The Liz Award- 2019

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2019 Liz Award is given to the Best Actress of the Year.

Previous Winners:  Frances McDormand (3 Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri), Viola Davis (Fences), Charlize Theron (Mad Max: Fury Road), Rosemund Pike (Gone Girl), Sandra Bullock (Gravity), Berenice Bejo (The Artist), Michelle Williams (My Week with Marilyn),  Yalitza Aparicio (Roma)

#10.  Cynthia Erivo (Harriet).  Cynthia Erivo did a great job as one of the true heroes of American history.  Harriet Tubman helped hundreds of slaves escape from the South to freedom in the north via the Underground Railroad.  This biopic made her into a type of real life super hero.

#9.  Octavia Spencer (Ma).  I did not like the movie Ma much, but there is no denying that the best part of it was Octavia Spencer and her creepy as all get out performance.  Without Spencer, this would have been considerably less entertaining.

#8.  Brie Larson (Captain Marvel).  Brie received a lot of hate online, but I was not one of them. I have been a fan since Room and I thought she was wonderful as Carol Danvers, the most powerful hero in the MCU.

#7.  Nicole Kidman (Bombshell).  Playing the real life Gretchen Carlson, Kidman had a difficult chore.  She was fantastic in the film and helped shine a light on the FIX situation.

#6.  Awkwafina (The Farewell).  Awkwafina has gotten better with each role and this one was her best to date.  She brought a lot of emotion to the role and her scenes with Zhao Shuzhen were touching and real.

#5.  Emma Thompson (Late Night).  Emma Thompson is a late night talk show host trying to avoid being fired for not being relevant in the world today.  Her performance is note on and relatable.

Image result for armas knives out#4.  Ana de Armas (Knives Out).  With this astounding cast, who would have guessed that Ana de Armas would be the lead.  But she is and she is fantastic.  She has great scenes with everyone in the cast and clearly belongs.  She provides the person in the film to root for and she is charming as can be.

 

Image result for ronan little women#3.  Saoirse Ronan (Little Women).  Saoirse gets the plum role of Jo March and she is absolutely dominant.  She leads her strong ensemble cast and shows just how powerful of an actress she can be.  When you stand out from that type of cast, you know you are doing something right.

 

Image result for scarlett johansson marriage story#2.  Scarlett Johansson (Marriage Story).  Scarlett had a great year.  She already got the Supporting Actress Award and ends up in the runner up spot for her funny, poignant and sad turn in Marriage Story.  I will call your attention once more to that scene that I referenced in the Adam Driver write up.  You need two for that scene and Scarlett is an amazing scene partner.

#1.  Renee Zellweger (Judy).  This movie did not do much, business wise, but the performance of Zellweger as Judy Garland is about as amazing as you are going to find.  You knew as you were watching it that she would be receiving all the awards.

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The Strangelove 2019

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We are up to The Strangelove, the award we give for Best Actor.  It is, of course, in honor of EYG Hall of Famer Peter Sellers, who played three roles in the Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

Previous Winners:  James McAvoy (Split), Denzel Washington (Fences), Bryan Cranston (Trumbo), Michael Keaton (Birdman), Tom Hanks (Captain Phillips), Daniel Day-Lewis (Lincoln), Ryan Gosling (Drive), Rami Malek (Bohemian Rhapsody)

#10.  Anthony Hopkins (The Two Popes).  Hopkins played the stuck-in-his-ways pope, Pope Benedict, who abdicated the papacy because he knew the Catholic Church needed a more progressive path and he was unable to do that.  Strong performance from Sir Anthony here.

#9.  Robert DeNiro (The Irishman).  De-aging him, DeNiro gave a strong performance… one of his better performances in recent years.  Still, he did not do a whole lot that he hasn’t done before.

#8.  Mark Ruffalo (Dark Waters).  Ruffalo played real life lawyer Rob Bilott, who took on the business giant DuPont over said company’s pollution with toxic waste.  Gripping film and Ruffalo handled himself perfectly.

#7.  Christian Bale (Ford v. Ferrari).  Another true story, Bale played race car driver/mechanic Ken Miles, who helped Ford defeat Ferrari in the 24 Hours of Le Mans in France in 1966.

#6.  Shia LaBeouf (Peanut Butter Falcon).  I almost put him here for Honey Boy, but that performance was too supportive for me.  In Peanut Butter Falcon, Shia helped a runaway boy with Down’s Syndrome attempt to achieve his dream to become a pro wrestler.

