Daddy’s Home 2

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When I went to see Daddy’s Home, I hated the first part of the movie.  Maybe even the first two acts.  I sat in my seat thinking to myself not just whether this would make my worst movies of the year list, but exactly what number it would be.  Then, something strange and unexpected happened.  The third act got better, caught my interest and saved the movie.  I still did not give it a great score, but my opinion changed and it avoided the worst movie of the year list.

Cue the trailers for the sequel, Daddy’s Home 2.  I actually found them entertaining.  I laughed several times at them and I, surprisingly, was looking forward to this film.

Brad (Will Farrell) and Dusty (Mark Wahlberg) had gotten the co-parenting thing down pat and were preparing to have an all-family Christmas together when it happened.  Dusty’s obnoxious father Kurt (Mel Gibson) decided to invite himself into the mix.  Throw in Brad’s over-emotional father Don (John Lithgow) and you suddenly have a severely combustible situation.

Making it even more uncomfortable, Kurt was continually trying to undermine the fragile relationship between Brad and Dusty, playing the two off each other with snarky comments and sabotage.

I have never liked Will Farrell much.  Every once in a while he does something that I think is good, but the good certainly does not out weigh the bad in my opinion.  This is his typical dumb comedy where, in place of intelligent or well-written dialogue or funny situations, Farrell does a pratfall or slams himself into the ground.  Once you’ve seen that, it really isn’t funny again.  Unfortunately, much of the best comedic parts of Daddy’s Home 2 is found in the trailers.

I do think that Farrell and John Lithgow are interesting together and this relationship could have been something that the film grabbed onto more, but it is really a side note. The storyline with the kids of the families was simply atrocious and promoted the worst examples for kids.  At one point, Dylan (Owen Vaccaro) was asking about advice for girls, and Dusty told him to go shove mistletoe above her, plant his “spaghetti slurpers” on her and then slap her on the butt.  In today’s world of sexual abuse and misconduct in Hollywood, a time where people like Harvey Weinstein, Andy Signore, Kevin Spacey are being brought down because of their inappropriate sexual advances toward others, to encourage that sort of behavior as something that can be funny is at best irresponsible and at worst criminal.

The comedy in this film might appeal to some.  There were people in the theater I saw this film in that seemed to think this was all funny.  I understand humor is subjective, but I found myself wondering exactly why these people find this obnoxious, borderline offense humor funny.  Daddy’s Home 2 takes the lowest level of comedy, mean-spirited and low bow, and presents it as funny.  I might have giggled a couple of times.

Mel Gibson was not funny.  He was too close to real life to be funny.  Plus, the character of Kurt does not earn his ending in the movie.  He never gets his learning moment and the film expects you to just accept that he now wants to improve his relationship with Dusty.  It came out of nowhere after making this guy the most obnoxious and cruel character in the film.

The film tried another third act come from behind here as well with a somewhat funny use of the song by Band Aid, “Do They Know It’s Christmas.”  However, the entire situation is soooooooooooo over the top that it stretches credibility and lost me.  The song itself was enjoyable to listen to and this was as close as I came to caring about anything in the movie.  I wonder how many people actually know that song and does it deserve the main third act focus?

Another problem with the film is that John Cena’s character Roger shows up late in the film.  The John Cena cameo was one of the best parts of the original film, but this one felt like the same old thing.  Then, with the ending segment, it felt as if the film was trying to bring together Dusty and Roger, as if that was the main relationship needing to be fixed.  It made no sense and it really undercut the finale.  Perhaps if this was the main conflict int he whole movie, like the original kind of set up in the closing minutes, but it was not.  It was tacked on to get John Cena into the film.

There are so many dumb scenes strung together ( a hunting scene, a bowling scene, the Nativity scene, a tree shopping scene) and none of the scenes had a through-line.  They were all patched together for the sake of that scene’s bad joke.

There is also a post credit scene that fits perfectly with this film.  It was mean and sad and made you feel depressed for poor John Lithgow.  I love John Lithgow, but this was an insult to him.

Daddy’s Home 2 took all of the worst parts of the first two acts of Daddy’s Home (including, literally some of the same jokes) and crammed them into the full three act structure of this movie.  The writing should have been so tighter and funnier, but there was simply nothing much here to enjoy.  One more film for the bad Will Farrell list.

1.3 stars

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

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I had never read the Agatha Christie book, nor had I seen any of the other movie versions that preceded this new film version of Murder on the Orient Express, directed by Kenneth Branagh, so I was entering this film with brand new eyes and an excitement to match.  I also avoided reviews for this film, after a quick, early glance at Rotten Tomatoes.  Decent early score, so I was hopeful.

In the end, I liked the film, but it was not near as great as I had hoped it would be.

The world famous detective Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) had some free time on his hands, but there was no rest for the little grey cells.  He was called for another case and had to get on a train, the Orient Express.  Suddenly, there was a dead body on the train and a cabin full of suspects.  Could the masterful Poirot solve the murder?

I hope so, because I figured it out pretty early.

There are some really great things about the film, starting with Kenneth Branagh.  His take as Hercule Poirot is wonderful and he does a fantastic job giving life to one of Agatha Christie’s most famous characters.  Poirot is well developed, we have a connection to him and Branagh fills him with some great, subtle character traits that really humanizes the detective.

The film also looks tremendous.  The cinematography is top notch and the surroundings of the Orient Express are breath-taking.  There are great shots inside the train as well, showing that Branagh has quite the grip on the understanding of how to shoot in the tight spaces as well as the snowy exteriors.

There is a wonderfully talented cast in the film.  Unfortunately, it feels as if the film does not do a suitable job of allowing this amazing cast to show what they can do.  With the exception of Branagh (who was tremendous), Josh Gad, who played MacQueen, and Michelle Pfeiffer as Caroline Hubbard, the cast was wasted on background characters who seem to be nothing more than window dressing.  Honestly, I did not care for most of these characters.

The murder mystery was pretty disappointing as well.  That was mainly because it was too filled with exposition and it kept bringing new characters and pieces to the puzzle that the audience could not possibly have known.  Part of the fun of the murder mystery is being able to play along with the detective.  That was not done here.  I still guessed the eventual reveal so the film lacked in an enjoyable pay off.

Because of the last few problems, the film did feel as if it dragged on.  It was certainly a slow burn of the film, which I liked at first, but quickly found it turning dull.  Then Poirot seemed to solve the case from out of nowhere and the film took a strange path.

Still, I think the film was a decent watch and there is no doubt that Kenneth Branagh was special as Hercule Poirot.  It is a beautiful film to watch, but the fact is that the story lets the film down and the great cast is wasted.  Still, if you like murder mysteries, or an Agatha Christie story, then this might be a decent time at the theater.

3.3 stars

 

EYG Top Ten Ensemble Movies

This week’s Top Ten Show with John Rocha and Matt Knost was another good listen.  This week’s topic was Top Ten Ensemble movies.  This was a giant topic and I have some interesting choices that did not make either John or Matt’s lists.  That, of course, is okay.

There are so many possible films here.  I wound up having some films on the list that I feel should be on the list, against some of my own personal favorites.  I went back and forth with which ones I should include.  I finally made some decisions.

Image result for the breakfast club#10.  The Breakfast Club.  The film that was like the representation of the Brat Pack in Hollywood, The Breakfast Club showed what happened when kids of all ages are forced to have detention on a Saturday morning.  The film depended on the charisma of the actors in detention and these characters were brilliantly portrayed.  They felt like real kids and they faced real problems.  Some of the best work that all of these actors ever had.

Image result for galaxy quest#9.  Galaxy Quest.  By Grabthar’s Hammer, this parody of Star Trek became so much more.  The film itself had so much heart and humor that it became a classic all its own.  Featuring Tim Allan paying a fantastic homage to William Shatner and the ever amazing Alan Rickman stealing every scene he was in as Dr. Lazarus aka Alexander Dane.  There was serious emotion in the film, unexpectedly.  It was so much fun.

Related image#8.  Stand By Me.  The story of four boys heading off to find the body of a dead kid is a tad dark.  You would expect that from a Stephen King short story, but Stand By Me is as wonderfully emotional and dramatic a movie than you will ever see.  The young cast truly brought the goods and they were able to create characters that you will never forget.

 

Image result for a league of their own#7.  A League of Their Own.  I love this movie.  The cast is one of the best parts of this.  Not only do you get Tom Hanks and Geena Davis, but there is Rosie O’Donnell, Madonna, Lori Petty, Jon Lovitz, Bitty Schram, Bill Pullman, Anne Ramsey.   The story is one of the best of the baseball movies.  It also has some of the best quotes of all time.  Sure, everyone loves “There’s no crying in baseball”, but my personal favorite is “It’s supposed to be hard.  If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it.  The hard is what makes it great.”

Image result for pulp fiction#6.  Pulp Fiction.  The fantastic film from Quentin Tarantino that was told out of order, which revitalized John Travolta’s career, which made a big deal of Royale with cheese, and where you found out the answer to “what happened to Zed?”  I was completely floored by Pulp Fiction and I did not expect to love the film as much as I did.  I was a huge Bruce Willis fan at the time, but honestly, the whole Bruce Willis segment made me uneasy.  The easy chemistry between Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson is what made this a classic.

