The Craft: Legacy

I am not sure if The Craft: Legacy was a sequel or a reboot or a remake. I’m not sure if the people at Blumhouse know either. It sure feels kind of like a mixture of all three.

I just watched for the first time the original “The Craft” last night as the final film in the 2020 October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest. I thought it was good, not great. The best part of the film was the four lead characters. That was not as much the case with The Craft: Legacy.

I don’t mean to say that the four ladies leading this movie were bad. Far from it. They just did not stand out. And none of the characters had much of a personality or character development. They were unremarkable.

Lily (Cailee Spaeny) and her mother Helen(Michelle Monaghan) were starting over as Helen was moving them in with her new boyfriend Adam (David Duchovny) and his sons (no Brady Bunch references here). Once there, Lily meets three girls at school, Lourdes (Zoey Luna), Frankie (Gideon Adlon) and Tabby (Lovie Simone). These three girls were in a coven and were hoping to find a fourth. Fate stepped in.

The girls bonded and discovered their power was working well, as they put a spell on high school douchebag Timmy (Nicholas Galitzine) to make him “woke.”

However, problems begin to surface and new father figure Adam started looking like he was not the Mike Brady that he, at first, appeared.

There were some storyline beats in the first half of the movie that could have been developed into something more than time fillers, but that feels like that is all they were. There were some hints about the youngest of Adam’s sons, and there were several 21st century high school drama topics tossed in, but none of them were developed past surface level.

The story the film chose to follow mostly was truly one of the weakest of the bunch and lead to a disappointing and sudden third act that did not feel like it fit with what much of the early part of the movie was setting up.

I will admit that I will always have issues with seeing David Duchovny as anyone other than Agent Fox Mulder. That is my own issue and not the fault of the film. However, it did take me out of what they were trying to do with that character.

Then, the film’s twist at the end came out of nowhere and only seemed to appear in the third act. That is never a good way to drop a major storyline twist. You should always be able to go back on a rewatch and see where the hints for the twist were and how it made other things make sense. This one felt like a simple throwback and had very little weight.

Quite a step down from The Craft, The Craft: Legacy feels like a Disney Channel movie with about that level of depth.

2.35 stars

The Craft (1996)

The final film that will be considered part of the 2020 October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest is one that I watched in order to watch a sequel that is currently available from Blumhouse. That film is The Craft: Legacy, which I will watch at some point soon. It is based on a 1996 film called The Craft.

Witches.

One of the staples of Halloween is the witch and this features four young high school girls enraptured with the power of magic and losing the control over their own personal attitudes.

The Craft does not have a great story, as it is really more about the four main female characters and the things they did. The movie does not go into a great deal of effort to tie the narratives together outside of “look how these young girls failed to deal with their newfound power”.

However, the film succeeds on the strength of the four leads. Sarah (Robin Tunney), Nancy (Fairuza Balk), Bonnie (Neve Campbell) and Rochelle (Rachel True) were the main reason to watch this movie and they brought the goods. I was thoroughly impressed with each of these young actors, despite the fact that I had only ever heard of one of them. The film is carried on the girls’ backs.

Each character has a solid base of development to them and they each have their own pratfalls and problems. You see them overcome with their powers and the magical ability plays into their high school teen angst. It is about what one would think if you gave high school teens such an amazing power.

I thought the effects were decent and I did not find any CGI that really took me out of the film. It may not be at the level of today, but there was no “Darkman” examples that made me look away.

While this was not a great movie, I enjoyed it enough, mainly because of the four lead actors involved. It was a suitable finale for the Halloween Horror Bingefest for 2020.

Drag Me To Hell (2009)

After watching Darkman this morning, I coincidentally had lined up on my queue another Sam Raimi movie to continue the October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest. It was unintentional but it did make a solid double feature. This was Drag me to Hell.

A young bank loan officer Christine (Alison Lohman) rejects an old woman’s request for an extension and evicts her. The woman (Lorna Raver) went crazy and placed a gypsy curse on Christine, a curse that would bring forth a demon that would drag Christine to Hell.

This was a lot of fun and had a lot of the same flavor of the Ash vs. The Evil Dead TV series from a few years ago. I loved that series and this movie certainly feels like a perquisite for that.

