Ghost Spider #10

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Ghost Spider #10

When the Chips are Down

Writer: Seanan McGuire

Artist:  Ig Guara

Cover Art:  Takeshi Miyazawa & Ian Herring

One of the collateral damages coming from the pandemic has been how several of the Marvel titles have been mucked up.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not comparing the horrors of COVID-19 and the loss of so many lives to the cancellation of a comic book.  But facts are fact.  Ghost Spider #10 is the final book of the current series run and you can tell that the creative team behind it had not intended to wrap their story up so quickly.

Truly, Ghost Spider’s story arc was scheduled for 12 issues, not ten.  And this issue showed that because it felt crammed with story and it felt rushed in the reveals.  The confrontation between Gwen and the Storm siblings came out of nowhere and it felt that way.  Heck, even Gwen Stacy was feeling that confusion.

Having said that, the story was really great and was taking the character in a fantastic (pardon that pun, it was unintentional) direction.  I would have loved to have seen this over two more issues.

Unfortunately, Ghost Spider fell victim to a series of cancellations that ended several very solid books.  I am going to miss Ghost Spider as I had been enjoying the story being told by Seanan McGuire.  Ghost Spider is one of the most original creations of the last few years and the new use of Johnny and Susan Storm in Gwen’s dimension was very creative.  Heroes more concerned with their social media accounts and their image, which brought them into conflict with Gwen is a solid story.  I wish it had time to develop more than what we got.

I am sure that Ghost Spider will return in the Marvel Universe and I hope she will continue to grow as a character.

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The Vanished

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I saw the synopsis of this movie, The Vanished, and it sounded interesting.  So I found it on Vudu today and decided to watch it.

It was original and unexpected for sure.

A seemingly happy family head out to a camping trip in their RV, singing songs and preparing to go fishing.  Paul (Thomas Jane) and Wendy (Anne Heche), with their little daughter Taylor (Sadie Heim), arrive at the trailer camp park, coming across some questionable looking individuals.

As Paul was preparing to head out fishing with his daughter, he is distracted by an attractive woman (Aleksei Archer) who is from a nearby camper.  When Wendy gets back from the store, they realize that Taylor has disappeared.

Panicked, Paul and Wendy get the local sheriff (Jason Patric) involved in search of the woods and the lake for their missing daughter.

There were several red herrings presented to the audience as the police and Paul and Wendy desperately searched for the missing little girl.  The film does a good job of creating an uncertainty of what happened to her.  Jane and Heche do a good job here, but, it was strange because the two of them seemed to be inconsistent with their characters.  They were reacting in strange manners and you could tell that they were keeping something that we did not know.

One minute, Heche was acting strange.  Next minute, Jane was doing something weird.

They were not the only characters who were acting in odd ways.  Sheriff Baker had something going on here too.  I am not sure that we ever effectively discovered what his deal was.  Alex Haydon’s character Alex is another one that has some kind of mysterious underscore to his role.

I do not want to spoil anything, but the ending of the movie is wild and may feel to some that it comes out of nowhere.  I could see where some people may find the ending of this movie a cheat, but I must admit that I kind of enjoyed it.

There are some uneven aspects to the movie, especially the portrayals of the two main characters.  There are tense moments and you are never sure what has happened.  I thought this was better than I expected.  I saw the low Rotten Tomatoes score connected to this film but I thought it was better than that.

3.4 stars 

Chemical Hearts

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Chemical Hearts is on Amazon Prime this weekend and it brings a healthy dose of teenage angst and melodrama to the screen.

Riverdale’s Lili Reinhart is transfer student Grace, whose mysterious style draws the attention of senior Henry (Austin Abrams).  Both teens are named co-editor of the high school paper and brings them into each other’s orbit.  Henry discovers that Grace has a tragic past that continues to cause her anguish.

Admittedly, there is not a lot original here.  We have seen other movies handle most of this subject matter.  However, the two leads, Abrams and Reinhart, have a ton of chemistry and bring a distinct rooting quality to the pairing.  Both actors do a fine job and carry much of the story and the script on their shoulders.

The pacing of this film is excellent.  The film has a short 93 minutes, but nothing feels wasted.  There are some side characters that do not receive much development and play a part in the final scene.  That did not feel earned.

Overall, Chemical Hearts is a good, albeit, familiar movie with two excellent young actors in the lead roles.  The success of this movie is squarely on their shoulders and they handle the melodrama of the script in a fine manner.

