Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

Quite a brutal and frightening film.

Michael Rooker is Henry, a character loosely based on the serial killer Henry Lee Lucas, and Rooker is a dominating force on the screen.  The chilling and callous manner in which he dispatches these innocent people shows how much of a monster some of these serial killers can be.

It is odd, but Henry is not the worst character in the film. Otis (Tom Towles) is far and away a worse person.  Otis would at times accompany Henry on his killing sprees and he would even video tape the events.

I have to say that I was having a herd time finding someone to root for in the film.  It weirdly almost sets Henry up as the anti-hero in a few scenes, but those feel wrong (as is proven at the film’s conclusion).  I really wanted there to be some kind of comeuppance for the pair of horrid individuals, and when that did not fully happen, I found it to be a little unsatisfying.

However, the final shot of the film is absolutely dark and powerfully scary.

Michael Rooker was top of the line in the role.  His performance was frightening and executed perfectly.  The imagery was dark, brutal and nightmarish.  The belief that there were people like this in the world truly makes one doubt humanity.

Finding a rating for this film is tough.  It doesn’t feel right to give this one a “FUN TIME” rating, but I would not go to the “CLASSIC” rating either.  It also does not feel right to call this “OVERRATED” as I would consider this a (mostly) positive review.  So I am going to debut a new rating for this film that will cover it.  It is a….

 

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Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)

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I was struggling trying to determine what exactly I wanted to watch tonight.  Everything that I found was either too long or not what I wanted.  There were actually a bunch of creepy/scary films available, but I just did not feel like I was wanting to handle a movie with shock and terror in it.

So I played a film with those words in the title!

Birdemic: Shock and Terror is one of the worst movies ever made.  Thankfully, I have only seen it as a part of the special presentations by the RiffTrax Live guys, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett.  Even today, Birdemic: Shock and Terror is my favorite RiffTrax show I have seen.

Birdemic the movie is a film that is meant to pay homage to Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, but it fails in just about every imaginable manner.  It takes around 45 minutes before we see any birds on the screen at all and when they finally do show up, they are possibly the worst special effects to find its way onto a movie screen.

Calling the acting wooden would be too good.  Alan Bagh (who plays Rod) is unbelievably robotic in his portrayal of the software salesman turned solar panel magnate who dates our lovely young model Nathalie (Whitney Moore) and these two stumble through the somewhat unaffected world where killer eagles are attacking people at gas stations, alongside the road and at motels.

This is truly a film that is impossible to describe.  The special effects, the sound quality (or lack thereof), the acting, the story, the consistent shots of people driving their cars for no determinable reason.

Thankfully, the RiffTrack guys make this a remarkably entertaining, making me laugh out loud at their hi-jinks and witty banter.  The best part though is when none of the three of them are able to make a joke because they are too busy laughing themselves at the horrible performance of Rod.

The reason behind the Birdemic, we guess, has to do with global warming as the film takes many opportunity to spread the word about how humans are affecting nature (including one of the most awkward allusions to Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth movie.

I love the RiffTrax performance and if you see Birdemic: Shock and Terror (which also somehow spawned a sequel), you must see the RiffTrax version.  That is because, scoring the movie itself only… it is …

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Night School

Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish star in the brand new, we’ll say, comedy Night School.  Unfortunately, I did not find very many comedic elements to be had here.

Kevin Hart is Teddy, a high school dropout who has a great skill at sales.  His ability to charm people into purchasing things that they really did not need made him very successful.  However, when adversity falls upon him and he needs to find a new job, Teddy discovers that he needs a high school diploma to be hired.  He decides to go to night school to get his GED, but his struggles in learning, particularly in test taking, rear its ugly head once again in the classroom of night school teacher Carrie (Tiffany Haddish).

Teddy’s old high school rival Stewart (Taran Killiam) happens to be the principal of the school, who carries a bat and somehow can get away with intimidating and bullying the student body.  I found that character to be so unlikely that it really took me out of the movie.

Not that I was truly ever into the movie as I found this one to be stupid and dull.  The best parts of the film included the side stories of the other members of the night school class, in particular the ridiculousness of Rob Riggle, and desperate housewife looking for an escape from her home life Theresa (played by 24’s own Chloe, Mary Lynn Rajskub).  Other than that, there was not much to be had here.

The film was unbelievably predictable.  I had to use the restroom, and before I went, I thought to myself about what was going to happen.  I listed off several of these in my head.  When I cam back, I actually saw each and every one of the things I thought was going to happen, happen.  It was shocking how easily it was to know what was going to happen.

