Unfortunately, within ten minutes of King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, I was bored and wishing the film was done. That is not a good sign.

Most of the YouTube movie reviewers who I like seemed to like this movie, so, despite the low Rotten Tomatoes score, I went into the new Guy Ritchie version of King Arthur with a hope that it would be better than I thought.

Then, I hated it.

The new movie tells the familiar story of the one and future king of England, as Arthur pulls the sword Excalibur out of the stone and began his return.  Arthur is played by Charlie Hunnan, trying to return to the throne, held by his uncle Jude Law, who ruled England since he killed Arthur’s father Eric Bana.

There were a lot of stylish scenes that remind you that this is a Guy Ritchie movie and some of those actually worked.  Specifically, the time when Arthur was recounting his interactions with this group of Vikings for one of the constables that he knew was a fairly entertaining scene.  Some of the dialogue was clever.  However, there were just not enough of these kind of scenes and when they did come around, most of them felt as if they were nothing more than heavily exposition laden scenes.

The film actually lost me right away with the ginormous elephants in the initial scene.  I thought the whole thing was ridiculous and wasted.

Plus, the film spent a lot of time with Arthur trying to be able to harness the power of Excalibur and being unable to do it because of something that he could not face.  We saw the flashbacks to the scene in question multiple times through the film and there was no payoff for this when Arthur finally overcomes his troubles.  It made little sense and detracted from the story they were trying to tell.

Charlie Hunnan (from Game of Thrones) was adequate as Arthur.  His performance did not stick out in any way really.  He had some quips that felt like were out of place with the rest of the tone of the film.  Jude Law was fine, but he over acted in several scenes as well.  There were at least two examples of characters screaming “no” that carried over tot he next scene.  It was almost comedic and made me think of Darth Vader’s ever laughable “no” at the end of Revenge of the Sith.

The CGI here was basically poor.  I found the film too dark and hard to watch.  The fight scenes were all choppy and difficult to follow.  The ending was much like a video game as Arthur had to go through all the lackeys to fight the big boss at the end.  Other parts of the film felt like a giant music video as montages were the order of the day.

In the end, I really did not enjoy this film at all.  It was boring and poorly shot.  It had unfortunate CGI and the acting was, at best, passable and at worst cheesy.  I was very disappointed in King Arthur’s return to the screen.

1.8 stars

I was on Hulu last night, catching up on the television I missed this week, when I saw this at the top of the screen.  Batman and Bill.

I had heard about this documentary somewhere.  I think it was Jon Schnepp on Movie talk or Heroes or one of those movie talk programs I watch.  It was someone who had some knowledge on the subject.  The subject of Bill Finger.

Who you say?  Why Bill Finger co-created Batman.

As a co-creator of one of the most famous super heroes of all time, you would think that Bill Finger would be a well known name, raking in millions from the countless movies, shows, toys, and other products.

But you would be wrong.

You see, for years, only one man had been given credit for creating Batman and his name was Bob Kane.  Bill Finger was a “ghost.”

The new documentary follows the investigation of Marc Tyler Nobleman as he planned to write a book on Bill Finger, and lead a charge to get Finger the credit he deserved in his participation in the creation of the Dark Knight.

According to the film, Finger worked with Bob Kane, taking a preliminary drawing Kane had made of the Batman and giving the character most of his iconic costume, characteristics and origin.  Finger spent years writing the comic of Batman, only to have Bob Kane’s name on the work.  It was one of the ways that comics were done at the time, but, as the years progressed, Finger slipped into obscurity while Kane became more and more famous.

After Finger’s death in 1973, Kane even went as far as to admit in an interview that Finger was responsible for 50-75% of the Batman.  Still, on every place where credit was listed, the words “Batman created by Bob Kane” remained.

The documentary talks to many comic creators (Roy Thomas, Todd McFarlane etc) and fans (Kevin Smith etc) about the trials of trying to find a way to get Bill Finger the proper credit years after his death.

As a comic fan, this documentary really creates a world where Nobleman is trying to gain justice for Finger, a man whose life took a drastic downward spiral.  The film tries to keep from painting Bob Kane as the villain, though it does make him look pretty selfish and greedy at times.

