Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

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We are diving way back to the late 1960s for our next October Horror Binge as one of the iconic films, Rosemary’s Baby, was released.  Rosemary’s Baby is a psychological thriller/horror film directed by the infamous Roman Polanski featuring Mia Farrow as Rosemary, a young woman whose pregnancy may be more than it seems.

Rosemary and Guy moved into a new apartment despite the fact that their friend Hutch attempted to dissuade them from taking it considering the questionable past of the building.  Their neighbors, Minnie and Roman Castevet, immediately thrust themselves into the couple’s lives.  When Rosemary and Guy decided to have a baby, the Castvets got involved even more with special drinks and foods.

On the night when Rosemary is planning to be impregnated, she was drugged and raped by a demonic force.  She became pregnant.

When Rosemary believed , she became desperate to try and find out the truth.

The film was very tense.  Even though we saw the rape scene, the film built it as if Rosemary was paranoid and crazy.  There was always a slight doubt.

The movie is creepy as heck and the whole Satanic stuff works in the horror genre.  This is more subtle than you think and developed a really thrill ride that makes you desperate to cheer for Mia Farrow.

It is one of the great horror movies of all time.

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The Shining (1980)

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Next up on the October Horror Binge is one of the great horror movies of all time in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining.  The Shining is based on a Steven King book, however, King was not a fan of the adaptation of this film, which is odd considering how amazing the film is.  The sequel to this movie/book, Doctor Sleep will be released later this year.

Jack Torrence (Jack Nicholson), a former teacher and current writer, moved his family, wife Wendy (Shelley Duvall) and son Danny (Danny Lloyd), to the Outlook Hotel where they are hired to take care of the hotel during the winter when it was shut down.  The isolation and frustration begins to get to Jack as he struggled to write.

Danny has a mental power known as The Shining.  Scatman Crothers played the hotel’s chef who reveals to Danny that he too has the gift.  However, Danny begins seeing flashes that suggest that there is more to the Outlook Hotel than has been revealed.

The Shining does a masterful job of creating moods.  The Outlook is a wonderful setting that not only feels massive and extensive, but also isolating and claustrophobic.  One could understand how someone could go mad from the loneliness.  Although there are some implications that Jack may not have been the ideal husband/father even before the move to the Outlook.

Jack Nicholson is tremendous as Jack Torrence and his dynamic with Shelley Duvall is creepy.  When Jack starts going off-kilter, he is scary as can be.  While the ghost tale parts of The Shining are fine, they are meant to give reason for the breakdown.  Yet, I do not think I need anything supernatural to explain why Jack flipped out.

There are some truly disturbing imagery in The Shining and the entire “redrum” stuff is what nightmares are made of.

The Shining is frightening and filled with tension.  You are never quite sure what is going to happen and that is a great thing.  This is one of the best films in the genre.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

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The first Saturday evening in October 2019 and I am continuing the October Horror Binge that I started last week while the calendar still said September.   Now that it is officially the All Hallow’s Eve month, we can resume watching those scary stories from the big screen.

Last week I had watched, for the first time, Freddy Krueger’s debut in A Nightmare on Elm Street.  This week, I skipped over #2 and went right for what is, arguably, the best film of the franchise, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.

I was a fan of the title song by Dokken, and, I have a slight memory of renting the VHS when I was younger.  This came out the year I graduated from high school and I was not a slasher film fan, but I remember renting it.  However, as I watched the film tonight, there was little about it that I remembered so it is possible that I did not pay too close of attention to the movie when I watched it back in the late 1980s.

I watched it closer tonight and I enjoyed it much more than the first time.  It was fun with the return of Nancy (Heather Langenkamp) from the first film.  There is a group of new young characters, led by a young Patricia Arquette.  Some of the acting was questionable, but for a slasher movie, they were fine.

Freddy Krueger continues to be the man when it comes to creative kills and you can see why he became an icon in the world of horror.  I’m not sure if I am going to watch any of the other Nightmares, but Dream Warriors is great.

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Joker

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Here comes yet another divisive comic book movie from DC.  There have been many cries of controversy with Todd Phillip’s rendition of Joker, with people saying that this is a “dangerous” movie and that this is a bad time in our nation’s history for a movie like this to be released.  There are people who are concerned about who maybe inspired by a Joker movie to do terrible travesties.

