The Main Event (2020)

The Main Event (2020) - IMDb

Have you ever wanted to be a WWE superstar?  Well, all it would take is for you to find a magic mask and enter an NXT tournament.

The Main Event is the new Netflix/WWE Studios film that brings you into the fantasy of becoming a wrestler without any of the hard work.

Skinny and bullied 11-year old Leo (Seth Carr) is chased by the school bullies into an open house.  Hiding in a room, Leo, already a huge WWE fan, discovered a smelly old wrestling mask in a secret hiding place.  Leo discovered that when he put the mask on, he gained incredible strength, increased agility and a boost of confidence.  So much so that he, as Kid Chaos, entered a 16 person professional wrestling tournament with the winner gaining a WWE contract.

Meanwhile, Leo has a distant relationship with his father (Adam Pally), whose wife ran off with another man.  Leo’s over-the-top grandma (Tichina Arnold) connects with Leo over WWE and tries to get his father to talk to his son.

The movie is similar to the Jim Carrey movie The Mask, if this was set in the world of WWE, if the wrestling matches were real.

The film acted as if the matches in this “tournament” were real and happening.  Several WWE Superstars included in this movie were The Miz, Kofi Kingston, Sheamus, Otis and Keith Lee.  Keith Lee played a wrestler in the NXT tournament named Smooth Operator.  The main villain in the tournament was named Samson, performed by the NXT/Evolve wrestler named Babatunde.  Otis played the wrestler Stinkface, who has one of the dumbest scenes of the entire film.

The Main Event has some fun moments to it.  I liked the young Seth Carr.  I feel as if he did a solid job in this film.  The story had some sweetness in it too.  I have seen worse movies than The Main Event.

Having said that, there are a lot of silliness to the film.  It is very predictable and the whole “real-life” matches made little sense.  Everybody knows that WWE is scripted so to act as if it were real was a challenge for me.

This was not terrible, but it is, most likely, going to be more enjoyable for younger viewers.  It is silly and predictable and makes little sense.  Gigantic WWE fans, especially the younger ones, might like this more than others.  If you are not a WWE fan, this one is probably not for you.

2.5 stars 

ReMastered: Devil at the Crossroads (2019)

Review: REMASTERED: DEVIL AT THE CROSSROADS (***) on NETFLIX ...

I watched this documentary a few weeks ago late one night and forgot to do w rite up on it.  So today I was scrolling through Netflix to look for films for the weekend when I spotted this one.  I figured that I may as well write up this doc while I am at it.

The doc features the life of Robert Johnson, one of the legendary blues guitarist ever.  The rumors that came later in his life and over the times of how Johnson sold his soul to the devil to become a master of guitar.

The documentary plays with the myths surrounding the guitarist.  While they do not necessarily buy into the myth, they include the rumors and speculation in with the life story.  It is truly a creepy addition to the tale and works very well.  You can see why the legend continued past his death.

The set up and design of the presentation of the doc is wonderful and creates the perfect tone for this story.  The animated backgrounds are beautiful and stands out on the screen.

The documentary is short and plays quickly.  If you are a fan of blues, then this is a must watch for you.

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Review: REMASTERED: DEVIL AT THE CROSSROADS (***) on NETFLIX ...

The Iron Giant (1999)

Original The Iron Giant movie poster - Brad Bird - Jennifer Aniston

The classic tale of a boy and his 100-foot robot.

The Iron Giant is a beautifully artistic version of a story that we have seen dozens of times.  Why have we seen the story that many times?  Because it works.

A giant robot (Vin Diesel) winds up crashed on earth without its memory and with a distinct appetite for metal.  As it is consuming an electricity station, young Hogarth Hughes (Eli Marienthal) finds him and makes friends with the giant.  Meanwhile, a government agent named Kent Mansley (Christopher McDonald) arrives in town with a desire to capture the giant once and for all.

The Iron Giant is an emotional and powerful story of acceptance and choice that is great for the entire family. It deals with some massive themes too, including death and the ability to choose what you are going to be.   The film does it in a serious and yet remarkably entertaining manner.

Vin Diesel has done some of his best work as a voice over performer and his run here as the Iron Giant is no exception.  He is able to infuse the giant with so much humanity and emotion with so few words that this was clearly a perfect audition for Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy.

The animation of the movie was wonderful.  It truly does hold up, despite being over 20 years since its release.

There are some other excellent voice actors involved in The Iron Giant.  Jennifer Aniston voices Howarth’s mother Annie.  Harry Connick Jr. provided the voice for junkyard manager and scrap metal artist Dean.  And the general called in by Mansley was voiced by Frasier Crane’s father, John Mahoney.

The third act of this movie is just tremendous and really creates a tense and emotional climax showing what a hero truly is and how that hero should act.

The Iron Giant is a wonderful movie for everybody.  You’ll have tears in your eyes from the power of the film.

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Original The Iron Giant movie poster - Brad Bird - Jennifer Aniston

Pooka Lives!

Pooka Lives" Proves A Sequel Can Be Better Than The Original [REVIEW]

Holy crap!  I love Pooka!