Related image#5.  Lord of the Rings: Two Towers.  This is actually my favorite of the three movies.  I know the Return of the King gets all the accolades, but tome, there was just something perfect about the Two Towers.  I was completely enthralled the entire time I watched this film.  Every time they switched scenes and went to a different group, it felt like the exact right time.  Each switch made me more excited to see what was going to happen next.  And, of course, Treebeard!  The Battle of the Hornburg at Helm’s Deep was one of the most expansive and magnificent battles ever put on film and I loved every second of it.  The film flew by and it only made me more excited for the end of the trilogy.

Related image#4.  This is Spinal Tap.  This one is turned up to eleven.  This is Spinal Tap, the brilliant mockumentary by Rob Reiner featuring the out of touch heavy metal band Spinal Tap that became a real heavy metal band, putting out a couple of albums and going on tour.  Life imitating art?  With a great cast that included Christopher Guest, Michael McKeon, Harry Shearer, Rob Reiner, Billy Crystal, a bunch of drummers and Tony Hendra.  This film became a cult classic and it is one of the funniest films Rob Reiner ever did.

Related image#3.  The Godfather.  I thought about putting it at number one, but honestly, I really think this is a great movie, but it is not one of my all-time favorites.  It is here on the list out of respect for the film and because it is one of the great ensemble films ever made.  I actually only saw it for the first time earlier this year at a Fathom event and I enjoyed it very much.  I know it is one of the greatest movies ever made, and that is really why it is on this list.  Great performances and an extremely influential film in Hollywood, the Godfather in the top five was an offer I just couldn’t refuse.

Image result for the avengers#2.  The Avengers.  I thought about leaving this off the list, but honestly, it fit the category extremely well, so I had to include it.  I mean, this is Embrace Your Geekness.  Joss Whedon brilliantly gave his entire cast moments to shine, while never ignoring anyone (maybe Hawkeye).  The Avengers had magic about it.  Never before had we seen all of these characters of their own movies franchise come together to assemble.  The Avengers solidified the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  Some people never believed that The Avengers would work and it worked better than any film before it and it paved its way to a ton of movies in the MCU.

Image result for princess bride ensemble#1.  The Princess Bride.  This was another movie that I was not sure I should include on this list, but, it is my favorite movie of all time and it is an ensemble so I acquiesced.  I cannot say enough great things about The Princess Bride.  It is the most quotable movie.  It has amazing heart and emotion.  There is true love.  Miracles! What else could you want.  The film rests on the great chemistry between its cast, on both the heroes and villains side.  It introduced the movie going public to Robin Wright.  We had Andre the Giant.  Cary Elwes.  Mandy Patinkin.  The amazing Wallace Shawn.  Billy Crystal.  Carol Kane.  Fred Savage.  Peter Falk.  Chris Sarandon.  Christopher Guest.  I almost left this off the list, but that would truly be inconceivable.

Honorable mention:  Moonrise Kingdom, Airplane!, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Sin City, Super 8, Parenthood (1989), Boogie Nights.

The TV Week That Was

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Welcome back to another episode of The TV Week That Was.  Unfortunately, this Sunday has brought another mass shooting, this time in Texas.  As I am writing this, there are not very many details available outside of the shooting taking place at the First Baptist Church of Sutherland Springs just past noon.  According to an article at the New York Times website, officials believe there have been 27 deaths, with that total perhaps to rise.  There will be plenty of news coverage of this on the cable news, but I really think the time has long since passed that the US steps up and does something instead of allowing the gun lobby and the NRA to continually push these national tragedies aside in the name of the 2nd Amendment.  I see lots of Senators on Twitter sending out thoughts and prayers to the victims and their families.  How about doing something besides just praying, you sycophantic slugs?

Okay, got that off my chest.  Let’s get on with something happier.

Image result for houston astros on SNLWell, at least, happier for some.  The Houston Astros won game 7 of the World Series this week to become World Series Champions.  The Astros defeated my Dodgers 5-1 in the final game of an excellent series.  Congrats to Houston, which brought some good news to a city that has not had a lot of good news this year.  Also this week, members of the Astros found their way to Saturday Night Live and onto the set of Weekend Update.  Jose Altuve, George Springer, and Alex Bregman walked out and Altuve ended up on Lesley Jones’s lap.

Image result for rick and Morales walking deadI have to say, I have not been into The Walking Dead yet this year.  Last week’s episode was difficult to get into.  They kept bouncing back and forth between people I did not know and other people I did not know firing guns at each other.  There was not enough interactions with the characters who I do know and love.  There was also another fake out on a character’s death as it sure looked like Morgan had been gunned down.  Yet, he survived.  I’m not even sure exactly how he did this.  There was an interesting turn at the very end of the episode as Morales, a character from season one returned to stick a gun in Rick’s face.  I assume Rick will be fine since we saw him as Old Man Rick last week.

Image result for inhumans episode 7The Inhumans brought both Triton and Gorgon back to life this week as the Royal Family returned to the moon, made a deal with Maximus, handed over Dr. Desmond from LOST to Maximus, and then acted surprised when Maximus did not keep his word.  The episode ended with Maximus being led into a trap and winding face to face with Black Bolt.  Only one episode left as I continue to count the days until Agents of SHIELD returns and fills this time slot with watchable Marvel TV once again.  Seriously, Marvel TV has been pretty average to poor lately with Iron Fist and Defenders both being “meh” and Inhumans being downright bad.  Hopefully Agents of SHIELD and Punisher in two weeks (as well as Runaways on Hulu) can start matching Marvel TV with the excellence that is happening in the Marvel Cinematic Universe at Marvel Studios.

Image result for riverdale black hoodI am also split on Riverdale season two.  I loved season one, but I am just torn with this Black Hood killer storyline.  I love serial killer storylines and I do like how they have woven the killer into Betty’s story as well, but I am just not sure what to think about how this story is completely altering Archie Andrews as a character.  He has turned into a crazed and violent nutjob.  Archie bought a gun and got into an Outsiders style street fight with the Serpents.  I understand that the Black Hood started by shooting Archie’s father, but he seems to be going way over the line.  I am interested in the character of the Black Hood and I do wonder whom this killer truly is, so I hope some of the characterization can get straightened out before it ruins Riverdale completely.

scandalplaneboomDark Olivia Pope continues on Scandal as the White House CoS and “Command” of the B613 secret organization each week and even being outed as the head of B613 did not stop Olivia this week.  Show of hands if you expected something to happen to that airplane at the end of the episode?  Yeah, my hand is up too.  This final season has been very disappointing as Olivia has really gone over to the dark side and I am just about ready to say let her stay there.  I also hated how President Mellie Grant, the first female president, fell for the first handsome foreign leader she came across.  So much for female power.  That was terribly cliched and borderline offensive.  Why couldn’t have Mellie just been a strong and powerful woman without having their be “sparks?”  Well, at least the leader was on that plane so there won’t be any more sparks.

Image result for professor pyg gotham episode 7Gotham continues to be must see each week as the Professor Pyg storyline continued this week with Jim Getting a lot of kick back among GCPD for his NOT being targeted by Pyg (that’s like Pygmalion, btw).  However, Jim’s act of bravery to save a group of cops won them all over.  All of them, that is, except Harvey Bullock.  There are definite cracks appearing in the relationship between Jim and Harvey, and it all makes sense.  We also got a storyline with Bruce Gone Wild at a nightclub and getting heavy into it with a girl.  The Bruce Wayne part was the weakest part of Gotham this week, easily.

Image result for designated survivor episode 6 two shipsDesignated Survivor has been consistently entertaining for the last several weeks.  I like how it has moved away from the deep seeded conspiracy to events that a president may have to deal with every day. This week, a US spy ship crashed with a junker in waters where it was not supposed to be.  We got some really good drama, especially between President Kirkman and the young captain Griffin, played by Gregory Smith, who had to step up as leader after the higher ranked officers died in the accident.  The conversations with these two were very emotional and took its toll on Kirkman when we learn that Griffin stayed behind to make sure that the ship’s secrets did not fall into enemies hands.  It was a strong episode of a series that has been very reliable this year.

Related imageHow to Get Away With Murder continues to amp up the situation and continues to drive Annalise toward what looks like some sort of bloody confrontation.  This episode showed us some demons in the mind of Annalise’s therapist, Isaac Roa.  It looks like Jimmy Smits’s character has lost a daughter in his own past and the fact that Annalise has confided in him that she lost a child in the hit and run seems to have sent him into his own emotional tailspin.  The flash-forwards of this show are getting closer each week and soon we will be able to put it all together.

