The TV Week That Was

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Image result for twin peaks episode 13 earlier timeGood evening everyone.  I only have about an hour and half to get this done before Twin Peaks starts.  This week, the 13th episode of the Showtime series will be shown at 7 PM Central time.  I assume this will be the same going forward fro the remaining six episodes of the event series.  It should be plenty of time to finish up this column, but I do have to stay focused.  By the way, I am ready to make my random prediction that Twin Peaks: The Return is going to end with Amanda Seyfried’s character in the last scene, wrapped in plastic.   I believe that they will be ending this series with the same image that they began the original series, except with it being Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic.  I have no knowledge of anything but if that happens, remember where you heard it first.

Image result for herr starr preacher tv showI caught up on Preacher this week, seeing the previous two week’s episodes.  We got the introduction to a new villain last week in Herr Starr.  Herr Starr is involved in the white suited people intending to protect the lineage of Jesus.  We see how much of a horrible man Herr Starr is despite being an agent for Christianity.  The way he became the final combatant for the job was to shoot the other applicant instead of the target (for target practice).  I do like the introduction of this character and I am looking forward to seeing him interact with our main cast.  However, I was not a fan of the sub plot of this episode where Tulip was having some kind of PTSD from her interaction with the Saint of Killers.  That felt pretty forced considering what we have seen of Tulip of the first season and half of the show.

Image result for shinsuke vs. CenaTuesday we got a great match on Smackdown, with major implications for SummerSlam.  John Cena and Shinsuke Nakamura faced each other with the winner being declared the #1 contender for Jinder Mahal’s WWE Championship.  In what would have to be considered a bit of an upset, Nakamura defeated Cena cleanly after delivering a devastating back suplex and the Kinshasa.  I was truly hopeful that Cena was okay after the suplex because the landing was extremely ugly, but he seemed to be okay.  After the match you can see Shinsuke approach Cena and mouth “I’m sorry” and Cena responded with “Don’t be sorry” and a handshake.

Image result for manhunt unabomberI saw the debut of the new Discovery true crime series, Manhunt: Unabomber.  The series is an eight episode show presented in a scripted format, much like the People vs. OJ from last year.  The show included double time lines, following the pre-investigation by the FBI and the attempt to then get a confession from Unabomber Ted Kaczynski.  Paul Bettany played the bomber in the show.  It does a good job of showing how profiling helped catch him, despite the initial belief that the Unabomber was an uneducated airport employee.  I enjoyed the first two part night and look forward to fining out more about the series as it progresses.

Related imageAnd we also continued to find out more about how H.H. Holmes is Jack the Ripper.  American Ripper has yet to show me much of anything outside of some weird coincidences between the two serial killers.  There did appear to be some close ties with the way Holmes killed to the final death of the Ripper. Still, much of the show feels like a stretch to me.  True crime seems to be everywhere these days, and as long as they continue to be interesting, I think that is as good as any other genre to see.

Image result for the sinner usa networkUSA Network debuted its new summer event series called The Sinner, starring Jessica Biel.  The show introduces us to Cora Tannetti, a young mother whose marriage seems to be strong.  Cora, however, has something going on.  At the beach, she sees a young couple kissing passionately and she takes a knife and brutally stabs the man multiple times in the neck and face, killing him.  The show gives us no reason or motive for the attack and it devastates her family.  However, Detective Harry Ambrose, played by Bill Pullman, wants to know what the motive was.  The show really grabs you with that brutal, violent attack and makes you engaged with the mystery at the center of the show.

Image result for gong show shaving creamI just love the Gong Show.  It has become one of my favorite hours of television of the week.  This week we had four different acts receive a perfect 30 from the judges, which makes up for the lack of any good acts from the week before.  I look forward to the proper sing-a-long all week long, something I never expected when I first realized that they would be singing Shaving Cream each week.  I would miss it terribly if they didn’t sing it one week (thanks Albert!).  We also had Megan Fox this week!  Plus Andy Samburg.  Not sure how many more weeks The Gong Show will be around, but I will be enjoying each and every one ABC gives me.

Image result for whose line is it anyway macchioWhose Line is it Anyway moved to Thursday, so I had to flip back and forth between it and the Battle of the Network Stars.  I prefer that to Mondays though since there are way too many shows on Mondays to watch.  This week we had Ralph Macchio of Karate Kid fame make a guest star appearance on the improv show.  Interestingly enough, this week also saw the announcement of a new Karate Kid series, starring Macchio, on YouTube Red.

Bill Maher returned form vacation and jumped with both feet back into Real Time on HBO.  Maher’s first guest was former Vice President Al Gore, there to promote his new movie, An Inconvenient Sequel.  Maher also brought out a Barack Obama imitator during his New Rules segment to prove to the Republicans that they would not be okay if Obama had said some of the same things that Donald Trump has said.  This was hilarious.

