TV 2019

TV

We would be in a glorious time for television watching.  There are a ton of content on all kinds of services, cable, network, streaming, everywhere.  However, there is a drawback to this new age of gold.  There is just no way to watch it all.  Not and still have a life.

Because of that I have to say that my viewing habits have changed dramatically over the last few years.  At one point, I was trying to keep up with the shows, but I found that I just could not do it.  Now, I was a select few shows.  That might pick up as more Marvel shows come to Disney +, but as for now, the TV part of EYG has been down.

So I have condensed the section on television into this singular post.

I also saw a Tweet that criticized the writing of these type of “best of 2019” lists.  The writer of said Tweet claimed that you had to use the term “favorite” instead of “best” otherwise the list was not correct.  Well, I plan on calling my lists whatever I want.  It is my website.  I should hope everyone understands that these are my subjective opinions.  I welcome all opposing opinions.  That is what we do here at EYG.

 

TV 2019..

 

Best Streaming Show:  Mindhunter (Netflix)

Best Network Show:  Agents of SHIELD (ABC)

Best Cable Show:  American Horror Story: 1984 (FX)

Best Speech:  Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory, finale (CBS)

Best Actor:  Jonathan Groff, Mindhunter (Netflix)

Best Actress:  Millie Bobby Brown, Stranger Things 3 (Netflix)

Best Host: Jeff Goldblum, The World According to Jeff Goldblum (Disney +)

Best Game Show: Jeopardy (Syndicated)

Best Animated Show: Rick & Morty (Cartoon Network)

Best Villain:  The Mind Flayer, Stranger Things 3 (Netflix)

Best Breakout Character:  “Baby Yoda”, Mandalorian (Disney +)

Best Reality Show:  The World According to Jeff Goldblum (Disney +)

Best Late Night Show:  The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS)

 

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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)

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I am about halfway through Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and I am not sure I will get through the rest.  This is way worse than I remember.

The goal, of course, is to watch the prequels in preparation for the final Episode of the Star Wars saga, The Rise of Skywalker, which opens on December 20th.

Still, this is tough.

There was more light saber use in the first 20 minutes of this movie than there was in the entire trilogy prior.  That is not a good thing.

Jar Jar Binks.  Ugh.  Just horrendous.

The dialogue?  Cringeworthy.  Actually, cringeworthy may be too kind of a description.

Poor little Jake Lloyd.  It really isn’t his fault.  He was doing his best, but Anakin Skywalker introduced in this manner was a huge mistake.  Of course, Jake was not the worst actor on the screen.  His mother was barely registering any emotion.  Jake did not deserve the amount of hate that he garnered for the role.

There are so many racist characters in this movie.  Completely unnecessary.

Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor could have done so much more than what they were given.  The villainous Darth Maul was wasted in the movei for, what was basically, one fight.  That fight with the Jedis was pretty decent, but there could have been so much more.

Oh, and these Jedis sure are quick to use violence to solve their problems.  I thought that was the quickest way to the Dark Side.  Maybe I misunderstood.

The inclusion of C3PO and R2D2 really felt awkward.  So C3PO was made by young Vader?  Hm, that sounds odd.

Midi-chlorians?  Quick way to take the power of the universe that surrounds us all and turn it into a weird blood virus.  To be fair, Star Wars realized that this was a huge mistake and kind of let these midi-chlorians fade away into the ether.

Hey, it is Greg Proops!  I knew that voice of the pod race announcer and, when I looked it up, I found the awesome Mr. Proops, one of the rotating regulars of Whose Line is it Anyway.  I have found a positive!

These movies miss that practical effect feel that the original trilogy had.  This is way too “clean” for what it should have been.  Too much green screen.  It makes these movies too artificial.

I had hoped to find something more than I remembered in this film, but, alas, there may be even less.

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Other comics of the year

I have actually been expanding my reading beyond just Marvel this year, mainly because my comic shop people keep making me read these books that keep ending up great.  Here are my Top 7 Non-Marvel Comics of the Year.

