Popeye (1980)

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What in the blue hell did I just watch?

I watched the 1980 film Popeye, starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall, and I cannot decide if what I saw was a masterpiece or a total and complete mess.  Perhaps it’s both.

Just recently, Popeye longtime animator Gene Deitch passed away at age 95 and, when I saw the film on Netflix, it got me thinking about the movie.  I had never seen it, but I had heard some just terrible word of mouth about it.  Even Robin Williams had made fun of the movie.

However, I love Robin Williams, and I had heard recently some positives of the film from film critic William Bibbiani.  I had placed it on my queue on Netflix on the weekend that I had decided to do the Punish-Myself-Binge, but I did not get to it as the first four I watched that weekend ruined that concept for me.

Finally I decided this morning would be a good time to watch it.

Um…..

Okay, first of all, the casting of this movie was spot on.  As great as Robin Williams was as Popeye, I do not think I have ever seen a more inspired bit of casting than Shelley Duvall, the same year that she played Wendy Torrence in the Shining.  Duvall’s performance was as if the oddball character of Olive Oyl had leaped out of the comic strip and onto the big screen.  Paul L. Smith was a perfect Bluto.  Ray Walston, a personal favorite from Picket Fences and Eerie, Indiana, appeared as Poopdeck Pappy.  Classic character actor Paul Dooley was Wimpy.

I am watching the movie, trying to hear the constant mumbling by just about all of the characters, and then they started to sing and I thought, “Is Popeye a musical?”  Honestly, I am still not sure.  The songs were bizarre and different than I had ever heard in a musical.  That is not a bad thing, but I struggled in my head to classify it.  Perhaps the idea is that Popeye is meant to defy expectations.

The story is pretty much a group of scenes strung together to show the characters as a live-action cartoon.  We have Popeye arrive in Sweethaven searching for his pappy, meet Olive Oyl and her eccentric family (her father and his constant desire for an apology is a funny running gag), fight an unbeatable boxer, find Swee’pea, and fall for Olive.

The plot actually kicks into gear in the third act when Swee’pea is kidnapped by Bluto, because the baby has some future predicting skills and Bluto wants him to find the mysterious hidden treasure.  The entire cast of characters chase after Bluto and end up on an island with a giant octopus.

Director Robert Altman created a live-action cartoon that is certainly unlike anything I have ever seen before.  As a movie, I am not sure that it is any good, but as a piece of weird and strange entertainment, Popeye succeeds.  Musical?  Maybe not.  There are songs… sort of.  The village of Sweethaven is a masterwork in construction and the people that populates the village create a world that felt lived in and, about as real as could be.

I can certainly understand why people hate this movie because it is one of the weirdest experiences I have had watching a film in a long time.  That is not a negative.

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Thunderball (1965)

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It continues to be amazing watching these early James Bond movies because you see all of the spy movie tropes in action before they became tropes.  In fact, these are the movies that inspired the use of these tropes.

Thunderball is the next Bond movie and it featured a villain with an eye patch, Largo Number Two (Adolfo Celi).  Eye patches always lead to evil villains.

James Bond (Sean Connery) returns to do battle with the criminal organization S.P.E.C.T.R.E., who has stolen nuclear warheads and is blackmailing England and the U.S. for money or they will detonate them.

Some have referred to Thunderball as the under water movie as much of the action takes place under water.  In fact, it received an Academy Award for Best Effects, Special Visual Effects for the amazing water scenes.  At the time, this was groundbreaking work.

Sean Connery continued to grow into the role of Bond, but you could begin to see the age start to show on 007.

Largo was anything but a well developed villain.  He was simply a one-note villain with an eye patch.  He is a step down from Auric Goldfinger from the franchise’s previous installment.

Thunderball may not have been as great as Goldfinger, or even the other two films prior to it, but it was fun and had some epic James Bond action.  The underwater third act action was unlike anything I had seen before.

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Vampire State Building

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Writer:  Ange & Patrick Renault

Artist:  Charlie Adlard

The COVID-19 virus has put a serious damper on my comic reading.  However, I was working on a Superdraft over at Hero Games Forum where we pick characters to fill out a potential story (which turned out to be my Fan Fic story here on the site called I Remember…) and I needed a vampire horde from comics.  So I went to Google and I did some research and discovered a four-issue limited series from a company called Ablaze named Vampire State Building.

As I did more research on this, I discovered that the art in the series was done by the artist from the Walking Dead comic series and everything that I saw about it looked interesting.

So, with my normal shop closed, I went to Amazon and found the four issue series, first printing, and ordered it.  It arrived the other day and I read it today.

I liked it very much.

It felt like it was the Walking Dead meets Die Hard with vampires.  The comic focused on the individuals/humans in the building and their struggle to avoid being killed by this massive horde of vampires.

However, it was not just a mindless horde of vamps as there was a purpose behind the mob.  There is an intriguing back story of the series and the vampires looked great.  Horror series seem to be hitting their stride recently with some the new books such as Something is Killing the Children and Tomorrow, and this one fits right into the genre.  The art is very reminiscent of the Walking Dead and does a fantastic job of creating a mood.

I might have like a little more depth to some of the characters.  The main two or three were well done, but there were a bunch that wound up basically sacrifices and I did not have much care for them.  I would have liked to see the story expand about an issue or so.

Still, this was a fun read, flowed well and had some great visuals.  There is apparently a bound version due out soon (if it has not yet been released) so if you want to give it a try, that may not be a bad way.

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EYG Top 10 Movies Adapted from Plays

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Good evening all.  I am back with the next list as seen on the Top 10 Show with John Rocha and Matt Knost.  I do so enjoy these shows. This week’s list was one that, at first glance, I thought I may not be able to fill out.  However, I found plenty of possible films to make out my own top 10.

The topic this week was Top 10 Movies Adapted from Plays.  A couple of them sprung to mind immediately, but I did have to do some serious research on this topic.  During the research, I discovered a bunch that were base on plays that I had not known were based on plays.

There was a limitation placed on this week’s list however that did cause me some issues.  They decided that they would not include any plays that were musicals on this list.  Suddenly, a bunch of my choices were out.  I would be moving through the research and find one and then I realized that they were musicals.  Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Shop of Horrors, Sweeney Todd…. they just kept coming.

Then, it made it worse.  I had Birdcage down on my prep list and it would easily fall into the top 5 of my list.  Then, John brought it up on his list and Matt said he had researched it and the original play it was based on was a musical.  So they eliminated it.  Ugh!!!

Still, I found the list of ten.  So here we go.

 

TIFF12: Much Ado About Nothing (2012) — 3 Brothers Film#10.  Much Ado About Nothing (2012).  This one is not the same one that John included on his list.  This is a version with Joss Whedon directing.  It includes Nathan Fillon, Clark Gregg, Amy Acker, Alexis Denisof and several other of Whedon’s normal crew of actors.  Filmed in black and white, this Shakespeare adaptation was funny and had that Joss Whedon flair to it.