At least, I loved Pooka Lives!

This is yet another film (although it looks as if it is a TV episode of a series called Into the Dark) talked about by Critically Acclaimed (William Bibbiani & Witney Seibold).  Pooka Lives was on Hulu and, apparently, it was a sequel to another film/episode called Pooka.  I have not seen the original, but, fortunately, you do not have to have seen Pooka to enjoy the follow up.  In fact, apparently, the film takes the franchise into a much different direction.

A group of adults who were childhood friends create their own Creepypasta as a joke, but the internet meme goes viral and creates a monster that starts to kill those who are naughty.

Derek (Malcolm Barrett) was a writer whose book called out online YouTuber Jax (Motoki Maxted).  Jax sends his millions of followers after Derek, ruining his life.  Derek heads to his hometown to hide out from the snarks.  He goes to his high school friends’, Matt (Jonah Ray) and Molly (Felicia Day), house to stay for awhile.

At Derek’s welcome back party, Matt, Molly, Derek, along with Derek’s old flame Susan (Lyndie Greenwood) and police officer Bennie (Gavin Stenhouse) come up with the Creepypasta and send it out on the internet.  Nothing hurt, right?

Wrong.  The story they loaded goes viral and, through the power of belief, leads to the accidental creation of this monster, based on a toy, a toy of which is preparing to have a relaunch soon.

This is a comedy/horror film that was just a hoot.  I loved the humor here.  I loved the characters.  I love the story.

Malcolm Barrett is great here, playing this silliness nearly straight, adding to the tone.  Felicia Day is fantastic as always as Molly, the crystal-using, mystical believing housewife and the relationship with Matt is both filled with conflict over their differing beliefs but also their true connection.  This is a real couple and I really enjoyed their arguing.

This movie also has something interesting to say about internet culture and the way the trolls online can act horribly and be downright wicked.  The movie shows how the online trolls can affect the lives of real people in the real world.  This message may not be subtle but it is also not beating you over the head with it.  It is well done here.

Pooka Lives comes from the Blumhouse Television and is directed by Alejandro Brugués, a different director than who did the original film Pooka.

I really enjoyed this movie, way more than I ever thought that I would.  There was a light, carefree tone to the film and has its share of campy moments.  The Pooka creatures are funny, but look to be mostly practical with their effects.  There are also some really scary imagery here, especially when Pooka’s big, overblown red eyes start to glow.

This is a lot of fun and I had a heck of a good time with Pooka Lives. Might be the best of the films that I have seen since the quarantine hit.

4.5 stars

The Other Lamb

First Poster for Horror-Thriller 'The Other Lamb' - A young woman ...

In my continuing search for new content to pass the day along in the quarantine, I was listening to Critically Acclaimed, a podcast featuring critics William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold.  I was curious on their opinion on Netflix’s Coffee & Kareem (which basically matched mine), but I actually found something else.

They reviewed a movie from the producers of Nightcrawler and Whiplash, two movies which I loved, and the noted Polish director Malgorzata Szumowska called The Other Lamb.

It was called a horror movie, but I am not sure horror really fits as a genre.  It’s horror in the same way that Midsommar is horror.  There are horrible moments and situations and it is more horror in the creation of a mood than anything that outright scares you.  You feel very uncomfortable and somewhat dirty.

The film is the story of a cult lead by the mysterious Shepherd (Michiel Huisman).  There are a group of women who are considered either wives of Shepherd or daughters of Shepherd and they all live in the woods, sheltered from the view of the world at large.

However, one of the daughters, Selah (Raffey Cassidy) is headstrong and starts having thoughts and visions that make her question the validity of the situation and her faith in Shepherd.  With the veil pulled back, Selah began to see the fate of the wives as they grew older.

The atmosphere of this movies is what will either sell it or wreck it.  There is a definite yuck feeling going on here as you can tell exactly what Shepherd was doing with these women.  It makes one wonder what it was that led these people to find this man and how he was able to place himself on a pedestal above them.  He did not seem to be charismatic as some cult leaders are.  Plus, he was clearly a murderer.  The very absences of any male children tell you that, if a wife gave birth to a boy, things would happen.

I could have used more of a look inside the cult and something to base this all on for me to accept the total premise.  However, it was clear that this Shepherd was horrid and that the film was leading toward a showdown with him and Selah.   With this, the film does a strong job.

Overall, the movie did a good job unnerving me, but it could have done more.

3.2 stars

Uncorked

Uncorked (2020) - IMDb

Uncorked is a Netflix film featuring Courtney B. Vance, Mamoudou Athie and Niecy Nash in a family drama of a son and the expectations of his father and how those expectations clash with what the son wants for his life.

Elijah (Mamoudou Athie) worked at his father Louis’ (Courtney B. Vance) Memphis BBQ restaurant, which had been passed down from father to son for a generation.  Elijah, however, was not looking at having the restaurant passed to him.  Instead, he wanted to become a master sommelier, which is an expert on wine.  Elijah’s choice to go to school began causing issues with his work at the restaurant and this led to conflict with his father.

