The TV Week That Was

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Good day all.

Image result for Twin peaksTonight is the night.  On Showtime, Twin Peaks makes it triumphant return in a two hour debut.  The 18 episode mini-series picks up where the classic ABC series left off 26 years ago.  I am so excited for Twin Peaks that, despite having to miss American Gods and the last two hours of WWE Payback PPV, I will be front and center for the revival.  I can’t wait for that damn good coffee and pie, the return of Agent Dale Cooper and the rest of the massive cast.  It is happening again.

Meanwhile, we had several season finales last week, each bringing something interesting to the table.  First, last Sunday, Once Upon A Time came to a conclusion for the season in what should have really been a series finale.  With Jennifer Morrison leaving, the series came to what could only be defined as a happily-ever-after ending after they defeated the Black Fairy and prevented Rumple and Belle’s son from killing Emma.  Then, we had a strange time jump where everything seemed to become bizarrely familiar.  A little girl came to a door (room 815 by the way, hello LOST!!!) and knocked on it.  A grown up Henry answered only to have the little girl claim to be his daughter and that he needed to come with her to help save his family.  This, of course, hearkens back to the series premiere when Henry literally did the exact same thing with his mother Emma.  OUAT has been renewed for season 7, but the ending to season 6 really felt like a perfect ending.  I hope they do not spoil what could have been a magnificent way to go out for the sake of one more season.

Image result for agents of shield season 4 finaleAgents of SHIELD came to an end as Ghost Rider jumped over to Coulson so he could finish off AIDA once and for all.  Apparently, Coulson made some kind of deal with the devil to temporarily house the Spirit of Vengeance.  What that deal is, we do not know.  But Agents of SHIELD was not done yet with the questions that they left us pondering.  As the team was made to look as if they had attacked Talbot, they were fugitives.  But they had done enough running so they waited together to be arrested.  Mack had returned safely from the Framework after his daughter, sadly, disappeared.  Robbie Reyes returned to some alternate dimension (by opening up with his chain what looked like a sling ring pathway from Doctor Strange).  Then, after they were taken by some mysterious group who were (clearly) not he police, Coulson ended up somewhere in space.  Is this setting up S.W.O.R.D.?  Or will they have something to do with Avengers: Infinity War?  Who knows.  All I know for sure is that Agents of SHIELD once again brought the goods for a season finale.

Image result for scandal season 6 finaleScandal also had a season finale this week, but I feel considerably less positive about this one.  The truth behind the Frankie Vargas murder was once again revealed and once more was changed.  Now it was in the hands of Frankie’s wife Luna Vargas, who was manipulated into doing it by Cyrus.  Yep.  That is right.  We came back to the beginning again.  So, what happened?  Why, Olivia and Jake went to Luna with the evidence and forced her to take some pills that would kill her and make it look like she had a heart attack, of course.  Wait…what?  Olivia forced Luna to kill herself?  That is right.  Then, Olivia and Cyrus had a meeting confirming that the two of them know what the other was responsible for and neither seemed to upset. The white hat is officially gone.  Lots happened here from Mellie’s inauguration to the return of Olivia’s mother (tick tock).  The attempt to make Eli and crazy Maya heroic is just sickening.  But, instead of making them the heroes, the show has made Olivia just like them.  She is power hungry and willing to do anything.   She has reformed B16 and has taken the reigns for herself.   I do not know where the white hat wearing gladiator went, but I miss her.  This Olivia… well, I wish she would go off with Fitz and drive him to drink.  Or maybe the entire Pop clan could head off to go fishing off the coast of some third world country and grab control there.  Scandal is in desperate need of some heroes again.

Image result for designated survivor season 1 finaleDesignated Survivor came to a more happy ending with President Kirkman showing the Scandal crew that you can still be a good person and run the country (at least for now).  The mole inside the White House was captured and President Kirkman addressed a joint session of Congress for the first time since the bomb that made him the Commander in Chief went off.  It was a nice way to bookend the season, but I was becoming somewhat frustrated with the inability of the FBI to catch anyone in connection to the conspiracy.  Thankfully, they finally did, although the main villain behind the conspiracy escaped and now has all the state secrets ready to do some dastardly plan next season.  This series really could use Jack Bauer to arrive and do some work.  I do love President Kirkman, despite how unlikely someone like him could be a president.  It has a good message for the country that is tired of all the divisiveness.

Image result for rock and Hanks 2020Saturday Night Live also came to the season finale, hosted by “The Rock” Dwayne Johnson.  The Rock continued to show how much talent he has as he went from skit to skit and just knocked it out of the park.  He also had a joke in the opening monologue about him running for president in 2020 and he brought out Tom Hanks as his running mate.  The best part of the bit was that it was a joke… or was it?  It played like a bit, but it had a realness to it.  SNL also featured Alec Baldwin in the cold open performing “Hallelujah” as Donald Trump.  Baldwin was joined by all of the people who played parts of Trump’s administration, including Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway and Scarlett Johannson as Ivanka.  Look close and you may see the Russian flag lapel pin on Baldwin.  Subtle.  Word is that Baldwin will be hanging up his platinum wig after this season and, if that is true, this is a fitting send off.

 

Image result for DIY Takeover ChicagoSaturday night saw the next NXT Takeover: Chicago special on the WWE Network.  These shows never fail to bring the goodness and really raise the bar to a level that the pay per view the next night could not possibly reach.  On the Takeover show, there was a possible Match of the Year candidate as Pete Dunne defeated Tyler Bate for the WWE United Kingdom Championship.  This match was just epic and went back and forth, completely engulfing the arena with emotion.  Tyler Bate pulled out the fastest airplane spin I have ever seen and the WWE brought Jim Ross out to do commentary on the match, making it feel that much more special.  We also saw an amazing ladder match where the Authors of Pain defeated DIY, and then we saw DIY member Tommaso Ciampa turn on his partner and close friend Johnny Gargano in a brutal beat down post match.  This was made even worse after Gargano took a brutal ladder shot to the face for his friend, shoving Ciampa out of the way of the blow.  The event was wonderful from top to bottom and, again, set the bar really high for Payback.

Image result for fargo season threeI will also say that I was pretty engrossed with this week’s Fargo.  I have not been as enamored with Fargo season three as much as I have been in the past, but this week got me.  I am really starting to get into the story and I want Varga and his men to pay for their crimes.  I am also finally starting to feel for Emmett and Nikki.  Hopefully, Fargo, which I have loved over the last two seasons, will be able to continue this momentum with me and really pick up the pace for the remainder of the season.

Not too long now until Twin Peaks!  Awesome.  See you next week!  Happy viewing!

 

 

 

Everything, Everything

Bubble girl.

Bubble girl finds love.  Trouble ensues.

That is basically the story line from the new YA novel adaption, Everything, Everything, written by Nicola Yoon.

Maddy (Amandla Stenberg) has never been outside of her house,  Never once (I guess those rebellious teen years went pretty easily).  She had a rare disease, SCID (severe combined immunodeficiency), that caused her immune system to be weak and threatened her life.

It wasn’t until handsome young stud Olly (Nick Robinson) moved in next door that Maddy began to wish to escape the bubble and experience the world.  Ah, young love.

