Ghostbusters (2016)

Good news.  My childhood has not been ruined.  It is safe and secure.

And to quote the great 21st century philosopher Taylor Swift, “Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.”

I do not believe that I have ever come across a movie that created such a whirlwind storm of hatred before it was ever seen than the reboot version of Ghostbusters.

The hatred began when it was announced that Paul Feig would be directing a reboot of the 1984 classic Ghostbusters featuring an all female cast.  This news was received poorly as some misogynists hid their hatred for the idea of all-female cast behind cries of an unnecessary sequel and claims that this would ruin childhood memories.

Then came the trailers.  Whoever put together this marketing plan for Sony needs to be fired immediately.  The trailers were terrible.  Immediately, the haters jumped on these terrible trailers as a way to hide their misogyny.  And those people who did not mind the casting of four females taking over had to chose their words carefully so as not to upset the feminists who believed the haters were all the same.

However, surprise, surprise… the reviews started coming out for the new Ghostbusters and they were actually pretty good.  Many people were saying that the movie was nowhere as bad as it had looked.  Even the negative reviews were saying that it was okay.  It was certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes at 74%.

But that did not deter the haters.  They simply dug their heels in and continued to claim that this movie was shit, and that anyone who would give the movie a positive review were bowing to pressure of the feminists (kind of like how Marvel was “buying” off the critics to give Batman v. Superman negative reviews).  I read some YouTube comments on the Schmoes Know movie review of the film and there were so many idiotic comments, spewing vitriol and venom at anyone who might like the film.  One woman made a sensible and intelligent comment and she was chastised and berated for it.  And many of these hate-filled comments were from posters who had not yet seen the movie.

Now, let me say this… if you have seen this movie (with an open mind) and you hate it, that is your prerogative.  Everybody has the right to their subjective opinions when it comes to movies.  If you saw the trailers and decided that the movie looked like shit and chose not to see it, that is also okay.  I have not seen certain movies that I do not think I would enjoy.

However, if you have not seen this movie, then you cannot, under any circumstances, say that the movie IS shit.  That is completely unfair.  There have been all kinds of movies that the trailers looked terrible, but the movie was awesome.  Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise springs to mind.  You may think it looks terrible, but without seeing it, you cannot claim it is terrible.  So many of the YouTube posters, who fall back on anonymity, are in this category of people.

Now, with that out of the way, I went to the IMAX 3D version of Ghostbusters today with an open mind and no expectations.

And I really enjoyed this movie.

Let the hate commence.

I found this movie very funny.  The chemistry between the four main actresses (Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Lesley Jones) is off the charts exceptional.  You believe they are friends and you connect with them because of that chemistry.  The first 45-60 minutes of the movie are fantastic.  I was amazed how engaged that I was during that first part of the film.  The CGI is very good, and the ghosts looked fabulous.  The dialogue was very clever and quick-witted, especially with the interactions with McCarthy and Wiig.

Lesley Jones, who looked to be easily the worst from the trailers, was probably my favorite character here.  She was incredibly funny and engaging.  She fit in with the group extremely well, and the character made sense.  Way more sense than Ernie Hudson joining the original team did.  She was an expert in New York City and her knowledge was vitally important to the story.

The story was pretty simplistic, but that is not necessarily a bad thing.  If this tried to be too complex, I think the humor would have bogged down and would not have worked as well.

Chris Hemsworth was great here.  He played the bumbling, downright dumb Kevin, the receptionist.  I have heard a couple of different ideas about Hemsworth.  Some people thought he was a stand out with great comedic timing.  Others thought that his act wore thin because he seemed to be cartoon-like stupid that it took them out of the film.  I can see both arguments, but, for me, I laughed ever time Kevin did something stupid, so it obviously did not bother me.

There was also an outcry that every male character in the film was portrayed as stupid and some have indicated that there may be a reverse sexism going on.  Some have said that there would be an outcry if the receptionist was a blonde woman shown to be as stupid as Kevin was shown.  That might have some validity to it, but I would argue that none of the characters of the film were shown in depth enough to make that judgment, except for the four main leads and Kevin.

Another point of contention I have heard is the character of Holtzmann, played by SNL alumni and recent Emmy nominee Kate McKinnon.  Some people thought she stole every scene she was in while others believed that she was acting in a different movie and her cartoon-like performance hampered the film.  Again, to me, I would come in somewhere between these arguments.  I thought she was fine for what she was supposed to be.  Her character was meant to be over-the-top and borderline crazy, and that was what I got.  I did believe that she was capable of creating the Ghostbuster weaponry though, which was her main role in this film.  Because I believed that she was goofy enough to make this work, I did not mind her.

The end credits were a lot of fun, and there was a post credits scene.  This was the best credits I think I had ever seen.  I really enjoyed the way they spliced material into the credits, including a great dance scene from Chris Hemsworth.  This was brazenly original and creative and I hope more films follow this example.

Now, this is not to say that I thought this was a perfect film.  Actually, there were several issues I had with the movie.

The biggest of these issues was the flow of the film was interrupted throughout by cameos and throwbacks to the original Ghostbusters.  A few of these little “Easter Eggs” would be fun, but it seemed like these were coming full steam constantly.  If it was not a cameo by one of the cast of the original (they were all here, except for Rick Moranis), it was a shot that came directly from the first film, or it was a line of dialogue from the script.  A little bit of this would have been clever, but they beat the horse to death with it, over and over again.  I really believe the film felt like it was paying homage to the Ghostbusters legacy, but instead it was only taking away from itself as a film.  Honestly, only a few of these homages even worked where as most of these felt shoehorned/force fed into the story.  They simply drew attention away from what they were trying to do.

The villain of this movie was also REALLY weak.  There was nothing to this character at all.  Rowan North (Neil Casey) was an interesting looking person, and he delivered some effectively creepy lines of dialogue, but there is absolutely zero story behind who he is, where he came from or why he was doing what he was doing.  I don’t need a ton of information on the villain but a little bit allows the viewer to understand and maybe even emphasize with the villain as well.  There was none of that.  Calling Rowan a one-note character is even a stretch.  He was simply a bad guy.

The ending sequence turned into nothing more than a large CGI spotfest.  The action was not compelling or interesting.  There were very few real stakes involved and seemed just to be here for a large scale finale light show.  Each Ghostbuster was able to show off their fighting skills (which apparently they have) and the spotlight was passed around nicely, but there was little to care about here.  Honestly, the thing I cared about most was “would Kevin make it out safely?”.  That shouldn’t have been the first thought in my mind.

I came out of Ghostbusters thinking that this was a really good time at the theater.  I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this movie, and I am very glad that it was able to prove the haters wrong.  Of course, there will still be plenty of people who think this is garbage, despite not seeing it, and to those people, I feel sorry.