Image result for schmoedown rocha vs. levineThe Movie Trivia Schmoedown is continuing its Ultimate Schmoedown singles tournament, which is turning out to be full of major upsets.  The number one seed, “The Outlaw” John Rocha fell this week to “The Inglorious One” Samm Levine in a close and dramatic match.  That means our final four consists of Levine, a 9 seed, taking on Rachel “The Crusher” Cushing, a number 12 seed, and Mike Kalinowski, a seven seed, taking on “Little Evil” JTE, a number 11 seed.  The winner will receive a shot at the Championship, currently held by “The Commish” Kristian Harloff, at the Schmoedown Spectacular.  The finals of the team tournament are scheduled next week as well with Team Action vs. Above the Line.  If you enjoy movie trivia and you are not watching the Movie Trivia Schmoedown, you need to get on it immediately.  There is fun every match.

Have a great week.  Smackdown Tuesday has a WWE Championship match with Jinder Mahal defending against A.J. Styles.  The Inhumans final episode airs.  GH is continuing its Tale of Two Jasons.  There are lots of great TV programs to watch.

Happy Viewing.

Oh, and by the way… Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Remember, Remember the 5th of November

The Gunpowder treason and plot.

I can tell of no reason, why the Gunpowder Treason

Should ever be forgot.

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Killing Gunther

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The mockumentary style of film has been around for several years now and we have seen areas from heavy metal music to dog shows.  You can now add hitmen to the list of topics covered with the new Taran Killam film, Killing Gunther.

Blake (Taran Killam) assembled a crew of young, up-and-coming hired assassins to help him kill the “white whale” of contract killers, Gunther.  Problem was that no one knew who Gunther was or what he looked like.  So, kidnapping a camera crew, Blake insists that they film everything as they attempt to take the place at the top of the heap by killing Gunther.

There are some definitely fun things going on in this mockumentary.  A very strong cast helps to give the film its needed gravitas as this group of assassins find themselves one step behind Gunther at every turn.

In the most intriguing casting of the film, Arnold Schwarzenegger played the role of Gunther, and, though we do not get much in way of screen time from Arnold, he is clearly having a great time hamming it up and chewing every last bit of scenery in the scenes that he does find himself in.

There are also some good side characters, especially Donnie (Bobby Moynihan of SNL fame), who is an explosion expert and Aaron Yoo as poison expert Yong.  Cobie Smulders appears as one of Blake’s former flames, Lisa.

Though there is fun to be had, it does feel like the concept is stretched a little thin.  It is as if it would have been a great short film or perhaps a great sketch on SNL, but for a whole 90+ movie, it did feel a tad dragged out.

The ending is a cop out and I wished they would have stuck with what appeared to be the original ending.  Still, there are good enough moments of humor and satire to recommend this film.  Seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger in the role makes everything worthwhile.  Just know that Arnold does not arrive until later in the film so you are not disappointed.

3.4 stars

A Bad Moms Christmas

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I had gone to Bad Moms last year and found it to be a surprise. It was way funnier than I ever thought it would be and it was an enjoyable comedy.

Then, the very next year, they turn around and make the sequel, basing it at Christmas time.

This one… not near as good.  In fact, I found this one tedious and annoying.

The three “Bad Moms” return for this film, but this time, each of their own moms come to visit for the holidays.  Amy (Mila Kunis) and her mother Ruth (Christine Baranski) have a complicated relationship where Ruth s always trying to push Amy for more, and Amy feels under appreciated.  Kiki (Kristen Bell) and her mother Sandy (Cheryl Hines) are suffering from Sandy being too close to her daughter.  Finally Carla (Kathryn Hahn) and her mother Isis (Susan Sarandon) rarely see one another,only when Isis needs money for her gambling problem.

I bet you can figure out what happens in this movie.  Just like a television sitcom, the groups go through over-the-top moments that are meant to be funny and by the end of the movie, they all learn lessons and become better people.

So, since the story is so familiar, if not downright repetitive, this movie depends on the comedic aspects of the film to carry it through.  Unfortunately, with a few exceptions, none of the gags of the movie hit and it is distinctly unfunny.  Sure there are a few moments (mostly involving Kathryn Hahn) that are funny, but they are few and far between those moments that we have seen in any number of comedies like this.

Sure the cast is likable, but there is just nothing original here at all and the story is lazy.  The ending sequence simple put feels like the wash and rinse writing that we have seen a million times.  Christine Baranski, while a great actress, is basically playing a version of the character she plays on the Big Bang Theory.

It really feels as if the quick turnaround from original hit movie to sequel hurt this film. It feels rushed and the humor suffers from it.  Where as the original film had a distinct flare to it, this one lacks anything that will stand out, with an exception of Kathryn Hahn and one of the Santa strippers.  Many times comedies have a difficult with sequels and, to me, this one is no exception.

2.1 stars

 

LBJ

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The new biopic from Rob Reiner focuses on the events that led to Texas born Senator Lyndon Baines Johnson (Woody Harrelson) to ascend to the Presidency of the United States after the assassination of John F. Kennedy (Jeffrey Donovan).

I had seen another movie (Selma) about the same situation, detailing the 1964 Civil Rights Law, and that movie had some differences int he character of LBJ.  It is hard to say which was the real image of LBJ, but both showed him as a brusque, gruff and profane.  Both films, however, made LBJ look like a good man.

Reiner’s LBJ is told both in current day (the day of the assassination) and in flashbacks to the 1959-60 Presidential race between Kennedy and Johnson, prior to LBJ being offered the Vice-President slot.  The film is weaved together well until the election is completed. Then the story picks up from current day, seeing how LBJ was sworn in as President and began to push JFK’s agenda.

Woody Harrelson is very good in this film the heavy facial prosthetics that he had to wear.  Honestly, there were a lot of times when I found myself staring at his face, trying to determine what parts were actually Woody’s face.  Despite the distracting makeup, Harrelson displayed a very strong leader who, while perhaps not couth, was desperate for people to connect to him, love him.

It was intriguing to watch Johnson work, a politician at this core, straining to find ways to compromise and to get bills through Congress.  Too bad we don’t have anyone like LBJ today, because we certainly need someone like him.

The film was pretty short, so it did not get a chance to really dive deeply into the successes LBJ had.  It would have been interesting to see the moments in his life that led to his decision to not run for a second term in 1968 or to go into more specifics about the Vietnam War that was dragging the country into the muck at the time, however, these historic moments were delegated to the boxed text at the end of the film.

Overall, the film delivered an interesting lead character who did some amazing things, but who may not have always done the right thing.

3 stars

 

 

Thor: Ragnarok

Most everyone is using one extremely fitting word to describe Thor:Ragnarok: fun.  From start to finish, the third film in the Thor series is just a tremendously enjoyable ride full f humor, action, wonderfully weird characters and fun.

Taika Waititi, director of What We Do in the Shadows and The Hunt for the Wilderpeople, brings so much of his own directorial style into Thor: Ragnarok that it is amazing that Marvel Studios, a studio that has had some directors have had issues with in the past, apparently allowed his such free reign to create a Thor movie unlike any other Thor movie before it, while still honoring what had come prior.

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) returns to Asgard to find his brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) ruling in the place of Odin (Anthony Hopkins).  Thor forces Loki to show him what he had done to Odin, and this winds up releasing the Goddess of Death Hela (Cate Blanchett), who has returned to claim Asgard as her own.  Thor gets banished and winds up on Sakaar, a planet run by the Grandmaster (Jeff Goldblum), and ends up in Grandmaster’s Contest of Champions vs. the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo)

There are so many wonderful parts to Thor: Ragnarok that it is difficult to hit them all.  Chris Hemsworth is remarkable as Thor and he is allowed to show what an exceptional comedic actor that he is in this film.  He delivers his lines with the perfect timing and stands out.  The relationship with Thor and Loki, perhaps the most complicated relationship in the MCU, continues to be at the center of this movie, and each scene between Hensworth and Hiddleston shows how much chemistry they have with one another and how important they are to one another.

Mark Ruffalo is fantastic as Hulk/Bruce Banner.  He brings believable differences between the two characters (the ultimate Jekyll and Hyde combo).  This is the first time we can really see his work in the Hulk too, since we get a Hulk that can talk and communicate, even if that communication is like a 2-year old.  The Hulk is brilliantly portrayed as the monstrous rage beast, but also as someone who is lonely and wants a friend.  And Banner shows his heroic side despite his own continuing fears of being lost within the Hulk persona.  Plus, the Hulk/Thor hoss fight was brutally awesome.

There are a ton of great new characters here as well.    Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie is kick ass and brings as much to this role as you could possibly bring.  The flashbacks of the Valkyries battle with Hela, which looked as if it were a painting- a work of art, brought this character an importance that was unexpected.  Jeff Goldblum was doing his very best Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster. I sat in the theater waiting for the film to start thinking about the world I live in– where I was about to see a major motion picture that was going to feature the Grandmaster.  Amazing, and Goldblum was a riot.  Taika Waititi himself had a great knew role as the rock creature Korg, who was continually funny.  Karl Urban as Skurge the Executioner had an unexpectedly strong character arc as well, playing Hela’s right hand man.

Without going into spoilers, the ending sequence in Asgard was as surprising and original of an ending we have seen in the MCU.  It ranks up there with “I have come to bargain” of Dr. Strange fame in subversive finales in the super hero genre.