The relationship between Louis and Elijah reminded me very much of my own relationship with my late father so there were moments that really spoke to me in Uncorked.  The mother, played by Niecy Nash, wonderfully by the way, was a fun and remarkably engaging character.

With good performances, the film is strong.  I will say that it did drag a little bit in the middle.  I do not drink wine so I did not know or relate much to it.

I also must say that the film had a couple of well done twists that take the story in a path that you do not expect.  Though there are some predictable bits in it, there are also some moments that you do not expect.  I did like the ending to this film as I did not expect it and I wanted to have it end differently.  Thinking back, I liked the end very much, but as I was watching it, I wanted the situation to be different.

This is one of the better recent releases from Netflix.

3.3 stars

Coffee & Kareem

Coffee & Kareem (2020) - IMDb

There is a new comedy that popped up on Netflix recently.  It is called Coffee & Kareem.  It is an odd couple movie featuring Ed Helms as a police officer who gets involved with a foul mouthed son of his girlfriend.

Barely competent cop James Coffee (Ed Helms) is in a relationship with Vanessa (Taraji P. Henson), whose 12-year old son Kareem (Terrence Little Gardenhigh) is a foul-mouthed kid who doesn’t want any part of Coffee the police officer in their lives.  As Kareem tried to get Coffee out of their lives, he accidentally gets them involved in a drug enterprise.

I did not like this movie at all.

First of all, I hated the way that the Kareem character talked and how the movie glorified it.  The movie constantly showed that the kid was right and his behavior was excused or even shown to be the way it should be.  It was obscene and offensive.

Second, the story was ignorant and totally unrealistic.  The kid was going to hire some people to “paralyze” Coffee because he was sleeping with his mother.  Coincidentally, they walked right in to the middle of the case Coffee had been involved in.  The other characters in this movie, especially the villains were completely over-the-top and ridiculously played.

Ed Helms had some decent moments, but his character and the arc he went through was so painfully predictable that there is practically no reason to watch it.  The relationship with Helms and Gardenhigh was not believable either.  I felt little connection with the pair until the very end.  Then the switch came too suddenly.

Why did Helms want to be with Taraji P. Henson?  I don’t know because they did not seem to have any chemistry and I saw little reason for either of them to have any connection whatsoever.

The film was just too loud and bombastic.  There was nothing worthwhile in the story, the bad cops were so obvious and the events to get to the conclusion were dumb.  The scene with Kareem driving a car, using a handgun, etc were all just stupid.

There was nothing that was funny here.  I have said it before, but funny can overcome plenty of mistakes in a movie. The humor here was so lacking and dumb.

I have already talked more about this one than I should have.  It is a bad movie.

1 star

EYG Top 10 Movies from 2009

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This week’s topic was a weird one for me.  As it popped up on YouTube to watch, the topic said Top 10 Movies of 2009 and I thought, “That’s weirdly generic.”

John and Matt then told about the idea of doing a top ten list for a certain year and they said they used a random generator, so it turned out that the generic comment was right on point.

So 2009… and as I was looking through the list of movies, I was struck with a couple of ideas.  One, mainly, was that I had trouble deciding on a number one.  Nothing jumped out at me as an obvious answer.  To me, there were around three or so that I could consider but none of them truly distanced themselves from each other.  Usually when I do these lists, the number one is obvious and the rest of the list may fall as it may.  Many times I have more issues with the middle of the list because there are times when the film at four or five feel like it is too high, but there are other films to fit there.

It is also interesting that there is no MCU film.  Iron Man started in 2008 and then the next films of the franchise came in 2010.  This was the last time that the MCU has not had at least one film in the calendar year since 2008 (although 2020 is pushing that chance).

I had not started writing movie reviews for EYG yet as of 2009, but I had seen several of these on DVD.  I remember writing a couple of movie reviews on these films from their DVD releases.  It was really 2011 that I made my big move to watch more films in the theater.

Either way, here is the Top 10 Movies of 2009.

Monsters vs. Aliens' 3-D effects win big | City Pages#10.  Monsters vs. Aliens.  This film just made the list last week on the Re-List for Top 10 Dreamworks Animated Movies.  I really enjoyed the film with some of the great new characters that are based on old time monster movies.  There were some great voice acting going on here from Reese Witherspoon to Seth Rogen to Stephen Colbert to Hugh Laurie.    It was extremely fun.

 

Review: 'Hangover' needs a few shots of 'Old School” – East Bay Times#9.  The Hangover.  This is one of two films on this list that has been damaged by how terrible the sequels were.  The second and third Hangovers were just terrible, but the first one was so good.  I remember just laughing my head off at this movie.  It should have stuck at the first film only.

 

Moon streaming: where to watch movie online?#8.  Moon.  This is one of those movies that I only watched because I heard it on the Top 10 Show.  Matt Knost raved about it so much that I felt that I needed to see it.  He was right.  It was really a strong, sci-fi film with a great performance from Sam Rockwell.  It has a great twist and it is amazing that this film sneaked by me at the time.  It was just under a decade after it was released before I actually saw it.