This is nowhere as good as the original film, but I would go on record as saying I think this is better than Ghostbusters 2.

3.6 stars

 

 

Who did the Emmys Miss?

Every year come this time, there are a list of “snubs” from the nominees for the Emmy Awards.  It is unavoidable considering we have so many new outlets providing us with content for television.  Netflix.  Amazon.  Hulu.  HBO. FX. Showtime.  BBC America.  There are a ton of networks on both cable and streaming sites that make narrowing a list of nominees down truly a daunting task.

HOWEVER….

There are some drastic picks that I believe should have received an Emmy nomination today when they were announced, and I am going to express them…just because.

Bates Motel

To me there is no bigger snub than this one.  Bates Motel has been quietly one of the best shows on television, bar none.  The show itself should have been nominated in Best Drama, but I could almost live without that… but Freddie Highmore, who plays Norman Bates, and the sublime Vera Farmiga as Norma Bates were breathtaking this season.  Especially with the shocking end to this season.  I would also throw into the consideration for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series Nestor Carbonell as Sheriff Alex Romero.  The relationship between Norma and Alex was one of the biggest, most charming surprises of the season and led to some of the most tragic and heartbreaking moments of the series.

Krysten Ritter

Jessica Jones was a special series on Netflix.  It was more than a superhero show.  In fact, you could remove the superpowers of Jessica Jones and you could still have a tremendous show about a damaged woman trying to move on with her life after being a victim.  The superpowers were just a part of the story.  And Krysten Ritter played Jessica Jones’ suffering and her alcoholic PTSD to the tee.  Her relationship with Luke Cage was fun and uncensored.  There were so many things that Emmy voters look for in this series that the only thing that makes sense is that this is a comic book series and they do not get nominations from the stuck in the mud Emmy voters.

David Tennent

Case in point.  This is the second brilliant performance by an actor as a Marvel villain in a Netflix show that has been ignored by Emmy voters.  There was absolutely no excuse for Vincent D’Onofrio to be skipped over last year for his role as Wilson Fisk.  So many layers… and David Tennent is arguably even better.  Kilgrave was essentially a rapist, yet before the end of the season, you found yourself rooting for him, understanding the pain and the desires the Purple Man had.  Tennent was tremendous and deserved an Emmy nod.

The Punisher

I dare you to watch Daredevil Season 2 Episode 4 with Frank Castle confessing his sins to Daredevil at the cemetery and not get the feels.  Jon Bernthal made this character his own, despite the failure of several incarnations on the big screen.  He infused Frank Castle with so many emotions that you could feel for this mass murderer and relate to him.  He was so perfect as the character that the show suffered when he slipped into the background.  Bernthal suffered the fate of the Emmy’s superhero prejudice.

Christian Slater 

My supporting actor in a drama category would look very different than the one that the Emmys rolled out because I would have had to have included Christian Slater from Mr. Robot.  The basis behind the biggest mystery of the first season, “Who is Mr. Robot”, Slater was spot on for every moment.  Though it is great that Slater’s scene partner Rami Malek receive a nomination and the series got one too, Slater was so vital to bring this series to life that ignoring him was criminal.

Stephen Colbert

This is first time in years that Stephen Colbert was overlooked.  This is also the first year that Stephen Colbert is hosting CBS’ Late Show instead of the Colbert Report.  Coincidence?  Colbert has found his footing as David Letterman’s replacement and it seemed that he belonged on this list.

 

Lady Gaga

She did win the Golden Globe.  That just goes to show how little the Academy thinks of the Golden Globes.  Replacing divine diva Jessica Lange was a huge challenge, but Lady Gaga impressed people with her vampiric vamping and the drastic bloodlust (literally) from American Horror Story: Hotel.

 

The Walking Dead

Every year, The Walking Dead is ignored.  Now, I will freely admit that this past season of TWD was not near what the show has been.  There is nothing as criminal as ignoring Melissa McBride’s performance from the previous year as Carol made Lizzy look at the flowers.  However, there is no denying that the show is still one of the most popular shows on television and the continual ignoring of the show is wrong.  Carol really deserved it last year.

Orange is the New Black

The Netflix series is another one that has had up and down seasons, but this seasons penultimate episode featuring Poussey was one of the best hours of television this season.  Why would the Emmys ignore this heart wrenching episode with the great performance by fan favorite Samira Wiley?

2016 Emmy Nominations

Announced Thursday morning, 7/14/16…

Full list of nominees:

Drama Series

The Americans

Better Call Saul

Downton Abbey

Game of Thrones

Homeland

House of Cards

Mr. Robot

Comedy Series

Black-ish

Master of None

Modern Family

Silicon Valley

Veep

Transparent

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Limited Series

American Crime

Fargo

The Night Manager

The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story

Roots

Lead Actor in a Drama Series

Kyle Chandler, Bloodline

Rami Malek, Mr. Robot

Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul

Matthew Rhys, The Americans

Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

Kevin Spacey, House of Cards

Lead Actress in a Drama Series

Claire Danes, Homeland

Viola Davis, How to Get Away With Murder

Taraji P Henson, Empire

Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black

Keri Russell, The Americans

Robin Wright, House of Cards

Lead Actor in a Limited Series or Movie

Bryan Cranston, All the Way

Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock

Idris Elba, Luther

Cuba Gooding Jr., The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story

Tom Hiddleston, The Night Manager

Courtney B. Vance, The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story

Lead Actress in a Limited Series or Movie

Kirsten Dunst, Fargo

Felicity Huffman, American Crime

Audra McDonald, Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar and Grill

Sarah Paulson, The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story

Lili Taylor, American Crime

Kerry Washington, Confirmation

Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

Anthony Anderson, Black-ish

Aziz Ansari, Master of None

Will Forte, Last Man on Earth

William H. Macy, Shameless

Thomas Middleditch, Silicon Valley

Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent

Lead Actress in a Comedy Series

Ellie Kemper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep

Laurie Metcalf, Getting On

Tracee Ellis Ross, Blackish

Amy Schumer, Inside Amy Schumer

Lily Tomlin, Grace and Frankie

Supporting Actor in a Comedy

Louie Anderson, Baskets

Keegan-Michael Key, Key & Peele

Andre Braugher, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Ty Burrell, Modern Family

Tituss Burgess, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Matt Walsh, Veep

Tony Hale, Veep

Supporting Actress in a Comedy

Niecy Nash, Getting On

Allison Janney, Mom

Kate McKinnon, Saturday Night Live

Judith Light, Transparent

Gaby Hoffmann, Transparent

Anna Chlumsky, Veep

 

