult time putting my finger on why this movie just did not grab me the way I was hoping it would.

In the updated story, soldier Holt Farrier (Colin Farrell) returned from war with a missing arm to find his two children Milly (Nico Parker) and Joe (Finley Hobbins) who had just recently lost their mother to an influenza outbreak.  Circus folk, Holt was sad to see that the owner of the Medici Brothers Circus, Max (Danny DeVito) had sold the horses Holt used in his act to keep the doors of the circus open.  Holt was given the role of elephant wrangler, which included the soon-to-be-born baby.

When the baby was born and had gigantic ears, Max was angry and tried to make the best of the situation.  Milly and Joe took to the elephant quickly and discovered that the large ears gave the elephant a certain advantage… an advantage of flight.

When the elephant first started to fly, dubbed Dumbo, Max made a deal with entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton) to partner with him in a new deal…a theme park called Wonderland, with Dumbo the flying elephant as the main attraction.  Soon, though, it is revealed that Vandevere does not have the best interest of the circus performers at heart.

I had heard the rumors before, but I could not believe it was the case, but, after seeing this, Dumbo is absolutely the story of Disney taking over 20th Century Fox and Michael Keaton and Disney is portrayed as the villain in the piece.  How subversive that is of Disney to put out a film that can be interpreted as painting them symbolically as the ruthless corporation that wants what it wants and discards the rest.  Dumbo represents the Fox intellectual properties here such as the X-Men, the Alien franchise, the Fantastic Four etc.  It was a weird feeling with this thinly veiled allegory happening.

The whole Wonderland = Disneyland narrative was the second half of the film, but I was having issues with the first part as well.  A lot of what happens in the first part of the story felt forced and did not make much sense.  The inclusion of a character named Rufus Sorghum (Phil Zimmerman) is part of the problem.  This character was so one note and villainous that I just could not believe it was a real person.  The character, which plays a big part in the original inciting incident, is just too much of a cartoon villain.  He may as well have been twirling his mustache.  So much of the initial set up was tough to accept and that made the whole movie a challenge.

I cannot believe I am going to write this, but I was so disappointed with the character played by Michael Keaton.  This character was so over the top that he was also hard to believe in.  Normally Michael Keaton is great in whatever he did, but this performance just seemed to stick out like a sore thumb and it was not good.

The rest of the cast was fine.  I’ve heard some negative comments about the kids’ performances, but I thought they were fine.  They did not have to carry the film and what they did was competent.  Colin Farrell was decent too.  I liked Eva Green’s performance as Colette and I thought she dominated every scene she was in.  While I did enjoy Green’s performance, I could have used some more interactions between Farrell and his kids over the loss of his wife/their mother.  Farrell seemed to be moving along fairly quickly.  There was one little scene near the end and I would have liked to examine that more.

Danny DeVito was the best of the live actors in this movie.  He was tremendous throughout as Max Medici.  DeVito was the best part of the first half of the movie and the most consistent part of the second.

The CGI of the film was great and Dumbo looked fantastic.  The flying scenes were all just wondrous and came the closest to capturing the emotion and the magic that you would expect from a Disney movie like this.  The first time we see Dumbo fly may be the best few minutes of the movie.

Unfortunately, most of the rest of the film fell pretty flat for me and failed to build on these amazing visuals of the movie.  There are scenes that were great in this film, but there just was not enough of them to make me feel the power that I thought it should have been.

2.8 stars

Avengers: No Road Home #7 (of 10)

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Avengers: No Road Home #7 (of 10)

Writer:  Jim Zub, Mark Waid & Al Ewing

Artist:  Paco Medina

Cover Art: Yasmine Putri

Each week, Avengers: No Road Home just keeps getting better and better.  This issue was so good that I flew through the book.  This week, we had the point of view, heavily, of Monica Rambeau, Spectrum.  And her thoughts and concerns as the team reunited with Scarlet Witch (and Conan, by the way) to battle Nyx and try to keep her away from the shard that she had been searching for. This was the main thrust of the issue and it was completely exciting.

We only get a few pages of Hulk, Hawkeye and Rocket, and yet, it is clear that they are setting up something big with these three.  I can’t wait to see where they go with this.

