Den of Thieves

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It will be tough for me to discuss much about Den of Thieves without going into spoilers so I am going to get this out of the way right off the bat.  I really liked the ending of this movie.  What lead up to it, though, not so much.  So I will not mention that ending again but it did help salvage this movie for me.

Den of Thieves tells the story of a band of cops led by Nick Flanagan (Gerard Butler) that work quite a bit outside the law attempting to stop another band of criminals led by Merriman (Pablo Schreiber) who are attempting to pull off the heist of the century.

I was really bored by the first hour of this movie.  There was nothing new or engaging for me as the time dragged on.  The film was 2 hours and 20 minutes long and the first half of it was just so slow.  I will admit that the film did pick up the pace once the heist began, but, by that time, I had checked out of the film.

I had a second major problem that I found as I was watching the film.  I wound up rooting for the criminals.  The thieves which included characters played by Evan Jones, 50 Cent, Cooper Andrews (Jerry from the Walking Dead) and O’Shea Jackson Jr. were just more compelling and seemed to be the more decent people than the cops.

I hated the character of Nick.  I thought he was a terrible person and he pulled so many illegal things that I am surprised that they would allow him to be the main protagonist of a film in today’s society.  I was legit cheering for him to be killed in the final shoot out because he was such an unlikable character.  This is nothing against Gerard Butler, because I think he did a very decent job playing the character, but I just saw almost zero redeeming qualities in him.

They also spent way too much time, in a film that is over long, showing Nick’s family troubles.  I understand that they are showing this to prove that Nick is not a complete asshat, but it only served to slow the film down even more.

There were a bunch of scenes here that could have easily been edited out and nothing of substance would have been lost.  Part of that falls at the feet of first time director Christian Gudegast.  Though much of the film is technically well done, the run time is an error in judgment.

As I said, I was really cheering for the bad guys to get away and win in the end of the film and I do not think that the filmmakers intended that to be that way.  I was bored with Den of Thieves for a good chunk of the movie, but the ending did improve the film for me.  It did not improve it enough for me to recommend this, but it could be a good cable watch some rainy lazy day.

2.3 stars

I, Tonya

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I remember watching this train wreck happen at the Olympics and like everyone else, I was amazed at the story.  Whether fair or not, Tonya Harding had become the villain, the heel of the 1994 Lillehammer Olympics.

I, Tonya brings the story of Tonya Harding to the big screen and does something that, as a viewer of those chaotic days of Olympic-non-glory, I did not believe it could do.  It humanized Tonya Harding.

We may never know for sure exactly the level of involvement or knowledge Tonya Harding had in the attack on Nancy Kerrigan, but this film painted a picture of a troubled girl from a broken background who struggled with her own feelings of inadequacy and bad decisions.

Part of the reason Tonya Harding comes off in I, Tonya in such a sympathetic light is a multilayered and emotional performance by Margot Robbie.  Robbie captures every moment as the redneck skater to perfection, showing her confusion, her anger, her angst and her violent past.  Every time Tonya was physically struck, whether it be by her mother LaVona (Allison Janney) or her husband/boyfriend Jeff Gillooly (Sebastian Stan), it makes you empathetic for the girl and the toxic environment that she lived in.  It became as much a story of abuse, abusive relationships and the victim’s inability to remove themselves from the situation as it was about the attacks.

However, the film has a really neat technique to keep you from completely championing Tonya Harding.  The film continued to come back to the “present” day featuring interviews with the main players in the story, and  the current day Tonya Harding is anything but relatable.  She gives off a distinct “white trash” vibe each time the film comes back to her.  She is a beacon of negativity and excuses.  It creates a nice counter side to the person we see throughout the film.

A second technique that I was a big fan of was the breaking of the fourth wall. Within the film, characters would look to the audience and speak directly to them, emphasizing important parts of the story .  I found this to really add to the presentation and my enjoyment of the film.

Allison Janney won a Golden Globe for this role and she deserved it.  She is the most despicable character I have seen on screen in quite some time and Janney clearly is reveling in the chance to dive headlong into the cruelty of this mother.  You almost have to laugh at her, thinking that she must be a caricature of the woman, but it seems as if the film nailed her.

Sebastian Stan should be mentioned as well.  He does a great job as Gillooly, showing more than just a one note villain.  Jeff was complex and even likable.  You could understand how his charm could entice someone back to a relationship despite consistently returning to an abusive status quo.

I would like to give a shout out to Mckenna Grace, who appeared as a young Tonya Harding.  She was not in the film for very long, but her performance was exceptional.  Grace was wonderful last year in Gifted with Chris Evans and she showed once again that she is a young actress to keep an eye on.  She had some seriously difficult scenes to act through, including the day her father left her alone with her mother.  Each time, Grace made us feel for her, wishing there was a way to get her out of the clutches of her horrible mother.

I laughed several times during I, Tonya and I gasped at a few of the brazen occurrences the film showed us.  The two “hitmen” from New Jersey who came and attacked Nancy Kerrigan are as incompetent as any bungling criminal in any movie anywhere.  The fact that this was real life was even more amazing.

I, Tonya brought a new focus on one of the most infamous sport moments of the last 25 years and it does it by showing how human the characters within this moment truly were.  The film does not zoom in on the “incident” (as they call it), but presents it as a part of the story.  Yes, it had a mighty impact on her life, but it was not the only aspect that led her to the place that she wound up.  This was a strong film that felt fresh and original despite covering material the world already knew.

4.15 stars

The TV Week That Was

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Hey all.  Welcome back to the TV Week That Was.