 

Made in plenty of time.  Tonight continues to be busy as I need to watch Twin Peaks, the Dodgers-Mets game on ESPN, Family Feud, 100,000 Pyramid and the new Rick and Morty.  Sundays are a great night of TV.

Happy Viewing!

Detroit

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Powerful.  Painful.  Difficult to watch.  Impactful.

Kathryn Bigelow, the director of Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty, has now completed her third true story to film, as she tells a story set during the Detroit race riots of 1967.  This is a period of time that I am unfamiliar with, so I entered Detroit without any preconceived expectations.

But here is the thing that I think the film has misrepresented about itself.  Honestly, I do not think that the movie is about the Detroit riots.  This film is centered about the events that happened at the Algiers Motel on one night during the Detroit riots.  Because the riots are in the background, there had to be attention paid to them, but the film’s main story beat certainly occurs during the second act when the Algiers Motel comes into play.

Historically, the Detroit Police responded to someone firing a gun from the Algiers Motel (according to the film, the gun was actually a starter’s pistol) and a small group of Detroit policemen took the motel’s residents and lined them up against the wall and basically attempted to torment and torture them into a confession.

Because there was such a group of individuals involved in this movie, the first act does play as jumbled, because each of these characters needed to be introduced and their reasons for arriving at the Algiers needed to be covered.  Add to this the necessary background information on the riots that was presented in the first act, it is no wonder why the first act feels clunky, especially when compared to the tension filled and kick in the stomach that is the second act.

The cast is amazing.  Each actor in this film brings perhaps their best work ever.  John Boyega, whom despite the trailers is not the main character, brings such a richness to the character of Dismukes.  He was a security guard who approached the National Guard and wound up following along after the “sniper” shooting.  You can see how Boyega has to walk a tight rope between what he sees happening and being able to justify in his head why it is being done.  He believes that the police are on the side of the law, but it is clear that he had issues with some of the tactics.

Another stellar cast member is Gotham’s Jerome, Will Poulter.  Poulter plays the main Detroit racist cop who does such tremendously violent and cruel things, despite believing what he was doing was the right thing.  Poulter was terrifying and was as frightening as any horror movie monster.  You have a visceral reaction to the man and you just wish someone would step up and stop him from doing the heinous things he was doing.  I think this was a potential Oscar worthy performance.

If I had to pick, Algee Smith would be the character that would be considered the main character as his story has the most consistent through line through all three acts.  Smith played Larry, an up and coming singer whose big break with Motown was ruined because of the riots.  This is a character that you see have the most development and the one to whom the story has the most effect.

There are plenty of other strong to great performances here including Jacob Latimore (from Sleight), Ben O’Toole, Jack Reynor, Anthony Mackie, LOST’s own Walt- Malcolm David Kelley, Hannah Murray, Kaitlyn Dever and Nathan David Jr.

That second act just busts you in the gut.  You feel uncomfortable and helpless.  Bigelow successfully places you as the audience in the place of the people being tortured by the cops, and you can’t help but feel not only empathy, but a weakness, a helplessness.  It is palatable.

One of the things that hit me personally was how there were so many other people involved in this situation, whether it was John Boyega’s character or National Guard officers who looked at the situation, realized that what was going on was excessive or downright wrong, but none of them did anything about it.  They had several scenes of these other members of law enforcement literally turning away and saying that this was “Detroit police’s case.”  They did not want to get involved.  They did not want to get their hands dirty and, because no one was willing to step up and say the process of what was happening was wrong, innocent people wound up dead.  It was very frustrating as a viewer who wanted the story to turn out okay.

Now, I do not think this is a perfect movie.  In fact, I would venture to say that the first and third acts of this movie were, at best, okay.  I think they both suffer in retrospect because the second act was so compelling and so suspenseful that the resolution just does not, or cannot, match it.  Yes, I know that there was only so much you could do at the end since this was a true story, but the presentation of that end was nowhere near as captivating as what had come before it.  There was also a strange animated beginning of the film that, seemed fine at the time, but now doesn’t fit with the rest of the movie.  Honestly, I do not remember much about the animation, so it did not do its job.

This is a powerful movie that made me question why people can be so cruel simply because of a surface difference like skin color.  The film clearly connects to the world that we live in today as well, as this is a big theme of the film.  However, it is not just a “blame the cops” piece.  One of my favorite moments of the late second act was when Larry had been released and he was running, injured and bleeding, through the streets of Detroit, he stumbled across another Detroit police officer who was shocked at what had happened to him and helped him to the hospital.  There was nothing about his skin color.  He was just an injured man who needed help and this officer helped him.  This small moment of humanity is Bigelow’s way of showing that not every police officer was a racist piece of crap.  It just happened that the three main Detroit cops in this story were horrible people, but that was not them all.  I really appreciated that scene.

This is most likely another film that I will not watch again, but I was glad that I saw.  It made me think and it hit me with powerful emotions like a sledgehammer.  You should definitely see Detroit because it challenges your thoughts and perceptions of the world.