There were plenty of sudden gross-out jump scares that worked remarkably well in the movie and, once again, you did not have any questions about who the director of this movie was. It had Sam Raimi’s fingerprints all over it.

Drag Me To Hell is a riot, filled with funny moments and some great scary situations. The film looks great and uses effects that are well used.

Justin Long played Christine’s boyfriend and he does a great job in a supporting role and he plays a huge part in the conclusion of the film.

This is great fun and I would put this up with several of the other Raimi films.

Darkman (1990)

Here on the final day of October, the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest will be coming to a close for another year. To start today’s final few films, I pulled out a movie that crosses genres and has, basically, only elements of the horror genre. Still, with Sam Raimi at the helm of the film, I think it works for the bingefest.

The film’s called Darkman, and it’s a horror/action/superhero/crime film starring Liam Neeson in an early action movie for him.

Scientist Peyton Westlake (Liam Neeson) is trying to create a synthetic skin, but he has had only minimal success. The skin failed to maintain itself after so long. Westlake had a happy life with his girlfriend Julie (Frances McDormand). Unfortunately, a group of local gangsters attacked him and left him for dead in his burning lab.

Surviving the assault, Westlake was terribly scarred and his mental state was shattered. Westlake dedicated himself to revenge against those who took his life and devastated it.

This is clearly a Sam Raimi film. There are few directors whose movies are so apparent, who have such obvious tells. It is bombastic, over-the-top and filled with bright colors. Darkman checks all of these boxes.

This movie, which I remember not loving in the theaters, is fine. It is really cheesy, but it a good way. Liam Neeson is overacting like crazy. Sure the dialogue and the story is not great. but you can absolutely see glimpses of what would eventually become Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy in the film Darkman.

In fact, the third act finale really reminds me of the third act of Spider-Man 3. You can see parts that have been recycled from the director.

Sadly, the CGI does not hold up and that makes the scenes involving the CGI (especially during the finale) difficult to watch.

I would say that I did enjoy this more today than I did when I saw it in the theaters, but it is not a great movie. It’s fine.

House of Wax (1953)

Sticking with classic horror movies, next up on the EYG October Halloween Horror Bingefest is a Vincent Price film called House of Wax.

After his partner burned down his museum, Professor Henry Jarrod (Vincent Prince), who was believed killed in the fire, returned, injured and with a different perspective on the world. The sculptor’s hands were damaged and he was forced to create his wax sculptures through his students.

His wax museum had become darker, featuring death and pain.

Meanwhile, when her friend Cathy (Carolyn Jones, Morticia from the TV show Addams Family) is murdered, Sue Allen (Phyllis Kirk) discovered the body and found that the killer was still in the room. The killer pursued her and she ran from him.

Vincent Price shows exactly how great he is in this role. He has several layers of this role, requiring him to show different sides to the same man. Price does it exceptionally. You can tell why he was a star of the kind of horror movies during these decades.

Sure it was a sign of the time, but it felt weird as the female characters of the movie were basically just screaming victims. I understand that was part of the time, but I still did not find it entertaining.

The story was pretty simple, but it worked well. Jarrod was as much of a victim in this story as anyone else, but he was able to find some revenge on those who harmed him.

The Mummy (1932)

Breaking out of the horror/musical genre, I returned to the Universal Monsters bank for the next film in the October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest with Boris Karloff’s starting role as The Mummy.

After uncovering the mysterious tomb of Egyptian Imhotep (Boris Karloff), the mummy curse seemed to lead to some major problems. With Imhotep returning from the dead, he discovers an old love, Helen (Zita Johann), reincarnated years over and he hatches a plan to return his love to him.

There was less monster involved here than in some of the other Universal Monster films, and the typical appearance of the Mummy, wrapped in the bandages, only appearance once in the film. Still, there was a great deal of tension and nerves built through the film as Imhotep, in the guise of modern Egyptian Ardath Bey, planned his strategy to get her back.

Director Karl Freund created an impressive monster movie without distinct monster. There was a real tragedy surrounding the Imhotep character as his background story was unexpectedly sorrowful.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

I had thought that I had already done this movie in the Classics section, but I could not find it on my list, so after watching the oddball “so bad it is good” musical Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, this felt like a perfect way to continue the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest. The film The Rocky Horror Picture Show, starring EYG Hall of Famer Tim Curry as the iconic Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show has become a massive smash with its midnight shows and its wonderfully sexual circumstances. It is an iconic film, especially around Halloween time. The engagement with the audience and the crowds in such an interactive manner brought this to a new level in the world of pop culture.