Speaking of Dr. Strange, it is known that Benedict Cumberbatch is in the film, and Ragnarok actually took the post credit scene from Dr. Strange where Thor is enjoying a beer and wove it into Ragnarok’s narrative seamlessly.  Cumberbatch’s role is basically a cameo, but it is an amazing one and worth a mention.

There are also a few cameos on Asgard that I won’t spoil that are perfect.

Some people have claimed that this movie is without stakes, but I disagree.  We have major Thor characters in this film die as well as the unbelievable ending that completely shakes up Thor’s corner of the MCU.  Plus, with the Tesseract making its presence known once again, it beautifully sets up this film’s connection to Avengers: Infinity War and Thanos’s ultimate arrival.

The film flows beautifully and the pacing is great.  You never feel bored during the film because you have something new to laugh at.  The colors are something different for Thor than any past Thor movies.  The color scheme is more like the Guardians of the Galaxy than Thor.  Perhaps this is the color palate that the MCU Cosmic films are all going to adapt.  If that is the case, I am all for it.

There may have been a couple of scenes where the green screen stood out too much (particularly with the Thor/Loki/Odin scene), but that was a minor quip.  Most of this film is wonderfully put together and the CGI was well done.

I still think this is one step behind Logan as the best comic movie of the year, but it is in the discussion.  Thor: Ragnarok is laugh out loud funny while taking the character of Thor is a different direction and installing in him a freshness that the character truly needed.  Plus, a new haircut.

4.9 stars

 

MCU Timeline

Source:  http://collider.com/mcu-timeline-explained/#infinity-stones-celestials-frost-giants

 

 

Before the Universe Began:

  • Six singularities existed: Space, Mind, Reality, Power, Time, Soul
  • Dark Elves arose from the darkness before traveling to the Nine Realms to rule over them all from Svartalfheim, the Dark World.

After the Universe Began:

  • Cosmic Entities Death, Entropy, Infinity, and Eternity created the Infinity Stones from these singularities.
  • Elders of the Universe: The Collector and the Grandmaster come into being.

Several Million Years Ago:

  • Ego the Living Planet comes into being as a Celestial, a member of a powerful, primordial race.

Thousands of Years Ago:

  • Asgardian, Kree, and Human civilizations emerge.
  • Kree experiments on Earth give rise to Inhumans whose genetic abilities are triggered by Terrigen Mist, causing Terrigenesis.
  • Agamotto founds the Masters of the Mystic Arts and constructs three sanctuaries on Earth.

2988 BCE

  • Convergence, or the alignment of the Nine Realms of Yggdrasil, occurs. This happens once every 5,000 years.
  • First Battle of Svartalfheim: Malekith leads the Dark Elves in an attempt to destroy the Nine Realms using the Aether (Reality Stone). The Asgardian army, led by Odin’s father Bor, defeat Malekith and secure the Aether, hiding it away.
  • Some time later, Odin and his firstborn Hela, acting as his executioner, wage war across the Nine Realms, conquering them all. When Hela’s ambition grows too great, their forces battle against each other and many Valkyries are killed in the combat. Odin, victorious, seals Hela away in a prison and banishers her memory from history.

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965 CE:

  • Battle of Tønsberg: Jotunheim’s Frost Giants invade Tøsberg, Norway in an attempt to conquer Midgard, a.k.a. Earth.
  • Battle of Jotunheim: Odin leads the Asgardian army against the Frost Giants to defend Midgard. Odin also discovers an abandoned Jotunheim infant, adopting him, and raising him alongside his own son Thor with the given name, Loki.
  • Odin negotiates a truce with the Frost Giant king, Lufey.

1014 CE:

  • Kree and Nova Empires fight a war that lasts thousands of years.

1197 CE:

  • A defector from Asgard’s Berserker Army flees to Earth and breaks his strength-enhancing weapon–the Berserker Staff–into three pieces which he hides across Europe.

1342 CE: 

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    The Ancient One is born.

1409 CE:

  • Odin hides the Tesseract in Tønsberg, Norway.

1413 CE:

  • Lorelei enslaves hundreds of men across the Nine Realms by enthralling them before being defeated by Sif and being imprisoned in Asgard’s dungeons.

1839 CE:

  • Members of HYDRA meet to determine who among them will pass through the Kree Monolith.

1876 CE:

  • Ulysses Klaue’s great-grandfather is killed by Wakanda’s Black Panther

1901:

  • The Council of Nine orchestrates the assassination of President McKinley.

1906:

  • The Council’s headquarters The Arena Club is founded.

1914:

  • July 28th – World War I begins.

1917:

  • March 10th – James Buchanan “Bucky’ Barnes is born.
  • August 15th – Howard Stark is born.

1918:

  • May 8th – Joseph Rogers dies while fighting in the war with the 107th as a consequence of a mustard gas attack. He received a posthumous Purple Heart.
  • July 4th – Steve Rogers is born.
  • November 11th – World War I ends.

1921:

  • April 9th – Margaret “Peggy” Carter is born.

1929:

  • October 24th – Council member Thomas Gloucester orchestrates the Wall Street Crash.

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1930:

  • January 10th – Dr. Abraham Erskine begins experimentation on a Super Soldier Serum.
  • September 6th – Steve Rogers meets Bucky Barnes in New York City.

1933:

  • Johann Schmidt begins searching for the Tesseract.

1936:

  • October 15th – Sarah Rogers dies of tuberculosis.

1937:

  • April 24th – Dottie Underwood and other Soviet girls train to become master assassins in the Red Room program.

1939:

  • September 1st – World War II begins.
  • September 30th – Howard Star founds Stark Industries.

1940:

  • August 7th
    • Peggy Carter calls off her wedding and enlists in the British counter-intelligence and security agency, MI5.
  • October
    • Peggy Carter becomes an advisor to American agency Strategic Scientific Reserve.
  • November 11th
    • Johann Schmidt injects himself with the Super Soldier Serum, transforming him into the Red Skull.
  • December 24th
    • Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers enlist while visiting New York City’s U.S. Recruiting and Induction Center, but Steve is designated 4F and rejected. He tries four more times in four different cities but meets the same fate each time.
  • December 25th
    • Led by Dr. Erskine along with Howard Stark, Peggy Carter, and Colonel Chester Phillips, the Strategic Scientific Reserve’s Project Rebirth chamber is completed and ready to transform volunteers into super-soldiers.

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1942:

  • March 3rd
    • Red Skull discovers and secures the Tesseract.
  • August
    • HYDRA General Warner Reinhardt’s team, tasked with discovering more artifacts related to the Tesseract, find the corpse of a blue-skinned extraterrestrial, a Kree soldier they dub G.H.

1943:

  • June 14th
    • Steve Rogers is recruited by Dr. Erskine for Project Rebirth.
  • June 22nd
    • Steve Rogers is successfully transformed through the use of the super-soldier serum. However, Dr. Erskine is assassinated by HYDRA operative, Heinz Kruger.
  • June 23rd
    • Steve Rogers refuses to be kept in a lab as a research specimen and goes on a USO tour instead as Captain America.
  • November 3rd
    • Captain America leads an assault on a HYDRA facility in Austria to liberate  Dum Dum Dugan, Gabe Jones, Jim Morita, James Montgomery Falsworth, Jacques Dernier, Bucky, and the rest of the 107th, some of whom will form the Howling Commandos.
  • November 5th
    • Howard Stark’s research of HYDRA’s mysterious power source leads him down the path to developing a New Element. Tony Stark later completes this research to improve upon his arc reactor.

1944:

  • June – General John McGinnis’ soldiers raid Howard Starks lab and steal his research along with Midnight Oil, a combat drug originally designed to keep its users awake and alert, but which had the side effect of causing the user to go mad.

1945:

  • January
    • The Howling Commandos capture Arnim Zola but Bucky Barnes falls from the HYDRA train in the process and is presumed dead.
  • January
    • Werner Reinhardt discovers the “Obelisk”, a Kree Diviner used to contain Terrigen Crystals which would release Terrigen Mist upon exposure.
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    March 4th

    • Captain America and the Howling Commandos defeat Red Skull, who uses the Tesseract and subsequently vanishes, never to be seen again. Captain America crashes the HYDRA plane Valkyrie off the coast of Greenland and is presumed dead.
    • Reinhardt tests the Obelisk on an unwilling Chinese woman named Jiaying. She survived the experiment but was locked up in a cage while Reinhardt moved his base of operations upon hearing of Red Skull’s presumed death.
  • May 7th
    • Soldiers encounter a mysterious phenomenon known as Zero Matter or the Darkforce while on the battlefields of Europe.
  • May 21st
    • Reinhardt is interrogated by Peggy Carter and sentenced to life imprisonment, despite him attempting to share information on the Obelisk and Kree.
  • September 2nd – World War II ends.

1946:

  • April
    • Howard Stark is tried by the United States Congress to determine whether or not he’s a traitor when some of his inventions show up for sale on the black market. Stark flees the country, believing he will be convicted, and tasks his butler Edwin Jarvis with assisting Peggy Carter on her mission. He becomes the SSR’s most-wanted target.
  • April 16th
    • Soviet scientist Anton Vanko tells Carter and Jarvis that Roxxon is the only company with the means of weaponizing Stark’s dangerous chemical compound, Nitramene. The Roxxon Refinery explodes that same night.

