Capone

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Josh Trank had a terrible downward spiral after the failure of the big budget FOX film, Fantastic Four.  After an ugly situation with that film, Trank is back with a biopic on the ending moments of the life of infamous gangster Alphonse “Al” Capone.

This movie is not your typical gangster flick.  Far from it.  After spending several years in prison for tax evasion, Capone was released due to his suffering from syphilis and dementia.  He would live out his remaining life at his house in Florida.

This movie tells that story, as it showed the mental deterioration of Capone, called “Fonzo” by everyone around him, but it detailed the guilt and anguish from his monstrous life.  There are moments in the film that you are not sure exactly what was going on and it turned out to be within his head.  These scenes made the film feel very nightmarish, very surreal.

Tom Hardy was truly transformative as Capone, having his brain rotting from the syphilis.  His performance as Fonzo was raw and powerful.  He went through such a physical and mentally suffering as this character and he made you a believer.

Linda Cardellini played Mae, Capone’s wife and carries a heavy load during this movie.  She gives a strong performance as the woman taking care of Fonzo through some of the most horrifying uncontrolled moments of his life.

There were some times during the film that the pacing felt a little off.  The film seemed to be longer than it was.  Still, the film is certainly a character piece and the plot is not of the most importance.  This is about Al Capone and what he is going through.  There is a plot point about $10 million dollars that Capone supposedly had buried somewhere, but it was not that important.  The lack of the plot did cause the film to drag a bit.

The film is held together from the great performances and the look at the unexpected end of the life of Al Capone.  Tom Hardy gets to show a level of acting that you do not expect.

3.3 stars

WWE Money in the Bank

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WWE just completed their 2020 Money in the Bank PPV and there were some amazing things that happen.  Yes, the absence of the audience has been a major issue, but they are moving forward and I get tired of hearing that complaint.  The lack of a live audience forces the WWE to bring out some creative ideas, and there was nothing more creative than this year’s Money in the Bank Ladder match.

The Men’s and Women’s Ladder Matches were going to go on at the same time, which was a first.  Then, the match itself was completely new.

WWE Money in the Bank 2020: Wrestlers to Climb Corporate Ladder in ...After the cinematic matches at Wrestlemania went over so well, they came up with a concept for this match that was extremely intriguing.  Six men and six women started the match at WWE Headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut on the ground floor.  A ring was set up on the roof of the building with two Money in the Bank briefcases suspended above it.  The wrestlers had to fight their way from the ground floor to the roof and the first person, male and female, to retrieve the briefcase would be proclaimed the winner.

The match was pre-recorded, allowing the WWE to pull off all kinds of fun scenes and cameos.  We saw Brother Love coming out of the bathroom.  Vince McMahon inside his office.  Stephanie McMahon just floating around.  Paul Heyman was in catering which, of course, led to a food fight.

The men started in the weigh room.  The women started in the lobby.  Then, anything went.  Poor A.J. Styles had some bad moments.  He had a weight set placed across his chest by Otis so he couldn’t move.  He ran into a poster of the Undertaker, showing off what may be some PTSD from his Boneyard Match at Wrestlemania.  He fought with Daniel Bryan into Mr. McMahon’s office and got yelled at by the Boss.  He also had the briefcase literally slip through his fingers.

Asuka Wins Women's Money In The Bank Ladder MatchThe star of the female side of things was clearly Asuka, who wound up winning the case.  She started the match by leaping on the rest of the women from above and rushing into the elevator, inside which she continued her weird Asuka dance.  That elevator spot was just so smart and I popped big time for it.  Asuka also knocked King Corbin off the ladder as he was climbing up the opposite side, even though he was not going after the same case as she was.  I guess even Asuka did not want to see King Corbin win.

Honestly, Asuka has been on absolute figurative fire lately and has been one of the most entertaining parts of the quarantine time in WWE so she really deserved this.

The men’s match ended strangely.  After Rey Mysterio and Aleister Black were thrown off the roof (at least, that is was it looked like had happened… RIP guys), Styles and Corbin fought over the briefcase only to have it slip out of AJ’s hands and drop into the waiting hands of Otis.

Otis Wins Men's Money In The Bank Ladder MatchYes, I said Otis.

I never would have guessed that Otis would have won that match and, although I was cheering for Asuka, I figured that either Nia Jax or Shayna Baszler was going to win.  I was extremely happy when “The Empress of Tomorrow” secured the briefcase.

The MiB ladder match was unbelievably entertaining.  It had moments of laughter. It had moments of drama.  It had painful looking blows.  There was a ton of storytelling going on.  It was a rousing success.  I was not sure how they were going to pull this off, but it was tremendous.

And the PPV ended after just 2 1/2 hours.

We are in new times right now.  Sure, I want the crowds back, but these cinematic matches are gold.  Give the creative people a chance to do something creative and good things will happen.

Other match results included:

Drew McIntyre defeated Seth Rollins in the WWE Championship match.  Drew shook Seth’s hand after.

Braun Strowman defeated Bray Wyatt to retain his Universal Championship.  Strowman pulled a fast one on Bray, using the Black sheep mask as a way to get over on Firefly Funhouse Bray.  More coming with this one as the Fiend will surely make his way into this feud.

Bayley defeated Tamina with a distraction help from Sasha Banks.

The New Day retained the WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championships in a fatal four way match.

