Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

With just today and tomorrow remaining in October, the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest is winding down for 2020 and we are pulling out the real big guns… or at least… the big fruit.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was an absurd film from the late 1970s. It is a comedy. It is horror. It is a satire. It is a musical. It has pieces from all kinds of genre.

It is just terrible.

It is one of the worst movies you are going to see.

Still, it is fun watching it, picking out the most ridiculous moments in this film where tomatoes come to life and try killing off the human race.

There are scenes in this that do not feel remotely connected. There was a Hitler joke. A joke Jesus Christ doing a commercial. A meeting of generals in a tiny room. There was a Lois and Clark/Superman joke. None of these fit in with killer tomatoes.

Some of the voice overs are clearly added later. The sound was so off that it made you think they did it on purpose, that it was part of the gag. It did not have a cohesiveness to it.

There is a great theme song to this movie that I enjoyed every time I heard it on Dr. Demento when I was younger.

I shook my head as much as anything else. This has become a B-movie classic because it was so bad. It falls right in line with Birdemic, The Room and Manos: Hands of Fate.

On the Rocks

I found this movie on Apple + and it appealed to me because…who doesn’t love Bill Murray? So I watched On the Rocks mainly because of the presence of the comedic actor.

I found the film to be a pretty normal and average film that was elevated by Bill Murray. He was so great here and he brought the charm of Bill Murray. He took the On the Rocks film and made it more than what it was going to be before.

Laura (Rashida Jones) is a young mother who has started to believe that her busy husband Dean (Marlon Wayans) was starting to ignore her. Since her father Felix (Bill Murray) had cheated on her mother when she was a child, the thought that Dean might be doing the same thing entered her mind.

Felix encouraged the thought, perhaps subconsciously, to spend more time with his daughter. The two of them started to follow Dean and to investigate the suspicious behavior.

Directed by Sofia Coppola, On the Rocks shows Bill Murray at his best. He has great chemistry with his daughter Rashida Jones, who holds her own beside the scene-stealing superstar. The relationship between Murray and Jones drove the film and there is a scene where they discussed Murray’s character’s infidelity and it was powerful.

An A24 film, On the Rocks was a fun time.

3.6 stars

The Others (2001)

Next up on the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest is a film from 2001 starring Nicole Kidman called The Others.

Kidman plays a woman named Grace, who moved into an old family home near the end of World War II with her two children to await for the return of her husband (Christopher Eccleston) from the war.

Grace’s children, Anne (Alakina Mann) and Nicholas (James Bentley), were photosensitive so they needed to stay out of sunlight, requiring the curtains to remain closed. There were plenty of other rules that seemed quite strict too.

When former servants of the house arrived looking for jobs, they were hired and things begin to unravel.

The Others is a great film, filled with supernatural scares and a mystery of what is going on that keeps the viewers uncertain and off-balance.

Nicole Kidman is excellent as the controlling mother, confused and alarmed at the situation surrounding the house. She starts to believe that the house is haunted, but every attempt at finding answers is met with a new problem or hurdle.

Fionnula Flanagan (Eloise Hawking from LOST) played Mrs. Mills, one of the servants who arrived and she clearly had a secret, but is it sinister?

Along with the strong performances in the movie, The Others features a fantastic setting that helps to create a mood of fearfulness and anxiety. You are never sure exactly what is happening or how it fits together. I will say that the ending did surprise me and that is always a good sign for me.

The movie is a slow burn, but it is worth it. There are a lot of moments of nervousness and anxiety. Nicole Kidman was amazing and The Others is a cool Haunted House story.

Over the Moon

Netflix animated feature Over the Moon gets new trailer and poster

Taking a break from the horror movies, I watched a new animated film on Netflix that opened this weekend, Over the Moon.

A young girl Fei Fei (Cathy Ang) builds a rocket ship to fly to the moon in an attempt to find the moon goddess Chang’e (Phillipa Soo) hoping to have her help convince Fei Fei’s father (John Cho) not to remarry after the death of Fei Fei’s mother.

She is accompanied to the moon by Chin (Robert G. Chiu), the son of the woman Fei Fei’s father wanted to marry. Chin was excited about being a step-brother to Fei Fei, but she found him annoying and bothersome.

First and foremost, the animation is utterly gorgeous in this film. The colors were vibrant and filled the screen. The film is a visual masterpiece of animation and movie magic. Most animated movies fall far short of the level of beauty in this movie.

The voice cast was great. Along with our main characters, you can add Ken Jeong. Sandra Oh, Edie Ichioka, Margaret Cho, and Ruthie Ann Miles.

