Razzies 2020

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Nominees…

WORST PICTURE
Cats
The Fanatic
The Haunting of Sharon Tate
A Madea Family Funeral
Rambo: Last Blood

WORST ACTOR
James Franco / Zeroville
David Harbour / Hellboy
Matthew McConaughey / Serenity
Sylvester Stallone / Rambo: Last Blood
John Travolta / The Fanatic & Trading Paint

WORST ACTRESS
Hilary Duff / The Haunting of Sharon Tate
Anne Hathaway / The Hustle & Serenity
Francesca Hayward / Cats
Tyler Perry / (As Medea) A Madea Family Funeral
Rebel Wilson / The Hustle

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessica Chastain / Dark Phoenix
Cassi Davis / A Madea Family Funeral
Judi Dench / Cats
Fenessa Pineda / Rambo: First Blood
Rebel Wilson / Cats

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
James Corden / Cats
Tyler Perry / A Madea Family Funeral (as “Joe”)
Tyler Perry / A Madea Family Funeral (as “Uncle Heathrow”)
Seth Rogan / Zeroville
Bruce Willis / Glass

WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any Two Half-Feline/Half-Human Hairballs / Cats
Jason Derulo & His CGI-Neutered “Bulge” / Cats
Tyler Perry & Tyler Perry (or Tyler Perry) / A Madea Family Funeral
Sylvester Stallone & His Impotent Rage / Rambo: Last Blood
John Travolta & Any Screenplay He Accepts

WORST DIRECTOR
Fred Durst / The Fanatic
James Franco / Zeroville
Adrian Grunberg / Rambo: Last Blood
Tom Hooper / Cats
Neil Marshall / Hellboy

WORST SCREENPLAY
Cats / Screenplay by Lee Hall and Tom Hooper
The Haunting of Sharon Tate / Written by Danial Farrands
Hellboy / Screenplay by Andrew Cosby
A Madea Family Funeral / Written by Tyler Perry
Rambo: Last Blood / Screenplay by Matthew Cirulnick and Sylvester Stallone

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Dark Phoenix
Godzilla, King of the Monsters
Hellboy 
A Madea Family Funeral
Rambo: Last Blood

WORST RECKLESS DISREGARD for HUMAN LIFE and PUBLIC PROPERTY
(New Category for 2019)
Dragged Across Concrete
The Haunting of Sharon Tate
Hellboy 
Joker
Rambo: Last Blood

RAZZIE REDEEMER AWARD
Eddie Murphy / Dolemite Is My Name
Keanu Reeves / John Wick 3 & Toy Story 4
Adam Sandler / Uncut Gems
Jennifer Lopez / Hustlers
Will Smith / Aladdin

EYG Oscar Predictions

 

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Hey everyone.  Oscars are tomorrow night and I am going to make my official predictions.  I usually do not do very well on these so well see how it goes.  However, I do think there are several of these awards that are easy to predict this year.  I will give my “Will Win” and “Should win” picks for each category.

BEST PICTURE

“Ford v Ferrari”
“The Irishman”
“Jojo Rabbit”
“Joker”
“Little Women”
“Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood”
“Marriage Story”
“Parasite”
“1917”
Will Win:  “1917”
Should Win: “1917”
I can see Parasite pulling a shocker here, but I believe this 1917’s award to lose.  My personal favorite film here is Jojo Rabbit, but that film does not have a chance.

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Kathy Bates, “Richard Jewell”
Laura Dern, “Marriage Story”
Scarlett Johansson, “Jojo Rabbit”
Florence Pugh, “Little Women”
Margot Robbie, “Bombshell”
Will Win:  Laura Dern
Should Win:  Scarlett Johansson
Laura Dern has been winning everything leading up to the Oscars and she is fantastic in Marriage Story, but I think Scarlett Johansson is above amazing in Jojo Rabbit.  She is the heart of that film and deserves this award.  She ain’t getting it though. 

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Tom Hanks, “A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood”
Anthony Hopkins, “The Two Popes”
Al Pacino, “The Irishman”
Joe Pesci, “The Irishman”
Brad Pitt, “Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood”
Will Win:  Brad Pitt
Should Win:  Robert Downey Jr.
Brad Pitt is another near lock as he has won this everywhere.  He is very good in Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood even though I did not love that film.  Downey Jr. was not nominated, but he deserved better for his role of Tony Stark.

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

South Korea, “Parasite”
Spain, “Pain and Glory”
France, “Les Misérables”
North Macedonia, “Honeyland”
Poland, “Corpus Christi”
Will Win: “Parasite”
Should Win: “Parasite.”
No brainer.   Parasite wins this going away.  It may win Best Picture.  It is not losing this one.  

DOCUMENTARY (SHORT)

“In the Absence”
“Learning to Skateboard in a Warzone (If You’re a Girl)”
“Life Overtakes Me”
“St. Louis Superman”
“Walk Run Cha-Cha”
Will Win:  “Learning to Skateboard in a Warzone (If You’re a Girl)”
Should Win:  ??????
Haven’t seen any of these so it is a total guess.  

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

“American Factory”
“The Edge of Democracy”
“Honeyland”
“For Sama”
“The Cave”
Will Win:  “American Factory”
Should Win: ???????
Another category where I have not seen any of the nominees.  Guessing again.  

