
I have been a big fan of General Hospital for most of my life. I started watching the show back in the late 1970s and early 1980s. My mom watched the show and I started becoming engaged with it as well. One of my earliest memories of the show was when Luke Spencer interrupted Scott Baldwin and Laura Webber’s wedding ceremony and Luke wound up falling off a yacht. Good times.
This week, there was a big General Hospital moment as the show had a special episode this past Friday featuring Tracy Quartermaine. Tracy’s portrayer, Jane Elliot, has announced that she is retiring from acting and the show has given her a final storyline to say goodbye to this classic diva. Tracy was placed on trial for her deeds during a delusion she had after being struck on the head by a placard falling off the Quartermaine family crypt. Local mob boss Sonny Cornithos was the judge and the
lawyers were the aforementioned Scott Baldwin and the ever awesome Diane. The show was brilliantly written, including extremely clever dialogue and nods to past history, as well as showing scenes from the past 30 years of Tracy Quartermaine’s history on the show. Most notably, the scene where her father Edward was having a heart attack and Tracy withheld his heart medication until he signed the will giving her the share of Quartermaine fortune. It was a tremendous scene made all the better by seeing the amazing Elliot react to her younger self, showing the monumental regret of a moment that defined the character ever since. Jane Elliot’s final appearance on General Hospital is scheduled for next Thursday, May 4th and the speculation is former on screen co-star Anthony Geary (Luke Spencer) is reprising his role for a short cameo to help send Ms. Quartermaine off canvas.
On TV Fights Live this past week, Matt Knost was one of the fighters and he argued that Rick and Morty was the best animated series since 2010. I thought he had done an excellent job of fighting that series and I decided to look and see what it was like. I discovered that both season 1 and 2 were available for streaming on Hulu, so I began to binge. Wow! I am so glad that I did. Rick and Morty quickly became one of the most entertaining, shocking and dark animated series that I had ever seen. I binged through all of the original two seasons and the first episode of season three and now I am eagerly anticipating the rest of the third season. Thank you, Mr. Knost.
We also had some finale this week. Starting off with the series finale of Bates Motel. Once again, the creative forces behind this reimagining of the Psycho film did a tremendous job of winding up the series. Although I must admit, I was pretty disappointed that Alex Romero wound up being killed by Norman in the first act of the finale. One of the best part of the series to me had been the sweet love story between Romero and Norma Bates. So when Norman killed his mother in the finale of season 4, I had anticipated the showdown between these two. However, it was not to be. I will say that my favorite overall character on Bates Motel was Dylan (I loved the scenes where he and Norma were hashing out their troubled relationship) and having him be the one to finally stop Norman was satisfying. I am glad they ended up with Norman dying at the end and not just locked away.
The other finale of the week was Feud: Bette and Joan on FX. This was as much of an emotional roller coaster as Bates Motel was, if not moreso, since this told the true story of the end of the life of Joan Crawford. The epic brilliance of Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford can not be overstated. I found myself crying over this woman who slowly slipped away into her own
delusions. Susan Sarandon was every bit as amazing here as Lange. Sarandon’s portrayal of Bette Davis really brought life to the great actress. Feud was as good as television can get and everyone involved in this amazing series deserves kudos.
Gotham returned to FOX Monday night after being off the air for quite a while with an episode that brought us the origin of the Riddler. Edward Nigma has been on screen for the entire series, but we finally get him in the green suit and calling himself the Riddler. We also see how young Bruce Wayne continuously is moving closer to the role that will define his future life. Bruce has been kidnapped by the Court of Owls and replaced by the clone of him from Arkham. And where does Bruce find himself at the end of the episode? Sure looks like it is the Himalayas. Is the Batman training far behind?
Riverdale is ramping up toward its final two episodes with this week’s arrival of Molly Ringwald in her appearance as Archie’s mom. We also found out that FP, Jughead’s father and member of the Southside Serpents, is being framed for the murder of Jason Blossom. We know he is being framed because the gun that was used to kill Jason (which was the same gun that the pedophilia music teacher Miss Grundy had in her car) was found at FP’s house. However, before it was found by the police, Archie and Veronica had searched FP’s place and had found nothing. We also found out that Mr. Blossom no longer had red hair, and that he wears wigs. Apparently, his hair turned white overnight. Hm… is that another toss back to Twin Peaks? Leland Palmer’s hair turned white over night as well (and he turned out to be the killer). Is this foreshadowing or just another red herring? It seems that (according to next week’s preview) that we find out who killed Jason Blossom next week in the penultimate episode of Riverdale. Can’t wait.