 

Taken Speech: Revisiting the Liam Neeson Movie After 10 Years ...#7.  Taken.  Here is the second film on this list that was damaged by the sequels that followed it.  Taken 2 & 3 literally makes me think less of the original movie, which may not be fair, but it is how I feel.  I remember watching Taken without any expectations and finding it to be such a gem.  Liam Neeson was so believable in a role that you never would have believed he would have been good at.  The quote on the phone is so iconic and perfectly delivered that it will always be remembered as one of the greatest lines of all time.

 

Inglourious Basterds (7/9) Movie CLIP - Buongiorno (2009) HD - YouTube#6.  Inglorious Basterds.  Quentin Tarantino has made some great films and I loved this World War II farce.  I say farce because of the controversial ending with Tarantino killing Hitler in a manner that challenged the history buffs in the audience.   Then, I do not remember laughing out loud quite as much as when Brad Pitt says “Bon Journo” after he claimed to be able to speak EYE-talian.  That is so subtly brilliant.

 

Will We Ever Get to See a District 9 Sequel?#5.  District 9.  I have not watched this one much, but I can remember being amazed at how great this film turned out.  Noah Blomkamp’s direction was fantastic.  The story has levels unlike few science fiction movies.  It not only features action and sci-fi beats, but also deals with racism, political thrills, and intelligence.  District 9 is creative and epic.

 

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: great special effects ...#4.  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.  A solid Harry Potter movie with a couple of major story developments at the end.  There is more featuring the ever brilliant Alan Rickman as Severus Snape than previous installments.  You can see the development of the young actors here into the strong performers that they would become.

 

JJ Abrams' Star Trek Reboot Revisited 10 Years Later – /Film#3.  Star Trek.  The 2009 reboot from J.J. Abrams of the classic science fiction series turned out better than it should have ever done.  The casting, which was probably the single most important part of this reboot, was truly nailed.  These new actors were amazing and embraced their characters without doing imitations of the originals.  This set up the franchise perfectly to continue adventures moving forward without being stuck to the previously told stories.

 

Amazon.com: Watch Sherlock Holmes (2009) | Prime Video#2.  Sherlock Holmes.  Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes was a great surprise.  I did not know that I was going to love these movies.  The chemistry between Downey Jr as Sherlock and Jude Law as Watson is one of the true reasons to watch this movie.  Guy Ritchie, which seems as if it would be an odd choice for the director’s chair here, knocks this out of the park.  All of the little Guy Ritchie film traits really fit in well with this film.

 

Zombieland (2009) starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma ...#1.  Zombieland.  As I said, I had a heard time choosing which of these films would be number one.  I finally decided that it would be Zombieland.  I remember the experience of watching this movie in our small local theater and just leaving the theater desperately looking for someone to talk to about it.  I wound up at my friend’s house and wanted to talk about it, but he had not seen it yet, so I could only rave about it.  Everything about Zombieland was just fantastic to me, from the great performances of the four main leads to the unbelievable cameo from Bill Murray to the rules appearing on the screen.  Everything worked for me.  It also makes me want to have a Twinkie.

Honorable Mentions:  I really wanted to include the George Clooney movie Man Who Stared at Goats at #10, but, sadly, I had to bump it. I enjoyed Coraline, but I haven’t seen it in awhile.  I have to rewatch it soon.  Up has a beginning ten minutes that totally destroyed the viewers.  The Blind Side was good, but somewhat overrated.  The Fantastic Mr. Fox was a great animated movie that was just outside the top 10.

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Cherry Bomb vs. The Hurricane Schmoedown

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This post will contain ZERO spoilers for this match (maybe one…).

The Patreon match today (which will be released on YouTube to the general public on Friday) is between two rookies and I was inspired to write about them.

I am not giving any spoilers for the match (unless you count the fact that

SPOILER…Andrew Ghai is the manager for the Usual Suspects here).  END SPOILER

But I wanted to talk about these two new competitors and I was inspired from their match.

cherry bombFirst up was Britney Young, nicknamed “Cherry Bomb” as a member of the Dungeon.  Young was a star of the Netflix series GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.  This was actually her second time involved with the Movie Trivia Schmoedown as she was in a celebrity match a few years back, playing with the current commissioner Clarke Wolfe.

HurricaneNext is Jader Paramo, known as “The Hurricane.”  Jader was the winner of the special audience competition that was held prior to the Orlando event.  He won one of the “Golden Tickets” (story which he talks about in the video so I won’t go into it) placing him in a competition with four fans.  His victory in Orlando earned him a match in season 7.  He wound up with the Usual Suspects faction.

I will admit that it typically takes me some time to enjoy rookies in the Movie Trivia Schmoedown.  Not to name any specific names, but some of them come in way too cocky for my liking and I do not find any real reason to cheer for them.

However, that was not the case for these two new competitors.  Both of them came off extremely charming and likable.  They were funny and quick-witted.  Their interaction was outstanding and refreshing.  The game was solid (no spoilers).

And although one of them won and one of them lost (no spoilers), I would find myself cheering for either moving forward and looking forward to seeing them both to continue the positivity.