Truly, if you were only judging the film, The Rocky Horror Picture Show would come up short. However, there are so many extra layers and variables to this film, its place in the history of films is set.

Tim Curry’s performance as the alien transsexual Frank-N-Furter is unlike anything that has been seen on the screen and very few, if any, could have delivered the same effort. Curry brings an unmatched level of sensuality and menace as Frank-N-Furter elevates every moment of this movie with his powerful persona.

The music is catchy and provides some of the greatest dance routines in any film dealing with aliens. I know the music, especially the song The Time Warp(as I heard on the Dr. Demento Show), introduced me to the film. I first saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show at one of the midnight shows while I was in college. I had actually bought the soundtrack which included the crowd interactions so I was fully ready to go at the show. Rocky Horror helped inspire the story of Dalton Hill, which is one of my books.

While the movie is not as fun on a smaller screen, the charms and humor still work. This has aged well and may be impossible to recreate (as the failed attempt at a show on NBC showed). The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a stalwart symbol of Halloween.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

With just today and tomorrow remaining in October, the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest is winding down for 2020 and we are pulling out the real big guns… or at least… the big fruit.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was an absurd film from the late 1970s. It is a comedy. It is horror. It is a satire. It is a musical. It has pieces from all kinds of genre.

It is just terrible.

It is one of the worst movies you are going to see.

Still, it is fun watching it, picking out the most ridiculous moments in this film where tomatoes come to life and try killing off the human race.

There are scenes in this that do not feel remotely connected. There was a Hitler joke. A joke Jesus Christ doing a commercial. A meeting of generals in a tiny room. There was a Lois and Clark/Superman joke. None of these fit in with killer tomatoes.

Some of the voice overs are clearly added later. The sound was so off that it made you think they did it on purpose, that it was part of the gag. It did not have a cohesiveness to it.

There is a great theme song to this movie that I enjoyed every time I heard it on Dr. Demento when I was younger.

I shook my head as much as anything else. This has become a B-movie classic because it was so bad. It falls right in line with Birdemic, The Room and Manos: Hands of Fate.

On the Rocks

I found this movie on Apple + and it appealed to me because…who doesn’t love Bill Murray? So I watched On the Rocks mainly because of the presence of the comedic actor.

I found the film to be a pretty normal and average film that was elevated by Bill Murray. He was so great here and he brought the charm of Bill Murray. He took the On the Rocks film and made it more than what it was going to be before.

Laura (Rashida Jones) is a young mother who has started to believe that her busy husband Dean (Marlon Wayans) was starting to ignore her. Since her father Felix (Bill Murray) had cheated on her mother when she was a child, the thought that Dean might be doing the same thing entered her mind.

Felix encouraged the thought, perhaps subconsciously, to spend more time with his daughter. The two of them started to follow Dean and to investigate the suspicious behavior.

Directed by Sofia Coppola, On the Rocks shows Bill Murray at his best. He has great chemistry with his daughter Rashida Jones, who holds her own beside the scene-stealing superstar. The relationship between Murray and Jones drove the film and there is a scene where they discussed Murray’s character’s infidelity and it was powerful.

An A24 film, On the Rocks was a fun time.

3.6 stars

The Others (2001)

Next up on the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest is a film from 2001 starring Nicole Kidman called The Others.

Kidman plays a woman named Grace, who moved into an old family home near the end of World War II with her two children to await for the return of her husband (Christopher Eccleston) from the war.

Grace’s children, Anne (Alakina Mann) and Nicholas (James Bentley), were photosensitive so they needed to stay out of sunlight, requiring the curtains to remain closed. There were plenty of other rules that seemed quite strict too.

When former servants of the house arrived looking for jobs, they were hired and things begin to unravel.

The Others is a great film, filled with supernatural scares and a mystery of what is going on that keeps the viewers uncertain and off-balance.

Nicole Kidman is excellent as the controlling mother, confused and alarmed at the situation surrounding the house. She starts to believe that the house is haunted, but every attempt at finding answers is met with a new problem or hurdle.