 

Fences (2016) Recommended by agoodmovietowatch | agoodmovietowatch#9.  Fences.  I did not love this movie, but the two lead performances elevated this to a level that the film would not have reached without them.  Denzel Washington and Viola Davis are utterly brilliant and deserving of their Oscar nominations.  In fact, Viola Davis walked away with the Best Supporting Actress Award for this film.

 

Steve Martin's 'Roxanne' Was the Best Kind of Reimagining I ...#8.  Roxanne.  Steve Martin had a lot of great movies, but this one was one of the very best in his oeuvre.  The adaptation of the classic Cyrano de Bergerac story, Roxanne brought it to a new generation.    This film was a beautifully romantic film with some excellent comedy.  A great Steve Martin film.

 

11 Thrilling Facts About Dial M for Murder | Mental Floss#7.  Dial M for Murder.  The first Alfred Hitchcock movie on this list.  Grace Kelly is having an affair with her tennis instructor.  This gives her husband, played by Ray Milland, the excuse he needs to try to murder her so he could get his hands on her inheritance.  When his plan falls apart, he gets involved trying to keep the police from catching him.  Great film with the master of suspense.  Hitchcock will be along soon again.

 

Rope (1948) Movie Review from Eye for Film#6.  Rope.  In fact, here is Hitchcock’s second film on this list.  Rope is one of those films that I watched originally because of the Top 10 Show.  Jimmy Stewart appears in this film, which takes place in one single setting, an apartment in New York.  It is dealing with a murder that happens just before this dinner party that brings a level of suspense and psychological thrills.

 

Amadeus | Film Review | Spirituality & Practice#5.  Amadeus.  This was John and Matt’s number one film, but I do not like it as much as they do.  However, that does not mean that I did not love this film.  It is remarkably funny and the music is wonderful.  The basic story of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (although it was highly fictionalized) was presented awesomely through the eyes of Antonio Salieri .

 

Dracula movie review & film summary (1931) | Roger Ebert#4.  Dracula.  This is one that I think may be a bit of a cheat, but, on research, I found out that this movie from 1931 was based on a play from 1924 which was adapted from the Bram Stoker novel.  So I am counting it!  This is a classic horror movie featuring the spellbinding performance from Bela Legosi as the Count.  There has never been a better Dracula movie since this one.

 

Frost, Nixon and Me | History | Smithsonian Magazine#3.  Frost/Nixon.  This one is an underappreciated film that is lesser known, but it was just a tremendous true story that I did not know about before this film.  Frank Langella’s Nixon is amazing and the interaction with Michael Sheen’s David Frost is the basis of the film.  The dialogue is just amazing in this quiet Ron Howard movie.  It really shows how important this interview was.

 

10 Deliberate Facts About '12 Angry Men' | Mental Floss#2.  12 Angry Men.  Another classic.  The Henry Fonda film that takes place strictly inside the jury room.  The film, which has been inspirational to many projects since, is such an exceptionally written film.  The dialogue of the movie has to carry the plot forward and create the tension and it does it so well.

 

Trump's Press Conference, Ego, and A Few Good Men - The Sensitive ...#1.  A Few Good Men.  The Tom Cruise/Jack Nicholson classic is one of my favorite movies.  The courtroom scene where those two actors faced off with one another is cinematic excellence.  The iconic scene with “You Can’t Handle the Truth!” is thrilling.  I love these kind of intelligent and thought provoking stories and A Few Good Men is right there.  Tom Cruise gives one of his best performances and feels as if he belongs opposite Jack.  Demi Moore is great here too as the somewhat naive JoAnne Galloway.  Kevin Bacon, Kiefer Sutherland, and Kevin Pollack are great as well.  This is another one of the brilliant films directed by Rob Reiner.  I love this one.

 

Honorable Mention:  There were not a ton of extras here, but I considered Casablanca as one.  Moonlight from Barry Jenkins was another I thought about.  The musicals of course were in my head.  There were several that I had not seen before such as Glengarry Glen Ross.

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EYG Top 10 Movies featuring a Witch/Wizard Re-List

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The Re-List returned today with a very interesting topic:  Top 10 Movies featuring a Witch/Warlock.  I liked this idea which was submitted by patreon Billy Guilliams.  The lists were compiled by Keith Fitzgerald and J Scotty St. Clair.  I am very jealous!

They did an excellent job too.  Spoiler alert, they gave full list of Top 10’s to Matt and John without having any duplicates, which I think is a Re-List first, if I am not wrong.  They also made suggestions that I had not considered until they mentioned them.  As soon as they listed a couple of their choices, that film went immediately on my own list.  There was some semantics for why I had left some off originally and when Matt and John let them go on the show, I was happy to include them.  The “sorcerer” vs. “Warlock/witch” argument being one major one.

I have a bunch of honorable mentions and, during research, I found a bunch that I had not seen.  Some, like The Witch, was not a film I loved.  I know it was pretty popular when it came out, but I did not find the appeal of it.

So.. The Re-List top 10…

The Kid Who Would Be King': Review | Reviews | Screen#10.  The Kid Who Would Be King.  Mentioned on the show as a film to give some love was awesome. This film did not receive enough credit as being a very solid show when it was released.  It was a clever re-imagining of the King Arthur story and it brought us a fun version of Merlin.  This was a great adventure involving young people and really deserved a better fate.  It included another good performance from Patrick Stewart.

 

The Blair Witch Project | Classic Film Review | Consequence of Sound#9.  The Blair Witch Project.  This appeared just last week on the Top 10 Show list for One Hit Wonder Directors and now it returns for a new list.  This thing was frightening, especially because, at the time, we thought it might have been real.  It is shot like a documentary and created such a buzz.  It brought us an entire genre of films as well with the “found footage” genre.

 

Bridge of Death | Monty Python Wiki | Fandom#8.  Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  This was one that I initially had eliminated from my research until it showed up on one of the guy’s lists.  Though I love this movie, the fact that the witch/warlock is not a vital piece of the film kind of dropped it down some for me.  Still, I just love this movie and find it completely quotable.  The scene on the bridge is just epic as all get out.

 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Plugged In#7.  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.  I limited myself to one Harry Potter film on my list and I chose Azkaban as that film.  I found it to be the most interesting of all of the them and I loved the performance of Gary Oldman as Sirius Black.  The film played with your head throughout and kept you wondering what was actually happening.  It was really the start of the movement to a darker world in the Harry Potter series.  I could see the argument for several other Potter films, this is the one that I go back to when the topic comes up.

 

Set Decor / Film Decor Features: HOCUS POCUS#6.  Hocus Pocus.  One of my favorite films from my younger days.  I can remember it was the last film I saw at our local drive-in theater (not a fan of drive-ins).  There is a great cast, including the young lead Omri Katz, who I loved on the short lived TV show Eerie, Indiana.  The witches were amazing, including Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker.  I still use the line “Amok, amok, amok.”