Image result for Oprah at the golden globesLast week started off with the Golden Globes.  Now, none of the awards were too controversial or questionable, even, but everyone came out of the event with three words in their heads.  Oprah for President.  Oprah Winfrey was given the Cecil B. DeMille Award for career excellence and she took her opportunity to speak out on behalf of the #MeToo and Time’s Up movements in an acceptance speech that was just amazing.  Image result for dwayne johnson listening to Oprah at golden globesIt felt like a speech that was … presidential.  As soon as the speech was over, Twitter erupted with speculation and #Oprah2020 hashtags.  The speech was surely inspirational (just look at the Rock listening to Oprah intently) and it was a remarkable moment for the Golden Globes.  A typical Golden Globes Awards presentation was a semi-drunken affair where “anything could happen.”  This year’s Golden Globes felt considerably more adult and grown up and I think that Oprah had a great deal of reason for that.

Agents of SHIELD is is full swing right now and the show is getting better and better.  We came very close to a reunion of the whole team this week as everyone except May met back up.  It is so sweet when Coulson sees Daisy and Fitz and he treats them like he is their father.  Then, we find out that Kasius did not die last week as it seemed. Instead, his scar was across his face.  It gave him character, according to Kasius’s brother, Faulnak.  While I was not sure about Kasius’s fate last week, there is no question about Faulnak and his fate this week as Kasius stabbed his brother in the back, killing him.  Kasius and Sinara became much deeper and awesome villains this week, setting up what is sure to be an epic conclusion to this pod when it is finally ready to end.  Agents of SHIELD had multiple call backs to previous episodes this week, including one from the very first season!  Word is that head honchos at ABC have been impressed with AoS this season and may be considering renewing it for season 6.  To that I say…YAY!

runawaysHulu’s Runaways finished its first season with the kids actually heading out on the run.  The fans of the show have been waiting all season for this to happen, finally occurred as the group took off.  However, the show has done a good job of easing the evil of the kids’ parents, and tossing most of the shade toward Jonah.  There are a lot of questions still up in the air with this show but the good news is that Hulu has renewed Runaways for a second season so some of those answers may be coming.

LanglyThe X-Files had a wild and, yes, confusing episode featuring former Lone Gunman Richard Ringo Langly, who died 15 years before this.  Seemed as if Langly had some connection to an attempt to digitize people’s minds and create a new world of scientific discovery where the Ramones are playing all the time.  This felt like one of the classic old X-Files episodes where they dealt with a case a week, although this also fit in with this season’s overarching conspiracy as we see Price involved in this one as well.  And, just like classic X-Files, there is not a nice, clean ending.  I have enjoyed season 11 so far.

mflSomething that has been missing for far too long has been Movie Fights Live from the Screen Junkies.  The show returned this week in its new format.  The format was adjusted and tweaked in order to shed the memory of Andy Signore, the former host and judge of Movie Fights who was revealed as being involved in several sexual misconduct/harassment cases last year.  The new format features two fighters instead of three and adjusted the number of rounds involved.  This week we got a movie fight between Joe Starr and Danielle Radford, with Danielle getting the W.  Hal Rudnick is the new host of the show and one of the judges.

Image result for patriots vs jaguarsImage result for eagles vs.vikingsThe NFL season is continuing to work its way down to finding the two teams that will participate in this year’s Super Bowl.  Right now, in the AFC, we have the New England Patriots taking on The Jacksonville Jaguars in the AFC Championship game and, in the NFC, the NFC Championship game will be the Philadelphia Eagles vs. the Minnesota Vikings.  The Vikings won a game against the Saints to advance to that game with the most remarkable and improbable walk-off touchdown with no time left on the clock.

Happy viewing!

 

The Commuter

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It is the Liam Neeson January movie of the year.

The Commuter is not reinventing the wheel.  If you are a big fan of Liam Neeson and his old man kick ass character, this one is for you.  As for me, I did not hate it, but there are several problems as one might expect.

Liam Neeson is Michael MacCauley, an insurance salesman and former police officer, who has to ride a commuter train every day for the last ten years.  Unfortunately, one day Michael loses his job, faces money issues as his son is heading to college, and has to figure out how to tell his wife.

So on the trip back home with all of these problems weighing on his mind, Michael is approached by a woman named Joanna (Vera Farmiga) who presented him with a strange challenge.  She offered him a large amount of money if he could find one specific person on the train.

The first part of the film was pretty intriguing to me because there was more of a feel of investigation than a typical Liam Neeson film normally has.  As Michael is searching for the mysterious person, he has to eliminate the “suspects” on the train through discussion and investigation and I liked that.

The third act, however, really springs into Neeson action flick genre and it is a real stretch.  There are things that happen that are not really possible and these things can take you out of the film.

The film started out with a confusing situation.  They show Liam Neeson leaving his home and getting on the train and it flashes to him in different clothes and different weather and it was a bit confusing.  I realized that it was meant to show that he did this same thing for years, but, honestly, the first thing I thought was… is this showing me some kind of alternate timeline?  Yes, I know that is silly, but I really thought for a moment that we were getting something really creative.  Then I realized the truth.

I love Vera Farmiga, but she just is not in this movie much.  Neither is Patrick Wilson, who plays Michael’s former partner Alex Murphy.

The plot is basically implausible.  It has so many moving parts and requires Joanna to be nearly omnipotent that if you think too much about the plot, you could be completely confused.  It could have been more interesting if they had kept the focus on the “who is it” mystery that they had set up.  I am really not sure how certain things happened and how the villains pulled off what they did.

Another issue is that Vera Farmiga works for, apparently, some kind of conspiratorial organization, but we never find out more about that.  The results of what this organization is trying to do seems fairly low key for a group that can do what they can do.

Liam Neeson is solid again and he should be since this is the same character he has been playing for years now.  He actually did some good work when he was struggling to determine what he had to do and whether he could morally commit to doing what the secret organization wanted.  He plays a hero well.  Some of the characters on the train were also fun and fit well with Liam.