#7.  Far Sector (DC Comics).  A new take on the Green Lantern character and a mystery all rolled into one.  There is a crime committed in a sector of space where there had not been a crime for centuries and we get a new GL to investigate.

#6.  Family Tree (Image).  This one just started and it is a very interesting first issue.  It is also one that I picked up on my own without any encouragement from Ben or Todd.

#5.  Undiscovered Country (Image).  This is another one that just started, which is why it is down this list.  Issue number one was completely engaging, creating a new world that is as interesting as any setting around.

#4.  Batman/Superman (DC Comics).  The Batman Who Laughs storyline has been invading this series and it has been epic.  I have enjoyed the interactions between Bats and Supes.

#3.  Sea of Stars (Image).  A father and son get separated in space and they must find their way back to each other. However, there is more going on than just that.  Well written by Jason Aaron, the space adventure has been very trippy.

Image result for something is killing the children#2.  Harleen (DC Black).  A new take on the origin of Harley Quinn, Harleen has been exceptional with each of the over sized issues.

#1.  Something is Killing the Children (Boom!).  This is just a tremendous book.  In fact, it is one of the first books I read when it is in my pull box.  The horror comic is filled with a mystery, monsters and some great dialogue.  The characters involved are compelling and fascinating and the story just flies along.  Brilliant work from James Tynion IV, Werther Dell’edera and Miquel Muerto.  Haunting images in each issue.

2019 Marvel Comics of the Year

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While my pull list continued to get larger this year, I knew that I would have a bunch of Marvel Comics to buy.  There have been a bunch of mini-series this year and/or some books that were top notch but were cancelled.  This is my Top 20 Marvel books of 2019.

 

#20.  Champions.  All the young heroes of the Marvel Universe led by Ms. Marvel, Spider-man, Nova.  There may have been too many characters at times, but it was consistently solid.

#19.  Savage Avengers.  The first story arc was tremendous in the Savage Land, but it has been only adequate since.

#18.  The Amazing Mary Jane.  This one just started (2 issues out of 5), but the meta narrative here is great as MJ is making a movie with Mysterio.

Image result for meet the skrulls 1#17.  Meet the Skrulls.  A great mini-series early in the year featuring a family of Skrulls undercover on the earth.

#16.  Ms. Marvel.  Kamala Khan has some very intimate adventures as the first ever Muslim super hero continues to grow through her teen years.

#15.  Doctor Strange. The story arcs in Doctor Strange continued to be fascinating as this series came to an end after Stephen regained the use of his hands. There was a whole Galactus arc that was great too.

#14. The Black Cat.  The fun criminal escapades of Felicia Hardy is chronicled here and they do a wonderful job of creating the excitement.

#13.  Miles Morales: Spider-Man.  Miles has continued to grow over the years and he faced some serious issues this year that pushed him as Spider-man.

Image result for avengers comic 25 (2019)#12.  The Avengers.  The Avengers loaded its line up with some odd choices this year (Blade, Ghost Rider etc) but they work well together.  The issue after the War of the Realms with the hot tub was one of the best issues of the year.

#11. Agents of Atlas.  The one great thing to come out of the War of the Realms was this mini-series that moved into a continuing series.  It featured a whole bunch of new international characters such as Aero, Wave, Swordmaster as well as Amadeus Cho, Shang Chi and others.

#10.  Invaders.  This is a great story of the troubles between Captain America and Namor.  It started with some intriguing mysteries that may not have played out to its best conclusion.  Still, the relationship between Cap and Namor carried this series.

Image result for conan the barbarian comic#9.  Conan the Barbarian.  I never thought I would be buying Conan, but the series with Jason Aaron writing was just so dang good.  I do not think that Marvel has had a misstep yet with Conan since they regained his rights.

#8.  House of X/Powers of X.  This double mini-series redefined the X-Men franchise.  I did not love this as much as most of the world seemed to, but it was still a fascinating take on the X-Men from Jonathan Hickman that will make me look differently at these mutants from now on.

#7.  Amazing Spider-Man.  This was the year where everything seemed to get back on track.  Peter and Mary Jane got back together and everything was right again.