ORIGINAL SONG

“I’m Standing With You,” “Breakthrough”
“Into the Unknown,” “Frozen II”
“Stand Up,” “Harriet”
“(I’m Gonna) Love Me Again,” “Rocketman”
“I Can’t Let You Throw Yourself Away,” “Toy Story 4”
Will Win:  “(I’m Gonna) Love Me Again,” “Rocketman”
Should Win: “(I’m Gonna) Love Me Again,” “Rocketman”
Elton John and Bernie Taupin have the biggest pedigree among the writers here.  I actually like “Lost in the Woods” from Frozen II way more than “Into the Unknown.”

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

“How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World”
“I Lost My Body”
“Klaus”
“Missing Link”
“Toy Story 4”
Will Win:  “Klaus”
Should Win:  “Klaus”
I heard some speculation that Klaus is picking up momentum and I hope that is true because it is the best of these movies.  Toy Story 4 is my second choice.  

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

“The Irishman”
“Jojo Rabbit”
“Little Women”
“The Two Popes”
“Joker”
Will Win:  “The Irishman”
Should Win:  “Jojo Rabbit”
I certainly hope that I am wrong here, because I would love to see Jojo Rabbit win this award, but I am afraid the Academy can’t ignore Scorsese.

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

“Marriage Story”
“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”
“Parasite”
“Knives Out”
“1917”
Will Win:  “Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood”
Should Win:  “Knives Out”
This is where the Academy will heap its love on Tarantino for this self-indulgent Hollywood flick.  I so prefer the intelligent and original Knives Out from Rian Johnson. 

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Antonio Banderas, “Pain and Glory”
Leonardo DiCaprio, “Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood”
Adam Driver, “Marriage Story”
Joaquin Phoenix, “Joker”
Jonathan Pryce, “The Two Popes”
Will Win:  Joaquin Phoenix
Should Win:  Joaquin Phoenix
An easy one.  Phoenix was transcendent as Arthur Dent, the man who would become the Joker (maybe?) 

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

Cynthia Erivo, “Harriet”
Scarlett Johansson, “Marriage Story”
Saoirse Ronan, “Little Women”
Renée Zellweger, “Judy”
Charlize Theron, “Bombshell”
Will Win:  Renee Zellweger
Should Win:  Renee Zellweger
I nearly picked Saoirse Ronan for “Should Win” but Zellweger was truly masterful as Judy Garland.  She is winning and it is the right choice.  

DIRECTOR

Martin Scorsese, “The Irishman”
Quentin Tarantino, “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”
Bong Joon-ho, “Parasite”
Sam Mendes, “1917”
Todd Phillips, “Joker”
Will Win:  Bong Joon-ho
Should Win:  Sam Mendes
I think it is a two man race here and I can see either coming away with the win.  It might go to Bong Joon-ho since Parasite is not winning Best Picture.  A runner-up type award.

PRODUCTION DESIGN

“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”
“The Irishman”
“1917”
“Jojo Rabbit”
“Parasite”
Will Win:  “1917”
Should Win:  “1917”
1917 will win a bunch of technical categories cause it is beautiful to look at. 

CINEMATOGRAPHY

“1917”
“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”
“The Irishman”
“Joker”
“The Lighthouse”
Will Win:  “1917”
Should Win: “1917”
See above.  Oh, and Roger Deakins.  

COSTUME DESIGN

“Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”
“Little Women”
“The Irishman”
“Jojo Rabbit”
“Joker”
Will Win:  “Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood”
Should Win:  “Jojo Rabbit”
Jojo Rabbit has amazing costumes and colors everywhere.  Still, I think the Academy will give love to the film about Hollywood.  Go figure. 

SOUND EDITING

“1917”
“Ford v Ferrari”
“Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker”
“Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”
“Joker”
Will Win:  “Ford v Ferrari”
Should Win:  “Ford v Ferrari”

SOUND MIXING

“1917”
“Ford v Ferrari”
“Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”
“Ad Astra”
“Joker”
Will Win:  “1917”
Should Win:  “1917”
Split the sound categories between 1917 and Ford v Ferrari.  This could go eitehr way.

ANIMATED SHORT FILM

“Dcera (Daughter)”
“Hair Love”
“Kitbull”
“Memorable”
“Sister”
Will Win:  “Hair Love”
Should Win:  “Memorable”
Hair Love has some buzz, but the ending of Memorable is beautifully heart breaking.  I think I am cheering for Hair Love though.

LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM

“Brotherhood”
“Nefta Football Club”
“The Neighbors’ Window”
“Saria”
“A Sister”
Will Win:  “Saria”
Should Win:  “The Neighbors’ Window”
I think Saria wins because of it is most relevant in the world today.  I prefer either The Neighbors’ Window or Nefta Football Club.  

ORIGINAL SCORE

“1917,” Thomas Newman
“Joker,” Hildur Guðnadóttir
“Little Women,” Alexandre Desplat
“Marriage Story,” Randy Newman
“Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker,” John Williams
Will Win:  “Joker”
Should Win:  “Joker”
The music of Joker is mesmerizing and this could become the comic book movie category as Black Panther won last year.  1917 could be the spoiler here.  

VISUAL EFFECTS

“Avengers: Endgame”
“The Lion King”
“Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker”
“The Irishman”
“1917”
Will Win:  “The Lion King”
Should Win:   “Avengers: Endgame”
Avengers: Endgame should be honored somewhere here and the fact that it won’t be is a crime.  The fully disappointing Lion King is beautiful to look at and will win despite the lack of any expression on the lions’ faces.