This did not subvert what I expected.  In fact, it was pretty much exactly what I thought it was going to be.  The film was predictable (including the “twist”) and there were too many moments that pulled me out of the film.  Still, as a mindless time at the theater, it was not the worst thing you could go see.

2.5 stars

Paddington 2

The original Paddington was such a wondrous surprise despite the trailers looking like trash that I could hardly believe that they could do it again.  The few trailers I had seen for Paddington 2 reminded me very much of the trailers for the original that I disliked.  I was afraid that Paddington 2 was going to be like those direct-to-DVD sequels that fail to catch the charm of the original.

However, those fears were unwarranted, because Paddington 2 was awesome.

Paddington (Ben Whishaw) wanted to get a gift for his Aunt Lucy (Imelda Staunton) for her birthday and he came across a pop-up book of London that would be perfect.  However, Paddington is not the only one who wants it.  The villainous actor Phoenix Buchanan (Hugh Grant) stole the book and framed Paddington for the crime, sending the bear to prison.

There is so much great about Paddington 2.  The charm of the character, the cast, the story is just wonderful.  It is funny.  It is charming.  It has a great feel throughout the film.  The story is well worked out and runs with very few hiccups.

The characters we meet in the prison, including Knuckles (Brendan Gleeson) which is a fantastic character who has an amazing relationship with Paddington.  Some of the sequences in the prison are so fun that you can’t help but smile as they happen.

There are so many great performances by so many awesome British actors in a remarkable ensemble cast in Paddington 2.  Everybody knows their role and they blend together into a wonderful story.

And, while not as emotional of a film as Coco or some other films like that, Paddington 2 did have me welling up near the end.  It was such a entertaining movie that is perfect for a whole family to watch.  It has something for parents as well as speaking to kids like they are intelligent.

I doubted that they could create another film as surprisingly awesome as the first Paddington, but they proved me wrong.  Paddington 2 is a whole lot of fun and worth the time.  By the way, stick through the credits because there are some cool extras there.

4.4 stars

Proud Mary

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Nothing says mother figure like a hitman (hit-woman?) who can kill you in any number of ways.  I wonder what she would put down on the adoption form?

Proud Mary is a film about contract killer Mary, who works for one of the crime bosses in Boston who happens to be Danny Glover.  Glover raised Mary from a child and so he is like a father to her.  However, things go astray one day when, after killing a man in his apartment, Mary realizes that his young son is at home playing video games.

This filled her with guilt and made her keep an eye on the boy, Danny (Jahi Di’Allo Winston).  When Danny winds up working for a drug dealing mob boss of his own in Xander Berkeley, she makes some decisions that might put her job and her life in jeopardy.

There were some problems with Proud Mary, but let’s start with the positives.  Taraji P. Henson is entertaining and she plays a bad ass well.  She had an interesting relationship with both Glover and Glover’s actual son Billy Brown.  Neither of those relationships received enough time to justify them, but the potential was there.

Mary seemed to be a real wild card here, but the film seemed to also show here as a remarkably capable hit woman that Danny Glover could not go on without.  That was strange since Mary appeared to shoot first and think later.

Jahi Di’Allo Winston was good as the young boy Danny as well, but I had a hard time swallowing the relationship between him and Mary.  The film could have used some more examples with these two characters together before I accepted how much they were supposedly bonded.

The action was fine, though Taraji P. Henson fell victim to the “I-am-the-star-and-I-will-wade-through-an-impossible-amount-of-gunfire-without-being-in-danger” cliche that you usually see in other action movies.  This being a female led example of that cliche is, I suppose, a positive.  Of course, it stretches credibility constantly as Henson apparently can shake off gunshot wounds with a quick nap.

This is not the worst movie you will ever see and if you like the old shoot ’em ups, this might even appeal to you.  There is not the depth here one might expect.

2.6 stars

The Post

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When you mix Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep together in a film, it makes sense that the expectations would be high.  Throw in a dramatic time in history that has immediate relevance with what the world is going through today and you should anticipate a tremendous film.

I enjoyed The Post very much.  I would not say that it was the greatest film ever, but I did enjoy it.

In the months prior to the Watergate break-in, some top secret papers (The Pentagon Papers) fell into the hands of some journalists at the New York Times and they started the ball rolling by publishing some of it.  The papers revealed details about how much the government knew about and lied about with Vietnam dating back to Eisenhower, and this threatened to be an embarrassment for the USA.  However, President Nixon got an injunction to prevent any further publication.

Then, the papers found their way to the Washington Post, where owner Kay Graham (Meryl Streep) had to make a decision on whether or not to publish these stories.  Editor Ben Bradlee (Tom Hanks) hoped she would say it was okay to publish, but there were plenty of opposition to her making that choice.

The strongest part of this movie is the performances of Streep and Hanks, as if that is a surprise to anyone.  These are two masters who were given some serious material with which to work.  The best scenes of the film include the two stars on screen together.  I would have liked more with them.

There were solid supporting work as well here with actors such as Bradley Whitford, Sarah Paulson, Bob Odenkirk, Bruce Greenwood, Carrie Coon and Alison Brie.

The film started kind of slowly and did not really take off until Bob Odenkirk’s character found himself in possession of the top secret files.  Odenkirk was especially excellent throughout the film and carried a good chunk of the story.  After that point, the film was full of energy and excitement.  The first 45-60 minutes did feel slow to me.  That would have been weakest aspect of The Post.

The film effortlessly compares to the political climate of today in a couple of different ways.  The attempt to silence the press by Nixon can easily be compared to the way the press is being vilified today. We also have the empowerment of women, as Katharine Graham, who was the first publisher of a major American newspaper, comes into her own before our eyes.  Streep creates a remarkably compelling character from this historical figure.