3.3 stars 

The One and Only Ivan

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I have the book of The One and Only Ivan by author Mike White in my middle school classroom library so I recognized the title when I saw it was going to be a movie on Disney +.  However, I have not actually read the novel.

Surprisingly, the film starts with a “based on real events” tag so, since this is about talking animals, I immediately doubted that claim.  Turns out, it was the basic story behind the movie that was the true story (as we see in the end credits) and the talking animals part was author’s craft.  That’s fine.

The One and Only Ivan is the story of a gorilla named Ivan (Sam Rockwell)m raised from a little gorilla by Mack (Bryan Cranston).  Mack took Ivan and several other animals and opened a mall called the Exit 8 Big Top Mall and Video Arcade, where Ivan was the main attraction.  Among a group of animals that had minor tricks to do, Ivan would come out and growl and pound his chest at the end.

Business was suffering, so Mack bought a cute baby elephant named Ruby (Brooklynn Prince) to amp up the awwww-factor of the show.  Ruby bonded with Ivan and Ivan’s other friend, a nameless stray dog (Danny DeVito).

When Mack’s niece Julia (Ariana Greenblatt), an inspiring artist of her own, passed her old crayons to Ivan and the gorilla showed a propensity to draw.  Through this skill and a promise he would make, Ivan realized that the confines of a cage was not what he wanted for himself or for Ruby.

The story is fairly basic and lacks too much of an emotional punch, outside of a couple of well-manipulated scenes.  Still, the CGI animals are wonderful (especially when compared to works like the dog from Call of the Wild), and there is enough of a connection to the audience to make this a reasonable family film.  There are deeper themes that could have been explored in this, but they do not do so.

The voice and live action cast is stacked.  With Sam Rockwell in the lead role of Ivan, they start off strong.  Bryan Cranston is always great and here he does an admirable job as Mack.  Throw in Danny DeVito, Angelina Jolie, Chaka Khan, and Helen Mirren and you have a great group of actors.

Some of the humor did not work for me (there was a toupee gag that was really out of left field), and the resolution of the story seemed to come about too quickly as well.   It did not allow the film’s conflict to grow much before it was resolved.  Again, that was fine for what it was, but it prevents the movie from going any deeper.

I would not purchase Disney + to make sure I did not miss The One and Only Ivan, but I already have it and I am not unhappy that I watched it.  It is a strong family fare that goes quickly and is worthy of watching on the streaming service.

3.3 stars

Thor #6

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Thor #6

The Devourer King Part Six:  Herald of None

Writer: Donny Cates

Artist:  Nic Klein

Cover Art: Olivier Coipel & Laura Martin

Good lord.

This was amazing.  The finale of the arc that saw Thor and Galactus interacting, with Thor starting off as the new herald has been utterly fantastic.  And this ending is shocking and unbelievable.

The art is breath-taking.  The story is brutal and takes no prisoners.

And the ending is universe shaking.

Go read this.  In fact, read Thor #1-6 because this whole story arc is one of a kind.

I don’t have anything but the highest regard for this series and this issue.

 

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Maestro #1

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Maestro #1

Symphony in a Gamma Key Part One: Overture

Writer:  Peter David

Artist:  German Peralta

Cover Art:  Dale Keown & Jason Keith

One of my all-time favorite mini-series was Future Imperfect with the Hulk.  It was an alternate future story of a world without the heroes and ruled by a monstrous villain known as Maestro.  It turned out that Maestro was actually Dr. Bruce Banner himself and the Hulk from the past had to face off with the Hulk of the future.

It was a great two-issue series.  You always wondered what lead to Bruce Banner becoming this villain.

Finally, the original writer of Future Imperfect has returned to give us the origin story of Maestro, and if issue #1 is any example, we have a wild ride ahead of us.

Peter David is one of the great writers in comic books and he has had an epic run with the Incredible Hulk.  He kicks off this book with some misdirection and immediately hooks you into the hero of the book, Bruce Banner.   You can already see some of the cracks forming in the character of the Hulk and I anticipate the fallout to be glorious.

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Spree

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This film makes you wonder how long it will be until this is no longer fiction and something like this actually occurs in the real world.

Spree is the story of a 23-year old Spree rideshare driver named Kurt Kunkle (Joe Keery) who is desperately seeking attention for his online blog, Kurt’s World.  He comes up with a deadly plan to make his livestream go viral.