4.5 stars

 

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Most importantly, the ballot for the 2017 EYG Hall of Fame is up and active on the front page of the website.  We have a good list of potential HoF inductees again this year with people like Steve Irwin,  Stephen King, Josh Gates, and Billy Nye, characters such as King Kong, The Joker, Dick Tracy, Iron Man, C3PO/R2D2, BB-8, and Frankenstein’s Monster, movies and TV shows including The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Wizard of Oz, Game of Thrones, The Six Million Dollar Man, Jeopardy and SNL, and other various items including the flux capacitor (from Back to the Future), Starlog Magazine, Mad Magazine, ghosts, Barbie, NASA, the Rubik’s Cube and YouTube.  Your votes do count and you may vote as many times as you would like until the poll ends on September 19th (Talk Like A Pirate Day).  I only ask that you vote responsibly. Do not just sit and vote over and over again to unbalance the poll.  You want to vote multiple times…please do so.  Just keep it in mind to be reasonable.

I am trying to continue to write the “classic” reviews but I do not want to just do reviews of all my favorite former films.  That was why I did Batman and Robin.  I want to try and space out those all-time greats (Princess Bride, Raiders, Star Wars, etc) so it doesn’t just look like the best of the best.  Any suggestions?  Next week, Bonnie and Clyde will be shown at Cinemark and I might make my way to see and review that one.  The Princess Bride is going to be shown in October at Cinemark, so I will probably hold off with that film until then.  If you haven’t guessed, The Princess Bride is my favorite film of all time.

I’m hoping to get to Detroit either tomorrow or early next week.  School will be starting up again very soon, so the time available is going to shorten.  I have a lot of curriculum to get ready for school as well.

I am so excited for It in September.  I hope that I am not disappointed in the film.  The trailers have looked just tremendous.  It is right near the top of my most anticipated remaining films of the year.  I would say that Thor: Ragnarok is number one right now and It is probably number two.  Others include Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Justice League, Annabelle: Creation, The Hitman’s Bodyguard, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, The Battle of the Sexes, Blade Runner 2049,.

I am not looking forward to Flatliners.  That reboot just looks dumb and unnecessary.  Maybe I am wrong.

I love the Gong Show.  It’s just surreal fun with some of the silliest to stupidest things you’ll ever see on TV.  Last year, I loved ABC’s reboot of the Match Game and this year, The Gong Show.

I am a Dodger fan and as of my writing today, they have won 43 of their last 50 games.  That is just insane.  I also just about peed myself when they made the big deal at the trading deadline and brought in Yu Darvish.  It was like the head office is all-in as well.  The Dodgers have not won the World Series since 1988, the year of Orel Hershsier and Kirk Gibson’s home run.  I will never forget that home run moment.  One of the greatest baseball moments in my life.

Okay, that will do it.  Remember, cast those votes for the EYG Hall of Fame.  Every vote matters.

Kidnap

We have a new entry into the film genre of “so bad it is good.”

Kidnap is an extremely stupid, completely implausible, and frustratingly silly movie that is actually quite fun to watch.  It’s not a good movie, but it appeals to the crowds who like a bad “B” movie that you can laugh at and wonder why these lame characters make the choices that they make.

Halle Berry plays Karla Dyson, a recently separated wife who takes her son Frankie (Sage Correa) to the park for some mother-son fun time, only to have him taken by two lowlifes.  Karla sees this, and, like a woman possessed, pursues the kidnappers relentlessly through the streets of New Orleans, bystanders be damned.

Nothing will satisfy the onslaught of the maternal instinct overwhelming Halle Berry in Kidnap, except for the immediate return of her son.  Honestly, I think that if this woman was in hot pursuit of me, I would have tossed the kid out and left to fight another day.

Halle Berry says in the film, “You took the wrong kid!” and that is without debate.

The action scenes in this film are edited terribly.  In these scenes, there are so many rapid cuts that it is almost impossible to tell what is going on.  There is one scene, in particular, in a tunnel that appears to be moving in slow motion.

Things happen in this film that can not possible happen.  Halle Berry is a great driver and her minivan has to be the most kick ass minivan ever constructed, because that thing takes so much punishment and just keeps on running.  Plus, she would be able to pull over, but then almost immediately find the kidnappers once again.  She was amazing in her trailing abilities.

Of course, I kept on wondering why she didn’t do certain things.  I don’t know how many times she had a weapon in her hands only to put it down for no apparent reason and never return to it.  These kidnappers also seemingly gave her ample opportunities to stop them, but she never took advantage of it.

At one point, the kidnappers had indicated that they had a knife at the throat of Frankie, and then a few minutes later as the car drove directly beside the minivan, held that same knife out of the window, exposing his entire arm.  One swerve would have crushed his arm and caused him to lose that knife easily.  Instead, she does not take that action.

Later Halle is in the kidnappers’ home with a shotgun, lays it down to call 9-1-1, and leaves it on the counter.  Um… don’t leave it there.  It was the kidnappers’ gun, they might be able to use it on you later.