Though I enjoyed this movie, I do not think it reaches the level of a film such as Spotlight.  There is too much drag in the early part of the film that weighs it down despite the engaging performances.  Still, Streep and Hanks are wonderful here and help to elevate the second half of the movie into greatness.

3.85 stars

 

EYG Top Ten Liam Neeson Movies

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It is 2018 and this is the first Top Ten Show with a list for the year.  In honor of the release of this weekend’s Commuter, John Rocha and Matt Knost came up with a Top Ten List for Best Liam Neeson movies.

Good news.  I feel more confident in my own list here than I was with Clint Eastwood.  I was able to come up with over ten Liam Neeson movies that I actually have seen and liked which makes it considerably more interesting for me.

So, here are the Top Ten Liam Neeson movies at EYG.

Related image#10.  Run All Night.  This one has fallen into Liam Neeson’s ballpark- that is a father who is out trying to save a child from a dangerous world.  In this case, Liam is a former hitman whose estranged son Mike wound up involved in the death of Liam’s former mob boss friend’s son.  There was a really nice chemistry between Liam Neeson and Joel Kinnaman as estranged father and son.  And Liam Neeson is always a kick ass.

Related image#9.  Non-Stop. This is now Liam Neeson, kick ass stud, on a plane.  This time, Liam plays an air marshal and a villain is texting him saying that if they do not wire him millions of dollars, he would start killing passengers every 20 minutes.  Liam has to find out who this nutbag is and how he is pulling off his threat.

 

Related image#8.  Rob Roy.  I haven’t seen this one in years.  My memories were that I enjoyed it.  However, I know that it came up on today’s Top Ten Show and it received some shade from John and Matt.  This could be a situation where my memory is not as clear as what I recall.  From what I recall, I liked Rob Roy.

 

Image result for darkman movie liam neeson#7.  Darkman.  I am putting it at number 7 just like the Top Ten boys.  This was a really fun “super hero” movie prior to the outbreak of the current genre.  Co-written and directed by Sam Raimi, Darkman is a fun and exciting hero in a story that can be very dark.

 

Related image#6.  A Walk Among Tombstones. This one was a real surprise.  I had gotten tired of the “Liam Neeson” type of film that had populated the last several years, especially the Taken sequels, and then this came along where he was an unlicensed private investigator, a former police officer who had a tragic event in his past.  As he is working the next case, he was making it clear that he was willing to do what it took.  This was a great surprise of a film.

 

Related image#5.  The Lego Movie.  The first movie on this list where Liam Neeson provides his vocal talent is the Lego Movie.  He may not have as big of a role in the film, but his performance as Bad Cop/Good Cop was one of the film’s greatest characters.  The Lego Movie was one of the best films of that year.

 

Image result for a monster calls liam neeson#4.  A Monster Calls.  Here is the other film on this list where Liam Neeson provided voice work.  Here he is the giant tree that tries to teach the lessons to the young boy in a movie that is a devastating tear jerker.  And he did it without ever saying “I am Groot.”  His voice performance was beautifully done and the movie is woefully underrated.

Image result for batman begins liam neeson#3.  Batman Begins.  Liam Neeson was the main villain in the first Batman movie after Batman and Robin nearly killed the genre.  And he was fantastic.  Ra’s Al Ghoul was one of Batman’s lesser villains to the rest of the world, but the avid comic fans knew who he was and we were extremely excited to see him in Gotham.  Neeson was great here and set the stage for one of the great films in comic book history.  Batman Begins is damn good in its own right.

Related image#2.  Taken.  I wasn’t sure where this movie would fall, because the fact is that the subsequent sequels to this film were atrocious.  I know it is not fair to hold the original to bear for the sequels, but, being honest, there is a downward trajectory when I think about Taken because Taken 2 & 3 were so bad.  However, as I thought about the list more and more, I tried to think back to how much fun and enjoyment Taken brought me.  I really loved that first film.  And I did not think I would.  Plus, there is an iconic line delivered by Liam Neeson that everyone in the world knows.  It goes like this: But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Ah…epic!

Image result for schindler's list#1. Schlinder’s List.  What else was going to be here?  I just saw this movie at the end of 2017 and it was haunting… beautiful… traumatic… masterful.  I absolutely loved the film despite having to then rock myself to sleep in the corner.  The black and white.  The splash of red here and there.  The amazing performances.  I was sobbing through the whole thing.  It was a masterpiece of cinema.  And easily Liam Neeson’s greatest performance and movie.  When he found that gold medal that could have saved a few more lives and he broke down in tears, it ripped out what remaining heart I had.  Just an amazingly emotional film of a horrible time of the world.

 

The TV Week That Was

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Good afternoon everyone.  Welcome back to the TV Week That Was. Things are starting to pick up again after the slow run around the holiday season.  Tonight is the Golden Globes Awards and hopefully so of the favorites will pick up a win.

Related imageLast week saw the return to television of The X-Files in a controversial fashion. The show revealed that the real father of William that Scully had had and had been hiding for years was not Mulder, but in actuality, the Smoking Man.  Apparently, CSM had drugged Scully and had used “science to impregnate her.”  The controversy blew up the internet for quite a bit last week with a lot of anger from the twist. It also seemed that much of, if not all of, the season ten finale was being made into a premonition by Scully and that it did not actually happen.  Seems as if Chris Carter was ready to stir things up with what could be the final season of the show.

Related imageI completed the second season of Ash vs. Evil Dead on Netflix this week, and it was flippin’ tremendous.  In particular, the episodes at the asylum featuring the puppet, Ashy Slashy, were some of the best of the series.  This show constantly took risks and placed its characters into situations that were unconventional and ridiculously funny.  The glorious Bruce Campbell hammed it up regularly and brought so much life and humanity to a character that could be nothing more than a rotten human being.  Ash is truly a hero and the show does a great job showing this. I am very excited for the debut of Ash vs. Evil Dead Season three on Starz starting on February 25th.