If you want to see this match early, join the MTS Patreon page at the $10 level to get it on Monday.  I believe lower $ levels get it later that week.  That $10 level is well worth the money.

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Wrestlemania 36 Night Two

WrestleMania 36 Results - April 5, 2020 (NIGHT TWO) | EWrestling

Night Two of the event that was “so big it had to be two nights” is in the books.  Wrestlemania 36 Sunday had high expectations because Saturday night was so strong.  Would night two be able to stand up to what we saw before?

Honestly, there are so many strong points that I would say the answer to that question is “yes.”

The one thing that really stood out on Sunday was the bizarre Firefly Funhouse Match.

Before I hit on that, let’s hit the other matches.

Pre-show match had Liv Morgan defeating Natalya.

Kevin's WWE WrestleMania 36 Night Two Review | 411MANIACharlotte Flair defeated Rhea Ripley in a stiff opening match.  I noticed that all of these matches seem to be having the wrestlers hit each other harder than normal.  I assume that is to cover from the lack of crowd sounds.  Charlotte became the new NXT Women’s Champion, by the way.

Aleister Black defeated Bobby Lashley with the black mass out of nowhere.  Lashley and Lana had some dissension teased.

Otis wound up with the girl after Mandy Rose showed up, gave Dolph Ziggler a low blow and Otis pinned the 2-time former World Champ.  Otis and Mandy shared a kiss in a great Wrestlemania moment.

WWE WrestleMania 36 Night Two ResultsEdge defeated Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing Match which was dramatic as could be, but went probably ten to fifteen minutes too long.  The ending sequences was truly excellent though.

The Street Profits defended their RAW Tag Team titles against Austin Theory and Angel Garza.  After the match, Bianca Belair showed up to rescue her husband Montez Ford.  Curious to see if this is Bianca’s RAW call up.

WWE WrestleMania 36 (Night Two) results: Trouble between Bayley ...Bayley retained her Smackdown Women’s Championship in a fatal five way match.  An already eliminated Sasha Banks returned and helped Bayley finish off Lacey Evans.  More dissension was teased between Bayley and Sasha.

 

WWE WrestleMania 36 Night Two: 5 Takeaways | ComplexDrew McIntyre defeated Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship in a match that was, basically, a repeat from the Saturday night Universal Championship Match with Braun and Goldberg.  This was easily the match that suffered the most from the lack of a crowd.  This was quite a disappointment of a match and I would have liked to see a better struggle for Drew before he took the title.  Still, I am happy he is the new champion and I am curious to see what happens next for the Scottish Psychopath.

WWE WrestleMania 36 Night 2 Results: The Firefly Fun House And The ...Okay, let’s get into it.  Certainly, what is going to divide the wrestling fan the most was the presentation of the Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena Firefly Funhouse Match.  Again, much like the Boneyard Match from Saturday night, to call this a match would be inaccurate.  This was bonkers and confusing to watch, but you have to give it to the WWE and the talents involved for giving us this cinematic experience and making it totally different than the Boneyard Match.

John Cena and Bray Wyatt wind up in the Firefly Funhouse dimension, going back and looking at the history of both characters.  It gave me a distinct “Black and White Lodge” feeling from Twin Peaks.  Funhouse Bray narrated most of the “match” and we looked at Cena’s past mistakes, such as the arrival with the “ruthless aggression” promo with Kurt Angle to the Dr. of Thuganomics to the Wrestlemania 30 match with Bray.

WrestleMania 36 results: Firefly Fun House match defied belief ...We also got comparisons of John Cena to Hulk Hogan, and a look at what could have happened had Cena gone heel after Wrestlemania 30.

This was as meta as you have ever seen from the WWE.  There was a line that talked about how Cena was just a “body with muscles” bit no talent.  I cannot imagine how this got receives an approval from one Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

The concept of the entire piece was a deconstruction of the character of John Cena and how his selfishness and bullying tactics affected Bray Wyatt.  John Cena could have been considered the villain of this piece, even after the Fiend finally dispatched Cena with the mandible claw.

There were flashbacks that featured significant performers from the past including Eric Bischoff, Kurt Angle, CM Punk, among others.  All of the Funhouse puppets were here too, with Evil Vince delivering the funniest line of the performance with a “That’s good shit.”

WWE WrestleMania 36 (Night Two) results: Bray Wyatt channels the ...Both Cena and, particularly, Wyatt played their roles to perfection and both were remarkable with their acting skills.  Bray Wyatt could be the best actor in the WWE right now.  Cena’s willingness to dive back into his “Prototype” outfit or the old Yankees jersey speaks a great deal about the character of this man, even as they are devastating the WWE character.