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

Jonathan Banks, Better Call Saul

Ben Mendelsohn, Bloodline

Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones

Kit Harington, Game of Thrones

Michael Kelly, House of Cards

Jon Voight, Ray Donovan

 

Supporting Actress in a Drama Suppoeries

Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey

Lena Headey, Game of Thrones

Emilia Clarke, Game of Thrones

Maisie Williams, Game of Thrones

Maura Tierney, The Affair

Constance Zimmer, UnREAL

Supporting Actor in a Limited Series or Movie

Jesse Plemons, Fargo

Bokeem Woodbine, Fargo

Hugh Laurie, The Night Manager

Sterling K. Brown, People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story

David Schwimmer, People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story

John Travolta, People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story

Supporting Actress in a Limited Series or Movie

Melissa Leo, All the Way

Regina King, American Crime

Sarah Paulson, American Horror Story: Hotel

Kathy Bates, American Horror Story: Hotel

Jean Smart, Fargo

Olivia Colman, The Night Manager

Outstanding TV Movie

A Very Murray Christmas

All the Way

Confirmation

Luther

Sherlock: The Abominable Bride

Variety Talk Series

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver

The Late Late Show With James Cordon

Real Time With Bill Maher

Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

Variety Sketch Series

Documentary Now

Drunk History

Inside Amy Schumer

Key & Peele

Portlandia

Saturday Night Live

Reality-Competition Program

The Amazing Race

American Ninja Warrior

Dancing With the Stars

Project Runway

Top Chef

The Voice

Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition

Ryan Seacrest, American Idol

Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars

Jane Lynch, Hollywood Game Night

Steve Harvey, Little Big Shots

Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, Project Runway

RuPaul Charles, RuPaul’s Drag Race

The Infiltrator

The newest film that is based on a true crime story is The Infiltrator, starring Bryan Cranston as an undercover agent trying to do good in the war against drugs.

US Customs agent Robert “Bob” Mazur (Bryan Cranston) is the basis for this film, as he went deep undercover as a money launderer in an attempt to infiltrate Pablo Escobar’s drug cartel in 1985.  Mazur, posing as Bob Musella, is able to befriend Escobar’s top lieutenant Roberto Alcaino (Benjamin Bratt), with the help of a questionable undercover cop named Emir Abreau (John Leguizamo) and a rookie agent Kathy Ertz (Diane Kruger).

The story itself plays out slowly and not nearly as intensely as the film wants, as there seemed to be some implication that the undercover cop has some morale issues in what he/she is doing.  I found that story to be as interesting as the drug stuff itself and I wouldn’t have minded more of a focus on it.  As it is, that felt like a last minute add on in the third act to excuse some lazy writing.

Bryan Cranston continues to show that he is a superb actor who can take any material that he is handed and can wring the most out of it.  Cranston is clearly the best part of this film, displaying amazing emotions with his facial features and his expressiveness.  What tension you feel in this film is based on Cranston’s wonderful performance.  Seeing him go from celebrating an anniversary with his wife into an improvised diatribe against the waiter for show was astounding and is one more example of how this man really elevated everyone around him as well as the scenes that he is in.

The rest of the film feels like your run of the mill crime story.  Without Cranston, this thing fall completely apart.  You would think the story of one of the biggest drug busts of the 20th century, bringing down multiple criminals and one of the largest banks in the world would provide a stronger story than this does, but there really isn’t much else here.  It can even be a little dull at times, especially when Cranston is not around.

Based on Robert Mazur’s book “The Infiltrator: My Secret Life Inside the Dirty Banks Behind Pablo Escobar’s Medellin Cartel”, The Infiltrator has its moments, and it is not a bad movie by any stretch.  It just is not a special movie either.  Without Bryan Cranston, this is completely forgettable.  Fortunately for The Infiltrator, it has Bryan Cranston and that makes this a watchable movie.

3.2 stars

Top Match Game Panelists

With the return of Match Game on ABC’s “Sunday Fun and Games” block of shows, I have been thinking back to the heydays of one of the great game shows of all time.  The Match Game was one of my childhood favorites.  It was something that I could watch as a child and laugh at, but an adult could watch it and get a completely different vibe.

The panelists on Match Game were most likely drunk all the time.  And they clearly unscripted as they went wild several times.  Panelists switched spots with host Gene Rayburn at least twice, there was a riot over the judge’s refusal to call something a match…just to name a couple.

So… here is the list of the Top Ten Match Game Panelists.

First…some honorable mentions:  Rosie O’Donnell and Tituss Burgess (from the new version), Marcia Wallace, Fannie Flagg, Bill Daily

#10.  Gary Burghoff.  Radar on MASH was a very solid panelist and even sat in on the third seat when Charles Nelson Reilly was gone.

 

#9.  Nipsey Russell.  Nipsey would always give a little rhyme when he was on.  As an African America during the 1970s, many of the jokes were not always racially appropriate.  However, he was always funny, and extremely quick witted.

#8.  Joyce Bulifant.  Joyce would usually sit in the bottom right seat (the final seat) and she would give some of the funniest, albeit, worst answers on the panel.  She acted fairly ditzy, but she was sharper than what she seemed.

 

#7.  Patti Deustch.  Another woman who was in that bottom right seat (the “weirdo” seat as Gene Rayburn would say) and the jokes were directed toward some of the wild answers she would write.  Some might argue that she was playing a character for the show, as some of her other appearances on other shows might indicate.

#6.  Elaine Joyce.  Another of the pretty women who seemed to be more than what they appeared.  Elaine was very flirtatious with the males of Match Game.

 

#5.  McLean Stevenson.  Formerly Lt. Col. Henry Blake from MASH, McLean Stevenson made many appearances on Match Game. In fact, there were a couple of times when McLean took over for Gene Rayburn on a spur of the moment and ran the show (Gene took McLean’s seat.)

#4.  Betty White. Betty was the other panelist to step into Gene’s shoes, showing off her hosting chops.  She was also one of the funniest panelists around.  She imitated Charles one episode which was a riot.  Her one liners with Brett were also fantastic.  Betty White has always brought class, and, even here, it was no exception.

#3.  Brett Somers.  One of the regulars, always seated in the middle of the top row, Brett was always a hoot.  She had an amazing chemistry with Charles and Gene and her smart remarks were almost as enjoyable as her loud and joyous laughter.  She was never afraid to be the butt of the jokes either.

#2.  Richard Dawson.  Probably the best player on the show, virtually all the contestants wanted to do the Super Match with Richard.  It became so much of an issue, the show instituted a “Star Wheel” so other panelists might have a chance to play as well.  Richard was charming and funny and he would go on to be an iconic host of Family Feud.