#5.  Jonathan Pryce (The Two Popes).  Pryce played Pope Francis in this Netflix film.  The film focused on the dialogue and relationship between Francis and Benedict and the film was elevated by two great performances.

Image result for dolemite#4.  Eddie Murphy (Dolemite is My Name).  Eddie Murphy returned to the movies with this great performance, becoming the iconic blaxploitation actor, Rudy Ray Moore.  Murphy is clearly having a ball in this movie and brings us back to the great past performances in his career.

 

 

Image result for adam sandler uncut gems#3.  Adam Sandler (Uncut Gems).  Yeah, I can’t believe it either.  I never would have believed that Adam Sandler would make my top 10 actors list in any capacity outside of the worst lists or the Batman and Robins Awards.  Yet here he is.  And he deserves it because he is simply astounding in this movie.  Raw.  Powerful.  Pained.  I want more of this Adam Sandler.

Image result for adam driver marriage story#2.  Adam Driver (Marriage Story).  Marriage Story has two great performances and one absolutely epic scene where Adam Driver kills it.  He is great throughout but that scene is on another level.  By the way, we have five performances on this list from Netflix movies.  Tides are switching.

 

#1.  Joaquin Phoenix (Joker).  He was transcendent as this sad comedian named Arthur slowly slipping into insanity.  The performance is downright disturbing on many levels and is just an amazing transformation for an actor who always gives us amazing work.

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The Batman and Robins 2019

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It is time for the 2019 version of the Batman & Robin Awards for Rotteness, the awards for the worst of the year.  So those of you on Twitter who are opposed to the worst of lists had better leave now.

Of course, if I give an award for the worst of something, other may disagree.  You have that right.  And if I give an award for awfulness, that does not give anyone a right to torment that person in social media or in any other way.  These are meant to be as much fun as anything else.  Those people who tormented Kelly Marie Tran after the Last Jedi should be ashamed of themselves.

Here we go…

Worst Movie of the Year*SPOILERS* As always, you have to wait for the Top 30 Worst list.

Worst Actor:  John Travolta (The Frantic).  This is a movie that is just insane and you cannot believe that it is John Travolta.  Of course Joaquin Phoenix thought it was a great performance, so there is that.

Worst Actress:  Adeline (Disneynature’s Penguins).  That’s right. Worst actress this year goes to an Adélie penguin.  I just did not believe her relationship with Steve.

Worst CGI:  Cats.  Not sure if it is completely done yet.  Either way, this is nightmare juice.

Worst Trailer:  Cats.  The first trailer to Cats shocked and repulsed the Internet for weeks after its release.  The first hint of what we were going to get.

Worst Commercial:  The M & M Hazelnut “We ate him” spot. Legitimately a terrible idea.  Promotion of cannibalism in the M&M universe.  This played before a ton of movies this year and I hated it every time.

Worst Sequel:  Dark Phoenix.  The last FOX X-Men film before the rights reverted to Marvel Studios was the second chance to get the Dark Phoenix Saga right.  Unfortunately, it was the second time it flopped.

Worst Superhero Movie:  Hellboy.  I know I called this science fiction in the Worst sci-fi category, but it is also a superhero movie (sort of).  It is bad nonetheless.  David Harbour deserved better.

Best Performance in a Bad Movie: (TIE) Ian McKellan & Jennifer Hudson in Cats.  McKellan was the only actor who knew what movie he was in and he was a hoot.  Seeing him meow was the highlight of the movie for me.  Hudson ties him for her amazing and soulful rendition of Memory.  If only she did not look as horrible as they made her look.

Most Overrated:  Hustlers.  This one had Oscar buzz going on at one point.  Huh?  I mean J-Lo was good, but the film was, at best, average.

Favorite “Rotten” Movie: Godzilla: King of Monsters.  At 42% on Rotten Tomatoes, Godzilla was considered rotten, but I enjoyed it a lot.  Sure the humans were wastes of time, but Godzilla was there.  So was Mothra.  And King Ghidorah.

Worst Movie I did not see:  A Madea Family Funeral.  Did not see it.  I’m sure it was bad.

Cashing a Paycheck:  (TIE) Patrick Stewart (Charlie’s Angels) and Jessica Chastain (Dark Phoenix).  Stewart as Bosley and Chastain as …… whoever she was, were just going through the motions here.  Then there was Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique too.  She has been cashing the X-Men check since Days of Future Past.