The Firefly Fun House Match Took John Cena on a Trip at ...In the end, the Fiend did pin Cena, as Funhouse Bray counted his shoulders down.  Then, Cena disappeared from the ring that they were in.  Totally vanished.  I assume this is a way to write off John Cena for the foreseeable future, if not for good.  I picture him trapped in the dimension of the Firefly Funhouse much like Agent Cooper was trapped in the White Lodge at the end of the season two of Twin Peaks.

titusMy second viewing of the match really helped as, after the live viewing, I felt very much like Titus O’Neil and his perplexed comment which directly followed the presentation.  I have seen reactions to this match anywhere from “total crap” to “art.”  It took a direction that was remarkably creative and risky.  I wonder how much of this came from the mind of Bray Wyatt and where he goes from here.

You could say the same thing about the WWE.  Will they take some time off and stay at home or will they try to continue with original programming during the uncertain times facing the world?  Hard to say (though they did show a promo for Money in the Bank PPV on May 10th), but the WWE and, specifically the wrestlers, should be commended on their work on Wrestlemania 36.  They could have easily phones this in, but they did not and they provided two nights of entertainment for all of us quarantined viewers.

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) - IMDb

This French movie was one of the top foreign films from last year.

In the 18th century, a young painter Marianne (Noémie Merlant) was brought to an island to paint the wedding portrait of another young withdrawn lady Héloïse (Adèle Haenel).  Héloïse has been angry about the death of her sister and she is unhappy about being promised as a bride.

Since Héloïse refused to sit for the portrait, and even drove the previous painted away.  Her mother brought Marianne in to be a confidant for Héloïse.  As they spent time together, the two ladies grew closer to one another.

The acting was solid and the story was good.  It was a beautifully shot movie.

In the end, this was a fine way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but I would not consider this one of the great movies around.  It was solid.

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Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) - IMDb

Wrestlemania 36 Night One

WWE WrestleMania 36 Night One Results - Boneyard Main Event, New ...

For the first time ever, Wrestlemania was split into two nights of action.  Saturday night The WWE announcers continued to hype the reason that they divided the show into two parts was that it was “too big for just one night.”  However, the real reason, of course, is that the COVID-19 virus has become a pandemic across the world and there are orders for people to stay at home and avoid large group of people.

WWE decided against postponing Wrestlemania 36 and decided to push ahead at their WWE Performance Center in Orlando.  They taped, edited and designed the show in the weeks prior to the event.

I was very excited about the event this year.  Not that I’m not excited every year for Wrestlemania, but this year had just a little bit more.  I don’t know if it is because of the current state of the world and the quarantine surrounding it, but I was ready for the show.  Not having to watch 8-9 hours of consecutive wrestling on one night was appreciated as well.

Of course, I was on Twitter when the show started and I was amazed at the level of negativity crossing the site.  I guess I shouldn’t have been as Twitter is a reputed hotbed for the trolls of the world, yet I enjoy spending time tweeting there.  However this was really a chore having to watch the vitriol coming across in 280 characters or less.

People immediately began ragging on the show for things that they could not prevent and I got real tired of the posts saying comments like “they should have postponed” or “this is awful.”  Every time someone posted a tweet about “Being done with the show” or “I tried, but I can’t watch this any more” I wanted to respond with a “BYE”, but I decided not to engage with them.  That was probably a wise choice.  Heck, Twitter would be a better place if more people stopped and thought BEFORE they tweeted.

cesaro hashtag on TwitterMoving on to the show itself, the pre-show kicked everything off as always.  They featured a match between Drew Gulak and Cesaro.  I was shocked by this because Cesaro never gets the win any more, but he pulled this one out.  I love Cesaro and I think he could be a huge main event player in WWE, but there always seemed to be something or someone holding him back.  He used a no-arm airplane spin to get the victory in a spot highlighting just how awesome Cesaro is.

The main show began with a video compilation of “America the Beautiful” from performances over the years at previous Wrestlemanias.  It featured such artists as Aretha Franklin, Little Richard, Boys 2 Men, Willie Nelson and Gladys Knight.  It was a really well done video and kicked off the event wonderfully.

The video at the beginning of the show was epic as well.  It featured some amazing animation and turning of WWE superstars into mythic heroes and pirates.  WWE does these kind of things so well.

The first match on the main card was the Kabuki Warriors vs. Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship.  It was a decent match with four women who worked hard during it.  Again, I got tired of the negative respond on Twitter and I was very close several times in just dumping it.  In what I thought was the first upset of the night, Bliss & Cross won the match and became new tag team champions.

This was followed by King Corbin vs. Elias.  This match was not one I was looking forward to as I am not a huge fan of either performer, but it was fine.  It was a hard-hitting contest and both men did what they could.  Elias won with a roll up and a handful of tights.

Next, somewhat surprisingly, was the RAW Women’s Championship match with champ Becky Lynch defending against Shayna Baszler.  Becky was in the main event last year at Wrestlemania 35, and now she is in match number three.  Even more shocking was that she won the match as most people believed that Baszler would come out on top.  Becky had a reversal into a pin after being dominated for most of the match so I believe that this is far from over between the two of them.

The Intercontinental Championship was next as champion Sami Zayn defended against Daniel Bryan.  Zayn pulled all kinds of whiny, cowardly heel moves during the match, making you want to see him just get his butt kicked by the “Yes” man.  However, Zayn hit Bryan with a Helluva kick after Bryan had been distracted by Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura at ringside.