Of course, Maddy hid the fact that she was having feelings for and talking with the neighbor boy from her overprotective doctor, (who happened to also be) her mother Pauline (Anika Noni Rose).  Maddy enlists the help of her nurse Carla (Ana de la Reguera), who in a remarkably irresponsible decision, smuggled Olly in to the germ free environment.

We have some attempt to make Olly a bad boy, as he makes some off the cuff remark about his favorite vice being minor theft, but there is absolutely no evidence of him being anything but an idolized version of a teen romantic hero.  He even had the abusive father and put upon mother who take up background time of the story.

There are so many gaping holes in this story that I wonder if the book reads any better.  It is a popular book, but that does not make it a good book.  These two characters are in such an unbelievable situation that it simply did not feel true.  I had not read the book so I do not know how loyal to the story the film is.

So Maddy and Olly run off to Hawaii with their (apparently unlimited funds) and have a good old time.  How did they get to Hawaii?  On an airplane.  I immediately thought to myself, where could they go with more potential germs than on an airplane.  Shouldn’t that have sent Maddy straight into the grave?  Neither of them even mentioned it.  Come on.  It’s like going to the hospital to hang out.  The fact that this girl who has been isolated from everything in the world for her entire life did not even once think about the danger she was in is just silly.

But the ending…. I won’t SPOIL it here, but it is truly one of the most selfish things I have ever seen and it is hardly even touched upon.  The ending made this implausible story downright far-fetched.

I will say though that the young couple, Amandla Stenberg and Nick Robinson are an engrossing pair, and I think they might have a pretty solid career ahead of them.  They were very pretty and they carried off these cardboard characters with a panache that speaks highly of them.  Stenberg in particular has an essence about her that I could see her doing something good in the future.  She was the engaging character of Rue in the Hunger Games film and she definitely has an “it” factor about her.

There was also an interesting story telling technique that allowed the audience to see a visual interpretation of the text messaging that went on between Maddy and Olly.  It was portrayed as a face-to-face meeting, despite it just being text messaging.  I thought this was a clever use, but I couldn’t help but wonder if there were any teenagers confused by these scenes.

However, this film is just another doomed young romance from a YA novel with all of the typical cliches and melodramatics of the genre.  Then it has an ending that changes everything, but not in a positive manner.  I want to see more of Stenberg and Robinson, but they deserve to be handed much better material.

2.3 stars

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

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Sometimes doing these movie reviews are painful.

Of course, my friend Darin would say that it is my own fault, and he would be right.  I choose to do this, and I chose to go to the new recasted, rebooted Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul film despite not seeing one piece of advertising that would make me believe that it was going to be worth my time.

And yet, I had been surprised by the original films in the Diary series.  They were far from great, but they were mindless entertainment, a guilty pleasure, almost.  Could the brand new Wimpy Kid catch the same… I hesitate to say magic… how about…energy, as the last few did?

As I sat in the theater before the movie started, I began to get a feeling of dread in my gut.  A feeling that really created an uneasiness inside me.  I thought about getting up and heading home, but I persevered.   I had very negative feeling heading into the film, but it couldn’t be that bad, could it?

About ten minutes into The Long Haul, I realized that it absolutely could be that bad… and perhaps even worse.

I almost left several times during this road trip movie, where the newly minted actors (led by Alicia Silverstone- who, of course, is in one of the worst films ever made with batman and Robin) started their summer vacation driving for several days to get to Meemaw’s house for her birthday party.  Susan (Silverstone) had planned the trip as a way to help bond the family together, but clearly that would be prevented by hijinks.  Several hijinks including the basic gross-out far, puke and poop jokes that appeal to those with a sense of humor of a 6 year old.

Greg Heffley (Jason Drucker) is the titular Wimpy Kid and he becomes an internet meme and goes viral on YouTube when he gets his hand stuck in a diaper.  Yes, he got his hand stuck in a diaper.  In hopes of living this down, Greg plots to attend a gamer convention in Indianapolis with Gamer sensation Mac Digby  and get in a video with him.  Nothing could go wrong with that plan.

Plot holes and coincidences abound as the movie goes out of its way to show the absolutely worst traits of humanity, not only in the Heffley clan, but the crew of locals and bystanders that they encounter along the way.  The film seems ready to insult just about anyone for a cheap laugh (laugh being a strong word).

To be fair, Jason Drucker does a decent job of playing Greg and carrying the weight of the film, but what he was given to do was so inane and so stupid that it didn’t matter that the boy had some talent.  In fact, the new cast was far from the problem.  Even the constantly ignorant and annoying Roderick (Charlie Wright), the most cliched of stupid characters, was not the main difficulty in this epic flop.

Diary of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul simply put is so insulting stupid that it cannot overcome the weaknesses even though the new cast is reasonably decent.  This movie is not about the cast of characters or the actors.  It is about throwing them into gross-out situation after gross-out situation and placing them in such an unbelievably dumb plot contrivance that we stop caring before we are even a quarter of the way to Meemaw’s house.

I almost left this atrocity several times, but I held out for the end.  I couldn’t miss that emotional reunion between a boy and his pig.

I’m not even kidding.

If you have yet to reach double digits in your age, you may enjoy some of the “jokes” in Diary of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul, because they have been written for you.  For the poor parents who have to attend this film along with said children… I feel your pain.

This is one of, if not, the worst movies of 2017 so far.  Please think about that before we redo a movie film series again.

0.4 stars

Alien: Covenant

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In what feels like an amalgam between the Prometheus film and the original Alien films, Alien: Covenant feels like it clashes with its message.  Is it the exploration of deep themes of world creation and the evolution of humanity or is it a violent monster flick filled with horror images?

The fact that the answer really is “both” is one of the problems for the new entry in the film series by Ridley Scott.  It is both a sequel and a prequel and, at times, is confused because of it.

The crew of the spaceship Covenant, on a colonization mission, awake from their slumber when the ship runs into trouble.  Several colonists are killed, as is the captain, leaving Oram (Billy Crudup) as the new captain.  They discover a strange message (along with a John Denver song) on a mysterious unknown planet considerably closer than the planet that they were originally heading to, so they decide to change course and go check out the new place.

Despite the fact that, from the outside, the planet seems to be perfect for their needs, the crew finds out that they are in deep trouble.

Michael Fassbender reprises his role as David here, as well as playing a second artificial humanoid named Walter.  David has been on this mysterious planet for years, since he arrived after the Prometheus movie.

I have to say, I found the first act of the film to be fairly slow and somewhat dull.  I know this was meant to be more Prometheus-like, but I enjoyed that movie more than I did this part of the film.

It also feels like this film is barely a sequel to Prometheus at all.  Most of the story line of that film is completely cast aside here.  If you were a big fan of Prometheus, Covenant will probably be a crushing disappointment.

Though I liked Prometheus, it was not a film that I loved.  In fact, there were only so many parts that I even remember from it, so the part where Scott tosses it aside did not bother me.

When creatures started popping out of people, I thought the film got considerably better.  There were several very tense and frightening moments in the film, more so than many horror movies.  The third act of the film really did feel like a totally different movie.  It was okay, though I did enjoy the Michael Fassbender parts.  The film was certainly predictable.  It was not hard to imagine what was going to happen to this colony of people on Covenant.