No really, the book was better: The Goldfinch.  It would have to be.  It did win a Pulitzer Prize.

Worst Reboot/Remake:  Hellboy.  Again, David Harbour was not the issue. His Hellboy was pretty decent.  Everything else though…

Most unintentionally Funny Movie:  Cats.  I laughed, I gasped in horror.  I laughed again.

Movies are Subjective Award:  The lady two seats from me in Cats.  She was having so much fun in that movie, and it was not the snarky fun I was having.  She was wiping tears and waving her hands in front of her face to keep from crying.  She had this gigantic cheesy grin plastered across her face the whole time.  Her joy at watching this movie that I absolutely thought was atrocious was heart warming.  Goes to show that one person’s garbage can be another person’s art.

Most Successful Bad Movie:  Lion King (2019).  This made a ton of money for Disney and it was a pale and heartless imitation of the iconic animated feature.

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Director of the Year Award 2019

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The list of directors this year. much like Spinal Tap, goes to 11 because I just did not want to cut any of them.  I was also very conscious of the fact that there were a lot of great jobs done this year by female directors and I went out of my way to choose several of them for this list (see that Golden Globes…Oscars).  I don’t even have to make a case because they all are very deserving.

Previous Winners:  A.G. Inarritu (Birdman), Tim McCarthy (Spotlight), Damien Chazelle (La La Land), Patty Jenkins (Wonder Woman), Alfonso Cuarón (Roma)

#11.  Gurinder Chadha (Blinded by the Light).  This is a very underrated, but awesome movie chronicling a boy and his connection to the music of Bruce Springsteen.  There were a lot of original shots here too.

#10.  Olivia Wilde (Booksmart).  This was Olivia Wilde’s directorial debut and she created one of the funniest movies of the year and also a fantastic coming-of-age film.  Another one that flew under the radar but is well deserving.

#9.  Noah Baumbach (Marriage Story).  The Netflix film was just amazing and featured two brilliant performances, which is part of the director’s job- to get the best performance out of his/her actors.  Powerful work.

#8.  Martin Scorsese (The Irishman).  Would I be lying if I said I dropped Marty down some because of his Marvel controversy?  Eh, maybe…maybe not.  He had a remarkable cast but the 3.5 hours could have been edited down and not lose much in spots. He is a legend though and the film is very good.

#7.  Greta Gerwig (Little Women).  Little Women is her second major film recently (last being Lady Bird) and she handles this cast extremely well and gives us a wonderful adaptation of a beloved novel.

#6.  Bong Joon-Ho (Parasite).  Parasite is a black comedy/thriller that has shown Bong Joon-Ho’s skills as a director.  He is able to find the humor in some of the worst of human nature and still tell a profound story.

#5.  Lulu Wang (The Farewell) A sentimental and emotional story about a family going to see their grandmother who was dying of a disease, but she did not know about it.  It’s a surprisingly funny film and is easily Awkwafina’s best performance to date.

#4.  Rian Johnson (Knives Out).  Creating a murder mystery is always a tough job for a director and creating something as original and creative as Knives Out is even more challenging.  Rian Johnson manages this brilliantly. The shots are great.  The cast is wonderful.  Just an overall amazing time in the theater.

#3.  Taika Waititi (Jojo Rabbit).  Taika Waititi had so many challenges to make Jojo Rabbit a success.  The story created controversy but, when you saw it, that melted away. Plus, he had to direct some of the movie dressed as Adolf Hitler.  Ha

#2.  Todd Phillips (Joker).  Phillips made a movie that was as much about the descent into madness as it was about the criminal Joker.  It was a beautiful nightmare with scenes that were horrific and depressing while the film still lifts you up.

Image result for russo brothers#1.  Joe and Anthony Russo (Avengers: Endgame).  I was completely enthralled with this movie from the beginning and the last hour had me sobbing in joy and anguish.  The Russo Brothers have been doing this since Winter Soldier and it is clear that they knew what they were doing as each movie built on each other to the emotional climax.  Anyone who says this is just a super hero movie and dismisses it as such is just a film snob who can’t see past their nose.  The Russos showed how to put together a story with a massive cast and make it work.  They got amazing performances out of Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Karen Gillan, Jeremy Renner to mention a few.  They filled the film with fan service that all seemed to be earned and not just crammed in for nostalgia sake. They created an epic finale to the 22 film Infinity Saga series and became legends.

 

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Supporting Actor 2019

There are just as many supporting actors this year as actresses, as it was a very solid year performance wise.  Lots of strong work from lots of actors.