There is also a situation where an attack dog chases Halle into the water, but then just kind of disappears.  The dog literally is never seen again after this.

And anyone who happens to get in the kidnappers’ or Halle’s way are either dying or having their car crushed.  There are so many innocent bystanders that pay the price here that it is amazing that the police aren’t out in full riot gear trying to stop both of these forces of nature.

Halle Berry is probably the best thing here, but she overacts throughout and the dialogue is laughable.  The action is poorly shot and edited.  There are so many times that I found myself thing… “why doesn’t she just do this?” that it became annoying.  This is another film that could be a great RiffTrax Live film, because, even though it is a terrible movie, it was kind of fun.

2 stars

The Dark Tower

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YouTube personality John Campea tweeted out, about The Dark Tower, that the movie wasn’t as good as he had hoped, and was not as bad as he feared.  That is about the perfect description of the new Stephen King adaptation starring Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey.

The Dark Tower is a series of novels written by King that has been rumored to be adapted into some form or another for years now.  Sony has finally settled on a feature length film, after considering several options.

In the film, young boy Jake (Tom Taylor) has dreams of another realm where the heroic gunslinger Roland (Elba) is protecting the life-sustaining tower from the evil Man in Black (McConaughey).  The Man in Black is trying to bring the tower down which would open up the world to monster from outside the universe.  These dreams lead Jake to be seen as a troubled, if not mentally unbalanced, young boy.

When Jake finds a portal to the other world, he realizes that his dreams were more realistic than he imagined and it placed Jake on the path to an attempt to prevent the apocalypse.

I really liked the first part of this film.  The set up with Jake and his escape from the Men in Black’s forces and having to try to figure out what to do was really enjoyable.  I liked the performance of Tom Taylor and I was buying into the story at that point.

Unfortunately, the film could not maintain that level of excitement from me as the film felt too rushed and crammed together.  You get that when you try to take material from an eight book series and include it into a movie of 95 minutes.  So much of the film felt flat and unsatisfying.  I am not someone who has read the book series, and I believe that those people who have read the books would really dislike what was given to the audience in this movie.

Both Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey are decent in their roles.  Elba as the Gunslinger has some background given to him, but not enough to really flesh him out.  Roland is on a revenge story to kill the Man in Black, and it is touched on, but I could have used more than what we got.  And the Man in Black really was basically just an evil villain, without any real motivation or desires.  That is okay, but I have always preferred a little more depth to my villains.  Still, the pair of them do a decent job in the film.

I disliked the ending sequence of the film.  I thought it was extremely anticlimactic and disappointing.  The final battle between Roland and the Man in Black was not the greatest film battle ever on the screen and it should have been considerably more.

One of the problems of the scene was how much it was based on the Gunslingers’ motto, which, to me, was difficult to understand.  It was as follows:

I do not aim with my hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand. He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun. He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.

And I just don’t know what that means or why I should take it to heart.  Perhaps I needed more background knowledge of the Gunslingers to understand the meaning of this quote, but “I kill with my heart”?  And the whole “forgotten the face of his father” makes little sense outside of a nice piece of alliteration.  What does it mean to have forgotten the face of your father?  With that such a prevalent motto in the third act, I would have liked more context as to why this motto is so important.

The mythos of this film is touched upon, but there feels like much more has been omitted than included, and this is a problem.  If we had more information on the Gunslingers or the Man in Black or the tower or the monsters outside or any number of things, we would care more about what happens in the film.  Unfortunately, there is only so much that they can cover in 95 minutes.  The Dark Tower feels like something that should have been a multi-episode Netflix series to properly cover the mythology and develop the characters effectively.  Sadly, that is not what we got.

Having said all that, the film could be worse.  I liked the performances of the three main actors and the action was fine.  The story was simple and straightforward and the film moves briskly.  Too briskly?  Yes, but if you head into The Dark Tower with limited expectations, you can have some fun with it.  If you are hoping that this will be the next big Hollywood franchise and sustain film after film of  action, you may be disappointed.

3 stars

 

The Lovers

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Infidelity is explored in the new film, The Lovers, directed by Azazel Jacobs and starring Debra Winger and Tracy Letts.

Mary (Debra Winger) and Michael (Tracy Letts) are a long married couple who are both involved in serious affairs.  Mary and Michael go through the motion of their marriage without any love or passion, making up excuses so they can see their individual lovers.  However, an unexpected spark between Mary and Michael ignites their passion within the marriage, leading to an unexpected “affair” of the spouses.

There is no doubt that The Lovers is charming.  Both Debra Winger and Tracy Letts bring their best in the film that depends completely on the chemistry between the leads.  It was sad to see them sleepwalking through their lives and when they find their way together, the film seemed to take off.

That is why I was not a fan of the end of the film.  Without spoiling it, the end of the film seemed to me to take away from the narrative of the film.  It made both Mary and Michael into hypocrites and people I did not like.