Predictability would still be fine if the film was funny, but there were so few moments of humor that I was shocked.  Between two of the funniest people in Hollywood today in Hart and Haddish to have a film so devoid of laughs in so sad.  Even in my theater, there were, at best, a few giggles here and there.  The potentially best scene with humor was then ruined with a gross out moment that I just do not find funny.

Hart and Haddish are charismatic individuals and they are usually funnier than this, but I just do not think the script was worth the time of these top line comedians.

Another major problem was that the film was released as a PG-13 film and there were many times that you could see that the words being said by the actors did not match what their mouths were saying.  They clearly edited out some F-bombs to make it down to PG-13, but they did it so poorly that it was obvious when it happened.  It was like the old days on television when they would have the film Die Hard on and you would hear John McClane say “Yippee Ki Yay, Mister Falcon.”  It is a silly way to keep the ratings in the family level.

There are a couple of positive messages hidden in the story, but it is so convoluted inside the rest of the stupid dialogue and plot points that it loses any sort of power.

Then the ending was so contrived it was just unbelievable.  I won’t spoil it, but it was a laughably easy finish.

In what could have been a really funny film, Night School was a huge flop despite a crew of funny people on screen.  I was counting the minutes for this one to be finished.

2 stars

EYG Top 10 Mark Wahlberg Films

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I saw this topic and I immediately thought that I was in trouble.  I actually considered changing the topic for the first time ever from Top 10 Mark Wahlberg Films to The Top 10 Worst Films with Mark Wahlberg.  I have never been a big Mark Wahlberg fan and I was not certain I could reach 10 films that I really liked.  I was also sure that I could easily find ten that I did not like.

In the end, I did have to stretch somewhat to get to 10 Mark Wahlberg films that I liked, but I also struggled with finding ten that I hated so I decided to just stick with the regular topic.  Here was the Top Ten Worst list anyway…

  1.  Transformers: The Last Knight
  2.  Planet of the Apes
  3.  Transformers:  Age of Extinction
  4.  Ted 2
  5.  Daddy’s Home 2
  6.  Contraband
  7.  Ted
  8.  Mile 22
  9.  The Perfect Storm
  10.  Entourage

Yeah, there are some films on this list that people like (aka Ted, Perfect Storm) but I just do not like either. And number 10 is a cheat really.  Numbers 8-9 aren’t terrible, so I did not feel I needed to readjust the topic (However, number one and two are two of the worst ever!)

So I went ahead to find the Top 10 Mark Wahlberg films.  I still had to cheat a little as you will see at number 10 and number 9.

 

Image result for daddy's home 1 movie#10.  Daddy’s Home.  I was about two-thirds of the way through this movie and was trying to figure out exactly what spot on the worst films of the year Daddy’s Home would occupy.  I am not a fan of Will Farrell either so this film had a double dose of trouble coming from me.  However, the third act suddenly found its voice and its humor and surprised the heck out of me.  It is not a good film by any accounts, but it did not end up making that worst films of the year list either so there is that.  This is one of the reasons why I try to sit through the entire film, even if I am hating on it so much because you never know when one might turn it around.

 

Image result for the departed#9.  The Departed.  This is a film that lots of people love, but I have never been a huge fan of.  I have only seen it once on home video and it was a time of my life where I was not that into this type of movie.  My guess is that if I saw it again, I would probably see more in it as so many others have.  I still remember it being a good film though and being surprised by it.

 

Image result for all the money in the world#8.  All the Money in the World.  Another film that I liked but did not love.  The film got a bit of a push because of the Kevin Spacey stuff, but Mark Wahlberg is still very solid in it.  The film really became Christopher Plummer’s movie because of his dramatic entry into the cast, but Wahlberg is important in the film as the go-between with Plummer and Michelle Williams.

 

Image result for 2 guns#7.  2 Guns.  You have to appreciate the pairing of Wahlberg with Denzel Washington.  Sure the film is, at best, an average film, but the relationship and the chemistry between Wahlberg and Washington elevated the movie to heights that other performers would not be able to accomplish.  Wahlberg and Washington were funny and entertaining and they made the movie better.

 

Image result for patriots day#6.  Patriots Day. We are getting closer to the true favorites of my list now.  Patriots Day was a really compelling film dealing with the bombings at the Boston Marathon.  It is a true story and, although Wahlberg does not play a real person (actually an amalgam of a bunch of people), he is an important piece to make the narrative flow well.  There is high drama and you connect immediately to Wahlberg and his “everyman” character who winds up at the most inopportune place and time.

 

Image result for pain and gain#5.  Pain and Gain.  I might have moved this even higher up my list if not for one important detail.  This is a true story about a group of horrible people but the film makes these people funny and play the terrible things they do as a joke.  If not for that, this would be one of my favorite Wahlberg films.  I certainly love the Rock in here and pairing those two up makes for a lot of sense.  If this were a fictional account, it would be so much better but I almost feel guilty for enjoying this Michael Bay film.