 

#1.  Charles Nelson Reilly.  CNR was the funniest panelist on The Match Game.  He had chemistry with everyone that appeared.  He was a classically trained actor who was willing to do anything for a laugh.  He would be on the show with his strange outfits, his toupee and those large glasses and he would smoke his pipe.  He was more than all of those.  He made Brett funnier.  His constant mugging for the camera told you he was having fun and gave you permission to laugh too.  This makes Charles Nelson Reilly Match Game’s greatest panelist of all time.

Old Man Geek’s Week in Review

Week ending July 10

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Welcome to my Week in Review.  I am Old Man Geek and this is what has happened for the week ending July 10th.

Couldn’t get to sleep on Monday night.  There were explosions in the sky over an over.  And the neighbors kept running around with those little fiery stick things.  Always on my lawn.  I mean… can’t they walk around my house instead of tromping their little feet right through it?

Yeah, I know it was the Fourth of July, but I still need my beauty sleep, and who knows how many times I need to get up during the night.

Celebrated the 4th by goin’ to see Independence Day: Resurgence again.  It still sucked!

It rained Wednesday.

Hmmmm… what do you mean, you don’t care about the weather?  *gives a raspberry*

Then, went to Swiss Army Man.  I do love me some fart jokes!  And, boy howdy, were there a ton of fart jokes here.  That dead Harry Potter guy… he did a good job.  Not sure how he got his boner to point like he did.  Wires?  Puppets?  I sure as heck don’t want that job on the movie set.  I was confused by the ending.  Those movie people sometimes don’t tell you what’s goin’ on in the film…they just expect you to figure it out fer yourself.  As if I can stay awake for the whole film!  Heck, if it weren’t for all the flatulence wakin’ me up, I would’ve snoozed through a chunk of the film.

Kevin Durant deserted those OK Staters and headed out West as fast as his giant feet could carry him, signing with Golden State for a lot of moolah.  I miss the days of Wilt Chamberlain in the NBA.

There were two police shootings and then a sniper fired upon police this week.  No joke for this.  We need to address these issues ASAP.  Life is too short.

Gettin’ ready to watch Family Feud with Snoop Dogg.  I love Snoop Dogg.  I especially love when he fights the Red Baron on the back of his doghouse.  How does he get that thing to fly that high?

See you next week, God willin’

Marvel Cinematic Universe films in order

Welcome to the first post in the new section “Lists, Geek Style” here at EYG.  Like everyone, I love me some lists, and I have been known to put things in subjective order for years.  I remember as a junior high kid doing my own weekly Top 20 songs chart much like the Billboard chart.  Yes, even then, I was a geek.

So this semi-regular column will focus on me placing a certain themed group into a list and counting it down.  The first list will focus on something a lot of different sites did after the release of Captain America: Civil War.  This list will contain all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies in order from best to worst.

Now, the word “worst” does not indicate that the last few films on this list are bad.  In fact, I would go on a limb and say that Marvel Studios has yet to release a bad film.  The last couple of films just happen to be the weaker of the group.  I mean, everyone can’t be Top 5, can they?

Without further adieu, here is the list of MCU movies in order according to me.

#13.  Iron Man 2.  This is a fairly common choice for lowest on this list.  Iron Man 2 was not as good as it could be.  It felt like it was spending more time trying to set up for future movies than actually telling a compelling story.  I believe that Marvel learned how to world build from the shortcomings of Iron Man 2.

#12.  Thor: Dark World.  There are some really solid moments here, mostly dealing with Loki (Tom Hiddleston).  This featured, arguable, the weakest of all Marvel cinematic villains in Maleketh and some strange storyline involving what would turn out to be an Infinity Stone.

#11 Incredible Hulk.  The film that most everyone would forget was in canon, this Hulk film had the unfortunate situation of having to follow the horrible Hulk movie with Eric Bana and Hulk dogs.  This version of the Hulk was pretty solid, including a very strong performance by Edward Norton as Bruce Banner.  However, the trouble between Norton and Marvel led to Norton leaving the role.  Of course, that also led to the best Bruce Banner ever coming on board for Avengers.

#10.  Iron Man 3.  This one is either loved or reviled.  The biggest issue with Iron Man 3 for everyone was the reveal of the Mandarin.  I did not mind the twist, so I enjoyed the movie.  I know plenty of people who despised that twist, claiming that Marvel ruined the character. I found it clever and Robert Downey Jr. is at his smirky best here.  He had to be because there was a lot of him and not that much of Iron Man.  Some people claim that Iron Man 3 is too much of a Shane Black movie to work in the MCU.  I would respectfully disagree as that different flavor is what makes the MCU a great place to be.

#9.  Thor.  This was a huge risk for Marvel since this was one of the first films not including Robert Downey Jr. in the MCU.  And it was being used to set up the Avengers.  Had this failed, the anticipation for the Avengers would have been tarnished.  Thankfully, not only did this film show a great humor and a great Thor, it also bought us the best MCU villain of all time in Loki.  Sure, Jane Foster wasn’t great, but that could be excused.  Thor continued the progression towards the greatest movie team up of all time.

#8.  Captain America: First Avenger.  Placing this at this spot on the list is tough for me, because I truly do love this film.  The fact is I just can’t place it above the other films.  First Avenger is the Cap origin story with the perfect Steve Rogers.  Chris Evans was a questionable choice for Steve since he was really an actor who played the smart-ass character and he was already Johnny Storm in two Fantastic Four movies, but this film showed how right Marvel is in their casting.  Captain America: First Avenger was a great war film and served as the final connection to Avengers.

#7.  Iron Man.  The godfather of the MCU.  An argument could be made that if Iron Man did not succeed, that nothing that followed would have come into being.  I know RDJ laughs off this fact, but without Iron Man, the MCU is a completely different place.  Iron Man was a wonderful origin story and is full of awesome characters and exciting action.  Seeing that grey armored behemoth coming out of the cave for the first time is every geek’s dream.

#6. Ant Man.  I wouldn’t have guessed that this film would wind up this high, but Ant Man turned out better than anyone would have anticipated.  Especially after the behind the scenes drama of Edgar Wright departing the project just over a year from release.  Marvel did not panic and they did not postpone the film.  Instead, they found a perfect replacement in Peyton Reed.  Ant Man was a welcome change (although the story beats did resemble Iron Man).  The heist movie was smaller, more personal than some of the other offerings from the MCU and that was just the right decision.  A classic cameo from Falcon.  Michael Douglas! Paul Rudd knocked it out of the park as Scott Lang.  Ant Man was the little hero that could.