Bobby Lashley (replacing MVP) defeated the ever-entertaining R-Truth.  Later R-Truth decided to go after the 24/7 title and he threatened to sack Tom Brady.

Jeff Hardy defeated Cesaro on the pre-show.

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EYG James Bond Movies Ranked

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I just finished re-watching the James Bond franchise (which is a misnomer because I do believe that there are several of the films that I had not seen before) and I have compiled the EYG List of James Bond films.

Starting off will be my list of James Bond actors.  Quality of movie did affect my choices, even if the Bond performance was decent.  Here is the order:

  1. Daniel Craig
  2. Sean Connery
  3. Timothy Dalton
  4. George Lazenby
  5. Roger Moore
  6. Pierce Brosnan

Personally, I liked Brosnan as Bond, but his movies were ones I was not a fan of so he dropped down the list.  Roger Moore was my Bond growing up, but looking back, his list of movies were really hit and miss.  Daniel Craig is just knocking his brooding Bond out of the park.  Connery is just behind him for me.  Lazenby gets overlooked a lot, but I loved his movie.

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#26.  Casino Royale (1968).  Awful.  Unfunny.  Waste of time.  I watched to have a complete list.  Never again.

#25.  Octopussy.  Ridiculous.  When Bond gets too campy, I check out.

#24.  Die Another Day.  Worst of the Pierce Brosnan films that I did not like that much anyway.

#23.  A View to a Kill.  Awesome theme song.  Um….

#22.  Moonraker.  Remember when I mentioned campy?  Bond in space.  Jaws falls in love and turns good.

#21.  The World is Not Enough.  Another Brosnan flopper for me.  I find these more boring than anything else.

#20.  Quantum of Solace.  Easily the worst of the Daniel Craig Bonds.

#19.  You Only Live Twice.  Japanese Bond.  Ugh.

#18.  GoldenEye.  Yeah, I know people love this one, but I just found it exceedingly dull.  Sorry.

#17.  Diamonds are Forever.  I’m not sure how many times Blofeld dies here.  The henchmen are dull.

#16.  Spectre.  This film on re-watch has improved from first watch.  Would have been much lower prior to re-watch.  Still a step down among the Craig Bonds.

#15.  Thunderball.  First Bond movie was felt lacking.  Underwater action galore.

#14.  Tomorrow Never Dies.  This is the highest ranked of the Pierce Brosnan films for me.  Most relevant villain to today’s world.

#13.  Never Say Never Again.  Another one that many people disliked, but I found good.  Connery comes back as Old Man Bond and I was in.

#12.  The Man with the Golden Gun.  Another one that a lot of Bond fans despise, but I enjoyed.  Loved Christopher Lee and Hervé Villechaize as the villains.

#11.  The Spy Who Loved Me.  Just outside the top 10, this movie matched up Bond with a female Russian agent and they were great together.

#10.  For Your Eyes Only.  This one and The Spy Who Loved Me battled for the #10 spot.  For Your Eyes Only won out.  It recaptured Bond for me after the idiocy of Moonraker.

#9.  The Living Daylights.  The first of the Timothy Dalton movies, The Living Daylights brought us a more serious and violent Bond.

#8.  Dr. No.  The first James Bond film was excellent and truly set up the franchise.

#7.  Licence to Kill.  The second and final Timothy Dalton Bond.  Helped bring the character out of the cartoon.

#6.  Live and Let Die.  Voodoo and black magic.  Lots of crocodiles and sharks.  Plus, Paul McCartney.

#5.  From Russia With Love.  A great train sequence that showed why Bond should not travel via train.  Great villain here too.

#4.  On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.  George Lazenby’s underrated film that develops the character of Bond and ends unlike any other Bond movie ever.

#3.  Goldfinger.  A classic.  Auric Goldfinger is one of the greatest villains in the franchise and Pussy Galore is one of the greatest Bond girls as well.

#2.  Skyfall.  This had been my number one prior to the re-watch.  I still love this film, as it is one of the most beautifully shot of all the Bond movies.

#1.  Casino Royale (2006).  During the re-watch, I found this so totally compelling and engaging that I loved every second.   The poker scenes were every bit as tense as the torture scene.  Casino Royale introduced us to Daniel Craig as Bond and the franchise changed forever.

EYG Top 10 James Bond Title Songs

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Welcome to a special edition of the EYG Top 10.  Normally, I base these lists off the Top 10 Show podcast (or perhaps the Top 10 Re-List) from John Rocha and Matt Knost.  However, this list has not been created on either of those podcasts.  I have been doing a James Bond re-watch for the last several weeks and I just finished it yesterday.  I thought that this would be a neat list to do.

There is no debate that the Bond title song is an important piece of music for the film. The best songs are able to set the tone and give us an idea of the film.  That does not mean that a great song will translate into a great film.  In fact, one of the best Bond title songs is attached to one of the worst movies.  Yet, a song can absolutely start it off on a good foot.

I am not including No Time to Kill by Billie Eilish on my list, since the official 25th Bond film got pushed back to November.  I have heard Eilish’s song on YouTube and I have to say I found it fairly haunting.  This list is for released movies… sorry.

Of course, the only thing that may be more subjective than movies is music.  These are my own personal favorites.  If you are yelling at me about Madonna or Writing on the Wall not being here, well… it is my list of songs I like.  Feel free to make your own.