FILM EDITING

“The Irishman”
“Ford v Ferrari”
“Parasite”
“Joker”
“Jojo Rabbit”
Will Win:  “The Irishman”
Should Win:  “Parasite”

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING

“Bombshell”
“Joker”
“Judy”
“Maleficent: Mistress of Evil”
“1917”
Will Win:  “Bombshell”
Should Win:  “Bombshell”
Forever to be known as the Suicide Squad Award.  Bombshell transformed well known actors into FOX News people seamlessly.  
Let’s see how poorly I have done this year.  Go Avengers!!!

Oscar Shorts 2020

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I had a chance to see the five live action shorts and five animated shorts that were nominated for Oscars this year today and I enjoyed them.  I thought the animated ones were considerably better than the live actions ones although the live action shorts were decent.

This is going to be my order for these shorts.  I will also follow up each list with which one I believe is going to win the Oscar.

Best Live-Action Short Film

#5.  Brotherhood.  A man returned from fighting is Syria with ISIS and arrives into a conflict with his father.  I did not like this one much at all.  The performances were fine.

#4.  Saria.  The true story of a group of orphans from an orphanage in Guatemala that attempted to flee to the US only to be recaptured.  Two sisters, including the titular Saria, are the focus of the tale.

#3.  Nefta Football Club.  A couple of kids intercepted a shipment of drugs crossing the border by accident and they do something total unexpected with them.  I enjoyed the structure of the film and it had some wildly funny moments.  I am torn between this one being #3 or this one being #2.

#2.  A Sister.  Or Une Soeur (Belgium).  A woman calls for help in the back seat of a car and the tension is ratcheted up to an unbearable height.

Image result for the neighbors window#1.  The Neighbors’ Window.  A couple can see right into the window of their neighbors and spend time watching the life of their neighbors play out.

 

The Neighbors’ Window was the most entertaining of the five film, and had an intriguing twist at the end.  It did feel somewhat shaky at the very beginning because at first the husband seemed focused on the neighbors and then the wife got mad.  Then she became focused too.  That was a bit odd.  I really liked the Belgium film A Sister, but the ending seemed a little anticlimactic for as anxiety-ridden the film had been.  Nefta Football Club was really fun and probably has the best ending of the bunch.

However… my choice for what the Academy will give the Oscar to is…

Image result for saria oscar shortWill Win:  Saria.  This is the true story that the Oscars seem to love and the relevance in the world today will take this to the gold.

 

Best Animated Shorts.

 

#5.  Daughter.  A daughter recalls her relationship with her father in a hospital room and there is a bird involved.  The animation was interesting as the characters looked like paper mache puppets, but it got old real quickly.

#4.  Sister.  This one was actually about the Chinese plan to only allow a family to have one child.  It had some interesting moments with an annoying little girl bothering her older brother but the realization of what was happening felt preachy and fell flat for me.

#3.  Kitbull.  Charming and sweet, Kitbull is the relationship between a stray kitten and a pitbull.  This one was fun and cool to watch, but did not have that deeper message that the top two have.  This was highly entertaining though.

#2.  Memorable.  A man is losing his memory slowly.  Though never specifically stated, I immediately thought it was from Alzheimer’s Disease (though it could be another form of dementia too).  Artistically beautiful, particularly at the very end.

Image result for hair love#1.  Hair Love.  I love this short.  The story of a little black girl who needs to have her hair done and only her father can do it.  This is so charming and heart-felt.  I had used it in my class to work on inferences and it was so great.

I loved Hair Love.  One of the greatest parts of this is the normalization of the African-American father who has dreadlocks and tattoos, but is shown as any other person.  It is funny and deeply moving.  Memorable was feeling heavy-handed and manipulative to me for the first half of the short, but my opinion changed at the end with one of the most remarkably artistic and beautiful scenes as our main character tries to paint the woman who he does not remember is his wife.  It is truly a powerful moment.  Kitbull is great and you can check it out on Disney + but it does not match the top two.

Will Win: Hair Love.  I think this one has the buzz about it, but it would not surprise me if Memorable sneaks in and snatches that Oscar away.  The others are simply also-rans.

 

Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

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Disney + has a brand new original movie on its streaming service that celebrates the bond between a boy and his polar bear.

Based on the best-selling book by Stephan Pastis, Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made is a sweet, funny family movie that is well worth the time.

Timmy Failure (Winslow Fegley) is a 5th grader who has to face the problems of any fifth grader…specifically trying to keep his detective agency afloat by taking cases, dealing with the Russians and handling his 1200 pound partner, Total, who happens to be a polar bear.

Timmy’s mother Patty (Ophelia Lovibond) is supportive of her son even when he is in trouble at school from the curmudgeony teacher Mr. Crocus (Wallace Shawn) or when he is knee deep in chaos from his investigations of his cases.

Timmy finds a confidant in school counselor Mr. Jenkins (Craig Robinson) and has to deal with classmates Molly Moskins (Chloe Coleman), Rollo Tookus (Kei) and Corrina Corrina  (Ai-Chan Carrier).

Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were made is a film that is the definition of an unreliable narrator as the film is narrated by Timmy and he sees things in a different light.  In fact, most of what Timmy relays to the audience is fabrication and imagination.  We, as the audience, can see what is really going on as Timmy tells us what he is thinking, Russian plots and fears over moving to Middle School.

I was surprised how imaginative this movie was and how much I enjoyed it.  It was funny, and I actually laughed out loud several times.  The writing was cute and the performances were all well done.  I love Wallace Shawn, of course the classic Vizzini from the Prince Bride, and he is a perfect foil for the miniature detective.

Winslow Fegley does a really good job as the titular character, bringing a distinct deadpan performance that fit perfectly in with the character.  When he was asked to do more than that, he rose to the occasion.