#5.  Avengers: Age of Ultron.  This is another film that can be somewhat divisive.  Many people did not like this movie.  I loved it.  Here is the issue, IMO.  Age of Ultron was never going to be able to capture that amazing feeling of watching the original Avengers movie because that film had the ability to be the first time these characters were together on the big screen.  There was a nostalgia pop that was lost in Ultron.  If you went in hoping to recapture that feeling, you couldn’t help but be disappointed.  I loved Ultron, and I loved James Spader.  Ultron being like Tony Stark made sense to me (that echoed the comics, only in the comics, Ultron is more like Hank Pym, who created the robot in the comics).  Age of Ultron gave us a perfect rendition of the Vision, created stakes for our heroes, and wound up killing one of them (who has, as yet, not been brought back).  Maybe it did not have the magic of the first time, but that did not mean that it was bad.  Nitpickers can always find faults.  Age of Ultron was a solid film.

#4.  Guardians of the Galaxy.  What a surprise this one was.  When Marvel announced a big screen adaptation of the Guardians of the Galaxy, the world responded with a collective…”WHO?”  A group of heroes that included a talking raccoon and a walking tree that only said “I am Groot” was weirder than anything you had seen in the MCU up until then.  But the thing was… weird isn’t bad.  If you do something weird, but you do it brilliantly, people will love it.  James Gunn took this unknown property and made it a massive hit.  Everyone believed that this would be Marvel Studios’ first “bomb.”  Oh how wrong they were.  Guardians of the Galaxy was funny, irreverent, off-beat, while still having that Marvel feel to it.  It was a space opera of the finest order opening up the cosmic side to the MCU.

#3. Captain America: Winter Soldier.  Captain America’s sequel completely changed the tone of the series.  This was not a war movie like the original Cap movie, but a ’70s political thriller, and this film captured that feel and tone perfectly.  This was grittier than any Marvel film to date and gave us tense action and drama. Robert Redford was here as well.  Robert “freakin'” Redford in a Marvel movie.  That signaled the times we live in.  Winter Soldier gave us Falcon, a great brother-sister relationship between Cap and Black Widow, and the return of Bucky as the brainwashed Winter Soldier.  It also brought down SHIELD and changed the MCU forever.

#2.  The Avengers.  The plan came together as one of the greatest comic book movies ever.  Seeing Hulk, Cap, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Black Widow and Thor together for the first time was awe-inspiring.  It was something that many never believed to be possible, and yet Marvel pulled it off.  There are so many great moments in the Avengers, from the fight between Iron Man and Thor to “Puny God”, this film balanced its heroes better than it could ever have been imagined.  Each hero had his/her moment to shine and developed as characters.  Plus, we had Loki.  And an after credit scene with Thanos!  Audiences responded.

#1. Captain America: Civil War.  This epic film was unbelievable.  It took so many characters that many people called it Avengers 2.5 and made it a film that definitely feels like a Captain America film.  The central conflict between Cap and Iron Man made sense and actually created stakes that created tension.  Everyone kept asking who was going to die in Civil War to make the stakes high enough, but Marvel did not fall into that trap.  They created stakes without having to kill someone off.  That final fight scene with Cap and Iron Man was as intense as it could be.  There were action scenes galore in Civil War, including perhaps the greatest action sequence ever with the Airport scene.  It introduced us to what could become the greatest cinematic Spider-man of all time.  It brought us an incredible version of Black Panther, completely nailed by Chadwick Boseman.  It advanced the Vision-Scarlet Witch relationship.  It brought us the scene-stealing Ant Man.  It gave us a different type of villain in Zemo.  And it split the Avengers into two sides without demonizing either side.  You could understand why Cap did what he did and you can understand why Tony did what he did.  Neither man was wrong.  That is an amazing piece of writing with characters that we care about and know after all of the other films that came before it.  Civil War had that major advantage.  It was able to take the continuity of the other films and give us a rich and textured story of characters who we love.  It is the best Marvel film to date.

Now…bring on Dr. Strange!

 

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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Okay, I didn’t hate this.

I really thought I was going to hate this.  I mean, this type of stupid, bad attitude comedy is not my cup of tea usually, and I am not saying that I liked Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, but it did not feel like a complete waste of my life.

High praise, I know.

Mike (Adam Devine) and Dave (Zac Efron) are brothers who have had a tough time growing up.  Their bad behavior and overt partying have ruined many family outings.  So in an attempt to be proactive, Mike and Dave’s father (Stephen Root) and mother (Stephanie Faracy) have come up with an idea to make sure that the boys do not ruin their sister Jeanie’s (Sugar Lyn Beard) wedding.  They insist that the boys bring dates instead of going stag and riling each other up.  But here is the catch.  It must be “nice” girls.

Mike and Dave place an ad on Craigslist as a way to find “nice” girls, looking for two girls to take with them to the wedding (which was being held in Hawaii).  Of course, a free trip to Hawaii stirred up the crazies and Mike and Dave saw many coo-coos.

Definitely not “nice” girls, Tatiana (Aubrey Plaza) and Alice (Anna Kendrick) saw the brothers on television and, since they both needed a vacation, concocted a plan to get Mike and Dave to take them.  In order for this to happen, the girls needed to pretend to be respectable.

And, if  you don’t see where this is heading, you haven’t seen this kind of movie before.  The story is as predictable as it comes.  It is completely paint-by-numbers with the most cliched end imaginable.  Go ahead, tell me what you think will happen…I will almost guarantee you that it will happen.

I really did not enjoy Mike either.  He is played as such an overbearing idiot who feels like it is a good idea to shout his lines every second that he became extremely annoying.  Some of the things he does is just so idiotic that it makes it hard to believe that his brother, the somewhat reasonable one, wouldn’t have told him to get the hell out of his life before this.

I thought Zac Efron was pretty good in this role, even though he has played the same type of character many times.  Efron does have some comedic timing and he helps make several of the jokes hit.  He also has a nice relationship (albeit predictable) with Alice, who he helps get over her tragic break up with her ex at the altar of her own wedding.  Efron and Kendrick work well together.

Plaza and Devine both play similar characters, except for the fact that Plaza’s Tatiana does not require screaming every line.

Stephen Root is very funny as the boys’ consistently disappointed and angry father.

The humor is hit and miss.  There are some funny laughs, but they seem to come from times when the cast is allowed to create the humor themselves.  The funniest bit was the blooper real that played over the credits, showing the ad libbing skills of the cast.  Too bad there was not more of this.

While this movie is not good by any stretch, I did not completely hate it.  For this movie that I was really not looking forward to, should be considered a victory.

2.7 stars

 

All Lives Matter

http://bsccomment.com/2016/07/08/dallas-police-officers-killed-by-sniper.html

This is not the typical post that I would make at EYG.