 

Tina Turner - Golden Eye (David Morales Club Mix - Tony Mendes ...#10.  Tina Turner, GoldenEye (GoldenEye).  This song was in a battle for the tenth spot with about three others (who I will mention in the Honorable mentions).  I was disappointed by the film GoldenEye, but the style of Tina Turner really fit the film and set a nice tone.

 

 

a-ha - The Living Daylights (1987, Vinyl) | Discogs#9.  A-Ha, The Living Daylights (The Living Daylights).  I had not known this song and was extremely pleased with it during the re-watch.  A-Ha brought that late 80’s feel to Bond, setting the film up for a new run for a new age.  This was the first film since the departure of Roger Moore and A-Ha provided a new energy for Timothy Dalton’s uncommon 007.

 

 

The Spy Who Loved Me" Opening Credit Sequence - YouTube#8.  Carly Simon, Nobody Does it Better (The Spy Who Loved Me).  A song that has gone past its life as a Bond song.  In fact, I had forgotten that it was a Bond theme.  Another song that helps create the mood of the movie that it was going to be in front of.  The power ballad displayed the sexiness required for the film.

 

Why Chris Cornell's under-appreciated James Bond theme for Casino ...#7.  Chris Cornell, You Know My Name (Casino Royale).  Another one that caught me by surprise.  Chris Cornell of Soundgarden and Audioslave provided a rocking smash at the beginning of the awesome Casino Royale.  It kicked off the Daniel Craig generation of Bond film beautifully.

 

Louis Armstrong - James Bond 007 (Im Geheimauftrag Iher Majestät ...#6.  Louis Armstrong, We Have All the Time in the World (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service).  This is the only song on my list that ended up as a end credits song and, while it may not actually count, I do not think there is a better song to match the film.  The sadness of the end of this movie just transitions perfectly into this.  And Louis Armstrong is the perfect voice for this.

 

 

For your eyes only: Rare Sheena Easton Demo | 007 Under the Mango Tree#5.  Sheena Easton, For Your Eyes Only (For Your Eyes Only).  I have always been a fan of Sheena Easton and this was one of my personal favorites.  The haunting melody and the wonderful voice of the Scottish lass is masterful.  Sheena was also the only singer to also appear in the opening credits of the movie itself.

 

Goldfinger Theme Song - James Bond - YouTube#4.  Shirley Bassey, Goldfinger (Goldfinger).  This was one of the best Bond songs and does the best job of telling you the story of the film.  Goldfinger is an iconic song and Shirley Bassey has such a distinct voice.

 

 

Adele - Skyfall (Lyric Video) - YouTube#3.  Adele, Skyfall (Skyfall).  I love Adele’s song.  Everything about this works so well and her vocals are just astonishing.  It provided a powerful feel and perfectly set the tone for one of the best Bond movies of all time.  This is also the only Bond song to have won an Academy Award after several others had been nomnated.

 

It Was 35 Years Ago Today: Duran Duran's A View To A Kill + how ...#2.  Duran Duran, A View to a Kill (A View to a Kill).  What an amazing, rocking song, perfectly suited as a Bond song.  The opening of the song absolutely puts you into the idea that you are going to see James Bond.  Too bad the movie had to play after.  The movie is one of the worst films in the franchise, but this title song is easily the best part of the film.

 

 

James Bond 007- Live And Let Die by Paul Mccartney - YouTube#1.  Paul McCartney and Wings, Lie and Let Die, (Live and Let Die).  I debated the number one spot as every one of the top four on this list could have made it, but, in the end, it is Paul freaking McCartney.  It is one of the most recognizable songs in the Bond franchise and it is a huge hit in the world of music.  The song does an amazing job of telling you this is James Bond.  The middle instrumental part is all spy film.  And did I mention that it is Paul freaking McCartney?

 

Honorable mentions:  Nancy Sinatra’s You Only Live Twice, Shirley Bassey’s Diamonds are Forever and Rita Coolidge’s All Time High from Octopussy were all considered for that number ten spot.  I also enjoy the Thunderball song from Tom Jones.

 

Bondsongs

Spectre (2015)

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And so the re-watch comes to an end.

After, what has been 26 movies, the James Bond movies have been re-watched.  I have to admit that, at one point, this felt like an undertaking that was going to be more than what I could finish.  Then came the epidemic and quarantine and time changed.  So I decided to push forward with Dr. No.  After viewing Skyfall (and that horrid 1967 Casino Royale travesty), I came to the last Bond film before the arrival of No Time to Die in November (hopefully).  That film was Spectre.

I saw this film once in 2015 and I did not love it.  In fact, it was quite the letdown for me after the wonderful Skyfall.  Again, I was intrigued to see how my second viewing of this movie might be the same or different.

You know what? I quite enjoyed Spectre this time.

I found this to be considerably more entertaining than I did when I first saw it in the theater.  There could be many reasons why that is the case.  Perhaps expectations outweighed what I saw, considering how much I loved Skyfall.  Maybe I did not understand the references, since I had not seen (or it had been a long time) some of the earlier Bond films in which Spectre makes allusions.  Maybe it was just too long (which it is).  Who knows.  This time, Spectre was a much more engaging film.