Along with the predictability of the script, the film also fell into the horror genre cliche of disposable characters.  There were very few that I had any connection to at all.  The new captain was kind of a jerk.  The women were all basically the same (although Katherine Waterston was solid as the typical badass female from the Alien franchise) and there were several who I did not even know their names.

One exception was Tennessee (Danny McBride), who was great in this film.  He was one of the characters that I cared about and whom had some development.

Unfortunately, Covenant had another horror weakness to it.  That would be how some of the characters do blatantly stupid things.  I mean, these are meant to be scientists.  They really do some dumb things.  There is one scene in particular with Crudup that is almost laughable it is so dumb.  Hadn’t the guy ever seen a horror movie before?

Alien: Covenant looked tremendous.   Ridley Scott has always had a flare for making these films look beautifully stunning, and this is another one.  There are so many great shots here that you can appreciate the work and effort Scott places into each exterior.  Still, I could have done for more development in the character arcs than what we got.

There were plenty of people who complained after Prometheus that they did not get any Xenomorph action in that film, and this film tries to make up for it.  It succeeds part of the way.  By including the Xenomorphs, the film becomes more of a horror monster movie than anything with greater aspirations.  Not that a good horror monster movie is bad.  It just feels like this should have been even greater.

3.2 stars

Favorite Twin Peaks characters

We are just over one week to go until the 18 part mini series event that brings Twin Peaks back to the mind of the nation.  The EYG Hall of Fame series ran for two seasons in the 1990s, but left such an indelible mark that people have wanted a return since.  David Lynch answered all of the Peaks Freaks’ prayers with the new series on Showtime.

In celebration this week, we will be doing several special posts about Twin Peaks, counting down to the big moment next Sunday.

The first of these is my list for top ten favorite Twin Peaks characters.  Oh my goodness, there are a ton of great ones, but these are my personal top ten.

I’m starting out at #1 because it should not be a mystery…

And SPOILERS, by the way, if you have not yet watched the first series…what are you waiting for??????

 

Image result for twin peaks#1.  Dale Cooper.  The lead character of Twin Peaks was also the most compelling character, bringing a Zen-like philosophy with an attitude that you could not help but love.  Dale Cooper’s horrid fate at the end of the final episode of the season two was one of the driving forces behind the fans wishing to bring the series back.  You could not have Killer Bob in control of Agent Cooper for the rest of eternity and have it be okay.  Everything about Cooper made him the perfect character to come and uncover the dark underbelly of Twin Peaks.

Image result for twin peaks#2.  Sheriff Harry S. Truman.  The ultimate sidekick to Agent Cooper was the honest and brave sheriff of Twin Peaks with a name that should be easy to remember.  Sheriff Truman was more down to earth than Cooper, but he understood that sometimes there was darkness in the woods.  One of the Bookhouse Boys, Truman was not afraid to do what needed to be done to solve the crime.   The bromance between Cooper and Truman was one of the best ever on television.  You believed that they would do anything for one another because of a mutual respect.

Image result for twin peaks#3.  Leland Palmer/Killer Bob.  I’m placing the two of these characters together even though they could be considered separate, just because.  Leland Palmer, the killer of his own daughter Laura, was possessed by the evil spirit Killer Bob and he forced Leland to do the horrendous things that he did.  Imagine, ABC reportedly forced David Lynch to come up with an answer to the murder mystery… something Lynch did not want to do.  If ABC had stayed out of it, would we ever have gotten a resolution?  And what would Leland’s fate have been?  The scene where Leland realizes what he has done and kills himself is some of the most powerful acting of the series.  Ray Wise is a wonderful actor.

Image result for pete marshall twin peaks#4.  Pete Martell.  “She’s deadWrapped in plastic…”  These words were some of the first words we heard from Pete Martell, with his unusual accent.  Pete was the every man of Twin Peaks.  The man who could comment on the strange goings on and make you laugh at it.  Lines such as “Fellas, don’t drink that coffee! You’d never guess. There was a fish in the percolator! Sorry.” or “I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus.”  Pete was a wonderful character who we will miss terribly in the return.

Image result for twin peaks#5.  The Log Lady.  One of those characters that made you understand that Twin Peaks was unlike any television show before it, the Log Lady was an eccentric woman who carried around and spoke to a log.  And yet, she was not treated like a coo-coo.  She was treated like someone who knew more than just what was in front of everyone.  She was almost like a mystic of the woods, where owls aren’t what they seem and lodges could be white or red.  Plus, did we ever truly discover what her log saw that night?  Who knows.

Image result for twin peaks#6.  Deputy Andy Brennan.  Andy was more comedic relief int he story, as his love affair with receptionist Lucy brought its share of laughs.  I can remember Andy chasing his sperm sample across the floor of the sheriff’s station after he accidentally dropped it.  That was one of the best scenes with the deputy.  Andy was sweet and loving and really not made out for police work.  Yet, there he was, through the tears, doing what he could to help.

Image result for laura palmer wrapped in plastic#7.  Laura Palmer.  Actress Sheryl Lee became the most famous dead girl in the land as they pulled her body from the water in episode one of Twin Peaks.  We would learn more about Laura over the run of the series in flashbacks, in the Black Lodge and in the movie Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, but nothing ever changed the fact that she was one of the most tragic characters to ever grace the screen. Laura had such a terrible life and such a horrendous death- all brought about by her father, it is really sad when you think about it.  Still, she is probably the most iconic victim ever on TV.

Image result for dr jacoby#8.  Dr. Lawrence Jacoby.  When the town psychiatrist is weirder than most of the town, you know there is going ot be trouble, and that is certainly the fact with Dr. Lawrence Jacoby.  Jacoby dressed as eccentric as you could imagine, gaudy bright colors and Oriental robes.  He had different colored lenses in his glasses.  And he was at the heart of the murder mystery of Laura Palmer, being Laura’s doctor.  He was mostly a red (and blue) herring, but he was never going to be forgotten.

Image result for twin peaks#9.  Audrey Horne.  You know that they regretted making Audrey a high school student because of the tremendous chemistry that she had with Agent Cooper, but Cooper could not be involved with a high schooler.  Still, their relationship, as platonic as it had to be, was one of the highlights of the early episodes of Twin Peaks.  Despite her high school age, they still placed Audrey into some seriously adult settings, including the remarkably sensual moment where she tied a cherry stem with her tongue.

Related image#10.  Gordon Cole.  David Lynch himself as the hard of hearing head of the FBI, Gordon was always very funny.  He was more than a one-note joke, however, as he was a support to Cooper and back up for some of the more crazy aspects for season two.

 

 

Honorable mention:  Deputy Hawk, Nadine Hurley, Ben Horne, Catherine Martell, Albert Rosenfield, Bobby Briggs, Garland Briggs, Denise/Dennis Bryson, The Man from Another Place, The Giant, Jerry Horne, Windom Earle, Leo Johnson

 

The TV Week That Was

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Welcome back to the TV Week That Was.  And this week brought about a rush of renewals and cancellations of some of our favorite shows.

Image result for jennifer morrison leavingLeading the pack for renewals included Agents of SHIELD, Scandal (renewed for a final season 7), Once Upon A Time (though without Jennifer Morrison), Designated Survivor, Flash, Supergirl, Supernatural, American Gods, Big Bang Theory, Lucifer, Arrow among others.  While the other end of the spectrum saw the cancellation of such shows as American Crime, Dr. Ken, Last Man Standing, Secrets and Lies, Blacklist, Powerless among others.