But after that last few days of racial tension and divide in our country, I feel compelled to express my thoughts and worries about what has been happening.  I want to state right off that I am white, so I do not have any first hand knowledge of any of the bigotry or prejudice that African-Americans face on a daily basis.  I am also not a police officer, though my lifelong best friend is one.  Thankfully, he is an officer in a small town of just over 6,000 people where incidents like this are few and far between.

However, this kind of hatred and unfettered violence is possible anywhere, and that is the saddest of all statements.

This horrible week’s events started on Tuesday night, when police officers in Baton Rouge, Louisiana responded to a 9-1-1 call at a convenience store of a “black man brandishing a gun.”  There they found 37 year-old Alton Sterling in the parking lot selling CDs.  Known as the CD Man, Sterling was out front with permission of the store owner.  Videos of the incident were shot by bystanders, showing the police wrestling Sterling to the ground, with two officers pinning him down.  You hear someone shout “He’s got a gun” and then you hear shots fire, while Sterling was on the ground.  Police were seen on video removing something from Sterling’s pocket afterwards that looked to be a gun.

There was an immediate outrage in the community and online at the treatment of Sterling.  Quinyetta McMillon, the mother of one of Sterling’s children, said Wednesday,”The individuals involved in his murder took away a man with children who depended upon their daddy on a daily basis. … As this video has been shared across the world, you will see with your own eyes how he was handled unjustly and killed without regard for the lives that he helped raise.”

A CNN report indicated that the 9-1-1 call came from a homeless man who had been begging Sterling for money.  Reportedly, Sterling had shown the homeless man the gun as a way to discourage him from his consistent questions.

And the week was just starting.

The next day, at a traffic stop for a busted taillight outside of St. Paul, Minnesota, Philando Castile was shot and killed inside his car while his girlfriend and her four-year old daughter were there.  The was more to this story, and the world would see it live.  Castile’s girlfriend, Diamond Reynolds, had her phone out and was live streaming the aftermath using Facebook Live.

This video was eerie and heartbreaking as Reynolds, who was at first clearly in shock, narrated the event as her boyfriend died in the seat beside her.  She said that the officer had told them to put their hands in the air, that he had asked for license and registration and that the officer shot Castile as he reached for his license from his wallet.  According to Reynolds, Castile had told the officer that he had a hand gun, and she had said that he had a license to carry.

The video continued dramatically as the police had her exit the car and kneel on the ground.  She said that she had done nothing wrong and asked why she was being arrested.  She was being detained, was the response.  The phone had fallen to the ground, and all that was seen now was a shot of the sky, but sound was still recording.  Someone turned it upside down and it stayed that way until the little girl, along with another police officer, picked it up.  Reynolds must have been given the phone back because she finished posting the video to Facebook while in the back of a police car.

Two police shootings of African American men who seem on these videos to have been unnecessary and excessive was sure to set off race relations that always are right beneath the surface in our land.  As people across the country expressed their grief and concerns over these deaths, the week was not yet over.

Thursday night in Dallas, Texas, at a peace protest of the shootings of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile, a protest that many Dallas police officers took part in, a lone suspected sniper began shooting, targeting police officers.  In the end, 12 officers were shot and five were killed.  There were also a few innocent protesters who were shot.

Gunman suspect Micah Xavier Johnson was killed when, after a tense standoff, the police dispatched a robot with a bomb with hopes of ending the night without any further loss of life.

Although at first, police believed that there were at least two gunmen, now they suspect that Johnson worked alone, with him being described as a “loner” who was angry about the two shootings.  Hostage negotiators said that, during the standoff, Johnson had said that ‘he wanted to kill white people, especially police officers.”

At this point, I was just grateful that nothing else seemed to happen on Friday.

President Barack Obama called the attack “vicious, calculated and despicable attack on law enforcement” and the President cut his trip to Europe short to return to the US.  He is scheduled to go to Dallas next week.

After eight years of a presidency of the first ever African American, it is clear that the racial divide that has strangled this country is still in place.  It made comments that indicated that racism was over since we elected Obama president look even more asinine than they were at the time.

There seems to be little defense of the two shootings this week.  Both African American men did not appear to be doing anything that made one think that they needed to be shot.  It is hard to imagine that either shooting was motivated by anything else but the racial stereotype that a black man with a gun is dangerous and violent.

However, there is also a preconceived notion that paints a wide picture that all cops are racist and out to get African Americans.  Reynolds made an emotional statement to the media after she was released, indicating that the police were attempting to “assassinate” black people.  She even said that her daughter had come to her and said that the police were “bad guys.”

Blanket statements simple do not work and show how much ignorance we have as a nation.

Are there police officers who are racist and who target African American people.  Of course.  There have been plenty of examples of this over the decades.  Does that mean that every man or woman who wears the shield is a racist.  Of course NOT.

Are there African American men who react with violence and who are dangerous people.  Yes, of course.  Does that mean that every black man is dangerous?  NO!

At some point, we need to get past the hatred and the racism that has swept this nation for far too long.  We need to stop thinking that just because one person of a certain group (or even several people of that said group) does something wrong, that all of “them” will do so as well.  Just because the men who brought down the Twin Towers were Muslim, not all Muslims are evil terrorists.  Yet, how many people in America see someone of Muslim descent and immediately think “terrorist?”  Honestly, if you are on an airplane and there is a passenger with a turban, do you think that he/she is a danger to that plane?

The African American community has been targeted by some police officers.  There is no doubt that that has happened.  There are too many African Americans who have stories about being pulled over and detained for no apparent reason to believe otherwise.  From Rodney King to Sterling Castile, there are sadly way too many cases to debate.

Yet, does this mean that every police officer is out to get the African American community?  That every cop who sees a black man driving a nice car immediately thinks that something criminal is going on?  It is a ridiculous idea.  I know there are good people in law enforcement.  My friend certainly is one.

It is far past time that we as a nation look hard at our prejudices and our misguided thoughts, on both sides of this issue, and decide that enough hatred has gone on.  Wouldn’t it be a better world if we could get past our illogical thoughts and treat people as human beings… not just as a manifestation of our own fears and ignorance.

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. said “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.” 

Wise words.  It is time to start following them.

 

Sources

http://abcnews.go.com/US/dallas-ambush-shooting-planned-thought-suspects-police-learned/story?id=40422456

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/07/us/baton-rouge-alton-sterling-shooting/

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/07/us/falcon-heights-shooting-minnesota/

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/07/08/obama-dallas-police-shootings-were-vicious-calculated-and-despicable/86842484/

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/martinluth101472.html

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The Secret Life of Pets

I watch several movie reviews online at YouTube, sometimes before I go to the film and sometimes after I go.  The other day I saw the review of The Secret Life of Pets by Chris Stuckmann, and he made a comment about the film.  He said that this film was a beat for beat copy of Toy Story.  He gave several examples, I laughed and went on.