James Bond (Daniel Craig) received an ominous video message from M (Judi Dench) from seemingly beyond the grave, setting him on a path to uncover a international shadowy organization called SPECTRE and the mysterious enigma who ran it.  As this was going on, our new M (Ralph Fiennes) was trying to keep the Double O program afloat as a new, big brother type data organization was rising on the worldwide stage, pushed on by Max  “C” Denbigh (Andrew Scott).

Of course, as we all know when in the James Bond mythos, when you mention SPECTRE, the man behind it is the one and only Ernst Stavro Blofeld, now being portrayed by Christoph Waltz.  Spectre was wise about the return of Bond’s nemesis to this new series of films with Daniel Craig at the helm.  While the rest of the Bond lore…sort of… had a continuity and a through-line in the movie franchise, everything had since been rebooted with Craig.  So they took Blofeld and gave him a more compelling and connecting back story that tied him closely with Bond, more than ever before.  I liked the tie, although one wonders how closely this had been planned out.  This movie basically tied everything from the Daniel Craig Bond films together beneath the Spectre umbrella.  I am not sure that if you really analyze the plot it would necessarily hold up, but it does, for the most part, work for me.

Dave Bautista joined the film as Hinx, the silent assassin for this film.  The silent hired gun is a trope of the Bond franchise and big Dave fits right in.

It was fun because a couple of the old Bond motifs showed up here…almost.  They were on a snowy mountain with ski lifts and I though, “Oh look, they will be skiing!”  However, they avoided slapping on the skis for a chase scene.  However, they did return to the “death trap” concept when they could have just shot Bond in the head and be done with him easily.  One wonders that part of the job description for Bond villains is “you must place yourself in a situation where you are going to be caught/killed.”

There had been some belief that Spectre was going to be the final Bond film for Daniel Craig.  Craig had even made some references about never playing the character again specifically the he would rather “slash [his] wrists” than play Bond again.  Because of that, the end of Spectre could have easily been a beautiful send-off for James had it gone that way.  However, we know that they backed up the Brinks truck full of money for him to resume the role once more.

I am pleased to have finished the Bond re-watch and I am ready for No Time to Die.

goodstuff

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Casino Royale (1967)

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I do like this movie poster.

That is where my compliments end.

Out of a feeling of completism, with my James Bond franchise movie re-watch coming to an end soon (I am down to Spectre remaining), I felt the need to watch the 1967 version of Casino Royale.

I don’t know what I was thinking.

An aging James Bond (David Niven) comes out of retirement to star in a spoof comedy lacking a coherent plot or, you know, laughs.  Meanwhile superstar actors Orson Welles, Peter Sellers and Woody Allen damage their legacies with appearances in this travesty.

I don’t know if you get the idea, but I hated this.

And it was 2 hours and 11 minutes long.  Holy cow.

This film had five different directors and 10 writers.  Is it any wonder why this film is the mess that it turned out to be.

I’m done.

putrescent

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Skyfall (2012)

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Skyfall is the third Daniel Craig James Bond film and it was my favorite Bond movie coming into the re-watch.  I was interested in seeing how it would fare this second time.  I had only seen the film once, and it blew me away then.

The cold open was strong and ended with a hugely dramatic moment.  Bond, shot and plummeting into the water, looked to be dead.  As he recovered in secret, a bomb at the MI6 office brought him out of hiding.

The attack on MI6 appeared to be targeting M (Judi Dench), as someone from her past has shown up with a plan.

Javier Bardem, who played the villainous Raoul Silva, and he was one of the very best Bond villains of the entire franchise.  He was menacing, dangerous and manipulative.

However, Bardem’s plan as shown in Skyfall is really a stretch and depends completely on coincidences or knowing things that you cannot know.  This was not something that bothered me the first time and does not make a huge issue this time, but it is something that I see and affects me.  It may be a minor truth, but it does take me back a step.

Judi Dench is magnificent here.  The first time, I heard someone talking in the theater and the end result was spoiled for me, mitigating my emotions for the situation (SPOILER… M dies)END OF SPOILER.  However, it is still a strong moment and it was just as powerful this time as before.

Skyfall feels as if it is a transitional film too, as Bond is being moved back into a more familiar situation with the re-introduction of Moneypenny (Naomie Harris) and Ralph Fiennes assuming the new position.  We also get a new Q (Ben Whishaw), though the gadgets are kept fairly realistic.  The joke about the exploding pens was very funny.

And… we were back to the carnivorous animals as a danger. No sharks or piranha.  This time…Gila monsters.

The ending sequence at Skyfall is utterly cinematic, with some of the best imagery ever seen in a Bond film.  The shots in the film are beautiful and rousing.  It does not surprise me when I discovered that EYG Hall of Famer Roger Deakins was involved.  He received an Oscar nomination for his work on Skyfall, and that is well earned.

The title track by Adele is one of the best themes recorded as well.  Skyfall has that perfect flow for the feel of this Bond film.  Adele deserved her Oscar win for that song.

In the end, I loved Skyfall, but, to be honest, it is not my favorite Bond film right  now.  It is close to the top though.  There is not much about Skyfall that isn’t fantastic and it is easily in the top 3 Bond movies of all time.

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An American Tail (1986)

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Recently, I joined the Patreon of Dan Murrell, formerly of Screen Junkies and now starting his own YouTube channel.  I have been a fan of Dan for several years, back to the old days of Movie Fights.  I joined his Patreon basically to join his Movie Club.  One of the first films he put forth as a film to watch was the animated An American Tail.