I do not subscribe to those ideas as I am not one to ever blame the art or the artist for what someone may interpret from it.  The biggest question, for me, is … Is the Joker a good movie?  I had heard a mixed bag from a many of the critics so I really had no idea where it would fall for me.  Then, before I was heading into the theater, I ran into a co-worker who told me that they hated the movie.  I took my seat without any idea about what I was going to see.

And I loved this movie.

Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) was a sad and damaged individual who was trying to get by in life with his job as a rental clown, trips to his therapist while taking care of his mother Penny (Frances Conroy).  It is clear from scene one that this man has a struggle with mental illness and that he is only hanging on by a thread.

It seems that one of the things that he is inflicted with is a laugh that he cannot control and that can come at the most inopportune times, particularly times of high levels of stress.

Arthur’s great wish is to become a stand-up comedian and he does what he can to make that dream a reality.   Unfortunately,  it appears that he is simply not that funny.  So one day on a train moving through Gotham City, Arthur kills three men with a gun given to him by a co-worker and events begin to spiral out of control.

Joker is a violent movie, but it is not anywhere near as violent as I had thought it would be.  Honestly, with the uproar over the social media concerns, I imagined that Joker would be much more violent and graphic.  There have been plenty of other movies more violent than Joker but those movies did not receive the scrutiny that Joker has.

The film is an in-depth character study of a man who is declining into madness and the world around him that apparently does not care.  The mental illness theme in this film comes right out of the headlines today and is probably the main reason people are uneasy over Joker.  The film does show that Joker takes those final steps into madness when he loses the ability to go to his therapist because of budget cuts.  The idea of aid for the mentally ill is vital to the story of Arthur Fleck.

As every review states, Joaquin Phoenix is brilliant as Arthur Fleck.  He is able to show you the side of this character that deserves pity and relatability without divorcing you from the fact that this is a dangerous psychopath that should not be pitied.  And at times you feel uncomfortable and maybe even a little disgusted when you can understand and relate to him.

The movie is definitely a slow burn and difficult to watch because it makes you as an audience member uncomfortable with yourself.  It does not give you a typical protagonist to cheer for and it does not provide you with the happy ever after that most movies do.  That probably shocked some people, but what do you expect when you are going to an R rated Joker movie?  Unicorns and flowers?

Watching Phoenix descend into the darkness was fascinating and seeing him transform into the Joker was amazing.  There are plenty of perfect “Joker” moments in the movie so when audiences were being warned that this was not the Joker they were used to, I think that was over exaggerating.  This was the Joker that I knew.

There are certainly many moments or scenes that borrow from Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver or King of Comedy and the feel is even more emphasized when we see Robert DeNiro playing late night TV host Murray Franklin, however, these moments felt more like an homage to those films rather than a theft of them.

Joker is disturbing, but in all the best ways.  One of the more disturbing aspects of Joker is the mother-son relationship with Arthur and Penny.  Frances Conroy is wonderfully off-kilter in this movie playing the mother of the eventual clown prince of crime.  There is an inclusion of Thomas Wayne (Brett Cullin) which I am not sure was needed.  I think this was used simply to keep the connection to Batman, despite the Caped Crusader not being in this movie.  There is a strange thing that happens at one point that makes you question the decision making process of Todd Phillips, but it pays off later in the film.  There are many moments like that so I suggest you do not get yourself into a Nerd Rage before the film ends.  Give it a chance before you hate on it.

Joker does feel like it goes maybe one scene too far at the end.  Otherwise, I feel that they conclusion of this movie is very powerful and speaks directly to the divide between the classes, as well as the fate of mentally ill people in today;s world.  The final bloody image with the Joker is perfect and puts an appropriate period on the end of the sentence.  The extra add on feels like something that could have been dropped.  It felt almost like a post credit scene that was not after the credits and tacked on at the end.

I was not sure how I was going to react to Joker.  I have always loved the character, but the negativity that I have heard made me doubt how I might react.  However, I was completely enthralled with this movie and, despite some of the smaller faults, is one of my favorite films of the year.

4.9 stars

 

Judy

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We have had a lot of biopics about music icons recently.  From Freddie Mercury to Elton John, the music industry has been a hotbed of movie subjects.

Add one more to the list with the film based on the last year of the life of Dorothy Gale herself, Judy Garland.

In an attempt to get money to provide a more secure life for her children, Judy Garland (Renee Zellweger) accepted a tour of London despite her own struggles with alcohol and medication as well as her own tragic past.