Of course, there is not much weight to the film, but it is not the type of film that needs weight.  And truthfully, there are some interesting ideas found in the film that you see in the background.

This film could not be a greater departure from director Tom McCarthy.  Imagine being able to put on a resume that you are the director of Spotlight and Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made.  Yet his style mixes very well with the zany weirdness on display in this film and inside Timmy’s fanciful imagination.

This is a movie that should be entertaining for the whole family and shows how far imagination and creativity can take you.  The deeper messages of fear of change and being abandoned are there too if you choose to look.  Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made does have a few mistakes, but they are overshadowed by the positive message and the engaging characters.

3.8 stars 

Birds of Prey and Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn

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The movie with the longest title of the year so far, Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn, has arrived starring Margot Robbie once again as the DC villain/anti-hero, Harley Quinn.

Robbie appeared as Harley originally in the Suicide Squad a few years ago and is easily the standout of a movie that was nearly universally maligned.  The question was whether Robbie could bring the magic to Harley Quinn once again and would the movie be better?

The answer to both ends of that question is yes.

I enjoyed Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn very much, and, once again, Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn is easily the standout of the film.  This time, however, there is more to enjoy and there is nothing as egregious as the Enchantress.

In this movie, Harley Quinn has broken up with her puddin’, the Joker, and she is not handling it well.  When the news gets out, the benefits of being the main squeeze of the Joker, such as a general protection it buys you, was gone and Harley was finding out that there were several people with grievances with her.

One of the people out to get Harley was one of the crimelords in Gotham named Roman Sionis (Ewan McGregor) aka Black Mask.  Sionis was also attempting to acquire a special diamond, but, unfortunately for him, it was stolen by pickpocket extraordinaire and young girl Cassandra Cain (Ella Jay Basco).   This sent Harley, as well as all of the mercenaries of Gotham, after the girl.

One of my concerns about Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn from the trailers was the secondary characters.  The trailers made the supporting cast seem fairly unimportant, if not, lackluster.  And truthfully, there was some of that, but I felt that Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn did an admirable job with the characters.  Black Canary (Jurnee Smollett-Bell) was actually very well developed and the Huntress (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) was reasonably developed, although underused.  I would have liked more from the character of Renee Montoya (Rosie Perez).

But the film is not really a Birds of Prey film, it was a Harley Quinn film, and Harley Quinn gets the bulk of the screen time.  This is the correct decision because Harley is thoroughly entertaining and wonderfully played by Margot Robbie.

The film did have a bit of an issue with Roman Sionis though.  This is not an issue with Ewan McGregor, who was great in his comedic-crazed manner.  However, the character of Roman Sionis was fairly underdeveloped.  He was a crazy villain who did things just because.  He was one-note and truly did not have motivation deeper than his own wants.  McGregor was great in the role, but his shtick did wear on a bit.  He was such a horrible person that you could not stand the guy at all.

The action was very well done.  Harley Quinn was fantastic and funny with every scene she was in.  I do have one nitpick though.  There were a couple of times when it was pretty clear that, during the fights, you could see Margot Robbie’s stunt man, who looked like he was considerably burlier than Robbie.  It happened a couple of times and was momentarily distracting.  Yes, it is not that important, but I did notice it.

Still, the star is Margot Robbie who is perfectly cast as the psychotic Harley Quinn.  We can relate to Harley despite the terrible things that she has done or is doing because Robbie infuses the character of Harley with such humanity and empathy that you can’t help but root for her.  Yes she is clearly a criminal and a murderer, but she is a beloved figure.

Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn is certainly violent and earns the R rating it is given.  Though the violence never really goes too far, this is not a children’s movie which may hurt the box office for it.

DC has been very solid recently with their films.  Although it was better than some of their previous movies, I did not love Aquaman, but Shazam was great and Joker is Oscar nominated.  Toss in Wonder Woman and you have a pretty effective series of stand alone films which are much better than when they were trying to force everything into a Marvel-like shared universe.  This is the path they should continue on because they are having much more success.  Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn may have some story issues and the lay out of the film may be a bit clunky at times, the film is enjoyable and fun to watch.  It is colorful, filled with awesome action and some genuinely engaging characters, especially Harley Quinn herself.

4.25 stars 

Immortal Hulk: Great Power #1

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Immortal Hulk:  Great Power #1

Great Power

Writer:  Tom Taylor

Artist:  Jorge Molina

Cover Art:  Jorge Molina

I love Spider-man.  He is my favorite character ever.  I love the Immortal Hulk series that Marvel has been putting out the last few years.  Putting them together was always going to be a great issue.  This stand alone issue goes even further.

Why?  Because it is written by Tom Taylor, who just finished a run on one of the best Spider-Man titles ever, Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.  I am not sure I have ever read a writer who gets Spider-Man more than Tom does.  That shines through in this issue as well as it did in that series.  Then, throw in the Hulk goodness and you’ve got yourself a fantastic story.

Spider-man gets turned into the Hulk.  It is amazing.  There is an epic cameo from Loki as well, playing the basic Loki character we got in the recent Loki series.

It is kind of funny how every time Spidey turned into Hulk, his one eye piece gets broken.  There is a running joke about pants that is just laugh out loud funny and a joke that you may not think about.

