The Long Walk

I am all stiff and tired after driving for 100 miles. I can’t imagine having to walk it.

A ensemble of characters have to do just that (and more) in the latest film based on a Stephen King novella called The Long Walk, and it is absolutely tremendous.

My first feeling was that this was a combination of Squid Game and Hunger Games, which made sense considering Francis Lawrence directed it and he had directed several of the Hunger Games movies.

In this dystopian future, a group of young men volunteers win a lottery drawing for the right to participate in the “Long Walk,” an annual event where the group start to walk and must continue to walk at a brisque speed or else they would be eliminated. The last man standing would be declared the winner and would earn a wish and prize money.

I tell you, The Long Walk is one of the most difficult, heart-wrenching, hard-to-watch movies of the year. It keeps you, as an audience member, off balance and uneasy, if not outrightly disturbed. There were some scenes in this movie that were totally unsettling, and I do not just mean the scene of the execution of the walkers.

I was extremely emotional during this movie because they did such an amazing job of setting up and developing the characters that I cared for them in a limited amount of time and I found myself tearing up on more than one occasion and felt gut-punched more than once.

The film really was a character piece, as the driving force of much of the movie was the dialogue that was going on between the actors. It was so expertly written that there were characters who only received minimal attention that I cared about so much. The interaction between these actors drove the story and only helped serve the shocking violence that would follow. Nothing was held back. The violence was brutal, crushing and significant.

Our main two fixtures among the characters were Raymond Garraty and Peter McVries, played brilliantly by Cooper Hoffman and David Jonsson, respectfully. The performances of these two actors really created a bond between the characters that carried you through a film where you knew that only one of the ensemble would survive. They became brothers-like and gave the film real heart.

Mark Hamill played the Major, the head of this activity who would show up throughout the Long Walk to be an a-hole and continue to harass and remind the walkers of what was going on. Mark Hamill is awesome as a villain, but to be fair, this Major is not the most developed character in the film as he was a bit too mustache-twirly. Hamill played him extremely well though as I had sufficient feeling of resentment toward him as the film progressed.

This is not a fun watch by any means. It gives us a depressing world with an even worse premise that will lead only to violent death and loss. As an allegory to the Vietnam War, which is was back in the 1960s when Stephen King wrote this novella, it works well. As a character piece, introducing us to these sad people through dialogue and death, it works even more. The Long Walk is a powerfully compelling, hard to watch film that gave me a lot of feelings and things to think about.

4.6 stars

Spinal Tap II: The End Continues

I am a huge fan of This is Spinal Tap. It is not only a cult classic, but, for me, it is one of my all time favorite movies. So I was very excited when I saw that there would be a sequel bringing the boys back together.

Spinal Tap is David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls. These three, along with director of the film Marty Di Burgi, have been making the promotional rounds, talking about the movie. Of course, these characters are being portrayed in kayfabe by Michael McKeon, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, and director Rob Reiner.

The new “mockumentary” follows the guys as they reunite after years to play one more contractually required concerts. The film is about Spinal Tap getting back together, dealing with their problems and rehearsing for the big show in New Orleans.

I love Spinal Tap and this was a lot of fun. It was great seeing these characters again, even if seeing them aged is a bit of a shock. The music is wonderful. The lines are funny. I assume they did the same kind of improv that they used in the first film.

I am going to say that there was no way this was going to match the first film. This is Spinal Tap is such a brilliant film, Spinal Tap II: The End Continues was never going to be able to reach the levels of the first one. However, this was still a lot of enjoyment. There was something missing in the story. Perhaps it was the tension between the band that was causing that feeling, but there was something that brought the story down a touch.

It does tell you how iconic Spinal Tap is when you can get Paul McCartney and Elton John to come to your film and sing with the band. There were a couple of other cool cameos here including Questlove, Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood, Chad Smith, and Lars Ulrich (of Metallica).