 

Dormammu I've Come To Bargain | Know Your Meme#5.  Dr. Strange.  This was another one that I never considered because he was a “sorcerer” and not a warlock.  As I mentioned earlier, semantics.  Still, I supposed I could see the argument and so, when Matt and John okayed it, it immediately went on my list.  I really loved the conclusion to this film because it was something that I had never seen before in a MCU film.  The whole “Dormammu, I have come to bargain” bit was pure genius.

 

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Review |BasementRejects#4.  Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.  I decided on only one of the LoR trilogy on my list as well and my favorite of those three movies were definitely the Two Towers.  I can remember the first time seeing this movie, I was completely engaged by the storytelling.  Every time they switched to a different story, they would stay long enough for me to wonder what was happening to another of the group, and then it would switch and I would be excited.  This featured Gollum, who I loved, and Treebeard, who I loved.  And the Battle of Helm’s Deep was just totally thrilling and perfectly executed.  Easily my favorite of the Middle Earth movies.

 

Images Of Wizard Oz Witch Melting | Bestpicture1.org#3.  The Wizard of Oz.  One of the greatest movies of all-time.  I can remember loving watching this every year when it came on and then, when I went to college, my roommate telling me that his mother never let him watch it because of the scary winged monkeys.  I was flabbergasted that someone had not seen The Wizard of Oz.  Looking back, there are definitely scenes that are very scary and I can understand monitoring it for children’s consumption.  The Wicked Witch of the West was just a frightening villain and her desire to kill that little dog too was just a lot.  Her death scene was just as horrifying.  Such classic work.

 

In order from most to least, which heroes does Thanos respect? - Quora#2.  Avengers: Infinity War.  This was another one that I had not considered until it was mentioned on the Re-List.  I chose this one over Endgame because Dr. Strange and Scarlet Witch have more to do in this film instead of just being in the huge fight at the end.  Mind you, they were both exceptional in the Endgame conclusion (especially Wanda who just kicks Thanos’s butt), but they drove story in Infinity War.  Wanda’s desperately pain-filled rush to destroy the mind stone and thus destroy Vision was heart-breaking, as was the fact that it was all for naught.  Dr. Strange told us that there was one chance in 14,000,605 to defeat Thanos.  While i love Endgame more, this one is right on its heels.

 

The Princess Bride 30th Anniversary - Max and Valerie "It Would ...#1. The Princess BrideHave fun storming the castle!  Any time I have a chance to put The Princess Bride on my list, I am going to do it.  It is my favorite movie (actually tied now with Endgame) of all time.  Miracle Max, played by Billy Crystal, brings the film to this list. Again, you could make an argument that he is not a warlock (the film called him a miracle man) but he does make a magic pill that has a chocolate coating to make it go down easier.  Again, as soon as Matt and John allowed this to make the list, I knew what my number one was going to be.  I am going to do a special watch when The Princess Bride debuts on Disney + on May 1st.  Until then, as you wish!

 

Honorable mention:  There’s a ton of these.  Of course, you have to remember Harry Potter movies such as The Death Hallows Part 1 and 2, The Order of the Phoenix, and The Half-Blood Prince.  They tend to run together however.  There is also the Fellowship of the Ring and The Return of the  King.  Then the Jack Nicholson film The Witches of Eastwick nearly sneaked on in the number 10 spot.  Fantasia was considered to with Sorcerer Mickey.  I always enjoyed as a child the Escape to Witch Mountain series of films.  I saw some online consideration during research for The Conjuring, although I did not remember there being a witch in that.  It may have made the list if I could.  Rosemary’s Baby was listed online as well, but that was more Satan worshiping and demons than witches/warlocks.  The Dark Crystal was never one of my favorites, even though I am a huge fan of Jim Henson.  The Sorcerer’s Apprentice with Nic Cage was fine.  Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark was good too.

 

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I Remember…

I Remember…

Chapter One

How did we wind up here?

“Barricade that door!”

The butler and pilot slid the heaviest objects they could to barricade the door in a desperate ploy, praying that it would hold.  They both knew how truly hopeless the situation was, but they were not ready to give in to the despair that threatened to consume them.

My lord, please forgive my cursed soul for the sin that I will be forced to commit.  

“This is my fault,” the pilot fumed after doing what he could to brace the entrance.  

“Sir Blackhawk,” said the butler, brushing off his suit coat.  “That is utter nonsense. The plane was crashing. The only reason we are still alive is because of your skill as a pilot.”

“Alfred is correct, Blackhawk,” said Gabriel Van Helsing, peeking out the window.  He could see the fiery remains of the plane that the three of them had been in. The escape was not quite successful.   As the sun set on the horizon, Van Helsing saw the fog begin to form around the area. He knew what that meant.

“Is there any way to communicate with the outside world?” asked Alfred.

To the outside observer, Alfred Pennyworth appeared to be an English butler, but his facade hid more than that.  Skills that he kept hidden from the world for unknown reasons.  

“There is none, Alfred,” said Van Helsing.  “This may have to be where we make our last stand.”

“I don’t mean to be the wet blanket here, Van Helsing, but you do know where we are, right?” asked Blackhawk.  “This may not be the most ideal location for a final stand.”

The Alamo.  An iconic site.  A story that all three men remembered.

“The irony has not escaped me,” said Van Helsing, “but we do not have any other choice.”

The fog thickened with each passing second, surrounding the San Antonio landmark, a location known for the brave but doomed.  

“This is not the Mexican Army surrounding us,” said Alfred.

Few know that better than I.

Gabriel Van Helsing was a lonely man.  A man who was rarely in the company of allies.  His internal distress was constant, a hatred of what he had to become in order to continue to battle the monsters of the world.  His prayers, he believed, would fall upon deaf ears, but he continued to make them. Pray for his soul. Pray for his fate. Pray for the strength to do what was needed.  He choked down the contempt with each desperate prayer, no longer backed with faith. Then….
REMEMBER

“What did you say?” Van Helsing said, turning to his companions.

“What?  We didn’t say anything,” responded Blackhawk.  

Neither of them had said what he had heard.  Van Helsing glanced around the Alamo. Shaking his head, he peered out the window.  The fog was so thick that you could hardly see anything… the remaining light from the retreating sun nearly blotted from view.  Van Helsing’s blood ran cold.

“Be ready,” said Van Helsing.  “It’s almost time.”

 

Chapter Two

Fog.  Thick.  Nearly immobilizing the city of San Antonio.  

That was the purpose.

It was not immobilizing the figure strolling through the fog, the blue flames burning from his skull.  You could not tell, but he was Daemonite. His current Acurian body was considerably different from the lizard-like body that was common among his race.  He never went back. This form was powerful.  

Power was what he wanted.  Power is what he desired. That was what he was after.  There were three men inside the building before him that would lead him to that power.  Staring through the fog to the flames that were consuming the plane that had crashed near the legendary building.  He did not know the legend of the Alamo, but, if he had, he may have appreciated the irony.