Image result for once upon a time musicalSpeaking of Once Upon a Time, this past week saw the huge musical episode of the long running series, and I loved it.  In my mind it was so much better than the much ballyhooed Flash musical episode that it was not even comparable.  While Flash had a couple of good songs, OUAT had a great song almost every time.  The song by Captain Hook, “Revenge is Gonna Mine” is just really awesome.  Each song had a different style and the actors from the show did an admirable job singing.  Sure the Evil Queen had the weakest of the singing voices here, but her song was tailored to her strengths.  Plus, it ended with a beautiful Captain Hook-Emma wedding just moments before the new curse is enacted.  This was one of the best episodes of Once Upon a Time that they have had for years.

Image result for american gods episode 2American Gods.  Whoa.  This show has become one of the best on television in a very short period of time.   When Shadow playing checkers is one of the most tumultuous moments of the show, you know you are on to something.  Cloris Leachman was perfect as  Zorya Vechernyaya.  Gilligan Anderson as Media, appearing to Shadow through a television screen as Lucy Ricardo was a truly surreal moment for Shadow and for all of the viewers.  Slavic god of the dead, night and chaos, Czernobog was creepy as hell as played by Peter Stormare (with that blood dripping off the hammer) and we started the episode with Mr. Nancy, played by Orlando Jones,  aboard a slave ship, talking the slaves into a violent revolt.  And doing it in the most outlandish suit possible.  This has been one fo the standout shows on Starz in awhile.

Image result for olivia pope's mom scandalI really thought we were finally done with Papa Pope on Scandal. He was on the way out of town to retire to a happy life of fishing by himself.  I don’t know how that can happen since he assassinated the President-Elect of the United States, but I guess forgiveness is tantamount on Scandal.  Unfortunately, the return of his crazy ass wife as the REAL big bad of the season (you know… not Peus after all) forced the weak stars of the show call Eli back for his help.  Ugh.  The rest of the show was fun with a cool little bit with David dealing with a head in a box, trying to identify who the mysterious woman he was involved with truly was.

riverdale-season-1-photos (4)Riverdale ended with a bang, literally as Archie’s dad, Fred, wound up bleeding out on the floor of Pop’s in Archie’s arms after taking a bullet from an intended robber.  It was a dramatic moment after an episode full of finality.  Jughead was given a Southside Serpents jacket by the Serpents, as a way of saying that they have his back- especially since J.P. did not name names to get out of his charges.  Archie had to punch through the ice on a frozen river to save suicidal Cheryl, who had fallen through the ice.  Archie and Veronica had sex, and Jughead and Betty said that they loved each other.  Betty gave a very cliched speech at the formal dance that was definitely the weak part of the show.  We discovered about Betty’s secret brother that had been given up for adoption.  Is he J.P’s son?

Image result for fargo season 3 episode wolfFargo has continued to be a decent show that is not a match for the last two seasons.  I have enjoyed the work of Ewan McGregor though, playing the brothers Stussy.  This episode though was intriguing with the “Peter and the Wolf” soundtrack playing behind with narration by Billy Bob Thornton.  However, I must say, Fargo had the most revolting puke scene and I just hate puke scenes.  I did not feel well the rest of the morning after watching that.  However, I have really enjoyed the story with Chief Gloria Burgle (especially how none of the sensors seem to pick her up, including the automatic faucets in the restroom.  Burgle seems to be starting to focus in on the appropriate areas in her murder investigation.

Image result for agents of shield ghost rider returnsGuess who showed back up on Agents of SHIELD right at the very end of this episode?  Yep, that is Robbie Reyes, aka The Ghost Rider.  Looks like Ghost Rider has returned to help the agents end the threat of Aida, who has gained not only a new human body, but also a variety of powers that might just make her unstoppable.  And with Fitz basically telling her that there would never be anywhere in his heart for anyone except for Simmons, Aida did not take that well.

Next week brings us several season finales:  Agents of SHIELD, Designated Survivor, Once Upon a Time.  But the biggest news for next week…. TWIN PEAKS returns Sunday on Showtime!

The Wall (2017)

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I was thinking about the movie “Phone Booth” during the new film, The Wall, by Doug Limon.  The concept was the same, but the placement was clearly different.  Whereas “Phone Booth” saw the main character trapped inside a phone booth on a busy city street by a crazed sniper looking to teach him a lesson, here we find ourselves in the deserts of Iraq.

In 2007, the Iraq War had been deemed over, but for two American snipers, you could not tell.  Isaac (Aaron Taylor Johnson) and Matthews (John Cena) were in Iraq investigating trouble for a work crew when they wind up pinned down and wounded by a mysterious sniper.  When Isaac finds cover behind the remnants of a brick wall, he realizes that the sniper is talking to him over his own communication device.

What follows is a tense character piece between Isaac and the sniper Juba (Laith Nakli) that brings the audience with them into the dirt and the grime of the Iraqi desert.  The claustrophobic film really doubles down on the realism of the environment and the brutality of the situation, despite the outlandishness of the story.

Blood, spit, snot, tears, sweat are everywhere and creates such mesmerizing imagery that develops the theme of helplessness for Isaac and the audience.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is tremendous as Isaac, filled with desperation and fear, yet never quite reaching the point of giving up.  He bounced between all levels of human emotions, one minute feeling helpless to the next being filled with guilt over what he has done.  He has to spend most of the time on screen alone, which makes the level of his performance even more impressive.  There are some unbelievably devastating moments, including when he digs a bullet out of his own leg.  I was honestly gritting my teeth right along with Isaac with each squirm-inducing second.

John Cena turns in another very strong supporting performance.  Cena has come a long way from “The Marine,” where he put on display his one-note emotion face.  Coming off entertaining roles in Trainwreck, Sisters and Daddy’s Home, Cena brings it to this dramatic role with gusto and realism.

The fact that Juba psychologically messes with Isaac over the coms really creates that sense of “Phone Booth.”  He forces Isaac to think about what he has done and why he is still in Iraq, despite the “war being over.”  Isaac responds to Juba in all kinds of ways, from cursing him out to almost engaging with him.  It is like a cat-and-mouse game of a brutally realistic nature.

The Wall is a small movie, but it faces big issues.  It feels more like a comment on how war can be isolating and, in the end, pointless.  I am not sure how I feel about the ending of The Wall, but it does fit with the remainder of the film’s tone.

I loved “Phone Booth” and The Wall is every bit as good as that film was.

3.8 stars

Snatched

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Happy Mother’s Day to everyone out there.

Snatched focuses on the mother-daughter relationship between Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn, and their connection is what drives this movie to be more than just another silly comedy.

Amy Schumer played Emily, a down on her luck sad sack who has lost her job and her boyfriend just before she was to head on vacation to Ecuador with non-refundable airplane tickets.  Linda (Goldie Hawn), desperate for her daughter’s attention, convinces her to come visit and get over the break up.  In a moment of weakness, Emily asks her mom to join her on the trip.  Linda did not want to go, but Emily convinces her.

After Emily meets a hunky man (Tom Bateman), she again talks Linda into going with them on a day trip.  Unfortunately, the women wind up getting kidnapped and held for ransom.  With some shenanigans, the ladies escape and have to wander through the Amazon trying to avoid the criminal (Óscar Jaenada) who had kidnapped them.