The songs in this musical are all catchy and feel good at the time that you are watching Over the Moon, however, I suspect that none of the songs involved here are going to be remembered past the movie’s run time. There is nothing here like a Disney classic film where you will remember the music and be humming it later in the night.

There is a strong message here about dealing with loss and grief and the continuation of the ideal of telling a story of diversity for all people.

The story itself may be a bit familiar in a lot of ways. It may be predictable, but for this type of animated movie, that may not be the worst thing. As a family film, Over the Moon succeeds tremendously. Again, I may not remember this years later as I might a film from Pixar, but there is no denying that the 1 hour 40 minutes on Netflix was entertaining and engaging. It struck a few emotional beats (especially in the film’s opening 10 minutes) and it should be effective on family movie night. Any problems that the film may have should be easily overcome by the charm presented.

3.8 stars

Jaws 2 (1978)

The next film in the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest for 2020 is a sequel to one of my all-time favorite moves.

Unfortunately, Jaws 2 comes up very short of Stephen Spielberg’s classic Jaws. While it is not bad, Jaws 2 just was never going to match up with the magic of the film that preceded it.

We return to Amity years after the arrival of the original shark and we see that life has gone on. Sheriff Brody (Roy Scheider) has gotten on with his life, Ellen (Lorraine Gary) has a successful job working for businessman Peterson (Joseph Mascolo) and the beach is alive as ever.

However, the waters are about to become dangerous once again as the arrival of another great white shark starts to cause chaos among the sailor, water skiers and dumb kids.

There are some good moments in Jaws 2. I thought the idea of Brody being crazed when the idea of a shark returning happens. He seems to be suffering from PTSD and nobody believes him. I think if this had more of a focus on Scheider and his character Brody, this could have been much more successful.

Sadly, though, the original Jaws came down to the relationship between Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss (as Hooper) and Robert Shaw (as Quint) and that dynamic was missing from this film. Instead, the film was more interested in placing a bunch of dimwit teenagers in jeopardy than creating any real characters.

The score, which was a undeniable classic in the original, was overbearing here. John Williams did both, but this time his music was simply too much, at times downright distracting.

I actually found this worse on this viewing than I had thought before. There was little new here and the sequel felt totally unnecessary. As I said, there were some good bits here and there, but the rest of it outweighed it.

Theater of Blood (1973)

As we start off the final week of the EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest, we have a movie that I had never heard of before and only found out about thanks to the podcast Critically Acclaimed, featuring critics William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold.

Theater of Blood starred the iconic horror actor of the 1950s-1970s, Vincent Price is a roll that he is clearly having a blast playing.

After losing out on a prestigious acting award, Shakespearean stage actor Edward Lionheart (Vincent Price) threw himself from a balcony into the river Thames in front of the group of self-important critics who had blasted his work in print and whom he blamed for costing him the award.

However, Lionheart did not die from his fall. Instead, he was rescued and saved by a group of vagrants and he spent two years healing.

When he was ready, he began to slay the critics, literally, in the same manner in which Shakespeare had killed some of his characters. It comes down to facing off with Peregrine Devlin (Ian Hendry), the critic who presented the actual award.

This is a horror/comedy and it delivers. Vincent Price is so over-the-top that he fits this perfectly. He provides his Shakespearean lines with gusto of an actor obsessed with the Bard. He could have been a perfect Batman villain as much of Lionheart’s story felt like a supervillain origin.

The camp factor on this is high, and very enjoyable. The British film directed by Douglas Hickox, included a large variety of well-known British actors. Some of these actors were Sir Michael Hordern, Coral Browne, Dennis Price, Jack Hawkins, Robert Morley, and Arthur Lowe.

Diana Riggs is also in the cast, giving one of her favorite performances as Lionheart’s daughter Edwina.

I suppose since I loved this, I’m safe from any retribution.

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

Fourteen years later, the world receives a sequel to the surprise smash, Borat, starring Sacha Baron Cohen as the number four journalist from Kazakhstan. I am unsure if I have ever really seen the original film, as it feels like one that I did not think I was going to like. After seeing this film on Amazon Prime, I may have to find time this weekend to watch the original.

This was so funny. I laughed throughout the film, even at times when I was trying to not look at what was happening. There were so many moments of insane humor and so many moments that could be considered in extreme bad taste. The thing is, I have always said that if something is funny, it covers a lot of mistakes. And this is funny.

Sacha Baron Cohen returns to the role that made him infamous and he unlooses his venom on today’s political America, taking on everything from VP Mike Pence to women’s rights to Covid-19. He does it with a razor sharp satirical wit that shows the ridiculousness of the situation.