Image result for invisible women 5#6.  Invisible Woman.  A great five issue series starring Susan Richards as a spy.  Sue is shown in a new light while maintaining the character that we have known for all these years.

#5.  The Runaways.  This is the most consistently entertaining book on the list with some of the best writing around.  The Runaways have a great cast of characters, and Doombot is one of my favs.

Image result for daredevil#4.  Daredevil.  Chip Zdarsky has created a remarkable Daredevil story arc where you are never sure what is going to happen next. Matt Murdock is lost and he is trying to find his way back to who he was.  This has been gripping every issue.

Image result for loki 5#3.  Loki.  This was a painful cancellation.  The first five issues of this series were as good as comics could be.  Written by Daniel Kibblesmith, Loki was funny, intriguing and brilliant.  With it ending, I have not felt this bad about a comic going since Mockingbird.  Easily of the best comics of the year.

#2.  Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man.  Writer Tom Taylor must have a better understanding and grasp on Peter Parker than most writers because this is such a perfect rendition of the wall-crawler that has been written in years.

Image result for immortal hulk 25#1.  Immortal Hulk.  The best comic Marvel has put out in years. Al Ewing’s take on Bruce Banner and the Hulk is one for nightmares.  Even with the trippy issue 25, this book is amazing every month. When I finished reading the Immortal Hulk with my mouth would always seem to be agape with disbelief.  And that is the sign of a great story.

 

Honorable Mentions:  Absolute Carnage mini Series, Captain America, Tony Stark: Iron Man, Savage Sword of Conan, King Thor, Valkyrie, Web of Black Widow.

 

Return of the Jedi (1983)

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Bringing George Lucas’s original Star Wars trilogy to a close is Return of the Jedi, Episode VI.  Return of the Jedi is a, mostly, satisfying conclusion to the original trilogy and kept the Star Wars fans happy for years after its release.

Return of the Jedi begins with one of the best action pieces in the entire series, the attack on Jabba’s compound on Tatooine.  With every new piece the movie sets up a tremendous battle over the Great Pit of Carkoon where the sarlacc lives.  All of our heroes are involved and we get to see both the new and improved Jedi Knight Luke and the recently out of carbonite Han.  Metal bikini clad Leia completed the trio with her mastery of choke chains.

The second part of the movie is less consistent as the opening scene, though it is still very compelling.  The whole Luke-Vader-Emperor angle of the film is just amazing, with Luke’s determination to save his father’s soul being a huge driving force for the film.  The confrontation between Luke and the Emperor is tense and nerve-wracking.  However, the section on Endor with the Ewoks feels too cute and cuddly.  It is believed that the main purpose of the Ewoks was to sell toys.

Of course, there are some good moments with the Ewoks too.  Rumor has it though that the Ewoks were originally intended to be Wookies, which would have been all forms of epic.  It would have made more sense to see the Wookies help take down the Imperial forces than it was to see the Ewoks.  Branches and rocks vs. blasters and AT-AT does not make much strategic logic.

Yet, the death of Nanta the Ewok is a very emotional scene, considering they are just teddy bears.

In the end, Return of the Jedi is am enjoyable end to the Star Wars trilogy.  The good parts are fantastic and the weaker parts are still decent.  Return of the Jedi leads into what seems like a happy ending for our heroes and its fans.

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The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

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We are now about three weeks away from the conclusion to the Star Wars saga with Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Episode IX.  Even though a bit of the polish has come off the series for some because of the divisiveness of The Last Jedi, I am still very much looking forward to the conclusion of this saga.

In order to prepare for the movie, I wanted to watch the films prior to the final episode and it makes it easy with Disney + available.  Since I have already done Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope for Doc’s Classic Movies Reviewed, I decided to start with the second Star wars movie in chronological order, The Empire Strikes Back.

In sense, I believe that the creators of Star Wars have been chasing Empire ever since it came out in 1980 because it is such a brilliant movie.  It is the best of the Star Wars films, period.  I know there are some who may not agree with that statement, but I have it firmly on top of my best Star Wars movies list.