Previous Winners:  Patrick Stewart (Logan), Michael Shannon (Nocturnal Animals), Sylvester Stallone (Creed), Edward Norton (Birdman), Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club), Christoph Waltz (Django Unchained), Andy Serkis (Rise of the Planet of the Apes), Richard Grant (Can You Ever Forgive Me?)

#10.  Jake Gyllenhaal (Spider-Man: Far From Home).

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#9.  Wesley Snipes (Dolemite is My Name)

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#8.  Brad Pitt (Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood)

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#7.  Joe Pesci (The Irishman)

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#6.  Tom Hanks (A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood)

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#5.  Taika Waititi (Jojo Rabbit)

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#4.  Willem Defoe (The Lighthouse)

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#3.  Al Pacino (The Irishman)

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#2.  Daniel Craig (Knives Out)

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and the #1 supporting actor for 2019 is….

Robert Downey Jr. (Avengers: Endgame)

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Robert Downey Jr. is going to be ignored by the major awards this coming season.  I have that feeling that the Oscars will ignore his work just like the Golden Globes did and that is a travesty.  It may be a super hero movie, but his performance matches any that I have seen in any prestige films.  He brings a decade plus of character development to an end in Avengers: Endgame and he provides us with the gamut of emotion.

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Best Supporting Actress 2019

We have arrived at the acting categories and there were plenty of choices this year.

Previous Winners:  Dafne Keene (Logan), Tilda Swinton (Dr. Strange), Alicia Vikander (Ex Machina), Emma Stone (Birdman), Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle), Sally Field (Lincoln), Jennifer Aniston (Horrible Bosses), Emily Blunt (A Quiet Place)

Here are the supporting actresses

#10.  Da’Vine Joy Randolph (Dolemite is My Name)

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#9.  Jamie Lee Curtis (Knives Out)

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#8.  Margot Robbie (Bombshell)

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#7.  Jennifer Lopez (Hustlers)

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#6.  Zhao Shuzhen (The Favorite)

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#5.  Laura Dern (Marriage Story)

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#4.  Karen Gillan (Avengers: Endgame)

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#3.  Kathy Bates (Richard Jewell)

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#2.  Florence Pugh (Little Women)

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and #1….

Scarlett Johansson (Jojo Rabbit)

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Scarlett was brilliant in Jojo Rabbit, one of her three great movies this year.  She brought so much feels to the spoof/comedy of Jojo Rabbit.

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Best and Worst Sci-Fi 2019

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As I said in my earlier review, I needed some more sci-fi movies to complete my list this year.  I have seen a couple of extras..will they make the list?

A couple of rules.  I do not include super hero movies in the sci-fi category, even though they could be arguably included.  There is enough places for those.  I also typically leave out Star Wars movies because, again arguably, they are not science fiction.

Previous Winners:  Upgrade, Blade Runner 2049, Arrival, The Martian, Ex Machina, Star Trek Into Darkness, Edge of Tomorrow

Moving on with the list….

BEST Sci-Fi of 2019

#1.  Freaks.  One of the new films not only makes the list, but tops it.  This was quite the trip and was filled with drama and intensity.

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#2.  Fast Color

#3.  I Am Mother

#4.  Ad Astra

#5.  Detective Pikachu

#1-3 on this list are films that most people probably never heard of, which is cool.  Go search them out because they are really great.  I was a tad bored in parts of Ad Astra but it looked spectacular. Detective Pikachu boasted a top notch performance from Ryan Reynolds.

WORST Sci-Fi of 2019

#1. Replicas.  Ah Keanu… what have you done?  This was an easy choice as this is one of the worst films of the year…not just sci-fi films.

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#2.  Hellboy

#3.  Gemini Man

#4.  MIB International

#5.  Don’t Let Go

Does including Hellboy break my superhero rule?  Maybe, but it was so bad that I am willing to look the other way.  Gemini Man and MIB International were very disappointing, both wasting concepts that could have been excellent.  Don’t Let Go was weird and yet predictable.  Terminator: Dark Fate would have been at #6 had this list continued so I would toss it a dishonorable mention.

 

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Best and Worst Horror 2019

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2019 was a good year for horror.  Between the categories of animation, Sci-Fi and horror, there were almost double or even triple the number of horror films for these two lists.

I am giving the top 5 in each categories and some honorable mentions after that.