Produced by Steven Spielberg, An American Tail tells the story of little mouse Fievel (Phillip Glasser), a Russian immigrant to the United States, who gets separated from his family on the trip.  Fievel’s family came to America because they believed that there were no cats in America.

The animation here is surprisingly good, though it looks like a basic cartoon.  There are some scenes that are just beautifully drawn and the imagery is, at times, haunting.

The music is really well done, but it is not overused.  Somewhere Out There is a beautiful song and the duet with Fievel and Tiger (Dom DeLuise) is a lot of fun.

Fievel sure goes through a lot in this movie and the near misses with him and his family were maddening.  The little mouse has to face so much adversity that it really builds to a powerful emotional moment in that third act of the film.

This movie is certainly from the perspective of an immigrant to the United States, something that is relevant in this point of time in our history.  An American Tail uses imagery of the Statue of Liberty to promote that theme.  The attitude of the mice in coming from Russia, looking for a better life in America is a powerful message that we should still embrace.

I think as well that the fact that these Russian mice are basically Jewish is a great use of the animation.  It allows children to see a different culture represented on the screen without it being called into attention.

This was the first time I actually saw this movie and I enjoyed it quite a bit.

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Quantum of Solace (2008)

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After a bit of a break with James Bond, I have returned to get the second of the Daniel Craig Bonds with Quantum of Solace.

When I first saw this, I was very disappointed.  After the stunning success that was Casino Royale, I had high expectations for this film and, honestly, it fell flat for me.

James Bond becomes involved in a case to try and stop a shadowy and mysterious international organization from doing general bad guy stuff (it is not clear).  The story leads Bond to a environmentalist named Dominic Greene (Mathieu Amalric), who was involved in an assassination attempt on M.  There is a storyline involving a South American despot too, but it is fairly convoluted.

I still enjoyed the performance of Daniel Craig, and I also enjoyed the relationship that they were building between Bond and M (Judi Dench), but the rest of this action film was just blah.  The villain was forgettable.  The story was lacking.  They did not give me much specifics to care about anything that was happening here.

They tried to recreate the stunning foot chase scene from Casino Royale, but this one was a pale imitation.

There are some good action set pieces, including a thrilling scene with airplanes, but action without reason or connection is Transformers movies.  Especially after the rousing masterpiece of Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace was all the more lacking.

Daniel Craig holds no level of disappointment though as he continues to be outstanding as a grittier, more hard nosed Bond than we have seen before.  There is a feeling that this guy would rip your throat out if he felt like it.  This Bond is a killer first whereas the other Bonds are more of a lover first.  Craig did have some solid emotional moments too though, specifically in a scene with Mathis (Giancarlo Giannini).

Sadly, this movie feels like a placeholder between Casino Royale and Skyfall, which will be up next.  I have just two more Bond films (three if I choose to go back for the 1967 Casino Royale) and Skyfall has been one of my favorites since it came out.  We’ll see if it holds up.

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The Lodge

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The Lodge has arrived on streaming today and I had heard a lot of split feelings on it.  I was excited to see it.

Richard (Richard Armitage) told his wife Laura (Alicia Silverstone) that he wanted a divorce because he had fallen in love with Grace (Riley Keough), a woman he met while writing a book about her childhood inside a suicide cult.  This led to Laura’s suicide.

The children, Aiden (Jaeden Martell) and Mia (Lia McHugh), blamed Grace for their mother’s suicide, creating a tense and uncomfortable situation.  Richard decided to take his family to a lodge over Christmas to hopefully make up some ground.  Unfortunately, Richard had to go to work for a couple of days and he leaves the children alone with Grace.  Then, a snowstorm hits stranding them.

It turned out that Grace required medication to keep her mental health in check, as she suffered from memories of her dark past.

This film is a slow burn.  The pace of the film is slow and went in circles for a chunk of the film while they are at the lodge.  The film tried to make you feel that certain things were happening and tried to keep the audience uncertain.

The Lodge is definitely going to try to make the audience uneasy, uncomfortable and disturbed.  To be fair, the film is not that scary.  It is more of a psychological thriller than it is a horror movie.

Honestly, there was nobody here to really cheer for.  Everybody was horrible.  The children were cruel to Grace, who was only trying to get to know them, and Grace was keeping the medication from Richard.  The film was not sure who it wanted to focus upon which did not help with the audience’s choice.

The story here is messy and requires the audience to accept a lot of weird choices and coincidences.  Throw in the uncertainty of what was happening and the lack of a person to root for, The Lodge had some issues for sure.

It is not the worst film of the year, but, it did not really try to tell you a story. It tried to make you feel disturbed and unnerved.  It succeeded in that.  However, there is just not enough after those feelings for The Lodge to be considered a well done movie.

2.5 stars 

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

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The latest Warner Brothers Animation wrapped up a series of the recent animated movies in its own Endgame style story.  It is an adaptation of the comic storyline, The Darkseid War, and concluded the 15 film arc from the DC Animated Universe.

I have to say, this was considerably better than the film that it is a direct sequel of, Justice League Dark.  They do a considerably better job of avoiding the excessive exposition, which weighed down the last film.  This film moves smoothly from scene to scene and they brought in different characters beautifully.