It is such a dark time for our heroes.  The Rebellion is in trouble.  Han is preparing to go face Jabba the Hut.  Luke is struggling to become a Jedi.  The Empire is hot on their trail.  Vader has some kind of jones for Luke.

Yet there is joy in the little things.  Han and Leia are discovering their love, even if it is a rocky trip to get there.  Luke and Han are cementing their bromance as Han saves Luke from freezing to death on the ice planet of Hoth.  We meet Yoda and Lando.  The relationships in the film are note perfect and develop throughout the hardships that surrounded them.

Of course, we have some of the most iconic confrontations, not just in Star Wars canon, but in movie history.  The whole “I love you“… “I know” bit is a perfect encompassing of the Han & Leia relationship (which was an ad-lib by Harrison Ford).  And, of course, the iconic “I am your father” line blew the mind of everybody watching.  I remember when I first saw it as a eleven year old, I did not believe it to be true.  Even after searching my feelings, I could not comprehend that Vader was Luke’s father.

The feeling of defeat is all over this film, setting us up for a rousing return in Episode VI.  I plan on watching The Return of the Jedi next, perhaps tomorrow.  Then, I will go back to the prequels, something I have not done since seeing them for the first time.  Perhaps they will hold more for me this time through.

As for The Empire Strikes Back, it is one of the great movies around and a member of the EYG Hall of Fame.

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The Report

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Adam Driver is going to have a month of a lifetime.  First, this is released for all to see on Amazon Prime.  Soon he will be on Netflix in Marriage Story, a performance that may get him nominated for an Oscar, and then he will be in the final Star Wars movie< The Rise of Skywalker.  Most actors would kill for just one such project in a yer, let alone before the end of the month of December.

The Report is the first of his trifecta and it tells the story of the attempts by Daniel Jones (Adam Driver) and Senator Diane Feinstein (Annette Bening) to complete and release a report that investigated the CIA’s Detention and Interrogation Program and their use of “advanced interrogation techniques” aka torture in the days, weeks and years after 9/11.

Daniel Jones compiled a report of around 6,700 pages over seven years of investigation.  Seven years where he had many roadblocks tossed in his path including threats of prison and loss of his job.  Eventually, with the backing of Senator Feinstein, a condensed 500 page report was released condemning the practices used by the CIA as cruel and ineffective.

This film showed some American heroes who believed that how this country carried itself is as important as anything.  The Report is remarkably relevant in today’s world where it seems that what we do is not held to the highest regard any more.

The Report carries most of its drama through the talking of the actors so their words needed to be compelling and engaging.  For the most part, it was.  There are some moments when the film dragged a bit, but Adam Driver pulls everyone back on board as soon as that happens.  Driver is certainly the most important character on the screen.

Annette Bening’s work as Diane Feinstein is very important to Driver’s performance.  She supports him and helps him every step of the way, providing the confidence and aid that moved the report forward.  The film showed Feinstein as a senator willing to do what she believed was right even if it was not the most politically sensible choice to make.  Again, very relevant in the Senate today.

The release of this movie is very coincidental, but it could not have turned out better for it.  These type of political thrillers depend on a griping story and powerful performances and The Report has both of these.  It is currently available on Amazon Prime.

3.75 stars 

Noelle

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A few years ago, the late, great Jon Schnepp was on Movie Talk on Collider and the topic of this movie, at the time named ‘Nicole,’ came up, and the EYG Hall of Famer cut loose on it.

Ugh, why’d it have to go to me first?  Um…hey, what’s up everybody?  You know what…I…sometimes when I have nothing to do just sitting, maybe, on the toilet having some ocnstipation, I think about things like, “I wonder what would happen if… uh… Santa… what if he couldn’t…what if he couldn’t get to the sleigh and his son also was afraid…what would happen…what would happen? (Fart sound) Oh (bubble sound) *Shrugs shoulders*

It was an epic rant that just destroyed the rest of the panel (Jeremy Johns took several moments to regain his composure).  It was one of those Schnepp moments that made him who he was.  I never forgot that.