Neither of the other partners are likeable at all.  Lucy (Melora Walters) is downright kooky, whereas Robert (Aidan Gillen) was about as milquetoast as you can get.  I didn’t want either of these characters involved int he story at all.

It plays as a condemnation on the state of marriage in today’s world, but I don’t think that is truly the case.  I think it is more of a suggestion that neither Michael or Mary are very good people and the film examines what happens when these types of individuals become connected in marriage.

The performances are strong here, but I found the message to be muddled and I am not certain I took what the director wanted me to take from the film. The Lovers was a decent enough watch, but it was not as satisfying as I thought it might have been.

2.85 stars

Colossal

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Colossal was another movie that I missed while it was in theaters this year.  I had a chance to see it because it was here for one week, but the schedule just did not play out.  Fortunately, it arrived on iTunes and I had a chance to rent it.  And I was so very happy that I did.

Gloria (Anne Hathaway) has had her share of trouble, with her boyfriend who tossed her out to alcohol.  So she decided to move back to her hometown where she ran into her childhood friend Oscar (Jason Sudeikis).  Oscar owned his father’s old bar and he offered Gloria a job as a waitress, as well as providing her with some helpful items to live on.

Business starts to boom as the bar is filled with people wanting to watch the news coverage of the giant monster attacking Seoul, South Korea.  It is not too long after the first attack that Gloria comes to the realization that she was somehow, mysteriously connected to these monster attacks.

This film really took the giant monster genre and turned it on its ear.  It is very original and creative, and it embraces the weirdness of the story.  It makes me think a bit about similarities with the Marvel Comics title Monsters Unleashed.  Anne Hathaway is great in the role of Gloria, really bringing out the uncertainty of the situation as well as the understanding of the dangers that she is responsible for.  Gloria has a distinct character arc through the film, struggling with her own inner demons at first and having that guilt and responsibility lead her to make decisions that she had to make.

Jason Sudeikis was just as wonderful here.  Though there were comedic elements to the role of Oscar, the film takes a dark turn and Sudeikis handles the sinister twist with a deft touch.  You understand why he does what he does and how the life that he had to live forced him to make the decisions he makes.

This movie was unexpectedly deep.  Looking at the trailer and the advertising for the film, it seemed like a fun monster movie.  I did not expect to have as well developed and interesting character and situations that was shown here.

The film takes a definite turn to the dark side about midway through, which was went the idea of the film switched from a monster movie to a movie dealing with alcoholism and abusive relationships.  Gloria had been through plenty of trouble in her life, but this is the chance for her to redeem herself.

There are several genres blended into this film, and Colossal does that better than most.   Usually when there are a lot of genres and tones in the film, it is a mess, but this film manages them beautifully.  Nacho Vigalondo, the film’s director/writer, juggles those in just the right manner.  It never feels jarring when the film shifts gears, even when it does so drastically.

I found myself rooting hard for Gloria to get through the events of Colossal and a big part of that is because of the strong performance from Anne Hathaway.  Hathaway fit the part perfectly and she really brought a heroic note to a character that started off fairly unlikable.

Though I do not want to spoil anything, I will say that the conclusion to the movie was spot on.  I thought the ending was wonderful and really showed the advancement of Gloria’s character.

I really enjoyed Colossal, and I wish I had been able to see it while it was in the theaters.  Fortunately, I caught it on iTunes, but I imagine that the larger screen would have made an even greater difference in the film.   This one was a lot of fun.

4.4 stars

 

Carrie (1976)

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This weekend sees the debut of Stpehn King’s The Dark Tower in theaters so I figured I would add one of the greatest King adaptations to the list of Classics reviewed here.

Carrie starred Sissy Spacek in the title role of a sad, put upon high school girl, who finally gets asked to the prom.  Problem is, Carrie is being set up by the mean kids.

Kids can be really cruel, and they think and do some of the meanest things just for the laughs of it.  And they can target the weaker and the different.

However, they mess up, because Carrie was anything but weak.

She was a telekinetic.  That means that she can move objects with her mind and I have always believed that TK is one of the most powerful of all super powers.  And Carrie turns this film on its head with her TK powers, changing the movie from a psychological horror movie to a revenge story.

Piper Laurie is utterly brilliant as the overbearing religious mother Margaret White.  She was just as cruel as the high school kids, but in a different way.  Locking Carrie in the closet was a terrifying scene, and Margaret earns her end.  Piper Laurie, who would eventually be on Twin Peaks, received an Oscar nomination for her role.  She was chilling.

There is a great cast around these other awesome actors.  John Travola, William Katt, Amy Irving, Betty Buckley all have important roles and have great performances here.  Brian DePalma directed the adaptation, creating some iconic imagery that continues to be a horrifying look at high schoolers and their lives.

There was a remake of Carrie a few years ago, but it was a basic reshoot of the original done with lesser performances.

This is one of the best horror films of the 1970s and arguably the best Stephen King adaptation to date.

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Wakefield

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Have you ever felt trapped inside your own life?  In the film Wakefield, Bryan Cranston explores that very theme by taking a step outside and looking within.