The film starts off with Superman (Jerry O’Connell) bringing the Justice League together and planning on launching a preemptive attack on Apokolips to destroy Darkseid (Tony Todd) and his forces.  Unfortunately, Darkseid knew they were coming and it turned into a slaughter.

The film jumps into the future and the earth is in a terrible state and Darkseid is robbing the earth of its molten core.  Batman (Jason O’Mara) has been controlled and is Darkseid’s new right hand man.  A de-powered Superman is recruiting survivors for another attempt to stop Darkseid.  He started with John Constantine (Matt Ryan).

The film does a great job of bringing in other characters, such as the Suicide Squad, Swamp Thing (Roger Cross), and Damian Wayne (Stuart Allan).  Etrigan (Ray Chase) is seemingly the “Fat Thor” of this film.

Most of the main characters here get to have a moment in the film.  Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn, Robin, Constantine, Etrigan, Captain Boomerang, Cyborg, Raven, and Lois Lane have their big time moments and they feel as if each of the character earns them.

There were some things that I was uncertain about such as the use of Lex Luthor (Rainn Wilson), but I do not think that I have seen anywhere close to the 15 animated movies that would have proceeded this film.  I went with the film though as I preferred that than going over everything again.

I do think there might be some issues to those who do not have the background with DC Comics as I do.  It definitely helped as I watched.

Yes, the animation continued to be below what it should be.  I will say that I thought the animation here was better than it has been before.  I still think that this animation is too choppy and brings down the level of quality overall.

Overall though, I think this is an excellent film and does a great job of wrapping up the series of movies.  This uses the great DC characters in extremely positive manner.  It will be interesting how the animation at DC will move forward after this.

4.3 stars

Justice League Dark (2017)

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A new animated Justice League Dark film is being released today on VOD streaming systems so I figured it was time to take a look at the first Justice League Dark film.

When a magic problem comes to the earth, Batman (Jason O’Mara) has to find some heavy hitters that are more likely to be effective than the normal heroes he hangs out with.  He is pointed in the correct direction by Boston Brand aka Deadman (Nicolas Turturro).  The correct direction is toward Zatanna (Camilla Luddington) and John Constantine (MattRyan).

Throw in Jason Blood, who has been bound for years to the demon Etrigan (Ray Chase) and a little help from Swamp Thing (Roger Cross) and you’ve got Justice League Dark.

Unfortunately, there are several issues with this animated movie.  First, there is just too much exposition.  I understand why that is considering we have all of these new heroes and we have to introduce them.  The problem is the movie does not do a great job of showing us these heroes.  Even times when they did show us who these characters were, there was too much exposition involved (ex. the origin of Etrigan.

The magic use here is another problem because we do not have a basis for what the magic looks like.  The spells used by Zatanna and Constantine are confusing and is not clear.  The whole battle with Felix Faust (Enrico Colantoni) was boring.  Faust was a terrible antagonist in that second act.

A third issue is that, despite there is a lot of exposition, I still did not understand what a lot of these people are and how they are connected.  I do not have a deep understanding of who John Constantine is or how he was connected to Zatanna or to Ritchie (Jeremy Davies) and the film does not give that info outside of the very surface answers.  That kept me at a distance with all of those.  Perhaps if I knew Constantine better, maybe it would not have bothered me as much.

Now, I did enjoy Batman here.  Swamp Thing was a nice surprise (although he is dispatched too easy at the end).  I enjoyed the part at the hospital and I wish there was more like this.  I have always enjoyed Deadman so it was nice to see him get a little focus.

The animation was not at the level that these movies should be at.  DC animation has been great over the years, but they have consistently not had the kind of animation that they should.  These movies could be huge hits if they would put a little more into them.

I do think there is one major factor about this.  The next Justice League Dark movie will not require the amount of set up as this one needed and it could be good. These characters are interesting and deserve to be seen, but the first film was just too much set up.

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Tombstone Rashomon

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I received an e-mail from TriCoast Entertainment, a company in California, offering EYG an opportunity to review a movie called Tombstone Rashomon.  The e-mail described it as a “Western mockumentary” filmed in the style of the Japanese classic Rashomon, from director Akira Kurosawa.  I had been looking recently to increase my exposure to the Western genre and this sounded intriguing.  I agreed to review the film, which looked to have been originally released in some form around 2016/17.  It was directed by Alex Cox (Sid and Nancy, Repo Man).

To prepare for this film, I did watch the classic Rashomon by Kurosawa, which introduced the concept of the Rashomon Effect.  The Rashomon Effect is a term that indicates that different eye witnesses might give different stories of the same event, whether it be because of a differing point of view or an attempt to make oneself look better.  This has been used as a point in many movies since Rashomon.

In this mockumentary, the true life story of Tombstone, specifically, the “Gunfight at the O.K. Corral” is told through a series of interviews with the survivors.  According to the film, a time traveling video crew arrived in Tombstone, but they arrived one day too late so they were forced to tell the story of the gunfight via the survivors’ eye witness testimony.  This was a problem.

The science fiction aspect of this mockumentary is kept at the bare minimum, and, though the concept is captivating, I have to wonder why it was used.  There were a few moments of futuristic storytelling (such as the appearance of a police car during one fo the recounts) that felt jarring.  The voice of the interviewer (Susan Sebanc) had a robotic tinge to it, which was an odd choice.