Previous Winners:  A Quiet Place, It, Don’t Breathe, It Follows, The Conjuring, As Above So Below, Cabin in the Woods

#1.  Doctor Sleep.  The Shining sequel was the runaway choice here and is one of my favorite movies of the year.

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#2.  Crawl.  

#3.  I See You

#4. Pet Sematary 

#5.  Eli

The alligator killing Crawl nearly took this award.  It was so tense and I was so anxious during the film.  I See You was a film I just saw on streaming and it was so great.  Very mind bending too.  Pet Sematary was a decent Stephen King remake this year, better than It Ch. 2 turned out.  Eli on Netflix was really good and the ending was very out of nowhere.

Honorable MentionsChild’s Play, Midsommar, Brightburn, The Dead Don’t Die, It Chapter Two, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Ready or Not, Girl on the Third Floor, Haunt

WORST Horror of the Year

#1.  Countdown

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#2.  Greta

#3. Escape Room

#4.  The Prodigy

#5.  Ma

These were not that bad either.  Ma had its moments and Octavia Spencer was exceptional in the lead role.  Greta had a weird performance from Isabelle Huppert.  Escape Room had its positives too.

Best and Worst Animated 2019

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2019 in animation was not as strong as in past years.  There is absolutely no Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse here.  Still, there were several that were pretty decent.

I actually skipped several animated films this year that I thought might be on that worst list, so there are not very many to make up the three that I listed.  I skipped animated movies such as Angry Birds 2, Ugly Dolls, Arctic Dogs etc.

Previous Winners: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse, Coco, Moana, Inside Out, Big Hero 6, Flashpoint, Paranorman, Winnie the Pooh

 

Best Animated Movie of the Year

#1.  Klaus.  A surprise pick from Netflix.  A great new version of the Santa Claus story.  Features J.K. Simmons as Klaus.

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#2.  How to Train Your Dragon 3: Hidden World

#3.  Spies in Disguise

#4.  Toy Story 4

#5.  The Reign of Superman

 

Worst Animated Movie of 2019

#1.  Playmobil: The Movie.  A poor man’s Lego Movie, Playmobil: The Movie was one of the all-time flops.

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#2.  The Addams Family

#3.  Wonder Park

#4.  Secret Life of Pets 2

 

The EYG Top 100 Best Movies of the Decade #30-16

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Getting into the top of the decade.  Interestingly enough, a few of the films from 2019 on this list may be in a slightly different order than they will be in the final Best of list of the year.  Don’t @ me about it.

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Image result for wonder woman no mans land#30.  Wonder Woman.  DC really needed this one and Diana delivered.  Sure I thought the CGI finale of the film was not as great as the rest of the movie, but there is no denying that the No Man’s Land sequence was some of the best movie making in all of comic book movie history.

#29.  Doctor Sleep.  A sort of sequel to The Shining, Doctor Sleep was a great horror film with a great performance from Ewan McGregor as a grown up version of Danny Torrence.  There is a lot of great mythology in here too.

#28.  Captain America: First Avenger.  Cap’s origin.  It is where we first realize that Chris Evans, a strange choice to play Steve Rogers, was the perfect choice to play Steve Rogers.  A WWII story with a cool appearance from the Red Skull.  This one is better than it gets credit for.

Image result for warrior ufc movie#27.  Warrior.  I had not seen this one until this very year and that was a travesty.  This film is emotional, powerful and thrilling.  You can’t help but root for Joel Edgerton as he makes his unlikely way through the UFC tournament for an eventual showdown with his brother Tom Hardy.  Amazing stuff.

#26.  Captain Phillips.  Tom Hanks brings his powerhouse work to this true story of a man whose ship is taken over by Somali pirates.  The ending scenes with Tom Hanks is perhaps the greatest acting he has ever done in his storied career.

#25.  Edge of Tomorrow.  If you dismissed this as Tom Cruise in a Groundhog Day rip off, you are missing out on one of the most original, inventive and exciting movies of the decade.  Cruise, who starts off going against type which was a welcome change, and Emily Blunt are great together.  This is a film that suffered from poor promotion and a terrible trailer.

Image result for deadpool#24.  Deadpool.  Ryan Reynolds never let this one go and, after some footage leaked online and the fans went nuts, Deadpool became a thing.  And it was a massive hit.  Arguably, Deadpool contains the best love story of any super hero movie and it is hilarious.

#23.  Knives Out.  Rian Johnson created this murder mystery and it was so much fun.  The fantastic ensemble cast brought their best game.  Knives Out was creative and kept you on the edge of the seat, even when you thought you knew what had happened.