The Avengers assembled (or should we call them the Gladiators) on this week’s edition of Scandal as all of the main characters of our show (Olivia, Fitz, Mellie, Cyrus, Jake, David, and eventually Papa Pope) banded together during an orchestrated lockdown to try and come up with a strategy to stop the season’s villains. Peus had instructed Mellie that Jake would not longer be her vice-president and that she would appoint him VP instead. Plus she would have Ms. Ruland as the Chief of Staff. This brought the group together to share a strategy. I really enjoyed seeing this group come together and realize that they had the power of the presidency behind them. The worst part of this episode? Easily the rant from Rowan. Papa Pope’s crazed rant about everybody in the room was as ridiculous as them including him in this meeting in the first place. It is far past time that this character be sent off forever, ideally with a bullet between the eyes. Either way, the decision of the group to fight the shadowy organization was welcome and inspirational.
Designated Survivor was very enjoyable this week as well as the show pushes forward with its conspiracy story and the attempt for President Kirkman to name a replacement Vice-President. However, there were a couple of problems. First, it was advertised that the “mole” inside the White House would be revealed this week and, when it was, I had to look up who the character was. I did not remember him at all. That is not a strong choice when they promoted it as a big reveal. And, worst of all, there was the most awkward and obvious product placement ever right in the middle of a scene with Maggie Q. The Ford Fusion car got a huge close up, including showing how the car
can be started via a cell phone. Went they zoomed in on Maggie Q starting the car with her phone, and then jumped inside the car to show it starting, I was sure something was going to happen like it was going to blow up. Nope. Just showing you the wonderful features of a Ford Fusion. It was simply a cringeworthy moment, worst than just about anything you would see in any feature movie. Even the blatant product placement in the Transformers movies weren’t as painful as this was. It simply felt like the show went to commercial sooner than you expected.
American Gods debuts this week on Starz and, since I don’t have that, I am hoping to find a way to watch the series based on Neil Gaimann’s classic novel. Fargo continues its latest season of brilliance. We find out who killed Jason Blossom.
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Last week saw the ending of the first season of 24 Legacy. I found it to be reasonably entertaining, and I did appreciate the few episodes than the normal 24. 24 Legacy had 12 episodes and ended with a satisfactory conclusion. Stand out performer of this final show was clearly Jimmy Smits as Senator John Donovan and his crooked father Henry played by Gerald McRaney. This pair brought the drama to 24. I should also throw out a shout out to our new special agent, Eric Carter, who survived a throwdown with the one and only Tony Almeida. There were times that I thought 24 Legacy was taking a stupid path, but on the whole, the story was done well and I would be up for a second go around with this crew.
This coming week will see the series finale of Bates Motel and the season finale of the anthology series Feud: Bette and Joan. Both of these shows have been spectacular. Bates Motel does not get enough credit and I cannot wait to see how the show wraps itself up. Alex Romero kidnapped Norman from right out of the police station so I am expecting some serious fireworks. And Jessica
Lange has been brilliant as Joan Crawford this season on Feud. There is just no way that she should not win the Emmy for this role. And Susan Sarandon has been no slouch either. Getting lost among the two divas is Alfred Molina who has also been just tremendous. We have found out that season two of Feud is a go, with the title being Feud: Charles and Diana.
We also got an important debut this week as Fargo returned with its first episode. Just as the past seasons, we get to meet a crew of oddball characters who are being placed in terrible situations. We meet the brothers, Ray and Emmit Stussy, played by Ewan McGregor. They are in an argument over a stamp and things escalate to ridiculous levels. Fargo has shown itself to be a darkly comedic romp through the (usually) snow covered landscape of the northern Midwest, and, with the murder of one of the characters by falling air conditioner, this season looks to be no exception. And are there more aliens coming?
On Scandal, the show has done what I was desperately hoping that it would not. It has reunited Olivia and Fitz. Ugh. Seriously, I just want those two to go off somewhere and never come back (Vermont, perhaps.) Meanwhile, despite all of the attempts to stop it, Mellie Grant was named the President of the United States by the Electoral College, apparently with the fix in. Our two villains of the season, Peus and Ruland, are really cartoon characters and I almost laughed when the blonde haired woman started bashing the brains out of Elizabeth North with a golf club. Mellie did all she could to salvage that scene with her normally excellent acting, but there was only so much she could do. The first half to two-thirds of this season had been great, but I feel like it has slipped into poor patterns.