There is a scene with former NY City Mayor Rudy Giuliani that has become a scandalous news story.

Cohen, dressed as Borat (who actually had to be dressed in costume as Borat since people were recognizing him), places himself into these situations where he reacts to the real people around him. This time he is joined by Borat’s daughter Tutar (Maria Bakalova), who his is attempting to “gift” to an important American (at first Mike Pence) to come into favor with “McDonald” Trump. The fact that Cohen can place himself into these moments (such as on stage at a Conservative rally where he sings a racist song) without constantly being spotted or speaks to his abilities in improv or as a prankster.

However, there is more than just the reaction parts of the film. There is a real story of a relationship that develops between Borat and Tutar, including several touching scenes filled with emotion. These moments are what elevates this to a movie and not just an extended version of Candid Camera.

Of course, the humor is also very uncomfortable at many times. Does it go over the line? Perhaps. I can see the humor here turning some people off, especially those who may favor the current administration. Still, I found myself laughing deeper than I have at a film in quite a while.

The easily offended may want to skip this one. However, I found it to be hilarious and shockingly amazing. Sacha Baron Cohen is unbelievable in his skills and he has brought a piece of entertainment that should keep people laughing.

4 stars

Frankenweenie (1984)

This was the strangest, most unexpected thing. I was watching the credits of the 2012 animated Frankenweenie on Disney + for the October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest, when the screen popped up a graphic for another Frankenweenie, which appeared to be live action.

I had no idea what this was, so I decided to watch it. There was young Shelley Duvall and Daniel Stern, which immediately put an end to the idea that maybe they had done this after the animated movie.

So it was clearly something that predated the animated movie. Then I saw that Tim Burton had also directed it.

Turns out that Frankenweenie started out as a 28-minute short from Burton and that they adapted the animated movie from this short. I had no idea.

The short was fun, considerably more condensed than the 2012 film, but it did a good job of showing the relationship between Victor (Barret Oliver) and Sparky. There were a few of the scenes (like the cars hooking up their jumper cables to Sparky) were exactly the same in the animated movie.

Much like the 2012 animated movie, this is an homage to the Universal Monster Movies, particularly Frankenstein (1931). The black and white film does a great job of creating that very mood. The short also makes you feel as if you were watching those older film with the staging and the way the actors carried themselves.

This was an interesting exercise, seeing this short after seeing the animated movie. There was more depth in the animated movie, but, as a short, this brought an excellent tone and set the stage for the future movie.

Frankenweenie (2012)

Today, in order to continue the October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest, I pulled up Disney + for a little family horror entertainment. This would be Tim Burton’s animated classic Frankenweenie.

This was a wonderful animated film, with the magic of stop animation giving us what appeared to be flawless artistic appearance of the characters and setting. The beautiful black and white filming highlighted every last piece of art that appeared on the screen making this a visually stunning film.

The story was touching and funny as well. Victor (Charlie Tahan) and his dog Sparky were inseparable until a tragic accident brought the dog’s life to an end. Engulfed in the world of science, Victor was inspired to attempt an experiment to resurrect the dog using lightning.

Clearly, the film is an homage to the 1931 film Frankenstein, as many of the iconic imagery appears in the animated movie. There is a lot of emotion here too as anyone who has lost a pet and who wished that there was something that they could do about it could feel for Victor and his plight.

The voice cast is strong. It features Catharine O’Hara, Martin Short, Martin Landau, Winona Ryder, and Atticus Shaffer. O’Hara and Short pitched in with multiple voices each.

This is a great family film with some real emotion and some powerful moments for Halloween. Frankenweenie is the type of animation that does not speak down to children, but provides them with a good story and beautiful imagery to watch.

Scream 4

As the October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest continues, we revisit the fourth movie in a franchise that brings meta filmmaking to a new level. Scream 4 features Neve Campbell as the ultimate victim-turned-bad ass Sidney Prescott, and directed by horror icon Wes Craven.

Murder is the name of the game in Woodsboro once again as super survivor Sidney (Neve Campbell) returned to face off again with the next version of Ghostface. This time, Ghostface is targeting Sidney’s cousin Jill (Emma Roberts) and her friends, in order to film his murders.

The basic pattern of the film follows the original Scream, which is actually a piece of the plot of the film. Our favorite characters Dewey (David Arquette) and Gale Weathers (Courtney Cox) are married now, but that does not prevent them from being blade deep in this story.

We meet a bunch of new high school students, some of which are obsessed with movies and others who are there as red herrings to make the audience wonder if they might be the returning Ghostface. There must be something in the water at Woodsboro High to keep cranking out these weirdos.