The thing was..once I was actually watching the movie, I couldn’t stop thinking about that comparison.  Chris was spot on.  This movie absolutely takes the story of Toy Story and adds pets.

Now, that does not mean that this film cannot be good.  Let’s face it, Star Wars: The Force Awakens was pretty much a copy of Star Wars: A New Hope, and I loved The Force Awakens.  There are only so many stories that can be told.

Putting the copying aside, The Secret Life of Pets is okay.  It doesn’t suck, but it is not a great animated film.

Max (Louis C.K.) is a dog who has a great relationship with his owner Katie (Ellie Kemper).  However, Max’s world is shaken when Katie brings home another dog from the pound named Duke (Eric Stonestreet).  Max and Duke immediately have conflict over their place in Katie’s life and home.  Then, circumstances happen and Max and Duke wind up on the sewers of New York with a group of discarded bad-ass animals led by a rabbit named Snowball(Kevin Hart).  Max and Duke try to find their way home while learning to like each other.

So, yes, very much like Woody and Buzz.

The Secret Life of Pets is a cute film that I’m sure kids will enjoy a great deal.  It has some funny moments, but nothing that really is memorable.  Louis CK does a nice job as the voice of Max.  Kevin Hart as Snowball was basically Kevin Hart, yelling all the time.  He was okay with it, but a little of Hart went a long way here.  Albert Brooks’ performance as the hawk Tiberius is a standout.  Having the hawk eyeballing  the other animals, trying to avoid the temptation to eat them was the funniest part of the film.

I also enjoyed the dog Gidget (Jenny Slate).  She was out to help save her fiend and possible love Max.  Gidget had an interesting relationship with Tiberius as well.  Chloe (Lake Bell the fat cat is portrayed extremely well, as most of the cats are throughout the film.  Of course, I am a cat person, so I enjoy the animal’s rotten attitude.

The animation here is not bad, by any stretch, but, much like the overall film, it is not memorable either.

There was also an animated short ahead of the movie featuring the Minions, but I did not like it much at all.  There were only a few funny bits from that short and most of the parts are predictable.

Created by Illumination, The Secret Life of Pets is not a terrible time at the theater.  It is okay.  I thought this was good.  Of course, it was better when it was called Toy Story.

3 stars

 

 

Wrecked is Really LOST

Okay, it is well known that I absolutely loved the ABC’s Lost.  It is my favorite television program ever on air and when it ended, I found a hole in my heart which LOST once occupied.

I was at Cinemark waiting for a movie when, on the pre-show, they advertised a new show on TBS.  It was called Wrecked and it was clearly a spoof of LOST.  An airplane crashed on a deserted island and a group of survivors struggled to live.  However, the preview made this look like a comedy in the vein of Police Squad! or Airplane.

I was not opposed to this idea, being a fan of parody (in particular Weird Al) so I wanted to give this show a chance.

I have now watched four episodes of Wrecked and I have to say that this is really a stupid show.  The story lines have dealt with such things as one character not being able to poop in the jungle, as well as exact concepts from Lost, such as an unopenable suitcase, a satellite phone, food being washed out by the wave and taken by another castaway.

Many of the characters are meant to be replicas of the characters on LOST, including the good looking, studly Brit who died in episode one (much like Jack Shepherd was supposed to do).

This is not a show that is flattering to LOST.  It is so stupid that it is hard to watch at times.  None of the characters are enjoyable.  They are unlikable and not in the awesome way the LOST characters were.

This one might be off the watch list now.

Old Man Geek Reviews…

American Gothic

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I found a new show on my favorite network-CBS- they have such age appropriate shows.  It was called American Gothic.  I remembered it from years ago.  There was a little kid whose father was the sheriff but also some kind of devil thing.  The little kid had a funny accent… It was great.

So I was very excited to watch the return of the show.  Little did I know this was goin’ be a whole different ballgame.

Really, it was more of a soap opera than a sequel to the old show.

Now, there was a story of a serial killer… someone called The Silver Bells Killer… who had killed several people years before, but stopped mysteriously.  Then our new characters found some silver bells in the garage.  What?

Then we started meeting these brats.  There was one who was a druggie.  There was a politician.  Not one like Trump.  More like Hillary.  She was trying to get elected.  I think it was in Boston.  They had funny accents.  Not like the kid from the original American Gothic.  A different accent.  I wonder if Trump would have something to say about that?

Most annoyingly, there was a little kid here too, but this kid is talking and drawing pictures about death.  He was really weird.

There was a suspicious son from this family, not the druggie or the politician… who had been gone for 14 years.  Of course, that was when the Silver Belles Killer stopped.  So, of course, it is not him.  He is just the red salmon to confuse the audience.  I ain’t fallin’ fer it.

Then at the end of the first episode… Oh yeah…SPOILERS… the head of the family who we thought was this serial killer had a heart attack and the wife withheld his oxygen and he died.

There were a lot of things that made the old guy and his oldest son look like they had some kind of secret. but the wife/mother is certainly a killer.

This is not quite my speed.  I miss Diagnosis Murder.  Dick Van Dyke was fantastic.  American Gothic is one of those short run shows so I might try and stick with it.  If nothing else, I could always nap through it.

The first American Gothic

New American Gothic

The Legend of Tarzan

Every trailer I saw made me think that this was going to be one big stink pile.  However, I was pleasantly surprised at how much I liked The Legend of Tarzan.  It is far from a perfect movie, but I found myself entertained and engaged throughout the entire film.

One of the best things about this movie was that it did not start with Tarzan in the jungle.  In fact, the first time we see Tarzan, he is in England, running around as John Clayton, the Lord of Greystoke.  He is civilized.  He is speaking English.  There is no “Me Tarzan” anywhere to be found, except for a few jokes sprinkled into the script.  That was very refreshing.  I did not need an origin story of Tarzan.  And this fit the bill quite well.

John Clayton (Alexander Skarsgård) is approached by American Dr. George Williams (Samuel L. Jackson) to lead a group into the Congo, back to where John had been raised by the apes, to look into a plan by the Belgian King Leopold to colonize and exploit the Congo, specifically the use of slave labor in the building of a railroad to mine diamonds.  This is a true historical situation that happened, and I like how the film used it as a backdrop for its story.

Leon Rom (Christoph Waltz) was sent into the Congo by King Leopold to secure some diamonds to pay for his plot, but Rom winds up face to face with Chief Mbomba (Djimon Hounsou), who requests one thing in exchange for the diamonds… Rom to bring him Tarzan.