1947:

  • The Cold War begins.
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    July 11th – Peggy Carter arrives in Los Angeles where an exonerated Howard Stark has opened up a new estate and started a motion picture company.

1948:

  • An unidentified Iron Fist is caught on film by the Chinese Government while defending a secret passage into K’un-Lun from soldiers who had become lost in the jungle.
  • September – Howard Stark and Peggy Carter plan to form S.H.I.E.L.D., which they launch in January of 1949.

1949:

  • Zola, now recruited by S.H.I.E.L.D., begins to rebuild HYDRA from within the agency. He and former HYDRA agents track down Bucky Barnes, who had survived his fall and was in the custody of Soviet authorities. Bucky’s memory is wiped and modified, as is his body; he’d lost an arm but was outfitted with a metal prosthetic. HYDRA kept Bucky cryogenically frozen, thawed out only when needed as the elite assassin, Winter Soldier.

1951:

  • December 21st – Nick Fury is born.

1953:

  • June 21st – Peggy Carter is interviewed about her experiences with Captain America during World War II.

1954:

  • January 1st – The year-long Stark Exposition kicks off.

1955:

  • February 15th – Yondu Udonta is sold into Kree slavery as an infant.

1959:

  • April 25th – The Winter Soldier conducts an operation, as documented by the KGB.

1960:

  • September – Meredith Quill is born.

1962:

  • Vietnam War begins, orchestrated by HYDRA.
  • August 10th – Midtown School of Science and Technology is founded. (Peter Parker will later attend.)
  • October 14th – 28th – Cuban Missile Crisis, manipulated by HYDRA.

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1963:

  • March 13th – Anton Vanko defects to the U.S. to develop Arc Reactor technology with Howard Stark as part of The Unity Project.
  • November 22nd – The assassination of President John F. Kennedy is orchestrated by HYDRA and carried out by the Winter Soldier.

1964:

  • January 1st – Stark World Exposition held alongside the World’s Fair in Flushing Meadows, New York City.
  • July 8th – Phil Coulson is born.
  • October 12th – Trevor Slattery performs his first theatrical role as Boatswain #1 in William Shakespeare’s ‘The Tempest.’

1967:

  • October 17th – Anton Vanko is accused of espionage, deported as a spy, and exiled to Siberia for 20 years. Howard Stark assumes full credit for the Arc Reactor technology. Obadiah Stane convinces Stark to once again focus his efforts on weapons technology.

1968:

  • February 15th – Anton Vanko’s son Ivan is born.
  • October 8th – James Rupert Rhodes is born.

1969:

  • December 18th – Bruce Banner is born.

1970:

  • May 29th – Tony Stark is born.

1971:

  • January 7th – Clinton “Clint” Barton is born.

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1972:

  • Arnim Zola dies of a terminal illness, but his consciousness is uploaded into a computer system in a S.H.I.E.L.D. bunker in Camp Lehigh, New Jersey.

1973:

  • November 8th – A young Wilson Fisk kills his father with a hammer to stop him from beating Wilson’s mother, Marlene. Wilson and his mother cut up the body and dump it into the river over a few days. Marlene soon sends Wilson to live on a farm with his relatives.

1974:

  • April 1st – The last Stark World Exposition until 2011. Howard Stark’s video advertising the expo cleverly disguises a clue to perfecting the Arc Reactor technology, one which only his son Tony Stark will recognize.

1975:

  • April 2nd – Yondu Udonta is freed from Kree slavery by Stakar Ogord and becomes a Ravager. Yondu goes against the code by working for Ego and delivering children gathered from across the universe to Ego’s planet.
  • April 30th – Vietname War ends.

1976:

  • July – Misty Knight is born.

1978:

  • September 23rd – Sam Wilson is born.
  • September 24th – Howard Stark unveils his Arc Reactor technology but does not explore the tech’s profitability.
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    November 7th – Ego comes to Earth to plant a seedling and falls in love with Meredith Quill. He leaves on December 23rd, but returns multiple times over the months ahead.

1980:

  • Hope Van Dyne is born.
  • October 27th – Peter Quill is born.

1984:

  • April 7th – Hank Pym uses his Ant-Man suit to test his EMP communication device by shrinking down to the size of Bullet Ants.
  • October 22nd – Natasha Romanoff is born.

1985: 

  • November – Matt Murdock is born.

1987:

  • January – Anton Vanko returns from Siberian exile.
  • April 2nd – Thanos kills Gamora and Nebula’s families, and then adopts them as his daughters. They become skilled assassins and fighters under Ronan the Accuser.
  • May 28th – During a training scenario, Gamora tosses Nebula over a cliff, injuring her to the point that she requires cybernetic augmentations which disappoint her adopted father.
  • July – Hank Pym and Janet Van Dyne try to disarm a Soviet ICBM as Ant-Man and the Wasp. Janet presumably dies after turning off her suit’s regulator in order to shrink down small enough to enter the missile and disable it, though she may be lost in the quantum realm.
  • August 19th – Leo Fitz is born.
  • September 11th – Jemma Simmons is born.

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1988:

  • July 2nd – Daisy Johnson is born.
  • November 10th – Meredith Quill dies and Peter is abducted by Yondu’s Ravagers under orders from Ego.

1989:

  • March – Reinhardt is set free by Alexander Pierce and returns to Austria to resume experimentation on Jiaying, using his discoveries to restore his own youth.
  • June – Hank Pym resigns from S.H.I.E.L.D. upon discovering that the organization attempted to replicate his size-changing technology.

1990: 

  • March 17th – John Garrett becomes the first test subject for HYDRA’s Project Deathlok after becoming mortally wounded by an IED in Sarajevo.

1991:

  • April 1st – Danny Rand is born.
  • December 16th – Howard and Maria Stark assassinated by the Winter Soldier. Obadiah Stane assumes interim CEO duties of Stark Industries.
  • December 25th – Soviet Union dissolved and the Cold War ends.

1993: 

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    May 5th – Ivan Vanko receives 15-year prison sentence for selling Soviet-era weapons grade plutonium to Pakistan.

  • October – While attempting to save a bystander from being hit by a truck, Matt Murdock is doused in hazardous chemicals. He loses his sight, but his other senses become enhanced.

1994:

  • February – Jack Murdock is assassinated for failing to throw a boxing match.
  • May – Stick introduces himself to Matt Murdock at the St. Agnes Orphanage, offering to train him.

1995: 

  • May 5th – Bruce Banner and Betty Ross begin dating as undergraduate students at Harvard.
  • July 24th – Natasha Romanoff joins Russia’s covert espionage program, emerging three years later as the Black Widow.

1996: 

  • June 6th – Stick was also training another pupil, Elektra. Rather than following orders to kill her once it became clear that she was the latest incarnation of the Black Sky, Stick placed her with a wealthy adoptive family in Greece for her own safety.

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1997:

  • April – In attempting to reconcile the death of his wife Adria, Kaecillius is brought to Kamar-Taj by Karl Mordo and meets with The Ancient One, joining the Masters of the Mystic Arts.

1998: 

  • January 27th – Nick Fury sends Clint Barton to eliminate Natasha Romanoff in Russia, seeing her as a threat to global security. Instead, she’s given a chance to join S.H.I.E.L.D., which she takes.

1999: 

  • July – Jessica Jones is the sole survivor of a car crash during a family road trip. Chemicals spilled during the crash grant Jessica Jones her abilities.
  • December 31st – Tony Stark travels to Bern, Switzerland for a New Year’s Eve party where he meets Maya Hansen and Ho Yinsen. Disabled scientist Aldrich Killian requests funding from Stark for his think tank Advanced Idea Mechanics (A.I.M.), but is rudely rebuffed. Hansen later reveals her work on the Extremis virus to Stark.

 

2000:

  • January 3rd – A rejected Killian accepts a jilted Hansen into A.I.M. where they work on Extremis together.

2001:

  • June 28th – Under HYDRA’s influence, NASA sends astronauts through the Monolith to survey the planet on the other side.
  • September 12th – Frank Castle enlists in the Marine Corps following the September 11th attacks.
  • September 13th – General Thaddeus Ross starts the Bio-Tech Force Enhancement Project through the U.S. Armed Forces in order to replicate Project Rebirth.

2003:

  • March 20th – Iraq War begins, orchestrated by HYDRA.
  • August 29th – Matt Murdock meets his college roommate, Foggy Nelson.

2005: 

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    February 25th – Bruce Banner joins the Bio-Tech Force Enhancement Project under false pretenses of Thaddeus Ross and earnest convictions of Betty Ross.

  • April 16th – Testing his experiment on himself, Bruce Banner is exposed to a combination of Gamma radiation and Betty’s formula derived from Dr. Erskine’s super-soldier serum, accidentally becoming the Hulk.
  • April 19th – Learning that the Army wants to use him as a weapon, Banner runs, starting a six-year chase across the globe.

2006:

  • November 14th – Microsoft releases the Zune 30. Peter Quill later obtains one.