The film looks at the world of online blogging and how these videos seem to be getting worse with every bad idea.  The toxic behavior online continues to grow more negative as the personalities find more horrible things to do, all in the name of followers and internet fame.

Kurt becomes a multiple murderer, escalating quickly as he records his progressively worsening acts,  However, these murders do not appear to be increasing his online status, pushing Kurt to go even further.

Kurt becomes obsessed with stand-up comedian Jesse Adams (Sasheer Zamata), who is much better at the entire social media world than he is.  Kurt is searching for someone to partner with to become an online success, but other people can see the instability he is suffering from, although they may not quite see the level he is at.

Joe Keery (from Stranger Things fame) is our lead character here, and he had a believable level of crazy.  He has had a bad childhood, his parents splitting.  His father (David Arquette) verbally abusive and self-centered.

This film is a dark, comedic satire of the online world which sounded very familiar to the world that I have watched.  The idea that the internet could host such brazenly violence without being noticed is a scary concept.

Most of the characters here are basic, lacking much depth.  However, Kurt has some interesting moments and Jesse complements him well.  Both Keery and Zamata stand out in their performances.

The film is shot almost completely through camera phones, other recording devices etc, much like films such as Unfriended and Searching.  This creates a hectic environment that never ends and it displays the information overload of today’s society.  Spree is a violent and bloody film that can be hard to watch.  It is also darkly funny and ironic.  You may hate this, but you may also see too much of the current world in it.

3 stars 

Project Power

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The super hero genre needs to have new ideas to maintain its run of popularity.  That’s just a fact.  Project Power is a new idea that approaches the genre in a new and intriguing idea, but places that idea in pretty much of a familiar plot.

The film introduces us to a world where anyone who takes a special pill (called power) can unlock a hidden superpower inside of the person for five minutes.  No one is sure what the power would be or if it would be a good power.  It could range from super strength to being bulletproof, or you could explode and die.

Frank (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a cop who is trying to stop the flow of the drug so he teams up with teenager Robin (Dominique Fishback), a young girl dealing the drug to earn money to help with her mother’s health costs.  She supplies Frank with pills and he looks the other way.

However, a former soldier, Art (Jamie Foxx) arrives on the scene, kidnapping Robin, in an attempt to find her supplies.  The suppliers have taken Art’s daughter Tracy (Andrene Ward-Hammond) and he is desperate to find her.

The premise of the film is great.  The idea that this pill gives out a super power for only five minutes is creative, but, even more interesting, is that the superpower may not be a positive thing.  Looking at these powers as something that was potentially ugly was shown in the movie through its CGI and design.  The negative aspect of the pills was played up here and I really like this concept.  I would have liked more of this than what we got.

The performances are really well done.  You have two exceptional actors leading this movie with Jamie Foxx and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but the real standout here is Dominique Fishback.  She is a troubled teen and her problems lead to her getting wrapped up here and she fits beautifully.  She wants to grow up to be a rapper and she is great when she is showing her skills.  She is filled with emotion.

The problem with the film is that the story itself is generic.  In what could have been a really deep and different tale, the film takes very basic steps.  Art is searching for his daughter.  The villains are completely nondescript and basically dull.  The story is easily the weakest part of the film.

However, there is enough clever writing here and there, and the performances are really good that you can excuse the negatives connected to the plot.  The CGI is used sparingly and looks good.  The action is well directed and feeds the story.  They certainly did not overuse the CGI and the designs are weird.  The film is engaging and entertaining and is a lot of fun to watch.  It is just not the tremendous inspiration that it could have been.

3.9 stars 

The Secret Garden (2020)

The Secret Garden (2020) - IMDb

There have been a lot of book adaptations over the years, but one of the most adapted books ever has been The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett.  The latest adaptation has made its arrival on VOD.

The classic story tells us about 10-year old Mary Lennox (Dixie Egerickx), whose parents died of cholera.  Mary was taken in by her grieving uncle Archibald Craven (Colin Firth), whose wife has died and whose son Colin (Edan Hayhurst) was sick.  Mary felt isolated and unwanted until she discovered a secret garden that she believed was filled with magic.

The garden in this film is beautifully filmed and exquisitely displayed.  It seemed to be a mixture of real imagery and CGI but the garden was great.  It had a feel of a character to it and the use of the ghosts from Mary and Colin’s pasts added to the element of magic on display.