I truly thought this was fun and dramatic.  I would read anything Tom Taylor writes that has Spider-Man in it.  This was great.

excelsior

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X-Men/Fantastic Four #1

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X-Men/Fantastic Four #1

The Impossible Boy: The World Has Changed

Writer: Chip Zdarsky

Artist: Terry Dodson

Cover Art:  Terry Dodson & Rachel Dodson

The new mini series bringing together two of the Marvel Universe’s top teams, The X-Men and the Fantastic Four.  In fact, the storyline involved in this issue is a stroke of genius and makes perfect sense bringing these two teams into the same orbit.

You see, the X-Men are living on their own little world now called Krakoa, where all mutants are welcome.  And Reed and Sue Richards have a son, Franklin, who is an omega-level mutant.  Professor Xavier and Magneto are drawn to the young teen and want him to come to Krakoa and Reed and Sue were not interested.

Immediate conflict.

Not just conflict, but conflict that stems out of character, because Franklin is having power issues, slowly having his power draining, and the mutants tap into that.  Now we have cracks in the relationship between the Richards and their son.  They brought back a connection with Franklin and Kitty Pryde from a previous mini-series.  Franklin’s sister Val, a human, is involved as well.  There can be some serious character development going on here if the writers allow it.

The art is different.  My friend at my comic shop said he disliked the art, but I found it interesting.  Some of the facial shots are iffy (looked as if some noses are odd), but the rest of the art is decent.  Sue Richards looks tremendously beautiful.  She is easily the best looking character in the book.

Chip Zdarsky has been great over the last few years and this only solidifies his run.

I really enjoyed this first issue and I have some high expectations as it continues.  This has so much potential to be really awesome.

excelsior

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EYG Top 10 Female Superheroes in Movies

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Fun show this week.  The Top 10 Show featured the Top 10 Female Superheroes in Movies and Matt and John were on fire.

I wanted to put some of the Agents of Shield or Jessica Jones on the list because I love them, but, unfortunately, they were not in movies.

SO… it’s the characters that appear in the movies.  There are several really bad ones though too. Sadly, some great comic characters were bombed massively in movies.

I will be doing this just like Matt and John did.  I have the character listed and the film where they are at their best.

Image result for dafne keen"#10.  X-23, Logan. She was basically called Laura during the film and you have to listen closely to hear the name X-23.  Played by Dafne Keen wonderfully, Laura was a complex character with a little girl who you didn’t know could talk for much of the movie.  Dafne brought a ton of heart into this amazing film.

 

Image result for shuri"#9.  Shuri, Black Panther.  Shuri was one of the biggest, most pleasant surprises from Black Panther.  Shuri, sister of T’Challa, was sweet and clever and turned out to be one of the most intelligent characters in the MCU.  Shuri is played by Letitia Wright and could have a great future in the MCU.

 

Image result for gamora infinity war"#8.  Gamora, Avengers: Infinity War.  The scene with Gamora and Thanos on Vormir was seriously amazing.  There was a surprising amount of emotion in the scene as Gamora first found the irony in the situation only to realize how her father truly felt about her.  There was also a great scene when she thinks that she has killed Thanos  in Knowhere and Gamora started to break down.

 

Image result for nebula endgame"#7.  Nebula, Avengers: Endgame.  Karen Gillan was amazing in Avengers: Endgame.  Nebula was one of the strongest performers in the film and her character arc was tremendous.  Her scenes with Tony Stark at the beginning was tender and funny.  She played two versions of Nebula, her 2014 self as well as the present version.

 

Image result for captain Marvel"#6.  Captain Marvel, Captain Marvel.  I like this movie more than a lot of people.  I have always enjoyed Brie Larson and I think she did an exceptional job as Carol Danvers.  I believe that she will only get better and better as the movies continue to build.

 

 

Image result for evangeline lilly wasp"#5.  The Wasp, Ant Man and the Wasp.  Evangeline Lilly is one of my favorite actresses and I am happy to see her as Hope Van Dyne.  Her relationship with Scott Lang is epic and she is simply bad ass.  Some of the scenes in Ant Man and the Wasp were really fun and she dominated the action.

 

Image result for Valkyrie marvel"#4.  Valkyrie, Thor: Ragnarok.  Tessa Thompson was a great find and one of the standout of the great Thor: Ragnarok.  Valkyrie had great chemistry with Chris Hemsworth’s Thor and the Hulk.  The scenes with Tessa fighting Hela are beautiful.

 

 

Image result for wanda maximoff  infinity war killing vision"#3.  Wanda Maximoff, Avengers: Infinity War.  She has never actually been called Scarlett Witch yet in the MCU, but she has become a personal favorite consistently each and every time she shows up.  I am anxious to see the WandaVision show upcoming.  I considered making the movie choice Endgame instead because Wanda was so epic in her fight with Thanos.  However, she had a great arc in Infinity War and her pain as she struggled to save and eventually kill Vision was palpable.

 

Image result for natasha romanoff endgame"#2.  Black Widow, Avengers: Endgame.  Scarlett Johansson has been great as Natasha Romanoff every time she appears on screen (except maybe Iron Man 2), but her self-sacrifice in Endgame was heartbreaking.  This film really brought the character through so many troubles and it was a perfect arc.  I am very excited to see her solo movie.

 

Image result for wonder woman"#1.  Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.  I thought about not putting her at number one because I am such a Marvel fan, but I had to admit that Wonder Woman was a fantastic film.  While I was not a fan of the third act, the No Man’s Land scene was one of the greatest in comic book movies.  Although I doubted the casting, Gal Gadot made a believer of me with her performance of the Amazon.  Not only beautiful, but completely kick ass and thoroughly entertaining.  I hope Wonder Woman 1984 continues the momentum for her.