There are some funny scenes in the movie and I did enjoy the chemistry with Schumer and Hawn.  Goldie Hawn was really good here and she looked amazing.  There were some really funny moments from the supporting cast as well.  Christopher Meloni played Roger, an apparent guide who meets the ladies and offers to help them.  He was a standout here.  I also enjoyed the parts of the film involving Wanda Sykes and Joan Cusack as fellow tourists Ruth and Barb.  That pairing could have used more screen time.

The biggest issue with Snatched is the story was so ridiculous that it was hard to get past.  They made the Amazon seem pretty small and the time it took for them to make it through Ecuador and into Columbia was just a few scenes.  Some of the cuts really made it feel like the timing of the film was off-kilter.

Plus, there is a scene with a tapeworm that just defied explanation.  Honestly, all I was thinking with that scene was… “Would that really work?”  It took me way out of the movie.

In the end, Snatched puts a lot on its two stars and they are what make this watchable.  Without the presence of Schumer and Hawn, this film would be extremely weak.  As it is, with them, the movie is okay.

3 stars

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

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Unfortunately, within ten minutes of King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, I was bored and wishing the film was done. That is not a good sign.

Most of the YouTube movie reviewers who I like seemed to like this movie, so, despite the low Rotten Tomatoes score, I went into the new Guy Ritchie version of King Arthur with a hope that it would be better than I thought.

Then, I hated it.

The new movie tells the familiar story of the one and future king of England, as Arthur pulls the sword Excalibur out of the stone and began his return.  Arthur is played by Charlie Hunnan, trying to return to the throne, held by his uncle Jude Law, who ruled England since he killed Arthur’s father Eric Bana.

There were a lot of stylish scenes that remind you that this is a Guy Ritchie movie and some of those actually worked.  Specifically, the time when Arthur was recounting his interactions with this group of Vikings for one of the constables that he knew was a fairly entertaining scene.  Some of the dialogue was clever.  However, there were just not enough of these kind of scenes and when they did come around, most of them felt as if they were nothing more than heavily exposition laden scenes.

The film actually lost me right away with the ginormous elephants in the initial scene.  I thought the whole thing was ridiculous and wasted.

Plus, the film spent a lot of time with Arthur trying to be able to harness the power of Excalibur and being unable to do it because of something that he could not face.  We saw the flashbacks to the scene in question multiple times through the film and there was no payoff for this when Arthur finally overcomes his troubles.  It made little sense and detracted from the story they were trying to tell.

Charlie Hunnan (from Game of Thrones) was adequate as Arthur.  His performance did not stick out in any way really.  He had some quips that felt like were out of place with the rest of the tone of the film.  Jude Law was fine, but he over acted in several scenes as well.  There were at least two examples of characters screaming “no” that carried over tot he next scene.  It was almost comedic and made me think of Darth Vader’s ever laughable “no” at the end of Revenge of the Sith.

The CGI here was basically poor.  I found the film too dark and hard to watch.  The fight scenes were all choppy and difficult to follow.  The ending was much like a video game as Arthur had to go through all the lackeys to fight the big boss at the end.  Other parts of the film felt like a giant music video as montages were the order of the day.

In the end, I really did not enjoy this film at all.  It was boring and poorly shot.  It had unfortunate CGI and the acting was, at best, passable and at worst cheesy.  I was very disappointed in King Arthur’s return to the screen.

1.8 stars

Batman and Bill

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I was on Hulu last night, catching up on the television I missed this week, when I saw this at the top of the screen.  Batman and Bill.

I had heard about this documentary somewhere.  I think it was Jon Schnepp on Movie talk or Heroes or one of those movie talk programs I watch.  It was someone who had some knowledge on the subject.  The subject of Bill Finger.

Who you say?  Why Bill Finger co-created Batman.

As a co-creator of one of the most famous super heroes of all time, you would think that Bill Finger would be a well known name, raking in millions from the countless movies, shows, toys, and other products.

But you would be wrong.

You see, for years, only one man had been given credit for creating Batman and his name was Bob Kane.  Bill Finger was a “ghost.”

The new documentary follows the investigation of Marc Tyler Nobleman as he planned to write a book on Bill Finger, and lead a charge to get Finger the credit he deserved in his participation in the creation of the Dark Knight.

According to the film, Finger worked with Bob Kane, taking a preliminary drawing Kane had made of the Batman and giving the character most of his iconic costume, characteristics and origin.  Finger spent years writing the comic of Batman, only to have Bob Kane’s name on the work.  It was one of the ways that comics were done at the time, but, as the years progressed, Finger slipped into obscurity while Kane became more and more famous.

After Finger’s death in 1973, Kane even went as far as to admit in an interview that Finger was responsible for 50-75% of the Batman.  Still, on every place where credit was listed, the words “Batman created by Bob Kane” remained.

The documentary talks to many comic creators (Roy Thomas, Todd McFarlane etc) and fans (Kevin Smith etc) about the trials of trying to find a way to get Bill Finger the proper credit years after his death.

As a comic fan, this documentary really creates a world where Nobleman is trying to gain justice for Finger, a man whose life took a drastic downward spiral.  The film tries to keep from painting Bob Kane as the villain, though it does make him look pretty selfish and greedy at times.

Batman and Bill is a tremendous documentary that has some unbelievable twists and turns and an ending that seems to come right out of a Hollywood blockbuster.  Marc Tyler Nobleman took what seemed like an impossible dream and made it happen and we are able to watch as the whole story unfolded before our eyes.

Hulu’s got a winner here.

4.5 stars

The TV Week That Was

 

 

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Welcome back to the TV Week That Was.  This past week had some intriguing shows, but it honestly felt a little down after last week’s big finales of Bates Motel and Feud.

Image result for american godsWe saw the debut of the Neil Gaimann adapted series American Gods on Starz.  The show was very entertaining, extremely brutal and bloody.  You couldn’t help but become engaged in this story as we see Shadow Moon in prison, preparing for his release.  Unfortunately, bad news preceded the release as he found out that his wife died in a car crash.  Related imageThis bit of bad news led to an early release and caused Shadow a lot of problems trying to get back for the funeral.  Along the way, he ran into the mysterious Mr. Wednesday, who offers him a job.  Mr. Wednesday is played wonderfully by Ian McShane.  I am looking forward to follow this show on Starz.

Image result for riverdale killerThe biggest reveal last week confirms the long held belief that if your hair turns grey overnight, you are definitely going to/or have murdered one of your children.  Riverdale, in an obvious homage to Twin Peaks’ Leland Palmer, revealed that Jason Blossom’s killer was no other than his father Clifford Blossom.  We still have not had a complete reason for the patriarch of the Blossom clan to have shot his son in the head, but there should be some further details in this week’s finale of Riverdale.  We did find out that the Blossoms and the Coopers had an unexpected connection.  They were related.  The fact that Jason and Polly were truly cousins may have played in with dear old dad’s decision.  Plus, please be careful of those #Maplesyruplandgrabs.  (Thanks Sasha and Roth).