Batman and Bill is a tremendous documentary that has some unbelievable twists and turns and an ending that seems to come right out of a Hollywood blockbuster.  Marc Tyler Nobleman took what seemed like an impossible dream and made it happen and we are able to watch as the whole story unfolded before our eyes.

Hulu’s got a winner here.

4.5 stars

I wouldn’t have liked any of those courses of specialty foods served during this dinner.

My picky taste buds aside, I didn’t like The Dinner much either.

Two brothers, one a popular Congressman Stan Lohman (Richard Gere), another one a former teacher Paul Lohman (Steve Coogan), get together with their wives at a fancy restaurant to discuss major issues that are facing their family.

Stan is running for Governor as well so taking time out of his schedule to have this dinner is a trying thing.  Paul and his wife Claire (Laura Linney) are dealing with a problem with their troubled son Michael (Charlie Plummer).

Paul has some kind of mental illness. It has apparently been transferred from their mother.  Paul spends the whole time monologuing and acting confused.

The children of the brothers become involved in a horrible crime and that winds up on YouTube and causes a nationwide shock.  No one knows who committed the crime, except this family.

These are horrible people.  I found Steve Coogan interesting as Paul, but he really was confusing through much of this.  Laura Linney is such an enabler.  And in the biggest twist of the movie, Richard Gere is playing a politician who is trying to do the right thing.

Talk about fiction.

I disliked most of this movie.  There were moments where I was starting to be interested in the story, but then they went off on a ten minute monologue on Gettysburg and I was checking out.

Plus, the kid Michael, who I thought was decent, turned out to be a deep seeded dirtbag.  I did not want to cheer for him at all.

The film is told in flashback as we discover what had happened and why these people are so rotten.

Honestly, trying to reflect back on the film, I am having trouble putting together a cohesive thought about it.  It is a great cast and they have some solid performances.  But the fact is the characters are terrible and inconsistent and the story only grabbed me at certain points.  Plus, the dinner was just not up my lane.

Check please.

2 stars

When Guardians of the Galaxy came out, few people expected it to be such a massive hit.  In fact, there were many who were claiming that it was going to be Marvel Studios’ first flop only to be completely won over by the charm, humor and heart of the film.  Who knew that a talking raccoon and a giant tree could be so engaging?

So after a remarkably successful run, it was a guarantee that there would be a sequel.  Could it possibly live up to the first film or was that just too much to ask?

I came back from a double feature showing of Guardians of the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 tonight and I have to say that the sequel cannot match the first film.  Seeing it again after a few years reminded me how near perfect I find the original Guardians of the Galaxy.  I’m not sure that it is possible to reach that level of goodness.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 does not measure up to the original, but it is a damn fine movie that has plenty of fun, laughs and action.  It also has a ton of character development among our favorite characters.

We pick up with the Guardians hired to protect these batteries by a race of golden skinned people known as the Sovereign from a giant monster.  Success does not come easy and is, eventually, undermined when Rocket (Bradley Cooper) actually steals the same batteries that they were hired to protect.

This leads to the Sovereign, including their leader Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki) chasing the Guardians across the galaxy.  They get away thanks to the well timed intervention by Ego (Kurt Russell), who turns out to be the long lost father of Peter Quill (Chris Pratt).  Ego leads Quill (aka Star-Lord) with Gamora (Zoe Saldana) and Drax (Dave Bautista).  Meanwhile, Rocket and Baby Groot (Vin Diesel) stay behind to baby-sit Nebula (Karen Gillan), who they had captured and was preparing to return to the Xandarians.

The movie really dives into character examination of why these people are the way that they are.  Peter Quill and Ego are at the heart of this story, examining the relationship between both father and son and father and mother.  However, even though Quill and Ego are the main story, we still get quite a bit of examination of Rocket, being compared to and linked with Yondu (Michael Rooker).  Michael Rooker is one of the absolute standouts of this movie as Yondu is not only shown as a bad ass, but we get to learn more about him than you ever would have guessed.  Rooker really brought the A game here.

Baby Groot is as amazingly cute as you thought he was gong to be.  In fact, the cuteness of Baby Groot is actually worked into the plot and becomes a real factor in the story with Rocket and Yondu.  Baby Groot is very innocent and is much like a baby as well.  You can see how much the Guardians cared for the little tree creature and Groot’s relationships with all of the Guardians are great.  It is not just Rocket and Groot here.