Renee Zellweger is the absolute best thing about Judy. Her performance is transformative and powerful.  I believe she has to be considered the front runner, if not the lock, for the Academy Award for Best Actress from this performance.  She brings such an emotional depth to the character, from the lows of her addictions to the highs of her performances.

The character of Judy Garland is not shown through rose-colored glasses either.  We see the bad choices and the mistakes that she makes and the consequences of those actions.  One of the stronger aspects are the series of flashbacks back to the Dorothy-aged Judy (Darci Shaw) which detail the downright abuse heaped on Judy by the movie studio and her handlers who were more concerned with the image of Judy than the actual person.  There were some shocking instances of cruelty and potentially even abuse by those in power over the young girl that you understand why Judy grew up to be such a mess.

The film had a huge tragic feel to it for much of the run time.  The life that the young girl had to live through to the challenges facing the older version who was just looking for a way to be a mother to her children were heartbreaking.  Renee Zellweger was able to remain this woman riddled with poor choices without losing the connection to the audience.  Even when her own worst behavior was her undoing, you could relate to the pain and the challenges faced by the songstress.

One of the best scenes of the film included a gay couple who had waited after a show and met Judy.  Judy was so lonely that she invited them out to dinner and wound up spending an evening with them.  It was such a lovely, emotional scene that it truly helped to humanize Judy Garland.  It also effective when the couple returns later in the film.

Speaking of later in the film, the final part of the movie was just epic.  I loved how they ended the movie and I found myself with tears in my eyes from the power of the moment.  It was both sad and tragic, while at the same time uplifting and hopeful.  It ended with such a strong couple of scenes that any other flaws that might have been in the film were brushed away.

The film may have been a slow developing one, but I was riveted the entire time.  Renee Zellweger was special in her performance and the ending scene was one of the most emotional times of the year.  Judy is a terrific biopic.

4.75 stars

Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

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Continuing to reach for October, our October Horror Binge continued today with the fictionalized film about the making of a real film.  The silent film classic Nosferatu is the film that is being used as the historical part of this historical fiction.  Shadow of the Vampire is the fictionalized version asking the question, “What if director F. W. Murnau (John Malkovich) were to use a real vampire as the lead role in his movie?”

Willem Dafoe plays Max Schreck, a real vampire playing the role of Count Orlok.  The cast and crew is told that Schreck is the consummate “method actor” and will only be seen at night and will always stay in character.   Little does the crew know that Murnau had made a deal with the vampire to give him actress Greta Schröder (Catherine McCormack) to feed upon when they were finished.  Murnau insisted that Schreck leave his crew alone and not hurt them, which was a promise that Max could not keep.

There is a lot of humor in the film.  Willem Dafoe gives a remarkable performance as Max and John Malkovich is creepy and cold, wanting only what he wants.  The fact that some people are hurt or in danger in his efforts to create the most realistic vampire movie ever really does not alter his choices.  It makes one wonder exactly which of these men were the monster.

The film is shot beautifully, taking many of the techniques of silent movies, which Nosferatu was, into effect.  The idea behind this is very creative and original.

Defoe was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in this movie.  His performance alone is good enough to watch the movie, but there is much more here than just one performance.

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Abbot & Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951)

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I guess technically, this one is not really a horror film.

You see, I loved Bud Abbot & Lou Costello when I was a kid and I wanted to do one of their movies during the time they were meeting up with the Universal Monsters.  However, I have already reviewed their most famous Monster film, Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein, so I found another one.

The Invisible Man was one of the Universal Monsters, so I figured this would work.

However, it is more of a crime drama than anything else.  Abbot & Costello are private detectives hired by an escaped felon named Tommy, a former boxer who was convicted of murder.  Tommy claimed to be innocent, and winds up taking the formula that was used by the original Invisible Man, John Griffin, to make him disappear.

The film had all the normal Abbot & Costello hi-jinks and had some great laugh-out-loud moments.  Lou Costello was a master of the reaction.  He was so funny when he saw something that scared him or surprised him.  As a team, Bud and Lou had impeccable comic timing, in both banter and physical comedy.  Even if you had seen the same routine or shtick already, you couldn’t help but laugh.  They were masters.

So, even though this film is not, technically, a horror movie, it will fall into the October Horror Binge.  Maybe it helps that it is not, technically, October yet either.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

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Another film that I had never seen before, but had seen a few isolated scenes was Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street.  This ballooned into a huge franchise with Freddy Krueger becoming one of horror’s greatest icons.