“Lord Helspont,” said a random Daemonite, looking at the man standing hidden in the fog a few feet behind Helspont.  He knew the hatred Helspont had for these humans. Yet it was not the human that was causing the concern from the Daemonite.  “Why have you recruited these blood suckers just to control the human? The Daemonites can control the human better than the vampi– “

Lord Helspont snatched the Daemonite before he could finish his statement, his powerful grasp clamping around the Daemonite’s throat.  He picked him off the ground.

“You dare question me?” Helspont said, the bolt of enhanced energy traveling through his hand and into the body of the Daemonite.  The creature twitched in Helspont’s grasp as the energy fried him from inside. The ashes tumbled to the ground and Helspont calmly brushed them off his hand.

“That was cold.”

Helspont did not turn to the voice.  Through the fog flew the vampire. Baron Blood landed beside him, 

“Not saying that I didn’t like it,” Baron Blood said, his fangs punctuating his smile.  “I can confirm that the vessels are inside the building. Everything is ready.”

“Good,” said Helspont.

“Remember…  Lord… you promised me Van Helsing once you are finished with him.”

“I remember.”

 

Chapter Three

Peeking out the window once again, Van Helsing felt his chest filling with dread.  The fog was as thick as he had ever seen it, but the devilish red eyes still pierced through the haze, chilling him to the bone.  The sheer number of eyes made him mentally step back. Though his memory was anything but perfect, he had never seen so many of the bloodsuckers in the same location at once.  

Reloading his crossbow and double checking his remaining weaponry, he turned to Alfred and said, “Pennyworth, here.  You may want to take this.” He tossed the butler two carved wooden stakes.  

“Will this do me any good against Helspont?” he asked, already knowing the answer.

“Listen, I am not sure any of us will survive until Helspont comes in here,” said Van Helsing.

“I love your confidence, sir,” said Alfred.

“Just being realistic,” said Van Helsing.  “There is a swarm coming.”

“Then we need to take out as many as we can,” said Blackhawk, checking through his own guns.  “I’m not going down without a fight.”

“You’ve come around,” said Van Helsing.  “Good.” Blackhawk had been blaming himself for the failure of the plane crash, a crash that, if avoided, could have led them to escape.  There was no time for looking back right now.

“How about you, Alfred?  Have you ever faced off with vampires?”

“Vampires?” he said, with a smile and a fleeting memory to his ‘master’.  “No, but I must say that this is a tad ironic.”

“What does that mean?” Blackhawk said.  

“Nevermind,” said Alfred.  REMEMBER. Turning quickly, Alfred looked around the room “What was that?”

“What was what?” asked Blackhawk.  Van Helsing had already turned away from this conversation, and Alfred shook his head.  

“Again, nevermind.”

Meanwhile, in the fog outside the Alamo, Helspont waited for the vampires to be in the proper place.  By suggestion, he had enlisted Brother Blood as much for his horde as for any of his other skills. He was willing to put up with the vampire to accomplish this goal.  A green skinned man walked up behind Helspont, gently placing his hand on the Daemonite’s shoulder. 

“It is just a matter of time, Prince Artis, before you have what you need to finally take your rightful place.”

Querl Dox smirked as his blonde hair dropped across his face.  He knew what he was after and he had the genius to get it done.  It had been too long since he left Colu and even longer since he found himself back from the future. He had adapted to life in the 21st century, but his grasp on the reality of his situation had never been completely balanced.  

“Thank you, Querl,” said Helspont.  “Your council has been of vital importance to me. Your suggestion of Blood was inspired.”

The smirk extended into a full blown smile across the green-skinned face of Brainiac 5.  

“Yes, it was,” Querl Dox aka Brainiac 5 was never modest.  He knew how brilliant he was, though he may not have been able to see how far he had fallen.  He was once a hero. Now, he was anything but. In his other hand, Querl held a chain which trailed back into the fog.  

“He is secure?” asked Helspont.

“Of course,” Brainiac 5 said, dragging the weight at the end of the chain to the feet of Helsport.  The man was bound by the chain around both arms and legs.

Alec Swan, bound and gagged, looked through his swollen eyes at the four-color villains standing over him.  He rolled his eyes back into his head.

How come I always get mixed up with these goons?” he thought.  “I don’t know why I can’t just find myself an easy case…something natural or down to earth.  Maybe a cheating husband where all I have to worry about is getting some pictures and what to bring along to eat during the stakeout.  Nope. I get vampires and super villains.”

REMEMBER

Before Alec Swan, a private investigator with the unfortunate name Firearm, could react to the voice, Brainiac 5 pulled on the chain once more, refocusing Swan on his current problem. The head vampire had arrived back at the pow-wow and Swan was hoping to discover something to help him out of this situation.

I don’t like the way that thing is looking at me,” thought Swan.  “Like it’s feeding time at the farm.”

Baron Blood, gazing down at Firearm, said, “Would it be easier if I just controlled his mind like I did the other?”

“You would not be able to control his mind,” said Helspont, “because he is a vessel.”

Helspont quickly glanced over his shoulder and Querl Dox nodded his support.

“But I have him controlled,” said Baron Blood, gesturing into the fog.  Another man walked over, his eyes totally blank and emotionless. “Jim Corrigan.”

Swan saw the zombie-like man standing motionless beside the vampire as Baron Blood took a single claw and carefully scratched Corrigan across the cheek.  The man did not move. He did not react.  

“Just do what Lord Helspont says, Baron,” said Brainiac 5.  

“Of course,” he replied.  A slight drop of blood from the mind controlled man’s face dangled on the vampire’s claw and he licked it clean.  Swan grimaced and he heard that non-corporeal word once again.

REMEMBER

 

Chapter Four

The siege was on.

Van Helsing cried out to his companions inside the walls of the Alamo that the mad rush was coming as the thought of history repeating itself in a monstrous rendition crossed his mind.  Red-eyed vampires and lizard-like aliens rushed from the fog, launching themselves into the walls with such force that the building shook.

Barricading themselves into a section of the Alamo, Van Helsing, Alfred Pennyworth and Blackhawk prepared for the worst, determined that they would not go down without a fight.  The spirits of William B. Travis, Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie were strong inside the room, but that did not build a sense of confidence or serenity.  

As vampires crashed through windows, Van Helsing was trying to minimize the available entrances to the room, targeting his fire into the very spot.  Every vampire that fell to the side seemed to be replaced by three more. Even in the years he had fought the monsters galore, he had never seen such a swarm.  REMEMBER

Alfred Pennyworth had never been considered a third wheel in a fight by anyone who truly knew him.  His appearance did not reveal his skill, which was why he was always a valuable cog in the fight against crime in Gotham City.  He was both literally and figuratively miles from those fights now. REMEMBER

Blackhawk preferred the freedom of the skies.  The rush of flight and the feeling inside of power at maneuvering through the air, the wind in his face.  He was feeling desperately claustrophobic as the space was filling with creatures unlike those he had dealt with ever before.  Every bullet he fired made him more precarious about the intensifying situation surrounding him. REMEMBER.