Of all the characters, Drax probably has the least amount of development (although there are a couple of strong scenes of Drax remembering his wife and daughter).  Of course, Drax is also one of the funniest parts of Vol. 2.  After watching the first film tonight, I am reminded on how amazing a job Bautista does as this character.  He brings a level of emotion and depth to, what really could be a one note character, that I did not expect.  Bautista felt just as comfortable with the comedy in Vol. 2 as he did with the emotions of the first one.  I heard some people complain that Drax the Destroyer does not do any destroying in the 2nd or 3rd acts of this movie, but I think that is not a fair assessment.  Drax does what he has to do and his scenes with Mantis (Pom Klementieff) are very strong (especially at the end when Drax is helping her.)  Mantis was an alright addition to he cast, but I did not love her.

Speaking of the comedy, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is one of the funniest Marvel movies yet.  However, it felt as if some of the humor was forced and actually played against several of the scenes.  I would have liked for the movie to cut back on some of the humor.  Now don’t get me wrong, I would say that 75% of the humor here was great and fit well with the film, but there was a few moments where it felt like there was too much ha ha.

The film looked great, particularly with the colors and the settings.  Some of the CGI was iffy, but most of it was passable.  There were some really beautiful back drops, especially when the team was on Ego’s planet.

There are some intriguing cameos and Easter Eggs here as well.  SPOILERS from this point on.  Sylvester Stallone appears as Stakar Ogord, whom comic fans know as Starhawk from the original Guardians of the Galaxy comic team.  Yondu is also on that team, and the film plays an interesting dynamic between the two.  Of course the problem is that this is Stallone and he stands out.  Maybe we will see him more down the road.  Another cameo that is jaw dropping is the typical Stan Lee cameo, but this one is anything but typical.  He is shown talking to a group of Watchers, implying that Lee reports to them.  (By the way, I never would have guessed that we would see the Watchers in a Marvel movie).  Marvel Studios head honcho Kevin Fiege has confirmed that all of Stan Lee’s cameos in all Marvel movies are the same character, which was actually a fan theory.  We also get fun cameos from Ving Rhames (Charlie 27), Miley Cyrus (Mainframe) and Michael Rosenbaum (Martinex)- all members of the original comic version of GotG (here as members of the original Ravagers).  Howard the Duck shows up again!  And… um.. David Hasselhoff?  Awesome!

End of SPOILERS

There were five, count them, FIVE post credit scenes.  They ranged from mind blowing to humorous.  There were also very funny shots of the Guardians dancing as the credits rolled across the screen.

The music is a major part of the Guardians of the Galaxy and this movie had plenty of it.  I think the first film’s Awesome Mix Tape may have been better, but there were some clear stand outs, including ELO’s “Mister Blue Sky” (featuring a dance routine like few others).  Director James Gunn really has a handle on how to incorporate music into these Guardians movie naturally, without feeling like he is just cramming songs into it (hi there Suicide Squad…).  Each song had purpose and blended seamlessly with the scene.

Gunn has said how much he loves these characters and it shows. He treats these characters with so much humanity, despite them being a tree or a raccoon.  There is the flavor of James Gunn throughout this movie and I am extremely pleased that he has said publicly that he would be back for Vol. 3.  I am not sure what a Guardians of the Galaxy film would be without James Gunn.

Many people complained that the Sovereign was not a strong villain and was annoying how they kept popping up.  I would agree that Ayesha was not as strong as some characters here, but she has an extremely vital post credit scene.  As for the Sovereign, they did feel fairly disposable and, at times, felt as if they undermined themselves with the tone that they had set.  However, I do not think that is the problem because I do not agree with them being considered the main antagonist of the film.  That role falls to another character.

There is a really emotional ending to the film and the characters’ relationships continue to be wonderful.

Did I think that Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was better than the first movie?  No, I did not.  Guardians of the Galaxy was and still is, one of my favorite MCU movies of all time (maybe #3 or 4).  Seeing it again tonight as a warm up for the new film was amazing, and I had tears in my eyes once again.  Vol. 2 does not reach that level.  However, this still has plenty of greatness about it and is a really enjoyable time.  The characters are better every time we see them, we have a lot of funny moments and it continues to set up the Marvel Movie Cosmic Universe.

4.6 stars

I had low expectations for this film.  And you know what, after a slow start, I really got into this comedy.