 

Image result for lone survivor#4.  Lone Survivor.  The biggest spoiler is right in the title of this movie.  A group of Navy SEALS head into Afghanistan on a mission that included both surveillance and the possible killing of the Taliban leader Ahmad Shah.  Again, by the title, you kind of know how that mission is going to end.  That does not take away from how dramatic, edge of your seat tense the film is.  This was the first film in the collaboration between director Peter Berg and Mark Wahlberg.

 

Image result for the fighter#3.  The Fighter.  This is a great film with an amazing cast including Wahlberg, Christian Bale and Amy Adams.  Wahlberg plays boxer Mickey Ward in this real life story of the early years of Ward’s career.  There is so much drama and excitement here and this is a remarkable film throughout.  Wahlberg chose the role because of his actual friendship with Mickey Ward and he provides, arguably, one of his very best performances.

 

Image result for deepwater horizon movie#2.  Deepwater Horizon.  I almost made this number one.  I really considered it.  This is the third collaboration between Peter Berg and Mark Wahlberg and this true story of a massive fire on an oil drilling rig and the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico resulting from that disaster.  This movie is completely engrossing and suspenseful from the first second until the final reel.  You are never sure what is going to happen and you are constantly amazed with what actually did.  I was absolutely surprised by how much I loved this movie and how much I was connected to the characters and their plights.  I knew there would be characters paying the ultimate price, but I felt for each of them as their time came.  It is a great film.

 

Image result for boogie nights penis shot#1.  Boogie Nights.  However, no matter how much I wanted to put Deepwater Horizon at number one, the correct answer to this puzzle is Boogie Nights.  Playing Dirk Diggler, Mark Wahlberg was able to shred the “Marky Mark” image and show that he was a real actor.  The film was amazingly rich with other performances as well from Burt Reynolds, John C. Reilly, Julianne Moore, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Heather Graham, William H. Macy and Don Cheadle.  And the film ends with one of the most iconic shots in Hollywood history.

 

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Fahrenheit 11/9

Here is another really solid documentary for the year.  There have been several great docs that I have seen, but this one is a little less inspiring than some of the others.

In fact, this one leaves you with a sinking feeling. A deep depressing sense that our country is facing a serious threat from within.

I have always tried to avoid being political on EYG because it is the easiest way to create divisiveness and I do not want that.  However, Michael Moore’s newest documentary, Fahrenheit 11/9 cannot be analyzed without taking the steps into the world of politics.

The film itself is well crafted and tells a strong story of how we came to be where we are right now, with the presidency of Donald J. Trump and how easily it could become more than what we expect.

To be fair, Michael Moore spends a chunk of the doc focusing on other issues that would be considered tangential to Trump’s America.  This included the poison water crisis from Flint, Michigan, the school shooting at Parkland, Florida and the teacher strike in West Virginia.  Moore brings these back around to Trump eventually, but he is not the only person who he goes after in this doc.  Michigan governor Rick Snyder is portrayed as a serious villain in this piece and, if anything close to what is shown here is true, then that man needs to be removed via vote immediately.  Democrats are not free of Moore’s wrath either as he calls out Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and other long-time established Democrats in Congress for their roles in bringing us Trump as president.

The Obama part was particularly difficult considering how Moore showed the hope from the people of Flint when Obama came to the city with the expectation of helping the people only to have a glass of water in a stunt at a press conference.  That was seen as a betrayal from the Flint people and helped suppress the vote int he 2016 election in a state where Hillary lost by just a handful of votes.

It was also very painful to see some of the cell phone footage from inside the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School at Parkland as bullets are flying around these kids.  The students who then stepped forward ready to make change in the world are all the more inspiring after seeing this documentary.

It is amazing to listen to some of the insanity that comes out of the mouths of some of these people, in particular, our Commander in Chief.  The film paints a horrific vision of a possible future and one that is not all that difficult to imagine.  See the film for yourself and make your own mind up.

3.75 stars

Deliverance (1972)

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Burt Reynolds passed away recently at the age of 82.  I had never seen this iconic film from his oeuvre so I put it on the list to watch.

It was very disturbing of a film.

It started with the epic dueling banjos that was so fantastic.  About midway through the film, the horrible rape scene takes place (poor Ned Beatty) and the rest of the film was tense.

Honestly, the first part of the film featured Reynolds. but the second half of the film belonged to Jon Voight as Ed and Ned Beatty dealing with his own pain over what happened to him.  Burt was regulated to the sidelines with his injured leg.