Again, the reason Avengers: No Road Home is so great is that they are focusing on characters.  Even in a major battle between the Avengers and Nyx, they focus in on Monica and her doubts, and Wanda and her perceived weaknesses.  Even Conan is reacting because of grief and loss.  It is so well developed that it is a tremendously fun read.

What could be next?  We’ll see next week!

Awesomeness

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Detective Comics #1000

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Cover Art: Jock, 2000s Variant cover

“Batman’s Longest Case”

Writer: Scott Snyder

Artist: Greg Capullo

“Manufacture For Use”

Writer: Kevin Smith

Artist:  Jim Lee

“The Legend of Knute Brody”

Writer:  Paul Dini

Artist:  Dustin Nguyen

“The Batman’s Design”

Writer:  Warren Ellis

Artist:  Beck Cloonan

“Return to Crime Alley”

Writer: Denny O’Neil

Artist: Steve Epting

“Heretic”

Writer:  Christopher Priest

Artist:  Neal Adams

“I Know”

Writer: Brian Michael Bendis

Artist:  Alex Maleev

“The Last Crime in Gotham”

Writer:  Geoff Johns

Artist:  Kelley Jones

“The Precedent”

Writer:  James Tynion IV

Artist:  Alvaro Martinez-Bueno

“Batman’s Greatest Case”

Writer: Tom King

Artist:  Tony S. Daniel & Joelle Jones

“Medieval”

Writer:  Peter J. Tomasi

Artist:  Doug Mahnke

Okay, I have  a lot of things to say about this.

First of all… yes, I know I rarely review a DC book.  I did the one Superman book, as the only other one, but this is Detective Comics#1000. That is quite an accomplishment.

I was not going to purchase this comic.  I heard the fact that DC was releasing like 5 million variant covers (okay, that might be a bit of hyperbole, but they were having a ton of variant covers for this issue) and I would be lying if I didn’t say that I was intrigued.  However, I did not have my comic shop pull the issue for me.  I resisted.

I was going to my shop on Thursday, a day after the book came out.  I had seen a posting on Facebook of the ten variant covers that the shop had, but I thought that they may be sold out before I came.  That would have been fine with me.  As I was on the way to Comic World, I told myself that if they still had a copy of Detective Comics #1000, I would consider buying it.

They had like 5.

I chose the cover that I liked the best of the remaining issues, and I figured, if nothing else, this would make a good review.  And I have always liked Batman, despite not reading any of his books currently.  I have always enjoyed the DC characters, but prefer the stories told at Marvel.

Then I found out that the book was actually a bunch of short stories instead of one main one.  I have never liked that as an anniversary issue.  It always feels like it is packed together.  And Detectives Comics #1000 felt just like that.  I thought that a lot of these stories felt rushed and relied too much on the twist because of it.  I would even go as far as to say that I disliked a bunch of these Batman stories.

For example, I really disliked “Return to Crime Alley.”  What was the purpose of that?  This one felt so very judgmental.  “Medievel” felt like an excuse to show some full page art.  The art was great, mind you, but there was not much to the story.  It did seem to set up for future Detective Comics issues, so maybe there is that, but I do not intend on buying any more post 1000.  “The Legend of Knute Brody” seemed out of character for everyone involved and did not fit with the tone of most of this book.  “The Last Crime in Gotham” was my least favorite one here.

However, there were some strengths as well.  Brian Michael Bendis’ “I Know” with an aged Penguin was a cool story even though I am typically not a fan of future stories.  “The Precedent” filled in an important scene in the history between Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson.  “Batman’s Longest Case” was odd, but had some cool guest stars.  “Batman’s Greatest Case” was a little confusing, but it brought all of the Batman family together, which was nice for the occasion.

And easily the best story was Kevin Smith’s story, “Manufacture for Use.”  This was short and quick, but it also had heart and worked as a short story.  Where as many of these stories felt rushed, this was just the right amount of pages and featured an important piece of Bat-history.  Kevin Smith certainly understands the character of Batman and he provided the best emotional punch to the book.  He also had Jim Lee providing some beautiful art.

If you are a Batman fan, you’ll probably get more out of this than I did.  The Kevin Smith story is worth it alone.  Though I do not know if this book is worth all the money that someone would have to spend to collect all of the variant covers, I am glad that I bought the book.

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