Image result for tv talk collider liveOn YouTube this week at Collider, we had a special week of TV Talk.  Collider TV Talk, which has aired taped on Monday nights, went live each day all week long.  The show started at 10 AM PST and was hosted by Josh Macuga.  David Griffin was also on each episode as was the lovely Sinéad de Vries.  Also on this week, though not on every episode, was Emma Fyffe, John Rocha and Jason Inman.  The week of live episodes was a trial to see how it went, and for the future, TV Talk will return to once a week.  However, perhaps they will decide that there is more TV to talk about than on Monday nights.

Image result for scandal season 6 the box imagesScandal brought its season long conspiracy crashing down this week with the bullet to the head of villainous Theodore Peus.  The show has truly gone out of its way to make a hero out of Pappa Pope, Eli Pope, that I find that pretty sickening.  He did assassinate Frankie Vargas.  The whole “We’re gonna send you Olivia’s head in a box” just never felt like sufficient motivation to scare Rowan and make him into such a wussy.  And I am so tired of his constant sermonizing.  In a season where things started so high, I found myself grimacing more than smiling at Scandal recently.

Image result for agents of shield escape from the frameworkMuch more satisfying was Agents of SHIELD as the main crew (or at least most of them) escaped from the Framework this week back to the real world.  I say most of them because Mack decided that he was staying in the Framework when he realized that his daughter would not be waiting for him in the real world.  It was a bittersweet moment for the agent and a strong performance from Henry Simmons.  We also had a great Coulson-May moment as this pair were able to reunite in both worlds.  In the Framework, Coulson is shot and comments on how it feels familiar.  Of course, in true Agents of SHIELD fashion, not everything is perfect, as Aida also found herself back in the real world in a non-robot body and TELEPORTED away from the group with Fitz.  Teleported???  What?  Rumors circulated this week that Agents of SHIELD will be renewed for a fifth season, and, if that s true, it is welcome news because this is consistently one of Marvel’s best shows.

Image result for fargo season three LAFargo had a different style of episode this week as Gloria Burgle headed to Los Angeles to continue to investigate the strange backstory of her “step”-father who had been murdered.  He apparently was, at one time, a sci-fi writer named Thaddeus Mobley.  Though I do like Gloria a lot, and I enjoyed this episode (especially with its weird animated breaks), I have been somewhat disappointed with Fargo so far in season three.  This episode had no purpose to it, as we know who killed Gloria’s step father and none of this background info seems to have any reason to be included.  Now, maybe I am wrong and it will fold back into the story, but this felt like a real wasted opportunity.  And why was Ray Wise there?  I hope Fargo picks up as the season continues.

We officially bid farewell to Tracy Quartermaine on General Hospital and we did see her reunite with Luke Spencer in a coffee house somewhere in Europe (Amsterdam, perhaps).  We did not hear anything from Luke, but the show played up the fate aspect as their meeting was completely coincidental.  It makes me kind of happy to think that Luke and Tracy are together and having adventures somewhere in the world.

Image result for once upon a time musicalTonight is the Once Upon a Time musical episode.  I hope it will be better than the Flash one from earlier this year.  I plan on watching.  There still has never been a musical episode of TV better than “Once More With Feeling”, the classic episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  I still listen to that soundtrack on my phone.

We got an official teaser trailer for the Twin Peaks revival- 25 years later.  The Showtime show is just two weeks away and I am very excited to once again return to the oddball little town.

 

Have fun watching!

The Dinner

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I wouldn’t have liked any of those courses of specialty foods served during this dinner.

My picky taste buds aside, I didn’t like The Dinner much either.

Two brothers, one a popular Congressman Stan Lohman (Richard Gere), another one a former teacher Paul Lohman (Steve Coogan), get together with their wives at a fancy restaurant to discuss major issues that are facing their family.

Stan is running for Governor as well so taking time out of his schedule to have this dinner is a trying thing.  Paul and his wife Claire (Laura Linney) are dealing with a problem with their troubled son Michael (Charlie Plummer).

Paul has some kind of mental illness. It has apparently been transferred from their mother.  Paul spends the whole time monologuing and acting confused.

The children of the brothers become involved in a horrible crime and that winds up on YouTube and causes a nationwide shock.  No one knows who committed the crime, except this family.

These are horrible people.  I found Steve Coogan interesting as Paul, but he really was confusing through much of this.  Laura Linney is such an enabler.  And in the biggest twist of the movie, Richard Gere is playing a politician who is trying to do the right thing.

Talk about fiction.

I disliked most of this movie.  There were moments where I was starting to be interested in the story, but then they went off on a ten minute monologue on Gettysburg and I was checking out.

Plus, the kid Michael, who I thought was decent, turned out to be a deep seeded dirtbag.  I did not want to cheer for him at all.

The film is told in flashback as we discover what had happened and why these people are so rotten.

Honestly, trying to reflect back on the film, I am having trouble putting together a cohesive thought about it.  It is a great cast and they have some solid performances.  But the fact is the characters are terrible and inconsistent and the story only grabbed me at certain points.  Plus, the dinner was just not up my lane.

Check please.

2 stars

Stan Lee Cameos Connected

The following blog post contains minor SPOILERS for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.  Proceed with caution if you have yet to see that movie.

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In the latest movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, we have our next cameo from Stan Lee, the co-creator of so many of the classic Marvel characters such as Spider-man, the Fantastic Four, Dr. Strange, X-Men to name a few.

Image result for stan lee watcher guardiansBecause of his stature, Stan Lee has made many cameos, most of them humorous, in Marvel movies over the years.  In fact, there are only a few Marvel movies featuring Marvel characters that Stan has not had a cameo in.

Fans have had fun speculating over the years that Stan’s cameos were more than just a nod to a classic man who provided us with decades of entertainment.  In fact, one specific fan theory suggested that Stan Lee was playing the same character in all of his appearances.  The said that Lee was playing a Watcher.

The Watcher is a character that was co-created by Stan Lee (along with Jack Kirby) who is a member of an intergalatic race of giants who record the history of multiverses by observing what would happen while never getting involved.  In Marvel Comics, we meet Uatu the Watcher in the pages of the Fantastic Four, who was not very good at staying out of the action.

And now,Marvel Studios head honcho Kevin Feige has conformed the theory.  The following clip is from a story at http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/marvel-kevin-feige-stan-lee-cameo-guardians-of-the-galaxy-2-a7707101.html

Speaking at a Guardians press junket, Feige said, according to ScreenRant: “Yes, we always thought it would be fun. Stan Lee clearly exists, you know, above and apart from the reality of all the films.

“So the notion that he could be sitting there on a cosmic pit stop during the jump gate sequence in Guardians was something very fun – James had that idea and we shot that cameo and loved it so much, you know, you see it a couple of times in the movie.

“It wasn’t in for a long time and we put it back in towards the end of the process where he references that time he was a Federal Express agent – we thought it would be fun to put that in there because that really says, so wait a minute, he’s this same character who’s popped up in all these films.”

Image result for stan lee watcher guardians vol. 2Now, technically, Stan is only seen with Watchers and he is in a space suit, so it is possible that he is not actually a Watcher as much as an assistant or an informant (whihc is how he is actually credited in the end credits of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

But think about this for a minute.  What does this mean?  Stan Lee has had cameos outside of the MCU.  He was in the first X-Men film.  He was in the Tim Story Fantastic Four movies.  He was in Deadpool.  The first Hulk.  He was in the original Spider-man movies as well as the Amazing Spider-man movies.