Big news in the world of Movie Trivia Schmoedown as we have a brand new Movie Trivia Schmoedown Champion. “Yodi” Mark Reilly defeated “The Outlaw” John Rocha in a championship match on Collider Video’s You Tube channel this past Friday. Rocha failed to answer the final question that would have given him the win (much like when Dan Murrell lost to Rocha) and the title went back to Reilly. Reilly became the first two-time Schmoedown singles champion. Commissioner Kristian Harloff announced Reilly would defend against Murrell at the next biog event, The Collider Collision in July, however, there has been some speculation that Rocha would be added to that match to make it a triple threat match.
Tragedy on Agents of SHIELD as we continue to discover that, even though our heroes are alive in the alternate reality of the Framework, they can still die as we saw the death of the Patriot, Jeffrey Mace. Mace died a very heroic death, holding up a building long enough for the children inside to escape, but the collapsing ceiling finally did hm in. Agents of SHIELD continues to bend reality in the Framework (Hello! Welcome back, Trip!) but the fates of these characters are seriously in doubt. Could there be another loss inside the virtual reality world?





I finished binging 13 Reasons Why this week. The thirteenth episode of this show was as uncomfortable as I have been watching a fictional story in a long time. It was brutal. The scene where we see Hannah slitting her wrists in the bathtub was so realistic and emotionally powerful that I had to turn away. With this being juxtapositioned opposite Clay confronting the counselor (which was tear-inducing in itself), the episode was unbelievable. There were some nitpicks that I had with the series, but, overall, I think this was about as effective of a series on these topics as you are going to find.
Then, Netflix dropped the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 series this past Friday. Fourteen episodes following in the original MST3K footsteps of focusing on old time bad films, providing a riff over top. I found out about this from the RiffTrax guys at their performance of Samurai Cop this week and I was happy to get a chance to see it. Now, since each episode is an hour and a half and has 14 episodes, it is not an easy binge. I have seen the first four episodes and they were entertaining. New star Jonah Ray embraces everything that MST3K did and our villains, Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt, are really charming. I hope to see the remainder of these episodes as I go.
The Movie Trivia Schmoedown had a huge event this past week on YouTube as well. It was called the Free4All and it was based loosely on the WWE’s Royal Rumble. The two-part video was hosted by Schmoe Kristian Harloff and John Campea. The show featured five competitors at a time answering movie trivia questions. After five questions, the player or players with the lowest score was eliminated, only to be replaced by new competitors. The rounds continued until 35 different players entered the fray. Competitors included such notable players as Dan Murrell, reigning Schmoedown Champion John Rocca, Mark “Baby Carrots” Ellis, “The Beast” William Bibbiani among many others. The best moment of the show was when Marc Andreyko was able to eliminate Murrell, Rocca, Bibbiani and Drew
McWeeney all in one round in the biggest shock of the show. In the end, the player who drew number 34, “The Inglorious One” Samm Levine was able to win the Free4All. Levine, an actor who did appear in Inglorious Basterds, now has the opportunity to go after any title of his choosing. In the post show interview, Levine indicated that he would be going after the winner of John Rocca and Mark Reilly championship match up scheduled for next week. The Free4All was a tremendous show and shows just how creative the Collider show has become.
Scandal had a “what if” episode this week. What If was once a Marvel Comic where the Watcher would look into a parallel universe and tell the story of something that happened differently than it did in the real Marvel Universe. The same thing happened on Scandal (except for the Watcher thing). We saw what would happen if Olivia had not fixed the election for Fitz. Scandal has always had some kind of weird fixation on Olivia and Fitz, despite the fact that they are the WORST couple ever on television, so, of course, at the end of this What If episode, these two enablers wound up together. This felt like a filler episode that really wasn’t worth the time.
Bates Motel had a great moment this week as former Sheriff Alex Romero arrived back at the Bates Motel with his intention of getting revenge on Norman. Unfortunately for him, he did not find Norman there, since Norman had been arrested for the murder of several people in town. Of course, he did find Chick, who was typing his book in the cellar, in the room that Norman had constructed for his mother’s dead body. As Chick spoke romantically about the fate of Norma, Alex put a bullet in his head. That was a fantastic moment of TV for the week and setting up the ultimate showdown between Alex and Norman.