Maximo (Eugenio Derbez) made a vow after witnessing the truck that his father had accidentally driven though their house explode to find a way to have money and not work.  And he found that way… becoming a gigolo for older, rich women.

He lived comfortably for many years with his sugar momma until he was dumped for a car salesman, leaving Maximo broke and struggling to find his way.  He wound up staying with his sister Sara (Selma Hayek) and her son Hugo (Raphael Alejandro), and began a plot to seduce a new rich older woman (Raquel Welch).

I started out being pretty bored with this film.  Then, something strange happened.  I really started to enjoy it.

I give most of the credit for this film’s turn around to the wonderfully written relationship the film developed between Maximo and Hugo.  This unlikely pair really became the driving force behind the movie and turned Maximo from a one-note character into something more.  The scenes where Maximo is trying to help teach Hugo how to get the girl that he had a crush on (Mckenna Grace, who just started in Gifted) to like him are great.  Of course, Maximo’s reasons were not selfless as he wanted the chance to seduce the girl’s grandma, who was coincidentally the rich woman he was hoping to meet (Welch).

Sure the story was pretty predictable.  You knew that, despite his motives being less than admirable, Maximo would wind up connecting with Hugo and then would do something to show his original motives- causing a rift between them.  That is exactly what happened.  And yet, I was so engaged by the Maximo-Hugo relationship that I forgave the predictability of the situation.

We also had some really great scenes between Maximo and his sister Sara.  This relationship was developed, allowing Maximo to use his ability to pick up women as a strength to help Sara get past her fears and go out with a nice guy she had liked.

The humor here was hit and miss, but there was more funny than not.  Sure they did plenty of over the top jokes that were misfires (including the jokes involving Welch’s arms) but there was also a sweetness to these people that made you want to root for them.  Maximo may not have been your typical protagonist, but I found him to be likable and relatable.

Plus… “Weird Al” Yankovic makes a cameo!  That was equal levels of unexpected and awesome.

There are other characters in the film and some of them do not work nearly as well.  Rob Lowe is fine as Maximo’s fellow gigolo friend, but Rob Riggle and Rob Huebel are nothing more than bullies and used as foils for Maximo.  Raquel Welch’s role is also not a strong section of the film, but her inclusion leads to the wake up call that Maximo needed.  Michael Cera plays the car salesman that seduces Maximo’s old flame and he is great in his short time on screen.  Kristen Bell’s role is a funny one, but fairly unrealistic and I honestly do not remember who Rob Corddrey played.

Lind Lavin (from “Alice” fame) does have a small, but wonderful cameo that works extremely well.

The real strength of this film is your three actors, Eugenio Derbez, Selma Hayek, and Raphael Alejandro, who have great chemistry with one another and are developed into solid, three-dimensional characters.  I found myself invested in these three characters and I enjoyed the second half of How to Be a Latin Lover very much.  It is a little uneven of a film, but it really picked up steam when the main character decides to become a real character.

3.7 stars

What happens when Google blends together with all the forms of social media and becomes Big Brother?  That is one of the questions poised by the new film starring Emma Watson.

Unfortunately, The Circle never really pays off the high concept questions that it introduces in any sufficiently supportive manner.

Thanks to a friend, Mae (Emma Watson) gets an interview with the big company, The Circle, where the future has become the now.  She gets the position, which is just a phone answerer, but she realizes soon that this company does business in a different manner.  Employees are encouraged to put every aspect of their lives onto the social media, employees are encourages to participate in the social activities on the Circle campus and to engage with a smile with everyone.

There are also meetings where one of the founding fathers of the Circle, Eamon Bailey (Tom Hanks) does presentations much like Steve Jobs at Apple, where he presents ideas for the group to be pondering as well as presenting the next step in technology to help the world.  These meetings are also attended by founding father #2 Stenton (Patton Oswalt).

Mae quickly rises up the ranks and suddenly becomes one of the stars of the Circle when she agrees to wear a camera 24/7 and go translucent.  Everyone, everywhere with access to every bit of your life.  As the technology continues to push the limits, it starts to poise some questions about exactly how sincere the Circle is.