Image result for agents of shield season 5 episode 6Agents of SHIELD was in high gear this past Friday with one of the best episodes of the new season.  It feels as if they are preparing to wrap up the future storyline soon as lots of major events happened.  We got May vs. the telepath Ben in the Inhuman Fight Club.  We get Quake vs. Sinara as the main event.  Image result for agents of shield season 5 episode 6We got several major deaths including Tess, Grill, Ben and, it looked like, Kasius too.  A new Inhuman (straight out of the comics) Flint who controls rocks is introduced to the crew.  We also got Fitz to propose to Simmons, though she does not hear him… later Jamma pops the question to him instead.  This episode was directed by Clark Gregg himself and the show was awesome.

Image result for NFL playoffs 2018The NFL playoffs have begun with the Tennessee Titans coming from behind and defeating the Kansas City Chiefs 22-21 and the Atlanta Falcons defeating the Los Angeles Rams 26-13 on Saturday.  The first game on Sunday was Jacksonville Jaguars defeating the Buffalo Bills 10-3.  Carolina will be playing New Orleans later tonight in the remaining Wild Card game.  Coming up in the AFC next week will be Tennessee at New England Patriots and Jacksonville at Pittsburgh Steelers.

 

Related imageThe Runaways penultimate episode of season one aired on Hulu this week and it was excellent.  Everything is coming to a head as the Runaways have come together to confront their parents at the site of their parents dangerous plan.  When this episode ended, I cried out “no” because I was just not ready for it to be over.  I have really enjoyed the slow burn and the character development of this series, but it is time for some Pride vs. Runaways goodness.  There was also quite a bit of surprising Runaway romantic action going on as Chase and Gert got busy and had sex while searching a house.  Karolina also revealed her feelings to Nico.  I am excited to see where this series ends its first season.

Returning is the Match Game with Alec Baldwin.  Although I never would have believed it, I have found this version of Match Game to be an extremely entertaining and suitable follow up to the classic with Gene Rayburn.  Alec Baldwin is a perfect host and the stars are clearly encouraged to be outrageous.  This week, however, one of the contestants got seriously screwed by the judges.  One woman answered the question: “ Oprah Winfrey’s so rich, at Thanksgiving she DOESN’T use a gravy boat– she uses a gravy ______.”  Clearly the answer should be “yacht” but the contestant says “ship”.  Every celebrity wrote “yacht” and the judge gave her credit for it.  Not the best judgment ever made on the show.  Twitter was outraged. 

Have a great week everyone.  Happy viewing and enjoy the Golden Globes tonight.

 

 

 

Molly’s Game

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This is the first movie of 2018 that was actually released in 2017.  Each year, there are several films that are released in December (or before) in limited release in order to qualify for Oscar consideration, but are not released anywhere I can see them until 2018.  This year there were actually a bunch of these (The Post, Shape of Water, I Tonya, Call Me By Your Name etc).  A couple of years ago, I dubbed these films as ineligible for the best of the year list since they were actually from the year prior.  So much so that I made its own category list for the year in review section.

Molly’s Game is the first films I have seen from that list of movies, and it should have a place near or at the top of that list next year because it is tremendous.

Molly’s Game is the true story of Molly Bloom, a near Olympic level skier who had to retire after a devastating crash only to begin running high stakes poker games with big name celebrities, athletes, and eventually, gangsters.

In this biopic, Molly (Jessica Chastain) tells the story of her life to her lawyer Charlie Jaffey (Idris Elba) and to the audience.  The story is told both in current time and in flashbacks, where see see a young Molly bickering with her father Larry Bloom (Kevin Costner) and how her transition from athlete to “Poker Princess” came to be.

This is the directorial debut of Aaron Sorkin, who also wrote the screenplay. Sorkin is well known for his amazing dialogue writing, and this is no exception.  There is a monologue delivered by Idris Elba during this movie that I literally sat in the theater with my mouth agape in wonder.  I love listening to the dialogue during a Sorkin movie.  This is all the more impressive as Sorkin has done a great job in the director’s chair as well.  The film, which is quite long, flows very well and does not feel like it is 141 minutes.

The performances are out of this world.  Jessica Chastain is great with everybody, but her scenes with Idris Elba truly steal the film.  These are two actors at the top of their game with this material.  Kevin Costner is better here than he has been in many years.

The character of Molly Bloom is shown as being loyal, honest and true, despite running this poker game.  Molly is arrested by the FBI and offered a deal if she would turn over the information she had on the famous names that had attended her games; she refused.  The film shows Molly as a caring individual who would watch out for her players as well as allow money they owed her to be forgotten.  Chastain plays this woman as a great role model and he implies that she is someone to look up to.

Molly’s Game is smart, funny, and dramatic, featuring some awesome performances, especially from Chastain and Elba.  The writing from Aaron Sorkin is right up there with some of his best films.  I love listening to these actors speaking the lines written by Sorkin, who also knocks the director job out of the park.  Molly’s Game is a great movie with an inspiring character.  It certainly would have made my best films list from 2017 had I been able to see it then.

4.2 stars

Insidious: The Last Key

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Well, here we are with the first movie review of the new year.  It is January, which means we will be getting a bunch of crap dumped in the month.  And it always starts off with a horror movie.

This time, it is the fourth installment in the Insidious franchise.

The thing is… this isn’t that bad.

Who’d a thunk it?

Once again, as with the third film, we focus on Elise Rainier (Lin Shaye) and her two goofy ghost hunter buddies (Leigh Whannell, who wrote the film as well, and Angus Sampson) as she returned to her childhood house to deal with the ghosts that tormented her as a little girl, but who is now doing the same stuff to the new guy living in the house.