2007:

  • January 3rd – S.H.I.E.L.D. assists Thaddeus Ross in the quest to bring down the Hulk until 2011. Stark also provides Humvee-mounted sonic cannons.
  • October 31st – Aldrich Killian injects himself with the Extremis virus, healing his disabilities and allowing him to walk without a cane.

2008: 

  • February 19th – Killian exposes willing subjects, mostly seriously injured military veterans, to Extremis. Those who survive heal and regrow lost limbs.
  • May 15th – S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Melinda May earns her nickname “The Cavalry” during the Rescue in Bahrain.

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2009: 

  • December 18th – Nick Fury places Phil Coulson in charge of Project T.A.H.I.T.I. with the aim of using the Kree corpse to potentially revive a fallen Avenger.

2010:

  • January 12th
    • Tony Stark demonstrates his Accelerated Wave Explosion (A.W.E.) weaponry to the U.S. Armed Forces.
  • January 24th
    • Christine Everhart is kicked out of the Stark Mansion by Pepper Potts after a one-night stand; she later becomes an anchor for WHIH World News. Later, during a weapons demonstration in Afghanistan, Tony Stark is kidnapped by the Ten Rings, who are working for Obadiah Stane.
  • January 25th
    • Under Fury’s orders, Phil Coulson questions Obadiah Stane as to whether or not Stark could have sold weapons to terrorists. Fury refuses Coulson’s request to go search for Stark himself.
  • April 21st
    • Project T.A.H.I.T.I. test subjects go insane and are given new memories to cope with the effects of the trauma.
  • April 26th
    • Stark and fellow captive Ho Yinsen, who saves Stark’s life multiple times, construct Tony’s Mark I suit of armor, allowing him to escape; Yinsen does not survive. Stark’s first flight as Iron Man is picked up by S.H.I.E.L.D.’s radar and Nick Fury contacts the U.S. Department of Defense with the intel.
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    July 16th

    • Having returned to the U.S., after pulling out of the weapons business and cancelling all military contracts, Stark turns his attention to his Arc Reactor and Iron Man tech.
  • October 24th
    • Pepper Potts and Phil Coulson discover the Iron Monger Armor and Stark uses his Mark III armor to battle the power-hungry Stane, who dies in an explosion of the industrial Arc Reactor.
  • October 25th
    • Stark publicly claims his new nickname as Iron Man, rejecting S.H.I.E.L.D.’s cover story; he’s later approached by Nick Fury to join the “Avengers Initiative.” That same day, Anton Ivanko dies and his son Ivan vows to take revenge on Stark by developing his own powered-armor tech.
  • November 17th
    • Emil Blonsky and his team track Bruce Banner to South America

2011:

  • April 23rd
    • Tony Stark appears before the Senate Armed Services Committee’s Weaponized Suit Defense Program Hearings.
  • May 22nd
    • Natalia Rushman, a.k.a. Natasha Romanoff, joins Stark Industries as Tony’s new personal assistant, on Fury’s orders.
  • May 24th
    • Ivan Vanko crashes the Circuit de Monaco, battling Tony Stark, who equips his lightweight Mark V armor and defeats Vanko’s Whiplash tech.
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    May 30th

    • While Fury confines Tony Stark to house arrest after helping to slow his palladium poisoning, Rhodes delivers the stolen Mark II armor to the military, where it’s upgraded by Justin Hammer.
    • At the same time, Jane Foster and Erik Selvig monitor strange atmospheric disturbances in New Mexico, landing them on S.H.I.E.L.D.’s radar.
    • Meanwhile, Thor’s coronation is interrupted by the Frost Giants breaking into Odin’s treasure room; the Asgardian quickly brings the battle to Jotunheim before Odin puts a stop to it.
  • May 31st
    • Iron Man, War Machine, Black Widow, and Happy Hogan defeat the Hammer Drones when Vanko hacks them to attack the Stark Expo. During this battle, a young boy (now confirmed to be Peter Parker) stands up to a Hammer Drone, assisted by Iron Man himself.
    • Coulson arrives in New Mexico and Thor crashes to Earth while Bruce Banner arrives at Culver University.
  • June 1st
    • Odin enters Odinsleep and Loki begins to move against his brother when his true parentage is revealed.
    • Romanoff begins spying on Banner while Blonsky receives an unauthorized dose of enhancement serum.
  • June 2nd
    • Sif and the Warriors Three arrive on Earth with the Destroyer following them on Loki’s orders. It attacks S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and citizens at Puente Antiguo, but Thor proves himself worthy and, with his powers restored, defeats it.
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      Later that day, Thor and Loki duel at the Rainbow Bridge. Thor destroys the Bifrost Bridge to prevent Loki from destroying Jotunheim, but that restricts Thor to Asgard and sends Loki into space. After a time, he arrived at the asteroid-strewn area known as Sanctuary, presided over by Thanos.

    • An enhanced Blonsky battles the Hulk on Culver University’s campus while Romanoff reports her findings to Fury.
    • Stark accepts an advisory role with S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers Initiative.
  • June 4th
    • Blonsky mutates into Abomination when injected with products derived from Banner’s blood. Hulk defeats the Abomination after a destructive battle in Harlem.
    • Samuel Sterns, who attempted to cure Banner, ends up mutating due to exposure to Banner’s blood. Romanoff finds him and takes him into custody.
  • June 5th
    • Fury receives the necessary funds to study the Tesseract and launch the Avengers Initiative.
  • June 7th
    • Fury approaches Selvig with an offer to join S.H.I.E.L.D. in an advisory role, while the first “Mandarin bombing” occurs.
  • June 9th
    • Tony Stark approaches Ross with a plan to put a team together, inquiring about Blonsky. His attitude rubs Ross the wrong way and the General refuses to release the Abomination, thus fulfilling Coulson and Agent Sitwell’s plan to keep Blonsky imprisoned.
  • November 13th
    • The second “Mandarin bombing” occurs.

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2012:

  • January 11th
    • Aldrich Killian hires Trevor Slattery to pose as the terrorist known as the Mandarin in order to provide a cover for his explosive Extremis side effects which continue to make the news as “suicide bombings.”
  • April 15th
    • S.H.I.E.L.D. continues research on Vanko’s “Whiplash” technology, the Tesseract, Samuel Sterns’ mutation, Jane Foster’s Nine Realms theory, and manage to thaw out a recently recovered Steve Rogers. The Darkhold also comes to their attention.
  • April 22nd
    • The Fifth Street Locos shoot up Eli Morrow’s car, which Robbie and Gabe Reyes had recently stolen. The car flips and Robbie is killed while Gabe is paralyzed. The Ghost Rider appears and saves Gabe’s life as well as Robbie’s, though the later is transformed into the new Ghost Rider.
  • May 1st
    • Loki, aided by Thanos and The Other, uses the Tesseract energy to teleport him to S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Joint Dark Energy Mission Facility where he steals the Tesseract and controls the minds of Selvig and Hawkeye. Heimdall alerts Thor and Odin of Loki’s arrival on Earth.
    • Meanwhile, Romanoff is undercover and interrogating weapons-dealer Georgi Luchkov; her mission is cut short by a call from Coulson, telling her Hawkeye’s been compromised.
  • May 3rd
    • Thor arrives back on Earth thanks to Odin’s use of dark energy to transport him. He has a brief skirmish with Iron Man and Captain America that ends with the agreement to take Loki into S.H.I.E.L.D. custody.
  • May 4th
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      Loki manages to escape captivity aboard a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier when his mind-controlled agents take it over and the Hulk goes on a rampage. Phil Coulson is killed in the process.

    • The Battle proceeds to New York where Loki opens a wormhole to allow the invading Chitauri army to swarm into the city. The Avengers unite, defeat Loki, and manage to prevent a missile from wiping out New York City. The invasion is ended and the Tesseract is reclaimed; Thor takes it to Asgard for safe keeping.
    • Many media outlets and private citizens record video of the invasion that show off both the heroic and destructive effects of the battle, in which the mother of Audrey Eastman and the mother of Ellen Nadeer and Vijay Nadeer died.
  • May 6th
    • The cleanup from the Battle of New York begins. Citizens begin to gather bits and pieces of the alien tech, taking it either as trophies or for other purposes. To prevent this, Tony Stark and the federal government reformed the U.S. Department of Damage Control, Spider-Man: Homecoming spoiler: which puts private salvage contractors like Adrian Toomes out of business. Toomes, however, takes this opportunity to pilfer more alien technology and put it to criminal purposes.
  • May 9th
    • Phil Coulson is resurrected at the Guest House, though the painful process has the agent begging the surgeons to let him die and necessitating the implantation of false memories, like Tahiti.
  • July 10th
    • Scott Lang is fired from Vistacorp for fixing what he believed was a code error that was illegally overcharging customers.
  • July 12th
    • Lang then breaks into Vistacorp Headquarters to return $4 million of the ill-gotten money to customers. He also breaks into his former boss’ mansion to steal his possessions and drive his car into the pool.
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    July 13th

    • Lang is arrested and sentenced to five years in San Quentin.
  • August 19th
    • A fourth “Mandarin bombing” occurs.
  • December 18th
    • The fifth “Mandarin bombing” occurs. Tony Stark tests his Mark XLII armor as his Iron Legion project causes friction between him and Pepper.
  • December 19th
    • The Mandarin bombs both Ali Al Salem Air Base and the TCL Chinese Theater, which explodes when Jack Taggert succumbs to Extremis’ effects. Happy Hogan is caught in the blast but survives.
  • December 22nd
    • Stark’s mansion is destroyed by the Mandarin.
  • December 25th
    • After discovering Killian’s plan, Stark and his Iron Legion save an Extremis-infected Pepper Potts (who didn’t need much saving after all) while Rhodes rescues the kidnapped President.
  • December 27th
    • Pepper’s Extremis effects are neutralized while Stark has the last of the shrapnel near his heart surgically removed, throwing the old, obsolete Arc Reactor into the sea. Stark has the Iron Legion destroyed.