Speaking of Mary and Colin, these two, along with Dickon (Amir Wilson), were outstanding.  The kids’ performances were real and compelling, especially Edan Hayhurst, who had a wealth of range for the sickly Colin.  We also got Colin Firth as Colin’s father, but I could have used more from him.  His character seemed to be too inconsistent and he bounced from one level to another quickly.  Still, the ending sequence with the fire was well done and the resolution of the film was moving.

Fans of the classic novel should find this adaptation enjoyable and rich.  There are some deep themes contained in the story and these kids do a wonderful job of playing those out.  The Secret Garden can be a powerful film for the entire family.

4 stars  

The Amazing Spider-Man #46

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #46

The Amazing Spider-Man #46

Sins Rising Part Two

Writer:  Nick Spencer

Artist:  Marcelo Ferreira

Cover Art:  Casanovas

This is the second part of a huge Spider-Man story that sees the return of the Sin-Eater!

The Sin-Eater was the murderous villain years ago in one of the greatest Spidey arcs, “The Death of Jean DeWolff?”by Peter David and Rich Buckler.  This story included Daredevil and pushed Spidey to the precipice of his emotional brink.

We have already seen Sin-Eater return from the dead in Amazing Spider-Man: Sins Rising Prelude #1, which dove deep into the character of Stan Carter, the disgraced cop who became Sin-Eater, but showed us that there was more to him than what we remembered.

This new storyline has been fire so far as we look closely at one of the darkest periods in the life of the Web-Head.  The Sin-Eater is a moment where Spidey almost lost himself to his anger and thirst for vengeance and this continues exploring that.

However, there is a mystery to this story as well as Sin-Eater’s victims are not necessarily being killed.  Here, the Lethal Legion are used to show what happens after they are “cleansed” by the Sin-Eater.

Also, the comic is looking at the idea of mob mentality and the worship of someone who may not deserve your praise.  Sin-Eater is not being seen as a murderous vigilante by the public at large, with Spencer going as far as having bystanders applaud the apparent murders being committed by Sin-Eater.  There feels to be something deeper under the surface going down here as well.  The ending sequence brings some major doubt into the motives of Sin-Eater.

So far this has been a tremendous story with emotion and a true uncertainty about what is happening.  The art from Marcelo Ferreira creates a great darkness, a specific tone that works well with the tale being weaved.

As a huge Spider-Man fan, I am excited to see where this goes.

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AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #46

EYG Top 10 MCU Action Scenes

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It has been a couple of weeks since I have done one of these, mainly because the topics were ones that I would have struggled to fill out a list.

Then, here comes this week.

The Top 10 Show, featuring John Rocha and Matt Knost, had an episode this week with the top Top 10 MCU Action Scenes.  Of course, here comes a topic where I can easily find ten scenes… and actually way more than 10.

So I did keep to the same general rule that John and Matt followed:  No more than one scene from any one movie.  This was very tough because there were a bunch of films that had multiple possible choices (I had three from Winter Solder in consideration).

Starting off…

Ambush in Rio de Janeiro | Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki | Fandom#10.  Bruce Banner chased around Rio de Janeiro (The Incredible Hulk).  I wanted to include this one because it is the forgotten MCU film and it is really decent.  While I think they hit the jackpot with Mark Ruffalo, Edward Norton was great here.  There was excitement as Thunderbolt Ross and the military pursued Banner on foot across the city.  This was a great deal as we see how Banner desperately tried to prevent himself from Hulking out.

 

Mysterio | Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki | Fandom#9.  Spidey embraces his “Peter Tingle” (Spider-Man: Far From Home).  Spider-man arrives in London and winds up facing off with Mysterio.  But what is he seeing?  What is real?  Finally, Spidey closes his eyes and trusts his Spider-Sense (aka Peter Tingle) to dodge his way through the army of drones.  It is a perfect example of Spider-Sense and is a thrilling sequence as we see Peter progress to become Spider-Man.

 

Doctor Strange- Doc. Strange Vs Kaecilius while Reversing Time ...#8.  Dr. Strange fights as time is reversing (Doctor Strange).  I thought about the Dormammu moment of Dr. Strange, but this is visually such a brilliant moment in the third act of Dr. Strange that it had to make this list.  It is one of the most original scenes in any MCU film and you were never sure what was going to happen.  Plus, it really highlights the importance of the Time Infinity Stone and how important it would be as these films progressed.