I could understand someone saying that this movie is nothing more than repetitive, but I feel that the film uses that as a hook to the franchise. There is so much meta story telling going on in the Scream franchise that, with the inclusion of Stab, the movie-within-a-movie, it works.

You would think that, after all this time, Sidney might get herself a permit to carry a gun. Seems to me she could absolutely find an argument for why she needed one.

With the news of a fifth film coming from this franchise, you would have to argue that Scream is one of, if not the, best horror franchises of all time. While none of the sequels reach the campy goodness of the original, all three sequels are fun and entertaining, with lots of positives with them. Even the much maligned Scream 3 contains lots of positives and enjoyment to be had.

Scream has avoided the problem of being repetitive, actually turning that into a strength of the story, and we have recurring characters that we cheer for and want to see again.

Love and Monsters

Dylan O’ Brien faces the apocalypse and giant mutated bugs and lizards in the new coming-of-age/monster story Love and Monsters.

The film is an action/adventure/comedy featuring a good cast and a surprising amount of emotional stakes.

Joel (Dylan O’Brien) has lived for seven years in the apocalypse. Giant monsters had mutated from bugs and frogs, sending the surviving humans into underground bunkers. Joel, however, does not seem the surviving type. Thankfully, his colony mates are here to keep him safe.

Unfortunately, Joel feels lonely, being the only single individual in his colony, and he was missing his girlfriend from years before the apocalypse, Aimee (Jessica Henwick). Joel uses a radio to contact other colonies and found where Aimee was.

After a breach of his colonies defenses by a monster, Joel decided that he needed to go find Aimee, traveling for seven days to her colony. Understandably, his friends believed he was dooming himself to being eaten by a monster.

Along the way, Joel runs into survivalists Clyde (Michael Rooker) and a little girl Minnow (Ariana Greenblatt), who take him in and help show Joel ways to avoid being killed on the surface.

This film is charming, fun and filled with some wonderful character development. Joel, in particular, follows a remarkable arc for his character and Dylan O’ Brien does a remarkable job of connecting as our protagonist.

The real relationship of the film is between Joel and a dog he meets along the way named Boy. There were more moments between Joel and Boy than there were with most other characters. They fought side by side and they saved each other. Boy was given several character traits as well that made him more than just a pet.

The monsters looked good. While there were some spots where the CGI was obvious, it was not bad enough to pull me out of the film. The design of the monsters were scary, but realistic.

The opening scene of the film is an animated section as Joel narrates what has happened over the years. It was one of the most interesting ways to drop exposition and provide us with the information that we needed to know. It was creative and entertaining.

Love and Monsters was an exciting concept that did not overdo its monsters and gave us a charismatic lead character and his dog. There was a lot of fun here and it gave us all some inspiration that people can get through the world, no matter what they may have to face.

4.5 stars

The Trial of the Chicago 7

I do not think I have ever seen a movie that was set over fifty years ago that has more relevance in today’s society than what I just finished watching.

I was utterly amazed at the brilliant film The Trial of the Chicago 7. As I watched the film, I thought to myself how sparkling and intelligent the dialogue and the script was. After finishing it, I discovered that the script was written by Aaron Sorkin (who also directed it). That made a lot of sense to me.

Sorkin, who has written A Few Good Men, The Social Network, Steve Jobs, Moneyball, Molly’s Game, The West Wing, has been known for his amazing dialogue and sharp political verbiage and it is on full display here.

The Trial of the Chicago 7 tells the true story of the trial of seven men who were charged with inciting the riots that occurred during the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago, Illinois. Seven men known as far left activists were placed on trial in 1969 [along with Black Panther leader Bobby Seale (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II)]. The men on trial included Tom Hayden (Eddie Redmayne). the militant Yippies led by Abbie Hoffman (Sacha Baron Cohen) and Jerry Rubin (Jeremey Strong), David Dellinger (John Carroll Lynch), Rennie Davis (Alex Sharp), John Froines (Danny Flaherty), and Lee Weiner (Noah Robbins).

The defendants faced an unfair trial, overseen by Judge Julius Hoffman (Frank Langella), who clearly had his mind made up before the trial began and went out of his way to display his racist, partial ideas from the bench. The prosecution was led by Richard Schultz (Joseph Gordon-Levett), a man who was shown to be fair and honest and who was bothered by the machinations of the court.

The cast here is utterly fire! I haven’t even mentioned Michael Keaton, who made a powerful cameo in the middle of the film that came from out of nowhere. This cast was rocking every moment and each member had their moments. Sacha Baron Cohen was amazing as Abbie Hoffman, bringing a quick witted humor among the devastatingly serious situation. John Carroll Lynch is always great in every role he takes on. Jeremey Strong stole every scene he was in with his portrayal of Jerry Rubin.