Top Ten Marvel Movies

This week’s Top Ten Show is epic as John Rocha and Matt Knost welcomed comic book writer and recent Eisner Award winner Marc Andreyko to the show and they discussed their top ten Marvel Comics movies. This is not just the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but any character from Marvel Comics.

So here is my own list.

Image result for x-men 2#10.  X-Men 2.  This was just such a good X-Men movie.  Not only do they bring Nightcrawler in and place him in a brilliant opening scene in the White House, but we get a bit of an adaptation to one of the greatest X-men stories ever, God Loves Man Kills.  This is such a solid movie that also gives us the most brutal version of Wolverine we ever see in a movie that is not rated R.  And it ends with the Phoenix.

Image result for spiderman 1 upside down kiss#9.  Spider-man.  I was never as scared of a movie as I was with Spider-man.  I don’t think I could have handled it if this movie was not good.  Those fears were gone as I saw Uncle Ben die in Peter’s arms.  Sure, it may feel that this movie does not hold up as well, but I don’t care.  The battle with the Goblin was tremendous at the end and gave me goose bumps.  Spider-man is my absolutely favorite character in any format and this movie did him well.

Image result for deadpool movie#8.  Deadpool. This never should have worked.  The character of Deadpool should have been completely and forever ruined in movies by X-Men: Origins.  But star Ryan Reynolds would not accept that and he went above and beyond to convince FOX to let them make this movie the way it should have been made.  And it was tremendous.  Funny.  Exciting.  Original.  Rated R for language and violence.  Fourth wall breaking.  Deadpool had one of the greatest love stories in any comic book movie ever.  Deadpool had perhaps the greatest marketing campaign ever.  Everything came together as a perfect storm and Deadpool became one of the top super hero movies ever.

Related image#7.  Spider-man 2.  The follow up to the Sam Raimi Spider-man became one of my favorite movies in a long time.  Until the recent golden age of super hero movies, this was my favorite super hero movie for quite a while.  Doc Ock was a great villain.  The movie adapted the “Spidey No More” storyline in an original manner.  And it has one of the best sequences of any of these movies with the train scene.  This is still one of the best action sequences in any movie, not just comic book movies.  I love this movie.

Related image#6.  Spider-man: Homecoming.  This is the third Spider-man movie on the list and I think it has surpassed Spider-man 2 for me.  Tom Holland is the greatest Spider-man we have gotten because he is so fresh, so young, such a different take on the character… high school!  Add to the film the great Michael Keaton as the Vulture and what more can you want.  Robert Downey Jr. is here too, playing Tony Stark in just the right amount.  This feels like Spider-man, the Spider-man I grew up loving.  And he is now in the MCU.  Homecoming is fantastic.

Related image#5.  Captain America: Winter Soldier.  This movie took the MCU in a different direction and made Captain America as one of the major players in the world.  Chris Evans was good as Cap in First Avenger and The Avengers, but Winter Soldier was the real first time that Evans felt as if he were Steve Rogers.  There was so much awesome about Captain America: Winter Soldier.  I will never forget how the audience gasped when the Winter Soldier revealed himself to be Bucky.  I thought everybody knew that, but that, I guess, is the comic book geek in me.  Then there was Robert Redford. We live in a world where Robert Redford played a villain in a comic book movie.  This is awesome.

Image result for gotg 1#4. Guardians of the Galaxy.  How does a movie with a talking raccoon and a walking tree that can only say the words “I am Groot” and a crew of characters that even some comic book fans did not know be anything but a failure?  This was the biggest risk Marvel Studios took, and it paid off big time.  On the Top Ten Show, Marc Andreyko said this was the best Star Wars sequel there ever was, and that is such a wonderful compliment. Guardians of the Galaxy was full of emotion and characters and fun and it turned into one of the great surprises of the genre.

Related image#3.  Avengers.  How do you catch this type of magic?  You have set this film up with years of films- two Iron Man movies, Cap: First Avenger, Incredible Hulk, Thor… all building to feature these iconic characters to the screen together for the first time.  And magic it was.  Facing Loki and the alien invasion of New York, there was action, amazing humor and great characters.  Moments like Hulk ragdolling Loki, Hulk sucker punching Thor, Loki killing Agent Coulson, Cap using his skills to impress a cop into following his orders, Thor vs. Iron Man, Iron Man and Cap bickering, Schwarma… it was just perfect.

Related image#2.  Logan.  This year’s best comic book movie (so far) is so emotional and powerful that it is truly more of a western than it is a super hero movie.  Logan is older, struggling to get by, when his world is turned upside down by a young girl named Laura.  Patrick Stewart reprised his role as Charles Xavier, but in a way that we have never seen before.  If Patrick Stewart does not get nominated for an Oscar, it is a total crime.  There are scenes in this movie that I had tears flowing every time that I saw the film.  This is the best use of Wolverine in any X-Men movie and it sends Hugh Jackman out on the highest of high notes.  Logan is a masterpiece.

Related image#1.  Captain America: Civil War.  This is my favorite comic book movie.  I love the use of the friendship/rivalry between Steve Rogers and Tony Stark and the inclusion of Bucky Barnes brought the stakes that you rarely see in a Marvel movie.  The airport scene is perfection in action fights.  It introduces Black Panther and Spider-man into the MCU.  Some people do not like the use of Helmut Zemo in this film, but I disagree.  I actually think he is one of the best Marvel villains in a long time.  The Russo Brothers did something here that was unbelievably difficult.  And they did it and because of their success here, they get to do Avengers: Infinity War.  Will that one top this list by the end of 2018?

There you go.  Honorable mentions go to X-Men: Days of Future Past, Iron Man, Captain America: First Avenger, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Doctor Strange and Ant Man.

The TV Week That Was

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Image result for noah schnapp stranger things 2Stranger Things 2 was awesome.

I know that some people were worried to see if the show could improve upon an excellent first season that came from out of nowhere.  Well, season 2 was tremendous, and, in my opinion, had 8 out of 9 episodes that were amazing.  Plus, the kid actor who had the least amount of screen time in season one was absolutely brilliant in season 2.  Noah Schnapp, who plays Will, brought so much emotion and just about every possible reaction a kid could have.  His performance is Emmy worthy.  All of the kids were great in season two, including Millie Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfhard.  The story was tight and dramatic.  There were moments where I literally yelled out loud.  It was a great season 2 and I cannot wait until season 3 comes around.

Image result for old man rick walking deadThe Walking Dead debuted last Sunday night with its season 8 opener that was, truly, kind of meh.  There were some interesting confrontations with Negan, but it felt as if there was a lot of set up involved in this episode.  The most notable moments in the episode were the strange “Old Man Rick” flash forwards (?) sections.  There were not very many of these, but it is something different that makes you wonder exactly what is going on.  Plus, we had Weird Al Yankovic’s “Another One Rides the Bus” played.  Then, poor Father Gabriel got screwed over by Gregory and wound up face to face with Negan as our cliffhanger.

Related imageThe TLC PPV for the WWE had some trouble with a viral infection and had to redo some of their main matches.  Because of that, we got the return to action of RAW GM and our Olympic Hero Kurt Angle, and we got a Match of the Year candidate in AJ Styles vs. Finn Balor.  Angle wound up doing the Shield power bomb in place of Roman Reigns, getting the pin on Miz and Finn Balor beat Styles in a wonderful match.  Styles vs. Balor showed that two professionals who know what they are doing can still have a great match without any build prior.

Related imageGotham brought out an unexpected Batman villain to the world of FOX network.  Professor Pyg was a character that I did not know much about but he was an extremely creepy and perfectly cinematic villain to really bring a fearsome factor to Gotham.  With Professor Pyg going after Gotham cops who had been taking money from Penguin, the episode also dropped a bomb on us that our beloved Harvey Bullock had been doing that as well.  Professor Pyg got away at the end and I look forward to more from him a Gotham moves into the season.

Related imageThis was the best episode of The Inhumans so far this season, but that was not saying much.  It was still not a great episode, but we got a lot with Karnak, and that is something this episode gave us.  The episode also surprised us by killing off Gorgon, a member of the Inhuman Royal Family.