I will say that the first part of Deliverance, after dueling banjos, was dull.  There was just too much canoeing going on.  It seemed to me that a lot of that could have been removed and it would have made the film a tighter feel.  However, once the hillbillies showed up with their plans of making poor Ned Beatty squeal, this film picked up the pace.

There is a lot of uncertainty in the film as well.  Drew (Ronny Cox) fell out of the canoe as the four friends reached the dangerous rapids.  Why was that?  Reynolds’ character claimed he was shot, but I am not sure of that.  I did not hear a shot fired nor was their any real evidence of that when they came across Drew’s body later.  It as a strange part of the story.

I have heard a lot of great word of mouth about this movie, but to me, it is, at best, okay.  The second half of the film was better and, of course, the Dueling Banjos song was tremendous.  Otherwise, there was the shock value of the rape and not that much more.

It is a solid film in the technical aspects, but I do not see it as one of the great films of all time. It certainly has some of the most iconic moments of all time, but moments do not necessarily make a movie.

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Misery (1990)

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Kathy Bates has had a great career, and Misery is one of the highlights.

In Misery, Kathy Bates created one of the most iconic and HORRIFYING CRINGE-WORTHY moments in movie history.  It was the hobbling scene where she took a sledgehammer to the ankles of James Caan, who was playing author Paul Sheldon.  It was a scene where, even when I knew it was coming, caused me to scream out in anguish.

The movie, which was basically the two main stars working in a confined room, never felt dull or boring.  It was completely engaging and breathtaking.

Paul, who had just finished his newest manuscript, was heading home through a blizzard when his car crashed.  Injured badly, Paul awoke in a bed being nursed back to health by Annie Wilkes.  She had plenty of answers to his questions that seemed reasonable as to why he was not in a hospital.  He legs had been badly broken and his shoulder separated but Annie was his number one fan and was dedicated to help him heal while the blizzard kept them isolated.

Of course, Annie was more than just the number one fan.  She was the proof that the work fan comes from the word FANATIC, as she showed her levels of crazy gradually.

Kathy Bates and James Caan are tremendous here.  Misery wound up being directed by Rob Reiner and adapted to the screen from The Princess Bride writer, William Goldman.  Interestingly enough, the hobbling scene was originally intended to be a decapitation instead and that caused a great deal of problem with many actors and actresses.  Reportedly, it was what led Bette Midler to drop out of the role of Annie.

Which turned out to be a great opportunity for Kathy Bates, who did win an Academy Award for the role.

Misery is such a taut thriller with so many great moments that you always remember, it is certainly one of the best Stephen King adaptations to make the big screen.  It has to be the biggest fear of every famous person that there is an Annie Wilkes in their fan club.  Quite an amazing film.

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The House with a Clock in Its Walls

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The House with a Clock in Its Walls is a film that feels like an eighties style Spielberg film combined with Goosebumps and Harry Potter.  It is a horror movie for kids that adults should also enjoy.  I found the movie to be very charming and engaging.

Jack Black and Cate Blanchett are great together as our lead characters Uncle Jonathan and Mrs. Zimmerman.  Then, young actor Own Vaccario as Louis holds his own with these top of the line actors.  Again, as it is in most of these kinds of films, if the young actor does not carry himself well, the entire movie falters.

Louis’s parents died and he has come to stay with his Uncle Jonathan, who lives in a mysterious house that some people believe is haunted.  It is not too long after his arrival at the house that Louis realizes that there is something magical going on inside the doors.  Meanwhile, Uncle Jonathan is looking for a hidden clock somewhere in the house, that he hears ticking in the middle of the night and he seems to be desperate to discover where the clock is found.

There are some great scenes in this movie and I really found it charming.  There were even moments in the film where I was tearing up because of what was happening.  I loved the platonic pairing of Jack Black and Cate Blanchett.  They are wonderfully witty together with the back and forth banter between them.

Another favorite of mine is Kyle MacLachlan, who is the villain of the piece, Isaac Izard.  MacLachlan is always good in whatever role he is in and this is no exception.

Some of the humor was too juvenile for me, but there were not too many of them to bring the film down.  Most of the film’s humor was funny and witty.  There were a couple too many poop jokes, though they are more creative than usual.

There are some scary moments that might be considered too much for a really younger child.  This would be a great family film for mid aged children.  It can be a great way to introduce children to the genre of humor.  I was shocked when I saw that this movie was directed by Eli Roth, who was more known for his blood and gore films than anything else.  I would never have made the connection to Eli Roth had I not seen his name in the credits.