All these films could meant that, regardless of studio, we now have a Marvel Movie Multiverse.

Imagine.  Sony.  FOX. Universal.  Marvel Studios. Disney.  All connected by one man.  Just like in the comics, the Marvel Movie Multiverse has endless alternate realities including several versions of the same characters.

Marvel Comics used to publish a series called What If where the Uatu the Watcher would tell a tale of an alternate reality involving Marvel characters.  It seems as if the movies and tv shows from The Trial of the Incredible Hulk to Big Hero 6 to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 may be in the same situation.

Stan Lee has already shot his cameos for Thor:Ragnanok, Spider-man: Homecoming and Avengers: Infinity Wars so we have several Stan Lee cameos to look forward to.  Let’s get Stan into Legion!

Excelsior!

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

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When Guardians of the Galaxy came out, few people expected it to be such a massive hit.  In fact, there were many who were claiming that it was going to be Marvel Studios’ first flop only to be completely won over by the charm, humor and heart of the film.  Who knew that a talking raccoon and a giant tree could be so engaging?

So after a remarkably successful run, it was a guarantee that there would be a sequel.  Could it possibly live up to the first film or was that just too much to ask?

I came back from a double feature showing of Guardians of the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 tonight and I have to say that the sequel cannot match the first film.  Seeing it again after a few years reminded me how near perfect I find the original Guardians of the Galaxy.  I’m not sure that it is possible to reach that level of goodness.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 does not measure up to the original, but it is a damn fine movie that has plenty of fun, laughs and action.  It also has a ton of character development among our favorite characters.

We pick up with the Guardians hired to protect these batteries by a race of golden skinned people known as the Sovereign from a giant monster.  Success does not come easy and is, eventually, undermined when Rocket (Bradley Cooper) actually steals the same batteries that they were hired to protect.

This leads to the Sovereign, including their leader Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki) chasing the Guardians across the galaxy.  They get away thanks to the well timed intervention by Ego (Kurt Russell), who turns out to be the long lost father of Peter Quill (Chris Pratt).  Ego leads Quill (aka Star-Lord) with Gamora (Zoe Saldana) and Drax (Dave Bautista).  Meanwhile, Rocket and Baby Groot (Vin Diesel) stay behind to baby-sit Nebula (Karen Gillan), who they had captured and was preparing to return to the Xandarians.

The movie really dives into character examination of why these people are the way that they are.  Peter Quill and Ego are at the heart of this story, examining the relationship between both father and son and father and mother.  However, even though Quill and Ego are the main story, we still get quite a bit of examination of Rocket, being compared to and linked with Yondu (Michael Rooker).  Michael Rooker is one of the absolute standouts of this movie as Yondu is not only shown as a bad ass, but we get to learn more about him than you ever would have guessed.  Rooker really brought the A game here.

Baby Groot is as amazingly cute as you thought he was gong to be.  In fact, the cuteness of Baby Groot is actually worked into the plot and becomes a real factor in the story with Rocket and Yondu.  Baby Groot is very innocent and is much like a baby as well.  You can see how much the Guardians cared for the little tree creature and Groot’s relationships with all of the Guardians are great.  It is not just Rocket and Groot here.

Of all the characters, Drax probably has the least amount of development (although there are a couple of strong scenes of Drax remembering his wife and daughter).  Of course, Drax is also one of the funniest parts of Vol. 2.  After watching the first film tonight, I am reminded on how amazing a job Bautista does as this character.  He brings a level of emotion and depth to, what really could be a one note character, that I did not expect.  Bautista felt just as comfortable with the comedy in Vol. 2 as he did with the emotions of the first one.  I heard some people complain that Drax the Destroyer does not do any destroying in the 2nd or 3rd acts of this movie, but I think that is not a fair assessment.  Drax does what he has to do and his scenes with Mantis (Pom Klementieff) are very strong (especially at the end when Drax is helping her.)  Mantis was an alright addition to he cast, but I did not love her.

Speaking of the comedy, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is one of the funniest Marvel movies yet.  However, it felt as if some of the humor was forced and actually played against several of the scenes.  I would have liked for the movie to cut back on some of the humor.  Now don’t get me wrong, I would say that 75% of the humor here was great and fit well with the film, but there was a few moments where it felt like there was too much ha ha.

The film looked great, particularly with the colors and the settings.  Some of the CGI was iffy, but most of it was passable.  There were some really beautiful back drops, especially when the team was on Ego’s planet.

There are some intriguing cameos and Easter Eggs here as well.  SPOILERS from this point on.  Sylvester Stallone appears as Stakar Ogord, whom comic fans know as Starhawk from the original Guardians of the Galaxy comic team.  Yondu is also on that team, and the film plays an interesting dynamic between the two.  Of course the problem is that this is Stallone and he stands out.  Maybe we will see him more down the road.  Another cameo that is jaw dropping is the typical Stan Lee cameo, but this one is anything but typical.  He is shown talking to a group of Watchers, implying that Lee reports to them.  (By the way, I never would have guessed that we would see the Watchers in a Marvel movie).  Marvel Studios head honcho Kevin Fiege has confirmed that all of Stan Lee’s cameos in all Marvel movies are the same character, which was actually a fan theory.  We also get fun cameos from Ving Rhames (Charlie 27), Miley Cyrus (Mainframe) and Michael Rosenbaum (Martinex)- all members of the original comic version of GotG (here as members of the original Ravagers).  Howard the Duck shows up again!  And… um.. David Hasselhoff?  Awesome!

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There were five, count them, FIVE post credit scenes.  They ranged from mind blowing to humorous.  There were also very funny shots of the Guardians dancing as the credits rolled across the screen.

The music is a major part of the Guardians of the Galaxy and this movie had plenty of it.  I think the first film’s Awesome Mix Tape may have been better, but there were some clear stand outs, including ELO’s “Mister Blue Sky” (featuring a dance routine like few others).  Director James Gunn really has a handle on how to incorporate music into these Guardians movie naturally, without feeling like he is just cramming songs into it (hi there Suicide Squad…).  Each song had purpose and blended seamlessly with the scene.

Gunn has said how much he loves these characters and it shows. He treats these characters with so much humanity, despite them being a tree or a raccoon.  There is the flavor of James Gunn throughout this movie and I am extremely pleased that he has said publicly that he would be back for Vol. 3.  I am not sure what a Guardians of the Galaxy film would be without James Gunn.

Many people complained that the Sovereign was not a strong villain and was annoying how they kept popping up.  I would agree that Ayesha was not as strong as some characters here, but she has an extremely vital post credit scene.  As for the Sovereign, they did feel fairly disposable and, at times, felt as if they undermined themselves with the tone that they had set.  However, I do not think that is the problem because I do not agree with them being considered the main antagonist of the film.  That role falls to another character.

There is a really emotional ending to the film and the characters’ relationships continue to be wonderful.

Did I think that Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was better than the first movie?  No, I did not.  Guardians of the Galaxy was and still is, one of my favorite MCU movies of all time (maybe #3 or 4).  Seeing it again tonight as a warm up for the new film was amazing, and I had tears in my eyes once again.  Vol. 2 does not reach that level.  However, this still has plenty of greatness about it and is a really enjoyable time.  The characters are better every time we see them, we have a lot of funny moments and it continues to set up the Marvel Movie Cosmic Universe.