A lot of the jokes are recycled, including clips from the original movie. There are a bunch of new songs, but none of them received the full song version in the film. We do get full versions of “Cups and Cakes,” “Stonehenge,” and “(Listen to the) Flower People.” I would have liked to hear a few of the new songs extended outside of the slight usage in rehearsal footage or band discussion.

These critiques are minor for me as I laughed and enjoyed the reunion film. Fans of the original movie are going to have a lot of fun with this new sequel, which would make a great double feature with the original.

4.4 stars

Daily Countdown: TV Shows #89

#89

Freaks and Geeks

Sometimes a TV show comes in like a comet and burns itself out before its time. NBC’s coming of age show Freaks and Geeks is one of those. It was one of the most universally beloved shows, but only after its run of one season of 18 episodes ended. Freaks and Geeks is on a ton of people’s favorite TV show lists and sits at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Yet it only lasted one season. Why? Part would have been because of the sporadic episode schedule and apparent conflicts between the network and the creators. Freaks and Geeks became a cult classic after the show was gone from NBC.

What a cast! An amazing who’s who of young actors at the time included Linda Cardellini, Seth Rogan, James Franco, Jason Segal, Busy Phillips, John Francis Daly, Martin Starr, and Samm Levine. Joe Flaherty, Tom Wilson (Biff Tannen himself from Back to the Future), Becky Ann Baker, Steve Bannos, Dave Allen, Kayla Ewell, Ben Foster, Joel Hodgson and Ann Dowd also appeared among a group of distinguished actors.

Written and directed by Paul Feig, the show was produced by Judd Apatow.

I have only ever seen this show once, but the memory of it holds a sweet spot in my heart. It is down the list because of its short run, but this is one of those shows that deserves a rewatch.

Daily Countdown: TV Shows #90

#90

Scandal

Olivia Pope and her crew is at #90 in our TV show countdown. Scandal was part soap opera, part governmental thriller and always fun.

Starring Kerry Washington as Olivia Pope and Tony Goldwyn as President Grant, Scandal was created by Shonda Rhimes. Olivia Pope was a DC “Fixer” who would be hired to deal with problems in our nation’s capital.

The big draw for many people was the on-again-off-again relationship between President Grant and Olivia. They were portrayed as soulmates thorughout the seven seasons, but I was never a fan of this relationship. Mind you, I loved Olivia, but I always found Grant to be a jerk and not worth her. Their relationship was definitely toxic, and that brought a ton of drama to the show.

Other stars from the show included Bellamy Young, Jeff perry (whose Cyrus was one of the most intriguing antagonists you would find), Scott Foley, Kate Lowes, Darby Stanchfield, Guillermo Diaz and Joe Morton.

These were some of the most rotten characters you will find on TV, even those that you were rooting for. The levels of GREY on this show was stunning.

I did not love every storyline of Scandal, and it did feel like it went a little too long. Of course, Joe Morton’s character, Rowan Pope (Olivia’s father) was one of those characters like the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files that I would have loved to see a bullet placed into his brain.

Peacemaker S2 E4

SPOILERS

“Need I Say Door”

This episode started out with a flashback showing how Chris wound up with the Quantum Unfolding Storage Area. Chris, his brother and father were out hunting (for what is not clear) and they find an alien (not a Xenomorph, that is Tuesdays).

We get more info with the rest of the ensemble as well. Economos is desperately trying to balance his friendship with Chris against his job with ARGUS. He was able to stop St Wild from killing Eagly by hitting him from behind as he was lining up his shot. He told St Wild that another eagle attacked him instead. St Wild decided that because of that, Eagly is the leader of all eagles, the Primal Eagle, and thus became his ultimate prize kill.

Listen…. you better not kill that eagle. Do you hear me, show?

Rick Flag Sr. approached Harcourt with the news she had been blackballed by Waller. However, Flag Sr. wants her to help capture Chris, so he offers to bring her back in. Not the happiest thing as Harcourt texted Chris and they set up a meeting. A meeting where Flag Sr. and his crew would be waiting. This is where the episode left off.