Three men.  Unlike in many ways.  Yet three heroes. Men who would not give up.  They may not have known why this was happening or how they found themselves in this unwinnable circumstance, but they fought on.

Too much.  Too many. The swarm of monsters continued to prostrate them.

Before succumbing to the crushing mass, Van Helsing did wonder why none of these vampires were biting him, despite the cuts and the blood upon his body.  

Then it was over.

 

Chapter Five

*SMACK*

“Wake up, Van Helsing,” the German accented voice said, “time is short.”

Van Helsing rolled his head and, no matter how hard he wished, he could not place his hand on his now throbbing face for comfort.  The reason was that he was securely bound in place by some form of rope. Alfred and Blackhawk were both in and out of consciousness and tied to stakes that had been driven into the floor of the Alamo.  Chunks of the walls had been torn asunder, scattered around the area.

A second slap echoed through the Alamo.

“I’m awake,” Van Helsing said, angered by the insult.  A large man with blue fiery flame from his head stood beside a green skinned man who had another man chained in a hump behind him.  These were people he had never seen before. REMEMBER.  What was going on?

“Good to see that you have survived for the moment.  You are a vital piece of the puzzle,” said Helspont, moving forward.

“Who in the hell are you?” Van Helsing said.  Alfred and Blackhawk were beginning to come around more fully and were taking in the desperate situation that they found themselves.  They were not dead, though, which was a plus. They were also pleased that they were not waking up as vampires, a consideration that they had made as they were succumbing to the horde of blood suckers.  REMEMBER

Helspont smiled.  Any other time such bravado, in particular coming from a human, would have led to him striking the man down, but he knew that Gabriel Van Helsing was necessary and he would commute his sentence for the moment.  

“I am Lord Helspont,” he said, “and the four of you have something that I require.”

“I’ve never seen you before in my life, Lord,” said Van Helsing.  “And I only met those two when we were escaping from…” REMEMBER

“Yes?” smiled Helspont.

“Hugo Strange,” said Alfred.

REMEMBER

Yesterday

Van Helsing had tracked Baron Blood across the country.  The monstrous vampire had come on his radar recently and his mission required him to terminate the creature.  

He had no idea what he was getting into.

He was also unaware that his arrival was not actually a surprise.

This was a castle, or at least, may as well have been one.  You did not find many of these in the States, yet here it was.  It was not the first castle he had sneaked into, but it was the first one he had entered with an airplane at the top.  He did not understand what he was seeing.

As he peered into the room, he saw a man working over equipment, deep in thought.  He had no clue who he was and only later would he hear that this was Hugo Strange. Baron Blood was there too, lurking in the shadows.  A few other vampires were in the place, seemingly under Blood’s control.  

He also saw the man who must have been the pilot of that aforementioned airplane, and a man dressed as a butler, bound and tied besides the mad scientist.

“Alfred,” he said, “it will be just a short time until I have the power to finally rid the world of the Bat.”

Bat?  Is he trying to kill Baron Blood? Van Helsing thought.  That does not make sense.  

“Baron, have you gotten the fourth man?”

“Of course I have, Hugo,” replied Blood.  With a glance, an unconscious man who had been chained up was brought into the room.

Firearm?  Van Helsing said.  He recognized him. They had briefly teamed up on one of his cases.  He was a private investigator. Alec Swan. Van Helsing knew him to be a good man.  Four men?  %$^%$

“The machine is ready.  Seize the day!” Strange said, slamming the button.  A massive jolt of energy leapt from the machine, snatching Van Helsing from outside the window.  The energy engulfed him and the pilot,the butler and Firearm. The four of them were pulled into a quadrangle at the outskirts of the energy, held in place.  Strange was laughing as the energy reached out once again, this time for something… outside.

In the middle of the energy, a white skinned man appeared, a green cloak hanging from his frame.

“The Spectre?” the butler said and Van Helsing barely thought about why the butler would know this ghost.  

Before anything else could be said, the Spectre was torn into four pieces, one piece projected at each of the four men, barreling into their chests.  The pain was excruciating. It burned unlike anything that Van Helsing could remember. After an endless few seconds, the energy dispersed and the four men dropped to the ground.  A fifth man fell to the floor as well, from the place where the ghost had floated.

“What happened?” muttered Van Helsing, not able to remember anything from the last few seconds.  It was as someone had pulled a cover over his memory.

“Success!” screamed Strange.  

But success was short-lived.  The word barely escaped the mouth of the scientist before Baron Blood was on him.  The fangs sunk deeply in as he ripped his throat out. Baron Blood buried his teeth into the soft flesh of the scientist as the warm, life giving plasma drained from his form.  Strange’s shocked screams were muffled from the monster and he slowly sunk to the floor.  

Karma’s a bitch,” Van Helsing thought, looking at the others.  “Get up,”

Helping the others to their feet, Van Helsing turned to the pilot.  

“Was that your plane I saw?” he said. “Can you get us out of here?”

“Yes,” he said.

The four rushed toward the exit of the room, however, Firearm was snatched by the other vampires before he could escape.  The other three could not stop as they were being pursued by a horde of vampires who seemed to come out of nowhere. Van Helsing hated leaving him behind, but they would not survive a fight right now.  They were too weak. If only they could get to that plane.

NOW

“You three attempted your futile escape just before I arrived.  I must say, I did not expect three heroes such as yourselves to just run off while you left Swan and Corrigan behind,” said Helspont.

“Who’s Corrigan?” Van Helsing said, growing irritated at being confused by what was happening.

“He was the Spectre,” said Alfred, once again showing off the knowledge that a normal butler would not have.  “He’s right over there.”

“Correct, Alfred Pennyworth,” said Helspont.  “He needs to be here as the anchor. You see, you are the vessels that I required.  The power of the Spectre is beyond mine and I want it. I could not have taken it on my own, but by splitting into fours, I can control the power…making the transfer easier.”

“Are you insane?” asked Blackhawk.

“Of course not.  Hugo Strange would have never been able to create the necessary equipment without Querl Dox…” started Helspont.

“Brainiac 5, you mean” said Alfred.

“My aren’t we Mr. Know-it-all,” said Brainiac 5.

“Yes, so as soon as Strange was able to accrue the four of you, he became quite expendable.”

Baron Blood smiled.

Slapping on some gauntlets handed to him by Brainiac 5, Helspont said, “And in a few minutes, the four of you will be expendable as well.”

 

Chapter Six

As the energy flew, pulling free from each of the men, their screams cut through the Texas air.  This mighty power, one that they had not even remembered they had, was being ripped from their bodies and heading toward the awaiting frame of Lord Helspont.

“This is intolerable,” Alfred said.