Image result for ultron#22.  Avengers: Age of Ultron.  A movie that receives a lot of displeasure from fans because it was not up to the level of the original Avengers.  I maintain that Age of Ultron is still an amazing movie that deserves its place on this list.  There were tons of nitpicks on this one, but nothing there, to me, hurts the film.

#21.  Cabin in the Woods.  A brilliant horror movie that really messes with the horror tropes in a creative and original manner.  It is a movie that explains why characters in horror movies do so many stupid things.  And it is epic.  Great work from director/writer Drew Goddard and co-writer Joss Whedon.  Also brings us a pre-Thor Chris Hemsworth.

Image result for muppets 2011#20.  The Muppets.  A wonderful trip down the road of nostalgia with Muppet fan Jason Segel.  The Muppets return to form here with an attempt to save the Muppet Theater from the evil Tex Richman.  Man or a Muppet is one of the best songs in Muppet movies.

#19.  Jojo Rabbit.  Taika Waititi’s wonderful comedy about a boy in Nazi Germany and his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler.  The film features some of the best performances of the year and such humanity.  It is a spoof, until it isn’t any more.  One of 2019’s best movies.

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#17.  Black Panther.  The story of T’Challa, King of Wakanda, was a cultural significance and a massive hit.  It is socially relevant and provided countless children a role model on the screen that looked like them.  Plus, the movie was great.

Image result for spiderman keaton car#16.  Spider-Man: Homecoming.  One of the best Spider-Man movies ever done and finally we have a Spider-Man that everyone can get behind. Tom Holland is the perfect Spider-Man and the perfect Peter Parker.  Then, we get a totally intense and frightening Vulture in the person of Michael Keaton.  That scene in the car with Peter and Toomes was as tense as any scene that year.

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The EYG Top 100 Worst Movies of the Decade #30-16

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The worst movies of 2010-2019 continues…

#30.  Zoolander 2.  Holy cow was this a trainwreck. People hold the original in a high regard, but this is nearly universally disliked.  Probably another sequel too late for the making.

Image result for the brothers grimsby#29.  The Brothers Grimsby.  Poop jokes.  Vomit jokes.  And a ridiculous plot, characters and story.  Worst of all…not funny.

#28.  A Million Ways to Die in the West.  Seth MacFarlane has done some really funny things over the years.  This ain’t one of ’em.  A Western movie spoof that just did not work for me.

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Education stereotypes running wild

#27.  Fist Fight.  Another one of those stupid comedies (using the term loosely) based in a school that is so unrealistic that it loses me immediately.  The filmmakers here clearly hate teachers and the school system with their display of the school.

#26.  The Snowman.  One of the Spider-man 3 winners, I was looking forward to The Snowman.  Trailers made it look fantastic.  Unfortunately, it was no where near entertaining.  I had the killer picked out immediately.  Michael Fassbender looked depressed.  It was a horrible time at the theater.

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#25.  Immortals.  A Greek sword & sandal “epic” starring Henry Cavill and Mickey Rourke.  The story was dull.  The CGI was atrocious.  It was just a terrible movie.

#24.  Gods of Egypt.  Gerard Butler played “Egyptian” God Set.  I know that when I see Gerard Butler, I think Egyptian.  Why cannot Hollywood give us a good sword and sandal epic?

#23.  Nine Lives.  Yes, Kevin Spacey is turned into a cat. I know there are lots of people who wish Kevin Spacey would be turned into something, but  a cat may not be their first choice.  Inane film.

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#22.  The Host.  A young adult book series based movie that came out after the success of Twilight.  Same author by the way and it featured a younger Saoirse Ronan whose future was much brighter than this sci-fi turd.

#21.  Transporter: Refueled.  Another in a franchise that should have gone away.  I remember almost nothing about this movie except for the fact that I wished it did not get made.  It was the #1 on my list of worst in 2015.

#20.  The Collection.  A horror story where a killer named The Collector kills people for the sake of gore and shock value…not for story.

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If only I could have had a blindfold too

 

#19.  50 Shades of Grey.  It it the original in the series where we meet these characters for the first time.  50 Shades started as Twilight fan fiction and that is what the film feels like.  It is not even that sexy.  Pretty sure this is the worst trilogy of the decade.

#18.  Robin Hood.  Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx waste their significant talents in this attempt to once again make Robin Hood relevant.  It failed miserably and was one of the winners of the John Carter Memorial Award in 2018.