I would even go as far as to say that this might be the best performance in the career of Eddie Redmayne, as Tom Hayden. That is saying something considering the fact that Redmayne has won an Oscar.

This was totally entertaining, engaging and, at times, shocking. The scene where Judge Hoffman ordered the marshals at the court to remove Bobby Seale and to “deal with him as he should be dealt with” was jaw-dropping and about as uncomfortable as you can get. The film did not shy away from the clear racism on display and how black people could be dominated by the system.

The pacing is brisk and flowed extremely well. It did not feel like a two + hour film and I was enthralled through the entire run. It moved quickly and never once felt boring. despite it being heavily dialogue driven. It deals with characters and their desires and hopes for the country. It showed these men and people who love their country but who will not sit back and not speak out against the atrocities that the country may be responsible for.

Yet, it does not romanticize these men. They are shown with their own traits and quirks that make them feel real, and not just radical protesters that have revolutionary beliefs.

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie and I believe it may be my favorite film of 2020 so far. It is exceptional.

5 stars

Nocturne

The fourth of the new Blumhouse films released on Amazon Prime is Nocturne. Unfortunately, it was a film that I just could not get into.

Twin sisters Juliet (Sydney Sweeney) and Vivian (Madison Iseman) are at a prestigious institute for classical musicians, hoping for a chance to attend Julliard. However, Juliet has always trailed behind her sister in talent. However, Juliet makes a deal that is intended to see her pass her sister up.

Honestly, I just never got into the film and I was bored through most of it. There were some interesting visuals in the filmmaking which helped carry some of the film for me, but I just could not get into what was going on.

Based upon the classic Faustian tales, Nocturne feels like something that I have seen before and I just did not find it worth my time.

1.5 stars

Evil Eye

Evil Eye (Amazon Prime Video) movie large poster.

Blumhouse has released four new horror films on Amazon Prime for the month of October. Two of the films were dropped last week while this week sees the next two. The first one I saw was Evil Eye.

Usha (Sarita Choudhury) seemed to be a typical Indian mother, worrying that her only daughter Pallavi (Sunita Mani) would never find a husband. However, when Pallavi finds a new boyfriend Krishnan (Bernard White), Usha begins to have doubts about him and connects him to an incident she faced over 30 years before.

The premise of this film is interesting but it takes a while to get to it. While I do not mind a slow build, there needed to be some more drama along the way. And what was weird was that the film went from such a slow burn to full speed that it felt like a drastic tonal shift that practically gave me whiplash.

The performances were good. I believed everything that I saw and I thought each actor brought something original and intriguing to their roles. I liked that though it was an Indian culture on display that it did not dominate the film. It was not about trying to show the differences, it was more of a universal fear.

The idea behind the disapproving parent is all throughout the film and is taken to another level. The concept of the rebirth of evil is a constant that shows us how it can negatively affect a life.

While this kept my attention, it seemed as if the resolution came out of nowhere and derailed what was happening in the first part of the movie.

2.75 stars

Candyman (1992)

Continuing with the October EYG Halloween Horror Bingefest, last night I watched the original Candyman, from the mind of Clive Barker, directed by Bernard Rose.

I had never seen Candyman and, honestly, knew very little about it going in. With that, I really enjoyed this horror film and found it to be original and very creepy.

Helen Lyle (Virginia Madsen) was a student who was preparing a college thesis on the urban legend of the Candyman, a creature who was said to arrive and murder people when the person would speak his name five times into a mirror. Helen was a true skeptic and was more interested in the psychology behind the phenomenon than the actual killer.

When it seemed as if she had proven her thesis, she made the mistake of summoning the Candyman and she found her life in a downward spiral.

The way Candyman attacked her was ingenious and very entertaining. Tony Todd brought a frightening ambiance to the character of the Candyman and the very reverence that the creature had among the neighborhood created the specific charisma of the character. The voice fit beautifully into the lexicon of the character.

Virginia Madsen is top notch as Helen, showing her growing fear and uncertainty of what is happening around her and how she just simply is never sure of what she can do.

There is a lot of blood and gore in the film but it is not done as an excuse. It has a reason for its inclusion in the story and, because of that, works well.

The music of the film helped increase the anxiety and tension that the movie was trying to build.

The ending of the movie was strong too, although the fire scene was a little confusing. I did enjoy the ironic resolution to Helen’s story.

I liked this one a lot. I am not sure why I had never seen it, or even knew much about it. One of the better horror films from the 1990s.