The film begins with a rather well done flashback sequence to the young Elise (Ava Kolker) who was slowly learning about her psychic abilities in a house full of spirits.  However, her abusive father (Josh Stewart) did not want any daughter of his seeing spectres and spooks, so he would beat her with a stick.  After one of the nastier of the spirits tricked Elise into opening a door freeing it and killing her mother, Elise was left alone with her little brother Christian and her father.  Time passed, but Elise continued seeing spirits and finally could not handle it any longer as she ran away, leaving her brother, and never to return again.

Until now, that is.

Starting with the strengths of the film, Lin Shaye is wonderful.  She was a clear standout in the first Insidious film and she has shown the ability to carry it on her own.  The last two films have been prequels to the original and direct sequel and have told Elise’s story and Lin really brought i the goods.

There are a lot of jump scares here, but they are not over used and they are actually somewhat effective.  The shots are set up well and typically are actual scares that are supposed to be scary.  There are few fake out jump scares involved here.  In fact, there are some clever uses of them, including one involving some suitcases.

I also thought the design of the monster was very solid and very creepy with the keys-for-fingers motif on display.

There is a side plot involving Elise’s brother Christian (Bruce Davison) and his remarkably attractive daughters that feels okay, though perhaps somewhat tacked on.  The two actresses (Caitlin Gerard, Spencer Locke) stood out on screen, though we do not get a lot with either.

I could have used less of the two Ghost Hunters because most of the comedic aspects of these two did not work very well.  They had a creepy connection to Christian’s daughters and, if I were Christian, I would be getting ready to kick some Ghostbuster ass.

There is also not a whole lot that would be new or original here.  This film fits very easily in with the other Insidious franchise films without making anything much different.  That familiarity is both a positive and a negative.

I did like how this film wound up circling back around to the beginning of the original movie and showed us where it actually fit in the timeline.  This film is decent, especially when comparing it to other year horror movies released in January.  I was surprised.

3 stars

 

The TV Week That Was

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Welcome to the TV Week That Was.  Actually, I guess, it has been the TV Two Weeks That Was, since I did not do a write-up last week.  It has been a slow period over the holidays, and that was okay since we had the 2017 Year in Review list to work on.

levinechampOne of the major things that happened during this period was the huge special The Schmoedown Spectacular 2 from the Movie Trivia Schmoedown.  Three videos dropped on December 22 of six special Movie Trivia Schmoedown matches.  This is like the show’s Wrestlemania with major match-ups and feuds being settled.  “The Inglorious One” Samm Levine became the new Movie Trivia Schmoedown Champion by defeating Kristian Harloff.  The Patriots, JTE and Jeff Sneider, continued to retain their team titles by defeating Above the Line, Levine and “The Godfather” Drew McWeeny.  A new Star Wars champion was crowned as Sam Witwer knocked off Ken Napzok in an Iron Man Match.  Then, Top 10, John Rocha and Matt Knost, defeated Team Action, Andrew Ghai SpearSpearSpearand Ben Bateman.  Following that match, Ghai attacked Rocha and tackled him.  Jason Inman became the new Innergeekdom Champion by defeating Hector Navarro.  Finally, Emma Fyffe won the first ever Manager Bowl and revealed that her surprise client was Marc Andreyko, who left the Lion’s Den.  There were so many great moments throughout the video that the Movie Trivia Schmoedown continued to up their game.

Related imageWithout much on television, I started to binge the first season of Ash vs. Evil Dead on Netflix.  I made it through the first season and I enjoyed it tremendously.  I loved how the show used the history and mythology from the original movie to deepen the story.  The return to the cabin from the movie was a great touch as well.  Bruce Campbell is the king of cheese, and he brings that fully through this series.  He is very charismatic with the other characters in the show.  There was a lot of blood and gore, although some of it seemed cartoony.  I hope to be able to finish season two on Netflix as well.

Related imageThere was also the next episode of The Runaways on Hulu.  It was really great too.  Victor had been shot and the attempts by Pride to save him were tremendous.  We also are moving closer to the possibility of the Runaways actually running away.  Chase destroyed the computer with the video on it because he was in such a bad way after seeing his mother shoot his father.  There was also more with Old Lace, which is awesome.  Runaways has been a slow burn and I am enjoying that.

Image result for anderson and kath new years eveTonight is New Year’s Eve and I am going to miss the team of Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper.  Kathy was released by CNN after her ill-advised comedy tweet where she posed with a picture of a decapitated head of President Trump.  It was a stupid thing for Kathy to do, but it also shows how some people get punished for their actions and other people continually get away with their bad behavior.  CNN replaced her with Andy Cohen.

Coming up in 2018… American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, Black Lightning, Roseanne (returns), Jessica Jones 2, Waco…and, starting this Wednesday… The X-Files!

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Happy Viewing.

 

 

Most Anticipated films of 2018

Since the looking backwards is over now, it is time to start looking forward.  And the year 2018 has many films that I am anticipating.

Now, there will be plenty of other movies I will anticipate before 2018 comes to a close.  For example, I hadn’t heard anything about The Disaster Artist until late in 2017.  I could not have anticipated it in December of 2016.  Just remember that.

So, in no particular order, here are the films I am most anticipating at this point for 2018.

 

Avengers: Infinity Wars.  I said in no order, but that is not completely true.  There is no film am I looking forward to more than Infinity War.  The Marvel Cinematic Universe trots out its big gun and brings the roster of heroes together to face him.  Cannot wait.

Black Panther. This one is just around the corner.  Ryan Coogler has not missed yet, and this looks to be in the same vein of importance as Wonder Woman was.  So, I hope that Black Panther is as great of a movie as Wonder Woman was.