Howard Wakefield (Bryan Cranston) is a successful businessman with a beautiful wife Diana (Jennifer Garner) and a perfect family home.  However, there are signs that not everything is right.  Howard is very jealous of any attention Diana receives from other men, but he plays it off as a game that the couple plays, ignoring the trouble within their marriage.  One evening, Howard returns home from work and finds himself in the attic of his carriage house garage, staring out a window at his house.  This view gives Howard a new insight into the life that he had.  He stays hidden in that attic for months, scavenging at night for food, as he grows more isolated by the day.

Bryan Cranston is very good in this role, carrying most of the movie with his performance and his internal monologue.  Howard Wakefield is not the most likeable character, but you can relate to him because of Cranton’s excellent work.  Cranston shows you the isolation, first the figurative isolation he felt while in the marriage- a feeling that was suffocating him- and then the literal isolation he imposed upon himself in the attic.  You see how his new life of “freedom” reinvigorated him while the glances at his old life through the window maintained an anchor in case he wanted to return.

This movie was adapted by writer-director Robin Swicord from a 2008 short story by E.L. Doctorow, and Swicord does a lot with a minimal approach, depending on the skills of Cranston to carry most of the film.  Swicord avoids many of the cliches that you might expect from this, especially at the end, which was both infuriating and perfect.

Wakefield is an intricate character study of a man in midlife crisis who takes drastic action.  The performance of Bryan Cranston is the main reason to see this movie.  Some might find the film dull, but the “Rear Window”-like quality allows the audience to watch along with Howard in deciding exactly what his life is like.  You feel the isolation and the feeling of being lost from him, despite seemingly having it all.

3.9 stars

Batman and Robin (1997)

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This was my least favorite movie for a long time.  Then Movie 43 came along and took its place, but that does not mean that this travesty is not still one of the worst movies ever created.

Joel Schumacher directed this turd and helped kill the Batman franchise.  After the series had been resurrected by 1989’s Batman, this, the fifth of the series, drove the nails into the coffin.  The only benefit of this is that it forced the WB to put this franchise aside until Christopher Nolan came back to the Dark Knight trilogy.

Again, this is not an excuse for why this sucked so badly.  It is just a fact.

George Clooney took over the Batman suit (fresh with bat nipples) from Val Kilmer.  He was hamstrung by the tone of the film.  The Batman series had been moving back toward the camp that the 1989 Batman left behind.  The Batman from the sixties had its detractors and the image of the character from the comics was very dark.  With the comedic tone and the campiness of the new film, Batman and Robin started in trouble.

Then, things were just went so badly.  Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze was a terrible choice.  Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy?  Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl (who was Alfred’s niece)?  A script that was so crammed full of horrid dialogue and ice puns that you could not stand it.  A Bat credit card (how does that work in the first place?)  Bat ice skates?

The whole Alfred is sick storyline was nothing but a way to force Batgirl into our world.  Chris O’Donnell played Robin as if he needed a slap across the face.

There was product placement galore.  Some of the worst examples of product placement in any movie (maybe better than the Transformers, but.. hey what isn’t?)

Oh… and Bane.  Well, maybe I really don’t have to go into how terrible this version of Bane was.

This version of Batman was too jokey to be taken seriously and too stupid to be funny.  The neon colors are vomit inducing.  The action is poorly filmed and does not make up for the ridiculous script.

These are some actual quotes from Batman and Robin:

“Let’s kick some ice! “- Mr. Freeze

“Tonight, hell freezes over! ” – Mr. Freeze

“Hey, Freeze. The heat is on.” -Batman

“You’re not sending ME to the COOLER!” – Mr. Freeze

“Chicks like you give women a bad name.” -Batgirl

“Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I’ll turn you into mulch!” -Mr. Freeze

“It’s the hockey team from hell!”  -Robin

“I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.” -Robin

 

There were actually a bunch more Mr. Freeze lines that could have been included here, but you get the idea.

I’ve talked about this piece of crap for too long already.  If there was any doubt, this one is …

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The TV Week That Was

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Welcome back all.  This was a catch up week for me as I had several days in Minneapolis at a conference and I missed several shows early in the week.

One of those shows was Twin Peaks.  With last week’s show and this week’s show, there was some really great TV.  Just a short while ago, we saw Audrey Horne!  After 12 episodes, the Twin Peaks Freaks have been getting anxious about the appearance of the Queen.  There has been a ton of speculation that Audrey was Richard’s mother and that she may have had Richard after being sexually assaulted by Evil Coop… but none of that fit with tonight.  Tonight, Audrey was yelling at her husband, some guy we find out is named Charlie, whom she has some kind of contract with.  And she wanted this Charlie to help her find Billy.  Billy is someone she loves.  And he was to call Tina.  It’s kind of funny that we have waited so long for Audrey to arrive only for her to be involved with a whole bunch of people that we have no idea who they are.  David Lynch messing with us again?