“Why do I get stuck with cases like this?” said Firearm, his chains slipping from his body.

“We only have one chance,” said Van Helsing.  “When this energy ends, we have to rush him. Hopefully, he will be unsteady and we can get those gloves off him.”

“You need another plan,” said Blackhawk.  “Look.”

The Spectre power was heading into Lord Helspont, but his face told the story.  There was something wrong.

“What is going on?” Helspont said, turning,”Querl?”

Facing Brainiac 5, Lord Helspont saw the bright white teeth shining through the green skin. He knew his mistake immediately.  Trust.

The power was going straight through Helspont and forming around Brainiac 5.  

“Yes!” the former Legionnaire said , the power beyond his calculations pulsing through his muscles.  “It is mine!”

With a thrust gesture, Lord Helspont felt the remaining energy inside his chest explode outward, tearing him in two.  The lifeless lump of pieces that was Lord Helspont dropped to the ground at the feet of the cackling Brainiac 5.

“Now!” screamed Van Helsing as the four men leapt at Brainiac 5, a long green cloak manifesting itself around him, his skin quickly changing to a pale shade.  Brainiac 5 shrugged and the four men flew from his body.

“Baron,” said Brainiac 5, turning his attention to the vampire.  “Your assistance was so important. Thank you.”

A bolt of energy flew from Brainiac 5 and went cutting through Baron Blood and the other vampires in the room, turning them to dust.  The eyes of Brainiac 5 bulged in madness as he turned on everyone that had helped him. He did not care. He had the power.

“I am the Spectre!” he shouted, maniacally.

Without warning, he doubled over, grasping his gut.  The scream was filled with anguish. “No!” he said, as if he were fighting from within.  

“What is going on?” asked Firearm.

As he asked, the group spotted Jim Corrigan behind Brainiac 5, his eyes clouded over, trying to pull the power of the Spectre home.

“Help me,” yelled Corrigan, and the four men lunged back at the new Spectre, grabbing hold of what they could.  They had no idea what they could do in the presence of such power, but they were determined to do anything they could.  

With the hands of the four on Brainiac 5, and a seemingly strengthening Jim Corrigan holding on tightly, the energy coursed back through the “vessels” and headed back from where it came.

“You should have killed me when you had a chance,” said Corrigan, whispering in his ear.  

The green cape withered away and began to reform around his last full host.  His skin turned white as Brainiac 5’s skin returned to the green. A final blast of green energy sent everyone flying.

Van Helsing looked up and the Spectre levitated slightly off the ground, Brainiac 5 laying on the ground before him.   He reached down and grabbed Brainiac 5 by the throat, pulling him up to his face. They could not hear what Spectre said to him, but, after a second, he turned toward the last remaining men.  A simple nod of the head was all the Spectre did and… he and Brainiac 5 were gone.

Van Helsing, Alfred, Alec Swan and Blackhawk looked around the Alamo, which was barely standing.

“What now?” said Blackhawk.  

There was a long pause.  Finally…

“I guess all we can do is remember…” said Van Helsing.

Goldfinger (1964)

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“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

Perhaps the most famous quote from the Bond franchise appeared in the third film in the series, one of my all-time favorite Bond films, Goldfinger.

Auric Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe) is our main villain in this installment, a man with an obsession for gold and a plan to irradiate the gold supply at Fort Knox.  James Bond (Sean Connery) is along for the ride in an attempt to stop him.

There are some iconic moments and characters that appeared in Goldfinger.  Auric Goldfinger’s loyal right hand man, Oddjob (Harold Sakata) and his projectile hat was seen here.  We also meet the one and only Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman), the most appropriately named Bond girl ever.  The movie contains perhaps one of the most infamous death scenes in film history with the gold paint on the girl, that even appeared on the movie poster.

I have to say, rewatching this after so many years, there is a scene that makes me pretty uncomfortable.  James Bond certainly seems as if he forces himself on to Pussy in the barn.  They play it off as if she was seduced and became enthralled with Bond, but it sure looked like, at the minimum, sexual assault and, at the worst, rape.  This was a different era, but that scene truly plays worse in today’s world.

The rest of the movie is solid, superspy action with an iconic villain facing off against Bond.  Bond was off his game nearly the entire film, as Auric kept him distracted throughout.  Goldfinger certainly let his “super villain” tendency get in the way of his evil plan.  He should have let that laser cut through Bond in that famous scene and his plan would have gone off without a hitch.  His own negative tendencies led to his own demise.

It was also interesting how the film recast Felix Leiter.  At first, in Dr. No, the CIA agent was played by Jack Lord, who declined the role when offered to him, and now he was portrayed by Cec Linder.

One of the best components of this film is the awesome theme song, something that becomes more of an important part to the franchise moving forward.  Goldfinger was sung by Dame Shirley Bassey and it kicks the film off with a mysterious and eerie beginning.

Still near the top of the Bond films, I did find that scene in the hay with James and Pussy to be iffy.  Otherwise, this is a classic Bond adventure that redefined the franchise moving forward.

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From Russia with Love (1963)

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The James Bond film franchise took a step forward with the underappreciated From Russia with Love, another film based on the Ian Fleming books.

Bond (Sean Connery) is in pursuit of a Russian decoding machine, known as “Lektor,” and must gain possession of it before the evil S.P.E.C.T.R.E organization gets its hands on it.  The Russian government wants it as well and they send a spy Tatiana Romanov (Daniela Bianchi) to go undercover with Bond to get it.

The Cold War was fully underway and this spy thriller really played into the tensions in the world at the time.  It was a film that was not just a “Bond” movie, but could be considered a straight-up Cold War movie itself.

I had no idea how much the Austin Powers characters of Dr. Evil and his crew were parodies of actual characters from the Bond franchise until I saw the members of S.P.E.C.T.R.E.  Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya) looked to be exactly like Frau Farbissina while the character of Number One (who would eventually be revealed as Blofeld though not named here) was Dr. Evil right down to the cat he held.  Having this background makes one appreciate the Austin Powers movie more.

Back to From Russia with Love, there was a distinct Hitchcockian feel to the film, in particular the ending half of the film.  Not only did it take place on a train, which was one of Hitchcock’s preferred settings, but the helicopter at the end felt like an allusion to North by Northwest.  The inspiration from Hitchcock is what makes this film feel different than some of the other Bond movies.

This is the first time we see M (Bernard Lee) and his gadgets that play a huge role in the film.  We also get a powerhouse heavy in Donald “Red” Grant (Robert Shaw).

I was surprised how the film was more connected to Dr. No than I thought it was.  I had always pictured the Bond series as more of a one off adventure, but there was definitely continuity involved in the story as “Number One” made reference to Dr. No in this film.

This was a very well done Bond movie and should be considered one of the better installments of the franchise.

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Dr. No (1962)

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April 2020 was supposed to see the release of the 25th installment in the James Bond franchise, No Time to Die.  For that achievement, I had hoped to watch the previous Bond movies in preparation.  However, time had caught up with me and, unfortunately, that was something that was not going to happen.