After the first four matches, there had been a feel of rushing, which was weird considering they had split the event into two nights.  Everything was solid up unto this point, but nothing out of the world.

That would change.

5 Biggest Headlines From WWE WrestleMania 36 Night One | CultaholicNext we had a triple threat ladder match for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship.  This was a match that was affected by the COVID-19 situation.  It was supposed to be champs Miz & John Morrison defending against the New Day (Kofi Kingston & Big E) and Jimmy and Jey Uso.  However, Miz was sick and was not allowed to be involved in the match.  As far as I know, Miz has not been diagnosed with COVID-19, but you cannot take any chances so he was out.

Instead, the ladder match continued as a triple threat single match for the tag team titles, which was weird, but turned out amazing.  Morrison, Jimmy Uso and Kofi Kingston engaged in the ladder match and put their bodies on the line for the empty arena.  They did some breathtaking spots and told a fantastic story about these three men desperately seeking the titles for their teams.  There were some amazing spots, my personal favorite was John Morrison tight-rope walking across the top rope from one turnbuckle to the other.

In the end, John Morrison won the match with one of the most creative endings to a ladder match in many years.  All three men were on the top of several ladders struggling to gain control of the belts which hung above the ring.  All three men had their hands on the titles and Kofi and Jimmy delivered a head butt to John Morrison who fell backwards onto a set up ladder below.  However, Morrison had held onto the titles and both of them fell with him, leading to his victory.  It was a great ladder match and these three men put it all on the line for the fans.

KOfliesThis was followed by a one on one match with Set Rollins against Kevin Owens.  They had a heated rivalry on Monday Night RAW over the last several months and this match is meant as the blow-off match.  After some good in-ring action, Rollins gets himself disqualified by striking Owens with the ring bell.  Still, Owens gets on the microphone and challenges Rollins to keep going with the match and make it a no-DQ match.  Rollins accepts, but that would be a bad choice for the “Monday Night Messiah.”  After some brutal chair shots, Kevin Owens lays Seth out on the announcer’s table, climbs the Wrestlemania set and leaps off with an elbow in the spot of the night.  A Stunner later and Kevin Owens defeats Seth and wins the match.

WWE WrestleMania 36 (Night One) results: Braun Strowman is the new ...The universal Championship match was next and this one was controversial heading into the show.  Roman Reigns, who was originally supposed to challenge Bill Goldberg for the Universal Championship, had pulled himself out of the event because of concerns over COVID-19.  Reigns, famously, had two battles with leukemia, one very recently, and his immune system would be compromised.  For concerns for his health and that of his family, Reigns announced a couple of weeks ago that he was out of Wrestlemania.

Oddly enough, the WWE continued to promote the match until this past Friday on Smackdown, where they basically stated that Braun Strowman was now in the match.  They did not explain it, nor did they even speak the name of Roman Reigns.  It was strange and seemed to miss an opportunity, but I do not know the circumstances so I will not criticize.

Braun Strowman faced off with Goldberg for the title.  Goldberg hit four spears on Strowman, who then kicked out.  This was followed by four power slams by Strowman, who pinned Goldberg for the Universal Title.  All in all, it was a weird match and went about 3 minutes.

 

WWE WrestleMania 36 LIVE RESULTS: The Undertaker BEATS AJ Styles ...The show ended with the Boneyard Match, pitting A.J. Styles against the Undertaker.  No one knew what a Boneyard Match was going to be and I am not sure anyone was prepared for what we got.  It was about a half hour in length and it was glorious.  It was more like a movie than it was a match.  Undertaker and Styles fought each other through a graveyard with special effects and big moments and a running commentary by the two men.  There was background music, including a Metallica song as the Undertaker arrived on a motorcycle.  This was much more of the American Bad-Ass version of the Undertaker than that of the Deadman, but this character seemed to have pieces of both of them.

Matt Hardy reacts to Boneyard match between Undertaker and AJ ...Reminding one of the Ultimate Deletion from the mind of Matt Hardy, the Boneyard Match was certainly a cinematic creation featuring two of the greatest performers in the WWE.  Styles and Undertaker are masterful storytellers and they brought every bit of that to this production.

To call it a match would be inaccurate, I would say.  It was more of a fight.  This is something that you need to go see.  It really makes me anticipate the Firefly Fun House Match scheduled for Sunday night with Bray Wyatt and John Cena.

I really have to say how appreciative I was for the performers of this card because they went all out to perform even though there was nobody in the stands cheering them on.  And while the lack of a crowd hurt certain parts of the show, WWE did the absolute best they could have done in the situation.  The Boneyard Match was astounding, the ladder match was brutal, Kevin Owens was insane and the show exceeded expectations.  So all of the negative Nancys out there can just head over to Twitter to complain.  I had a heck of a good time.

Bring on Night Two!

 

Disneynature’s Elephant (2020)

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Last year, I was a huge critic of the last Disneynature film, Penguins.  It made my worst 25 films of 2018 because of the way they modeled the story.  There was way too much personification and the main characters went through an idiotic situation that had me rolling my eyes.