 

Honorable Mentions:  A few more to mention.  Hitgirl from Kick Ass is the best part of those movies.  Mantis from Guardians Vol 2 was funny and she has a great connection with Drax.  Okoye from Wakanda was another surprise from Black Panther.  I really considered Agent Peggy Carter because she is king of a spy like Nick Fury.  I mentioned Agents of Shield earlier with Agent Melinda May and Jenna Simmons and Quake because they are awesome.  So was Jessica Jones.  I hope these women find their way into the MCU movies.

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EYG Top 10 Movies About Making Movies Relist

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Re-List… re re re re-list!

It has been awhile since I have done one of these, but with this week’s Re-List, Movies About Movies, sounded fun.  I am still hoping to get the call to participate in the actual Re-List one of these days, but until that happens, this will be my work.

I had a lot of films on the list here.  I was surprised that there were a couple that made my list that did not make either of the two list read on the show.  One in particular, my number two, that I was shocked was not there.  I’m sure Matt would agree with me.

Image result for tropic thunder"#10.  Tropic Thunder.  This film was higher on the Re-List list than on mine.  I liked this one, but may not have loved it.  Robert Downey Jr. was amazing here and the introduction of the “fake” trailers was wonderful.  Tom Cruise’s cameo in the film was another major stand out.  It is not a movie that I have gone back to much.

 

Image result for me and earl and the dying girl"#9.  Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.  This is one that I have only seen once, but I loved it when I saw it.  It was such a heartfelt movie and done brilliantly by the young actors involved.  Olivia Cooke, Thomas Mann and RJ Cyler were amazing in the roles.  There are emotional moments in the film and the movies they made were very funny.

 

Image result for get shorty movie"#8.  Get Shorty.  John Travolta is a mobster who has found his way to Hollywood in an attempt to make a script made.  There are a lot of inside jokes here, including great roles from Danny DeVito, Gene Hackman and Rene Russo.

 

 

Image result for shadow of the vampire"#7.  Shadow of the Vampire.  The fictional story of the filming of the silent movie, Nosferatu.  Willem Dafoe gives a stunning performance as the title “vampire” who turns out to be more real than anyone knew.  John Malkovich played the director who knew the truth but continued on in order to get the most realistic film possible.  It is a horror film and a good one.

 

Image result for boogie nights"#6.  Boogie Nights.  This is one that makes the list although it may not be one that I watch as much as some of the others here.  There are great performances in the movie from Mark Wahlberg to Burt Reynolds.  I don’t love this one as much as some, but there is no denying that this fits in this category as well as many other films.

 

 

Image result for dolemite"#5.  Dolemite is my Name.  Eddie Murphy is back big time with this awesome Netflix film based on the life of classic blaxploitation director Rudy Ray Moore.  Dolemite is My Name is hilarious and there are great performances from not only Eddie, but also Wesley Snipes and Da’Vine Joy Randolph.

 

Image result for saving mr banks"#4.  Saving Mr. Banks.  The story of how the Walt Disney company made the Mary Poppins movie and how they got the rights away from author P.L. Travers.  Tom Hanks is great as always.  Emma Thompson is exceptional as Travers.  The songs fit nicely where they used them.  The backstory was better the second time I saw it.

 

Image result for disaster artist"#3.  The Disaster Artist.  I loved this movie.  It was the telling of how The Room was made.  The Room, one of the worst movies ever made, but that became a cult classic, was the passion project of one of the most enigmatic figures in movies, Tommy Wiseau.  James Franco is excellent in his portrayal of Wiseau.  The Disaster Artist was extremely funny, but it was funny because it took the relationship between Wiseau and his friend and co-star Greg Sestero seriously and not as a joke.

 

Image result for ed wood movie"#2.  Ed Wood.  This is the main one that I was shocked did not make any of the Re-List lists on the show.  The biopic on the life of filmmaker Ed Wood, who made some of the worst movies of all time including Plan 9 from Outer Space.  This movie is great top to bottom, including a great performance from Johnny Depp as Ed Wood and a transcendent performance from Martin Landau as Bela Legosi.  There is also a hilarious cameo from Bill Murray that really makes this movie even better.

 

Image result for singin in the rain"#1.  Singin’ In the Rain.  I just watched this for the first time last year and I was transfixed by it.  It was so remarkable and filled with movie magic that I loved every second of it.  Gene Kelly is amazing.  Donald O’ Connor is amazing.  Debbie Reynolds was amazing.  The musical numbers were engaging and entertaining.  Not just the music, but also the dance routines.  I loved the story of the film making.

 

Honorable Mentions:  There were a bunch of films for this section.  Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood I did not love as much as most, but I admit the scene with Leonardo DiCaprio and the little girl was astonishing and, most likely, the best scene in the movie.  7 Psychopaths was a lot of fun and is underrated.  I thought about including Hollywoodland, but I am not sure it was about anything more than the making of the TV show Superman with George Reeves.  The making of Psycho was the backdrop for the biopic Hitchcock.  I lied Argo more than some, and the parts with John Goodman and Alan Arkin are some of the best in the film.  The silent, black and white The Artist is one that most everyone has forgotten about but I had enjoyed it a lot.  This year, we have added Kevin Smith’s Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, which is more emotional than I expected.

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Invincible

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The second football film today is Mark Wahlberg’s role as 30-year old bartender Vince Papale who tried out for a position on the Philadelphia Eagles.  This true story took place in 1976,

Greg Kinnear plays NFL coach Dick Vermeil, the man who gives Papale his chance to make the team and stuck with him against the backlash.