So when Noelle was on Disney +, I realized that this was the movie Schepp had roasted.  It did not inspire me to watch it.  However, eventually I put the film on one Saturday night.

And it was not that bad.  I would even go as far as to say that I liked it.

Santa Claus has died and his son Nick (Bill Hader) was supposed to take over, but he was not feeling his destiny. His sister Noelle (Anna Kendrick) tried to convince him by telling him to take a weekend to himself.  So Nick ran on and disappeared.

Because of his rejection of the Santa hat, the people in charge chose a new person to take over the mantel, but this guy (Billy Eichner) was extremely harsh on the naughty of the world, sending text messages to kids who bit their fingernails or other such minor offenses saying that they would not be receiving anything from Santa this year.  He was also looking to change the delivery system into something resembling Amazon Prime.

This sent Noelle out to the real world in an attempt to find Nick and save Christmas.

The major thing that this movie has going for it is the absolute charm of Anna Kendrick.  She is 100% the reason to watch this movie.  She is wonderful as the naive Noelle who does not understand what the real world is like, who still wears her fur outfit in the Arizona heat and who does not know what sunscreen is.  She plays Noelle as such a sweet spirit of goodness and light that you cannot help but like her.

Her relationship with Bill Hader is very strong as well and the pairing was gold in several instances.  Throw in Shirley MacLaine as Elf Polly and you have a comedy team for the holidays.

Yes the story is predictable and there is not that much that we haven’t seen before in such films as The Santa Clause, but Anna Kendrick is such a winning personality that I think this is a film that families can enjoy together during the holidays. There is a positive message and some actually clever writing with some of the dialogue.

I was absolutely ready to rip this up as Jon Schnepp did, but it had won me over with its charm and pizzazz.

3.4 stars

The Best 2018 films in 2019

Starting off the lists…

First up is the films that came out in 2018, usually in a limited release to qualify for Oscar contention, but I did not get to see until 2019.  I did not want to include these films on the next year list, but I did not want to ignore them either.

So what I decided a couple of years ago was that I would list the best films from the previous year that I saw in the current year.  2018 films that I saw in 2019.

So..

#6.  Suspiria.  Hated this one.  It is last on the list.

#5.  The Wife.  Great performance from Glenn Close.  This was one of those films that was heavily performance based.

#4.  If Beale Street Could Talk.  Solid story with a great soundtrack.  Great performance from Regina King.

#3.  On the Basis of Sex.  Story of the early life of Ruth Bader Ginsberg and the case that propelled her to superstardom of the Supreme Courts.

#2.  Assassination Nation.  A funny and dramatic war in a small town with a group of girls whose texts are revealed by a hacker to the detriment of all.

#1. Stan & Ollie.  A great biopic of the end of the careers of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.  There are some massive performances from John C. Reilly and Steve Coogan.  This is a touching and beautiful film about two legends.

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2019 EYG Year in Review

It is that time of the year once again!

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We are putting together the Year End Awards and the Review of the past 365 days.  Everything from movies, TV, Wrestling, music, comic books among others.

What is the biggest flop of the year?

What is the best movie of the year? What about the worst?

What about the best matches of the Movie Trivia Schmoedown?

What are the biggest Geek moments from the past year?

SPOILERS, of course… as the posts following this will continue as if you have seen them all.  Be aware of that as you continue.

However, that is not all!

This year is a special year because it is the end of a decade.  2010-2019 is almost in the books and, while we look back at 2019, we will also be looking back at the first decade of EYG.

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What is the top movie of the decade?

What is the top TV show of the decade?

How about the best moments of the past 10 years?

This could be a major undertaking considering the normal year end review takes a good chunk of December to write up.  Adding a whole decade of review will push EYG to its limits.  It may be a terrible mistake, but we’re gonna give it the old college try!

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Midway (2019)

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It has been several weeks since Midway came out and I have been unable to see it.  It was not that I did not want to see it, but it was not fitting into my schedule and facing other movies that I wanted to see more.

However, the Roland Emmerich directed film stuck around for a few weeks and I was able to see it today.

Because I knew that the score for Midway on Rotten Tomatoes was in the 40% range, I entered the theater with low expectations.