Beyond the strange use of sci-fi, the interviews were remarkably compelling and these character were truly brought to life by the writing and the solid performances of the able cast.

The questions posed by this time-traveling crew were meant to get to the bottom of what actually happened on October 26, 1881 in Tombstone, Arizona Territory, United States.  There was a violent confrontation between local lawmen Wyatt Earp (Adam Newberry), Marshal Virgil Earp (Jason Graham), Morgan Earp (Shayn Herndon) and John “Doc” Holliday (Eric Schumacher) and the outlaw band the Cowboys which included Ike Clanton (Benny Lee Kennedy), brothers Tom (Bradford Trojan) and Frank (Hayden Winston) McLaury, Billy Claiborne (Rogelio Camarillo Jr) and Billy Clanton (James Miller).  The Earps, who had had various issues with the Cowboys in the past, were on their way to disarm them.  Local sheriff John Behan (Jesse Lee Pacheco) attempted to keep the violence from breaking out, but turned into a bone of contention with a contradictory story.

The interviews in this mockumentary do a fantastic job of setting up the story and creating the uncertainty around exactly what had happened on Fremont Street in Tombstone.  They created moments of characterization allowing the audience to make their own determination at the character’s biases and the accuracy of their tale.  For example, Sheriff John Behan is shown in a light that makes me question certain details of his story.  I thought actor Jesse Lee Pacheco was one of the top interviews in the film.

Then there was the interview featuring Kate Horoney (Christina Doidge), aka Big Nose Kate, which detailed her time with Doc Holliday including a time when she had been plied with alcohol by the Sheriff and Milton Joyce (Barney Burman) in an attempt to get her to sign an affidavit against Holliday for crimes including a stage coach robbery.  This brought some extra color to the character of Holliday, but Kate’s constant use of the feminine pronouns “she” and “her” and her references to husbands being “wives” was somewhat confusing at first.  It eventually became humorous, and it was clearly meant to be a joke, but it did cause me some initial uncertainty about what was being said.

The mockumentary was well filmed and had some wonderful Western scenery.  The imagery of the time was on display throughout and really worked well with the story and the different versions being told.  The film was also effective when it flashed from current day Tombstone to 1881 Tombstone, keeping the feel of legacy in place.

After watching the mockumentary, I did some research on the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral and I found that the film was extremely accurate in just about everything presented, including the differing stories.  It had an extremely correct historical accuracy, of course, with the exception of the time travel element.  I was very impressed with how they wove the different eye witness testimonies together to create a reasonably valid historical record (albeit with a time traveling crew and a police car).

I found Tombstone Rashomon to be an effective and engaging use of the mockumentary style, creating engaging characters and illustrating their stories in a manner that both serviced the characters and helped to inform the mysteries surrounding the historical narrative.  All performances were extremely well done and helped form these real life and, sometimes, famous people into gripping, fascinating characters.

3.9 stars 

EYG Top 10 Worst Movies I saw in the Theater

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Some of the best Top 10 shows were the ones where John and Matt crap all over the films.  While that negativity is not something I would want on a regular basis, every once in awhile it is therapeutic. So when I saw the title of this week’s Top 10 Show, Top 10 Worst Movies we saw in the Theater,  I was intrigued.

Now, I have not truly been watching movies in the theater on a regular basis for a long time.  I started going regularly around 2011 or so.  Prior to that, I would go to the theater randomly.  Particularly for the big events.  I also just did a Top 100 Worst of the Decade last December and I was afraid there may be too much overlap.  However, looking at that list, it appeared that several of that top 10 were films I saw on video or on streaming.  Movie 43, for example, I watched at home.

I made another rule for myself.  I tried to eliminate those movies that I left the theater thinking that I liked, but, deep down, I knew I did not.  I wanted the visceral experience from the theater to be the reaction, not one that became worse upon reflection or re-watch.  Because of that, a film like Amazing Spider-Man 2 would not make my list.

So… let the garbage commence…

Clash of the Titans -- Film Review | Hollywood Reporter#10.  Clash of the Titans (2010).  I had loved the original version of this movie, with all of its poor special effects and cheesy scenes so I was excited to see this.  What a letdown.  I remember sitting in the Voy Theater downtown and just wishing that this would be over.

 

 

Scud in Blade 2 | Zombie life#9.  Blade 2.  Some people loved this, but I hated it.  I went with some of my friends on a Saturday night after we spent all day playing video games, in particular those one-on-one fight games and, to me, Blade 2 was nothing more than a video game.  I swear there were scenes that came directly from the video game we had played.  After the top notch Blade, Blade 2 was an utter disappointment.

 

 

Fifty Shades of Grey' Celebrates 5-Year Anniversary: Here Are the ...#8.  50 Shades of Gray.  This was nothing more than Twilight fan fiction that somehow got a huge following.  Seriously, it was not even that sexy.  The acting was poor.  The story was repetitive.  The dialogue was laughable.  The nudity wasn’t even worth it.

 

 

Catwoman: Zoe Kravitz follows Hathaway and Berry in The Batman ...#7.  Catwoman.  I remember sitting in the theater and thinking to myself that the only thing good about this movie was seeing Halle Berry in the cat suit.  Reflecting back, that was not even enough for me to watch this thing again.  This took the character of Catwoman and rubbed her nose it in.  We have seen great versions of Catwoman before, but this is not one of them.