However, with the outbreak of COVID-19 worldwide, the Universal movie was pushed back from its April release date until November 12th, and with the school closed, I suddenly have quite a bit of time to go through the Bond franchise, enough time where I do not even have to binge it.

Which means that I am starting off on Amazon Prime with Dr. No, the 1962 film that started it all, based on the novelized hero from Ian Fleming.

I actually do not think that I had ever seen Dr. No before as this was unfamiliar to me.  The adventures of James Bond (Sean Connery) kick off with his battle with Dr. No (Joseph Wiseman) on his nuclear island.  The very first Bond girl is here as well as we meet Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) upon that island.

The film starts with a series of spy movie scenes, including one tense scene with a giant tarantula spider.  The first half of this movie was fun, with Bond moving from one bedroom to another.  The second half of the movie turned more into the sci-fi type action thriller you might see from this franchise.

Lots of the typical Bond fare was here, but it was considerably lower key than in future installments.  I have to say, Bond certainly made his way around with the women too.  He probably could not get away with that in today’s society.

Sean Connery is fantastic as James Bond and you can see here why some people place him at the top of the James Bond list.  He is charming and likable while still being a dangerous man.

Dr. No begins the trend of the over-the-top Bond villain that we see consistently over the years.  Dr. No was fine for what he was, but the best thing that Dr. No would do was name drop the organization Spectre, which becomes a huge recurring enemy for Bond.

There are plenty of moments that make you wonder what people are thinking and why they do not just shoot Bond or Honey when they have the chance.  That credibility is stretched throughout the entire franchise, a franchise that certainly requires some suspension of disbelief.  The viewer is willing to do this because you are having such a good time with the character of Bond that you forgive the conveniences of the spy’s life.

I was also surprised to see original Hawaii 5-0 star Jack Lord as CIA agent Felix Leiter.  I was not expecting that familiar of a face to pop up in the movie.

Dr. No was fun and exciting, providing an entertaining escape for the viewer and helped plant the seeds for the future of the Bond series.  A definite good start.

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Wendy

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Another 39% on Rotten Tomatoes?  Another film that I enjoyed way more than the score shows.  I found the movie Wendy that popped up on Vudu today.  The Peter Pan story has had a hard run recently, but this film takes that tale in an all new direction.

Wendy (Devin France) and her older brothers, the twins Douglas (Gage Naquin) and James (Gavin Naquin), jump aboard a train, escaping their problematic lives.  Peter (Yashua Mack) leads the three of them to his island where they never grow old and stay young forever.

The re-imagining of the Peter Pan tale is done extremely well here, which is even more impressive considering how bad some of the other films involving it have been (e.g. Pan).  This has a more realistic feel to it than any other version of the story I have seen before.  I had an immediate feel of “The Lord of the Flies” to this movie.  The kids on their own, trying to create their own little world.

Some of the fantastical elements of the movie (specifically Mother) did not work as well as most of the film because this is simply did not make much sense.  You did not understand what Mother was or what abilities she had.  It was a mysterious part of the story that was underdeveloped.

However, the kids who aged, while also fantastical, was a much more fascinating story.  This was used as a way to bring into the story the new version of Captain Hook (Kevin Pugh).  The introduction of Hook was extremely emotional,tragic and very well done.

The kids did a great job leading this story.  Devin France as Windy was fantastic, but felt so much older than she was.  I pictured her as a much older person than what she was playing.  She has a distinct presence about her and could have a bright future.

I also found Yashua Mack to be charming and really a perfect Peter Pan.  He captured the style and the panache of the iconic character for a more realistic world.  The use of “flying” in this movie was done so well with the train and with the water and this technique was very creative.

Directed by Benh Zeitlin, the look of the shots and the cinematography is an even greater benefit for this movie.  It is unfortunate that I won’t have the chance to see this film on the big screen, because that would be an experience worth the time.

Though this is based on the classic children’s story, Wendy is not necessarily a film that would be good for children.  This is much more targeted for an adult audience with its slower storytelling and its adult language and themes.  Younger viewers may be bored during scenes that I found invigorating and life affirming.

This is way better than 39% and you should search this one out.

4 stars

Love Wedding Repeat

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Apparently, this new Netflix film has quite a low score on Rotten Tomatoes (at 35%) and a low audience score (39%) as well.  This is a good example of how subjective film can be, because I really enjoyed this movie.

I found Love Wedding Repeat to be extremely charming and very funny.

It is Hayley’s (Eleanor Tomlinson) wedding day, but when an old flame Marc (Jack Farthing) arrives at the wedding with intentions of ruining it, Hayley looks to her brother Jack (Sam Claflin) for help.  She gives Jack a sleep sedative and wants him to drug Marc.  This all gets in the way of Jack’s attempts to meet up with an old flame of his own Dina (Olivia Munn).

When the plan to slip the sedative in Marc’s champagne glass goes awry, trouble ensues.

After everything plays out, we flash back to the key moment and go on an alternate version of the reception occurs.  The story then takes a new twist as the wedding moments play out in a new way.

I enjoyed the twist of the movie where they simply rewind and replay the last part of the wedding.  It was a clever and funny way to go.

Sam Claflin is at the heart of the movie and he does a wonderful job of carrying the story.  All of the pieces of the story flow through him and his down-on-his-luck character seems to fit him beautifully.  I found myself really rooting for this guy who is putting his efforts to help his sister ahead of everything else.

Olivia Munn is also very good in this movie although I could have used more form her.  She had some really great chemistry with Claflin.

There were some storylines in the film that felt like they were crammed in for really no actual reasons.  Jack’s ex-girlfriend (Frieda Pinto) and her new boyfriend (Allan Mustafa) are here and she was taunting him about Jack’s penis size.  These two were not that funny, though there were a couple of moments.  Otherwise, I enjoyed the rest of the film.

I laughed a lot during this film.  There was a very British feel to this film in the manner of comedy and it seemed to work for me.

I do not know why so many people disliked this film, but I respectfully disagree with them.  I found this rom-com clever and creative, with good humor and well acted.  Give it a try.  Keep your mind open.

3.8 stars 

Impractical Jokers: The Movie

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This is a movie based on a TV show that I have only seen a few times.  I have never been a big fan of the show, but I have a friend who loves the show.

This film is a blend between a scripted plot and the TV show, where the four “Impractical Jokers,” Joe Gatto, James Murray, Brian Quinn and Sal Vulcano, set up a situation where one of them go into a public place and act silly or ridiculous as the one gets lines fed to him by the other three to make it worse.

We see a flashback to the early nineties and the four guys, in high school, have a terrible night after sneaking into a Paula Abdul concert.  Decades later, they run into Paula again, but she does not recognize the group as the troublemakers from all those years ago.  She recognizes them as The Impractical Jokers and invite them to a party in Miami.  However, she accidentally only gives them three passes.  The four decide to have hidden camera “jokes” as they do on their show and the loser of them misses the show.