Image result for mr robot tyrell wellick episode 3 season 3Mr. Robot showed us what had happened since the end of season 1 to Tyrell Wellick.  Told basically in flashback, we saw how loyal to Elliot he was.  And we saw a dramatic interview of Wellick by Wallace Shawn (The Princess Bride’s Vizzini).  This interview was a must see moment…as was the mustache.

Image result for speechless halloween michael JacksonSpeechless had a tremendous Halloween episode last week.  It involved finding some really old candy hidden in the DeMeo house that caused the kids to hallucinate and dream.  And these dreams were awesomely funny.  Plus, Kenneth ran through a series of Michael Jackson costumes.  Spechless is a consistently funny and warm comedy that has complex characters and wonderful plotlines.

Image result for kershawThe World Series started this week and, as I am typing this, the series is tied at 2 games each.  The Dodgers won game one and four, while Houston won game 2 and 3.  Houston and Los Angeles are two very evenly matched teams and game five will see the return to the mound of LA’s Clayton Kershaw.

Related imageGhosted had a great “monster of the week” episode this week.  A water based monster loose in the headquarters lead to a lockdown.  This was probably the best episode of the series so far– a series that has been surprisingly solid so far.  I had not expected to like Ghosted, but it has been entertaining, mainly because of the chemistry between the two main leads, Max and Leroy.

General Hospital Spoilers: Steve Burton Filmed Behind the Scenes - Patient Six Shocking Party RescueGeneral Hospital’s Patient 6, which is the return of Steve Burton, crashed through the skylight of the Metro Court and literally dropped back into the Port Charles world.  Burton, who left the show, once played iconic Jason Morgan.  After Burton left for Young and the Restless, GH replaced Jason with Billy Miller.  Now with Burton returning, GH has began scripting the Tale of Two Jasons story that has been pretty solid so far.

Have a happy Halloween this week everyone!  Happy viewing.

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

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I got a chance to go to a Fathom Events presentation of Little Shop of Horrors, a movie that I loved.  However, there was a surprise… it was the Director’s Cut.

Frank Oz, director of Little Shop of Horrors, started the afternoon with a question answering session that gave us some background on the filming of the great musical and hinted at what we were about to see.  Oz had originally intended the film to be released in this manner, but they went back and added a “happy ending” instead for the wide release.  Oz said that this was the first time this original ending, a darker ending- as he put it, was to be seen on a big screen.

This made me even more excited to see the film.  I knew the original play Little Shop of Horrors ended in a much less happy way and I was anxious to see how different the end would be.

Whoa.  Quite the difference.

Last week I placed Audrey II on my list of Top 10 Movie Monsters, and after seeing the original ending, I believe that placement is well deserved.  The chaos and disorder that Audrey II brought to the end of the Director’s Cut was amazing.  It was anything but happy ending Seymour and Audrey.

Little Shop of Horrors is a great musical with amazing songs.  I love “Skid Row,” “Mean Green Mother from Outer Space,” “Feed Me,”among many others.  I found myself singing along under my breath through the whole film.  It was so much fun that I had a smile on my face the entire time.

Rick Moranis and Ellen Greene are perfect as sad sack Seymour and abused Audrey.  They bring such wonderful depth to both of these characters that I just can’t imagine anyone else ever filling those roles.  Steve Martin appearing as Orin Scrivello, D.D.S. is one of the greatest roles in comedic movie history.  Martin and the improvising Bill Murray are hilarious together in the dentist scene.

In the new (original) ending, Seymour certainly pays more for his part in creating Audrey II and the deaths of Orin Scrivello and Mr. Mushnik (Vincent Gardenia).

Little Shop of Horrors is a great Halloween movie, and this darker version fits even better.  I loved this movie before, but I think I like the original ending even more.

Little Shop of Horror is certainly…

vintage

 

Little Shop of Horrors: The Director’s Cut

 

 

The Mountain Between Us

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I wanted no part of this one.

I did not like any of the trailers for The Mountain Between Us and the story just did not appeal to me.  Nothing against Idris Elba and Kate Winslet, whom I enjoy, but I just did not want to see it.  Then, when the reviews came out and they were basically panning the film, it reaffirmed my choice.

However, I have gone to other movies that I did not want to see, so my lack of seeing this movie also was about scheduling.  There were times when it was showing that I just was unavailable for or going to something else.  It felt like the perfect storm.

However, I found a gap in my schedule and it happened to be playing so I decided to go ahead and see the film, with full knowledge that my expectations were very low.  And. much like other times when you go with expectations very low, the movie doesn’t seem to be as bad as you expected.

Again, let me stress this, The Mountain Between Us is not a good movie, by any stretch.  I just did not hate it as much as I anticipated.

Kate Winslet played Alex Martin, who is desperately trying to get home for her wedding, but her flight is cancelled because of incoming bad weather.  Idris Elba’s Dr. Ben Bass was in the same boat, trying to get to a patient.  The twosome got together and decided to try to head around the airport by renting a two seat plane, piloted by Beau Bridges.

I bet you see where this is heading.

Bridges has some kind of stroke (or something) while flying and the plane crashes in the mountains, leaving Ben and Alex (and Bridge’s dog, named Dog) to try to survive the snowy mountaintop and the dangers of Mother Nature.

If this would have just settled on being a survival movie, then it might have been passable, although, honestly, some of the worst parts of this movie dealt with the survival aspects.  We’ll come back to that.  The problem was this movie decided to turn itself into a love story as well between Elba and Winslet, and it devolved into so much melodrama that you can hardly stand it.

Not only that, but Elba and Winslet did not have much, if any, chemistry on screen.  I mean, both actors did what they could, but the script just did not give them anything.  The performances by the two lead actors are reasonable, but these characters just were not worthy of the acting chops these two stellar actors possess.

Now, back to the survival parts.  I did not believe that they were ever in real jeopardy, nor did I believe that either character felt as if they were in any danger.  Even though they talked about dying and the dangers around them, I never bought the feeling of stakes between the characters.  We see only the minimal amount of effects of the surroundings on Ben and Alex.  At one point, Alex falls through the ice into the water, and she is in there for several seconds until Ben can pull her free.  He rushed her off to the cabin that he had just conveniently found to warm her up and give her a makeshift IV.  No consequences for Alex for spending that time in the water.  Neither character lost any toes or fingers, despite the hours they spent walking through knee deep snow.

They also always seemed to be finding supplies or shelter or whatever they needed just in the nick of time.  I was sure that they would be eating that dog before too long, but they never got to that point in desperation.

The passage of time was also out of whack here.  There is no way to gauge how long they were out there until Alex specifically says it.

Then, the ending, without spoiling it, it barf-tacular.  The film is pretty predictable so just think about how a melodramatic movie where the two heroes survive the outdoors might end up and you would probably be able to guess how this one ended up.

Positives.  Well, Idris Elba and Kate Winslet are very likable actors and you want to root for them.  They give good performances for what they were given.  The film has beautiful shots of the snow covered mountains and the outdoors.  Plus, the film was not as terrible as I thought it was going to be.

This felt much like a Lifetime movie with big name stars.  Had I not gone to this, I would not have missed much. But I did, and so I would rate this…

2.4 stars

Thank You For Your Service

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PTSD is explored in the new war movie that really focuses on the aftermath of the situations the soldiers are placed in.  Based on a true story, this film has some powerful moments when looking at the lives of these three soldiers returning from Iraq.

Unfortunately, the film only does an okay job of making connections with the audience with those characters.

Adam Schumann (Miles Teller), Solo (Beulah Koale) and Billy Waller (Joe Cole) are returning from Iraq after a tragic event cost the life of their SFC James Doster (Brad Beyer).  Dealing with guilt, the memories of what had happened and serious cases of PTSD, the three friends struggle to adapt to life back in the US and to try and find help for their conditions.

The strongest aspect of this film is the deplorable manner that these men are treated by our government and the health care community.  These veterans had to desperately seek help from anyone able to give it, only to find more red tape and lack of empathy.  Even those who are empathetic to the soldiers’ cases are limited by time and what they can actually do.

Coupled that with the terrible stresses connected to PTSD, the film shows a dramatic image of three damaged soldiers, even heroes, who can’t seem to get proper care or help despite their terms of service to our country.  This should really be a national shame to the United States that something like this is allowed to go on.

However, as a movie, Thank You For Your Service has some flaws.  I could have used some more connections shown me to build the relationship between these three men.  There are some scenes, but not enough to really draw me into their stories.  Several of the scenes are spoken about instead being shown to us and that just is never a solid way to run a movie.

Second, some of the soldiers’ relationships outside of their unit were weaker and that did not make me connect emotionally when some of them started to fall apart.  I did like the relationship between Miles Teller and Haley Bennett though, as that relationship truly felt real and loving.  The other two relationships did not receive any screen time at all and it did not draw me in like Teller and Bennett’s relationship does.

Amy Schumer is in this movie as well in a rare dramatic role.  She is not on screen for long, but she was decent.  I spent most of the time trying to convince myself that it was her hidden under the dark hair that she now had.

I think I would rather had more outrage against the system that the film seems to start with, but discarded for nonsensical plots such as a drug/arms dealer story.  While there are good moments, the film does feel a tad too forgettable and not the powerful social message that it could have been.

3.4 stars