There are a lot of problems with this movie.  One, the story has plenty of problems.  The action does not really pick up until late in the third act, which makes the first two acts slow and quite dull at times.  The film does a poor job of creating any sort of antagonist within the Circle.  Sure the film does imply that there are shady dealing going on, but it hardly comes to the forefront of the story.  Even at the end, there is little presented to us that indicates that Bailey and Stenton weren’t exactly who they were.  They always seem like good guys who just may be misguided with the use of the technology.

Two, some of the acting was truly bad.  That is a tough comment to make with this film’s superior cast, but there were several moments that I thought to myself, “Boy that is really wooden acting.”

Three, the film really does not make good use of the great cast.  Tom Hanks, who you are led to believe by the trailer is a huge piece of this film, is really only in the film for a handful of scenes, most of which take place on the stage in front of the audience.  John Boyega is in this film as the third “founding father” but he appears even less than Hanks and feels completely wasted.  Karen Gillian, who plays Mae’s friend Annie- who gets her involved, even wasted as well, and provides some of the worst scenes in the film.  She goes through some kind of depression and seems to lose her way, but I am not sure why that happened or how it started.  It seemed as if she started going downhill as soon as Mae started having success.  That was all I got from it.  That is three pretty big stars to waste.

Fourth, the concept of the movie, though pretty interesting and topical, is never truly paid off.  Emma Watson’s character changes paths several times throughout the film without reason or motivation.  Her interactions with John Boyega was completely ignored.  She switches teams on a dime.  There is little sense made and that certainly hurts when you are meant to connect with her.

I did like Mae’s parents.  I did not even realize until after the film that Mae’s father was being played by the late, great Bill Paxton.  Mae’s parents (the mom played by Glenne Headly) were actually the more developed of the characters.  Paxton played Mae’s father who had MS and was struggling to keep getting through.  Had the rest of the characters had as much care in writing as these two, The Circle would have been a much improved film.

The trailers made The Circle look like a cult, but that was not really the case.  It was more about social media and its inclusion in our lives and how technology can come at a cost of our privacy.  I feel like there were so many better ways to have approached this film that it wasted a real opportunity to have a great message with a great cast.  Emma Watson is fine, but not remarkable.  Tom Hanks is not the villain he looks like in the trailers.

The Circle does not live up to its potential.

2.2 stars

A24 has been very successful over the last few years with their usually original and offbeat movies.  Last year’s Swiss Army Man was a perfect example.  Free Fire is their most recent film and, while there are a lot of creative and fun parts of the film, this one falls short of some of the highs of their other filmography.

That is not saying that Free Fire does not have its moments, because it is an enjoyable film in many ways.  In fact, I am going end up giving this a fresh review, but it certainly did not reach the heights that the concept could have reached.

Inside a warehouse, there is an arms deal going down between two factions.  The sellers, led by South African gunrunner Vernon (Sharlto Copely) and the buyers led by Frank (Michael Smiley).  Each group had a ton of hired help on each side.  However, two of the hired guns Stevo (Sam Riley) and Harry (Jack Raynor) had an altercation at the bar the night before bringing them into conflict with one another.  Once bullets started to fly, nothing was going to stop the slaughter.

The cast of this film was tremendous, and was clearly a strength of Free Fire.  Armie Hammer played Ord, my personal favorite character.  Brie Larson was here, although honestly her character was woefully underwritten and lacking.  Cillian Murphy played Chris, one of Frank’s men who was just trying to get Brie Larson’s character out of the line of fire.  Copley was fantastic as well as the annoying Vernon.

There was actually a lot of humor in this film.  It played more like a comedy than it did a thriller, despite all of the gunfire that was going on around these characters.  There were several quips between the characters, and their interactions with one another really was the best part of the script.

Although I liked the original conflict between Stevo and Harry, it sure seemed to escalate quickly.  Even after gunfire began, it seemed as if there were chances for someone to step forward and put an end to the violence.  Instead, we just kept firing at one another.  And firing at one another really badly.  These people were terrible shots.  Bullets either completely missed or only grazed people throughout the entire film.

This also made a lot of the fire fight scenes run together too much, and they ended up becoming kind of dull.  Add to that the fact that they were shot with that shaky cam style that made it hard to tell what was happening, the gunfire was not the strongest part of the film.  The thing was it was, by far, the largest part of the film.