However, the start here was a bit shaky.  Some of the acting felt weaker and Freddy Krueger himself would see better days.  The story was challenging to follow and, while that is not a bad thing, it did make me uncertain exactly what was happening.

Yet, there was something about the film that spoke to me.  It had its moments of biting humor and it had the iconic scene where Johnny Depp as Glenn gets pulled into his bed and suddenly becomes a blood fountain.  Huh?

The fact that you are never quite sure what is going on is most likely part of the point.  Dreams can be very surreal and this film shows that effect.  Nancy, played by Heather Langenkamp, was being isolated by the monstrous “Fred” Krueger (I have to say, it was shocking every time someone called him Fred) and her lack of sleep continued to make the story confusing.  What exactly was happening?  Not sure if we really know.  And that ending?

Freddy revitalized the slasher genre in the 1980s with this clever work from Wes Craven and will always be one of the giants of these types of films.  While I have never been as fond of slasher type horror films as I am in other versions of the genre, I appreciate where the franchise was able to take this character and how it scared a generation of people.

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The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

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October is right around the corner and, for the month, I will be watching a series of horror films that I either have never seen before, have only seen parts of it, or haven’t seen for years.  I am starting off the October Horror Binge with one of the all-time classics of the Universal Monsters, The Bride of Frankenstein.

As I watched the movie, I realized that I have never actually seen the film before, outside of the iconic ending scene.

Boris Karloff resumed his role as the Monster and continued to show the tragic nature of this poor soul.  There is so much sadness in Karloff’s performance that you can’t help but feel for him.  The Monster simply is looking for a way to ease his pain, whether it be physical or emotional.  Everyone reacted to the Monster with fear and anger and the Monster’s response was violence.  However, those who were kind to him could make a connection.

I had no idea that the famous scene from Young Frankenstein with Gene Hackman as the blind man was actually a parody of a scene from The Bride of Frankenstein.  It was nearly impossible to watch The Bride without remembering that hilarious Mel Brooks film and Gene Hackman’s amazing work.

Directed by James Whale, The Bride of Frankenstein is a masterpiece of monster movies.  The film is quite subversive as well, with many hidden concepts that can be representative of many deeper, philosophical experiences.

It is amazing as well that the title character of the film is really barely in the film.

The first of the horror films for the October Horror Binge starting in September… is an influential and iconic film, beautifully shot with a tone of eeriness.

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The Fifth Element (1997)

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“Chicken…good!”

This is still a line that I quote on a regular basis (especially when I have some good tasting chicken) and this movie has its fair share of quotable quotes.  “Big Bada Boom,” “Leeloo Dallas Multipass,” “Anyone else want to negotiate,” and “I am a meat Popsicle.”

Luc Besson’s classic futuristic sci-fi action/comedy, The Fifth Element, is one of the great underrated films of the past 20 + years.  Bruce Willis stars as Korben Dallas and Milla Jovovich stars as Leeloo, the Fifth Element, the Ultimate Being and these two look to be having so much fun with the out-of-this-world (literally) premise.

The ultimate evil is returning to destroy the earth and the stones that are needed for the Fifth Element to stop evil are a hot property.  Being pursued by Leeloo, the Father Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm), the evil and greedy Zorg (Gary Oldman), Korben Dallas winds up smack dab in the middle of all the chaos.

The characters of this movie are as “Super green” memorable as you are ever going to find.  Gary Oldman’s Zorg is as epic of a villain as you could get.  Tiny Listen plays the President.  Chris Tucker steals every scene he is in as Ruby Rhod.

Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg, as played by the incomparable Gary Oldman, is one of the great sci-fi villains of all-time.  He elevates what could have been nothing more than cheese to brilliance.  Zorg is both humorous and sinister at the same time.  He is both a buffoon and a terror.  It is a top notch performance by one of our greatest character actors.

This is always in consideration as one of Bruce Willis’s best films.  It is certainly different than any other film he made.  He had great chemistry with Milla Jovovich and you believed that they fell in love during this adventure.

The scene with the Diva Plavalaguna and her song is one of the best scenes in a film with great scenes throughout.  Her opera song is beautiful and mesmerizing.  The character design is as wonderful as the rest of the film.  So much originality and it shines though.