This felt like an insubstantial episode after last week. Sure there were some good moments, such as Chris vs. Judomaster, but it felt lesser. It felt like this was Economos’s episode.

I do like that Chris called Adebayo for help to escape from the ARGUS (which Economos tipped him off was coming). He told her everything and she tried to speak sense to him. Chris is really taken with that alternate universe and he is not thinking clearly. He truly is considering taking himself over to the other universe so he could have his dad and brother, as well as a potential relationship with Harcourt.

The whole Michael Rooker dance around a fire bit was as bizarre of a scene as you could expect. I am not sure this arc works well and Rooker feels like a character that has been thrown in to get Rooker a role.

Harcourt’s betrayal of Chris is going to really be a tough one to swallow, if that indeed is where the show goes. Next week’s episode could be an extremely powerful and difficult episode to watch. While this one was okay, it does provide a ton of excitement for the next episode.

EYG Favorite Comic Covers of the Week

September 11

Welcome back to the EYG Favorite Comic Covers of the Week. The are some nice covers this week, but none that I would consider to be big time winners.

Also-Rans: Space Ghost #2, Murder Podcast #1 (cover B), It Killed Everyone But Me #1, Trinity: Daughter of Wonder Woman #4, Absolute Batman #12, Transformers #24, Hello Darkness #14, One World Under Doom #7, Blue Falcon and Dynomutt #1 (cover D), and the Undead Iron Fist #1.

Bronze Medalist

Tama #2

Cover art by Dustin Nguyen

This is a fun little series from Panick and I love the white background. The grey, purple and green really work with the white. This is cool.

Silver Medalist

Blue Falcon and Dynomutt #1

Cover art by Lucio Parrillo

I love Blue Falcon and Dynomutt from Hanna Barbera. This is a great cover, which was the A cover. D cover was in the Also-Rans. This is very majestic with these two characters getting the Dynamite update.

Gold Medalist

Batman: Dark Patterns #10

Cover art by Hayden Sherman

I mean… the fire is coming out of Batman’s face. How can you come up with a more compelling cover? The contrast is awesome and this week’s winner. This one is literal FIRE!

Daily Countdown: TV Show #91

#91

Jeopardy

What is …. Jeopardy?

The first game show on the list is one of the best of all time. Jeopardy, created by Merv Griffin, has been around for decades, originally debut in 1964.

The longest and most successful host of the show was Alex Trebek, who hosted from 1984 until 2020 when he passed away. They have named the stage where they tape Jeopardy the Alex Trebek Stage. Since, Jeopardy has replaced Trebek with Ken Jennings as host. Jennings was one of the most popular and successful Jeopardy champions the show has ever had, earning $2,522,700 over a 75 day run.

The appeal of Jeopardy is the format of answering in the form of a question and how challenging the questions can be. However, there are usually hints written within the clues that help the audience decipher the answer. The feeling you get as a viewer when you are able to answer a question that the players failed with is a remarkably awesome feeling.

There have been several forms of the show, from the regular syndicated version to Celebrity Jeopardy to Jeopardy Masters. All of the versions are always fun and you might learn something.

Daily Countdown: TV Show #92

#92

Roseanne

I liked the ABC sitcom Roseanne during its original run. I am not a fan today of Roseanne Barr for many reasons, but I decided that it would not be fair to leave off this show that I did enjoy because my opinions of Barr changed.

This show was very funny. It had some great sitcom performances from Roseanne, John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, and Sara Gilbert.

This show gave a perspective of a low income family during the 1980s, something that we did not see at the time. How they faced all kinds of troubles and they battled through them all, even if they were fighting with each other along the way.

The last couple of seasons of Roseanne was considerably down from the first five or six years. The final season with the Connors winning the lottery was just so opposite what this show was supposed to be.