Another strong part of the film was the school section for Louis as he had to find his way through the political-like environment of the students.  I liked how one storyline piece did not go in the direction you thought it would go when it started off.

The House with a Clock in Its Walls is a very solid and enjoyable movie with some very great performances from some wonderfully talented actors.  The CGI is fine and the story develops well.  Some of the humor misses, but more hits than not.  This feels like a future member of the 31 Days of Halloween on Freeform.

4 stars

A Simple Favor

On first look, A Simple Favor did not seem to be a film that I was very interested in seeing, but the new film directed by Paul Feig and starring Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively was highly entertaining.

The film starts off as an odd couple comedy with two mothers who could not be more different.  Then, it turns into a mystery noir focused on what happened to Emily (Blake Lively) who disappeared after requesting that Stephanie (Anna Kendrick) picks up Emily’s son from school.

The relationship between Emily and Stephanie was a great way to start the film as both actresses have a warm charm that really served them well in this movie.  They were very funny as they were getting to know one another, but you could tell that the film was setting something up as it was slowly dropping hints about the two women and their questionable pasts.

After Emily disappears, A Simple Favor becomes a different movie.  There is a feel of darkness that comes into the script and the tone shifts as I was completely invested in the development of the story and discovering exactly what was going on.

I really enjoyed this movie, until a certain event happens in the finale of the film that just completely sends the film off the rails for me.  Without spoiling it, the ending of this felt so out of place in either of the parts of this movie that it really detracted from the film itself.  The fact that the ending did not completely ruin the movie for me is a testament to the strength of what had come before it.  In that third act, I was just not sure what was going to happen ( a good thing) and I was running scenarios through my head while the scene played out, but the actual pay off was so poor that anything else would have made this movie one of the best of the year.  Instead, it has to settle for being a very fun and enjoyable movie.

Blake Lively was transcendent here.  She seemed to glow on the screen and I could not take my eyes off of her.  She was so amazingly beautiful through the movie that I could ignore some of the more controversial things she was saying just because of her beauty.

I also enjoyed the development of the Anna Kendrick character from the beginning of the movie through the end.  The use of the video blog was a clever way to provide some details to the audience.  There may have been some other moments where the exposition was over used, but these vblog parts were very effective.

In the end, I really enjoyed most of A Simple Favor.  It kept me off balance and uncertain about what was going to happen next and it is able to survive the shifts in tone that happen in the story.  Unfortunately, the ending salvo was such a step down from the high quality of the rest of the movie that I could see how it could feel disappointing to many viewers.  I was able to get past it and it did not ruin the film for me.

4 stars

EYG Top 10 Young Adult Books Into Movies

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Hey all.

This week’s topic for John and Matt were Top 10 Young Adult Books into Movies in honor of this weekend’s release of The House with a Clock in Its Walls. The first thought I had was …heck, how many Harry Potter movies will have to be on this dang list?  The horrible YA movies started flooding my head such as Twilight, The Host, Divergent, The Giver, Mortal Instruments, that last one that was more X-Men like than anything else.  I was not hopeful.

However, after listening to the show and doing my own research, I realized there was a plethora of awesome choices.  So many so that I had to make some real choices of which ones to cut from my list.  That number ten spot could have gone to several films and I would not have missed a beat.

It is also interesting that five of my top ten are films that were not mentioned today by either Matt or John.

 

Image result for love, simon#10.  Love, Simon.  This was a wonderful film from this year that told the story of a young gay teen and his path to coming out via an e-mail relationship that he was having with an anonymous students from his school.  Love, Simon was so sweet and heart warming that you did not even realize how much of an important jump forward making a film like this was.  The ending might have been a bit weaker than the rest of the film, but Love, Simon was so good before the end that it did not falter after the end.  It was a wonderful film.

 

Image result for a monster calls#9.  A Monster Calls.  Another heart-wrenching film that has a beautiful performance from the young actor Lewis MacDougall.  It is the sweet story of a boy and his gigantic tree.  Actually, it is a story of survival and grief and overcoming the pain of loss.  Liam Neeson provided the voice of the monster and never once delivered the line “I am Groot.”  Bring your tissues to this one.

 

Image result for mrs doubtfire#8.  Mrs. Doubtfire.  Robin Williams classic that I had no idea was based on a young adult book until John Rocha brought it up on the show.  Daniel is only trying to spend time with his children, but that pesky judge and court system was preventing him from doing so he took it into his own hands and became an elderly British woman.  Mrs. Doubtfire is one of the best and most consistent comedic performances Robin Williams ever gave, and that is saying something.