The Fifth Element is one of my favorite films ever.  I was a huge fan of Bruce Willis at that time in his career and this is a classic.

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Abominable

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The new DreamWorks animated movie came out this weekend and it features a Yeti trying to get back to his home on Mount Everest before he is caught and dissected by some evil businessman.

Agents of SHIELD’s Chloe Bennet voices Yi, a teenager who finds the Yeti on the rooftop of her building.  Yi, sad over the death of her father, would go to the roof to play her violin and, little did she know, this Yeti was hiding out there.

The Yeti, which Yi calls Everest, bonds with the girl and, along with her friends, Jin (Tenzing Norgay Trainor) and Peng (Albert Tsai). she tries to help Everest find his way home.

While I enjoyed the movie, there was just something about it that felt as if the film was trying too hard.  I’m not sure what it was, but, despite there literally being plenty of it in the actual storyline, the film felt as if it were missing some magic.

Everest was revealed to have some kind of magical mystical powers that, apparently, get stronger the closer he gets to Mount Everest.  Maybe I just did not accept that premise or maybe I had never associated magic with Yetis before, but it just seemed to be a weakness in the storytelling.

The animation was beautiful with the shots of nature and the Himalayas, but the characters were anything but original.  I did like how the characters were Chinese and were very much fully fleshed out.  This was a co-production between DreamWorks and China’s Pearl Studio and I enjoyed the change.

I also enjoyed the twist of the character reveal that caught me off-guard.  It seemed as if the villains were fairly typical and then something happens that makes you look at them in a different light.  I don’t want to spoil it, but I did like the unexpected shift.

I do think this is a decent family film that kids will love and that parents will not hate.  That is a success, because the target audience is certainly the children.

As for me, despite what I felt was something lackluster at times, there was enough here to enjoy what I saw.  The film has some nice animation, a sweet story and a twist in a character that was unexpected.  Despite the flaws, Abominable was a solid animated movie and worth the 90+ minutes.

3.5 stars 

Haunt

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Haunt is a low budget horror movie recently released that I found on Vudu.  I had heard online critic Chris Stuckmann praise it as a really solid haunted house movie and so I figured I would give it a try.

Produced by Eli Roth, Haunt turned out to be a decent horror film that provided some serious scares and some well earned moments of fear.

A group of friends get together on a Halloween night and they decide to go to a haunted house.  The haunted house turns out to be very extreme and, eventually, turns deadly.  As they struggle to find their way to freedom, the “actors” in the haunted house reveal their true motivation.

Katie Stevens played Harper, the main protagonist of the group of friends.  She has a back story that gets interwoven into the story that is being told with the haunted house in a very effective manner.  Stevens performs her role well, truly emoting the fear and panic that is gripping her character.  Still, I like how Harper does not become a cowering victim.  She is a kick ass female and steps up when she needed to.

Scott Beck and Bryan Woods direct the movie and they do an admirable job in what is clearly a low-budget film.  They are able to create some serious tension and anxiety among the viewers with some real scares.  They do not depend on the jump scares that are prevalent in the horror genre these days.  Instead, each scare feels earned and natural.

With Halloween right around the corner, Haunt is a great addition to the haunted house genre and uses the tropes in creative and engaging manners.  It is creepiness at its finest.

3.8 stars

Ad Astra

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Ad Astra is the second movie this weekend that I saw that was receiving rave reviews but did not reach those expectations for me.  I did not like Hustlers, and Ad Astra, while I liked it more than Hustlers, was not as brilliant as I thought it would be.

Now, having said that, I will state that there were two magnificent parts of the film.  One was the special effects.  This film looked beautiful.  And the second was Brad Pitt, who delivered a special, understated and subtle performance in the movie.

Brad Pitt played Roy McBride, an astronaut who was recruited by the government to fly to Mars and attempt to contact Roy’s father H. Clifford McBride (Tommy Lee Jones), a legend who was involved in a project searching for intelligent life in the universe.  The project was causing problems back on earth called The Surge and the government wanted Roy to try and appeal to his father, whom Roy believed was dead for years.

Brad Pitt played Roy as if he were damaged goods, with a deep seeded anger that he shoved down, preventing him from having a life worth living.  Pitt is great in this movie and his performance was nuanced and compelling.

However, the film is slow through most of the run time.  It feels long and there are distinctly dull moments that work as character points, but can really drag out.  By the time they get to Tommy Lee Jones, a lot of the steam had been let out of the plot.