The movie is kind of dumb.  The written story that surrounds the skits is about as dumb as it can get.

However, the skits on the road, which are much like the TV show, actually made me laugh several times.  This looked to be done with real people along the way who are unaware that they are being filmed and that these guys are acting.  I have to say, there are a couple of times that the looks on the faces of the real people make me think that they are either playing along or have figured out what is going on.  The gimmick works best when the people do not know what is happening and they have that WTF expression on their face.

There was a really fun bit with a job interview situation, maybe the best of the skits.

So there are really two parts to this film.  One that does not work at all and is pretty dumb, and one part that has some really funny moments and is pretty dumb.  As I have said before, funny helps cover weaknesses of films.  This film is not an exception.

Fans of the TV show should enjoy this.  I am not a fan of the show, but there were some funny bits of the show.  The four guys certainly have a loose and comfortable friendship that creates a positive tone.  I have seen worse comedies.

2.5 stars 

 

EYG Top 10 One-Hit Wonder Directors

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It is Tuesday, so it was time for the Top 10 podcast with John Rocha and Matt Knost.  The topics these days are different than normal, since the theaters are closed and they do not have new films opening because of the COVID-19 virus.  This week’s topic came from a viewer suggestion for Top 10 One-Hit Wonder Movie Directors.

This topic requires a ton of definitions involved.  For example, what is a “hit.”  Is it a great movie?  Is it a successful movie?  Does making money despite being a garbage film.  An example on the show was Michael Bay.  The Rock might be a great film, but are the Transformers movies hits?

What about directors who only had one basic film and then never did anything else?  How about films that were highly acclaimed critically but may not have knocked the box office on its butt?  How about a film that has a bunch of sequels but may not have had a great financial run?

In the end, I think I am using all of those as a possibility.  There will be no Michael Bay because he had a bunch of financial hits.

Number one was tough this week again, because no film really jumped out at me.  I had to struggle to choose the one that tops this list.

Filmmaker Brian Helgeland brings Jackie Robinson legend to life in ...#10.  Brian Helgeland, 42.  I enjoyed the film by Brian Helgeland that tells the story of Jackie Robinson and his first year in Major League Baseball.  Being a Dodger fan, I enjoyed this movie very much and our future Black Panther, Chadwick Boseman as Jackie.

 

 

District 9 Sequel a Possibility, Says Director Neill Blomkamp#9.  Neill Blomkamp, District 9.  District 9 has made its appearance on several lists recently.  It is truly a great sci-fi film.  Honestly, Neil Blomkamp has just not reached this level since.  Elysium and Chappie were such flops.  Hopefully, this is a director that will not continue on a list like this one in the future.

 

Renny Harlin | Die Hard Wiki | Fandom#8.  Renny Harlin, Die Hard 2.  Die Hard 2 is a film that does not get the appreciation because it followed the absolutely classic Die Hard.  Yes, there are some beats similar, however, I found this to be one of my favorite Die Hard films.  Bruce Willis brought John McClane back to the big screen in a fantastic manner.  Cliffhanger could be an argument for Renny, but there is not much more on his IMDB page.

 

 

 

Josh Trank Says He Banned Max Landis From Visiting 'Chronicle' Set ...#7.  Josh Trank, Chronicle.  Chronicle was a fabulous found footage film detailing the origin story of a group of high school students who gained super powers.  This film really sent Trank into the stratosphere of film.  It led to the FOX Fantastic Four film.  Unfortunately, that became a massive flop, but, as many believe, because of studio influence.  Chronicle also gave us Michael B. Jordan in one of his earliest roles.

 

Richard Kelly Says He's Planning Another 'Donnie Darko' Movie#6.  Richard Kelly, Donnie Darko.  Donnie Darko is a classic film, and a hugely underrated one.  Richard Kelly created a great science fiction film with a giant rabbit named Frank.  Donnie Darko was a trippy mind-mess of a film that had some amazing twists.  All the while, the film was shot beautifully.  Jake Gyllenhaal appeared as the title character which helped him become one of the best actors currently working in Hollywood today.

 

The Mystery of Kinka Usher#5.  Kinka Usher, Mystery Men. I loved the Mystery Men.  It is a comic based film that does not receive the type of recognition that it deserves.  There is a amazing cast including Ben Stiller, William H. Macy, Hank Azaria, Paul Reubens, Janeane Garofalo, Greg Kinnear and Geoffrey Rush.  The Mystery Men is a comedy and it delivers the laughs along with some of the top characters you will find.  The whole story is weaved together well and Kinka Usher deserves a lot of credit.

 

After 13 Years, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Still Blows ...#4.  Michel Gondrey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  One of the best performances in the career of Jim Carrey and Michel Gondrey deserves a lot of credit for that.  Eternal Sunshine may not be a huge monetary hit, but it is a film that has persevered and became more of a hit over the years.  It is one of those films that always finds its way onto “best of” lists and I know of some people who would place this at the very top.  It is one of the most creative stories on this list and the performances are top line.

 

SIFFcast Dan Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez#3.  Eduardo Sánchez and Daniel Myrick, The Blair Witch Project.  I agree with the analysis made today by Matt Knost.  He placed this film high on his top 10 list and stated that it was this high because of the legacy of the film.  Without Blair Witch, we do not get the entire genre of found footage that graced the screen afterwards.  It also gave horror a shot in the arm.  The movie was extremely creepy and I enjoyed it enough.  The gimmick of whether or not this was a true story helped the buzz around the film.  No one was really 100% sure right away.  While there are films on this list that I prefer over Blair Witch, you cannot debate the importance of the work.

 

James McTeigue interview for V for Vendetta - YouTube#2.  James McTeigue, V for Vendetta.  Based on a DC Comics graphic novel by Alan Moore, this movie was a thrill ride of action and characterization.  Moore was not a fan of the film, but I think that is his own issues and he is allowed to feel that way.  I love the film myself.  The creation of V is just a cinematic wonder and his relationship with Natalie Portman’s character was epic.  The way she gets broken down and brought around is a challenge.  V for Vendetta was a great film.

 

Disaster Artist's' James Franco on Casting Famous Friends ...#1.  James Franco, The Disaster Artist.  This was probably my favorite film on the list and that made it number one on this list.  I did struggle to choose the number one choice.  Franco is the only director on this list that who also stars in the film he is directing.  His performance as real life Tommy Wiseau is amazing.  Being able to go from such a character that Wiseau was and then to head to the director’s chair is an impressive feat.

 

Honorable Mention:  Some other choices I considered were Ruben Fleischer for Zombieland.  I considered Scott Derrickson for Dr. Strange, but the term “hit” knocked him out since Sinister made a ton of money on its low budget.  Billy Bob Thornton‘s Sling Blade nearly made #10.  Brad Silberling‘s work on Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events was impressive too.

 

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