In the end, Midway was okay.  I enjoyed it enough.

This was the story of one of the most vital battles in the Pacific that helped turn the tide of World War II to the United States over the Japanese forces after the attack on Pearl Harbor.  The film contained a group of real people who were involved in the battle, providing a level of realness to the epic tale.

However, and this is the biggest problem of the movie, Midway never takes the time to really get to know these people.  The characters are sorely underdeveloped and the audience does not necessarily even know who was who outside of one or two characters.

I saw one character as Woody Harrelson with a blonde wig because that is who played him.  Patrick Wilson got a little focus, mainly because he tried to tell the people in charge about the attack on Pearl Harbor.  The codebreakers that he was in charge of were probably the most interesting part of the film, but were really delegated to the back seat.  In truth, these people, who in their few moments were shown as quirky, were the real heroes of this story.

The pilots were great and the CGI looked pretty solid, but many of these characters were interchangeable.  Ed Skrein’s character, Dick Best, was the lead of the pilots and had the most screen time.  Almost all of the others were just people.  When they would die, I felt nothing for them because they were just cannon fodder.

The action was good, but I had trouble telling the difference between planes and some of the air fights were hard to follow.  I did like how the film would go into the Japanese soldiers for the thoughts of their leaders.  It gave a face to the other side that you usually do not get in a war movie.

I’m not a huge fan of Roland Emmerich films, but this one is one of the better ones. Midway is not a perfect film by any stretch, but it was a good example of a war film where the most important aspect is the battle.

3.4 stars

 

 

Pinocchio (1940)

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Holy cow.  It had been a long time since I saw Disney’s Pinocchio and I did not remember just how dark this thing was.

Man, this animated film was scarier than many of the horror movies that came out this year.

Legitimately, the scene where Pinocchio was turning into the donkey, especially the spot where the shadow was being shown was frightening. The entire sequence with the whale Monstro was as intense of a stretch as yo are going to have in an animated film.  The wicked creatures such as Stromboli, Honest John, and the Coachman never get any comeuppance for their foul deeds.

I am 100% certain that there were several nightmares induced from this film.

There is also a good message here about doing the right thing and not lying, but it is all encompassed with the nightmare juice.

I really enjoyed it.

Of course, I would not recommend you show your 8-year old this movie.  Wait until they are a little older.  But Pinocchio is an iconic film with some of the most well-known Disney songs of all time, including “When You Wish Upon a Star.”

Pinocchio was naive as could be, believing just about anything these characters told him.  One of those “born yesterday” things.  But his bravery in face of the raging Monstro helped lead him to becoming a real boy.

The animation for 1940 was beautiful and added to the entire presentation.  Considered one of the greatest animated movies of all time.

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Madness in the Method

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I was watching Collider Live’s Thanksgiving episode and Roxy Striar, one of the co-hosts of the YouTube show, said that she was thankful for her chance to be in a movie this year with Stan Lee.  I had no idea what that was.

So I went to IMDB so see what movie Roxy was in this year.  It told me that it was Madness in the Method.  It was directed by and starred Jason Mewes, the “Jay” in the Jay and Silent Bob pairing from Kevin Smith movies.

It was on Amazon Prime so I gave it a chance because I love Roxy and, of course, Stan Lee.

As this movie started, I hated what I saw.  I found this really dumb and idiotic. It was heading toward my worst list of the year.

And then, strangely, I started to find some of the film oddly funny.  There were a bunch of cameos and guest stars that were fun. Where the film seemed to take a bit of a twist was when Dean Cain arrived in a cameo.  He was really funny and it changed my perception of the film.

The story, based on Mewes finding a book on Method acting that causes him to change who he is, becomes very dark.  It was ridiculous but I was not hating it any more.

Mewes, playing himself, as he followed the evil Method, was becoming darker and more wicked with each second and the more darkness he showed, the film got better.   Don’t misunderstand me, it was not good, but it was no longer going to be the horrid film that it looked like the direction it was heading.

Vinnie Jones was great too, as was his eventual fate.  I enjoyed Kevin Smith too.