#17.  Jexi.  One of this year’s worst movies, Jexi is the story of a man and his cell phone.  Jexi is the “Siri” of this universe on steroids.  A poor man’s “Her

Image result for hangover II#16.  Hangover II.  I enjoyed the first Hangover.  Little did I know that they were making the same damn movie in Hangover II, only placing it in a different country.  Hangover II took a huge plummet from where it was and turned the whole series into a joke. And one that was no longer funny.

 

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Music-Original Song & Score 2019

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Music is a vital component to the movie going experience, whether it be the main song or the music in the background.  Music gives you the proper feels for a scene and lives in your head from then on.

There may not have been as many original songs this year, but there are some very quality ones.

Shout out to Jennifer Hudson for her stunning performance of Memory in Cats.  If only she did not look as she did it the theater.  Her voice is amazing and I look forward to her as Aretha Franklin in 2020.

Original song

#5.  The Ballad of the Lonesome Cowboy (Toy Story 4)

 

#4.  Catchy Song (The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part)

 

#3.  Speechless (Aladdin)

 

#2. The Dead Don’t Die (The Dead Don’t Die)

 

#1.  Lost in the Woods (Frozen II)

 

This may not be the flashiest of the songs from Frozen II, but I have no doubt that this is the best one.  This was my favorite moment in the movie and I have it on my phone.  Jonathan Groff sings this brilliantly and the Weezer version is okay too.

 

Scores

#5.  Last Black Man in San Francisco- Emile Mosseri and Joe Talbot

#4.  Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker- John Williams

#3. Us- Michael Abels

#2.  Avengers: Endgame- Alan Silvestri

#1.  Joker- Hildur Guðnadóttir

 

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Top 15 Geek Stories 2019

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Pop culture today is Geek Culture and most of the biggest stories affect the Geek community and the culture.  So the Top 15 Biggest Geek Stories of 2019 cover lots of ground.

#15.  Storm Area 51.  This came up online as a meme about midway through the year with a large number online supporting the idea.  Fortunately, when it came to the actual event, a small number of people showed basically as a whim and we avoided the trouble that was certainly coming.

#14.  Big Bang Theory ends.  After 12 seasons and 279 episodes, CBS’ The Big Bang Theory ended its run by giving Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler their much deserved Nobel Prize.

#13.  AEW.  The WWE got some real competition in 2019 with the arrival and birth of AEW.  Backed by billionaire Tony Khan, AEW came from the minds of Cody Rhodes and The Young Bucks and provides another area fro wrestlers to work.  There was immediately a new wrestling “War” as AEW started on Wednesday nights spurring the WWE to counter-program its NXT against it.

#12.  Royal Baby- Archie.  The first-born son of Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, Archie immediately became the 7th in line of succession for the throne of England.

#11.  Watchmen.  The HBO series created remarkable buzz as everyone loved each week’s episode. The series, written by Damon Lindelof, took the premise of the iconic graphic novel and moved it forward into the future to tell the story of racial tensions and divide among Americans.  Genius level work.

#10.  Star Wars ends the Skywalker Saga.  Episode IX was released to the common middling response to anything these days named Star Wars that does not feature Baby Yoda.  The film was very divisive with some believing it was a great finale to the Skywalker saga while others thinking that it was a gigantic mess.

#9.  WWE video game glitches.  The new WWE video game, WWE 2K20, had a ton of glitches and bugs when released, causing fans to complain about it not being ready for release.  There are some real funny ones, including when Charlotte went for the figure-8.

#8.  Greta Thunberg.  A 16-year old Swedish environmentalist, Greta created a huge stir on the world stage when she spoke at the UN Climate Action Summit.  She was named Time’s Person of the Year for 2019 and she was Tweeted at by the President of the USA, Donald Trump, but not in a positive way.

#7.  Joker/Captain Marvel pass $1B at box office.  Despite calls and protests against both film online, DC Movies Joker and Marvel Studios’ Captain Marvel both passed one billion dollars world wide in 2019. It goes to show that the vocal minority on the Internet is just that, a minority.

#6.  Impeached.  Although I try to remain outside of the political realm here, you cannot ignore the fact that Donald Trump became only the third US president to ever be impeached.  Political junkies all over the internet and the media will be debating the importance or lack thereof well into 2020.