Of course, with John returning to Africa, he was not going to go alone.  His wife, Jane (Margot Robbie) insisted on going back with him, despite any potential danger.  I liked that, despite having her kidnapped in the story, they made Jane a strong character and not the simple damsel in distress.  She was very capable and handled herself well.

Through a series of circumstances, Rom wound up with Jane and John had to go back to his roots to save her and stop his plan.

As I said, I really liked how they had set up the story, using flashbacks to show the most important parts of the story- baby John being taken by the ape, young Tarzan being chased by powerful apes, Tarzan meeting Jane for the first time.  These flashbacks worked to fill in any blanks we might have had without having to go through the whole story again.

Alexander Skarsgård was good as Tarzan, and he certainly looked the part.  How many sit-ups must that guy do to have abs like that?  Ridiculous.  He had a great chemistry with Margot Robbie too, making me believe that relationship.

Christoph Waltz was okay, but I did not really feel his reasons for doing what he was doing.  Because of that, he did come off as one-note during parts of the film.  I would have liked to have more reason for him besides it is what is good for Belgium.

I really enjoyed Samuel L. Jackson in this movie.  I found his character to be very interesting, very funny and to have the most motivation of any of the ancillary characters in The Legend of Tarzan.

I thought the CGI was adequate for the movie.  There was nothing that really pulled me out of the shot, though there was not the Jungle Book type of CGI either.  Everything here was fine, just not spectacular.

There were sections of the story that fell apart as the film progressed, and this could have probably used another few scenes shaved off, but these scenes did not bother me as much as I thought they might.

I was surprised at how much I did enjoy The Legend of Tarzan, as I was not looking forward to it and the film has received a series of negative reviews (as of right now, 34% on Rotten Tomatoes).  However, I got an early eighties action movie vibe from this, and I enjoyed the way the story was presented to the audience.  There were also strong performances from Skarsgård, Robbie and Jackson.

Tarzan falls into that category of heroes, like Zorro, Lone Ranger, Conan, or John Carter, that could be considered iconic, but whose time may have passed, making a retelling more challenging.  I think director David Yates and everyone involved in this did a good job bringing us a vision of Tarzan that audiences in 2016 could enjoy.  It certainly surprised me.

3.3 stars

 

The BFG

Roald Dahl is a wonderful writer.  He has created such amazing pieces of work as James and the Giant Peach, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Matilda, as well as one of my favorite dark poems of all-time, “The Pig.”  Meanwhile, EYG Hall of Famer Steven Spielberg is one of the greatest directors around helming such classics as Jaws, E.T. the Extra Terrestrial, Schlinder’s List, Saving Private Ryan and Raiders of the Lost Ark.  Putting these two icons together should create magic.

2016, we get The BFG.  An adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel by Steven Spielberg.  Unfortunately, it does not reach the level of expectation that these two names create.  However, there is a certain charm to this movie.

Young orphan Sophie (Ruby Barnhill) couldn’t sleep and was up wandering around the orphanage one night when she accidentally catches a glance at a giant.  The giant, who would come to be called BFG (Mark Rylance), could not leave the girl to blab about what she had seen, so he took her from the orphanage back to Giant Land.  Sophie thought he was going to eat her, but BFG laughed it off.  See, he was a kind giant.  BFG stood for Big Friendly Giant, a name given to him by another human who he had befriended.

Sophie and BFG bonded together until other, larger giants, who called BFG “Runt”, came around sniffing for the girl.  These giants did eat “beans” (as they called them- instead of “beings”) and they wanted to make Sophie the next meal.

Together, Sophie and BFG had to come up with a plan to stop the evil giants.

Now, this is a fine little movie, but it is anything but a magical story.  In fact, if I am being honest, I was really bored for the first hour or so of this movie.  Yes, the two characters (BFG and Sophie) had a nice relationship, but there was just nothing much that happened.  As I was preparing to hit this film with a negative review, something happened.  The film took a major switch and I was suddenly engaged.

SPOILERS

When Sophie devised the plan for her and BFG to go see the Queen of England (Penelope Wilton) and ask for help with the evil giants, this film really took off.  That entire section was so perfectly devised and executed that everything before that had bored me was gone from my mind and I was entertained.  It was such an unexpected turn and a strange, unlikely way of dealing with the problem that I just loved it.  The sections with the Queen were very funny and it really saved the movie for me.

END OF SPOILERS

Mark Rylance donned the motion capture suit for this role and he does a wonderful job as BFG.  He emotes so much with his eyes and his face that he really raised the bar in the art form of motion capture.  Plus, Ruby Barnhill feels like she stepped right out of a Roald Dahl book.  Her performance is an important one here and she definitely carries her own weight here.

Now excluding the motion capture, I will say that much of the CGI looked like CGI and it pulled me out of the movie, especially in the early part of the film.  I would have expected better visual effects from a Spielberg movie.

While part of this movie was dull, the second half really brought the game.  The BFG was a charming family film that everyone in the family can enjoy.  There are some good messages here, and the ending is A+.  Unfortunately, the entire film does not live up to what this film should have been.  It is good.  It just is not great.

3 stars

Mockingbird

Mockingbird, aka Bobbi Morse, is one of my newest most favorite comics published by Marvel Comics.

I just picked up the first four issues of the series at Comic World this past Wednesday.  I was unaware it was being published and had missed out on #1.  I have always liked Bobbi, from the days of her marriage to Hawkeye to the newest version of her on ABC in Agents of SHIELD.

So I definitely wanted to give this a try.  Issue #4 came out this past Wednesday, and I had to pick up all four books.

How marvelous they were.

Written by Chelsea Cain, art by Kate Niemczyk and inking by Sean Parsons, Mockingbird present our heroine in a new way.  She is smart.  She is funny.  She is sarcastic.  She is very much like the character from Agents of SHIELD.

And I loved it.

In fact, number one was a very intriguing issue.  The story really did not make much sense.  Bobbi was required to come into SHIELD for a weekly medical exam, but we were not sure why or what was going on.  We saw her arrive several times in several different outfits and we saw some really strange things.

In the letters page, Chelsea referred to the issue as a “puzzle box.”  The next four issues will come out and you will start to understand what you read in issue one.  It was a clever way of writing and really helped to engage me as a reader.

We also met Lance Hunter, another character from the TV show, and the chemistry on the page was as sharp as it is on screen.  Issue four saw the appearance of Clint Barton and it reminds us how great Bobbi and Clint were together all those years ago.  I don’t know which one of the men I like with Bobbi better.  But either one is not needed.  Bobbi is special by herself.

I loved this series and issue five is supposed to reveal the remaining parts of the puzzle box.  I cannot wait.