2010sBut there is more than Audrey.  Last week we had advancement with the Dougie situation, where he looks to be out of trouble with the gangsters at the casino (including Jim Belushi).  Something weird is going on with Sarah Palmer as she seemed to have been triggered by turkey jerky.  Ben Horne presented Sheriff Frank Truman with the key that had arrived in the mail that once was the key to Agent Cooper’s room.  We saw some progress on the Blue Rose case.  Dr. Jacoby continues to hock golden shovels and Nadine is still listening.  We found some Bobby Briggs family drama with Shelly and their daughter Becky.

There are only six more episodes of Twin Peaks: The Return.  What is going to happen?

Image result for New Day new smackdown champsAnother event I missed last week was the latest PPV from the WWE, Battleground.  This was a Smackdown Live event and I have to congratulate one of my favorite teams, The New Day, in winning the Smackdown Tag Team Championship in a very enjoyable match verses the Usos.  In the match, Xavier Woods was fantastic.  Many times, Woods has been made to look like the weakest link of the New Day, but he brought his “A Game” in this match.  The other surprise on the PPV was that the Punjabi Prison Match between WWE Champion Jinder Mahal and Randy Orton, which has never been very good, turned out to be a very good championship match.  The Great Khali made an appearance to help Jinder with the win.

On Collider Video, there has been a ton of content released.  Not only is TV Talk going live as of tomorrow, but they continue to have Movie Talk, Heroes, Awesometacular, a ton of movie reviews, and Jedi Council.  But this week we had a trailer reaction that was just tremendous.  The new trailer for It was released, and Peri Nemiroff, noted horror fan, was going to do a reaction video for It.  She grabbed Josh Macuga, host of TV Talk to work with her.  Now, it is well known that Macuga hates horror movies and is easily scared.  Lately, they have been making Macuga watch these scary videos and play some horror VR games.  The trailer reaction by Macuga and Nemiroff is hilarious.

 

Image result for rick and morty season three premiereReturning tonight on Cartoon Network is Rick and Morty.  First they will broadcast the season three premiere which was originally shown earlier this year, and then we will get season three, episode two.  The third season has been highly anticipated by the fans of the series for a couple of years.  It has been pushed back to make sure it is done properly.  Rick and Morty is one of the funniest animated shows on television and it is good to have it back.

Related imageLots of fun on ABC this week.  We had a $150,000 winner on Pyramid.  The Gong Show continued to be silly fun, and we kept singing “Shaving Cream” as a proper sign-a-long.  Celebrity Family Feud brought us Louie Anderson, a former Family Feud host back to the show with his mother, who said it was her lifelong dream to be on the Feud.  The Battle of the Network Stars found us concerned over Erik Estrada getting his hair wet.  The summer fun on ABC has been wonderful.

Have a great week.  Happy viewing.

 

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

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TCM presented a showing of 1982’s comedy classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High today through Fathom Events and it gave me a chance to see the film.  Though there were several scenes that I was familiar with, I do not believe that I ever saw the entire film until today.

Fast Times was a film based on a book from then 22-year old Cameron Crowe, whom went undercover as a high school senior and wrote an expose on what he saw.  The book would become a high school comedy filled with a great cast and some real life situations that caused a stir.

There were plenty of references to drugs and to sex.  In fact, according to today’s pre-show, the film was initially rated X, until there were some cuts made to bring the rating down to R.

And you can see why the film was rated that way.  It had characters that spoke in a matter-of-fact manner about many sexual situations as well as there being plenty of nudity and simulated drug use.

However, the film was more than just that.  In fact, though most of the characters appear to be the typical stereotyped characters we have come to know from these high school movies, the Fast Times characters were actually quite well developed.  You could understand the basis for the choices these young people made and the film did not shy away a frank illustration of the youth culture of the times.

Plus, Fast Times is really funny.  Led by Sean Penn’s iconic stoner Spicoli, there are some great comedic performances here.  It was also wonderful to see the late, great Ray Walston as Spicoli’s foil, Mr. Hand.  That relationship was over-the-top, but it was sweet and surprisingly realistic. It is the type of teacher-student adversarial relationship that other films have tried to include but with which they failed miserably.

Now, Fast Times is far from perfect.  There was a decisively missing plot, as the film was really more of a series of scenes involving these characters.  The film gets away with that because these characters are so likeable, but the story structure was definitely lacking.  There were also some seriously lacking of parental figures for these kids.  Were they all just roaming around freely?

I enjoyed seeing the special presentation of Fast Times today, and I can see where many of the film’s ideas and concepts were copied and used with lesser extent in the years since.

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Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Song to Song

Song to Song

Yawn.

I had this one rented on iTunes for a while now, but the length always was an excuse.  With the rental period coming close to being up, I had to make the decision on whether or not to watch it.  I watched it.  That was the wrong choice.

Song to Song is pretentious, boring, and lacks any real sort of narrative structure that would engage anyone other than perhaps the most hoity-toity film student.