The film is fairly by-the-numbers but it tells a great story of perseverance and grit.  How if you give your best effort and stay on target, you can accomplish your goals.

Yes, there are the typical sport movie cliches here.  Most of them do.  I would give a true story a little bit of leeway compared to a fictional one.

Wahlberg is good in the movie and Kinnear continues to do solid work.

While there is nothing that really stands out in Invincible, the power of the true story comes through above everything else.  It is worth the watch.


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The Replacements (2000)

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So, apparently, there is some kind of big game happening today.

Super Bowl LIV is today, with the Kansas City Chiefs facing off with the San Francisco 49ers.  In honor of the game, I decided to do a mini-binge on some football movies starting off with The Replacements.

A strike sends the regular players out of the NFL and the owners decide to enlist replacement players to finish the season.  Replacement coach Jimmy McGinty (Gene Hackman) brings in a crew of oddballs and has-beens, led by quarterback Shane Falco (Keanu Reeves).

There was a definite Major League vibe to the Replacements, though nowhere near as good.  The Replacements has some light hearted fun, but there are too many cliches or scenes that simply seem like something I have already seen.

The first thing that made me wonder about the movie was how the owner (Jack Warden) was shown as a good guy where as the players were millionaire jerks who just were concerned about money.  Football owners are billionaires so their complaining about football players making money feels pretty fickle… and the asshole athlete is a huge cliche.  Certainly something that we have seen plenty of times before.  And even with the owner making a power play at the end, that did not change how I thought of the beginning of the film.

The rest of the movie included all of the sports movie cliches that you have seen before.  There are not too many surprises.

I did like Pat Summerall and John Madden were fun in their roles too.

And there is no realism here at all.  That might not be the worst thing for a sports comedy, but there has to be some rules to the game.

My favorite scene though was the jailhouse dance scene to “We Will Survive.”  That was a fun and engaging moment.  They had a few light-hearted moments like that, but. overall, the film was forgettable.

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Monk

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I have recently been watching clips on YouTube from one of my favorite TV programs of all-time that ran for 8 seasons on the USA Network, Monk.

Image result for Monk Adrian"I loved Monk.  The defective detective.  Adrian Monk, one of the most tragic main characters on TV.  Monk was played brilliantly by Tony Shalhoub, who won three Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series for the role.

The show was about a former police detective, Adrian Monk, who had OCD and just about every fear and obsession known to man.  When Monk’s beloved wife Trudy was killed in a car bomb, Monk’s obsessive compulsions went into overdrive.  He lost his job as a police officer.

Eventually, with help of his assistant, Sharona (Bitty Schram), Adrian Monk became a consultant to the police, solving crimes despite his problems.

Image result for Monk Adrian"Monk was a genius.  His power of observation was Sherlockian in practice.  He could look at a crime scene and see things that no one else could see.  Tiny little clues that would form together into a picture and Monk would utter that phrase, “Here’s what happened.”  And he was always right.

After a few years, Sharona left and she was replaced by Natalie Teeger (Traylor Howard).  Despite loving Sharona and being upset when she let, I actually think I grew to like Natalie even more.

Image result for Monk Adrian"Monk had friends at the police station.  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, played by Buffalo Bill himself- Ted Levine, and Lieutenant Randy Disher (Jason Gray-Stanford) make up the crew of four that the series focused on.  They had a ton of chemistry with each other and really worked as an ensemble.

Adrian Monk was perhaps the most tragic television character ever.  The loss of Trudy was never far from Adrian, who was sad and depressed, down on himself.  Yet this was countered by his brilliance, his unbelievable intelligence.

Most of the time, Monk’s problems were played as a joke, but the show was best when the humor came from the situation and the OCD was played with sadness and irony.  My least favorite times on the show was when Monk’s fears were made to make Monk look like an idiot.  He was never an idiot.  He just could not help himself.

Image result for Monk Adrian"The mysteries on Monk were the type where we knew who the killer was, but we did not know how they did it.  The fun was watching how Monk would figure out the crime and catch the “guy.”

There were some amazing episodes over the ten years.  One of my favorites was when Monk’s absentee father came back and Adrian and he went in his truck.  The episodes with Dale the Whale provided Monk with an adversary.  There was an episode where Monk met a cabbie who received an eye transplant from Trudy.  Adrian had amnesia.  We met Adrian’s agoraphobic brother.  He went on an airplane.  He went on the run.  They put him in so many situations and Adrian always found a way to solve the crime.

This show was as clever as you will find, with writing to match.  Throw in some wonderful performances with characters that you grow to love… well, Monk is a show unlike any other.  I do miss it.

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Thank God January’s Over!

 

January in the movie world is always a month where the movie studios dump the films that are not … good.  Studios give us those films that are not expected to do much or maybe that has been waiting on the shelf.

January is notorious for bad movies.  Unfortunately, 2020 was especially poor.  In fact, I would go as far as to say that there may be 4-5 films released in January 2020 that could end up int he Top 10 Worst list at the end of the year.

There were two good movies in the month.  Bad Boys for Life surprised me in how good it was.  When I first heard that Bad Boys for Life was being released in January, I knew what to expect.  It was able to overcome those expectations.  The other great movie in January was streamed on Amazon Prime.  It was called Troop Zero.  A third film, Guy Ritchie’s The Gentleman was okay, the end of the film really saving it.

Then there are the Oscar films that come out wide in January, but these do not count.  1917, Just Mercy, Pain and Glory.  These are 2019 films that I only see in January.