 

Related image#7.  Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.  Another one that I did not expect, but it was so great and emotional that I think I may have even given it five stars.  It was so creative with the story telling and the characters that I hadn’t seen anything like it before.  It is another film that requires a hanky to watch.  There were amazing performances from the three main actors and they gripped your emotions and completely messed with then.  And it was FUNNY!

 

Related image#6.  Mary Poppins.  One of the most iconic Disney classics of all time featuring an amazing musical performance from the entire cast and an unbelievable dance from the master himself, Dick Van Dyke.  Mary Poppins was full of great music that we sing yet today.  I absolutely love Chim Chim Cher-ee.  In fact, Disney is preparing to continue the saga of Mary Poppins with a sequel this Christmas with a brand new Mary Poppins. We’ll see if Emily Blunt can come anywhere close to Julie Andrews.

 

Image result for prisoner of azkaban#5.  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.  The lone Harry Potter movie in the top ten, this really is the first time that the crew of Harry, Hermione and Ron faced something that would bring serious stakes.  It introduced a series of new and wonderful characters to the world of Harry Potter as well, including Gary Oldman’s Sirius Black.  Plus, the film actually started to introduce some darkness into the series, a necessary evil for the series to grow and thrive.  This was the first Harry Potter film directed by filmmaker Alfonso Cuaron and he does a tremendous job movie the third installment of this series ahead.

 

Image result for the two towers#4.  The Two Towers.  Matt mentioned this one on the Top 10 and I hadn’t thought about it, but I agreed that the J.R.R. Tolkien series of books were read by plenty of young adults and high school students.  I also agree with Matt that this is my favorite entry in the series.  It just seemed as if every time the film switched from story to story, it was the perfect time for me.  I remember sitting in the theater and thinking, “I wonder what the hobbits are doing?” and then the film would go to the hobbits.  Plus, Gollum and Treebeard.  Epic.

 

Image result for the wizard of oz#3. The Wizard of Oz.  One of the greatest, most magical movies of all time.  This was one of my childhood favorite films.  I loved the Wizard of Oz and I looked forward to its appearance on television so I could watch it every year.  I have several of the songs on my phone right now.  Judy Garland was great as Dorothy, even though her little dog really was a bad little dog and did bite that poor woman.  Somebody find me the Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon CD!  It’s so trippy.

 

Related image#2.  Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  Roald Dahl’s classic story (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) was adapted brilliantly int this film and Gene Wilder was just perfect in every step of this film. He was funny, dramatic, sinister all in the same scene.  He sang like a bird and tortured those little brat children to no end.  Plus, the Oompa-Loompas were charming as could be.  I don’t blame Veronica Salt for wanting some.

 

Image result for the princess bride#1. The Princes Bride.  I had never considered this film until Matt brought it up on his list.  My mouth dropped open when he said it, because I could not believe that I had not thought of it immediately.  The Princess Bride is my favorite movie of all time and I could not love this movie any more.  It is the most quotable movie of all time.  It is such a treat, focused on the fact that true love can overcome any obstacle.  “Death cannot stop true love…all it can do is delay it for a while.”  An amazing cast featuring some of my favorite people ever in Andre the Giant, Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest.  The fresh faced Robin Wright was note perfect as Buttercup.  I absolutely loved the fencing contest between Westley and Inigo.  The Dread Image result for the princess bridePirate Roberts could not be anyone else but Cary Elwes.  The fact that this gets to be my number one on this list on the eve of Talk Like a Pirate Day is the perfect synchronicity.  This film is laugh out loud funny no matter how many times you see it.  I laugh time Westley gets attacked by the R.O.U.S mere seconds (in perfect comedic timing) after he had said that “I don’t believe they exist.”  I could go on an don about this movie, but it just may be time to storm the castle.  And I did this whole bit without saying “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.”  That is certainly inconceivable!!! (By the Image result for the princess bride fred savageway, is there a better stand up and cheer, goose bumps moment in movies than when Inigo says “I want my father back you son of  a bitch“?)

I just love this movie.  Can you come back tomorrow and read it to me again?  As you wish.

 

Honorable mention:  So many!  These movies competed for the number ten spot.  Hunger Games.  I couldn’t believe I wound up cutting this one, but there were films I just liked better.  Charlotte’s Web.  I loved this animated film as a child.  I almost put it at ten just because of how much I loved it as a child.  The Apple Dumpling Gang almost made the list, because it was also a childhood favorite.  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was just about here too, but I went with Prisoner instead.  Amazing that I only had to do one Harry Potter film.  The Mighty is a film based on the awesome book Freak the Mighty and it is very entertaining.  Coraline was a great film and so was Hugo.  I considered To Kill a Mockingbird as well.  The first Maze Runner wasn’t bad, but it really did not have much chance of making this list and neither did Percy Jackson.  One that I was sure was making it until it faded after I started expanding this list was A Series of Unfortunate Events with Lemony Snicket.  I have not seen The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

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Predator (1987)

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This one is so much better than the new version that came out this weekend, The Predator.  It is not even close.