However, there was an epic scene involving space monkeys that I was just not sure how it happened.  Maybe I missed something with that but the monkeys were a sudden and unexpected shock in an otherwise slow burn.  (I really did not understand why the monkeys were there.  I wonder if I missed a reference)

As I mentioned, the look of the movie is amazing.  I never once wondered about something looking CGI.  I was completely enthralled by the effects and I bought them completely.  There may have been some moments where I was not sure if what they did would work (and…monkeys of course) but it never looked wrong.  I also saw the film in IMAX which made it look all the better.

Most of the cast was pretty well wasted outside of Pitt and Jones.  Ruth Negga was just there.  Donald Sutherland seemed as if he was going to be more important than he was.  I did not even realize Liv Tyler was in the movie until I saw her on the credits afterwards.

When there were good scenes, they really hit well.  It just was mixed in with too many scenes lacking pace or intensity.  Still, I think this was the best film of the weekend for me and I would recommend it, if for nothing else, but Brad Pitt’s performance and the wonderful CGI.

3.3 stars

Hustlers

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I missed Hustlers last week, and I heard good things about it so I wanted to make sure I saw it this week.  Unfortunately, I did not find it as entertaining as I expected.

A group of women strippers, led by Ramona (Jennifer Lopez) and Destiny (Constance Wu), in order to make ends meat, start drugging high brow strip club attendees to steal money from them.

Honestly, I was bored at the first half of the movie.

I thought both Jennifer Lopez and Constance Wu were really good in their roles.  Lopez, in particular, delivers probably her best performance ever.  The problem, for me, was the rest of the film was not as strong as I thought it would be.

There are some funny moments in the film, but that is countered by the rottenness of the characters being shown.  In the end, they absolutely are criminals who are stealing from these men. Yes, these men are from Wall Street and shown as cheaters, and the film does its best to dehumanize the men (for the most part, which is an interesting contradiction to typical films), but that still does not make it right.

The relationship between Lopez and Wu’s characters are definitely the drawing point for the best scenes of the movie, but there is a lot of ugliness involved as well.

Based on a true story,  Hustlers was not the movie I was expecting, and, while I did not like this movie much, I was very much impressed with Jennifer Lopez and think she legitimately has a chance at an Academy Award nomination.

2.75 stars

Of course, maybe my opinions were altered by the jerks beside me who kept going on their phones.  I hate that!

Rambo: Last Blood

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I have heard some online critics say, “What are you expecting?  It’s a Rambo movie” when they explain why there does not need to be a good movie as long as Rambo is murdering a bunch of scumbags.

John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) is retired and on his farm when his soon-to-be college niece (Yvette Monreal)heads off to Mexico to find her absentee father, who deserted her years ago.  Of course, she gets in trouble with all of the “hombres” in Mexico and gets tossed in a sex ring.  John has to go down to try and save her from their evil clutches.

That whole father subplot took all of five minutes to resolve.  It was resolved in the most basic and unsatisfying way imaginable.

This film is truly a mess.  What many people are claiming as its great final scene of the third act felt like a more bloody, more violent episode of The A-Team to me.  We see Rambo working on his farm to set up the traps in a montage and the villainous Mexicans stumble right into his traps.

And then the gore factor just shoots into orbit.  Some of the most brutal moments I have sen on film.  I have never been a fan of the real bloody gore, so I found myself not enjoying the final act.  And what was even worse was the bad guys were so stupid that they did not vary in the slightest from Rambo’s death traps.  They just blindly ran directly into them.  Oh, and every one of them worked perfectly.  Good job B.A and Face!

By the way, there seemed to be a political tint to some of the scenes.  Why, there was one scene where Rambo arrived at the USA/Mexico border and just drove his truck easily through the barbed wire fence.  I wonder what message that was trying to send.

I found the dialogue and much of the acting to be poor, but … what do you expect from a Rambo movie?  As long as Rambo kills people, nothing else matters.

I thought I might enjoy this one, but I was wrong.  I thought this was not a good movie and it had a bunch of things that checked off boxes of things that make me uncomfortable.  Too much gore for me, and the villains are as stupid as the victims in a slasher movie.  If you are a big Rambo fan, this will probably thrill you.  I have actually not seen any other Rambo movie so I am only approaching this as an audience member and I did not like it much.

1.8 stars