#5.  Spider-man tug of war.  About midway through the year, Sony and Disney announced that they were unable to come to an agreement over the rights to Spider-man and that the Web-Head would be leaving the MCU.  The public outcry was loud and, after Tom Holland called Bob Iger, a compromise was found to keep Spidey where he belongs.

#4.  Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola “trash” Marvel Studios.  It was the story that wouldn’t go away.  Scorsese made some comments about Marvel Studios not being cinema and how it is compared to an amusement park ride.  Though his comments were not that bad when read in context, the Internet exploded.  Then, when Coppola threw in his two cents about Marvel being “despicable” everything only got worse.  It seems like everything has finally started to calm down.  *Terry Gilliam-hold my beer*

#3.  Disney + launches.  The streaming service Disney + launched to great success on Nov. 12th as Disney says they had 10 million subscribers after the first day of launch.  Featuring such fun shows as The Mandalorian and The World According to Jeff Goldblum, a ton f Disney movies, and with the upcoming Marvel series, Disney + looks to be solid well into the future.

#2.  Game of Thrones ends.  The finale of HBO’s classic show Game of Thrones took place this year and, unfortunately, much of the final season, including the finale, was not what the public was hoping for.  The finale was disliked by many of its longtime viewers and continued that toxic environment that has become social media online.

#1.  Avengers: Endgame passes Avatar.  Yes, they had to re-release it right near the end of its run with some additional footage added in a post credit scene, but Avengers: Endgame was still a massive win.  It was able to overtake Avatar as the most money worldwide for any movie ever (without inflation).  Endgame made an insane $350 million domestic opening weekend, totally crushing the previous record set the year before by Infinity War.  It also made over $1 Billion dollars worldwide in the opening weekend.  It ended its theatrical run at $2,797,800,564, compared to Avatar’s $2,789,958,507.

 

The Expendables Award for Acting Excellence 2019

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We once again will have the specialty award to honor those members of the Expendables cast and their acting prowess in other films.

Best Expendable Supporting Actor:  Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator: Dark Fate).   Arnold returned to the Terminator franchise (again) and killed off poor John Connor.  Then he went off and got into a relationship.  Arnold continued to show his skill at being an emotion-less cyborg.

Expendable Match of the Year:  Ronda Rousey competing at Wrestlemania 35 in the main event.  Yes, Ronda lost that match, but you cannot argue that she was in the main event of Wrestlemania.  It was the first female main event of Wrestlemania ever and she shared the match with Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch.

Best Expendable Actor in a Lead Role:  Jason Statham (Hobbs & Shaw).  Jason Statham and The Rock had great chemistry together in the last Fast & Furious film (I don’t recall the number…9,maybe?) and that lead to a spin off for their characters.  The film was fun and as ridiculous as any F&F movie.  The film made a lot of money because of Statham and Johnson.

Best Expendable Actor in a Return Role:  Bruce Willis (Glass).  Bruce returned to the role of David Dunn this year in Glass, a film I liked but many people thought underperformed.

Best Expendable in a Rom-Com: Liam Hemsworth (Isn’t It Romantic).  A surprisingly funny film with a good comedic turn from Liam.

Best Expendable Cameo:  Harrison Ford (Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker).  This is a shoo in since he already took home the Stan Lee Cameo of the Year Award.

 

 

The Avengers: Endgame Ensemble Cast of the Year Award 2019

This award is brand new this year. 

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I wonder….

Is the title of this award…a SPOILER?

Yup.

Winner of the first ever Avengers: Endgame Ensemble Cast of the Year Award is….

Avengers: Endgame!

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Of course.

I mean… duh.  It is literally the name of the brand new award.

And this is reasonable too.  There were so many great moments in the film.  Robert Downey Jr throughout.  Chris Evans and his story wrap-up for Cap.  How about Chris Hemsworth’s amazing portrayal of a Norse God fighting depression/PTSD?  Scarlett Johansson and her sacrifice.  Jeremy Renner was strong in all his scenes.  Karen Gillian gets overlooked a lot but she brought so much depth to Nebula.  Paul Rudd showed all kind of range, from comedic to downright frightened.  Gwyneth Paltrow’s good bye to Tony Stark was note perfect.  There were so many actors in this ensemble yet they all seemed to have their moments.  Especially the OG Avengers.

There were some other great ensemble casts this year too.

Runners-UpKnives Out, The Favorite, Parasite, Hotel Mumbai, Good Boys, Kid Who Would Be King, Bombshell, Little Women, Ready or Not, The Dead Don’t Die.