Fionnula Flanagan (Eloise Hawking from LOST) played Mrs. Mills, one of the servants who arrived and she clearly had a secret, but is it sinister?

Along with the strong performances in the movie, The Others features a fantastic setting that helps to create a mood of fearfulness and anxiety. You are never sure exactly what is happening or how it fits together. I will say that the ending did surprise me and that is always a good sign for me.

The movie is a slow burn, but it is worth it. There are a lot of moments of nervousness and anxiety. Nicole Kidman was amazing and The Others is a cool Haunted House story.

Over the Moon

Netflix animated feature Over the Moon gets new trailer and poster

Taking a break from the horror movies, I watched a new animated film on Netflix that opened this weekend, Over the Moon.

A young girl Fei Fei (Cathy Ang) builds a rocket ship to fly to the moon in an attempt to find the moon goddess Chang’e (Phillipa Soo) hoping to have her help convince Fei Fei’s father (John Cho) not to remarry after the death of Fei Fei’s mother.

She is accompanied to the moon by Chin (Robert G. Chiu), the son of the woman Fei Fei’s father wanted to marry. Chin was excited about being a step-brother to Fei Fei, but she found him annoying and bothersome.

First and foremost, the animation is utterly gorgeous in this film. The colors were vibrant and filled the screen. The film is a visual masterpiece of animation and movie magic. Most animated movies fall far short of the level of beauty in this movie.

The voice cast was great. Along with our main characters, you can add Ken Jeong. Sandra Oh, Edie Ichioka, Margaret Cho, and Ruthie Ann Miles.

The songs in this musical are all catchy and feel good at the time that you are watching Over the Moon, however, I suspect that none of the songs involved here are going to be remembered past the movie’s run time. There is nothing here like a Disney classic film where you will remember the music and be humming it later in the night.

There is a strong message here about dealing with loss and grief and the continuation of the ideal of telling a story of diversity for all people.

The story itself may be a bit familiar in a lot of ways. It may be predictable, but for this type of animated movie, that may not be the worst thing. As a family film, Over the Moon succeeds tremendously. Again, I may not remember this years later as I might a film from Pixar, but there is no denying that the 1 hour 40 minutes on Netflix was entertaining and engaging. It struck a few emotional beats (especially in the film’s opening 10 minutes) and it should be effective on family movie night. Any problems that the film may have should be easily overcome by the charm presented.

3.8 stars

Jaws 2 (1978)

The next film in the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest for 2020 is a sequel to one of my all-time favorite moves.

Unfortunately, Jaws 2 comes up very short of Stephen Spielberg’s classic Jaws. While it is not bad, Jaws 2 just was never going to match up with the magic of the film that preceded it.

We return to Amity years after the arrival of the original shark and we see that life has gone on. Sheriff Brody (Roy Scheider) has gotten on with his life, Ellen (Lorraine Gary) has a successful job working for businessman Peterson (Joseph Mascolo) and the beach is alive as ever.

However, the waters are about to become dangerous once again as the arrival of another great white shark starts to cause chaos among the sailor, water skiers and dumb kids.

There are some good moments in Jaws 2. I thought the idea of Brody being crazed when the idea of a shark returning happens. He seems to be suffering from PTSD and nobody believes him. I think if this had more of a focus on Scheider and his character Brody, this could have been much more successful.

Sadly, though, the original Jaws came down to the relationship between Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss (as Hooper) and Robert Shaw (as Quint) and that dynamic was missing from this film. Instead, the film was more interested in placing a bunch of dimwit teenagers in jeopardy than creating any real characters.

The score, which was a undeniable classic in the original, was overbearing here. John Williams did both, but this time his music was simply too much, at times downright distracting.

I actually found this worse on this viewing than I had thought before. There was little new here and the sequel felt totally unnecessary. As I said, there were some good bits here and there, but the rest of it outweighed it.

Theater of Blood (1973)

As we start off the final week of the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest, we have a movie that I had never heard of before and only found out about thanks to the podcast Critically Acclaimed, featuring critics William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold.

Theater of Blood starred the iconic horror actor of the 1950s-1970s, Vincent Price is a roll that he is clearly having a blast playing.

After losing out on a prestigious acting award, Shakespearean stage actor Edward Lionheart (Vincent Price) threw himself from a balcony into the river Thames in front of the group of self-important critics who had blasted his work in print and whom he blamed for costing him the award.