So now Disney + has released the next Disneynature film, this time called Elephant.

It is wonderful.

Every complaint I had about Penguins was done perfectly well in Elephants. There was some personification in the documentary, giving the elephants names and motivation, but it did not overpower what was happening on screen.  It managed the humor properly and everything seemed to fit.

The doc followed a herd of elephants on their journey across the Kalahari Desert, from the Okavango delta to the Zambezi river and back again.  The herd’s matriarch was named Gaia and we also saw a mother Shani and her son Jomo.  What they do with these characters really work for the film, as does the dangers they face on their trip such as lions and mud pits.  The scene where Gaia goes into the mud to save a young elephant from suffocating in the mud.  That was an exceptional scene that fit into the narration.

Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, is the narrator and does a wonderful job.  She is clear and provides the perfect amount of humor and balance in her work.

The shots in these nature documentaries are consistently amazing and beautiful.  The creators of these docs, even the Penguins one that I disliked, bring unbelievable imagery of mysterious lands with animals that you rarely get to see.

This film was a real return to the entertainment of this series and I was very happy.  Sadly, this would have looked great on the big screen, but, with the Disney + outlet, my guess is that we will not see these released in theaters again.

4.5 stars

Big Time Adolescence

Big Time Adolescence (2019) - IMDb

I have been searching for new content on the streaming services recently since the theaters are currently closed with the COVID-19 pandemic.  I had seen this on Hulu once but I thought it was a series.  So when I heard the podcast Critically Acclaimed with William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold review this as a movie and give it a positive review, I went back to Hulu to check it out.

Mo (Griffin Gluck) is a young teen who has bonded with his sister’s former boyfriend Zeke (Pete Davidson), who is several years older than Mo.  They continue to hang out even after his sister and Zeke break up.

After years of friendship, now 16-year old Mo is convinced by Zeke to sell marijuana at his high school parties, which Mo is suddenly the star of the show.  However, the world starts condensing on him.

This coming of age story is actually quite solid.  Pete Davidson does a top level job as the loser who cares more than he lets on.  Zeke does have feelings for the kid and he tries to give him advice that he thinks will be helpful, despite the fact that his advice is poor most of the time.  Davidson has some real charisma and feels like he works in this type of film.

Young Griffin Gluck does a great job as well.  He has a natural feel to him and looks very comfortable on the screen.  He has chemistry with the other actors and portrays the awkwardness of the teen life extremely well.

Jon Cryer plays Reuben, Mo’s frustrated father.  Reuben is unsure how to deal with his son and his strange connection to Zeke.  Cryer is excellent in showing his exasperation with Mo and how he does not understand why Mo wants to spend so much time with Zeke.  Cryer is very believable and could have used more on screen time.

Big Time Adolescence is a sweet and enjoyable coming of age story that has good performances and a fun story.

4 stars  

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)

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This morning, I finished the “Dollars Trilogy” by Sergio Leone, by watching what is considered one of the best, if not the best, spaghetti Westerns ever made.  An argument could be made that this is the best Western period, spaghetti or not.  While I may not go that far, there is no denying that this is an iconic classic in the world of cinema.

The Man with No Name (Clint Eastwood) returns for the third installment, carrying on a con with his partner Tuco (Eli Wallach), where “Blondie” (what Tuco called him) turns Tuco in for the bounty and then saves him just before he is hanged.

“Blondie” leaves Tuco because he was never going to be worth enough reward for this to be worthwhile, which ticked Tuco off and sent him on the path of revenge.

Meanwhile, Lee Van Cleef, playing a character named Sentenza (or Angel Eyes), and he is in search of a Confederate officer named Bill Carson, who had stolen $200,000 in gold and had buried it away.  Angel Eyes was in search of the gold.

The three of them interact along the way and you never know what each of them may do next.

Lee Van Cleef made his second appearance in this trilogy, but it feels as if he is playing a different character.  Though it is implied that the Man with No Name had met Angel Eyes before, and it makes it feel as if he was the same as the character he played in For a Few Dollars More, he had enough different character traits to make me think that he was meant to be a different person.  Perhaps they just used the character to do whatever they needed.

Early in the film we find out that The Man with No Name is the “good,” Angel Eyes is the “bad” and Tuco was the “ugly” of the triumvirate.  This must be one of the themes of the film because it is hard to classify Eastwood as “good” when he really is no different than either Angel Eyes or Tuco.  The three of these characters are shown as equals in their actions.

The finale of this movie was just tremendous.  It was filled with tension and uncertainty where the three of our characters facing off over the gold.  The filming, the close ups, the music did an amazing job setting the tone of the Western.

I did think the film was a bit too long and there were a few scenes that I think could have been removed to tighten this up.  The whole Civil War part of the film seemed to be tossed in for no reason.  Admittedly, the way the two sides of the Civil War are shown as neither being heroic could fall into that theme I mentioned earlier.

So I was engaged with this movie and it truly was the best of the three.  This trilogy sent the career of Clint Eastwood into the stratosphere.

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