Another problem with the film was that very few of these characters had much development about them.  As I said earlier, the biggest offender of this was the Brie Larson character.  There was a black guy named Martin (Baboo Ceesay) who I knew very little about as well.  Stevo had a friend Bernie (Enzo Cilenti) that was basically played as a homosexual.  Stevo was pretty one note as well, just being a mean-spirited ass.  I will say though that Stevo’s fate was extremely satisfactory.

I really enjoyed Armie Hammer and his portrayal of this character.  Ord was calm and cool through much of the film, giving out nicknames like he was Sawyer from LOST and seeming very competent among a group of amateurs.

There was a betrayal subplot where two other shooters showed up and we knew almost nothing about them or why they were there.  The film does reveal that answer, but I am not sure if they ever specified the reason this pair of snipers had been hired.

In the end, I think the fun outweighed the negatives here as I am recommending Free Fire.  I do wish the end result of this film had been more effective, but there is enough here to enjoy.  I did not love this, but I did like it.

3.2 stars

I went to the movies this weekend with two films on the docket that I had no idea about at all.  I had not heard one thing, seen a trailer for, or had any prior knowledge about either The Lost City of Z or Phoenix Forgotten. That is pretty rare.  I hear a lot about movies and I see a lot of trailers, but these two had slipped past me.  And that was interesting.

I had some ideas.  I thought maybe that The Lost City of Z had something to do with zombies… (SPOILERS…IT DIDN’T).  Meanwhile, I just liked the title of Phoenix Forgotten, even though I just saw Unforgettable last night.  I had no clue about what I was in for.

I liked one a great deal and found the other movie dull and long.

Rotten Tomatoes had Lost City of Z at 87% and Phoenix Forgotten at 56% (at the time of this writing)… however, I would disagree this time with the web site aggregate.  I found Phoenix Forgotten to be a really good time and the Lost City of Z to be boring.

Phoenix Forgotten turned out to be a found footage story based around an event that happened in 1997.  The Phoenix Lights was a phenomenon that happened where hundreds of residents saw these mysterious lights in the sky over Phoenix, Arizona and wondered what they were.  This movie was based in that time frame, making it historical fiction.

The Lost City of Z was actually more of a true story, completely without zombies… but replacing them with cannibals.  This film was the true story of Percy Fawcett (Charlie Hunnam) and his obsessive desire to discover the lost city of Zed in Amazonia in South America, and how it consumed much of his adult life, taking him away from his wife and children.

Obsession played a role in Phoenix Forgotten as well as we see two time frames in play.  Back in 1997, after the Phoenix Lights occurred, three teens disappeared in the desert, never to be seen again.  One of the kids, Josh (Luke Spencer Roberts) became obsessed with the lights and he was investigating them by video taping everything around him.  He, along with his friend Mark (Justin Matthews) and Josh’s crush Ashley (Chelsea Lopez) disappeared without a trace.  Then, in present day, Josh’s sister Sophie (Florence Hartigan) was shooting a documentary about her brother’s disappearance, blending the two video tapes into one film.

Back in the jungles, much of the Lost City of Z felt pretty boring to me, as I nearly dozed off several times.  There were some interesting moments throughout the beginning section of the film such as Percy encountering the “savages” of the Amazon forest and dealing with the lazy and whiny James Murray (Angus McFadyen).  Things picked up again when Percy returned home to discover that his oldest son had grown into Peter Parker.  Tom Holland’s arrival in the film was another shock as I had no idea he was in this.  The problem was the character Tom played was amazingly inconsistent.  He was very angry at his father’s seemingly abandonment of the family and reacted in one of the more powerful scenes of the film.  However, this emotional wallop was not followed up upon and the story line was basically dropped as the son grew to become much like his father.  I would have liked to see that relationship fostered more than it was.  For one, that would have made for solid drama, and two, Tom Holland is a very strong actor and I would have loved to see more of him.

In the Phoenix Forgotten, the present day documentary by Sophie was a great technique of tying the old footage together with the present day footage.  When I hear about a found footage film these days, I roll my eyes.  They are, most of the time, pretty poorly done.  I have to say that this was a great use of the genre, and the combination between the found footage shot by Josh and the documentary shot by Sophie was just an awesome way to tell the story.  Plus, this film focused on the characters.  In the documentary, we got to see the parents and family members of the missing kids and how they were still being affected by their disappearance.  One of the best parts was seeing how Josh and Sophie’s parents’ marriage had been destroyed by the events following their son’s disappearance.