 

Way Too Many People Saw 'Grown Ups 2' - The Atlantic#6.  Grown Ups 2.  I have never been a huge fan of Adam Sandler, but there went a stretch where he made a whole bunch of movies that I hated.  He personified everything that I hated in comedy movies:  dick jokes, pee jokes, drug humor, vomit jokes.  I hate these bodily function jokes and his movies always seemed to be movies with a anger or a hatred behind them.  Grown Ups 2 was as bad as they get.

 

Raider with a lost arc: Why "Crystal Skull" disappoints | Michigan ...#5. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  Sitting in the theater, I could hardly believe what I was watching.  Afterwards, I walked out with my friends and we all just looked at each other.  A franchise that was so good prior to this turned out arguably one of the worst films of Harrison Ford’s career.  Refrigerators.  Monkeys in the trees.  Bad accents.  Aliens.  Holy cow.  We need Indy to pull out his gun and shoot this one.

 

The most embarrassing 'Cats' performances, ranked best to worst ...#4.  Cats.  This one came out too late in 2019 to make my list of the worst of the decade, but it absolutely would have been there.  I wish that I could have watched this travesty like the lady did in the theater a few seats away from me.  She had tears in her eyes and she was constantly brushing them away.  I had tears too, but for a whole different reason.  Utter mind-blowing garbage.  This is where nightmares come from.

 

Merlin - Transformers Wiki#3. Transformers: The Last Knight.  I was so ready for this movie to be over that when I went to the bathroom in the middle of it, I looked at my phone, sure that it was nearly done only to find that there would be another hour or so to go. I knew in the opening few moments with Merlin that this was going to be a film that would cost me time in my life that I never would get back.  This Merlin felt as if he would fit better in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail film than one with the Transformers.  Terrible.

 

Batman and Robin on ice | Batman & Robin - YouTube#2.  Batman & Robin.  This was my most hate film for a long time, but a couple others have passed it by.  It absolutely ruined the Batman franchise for years.  Bat-nipples.  What else do I have to say.  Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze was the best part of the film because he was just totally campy.  It was wrong for Mr. Freeze, but Arnold clearly thought he was sparring with Adam West.  George Clooney knows, to this day, that the film was a train wreck.

 

Is 'Holmes & Watson' So Bad It's Good? - The New York Times#1.  Holmes & Watson.  One of the worst movies I have ever seen.  I fought the desire to walk out because I have always tried to stay to the end, in case a film’s third act would make the film better.  This one did not.  It was absolutely unfunny.  It was a terrible story.  I cannot believe that the people making this could possibly think that this was anything but horrendous.  I am not a fan of Will Farrell, but I rarely find his movies downright repulsive.  This one takes the cake.  It could have tainted the iconic Sherlock Holmes character with its stench for years to come (hopefully RDJ can bring back some respect for him).  Holmes & Watson is a total mess.

 

Honorable mention:  I did not compile too much of a list.  I would include Nic Cage crazy film called Left Behind.  The other two Fifty Shades films would be in consideration. 2020 has been pretty bad too with The Turning, Dolittle, The Grudge, and Fantasy Island.

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Casino Royale (2006)

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Wow.

I had not seen Casino Royale for quite a long time.  It may have been since it was released.  I remember really liking the movie at the time, but, now on re-watch, this thing was simply brilliant.

Daniel Craig took over from Pierce Brosnan and brought with him an all new Bond, unlike any before him.  The closest Bond to Craig before this would be Timothy Dalton, but there is still no comparison.  I might go as far as to say that this is the single best performance by any Bond actor in the entire 40+ year franchise.

This whole film felt like a reboot of the franchise, despite the fact that M was still here and still being played by Judi Dench.  However, in the film, it started with the promotion of James Bond to Double O status.  The cold open flashback in black and white was beautiful and set the stage for the new version of 007 we would be getting.

This was an all-new Bond.  A gritty, dirty, hard-hitting and violent Bond that embraced the violence.  All other Bonds felt as if they were somehow slightly above the violence, even when he was killing people.  The very aura of Bond is different.

And if the black and white beginning wasn’t cool enough, the movie moved right into what is one of the greatest chase scenes in movie history with an utterly amazing parkour style chase that had scene after scene of just jaw-dropping stunts.  The best part of this chase was that it was real and look as if it could be done.  Compare this to the chase scene in Die Another Day with the speedboats.  That was ridiculous.  This was epic.

Casino Royale also showed us some of the most anxiety-ridden poker scenes you are going to see.  The tension in those poker hands were just as distressing as any of the action scenes.

Mads Mikkelsen was the perfect foil for Bond in these poker scene.  Playing Le Chiffre, Mikkelsen kept the audience off balance the entire time.  You knew that Le Chiffre was not just after the money.  We knew that he was in danger during the whole time, which kind of mitigated the steps he took.  Well, sort of.

The whole poisoning/heart attack scene with Bond was unbelievably remarkable.  This showed us what our new Bond was going to be like.

Then the end of the film was unlike other Bond films.  He did not wind up sleeping with the Bond girl as the credits rolled.  It turned the Bond formula on its head and revitalized the entire franchise.

After the last couple of Bond films, Casino Royale was completely welcome.  It was serious and violent.  It was great performances all around and boy was this fantastic.

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