The Incredibles 2.  LONG overdue.  Pixar is finally bringing us the sequel to one of their great movies in their history.  Every body is returning and it should be awesome.

The New Mutants.  This one looks tremendous as a “horror” movie. I am curious to see how the promotion of this goes since Marvel Studios will be taking these characters back at some time in the future, but what I have seen looks cool so far.

Deadpool 2.  Ryan Reynolds hit gold with the first one.  Can he do it again?  This is another one where the franchise’s future is up in the air as Deadpool is heading into the MCU. How this does might be a way to sway Disney into what to do.

Annihilation.  This is a science fiction story that looks to be fascinating.  I do not know what is really going on, but I loved Ex Machina, and the creator of that is doing this.  Toss in Emily Blunt and Oscar Isaacs and what else do you need?

A Wrinkle in Time.  This is a great book so I am anxious to see how it gets adapted into a movie.  Will Oprah be a distraction?

Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse.  Sony’s animated Spider-man tale was not on my radar until I saw that epic trailer.  Plus, it is starring Miles Morales.  And the spider-Verse?  This could be your sleeper of the year.

Solo: A Star Wars Story.  Young Han Solo has not been something I really wanted.  Still, with all the behind the scenes drama and Ron Howard coming into the production, this one is tweaking my interest.

Ant Man & The Wasp.  This one comes AFTER the Infinity War and who knows what the world will be like at that point.  I also really loved Ant Man and Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lily are casting winners for sure.

Wreck It Ralph 2.  The first film was a surprise hit for me, and this is another sequel that took longer than it should have to get to.  It looks like a lot of fun now though.

 

Here’s hoping that 2018 is a great year in movies!

 

EYG Top 30 Worst Movies of 2017

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Here we go.  The list is compiled and the rottenness is combined.  This is the Worst 30 Movies I saw this year.

Again, there are some specifics. First, it had to be movie that I have seen.  There are some stink bombs that I skipped this year (or tried to send the intern to, but couldn’t get that to work out… *wink Chris*)  Anyway, I did not see Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature, Underworld: Blood Wars, Smurfs: Lost Village, The Resurrection of Gavin Stone, Jigsaw, and Tyler Perry’s Boo 2: A Maeda Halloween.  Odds are that these fart knockers might have found their way onto this lost had I gone to them.

Second point, was that the star rating I give to the movies with my typical reviews are thrown out the window here.  They may be used initially to find the films, but then I look back and determine what is worse.

And though there were a lot of great movies this year, there were also a ton of crap as well.  I literally had 7 films that I considered for the #1 spot.  Legitimately, numbers 1-7 could have wound up at number one.  This is also the year where I have had the most films with a star rating under 1 star.  I had nine of them.  That is something else.

Of course, perhaps one of these films is a film that you love or that you really connected with and if that is the case, good for you.  Film is subjective and that is one of the best things about it.  What I hate, someone else might love.  My friend Chris just messaged me that he would have put “It” in his worst five list and I, of course, have it at number 2 of my Best list.  Different opinions are great.

Without further ado… The Top 30 Worst Films of 2017

#30.  A Dog’s Purpose.  I know several people who loved this thing, but I hated it.  It was so manipulative and intentionally attempted to play upon the emotions of the audience.  Yet, we all know from the trailer that the dog will find its way to Dennis Quaid.  Hated the fakeness of the emotion.  Those feelings were not earned by this movie.

#29.  Before I Fall.  Based on a YA Novel, which is a pretty good bet for a film to end up on this list anyway, Before I Fall is like Groundhog’s Day meets Mean Girls.  The list of coincidences for this story to work is ridiculous and just not worth the time.

#28.  Ghost in the Shell.  This is one of those films that I didn’t completely hate at first, but in retrospect, continually slipped the more I thought about it.  Can’t we just get Scarlet Johansson that Black Widow movie and be done with it? I know the fans of these popular properties deserve more than what they have gotten.

#27.  Friend Request.  A horror movie where a stalker chick is befriended on Facebook by a popular girl who felt sorry for her.  Then the stalker began posting horrible stuff to the timeline.  Videos that show violent deaths and such so the popular girl unfriends her.  Stalker kills herself and now it is popular girl’s fault?  Then, stalker girl somehow is haunting her Facebook.  Yeah, I know this sounds stupid.  It is.

#26.  The Shack.  The Shack had potential to be better than what it turned out to be, but it took the wrong turn.  It turned into one of those faith based films that tossed aside a potentially good story for some preaching.

#25.  The Dinner.  Two brothers, one running for governor, meet with their wives for dinner at a fancy restaurant to discuss the problems caused by their children.  It ends with some of the stupidest third act nonsense of the year.

#24.  Inconceivable.  And not the word spoken by Vizzini, either.  Nic Cage is here.  There is a nanny who seems sweet but turns out to want to destroy the family from within.  Nothing new here. And Nic Cage…

#23.  Monster Trucks.  A silly alien movie where said alien winds up inside a monster truck and can use its long tentacles to move that truck really fast.  If you are 12 years old, this one might be for you.  If not, skip it.

#22. Sleepless. Jamie Foxx is a dirty cop.. or is he?  Maybe he is undercover.  Maybe his son gets kidnapped by the villains.  Can you picture what happens?  I’m sure you can.

#21.  Rings.  This one was on the shelf for quite a while.  And Honestly, it should have stayed there.  A sequel to the previous Rings movies, Rings was dull and boring and made people do stupid things.

#20.  Unforgettable.  One of the best comedies of the year.   Problem was… it was not a comedy.  It’s a thriller.  I swear they put this exact movie out every year, just with different actors.  A Fatal Attraction rip off that is good for a laugh.