The film has a great cast in Michael Fassbender, Ryan Gosling, Rooney Mara and Natalie Portman, and their performances were fine (despite the constant whispering of the cast), but I did not care much for any of the characters involved here.

The movie felt more like a series of voice-over shorts than any sort of complex tale.  It was dull and uninspired.

Terrence Malick continues to create sleepy and dream-like films that are visually interesting to look at, but of which I have not been impressed.  Song to Song is yet another in this line.  Perhaps this fits best in a small coffeehouse with an audience of beatniks and snooty film connoisseurs.  I did not like this much at all.

1.6 stars

Rear Window (1954)

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The Alfred Hitchcock classic Rear Window is one of his best films ever.  There is something isolating about it and it brings us along to feel the anxiousness displayed by James Stewart.  We see everything happening in our own POV, knowing the truth but not exactly sure what is happening.

James Stewart plays photographer L.B. Jefferies, currently confined to a wheelchair with a broken leg, who spends his day staring out his window at the apartment complex and wondering about the lives of the people he sees.  When something strange happens in one of the windows across the way, Jefferies has his imagination run away with him… or does he?

Hitchcock creates such a great mysterious story that we try to work out at the same time as the main character.  He does it with a tremendous amount of suspense and tension.  James Stewart does a remarkable job of conveying that.

Grace Kelly is here as well, playing Lisa, Jefferies girlfriend who has been trying to get him to allow her into his life at a deeper level.  She is beautiful and it is an awesome when she joins in with Jefferies’ attempts to uncover what exactly was going on.  It showed their relationship in a strong way.

Raymond Burr played Thorwald, the neighbor whose behavior makes Jefferies think he has done something dastardly.  Burr does a great job with less, creating a wonderful antagonist for Jefferies, even though you are unsure if he has done anything wrong at all.

Rear Window is one of Hitchcock’s greatest films of all time and it holds up today.  It is am amazing film.

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Atomic Blonde

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Spy thrillers have been done many times over the years, and, fact is, there are plenty of scenes and parts of Atomic Blonde that we have seen before.

However, there are several parts of Atomic Blonde that are really good as well.

Lorraine (Charlize Theron) is a British MI6 agent sent to Berlin in 1989, just prior to the collapse of the Berlin Wall to find a list.  This specific list has the names and basic information for all of the countries double agents and spies on it and plenty of people want to get their hands on this list.

Does that sound like a familiar trope in the spy movie genre?  Ever seen that plot element before?  Yes you have.

Once Lorraine arrives in Berlin, she meets up with David Percival (James McAvoy), another agent whom wants to aid her in the attempt to recover this list.  The Russians are also after it and so… action scenes.

Yes, the plot is fairly basic, although, it does become quite convoluted here as well.  I think the film wants to be more than just an action flick, but it tried to hard to make itself into a spy thriller.  In fact, there are some things that happen in the ending of the movie that do not work, twists that feel as if they were added on for some reason.

Now, the action scenes are tremendous and Charlize Theron is magnificent as this kick ass Lorraine.  Something I really liked was that the makers of Atomic Blonde allowed Theron to look like she has been through these hellacious fights. She has bruises and scars and the signs of war that most spies and heroes in this type of movie seem to recover from without any trouble.  Showing Lorraine wearing the results of her battles really helped me believe that this woman was a bad ass and someone to reckon with.

By the way, there are many great action scenes here, and the action scene in the hallway int he third act is edge-of-the-seat dramatic.  One of the best, hardest hitting, brutal fight scenes you are going to see this year.

James McAvoy is also great in the movie, as an agent that you are never quite sure about.  Whose side is he on?  Also, Sofia Boutella arrives as Lorraine’s love interest and French spy, Delphine.  The scenes between Lorraine and Delphine are very hot, but they are also included to humanize Lorraine.  The time with Delphine is the one time that Lorraine allows herself to be normal, not constantly lying and covering up.  Honestly, there could have been more between these women, because Boutella is not used as much as you would hope.

Let’s talk music.  The film is full of great 1980s songs that I had an awesome time singing along to in my seat.  However, there were some times that I found myself more invested in the music than what was going on in the scene.  This would be an issue, so, although I did enjoy the selection of the different songs, I am not sure they were used as effectively as they could have been.  The music was not as effectively weaved into the story as it was in Baby Driver or Guardians of the Galaxy, that is for sure.

Atomic Blonde is based on a 2012 graphic novel entitled The Coldest City, and the film does feel very stylish like a graphic novel might.  With the action set pieces and the look of Theron and McAvoy, there are plenty of imagery that would appeal to action fans.  Theron is not only an action hero, but she also looks absolutely gorgeous and does most of this action in some serious heels.  The story itself is not as strong, and I do not think it can be categorized into the realm of a classic spy thriller, despite it wishing that it could.  Still, I did have fun watching the film and the action is top notch.  This is one that could have been really fantastic with a little bit of adjustment.

3.4 stars