This movie really shot Arnold Schwarzenegger into the stratosphere of movie stars with his great performance as Dutch, the leader of an elite crew of mercenaries/soldiers who are sent into Central America on a secret mission.

While taking care of the mission, Dutch and his team encounter an alien being that starts hunting them and killing them off one at a time.

Why this works so much better than the new film? There are many reasons.  One, in Predator, we took some time to know who this group of soldiers were and how they were connected to one another.  They were more than just a bunch of traits.  They were characters.  They may not have been incredibly deep, but they gave you a reason to care about their imminent deaths.  Two, the humor was kept to a bare minimum in the original.  There were several one liners in the first Predator that worked (most of Jesse Ventura’s lines for example), but the entire crew did not feel the need to be cracking wise through the whole movie.  Three. the Predator itself was more than just a Hulk rip-off.  This predator was a real hunter and he took advantage of his skills and his knowledge to become a threat.  He was not just show up and batter people to death like in the new film.  Fourth, the story was simple.  It was a slasher movie with soldiers instead of teenagers.  There was no need for complex convoluted plotlines that some times did not go anywhere.  There was one major plot…to survive.

Predator had some serious violence.  I know that my friends in our Champions group of role-playing games always wanted one of Blain’s (Jesse Ventura) line guns after seeing the chaos that thing brought.  The scene of the soldiers just decimating the jungle after Blain’s untimely death (really, he died way too soon!!!) was just amazing.

I also loved how Arnold Schwarzenegger was battered and bloody and nearly died.  He did not stroll through the film like nothing would ever hurt him.  He was frightened by this monster and he had to use every trick in the book to survive and he knew that he was lucky.

After watching this week’s Honest Trailers which featured this original Predator, I have to agree with them that the scene at the very beginning revealing that the Predator came from outer space was an unnecessary scene that actually hurt the film.  How much cooler would it have been if we did not know what it was that was stalking these men and causing such violence?  Instead, we know immediately that it was an alien.  I have to agree with Honest Trailers here, even though it was not a major problem.

If you want to see a Predator movie this weekend, I highly recommend that you skip the one with the “The” in front of it and watch the first and best  one, Predator.

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Star Wars (1977)

As I was writing up my post on Muppet Treasure Island, I was flipping around the TV stations and I came across the original Star Wars, what would become to be known as Star Wars: A New Hope, on TNT.  So I watched it.

It has been awhile since I have seen this film that started a franchise that is so important to movies and to fandom.  It was such a treat this morning seeing the initial film that had so much joy and fun about it, before people got angry and insane over every little thing.  How the greatness of this epic came through the screen with great characters, exciting action, wonderful performances and a story that is simple yet full of heart on its own.

Watching it again made me remember how special it was to see Star Wars for the first time.  What a special feeling it brought to the viewer, filling him/her with a tale of a hero’s journey from youth to rebel fighter.

Sure, Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) was really whiny, but that only serve to show you how much the character grew over the years and the subsequent films.  We got continued goodness from Harrison Ford as Han Solo.  A brave and heroic princess who was not anyone’s damsel in distress in Carrie Fisher’s Leia.  The regalness of Sir Alec Guinness as our first ever Obi-Wan Kenobi.  The first time ever to see such iconic characters such as Chewbacca, R2D2, C3PO.

Directed by George Lucas, the film truly holds up and actually looks even better than the CGI fests that populated this franchise in later episodes.

And there was the pureness of Darth Vader, before we knew that he was a hero fallen or that he would one day be conflicted because of his feelings for a son.  This Darth Vader was a classic villain who was bad ass and knew what he wanted.  He did not hesitate to strike down Obi-Wan with his light sabre and send the old knight straight into the world of Force ghosts.

Each character had an arch and they each became more than they were at the beginning.  Han Solo showed his heroic side for the first time (unless you count Solo: A Star Wars Story) as he returned to help Luke blow up the Death Star, an unbelievable weapon that destroyed Alderaan earlier in the film.

There are so many great moments that I can even forgive those tacked on moments that just do not feel as if they fit, such as Han Solo meeting with Jabba the Hut and basically telling him the exact thing he told Greedo.  It was an unnecessary scene that felt repetitive and was tacked on just to shoehorn Jabba into the movie.  These moments are distractions, but cannot take away from the overall epicness of this classic.

There was a reason why this was such a moment in time.  Star Wars was one of the greatest movies ever made.