Both films were mysteries, in a sense.  For me, I was much more engaged and enthralled by the mystery of what had happened to Josh and whether or not Sophie would be able to uncover it than I was for the whereabouts of some mysterious city that I had no emotional investment in.

Both films had endings that were purposefully ambiguous, and neither ending was great.  I thought that the Phoenix Forgotten was a stronger ending that just needed some more wrap up.  The Lost City of Z ending was too wishy-washy and had come way too late.  The Lost City of Z was a long movie at over 2 hours 21 minutes.  In contrast, Phoenix Forgotten came in at a cool 1 hour 20 minutes.  The latter of the movie’s time was about perfect, needing about another 5-10 minutes to really put a stamp on the film whereas the former of the film was way too long and dragged on through much of the film.

Sure, Phoenix Forgotten is similar to the Blair Witch Project, but that does not make it a bad film.  In fact, I really liked how they combined the past found footage with the new documentary filming to create a hybrid of film genres.  Phoenix Forgotten is not a perfect film, but I was thoroughly entertained by the film whereas the more polished and high brow Lost City of Z was deadly dull to me more than intriguing.

Among two films that I had no idea about…one was a great success and one fell flat.

Phoenix Forgotten

4.5 stars

The Lost City of Z

2.4 stars

“…That’s why darling, it’s incredible… that someone, so unforgettable… thinks that I’m…unforgettable too.”

Those are lyrics from Nat King Cole’s classic version of the song Unforgettable.  I have no idea why this movie is titled Unforgettable, because, unlike Nat King Cole’s beautiful song, it is certainly very much forgettable.

You know this story.  Every year we have a form of this exact same story.  In this year’s version, Rosario Dawson plays Julia, a woman with a dangerous past, who has found her true love (Geoff Stults) after escaping an abusive relationship.  Unfortunately, David (her true love) has an ex-wife named Tessa (Katherine Heigl).  Tessa turns out to be crazy and becomes obsessively jealous of Julia and David’s relationship.

There is a little girl here too, the daughter of David and Tessa, that winds up getting caught in the middle.

One of the big problems with the film is that we know immediately that Tessa is crazy.  She has that look on her face.  She never felt like a normal person who has lost her love and has been driven too far.  She was just simply coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.

Rosario Dawson is fine as the lead role, but she is pretty inconsistent.  The writing of the film is pretty poor as well.  The whole plot by Tessa makes no sense, and depends on Julia and David not talking to one another.  Tessa goes wildly sporadic in this movie as well as the character does all kinds of crazy things.

Cheryl Ladd appears as Tessa’s mother and really takes the role over the top in B-movie goodness.  Of course, the rest of the cast seemed to be playing their roles straight making Ladd’s performance standout even more.

Once again there is nothing new or interesting about this movie, despite the attempt to catch the magic that was Fatal Attraction.  Every year we get a film like this and every year it is pretty standard and dull.  These characters do stupid things and that is always a problem.  If your story is a blatant rip off, at least do something clever.  Unforgettable does not do anything clever and,because of that, this film has no chance.

Unforgettable is fully forgettable.

2 stars

Personification at its finest.

Disneynature is back with their annual foray into nature movies by taking a trip into China to focus on several animals while creating complete fictional stories about them.

If you haven’t seen one of these Disneynature films before, what happens is that they send in cameramen to shoot different animals in their natural habitats, usually breathtaking habitats by the way, and then there is a narrator who gives these animals names and tells you the fictional story of these animals’ lives.

This time, we had three main animals to focus on: A cuter-than-hell panda bear named Ya Ya whose the mother of the even cuter Mei Mei, a family of monkeys featuring the young male named Tao Tao and the snow leopard Dawa and her two cubs.

There is absolutely no doubt that these three main animals are the stars of this movie.  Ya Ya, Tao Tao and Dawa’s plights are followed, seeing how these animals and the animals around them survive over a year in the Chinese landscape.  We see the perils of the seasons changing, including a dramatic snowy season, other predatory animals, and the struggle of these animals to find enough food or comfort to keep alive.

These individuals running the camera get the most amazing shots of these characters where it seems as if you can tell what they are thinking.  These animals’ expressions are more revealing, emotional and telling than most of the actors from Unforgettable.