#19.  King Arthur: Legend of the Sword.  Just a terrible version of the classic legend.  The only parts that seemed to work was the parts director Guy Ritchie included.  Most of this was just rotten as could be.  This could have been so much better.

#18.  Pitch Perfect 3.  At least there is some good music.  Everything in this movie that is not the Bellas or one of the other band in here playing music/singing is completely stupid and forced.  There is a ridiculous action plot in here as well where the Bellas have to jump off an exploding ship.  If that isn’t a metaphor for this movie, then I don;t know what is.

#17.  You Get Me.  A terrible Netflix film starring Bella Thorne.  It is another one of those Fatal Attraction clone films, this time with high school students.  Just terrible.

#16.  Daddy’s Home 2.  The first Daddy’s Home had a third act that I really enjoyed. The first two acts were terrible, but I had hopes that they learned from the mistakes.  The trailers looked good.  Then I saw the movie.  There were no laughs.  There were so many stupid things happening that you could just not stand it.  Not even “Do They Know It’s Christmas Time” can save this turd.

#15.  Flatliners.  This one was DOA.  How do you make a movie about traveling to the other side so damn boring?  This is one of the most unnecessary remakes of the year.  It is not like the original Flatliners was a great movie.  Let’s let this RIP.

#14.  Wish Upon.  This actually had a horror concept that could have worked.  A magical box that grants wishes but each wish has a terrible cost.  Then, they gave this box to a girl who starts making wishes and, despite figuring out that people are dying because she is making these wishes, KEEPS ON MAKING THEM.  She has to be considered one of the most selfish characters of the year.

#13.  The Return of Xander Cage.  I have never seen any of the XXX movies and, after seeing this one, there is no damn way that I want to revisit them.  The worst of Vin Diesel.

#12.  The House.  I am not a Will Farrell fan, but every now and then, he gives me something to enjoy.  This was not one of them.  Parents who cannot afford to send their daughter to the college she wanted to go to, decides to set up an illegal casino in their basement.  Yeah, no problems to be had there.  If only the film was funny.

#11.  Collide.  I did not know this was coming out. I saw it at Cinemark and I had no idea what it was.  Then, after looking I saw that it had Ben Kingsley and Anthony Hopkins in it.  Huh?  Plus, Nicholas Hoult and Felicity Jones. Really?  Why had I not seen one piece of promotional material about this?  I’ll tell you why… it was God awful.

#10.  Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.  God let’s hope so.  Terrible action.  Terrible CGI.  No story.  Here’s hoping that this really is the final chapter.

#9.  Just Getting Started.  It is really sad seeing two great actors, Tommy Lee Jones and Morgan Freeman, just cashing a paycheck and making something like this.  You can tell Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t want to be on the screen.  The story feels like it was written by a middle school student.

#8.  The Emoji Movie.  This is so bad.  Perhaps some kids would like it but adults who take their kids to this should be disgraced because it does nothing but dumb down our children with ridiculous characters, dumb plots and a message that encourages more texting.  As if people need encouragement for that.

#7.  The Bye Bye Man.  we are starting the placement on the list where they could all be interchangeable.  The Bye Bye Man is a horror movie where a creature shows up if you say his name or think his name.  Really?  It was such a laughable plot and it has every horror cliche you could imagine.  I hope we can wish a bye bye to the Bye Bye Man.

#6.  50 Shades Darker.  The sequel to the horrendous 50 Shades of Grey, this one was worse.  There were so many scene of just stupidity, and there was not even that many sexy scenes.  The whole helicopter scene was as anticlimactic as you could possibly get.  I literally was laughing at that.  What do you expect from Twilight Fan Fiction?

#5.  Fist Fight.  I hated this movie so much.  A big reason was that I found it remarkably insulting to the teaching profession.  As a teacher, I kept seeing things that would NEVER happen in any school and we were being asked to accept it as common practice.  This was not only insulting to the teachers, but also to administrators and to the students.  And had it been funny, you might be able to forgive all of that.  Just a complete fail.

#4.  Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul.  Some of the previous Diary films were watchable.  Then they recast everyone (probably an age thing) and this was just a steaming pile of pig poop (if you saw the film, you would know the reference).  I know they are still writing Diary books, but hopefully this will show them that they do not necessarily need to make a movie about each one.  Please.

#3.  Chips.  Here is another one of those insulting films.  This one insults police officers and anyone who may have enjoyed the original Chips TV show.  About as low brow of humor as you could get, Chips just had zero redeeming qualities.

#2. The Snowman.  How could this movie be boring?  It was.  I picked out the killer the second he walked on the screen.  It was so obvious.  Michael Fassbender played a detective named Harry Hole.  No, I am not kidding.  Why?  Even if that was the source material, couldn’t they have changed it to Barry Hole?  Or how about Hank Hole.  Or make Hole Hale instead.  Did they just want to jokes?  The trailer for this implied that this would be a taut, exciting thriller.  It was not.  One of the biggest disappointments of many years.

#1. Transformers: The Last Knight.  With so many possible number ones, how did I decide on the final choice?  I thought back on which movie I had the worst time in the theater watching.  Transformers started and within 30-45 minutes, it felt like 2 hours.  It started with Merlin cracking horrible jokes, where I actually wondered if I was watching a Monty Python skit (except, you know, not a funny one).  Anthony Hopkins was having a good old time because, you know, he couldn’t give to shits about this.  It dragged on and on and on.  I had taken a bathroom break about 1h45 minutes into it and I was hoping it would be wrapping up soon, and then I realized that Optimus Prime was still just floating around in space.  The film completely wasted Unicron.  Ugh.  This was too long, too stupid and too hard to watch.  Half of the dialogue was indistinguishable.  By the end, I felt like a boxer who had been pummeled for 15 rounds.  It was the worst experience I had in the theater this year, and so, in a year where there were so many possible options for number one, this wins out.