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Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

This coming Wednesday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  I celebrate the holiday every September the 19th.  As the song says, it is a day when adults can show that they still know how to play.  In honor of the great day, I pulled out one of my favorite pirate inspired movies of all time… Muppet Treasure Island.

The Muppets became involved in a series of movies that retold classic stories using the Muppets in the starring roles.  Muppets Christmas Carol, Muppets Wizard of Oz etc.  This one was an adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island.

Kermit the Frog was Captain Smollet, the captain of the Hispanola.  Miss Piggy was his beloved girlfriend Benjamina Gunn.  Sam Eagle was Mr. Arrow. Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat were here as themselves.

However, there were three key human characters here.  EYG Hall of Fame Wild Card Inductee Tim Curry played the evil pirate chef Long John Silver, Kevin Bishop was a young Jim Hawkins and comedian Billy Connolly played Bill Bones, who had stolen Cap’n Flint’s treasure map.  The three of these actors brought a ton of humor and solid work to the Muppet cast.

I liked the songs on this film more than some of the other Muppet films.  In particular, “Shiver My Timbers”, “Professional Pirate”, “Something Better” and “Sailing for Adventure.”  While there may not be any instant classic such as “Rainbow Connection”, the overall quality of songs are wonderful.

Tim Curry is perfect as Long John Silver.  He provides the charisma of the gentleman of fortune and yet plays the sinister aspects of the character extremely well.  The relationship between Curry and Kevin Bishop was believable and true.

The film is quick-paced and fun.  It is a perfect way to celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day.  Ahoy!

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The Endless

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I was at the iTunes movie store the other day and I came across a horror/fantasy Sci-fi film in the $0.99 rentals.  It was listed as a 2018 release (although I believe it may have debuted at a festival prior to 2018) called The Endless.  The synopsis was fairly intriguing and the price was certainly right.

The film turned out to be extremely solid and downright mind-trippy fun.

Two brothers, Aaron (Aaron Moorhead) and Justin (Justin Benson) received a mysterious video from the cult that they had escaped from as children and they felt a pull to go back to see exactly what they had left.  Once there, the pair realized that there was more happening than just cultist behavior.

Moorhead and Benson were not only the stars of this movie, but they were also the directors and Benson was the the screenwriter.  This film was very well done and had a real feel of an independent movie.  You could feel the surroundings.  The setting became an important aspect of the story.

The mystery of what is going on is very challenging, even when you know what is happening, it is difficult to comprehend and that thinking is welcomed in the horror genre.  In fact, not only was the script very intelligent, it was also creepy as hell, especially in the first half of the movie.

The film has an original story that weaves its way through the narrative successfully.  The performances were solid.  I especially enjoyed the performance of “cult leader” Hal (Tate Ellington).  Hal always seems to have something that he is keeping to himself, but you are never really sure what that might be.  I appreciate how the film deftly avoids the cliched answers that one might expect from the reveal of the film.

The Endless is a great horror movie and fans of the genre will enjoy watching this develop.

3.85 stars

 

Mandy

What. the. Hell.  was. this???

I’m trying to wrap my head around what I just watched.  I’m not sure I want to wrap my head around it.

It is certainly a horror/revenge flick.  But it was so out there that what I saw for most of the movie was so weird… it is difficult to really judge it.

One thing is for sure.  The only actor that could be in this movie and not be completely campy is Nicolas Cage (or maybe Bruce Campbell).  This role is just perfect for Nicolas Cage and his unbelievably over-acting, filled with moments of bulging eyes and bizarre facial features.

And… holy crap… there be violence here.

Red Miller (Nicolas Cage) and Mandy Bloom (Andrea Riseborough) are in love and are existing in what some may say as a heavenly existence.  When a vicious cult, led by sadistic Jeremiah Sand (Linus Roache) comes into the picture, the perfect couple is forever destroyed, sending Red on a bloody trip of vengeance.

I think you have to be in the right mind set to watch Mandy.  It comes off as a violent dream, one that you cannot awaken from.  There may be a perverse enjoyment in watching Red cut through these cultists that infused themselves into their lives, but there is also a feeling of grossness here.  Does the film go too far?  Hard to say.

I have never been much of a fan of the torture horror porn style of film and this feels as if it fits into that more than any other.  I do believe there are metaphors and symbols sprinkled throughout the film that give it more of a message or weight that might be seen easier upon a second viewing once I am used to what is happening on the screen.  However, I am pretty sure that a second viewing is not happening.

The soundtrack is pounding and cannot be ignored.  Each shot has a weird color scheme to it, leaning heavily on the blood red.

Perhaps the fact that I am disturbed by the film is the real point to it.

3.1 stars