The movie was not great.  In fact, I can’t recommend it, but if you want a silly stupid movie, this could give you some fun.

Loved seeing Roxy.

2.1 stars

 

The Irishman

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There has been a lot of hype surrounding the new Netflix film, The Irishman, over the last several months from word-of-mouth from the limited theaters that had hosted screenings to the film’s director’s battle of words with Marvel films and fans.  In the end, The Irishman was released on Thanksgiving and lived up to the hype, mostly.

Martin Scorsese assembled a group of actors who have become synonymous with him and told an epic tale of mob life and crime.  Based on the novel I Heard You Pain Houses by Charles Brandt, The Irishman follows truck driver turned hitman Frank Sheeran (Robert DeNiro) as he ingratiated himself into the world of organized crime.  Frank became very close to Russell Bufalino (Joe Pesci), head of the Northeastern Pennsylvania crime family.

Soon, Frank meets Jimmy Hoffa (Al Pacino), the head of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, and becomes close with him as well.

Hoffa, of course, is the infamous Union head who disappeared in 1975 and was never found.  There have been countless of theories over the years of what has happened to Jimmy Hoffa and this film is one of the more recent ones.

I have to say that the de-aging technology done on this movie was utterly brilliant. There was almost none of the tells that you some times see in other movies that try to de-age its actors.  The only scene that was obvious was the “hand-breaking” scene and that was because Robert DeNiro had to physically assault someone and it clearly looked like an old man moving and kicking at his victim.  That was the only time that the CGI pulled me out of the story and I wished they had used a body double for that one scene.  Otherwise, the de-aging process was flawless.

And, without saying, the cast was unbeleivable.  Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci (who came out of semi-retirement to do this role), Harvey Keitel, Ray Romano, Anna Paquin, Steven Graham, Jesse Plemons, Bobby Cannavale lead the massive ensemble.  DeNiro was exceptional in the role, leading us through the narrative, first as an old man in a nursing home and then into flashbacks to tell the story.  I enjoyed the structure of the film as well.

It was incredibly long but I did not feel it as much as I might had I been sitting in a theater.  I paused it several times as I watched it on Netflix for lunch or restroom breaks etc.  The film was a definite slow burn as it moved the story along at a snail pace, but the moments were filled with great story telling or character development.

I suppose the one major issue I had with The Irishman was that it lacked an emotional pay off.  I was not deeply connected emotionally to the characters so when I discovered what the film said their fates were, it was like, yeah, okay, what is next.  I think the storytelling, production and performances were masterful, it is just lacking that wallop of an emotional beat.

It does give a very clear message to how deadly the mob was.  Every time we came across a minor character, we would learn at what point he would die and in what manner, whether it is shot in the head or whatever.  That was very effective.

This is one of my favorite Martin Scorsese movies.  It is one of the most Martin Scorsese movie in a long time.  It was a really great film.

4.5 stars

EYG Top 10 Single Location Movies

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It is time for the Top 10 once again.  This week, Matt and John do a Patreon viewer’s choice of list by doing the Top 10 Single Location Movies.

The rules for this week’s list is that the action of this movie must be exclusively or near exclusively in one location.  There are a few films that I eliminated because they had too much time outside of the one locations.  For example, as I did research on this topic, I saw some people include Reservoir Dogs as a single location film, but I thought that one had too much time outside of that warehouse.  Another one that had too much time away was Castaway, even thought the bulk of the time was on the island.

For me, the top 3 was easy and after that, the list morphed a couple of times.

Image result for setting for Clue the movie#10.  Clue.  I wanted to keep Clue at number ten despite the fact that some films flip flopped around it because I wanted to keep the flavor of the “classic” film.  I use quotation marks, for those who do not know, because John had a big to do about Clue last year.  Of course, the film was set in a Gothic Mansion and it had three endings available.  It was a fun and humorous board game adaptation.