Blackout Poem

I assigned a blackout poem to my creative writing class and I did one as an example. I thought it sounded fun, and I did like it, but I was surprised how tough it was. Here is the poem…

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Overrated

Underrated

Vividly isolated

Happy

Sitting around a candle. freezing

Painstakingly planned

Comfort of an environmental impact

Cool

It’s beautiful!

Surprise!

Time collects magical fun!

Enchanting.

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…and here was the story I used to black out.

Task S1 E1

Spoilers

“Crossings”

I was able to watch the new crime mini-series on HBO Max starring Mark Ruffalo. I had been pretty interested in this since I heard about it.

Ruffalo played Tom Brandis, an FBI agent and former priest. Brandis was on leave because of a family tragedy. He was brought in to lead a task force to try and stop a group of violent thieves.

Tom Pelphrey played Robbie Prendergast, who was one of the thieves in the group Brandis is chasing.

The initial part of the episode was a little slow as we are introduced to all the characters. The second half of the episode was much better and was very intense and anxiety-ridden.

I am interested to see the next episode. I do love Mark Ruffalo but this episode was a little slow for my taste. I will be watching on Sunday night for now.

Only Murders in the Building S5 E1, E2, E3

SPOILERS

“Nail in the Coffin”

“After You”

“Rigor”

I am so happy that Only Murders in the Building is back with their fifth season already. Where most streaming shows take 2-3 years in-between seasons, OMitB is back just over a year from season four.

The show n Hulu kicked off by dropping the first three episodes of the new season and I absolutely loved them.

Episode one had a lot of stuff going down as we started laying the breadcrumbs for the fifth season’s mystery. Longtime doorman Lester was found dead in the fountain at the Arconia. However, the police have dubbed it an accidental death, a fact that made Charles, Oliver and Mabel both unhappy and suspicious.

As it turned out, there are some really big questions about what happened to Lester.

  • Was it the mob? We know the wife of the missing mobster Nicky “The Neck” Caccimelio came to try and higher the crew last season to find her missing husband.
  • Nicky ends up dead at the local laundromat which begs the question… why are there never any employees at this laundromat?
  • There are corrupt cops involved as they are reporting Nicky’s death as they are told.
  • A finger showed up in the leftover shrimp from the wedding. We find out whose finger it is at the end of episode three. Jay Pflug, billionaire.
  • The mysterious speak easy room beneath the Arconia is where the three billionaires meet. Very curious for Logan Lerman, Christoph Waltz and Renée Zellweger, who play these billionaires.

The second episode gives us a whole backstory for Lester the doorman and showed us how he got wrapped up in the mob. This wrapped the history of the Arconia with the entire cast. Lester did the actual narration as well, flashing back eerily to scenes from the first episode.

We got a glimpse into the personal issues of our main trio for this season. Mabel seemed happy with her life, but an old friend moving into the Arconia appeared to challenge her thoughts. Charles is afraid that he is going to die alone and it manifested itself as the dead body of Nicky talking to him. And Oliver has guilt over the way he treated Lester and is beginning to see his own negative traits.

I laughed out loud multiple times in episodes 1 and 3. The show is extremely funny and wonderfully written. Episode two had moments too but it was more of the intriguing backstory.

Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez are amazing together and they carry this show. The writing is so good too. This is one of the best shows around and I am so pleased that it is back.

Daily Countdown: TV Show #93

#93

Schmigadoon!

Apple TV + has its first show in the top 100 with the musical parody Schmigadoon!. Two seasons with two different types of musicals. Season one was much like the Oklahoma type of musical (based upon the 1947 movie Brigadoon) and the second one was based on Chicago or Sweeney Todd.

The show starred Keegan-Michael Key and Cecily Strong, as Josh and Melissa. Some of the other actors appearing on the show were Fred Armisen, Alan Cumming, Dove Cameron, Ariana DeBose, Jane Krakowski, Martin Short, Tituss Burgess, Kristin Chenoweth, Jamie Camil, and Aaron Tveit.

Season one was directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. Season two directed by Alice Mathias and Robert Luketic.