4.6 stars

The TV Week That Was

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lukeScottI have been a big fan of General Hospital for most of my life.  I started watching the show back in the late 1970s and early 1980s.  My mom watched the show and I started becoming engaged with it as well.  One of my earliest memories of the show was when Luke Spencer interrupted Scott Baldwin and Laura Webber’s wedding ceremony and Luke wound up falling off a yacht.  Good times.

Image result for special jane elliott episode of GH on trialThis week, there was a big General Hospital moment as the show had a special episode this past Friday featuring Tracy Quartermaine.  Tracy’s portrayer, Jane Elliot, has announced that she is retiring from acting and the show has given her a final storyline to say goodbye to this classic diva.  Tracy was placed on trial for her deeds during a delusion she had after being struck on the head by a placard falling off the Quartermaine family crypt.  Local mob boss Sonny Cornithos was the judge and the Image result for special jane elliott episode of GH on triallawyers were the aforementioned Scott Baldwin and the ever awesome Diane.  The show was brilliantly written, including extremely clever dialogue and nods to past history, as well as showing scenes from the past 30 years of Tracy Quartermaine’s history on the show.  Most notably, the scene where her father Edward was having a heart attack and Tracy withheld his heart medication until he signed the will giving her the share of Quartermaine fortune.  It was a tremendous scene made all the better by seeing the amazing Elliot react to her younger self, showing the monumental regret of a moment that defined the character ever since.  Jane Elliot’s final appearance on General Hospital is scheduled for next Thursday, May 4th and the speculation is former on screen co-star Anthony Geary (Luke Spencer) is reprising his role for a short cameo to help send Ms. Quartermaine off canvas.

Image result for rick and mortyOn TV Fights Live this past week, Matt Knost was one of the fighters and he argued that Rick and Morty was the best animated series since 2010.  I thought he had done an excellent job of fighting that series and I decided to look and see what it was like.  I discovered that both season 1 and 2 were available for streaming on Hulu, so I began to binge.  Wow!  I am so glad that I did.  Rick and Morty quickly became one of the most entertaining, shocking and dark animated series that I had ever seen.  I binged through all of the original two seasons and the first episode of season three and now I am eagerly anticipating the rest of the third season.  Thank you, Mr. Knost.

Image result for bates motel finaleWe also had some finale this week.  Starting off with the series finale of Bates Motel.  Once again, the creative forces behind this reimagining of the Psycho film did a tremendous job of winding up the series.  Although I must admit, I was pretty disappointed that Alex Romero wound up being killed by Norman in the first act of the finale.  One of the best part of the series to me had been the sweet love story between Romero and Norma Bates.  So when Norman killed his mother in the finale of season 4, I had anticipated the showdown between these two.  However, it was not to be.  I will say that my favorite overall character on Bates Motel was Dylan (I loved the scenes where he and Norma were hashing out their troubled relationship) and having him be the one to finally stop Norman was satisfying.  I am glad they ended up with Norman dying at the end and not just locked away.

Image result for feud finaleThe other finale of the week was Feud: Bette and Joan on FX.  This was as much of an emotional roller coaster as Bates Motel was, if not moreso, since this told the true story of the end of the life of Joan Crawford.   The epic brilliance of Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford can not be overstated.  I found myself crying over this woman who slowly slipped away into her own Image result for feud finaledelusions.  Susan Sarandon was every bit as amazing here as Lange.  Sarandon’s portrayal of Bette Davis really brought life to the great actress.  Feud was as good as television can get and everyone involved in this amazing series deserves kudos.

 

Related imageGotham returned to FOX Monday night after being off the air for quite a while with an episode that brought us the origin of the Riddler.  Edward Nigma has been on screen for the entire series, but we finally get him in the green suit and calling himself the Riddler.  We also see how young Bruce Wayne continuously is moving closer to the role that will define his future life.  Bruce has been kidnapped by the Court of Owls and replaced by the clone of him from Arkham.  And where does Bruce find himself at the end of the episode?  Sure looks like it is the Himalayas.  Is the Batman training far behind?

Image result for archie's mom molly ringwald riverdaleRiverdale is ramping up toward its final two episodes with this week’s arrival of Molly Ringwald in her appearance as Archie’s mom.  We also found out that FP, Jughead’s father and member of the Southside Serpents, is being framed for the murder of Jason Blossom.  We know he is being framed because the gun that was used to kill Jason (which was the same gun that the pedophilia music teacher Miss Grundy had in her car) was found at FP’s house.  However, before it was found by the police, Archie and Veronica had searched FP’s place and had found nothing.  We also found out that Mr. Blossom no longer had red hair, and that he wears wigs.  Apparently, his hair turned white overnight.  Hm… is that another toss back to Twin Peaks?  Leland Palmer’s hair turned white over night as well (and he turned out to be the killer).  Is this foreshadowing or just another red herring?  It seems that (according to next week’s preview) that we find out who killed Jason Blossom next week in the penultimate episode of Riverdale.  Can’t wait.

Image result for scandal everyone in the same roomThe Avengers assembled (or should we call them the Gladiators) on this week’s edition of Scandal as all of the main characters of our show (Olivia, Fitz, Mellie, Cyrus, Jake, David, and eventually Papa Pope) banded together during an orchestrated lockdown to try and come up with a strategy to stop the season’s villains.  Peus had instructed Mellie that Jake would not longer be her vice-president and that she would appoint him VP instead.  Plus she would have Ms. Ruland as the Chief of Staff.  This brought the group together to share a strategy.  I really enjoyed seeing this group come together and realize that they had the power of the presidency behind them.  The worst part of this episode?  Easily the rant from Rowan.  Papa Pope’s crazed rant about everybody in the room was as ridiculous as them including him in this meeting in the first place.  It is far past time that this character be sent off forever, ideally with a bullet between the eyes.  Either way, the decision of the group to fight the shadowy organization was welcome and inspirational.

Image result for product placement in Designated Survivor Ford FusionDesignated Survivor was very enjoyable this week as well as the show pushes forward with its conspiracy story and the attempt for President Kirkman to name a replacement Vice-President.  However, there were a couple of problems.  First, it was advertised that the “mole” inside the White House would be revealed this week and, when it was, I had to look up who the character was.  I did not remember him at all.  That is not a strong choice when they promoted it as a big reveal.  And, worst of all, there was the most awkward and obvious product placement ever right in the middle of a scene with Maggie Q.  The Ford Fusion car got a huge close up, including showing how the car Image result for product placement in Designated Survivor Ford Fusioncan be started via a cell phone.  Went they zoomed in on Maggie Q starting the car with her phone, and then jumped inside the car to show it starting, I was sure something was going to happen like it was going to blow up.  Nope.  Just showing you the wonderful features of a Ford Fusion.  It was simply a cringeworthy moment, worst than just about anything you would see in any feature movie.  Even the blatant product placement in the Transformers movies weren’t as painful as this was.  It simply felt like the show went to commercial sooner than you expected.

American Gods debuts this week on Starz and, since I don’t have that, I am hoping to find a way to watch the series based on Neil Gaimann’s classic novel.  Fargo continues its latest season of brilliance.  We find out who killed Jason Blossom.

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