 

Image result for the lighthouse movie#9.  The Lighthouse.  I added this one at the last minute because I wanted it on this list.  The Lighthouse was a tremendously artsy film this year featuring one of the year’s best performances from Willem Dafoe as well as a fantastic performance from Robert Pattinson.  The film is shown in a beautiful black and white that helps create the mood.  And there are so many weird and downright bizarre events that one has to wonder what they are watching at times.

 

Image result for Buried movie#8.  Buried.  Another one that I debated with.  I almost put Snowpiercer here, but I loved the idea of Buried on the list and there is no better example of a single location film than having Ryan Reynolds buried inside a coffin.  The film takes some amazing twist considering you would think it would be fairly limited.  And Ryan Reynolds gives one of his most underrated performances.

 

Image result for breakfast club#7.  The Breakfast Club.  This one bounced around the top 10 list, starting as high as 4 and then dropping a bit after some reordering.  I like this movie, but having it that high on the list just did not seem right.  The dialogue in this film was just excellent and helped propel these characters through their story.  There just seemed to be too many examples of mean-spirited interactions for me.  It is also a movie that I have liked more now than when it originally came out.  A great cast however.

 

Image result for lifeboat movie#6.  Lifeboat.  The Hitchcock film that I searched out to watch because of the Top 10 show last year.  This location is on a lifeboat (obviously) after the sinking of a ship during World War II by a German submarine.  There are both British and American passengers on the ship and the conflict begins to rage when they find a couple of injured Germans and bring them into the lifeboat.  Hitchcock was truly a master of suspense and psychological thrillers and this was a prime example.

 

Image result for phone booth movie#5.  Phone Booth.  This was one I considered excluding because there are some moments outside of the phone booth, but most of the film takes place there and I enjoyed this movie a great deal, so I let it slide as a possible cheat.  Colin Farrell plays Stu, a big time jerk agent who gets caught on a phone with Kiefer Sutherland, who claims to have a gun pointed at him.  Through the threat of danger, Stu is able to find the depth of his own selfishness and make amends.  Farrell does some great work inside that phone booth bringing credibility to a film that could use some.

 

Image result for Misery movie#4.  Misery.  This is another one that could be questionable, but Matt included it on his list, so I am keeping it on mine.  Misery is a fantastic psychological thriller featuring the ultimate movie psycho-fan.  Kathy Bates won an Oscar for her role here and the scene with the sledge hammer is, still today, one of the most disturbing scenes in movie history.

 

Image result for die hard movie#3.  Die Hard.  One of my all time favorite films, wound up at three only because there were a few too many scenes that did not take place at the Nakatomi Plaza.  However, the bulk of the film takes place in this building and I absolutely love this movie so I am including it.  Bruce Willis was, at the time, an idol for me and Alan Rickman created one of the best villains ever.

 

Related image#2.  Rear Window.  The argument that the action did not take place in Jimmy Stewart’s apartment was a silly one.  All you have to say is that the one location is in the complex where Jimmy had his apartment.  But even if you do not consider that, everything was coming from Stewart’s perspective and certainly allows this to qualify.  This is a great movie, the second Hitchcock film on the list.  Rear Window brings the audience into the helplessness of Jimmy Stewart’s world and makes them feel as trapped as he does.  It really is a special movie.

 

Image result for 12 angry men\ movie#1.  12 Angry Men.  This is a great movie that is a perfect example of this topic.  I have more favorite films on the list but you cannot argue that this is the quintessential example of a single location movie.  Everything takes place inside that jury room and the drama is as compelling as you are going to find.  The dialogue and character development drives this film and Henry Fonda is at the heart of this magnificent cast.  Sidney Lumet directed the movie and adapted it from a teleplay by Reginald Rose.

 

Honorable Mentions:  Well, as I mentioned earlier, I nearly had Snowpiercer on the list but changed it at the last minute.  Chris Evans is great in this post apocalyptic thriller.  Moon is another that almost made the list, mainly on the strength of the great Sam Rockwell’s performance.  I enjoyed the reboot of Dredd with Karl Urban, but I have only ever seen it once.  Locke is another good to great film that featured Tom hardy in a car.  I liked the recent film Free Fire too.  The third Hitchcock film, Rope, nearly made my list as well.

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