John Krasinski is our narrator for Born in China, and he does a fine job.  He does not make himself the star while still delivering the lines provided for him with good humor and timing.  Krasinski knows what is selling the tickets for this movie, and he does not step on the animals and their screen presence.

Chuan Lu directed this movie, and he lives up to his billing as one of the top young Chinese directors.  The shots are wonderful.  As I said, you are certain that you know what every animal is thinking at all times.  The land of China is stunning, with beautiful cinematography in every shot.

I must say that there was one scene with Tao Tao, his baby sister and a hawk that stretched my quota of believability.  I believe that the entire sequence was made up by piecing together a series of shots to tell the story.  Maybe they did that for the entire movie, but that was the only moment that felt manipulated.

I must say though, I was wondering why none of the camera crew wouldn’t slip poor Dawa a burger or something during the winter when she was having trouble finding food to feed her cubs.  There is another time when I find it difficult to believe that the documentarians did not intervene on behalf of poor Dawa, (SPOILER), the most tragic of these animals.

This movie was beautifully shot, had engaging animal characters that you felt for, and had enough humor to engage an audience.  Some of the scenes felt orchestrated, but most of the film was realistic.  Born in China dealt with some heavy issues of life and death and the circle of life and it did it by giving these animals human thoughts and characteristics.  And damn if those animals’ faces did not tell the same story.  This was an entertaining film, and one of the better offering from the Disneynature series.

4.3 stars

Gifted is a simple movie, but I do not mean that in a bad way.  In fact, I think this is an extremely charming film with some really good acting.  But the fact of the matter is that the ideas and concepts in Gifted are not groundbreaking.  Again, that is not necessarily a bad thing.

Chris Evans plays Frank Adler.  Frank’s sister was a mathematical genius, but was at a point in her life where she could not deal with the pressure or their mother Evelyn (Lindsay Duncan) and she kills herself.  She leaves her infant daughter with Frank to raise.  However, it becomes apparent that the daughter, Mary (McKenna Grace) is also a genius in math.  In fact, she was those one in a million type geniuses.  Frank wants to send Mary to school, and give the little girl a normal life, the life of a child.

When the teacher and principal notices that Mary is far beyond 1st grade work, they try to get Frank to enroll Mary at a specialized school, but Frank chooses to dismiss that option, still claiming that he wanted Mary to be a normal child.  This led to a phone call to Evelyn, who found Mary a second chance to become a world renown mathematician.

This led to a court case over the custody of Mary, between mother and son- Mary’s grandmother and uncle.

Gifted was a very charming movie.  I found myself really enjoying the writing of the film, as these characters became important to me.  They were smart and they were written that way.  There was some sharp dialogue and powerful chemistry.

Chris Evans was excellent as the conflicted uncle who is really not certain that he is doing what is right.  He believed that he was doing what his sister wanted, but he had some doubts.  Evans’ delivery of these great lines of dialogue was spot on and he showed himself to be a star in this film.  He also had remarkable chemistry with the young McKenna Grace.  She was amazing throughout, feeling completely genuine.  You felt for Mary as she made her way through the story.

I also found the relationship between Chris Evans and Lindsay Duncan to be wonderfully original.  This was a mother and son who did love one another, but just could not get out of each others way.  Frank had clearly run from his mother after the sister’s suicide and the mother had no interest in her son, who was always second best to her daughter.  But yet, they had some wonderful scenes together talking to one another and these scenes provided quite the insight to both of them.

Octavia Spencer is also here, playing nest door neighbor and friend Roberta.  Spencer gives yet another strong supporting performance, having strong scenes with both Evans and Grace.

Now, the ending was a bit out of left field, and I could have used hints to this throughout the film- some foreshadowing- so it did not feel so much of a deus ex machina.  But the result of the ending was satisfying so I can excuse that.

Marc Webb directed Gifted and returned to form after the troublesome Amazing Spider-man 2.  Gifted felt like something that would be in wheelhouse and he knocked it out of the park.  I found this movie to be very entertaining and well written.  There were great performances by the cast which help balance out the predictability of the story.  The ending may be too sweet for the rest of the film, but that is a minor complaint.  And in fact, I was happy when the film ended.  It had taken us on an emotional journey and Evans and Grace have a lot to do with that.

4 stars