Agents of SHIELD continued its awesome new story arc inside the Framework. We met the Patriot, a part of the resistance, and we saw how evil this Doctor “Leo” aka Fitz really was as he gunned down Agnes despite Simmons’s insistence that he would never do it. Rumors are floating around that Agents of SHIELD will receive a fifth season despite talk of cancellation all year long. Hopefully that is the case since this show has been consistently awesome all year long.
Even more awesome- Feud: Bette and Joan. The FX show from Ryan Murphy is exceptionally excellent every week. Susan Sarandon has been great as Bette Davis, but Jessica Lange is absolutely brilliant each week as she loses herself into the role of Joan Crawford each episode. Lange becomes Joan Crawford and brings such humanity to the role that you understand and relate to Crawford no matter what rotten thing she may be doing. This is the best I have ever seen Lange, even better than her amazing roles on American Horror Story. Feud: Bette and Joan is magic and if you are not watching it, you are truly missing something special.



A Halloween episode from last year, Carnival of Souls was a creepy cult film where Mary survived a car crash only to wind up as an organist at a church. There is a pale figure that follows her and she winds up at an abandoned pavilion. Undead fun with the Carnival of Souls.
The sequel to the original ridiculous SyFy show was riffed by our guys and how can you not enjoy sharks inside tornadoes. The Sharknado hits New York and we see such things as Judd Hirsch and a cameo from Jared from Subway.
Santa Claus has been a key character in the world of the RiffTrax universe. He has been in Christmas shorts, he met the Ice Cream Bunny, and he has conquered Martians. This is the standout performance by Kris Kringle. The silliness of the Martians, especially Droppo, and the actually kidnapping of Santa Claus to Mars, made this a must see Christmas riff.
Sharknado was a pop culture phenomenon. No really. I know it was hard to believe, but the film created a lot of buzz and discussion. Perhaps the buzz was about how bad it was, but it was buzz nonetheless. So when it was announced that the film was receiving the big screen RiffTrax Live treatment, I was extremely excited. And the guys did not let me down. I did not watch Sharknado on television, but I came out to see it being riffed.

This was the first live performance I saw with the RiffTrax gang. I went to my Cinemark Theater in the Quad Cities not sure what to expect. I had seen MST300 before, but I was totally unprepared for how much I enjoyed this version. The way Kevin, Bill and Michael interacted with one another on stage, riffing this silly movie, taking the unintentional funny from the film and making it intentionally funny was amazing. Manos: The Hands of Fate owes a lot to RiffTrax for making it a cult sensation.
I nearly died when that waterfall started going back up. The timing of the joke was perfect and had me amazed. With Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Ice Cube, Eric Stoltz, and Jon Voight, this is probably the film with the best cast to be riffed live. Of course, it might be the most ridiculous Jon Voight performance of all time as well.

I really loved this tonight. This was uncharacteristically a rated R film because of language and violence, something that RiffTrax Live usually does not include, but this one was well worth it. Every “MF” let loose by the Police Captain Rohmer (easily my favorite character) was just tremendously funny. I laughed throughout the showing of Samurai Cop. The ridiculousness of the acting, the script and the stunts spoke for themselves. The wig that seemed to constantly change. The “Black Gift.” The cutting off of the head of an informant. Exploding cars. Hand grenades that explode twice. The gunfire. Bill, Michael and Kevin were on absolute fire with this film. There was also a fantastic song for the credits sung by Kevin Murphy all about the film. If you have a chance to head to the encore, do it. It is worth the time.
This is my absolutely favorite RiffTrax Live performance. I purchased it on the web site. The first half of the movie where the film seemed like it was more about driving and parking than it was about any kind of killer birds are one thing, but when the birds actually show up, the film becomes even worse. Some of the most embarrassingly poor special effects ever to find its way onto a screen. The idea behind this “horror” movie makes one wonder why anyone would greenlight it. Surely, everyone knew that what they were making was ridiculously bad. Rod is probably the worst protagonist ever. Watching him walk or pronounce “solar panels” tells you everything you need to know. And the guys do not let up on the riffing of this character. You know a film is something else when Kevin, Michael and Bill do not have to say anything, and the audience is cracking up. In fact, some of my favorite moments of Birdemic: Shock and Terror is when Kevin, Bill and Michael start laughing at what they see on the screen. No joke required. It is the best of the worst and the top RiffTrax show ever.
#5. Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige
#3. Asylum by Madeleine Roux
#2. The Naturals by Jennifer Lynn Barnes
#1. Grasshopper Jungle by Andrew Smith