However, Lionheart did not die from his fall. Instead, he was rescued and saved by a group of vagrants and he spent two years healing.

When he was ready, he began to slay the critics, literally, in the same manner in which Shakespeare had killed some of his characters. It comes down to facing off with Peregrine Devlin (Ian Hendry), the critic who presented the actual award.

This is a horror/comedy and it delivers. Vincent Price is so over-the-top that he fits this perfectly. He provides his Shakespearean lines with gusto of an actor obsessed with the Bard. He could have been a perfect Batman villain as much of Lionheart’s story felt like a supervillain origin.

The camp factor on this is high, and very enjoyable. The British film directed by Douglas Hickox, included a large variety of well-known British actors. Some of these actors were Sir Michael Hordern, Coral Browne, Dennis Price, Jack Hawkins, Robert Morley, and Arthur Lowe.

Diana Riggs is also in the cast, giving one of her favorite performances as Lionheart’s daughter Edwina.

I suppose since I loved this, I’m safe from any retribution.

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

Fourteen years later, the world receives a sequel to the surprise smash, Borat, starring Sacha Baron Cohen as the number four journalist from Kazakhstan. I am unsure if I have ever really seen the original film, as it feels like one that I did not think I was going to like. After seeing this film on Amazon Prime, I may have to find time this weekend to watch the original.

This was so funny. I laughed throughout the film, even at times when I was trying to not look at what was happening. There were so many moments of insane humor and so many moments that could be considered in extreme bad taste. The thing is, I have always said that if something is funny, it covers a lot of mistakes. And this is funny.

Sacha Baron Cohen returns to the role that made him infamous and he unlooses his venom on today’s political America, taking on everything from VP Mike Pence to women’s rights to Covid-19. He does it with a razor sharp satirical wit that shows the ridiculousness of the situation.

There is a scene with former NY City Mayor Rudy Giuliani that has become a scandalous news story.

Cohen, dressed as Borat (who actually had to be dressed in costume as Borat since people were recognizing him), places himself into these situations where he reacts to the real people around him. This time he is joined by Borat’s daughter Tutar (Maria Bakalova), who his is attempting to “gift” to an important American (at first Mike Pence) to come into favor with “McDonald” Trump. The fact that Cohen can place himself into these moments (such as on stage at a Conservative rally where he sings a racist song) without constantly being spotted or speaks to his abilities in improv or as a prankster.

However, there is more than just the reaction parts of the film. There is a real story of a relationship that develops between Borat and Tutar, including several touching scenes filled with emotion. These moments are what elevates this to a movie and not just an extended version of Candid Camera.

Of course, the humor is also very uncomfortable at many times. Does it go over the line? Perhaps. I can see the humor here turning some people off, especially those who may favor the current administration. Still, I found myself laughing deeper than I have at a film in quite a while.

The easily offended may want to skip this one. However, I found it to be hilarious and shockingly amazing. Sacha Baron Cohen is unbelievable in his skills and he has brought a piece of entertainment that should keep people laughing.

4 stars

Frankenweenie (1984)

This was the strangest, most unexpected thing. I was watching the credits of the 2012 animated Frankenweenie on Disney + for the October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest, when the screen popped up a graphic for another Frankenweenie, which appeared to be live action.

I had no idea what this was, so I decided to watch it. There was young Shelley Duvall and Daniel Stern, which immediately put an end to the idea that maybe they had done this after the animated movie.

So it was clearly something that predated the animated movie. Then I saw that Tim Burton had also directed it.

Turns out that Frankenweenie started out as a 28-minute short from Burton and that they adapted the animated movie from this short. I had no idea.

The short was fun, considerably more condensed than the 2012 film, but it did a good job of showing the relationship between Victor (Barret Oliver) and Sparky. There were a few of the scenes (like the cars hooking up their jumper cables to Sparky) were exactly the same in the animated movie.

Much like the 2012 animated movie, this is an homage to the Universal Monster Movies, particularly Frankenstein (1931). The black and white film does a great job of creating that very mood. The short also makes you feel as if you were watching those older film with the staging and the way the actors carried themselves.

This was an interesting exercise, seeing this short after seeing the animated movie. There was more depth in the animated movie, but, as a short, this brought an excellent tone and set the stage for the future movie.