 

Tom Holland Reveals His Next Spidey Outing Is Called 'Spider-Man ...#7.  Spider-Man saves his friends in the Washington Monument (Spider-Man: Homecoming).  Homecoming was another tough choice because of the number of great scenes, but this one really gives the example of who Spider-Man was.  The leap off of the Washington Monument, the hooking of the helicopter with his web-line and his crashing through the small window.  It highlighted how much of a hero Spider-Man is and it announced him to the world.

 

James Gunn Confirms Details From Guardians Prison Scene#6.  Guardians Jailbreak (Guardians of the Galaxy).  The whole team gets together for the first time in a space jail and their subsequent escape from the jail shows how quirky and intriguing these characters are.  There is great humor, exciting moments and top notch character examples found in the scene.

 

See Avengers Filming Locations | On Location Tours#5.  Battle of New York (Avengers).  This was such a fantastic scene, that allowed each member of the Avengers to have a spotlight on them.  We see the leadership and presence of Cap, the power and rage of Hulk, the precision of Hawkeye, the bravery of Black Widow, the wit of Iron Man, and the arrogance of Thor, even now hoping to change the mind of his brother Loki.  We also got this iconic moment with the six Avengers in a circle, looking at the chaos around them.  This worked so well that it brought this film to a new level and helped paved the way for the bigger, more widespread battles to come.

 

11 Superhero Moments We're Excited To See in 2019 - CINEMABLEND#4.  Thanos on Titan (Avengers: Infinity War).  This is another tough choice, but the group of heroes on Titan (Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Spidey, the Guardians of the Galaxy) almost had stopped him.  They nearly had the gauntlet off.  It was in Spider-Man’s hands.  And then Peter Quill aka Star-Lord, who was overcome by his own rage over Thanos’s murder of Gamora, messed the whole thing up.  Then Thanos threw a moon at them.

 

The Elevator Scene in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014 ...#3.  Elevator fight (Captain America: Winter Soldier).  This was the moment I chose from Winter Soldier.  That was a real tough choice, but this is so iconic that it was echoed in Endgame.  Cap showed his amazing skills in this great battle and he showed his humor as well.  The odds were stacked against Steve Rogers and he came through with flying colors as the SHIELD/Hydra agents fell around him.

 

Captain America: Civil War | Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki | Fandom#2.  Airport scene (Captain America: Civil War).  This scene about halfway through Captain America: Civil War was breathtaking and set the standard for hero vs. hero battles.  The battle started slowly as these friends fought only to have it elevate to a high rate of stakes.  We get to see the first scenes of Spider-Man in battle, the arrival of Giant Man, Black Widow’s betrayal, Vision’s error, among many other moments.

 

Avengers: Endgame's Final Battle Originally Included Another Black ...#1.  Final Battle. (Avengers: Endgame).  Duh.  This was the easiest choice of any list I have written.  I do not think I have ever had more of an emotional reaction to any extended scene than I had in this movie.  I bounced in my chair as Cap caught the hammer, when Cap said “Avengers Assemble”, Iron Man and Spidey hug, the bad assness of Thor, Captain Marvel’s arrival, etc.  I had tears rolling down my face because I had never seen such a roller coaster of a scene.  When Cap stood up and tightened his broken shield to his wrist as Thanos’s entire army came forward, I was amazed.  The Russo Brothers crushed this and the last hour of the film was brilliant.

Honorary Mentions:  In Civil War, I considered the final fight with Iron Man vs. Cap and Bucky.  This was smaller than the airport scene but had every bit of emotion you could want.  I was close to putting the whole “Dormammu, I have come to bargain” scene on here from Dr. Strange.  In Spider-Man: Homecoming, when Peter is trapped in the rubble was another one that was nearly my choice.  Ant Man’s fight with Yellowjacket from Ant Man was on my list.  In Winter Soldier, I nearly chose the Cap on the ship at the beginning where he jumped out of the airplane.  There was also the battle on the highway where Bucky was revealed as Winter Soldier.  Thor: Ragnarok had several great moments too, like the opening with Surtur and the fight with the Hulk in the arena.  The car chase scene in Korea featured in Black Panther.

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Vivarium

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I came across this sci-fi/thriller on Amazon Prime this morning and I thought I would give it a shot.