The rest of the films…

The Grudge (2020).  Dolittle.  The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson.  Gretel & Hansel.  Underwater.  The Turning.  The Rhythm Section.  A Fall From Grace.

Eight of them.  Some of these are just horrendous.  The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson, which I streamed on Vudu, is perhaps in the Top 10 of my all-time worst list.  Dolittle had Robert Downey Jr and yet it was just a a trainwreck of a film.  The Grudge is a reboot that should have stayed unbooted.

Personally I was kind of enjoying The Turning until the ending sent that film tumbling off the cliff.  Netflix’s A Fall From Grace was probably the best of this sorry bunch.  Gretel & Hansel looked great but that does not excuse the lack of story.  Saw The Rhythm Section today and found it needlessly convoluted.

Thankfully, today marks the beginning of February.  Next week is the Birds of Prey film and things will now pick up… hopefully.

The Rhythm Section

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I knew very little to almost nothing about this movie when I went in to see it.  I knew that it starred Blake Lively and that was about it.

Blake Lively played Stephanie Patrick, a woman whose family was killed in a plane crash, which sent her spiraling into her own downward path.  At the low point, she is approached by a reporter who has information showing that the plane crash was actually an act of terrorism.  Stephanie set out on a path of revenge and winds up enlisting former MI6 agent B (Jude Law) to train her.

It is a ridiculous plot.  I never accepted the character of Stephanie Patrick as someone who was trained into being a competent assassin.  When we are introduced to her, she is working as a prostitute and seemed completely checked out.  Somehow, she is able to pull herself out of this life and into one of an international assassin after a few montages that were meant to illustrate several months.

Since I could not really accept the main character’s arc, the rest of the movie did not have much of a chance.  It did not help that the story then became convoluted and messy, with major coincidences and plot contrivances.

Sterling K. Brown arrived as well as a CIA operative that makes a connection with Stephanie, but his character is as simple as you could guess.  Very little is expounded about any of the other characters besides Stephanie, and to be honest, she is anything but deep.  In fact, at one point in the movie, B tells her that she is a cliche, and he was 100% right.

The action was not great either.  I heard some people saying it was well done, but I found it to be nothing more than shaky cam to hide what we were seeing.  There was one scene of a fight between Stephanie and B that seemed to be filmed as one-shot, but that fight lacked any consequences or stakes to be great and was missing any really cool parts to make it stand out.

Blake Lively did a nice job as the character, but there was just nothing there and the script was such a mess that I could not care one iota about Stephanie.  Any little bit of connection I felt for her was because of Lively.

There was a movie here that could have been more than the standard revenge plot. The film even touches on it when one of the hits go awry and leads to innocent people being killed.  However, that plot point is dealt with immediately, never to see the screen again.

This was lacking in many ways and signals the end of January movies (yay!).  Hopefully, things pick up as we move into February.

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The Outlaw and his Journey that Changed the Movie Trivia Schmoedown

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If you are not a Patreon for the Movie Trivia Schmoedown, you should immediately join up because you receive content like this documentary (as well as a ton of other awesome material).

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Image result for The Outlaw John Rocha"John Rocha, known in the Movie Trivia Schmoedown as The Outlaw, is not only one of the greatest players in the history of the Schmoedown, but also one of the most impactful and influential performers to ever play the game.  So there are very few who deserve a documentary about their time int he Schmoedown more than John.

Personally, John Rocha is one of my favorite competitors.  He was one of the first to really embrace the character in the trivia contest.  It was not just answering the questions.  It was the promos, the character work, the intensity, the heel mannerisms of The Outlaw.  He is one of the most inspirational forces in the league and this new documentary, dropped on Patreon on Friday, January 31st for $10 tier and above members, does a remarkable job showing just how important John Rocha was to the evolution of the Movie Trivia Schmoedown.

I am not going to spoil anything about the documentary because I want everyone to see it on their own (join up at patreon.com/schmoedown).  Kristian Harloff, chairman of the Schmoedown, has said that he plans on keeping this documentary as a Patreon exclusive.  I know that I was very happy to have been one to see it today.

Image result for The Outlaw John Rocha"The documentary features all of the big names of the Schmoedown giving their honest thoughts and backstage impressions of John Rocha.  Such notable competitors as Ben Bateman, Dan Murrell, Samm Levine, Rachel Cushing, William Bibbiani, Kevin Smets, Mike Kalinowski… just to name a few talked about Rocha both in front of the camera and backstage and how he drove himself to become someone who would be found on the Mount Rushmore of the Movie Trivia Schmoedown.

The documentary did not shy away from some of the controversial moments of Rocha’s Schmoedown career either and the section on these moments where John faltered was one of the most inspirational parts of the doc.  I will say that, for a moment, I was worried that they were just going to brush past that without going into depth on the rochatopic, which would have felt as if there was a hole in the narrative.  However, they did these moments justice and, by looking at them, show how much perseverance John Rocha has.

Congratulations to everyone at the Schmoedown Entertainment Network (SEN) for this documentary.  It was 51 minutes long, directed by Eric Rodriguez, aka NerdChronic, and it was a wonderful analysis about a beloved figure in the show’s history, a man whose Schmoedown career helped to shape what the Schmoedown has become over the last four or five years.  Heel, face or tweener, John Rocha, ups and downs, never failed to be real or genuine.  It is why the audience of the Movie Trivia Schmoedown has gravitated toward John Rocha.  The Outlaw has gravitas.

 

MINOR SPOILERThe only thing I would have like to have had was some comments from John’s long time partner Matt Knost, from Top 10.  That felt as if it were the only thing missing here.  

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