Tom (Jesse Eisenberg) and Gemma (Imogen Poots) are a happy couple in search of their perfect house.  They go to see an agency that is selling houses in the neighborhood called Yonder.  The sales agent Martin (Jonathan Aris) takes the couple to see one of the houses, and they discover that the neighborhood is repetitive houses, all green, as far as can be seen.

As they are looking around, Martin disappears and the couple decide to get the heck out of there.  However, they are unable to find a way to leave and their car somehow always winds back at house number 9, the one they have been shown, as if trapped in a maze.

Finding a box of supplies left out front, Tom decides to try something drastic.  He takes the flap off the box and lights it on fire, torching the house in the process.  As they watch the house burn, the couple fall asleep out front. The next morning, another box appears, this time, containing a baby.  They also find that the house is completely unharmed from the previous night’s arson.

Time passes and the baby grows into a young boy (Senan Jennings), but there are clearly some weird things going on.  Yet, there is no way for Tom and Gemma to escape, so they continue with their life.  The passage of time is very odd in this film as we see that this boy is growing at a considerable greater rate than we would expect.  He seems to be copying the behaviors and speech of the adults.  They have not taken the boy into their hearts as a son as Gemma continues to tell him that she is not his mother.

Things only get weirder from this point on as Vivarium follows this couple’s life.  Wondering what the title was a reference to, I found this definition at Dictionary.com: “a place, such as a laboratory, where live animals or plants are kept under conditions simulating their natural environment, as for research.”  This definition certainly places a new thought about what this movie is all about.

The film also begins with the imagery of a bird’s nest with newly born birds being shoved out of the nest, leading to their death by a cuckoo.  The bird’s mother then raise the cuckoo as their own.

Again, pretty spot on with what is happening in our narrative.

I thought the performances of Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots were well done.  They showed the horrors of the situation without going overboard.  The performance of Senan Jennings was stand out though.  The “young boy” (which is the name IMDB gives the character) is one of the creepier performances you are going to find.  He fits nicely into the genre of horror movie creepy kids.

The middle of the movie is a tad slow, but I liked that.  The development we got was well done and frustrating because you just did not understand what was happening at the time.  There were enough clues dropped throughout the film that made you realize that something was seriously out of whack that it teased the audience effectively.

I personally enjoyed the ending of the movie, but if you are the type who gets frustrated about having everything explained to you, then this one may not be the film for you.

There are some extremely relevant themes of isolation and the repetitive of life in this film that may not be developed as much as it could have been, but they are certainly there.

Vivarium is a cross between an extended episode of the Twilight Zone and Twin Peaks.  There are some really weird events and some great performances, especially from Senan Jennings.  Some may not be happy with the ending, but I thought that worked well for the themes that they were using.

3.8 stars 

 

Killing Hasselhoff (2017)

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I started this because I thought it was a new movie that had been released on Netflix and, because of the pandemic, my list of new movies for 2020 is limited.  However, Killing Hasselhoff turned out to be from 2017 instead, which meant it went into the Doc’s Classic Movies Reviewed section.

I came into this with low expectations.  I mean, Ken Jeong and David Hasselhoff are your lead performers.  Jeong usually appears in those stupid comedies that have the lower class of humor.  That can be funny if it is done with intelligence.  That is not done much here.

However, there are some really stupid moments that are almost worth a laugh or two.  The situations are so ridiculous and over the top that it is hard not to giggle at them despite how dumb they are.

Do not misunderstand me.  This is not a good movie.  It is quite offensive at times, leans toward racist jokes way too much, and is too mean-spirited.

I have to say, the one thing that was kind of fun was how David Hasselhoff played David Hasselhoff as a big time jerk.  He overplayed every negative character trait- arrogant, rude, pampered, every terrible Hollywood actor trait.  It was refreshing to see Hasselhoff with such a good sense of self-deprecating humor.

Still, there is just too much mean-spirited humor that appeals to the low-brow.  So while I did not hate this, it is not a film to recommend.  It is on Netflix if you want to watch it for yourself.

 

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Fantastic Four #22

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Fantastic Four #22

You Had One Job”

Writer:  Dan Slott

Artist:  Paco Medina & Sean Izaakse

Cover Art:  Nick Bradshaw & John Rauch

An Empyre tie in sees the story of Franklin and Valeria Richards continuing on Yancy Street with Spider-Man and Wolverine.  Franklin and Valeria are meant to protect the two children, one Skrull, one Kree, that the team had rescued last issue.

Unfortunately, Wolverine got a little stabby last issue, and N’Kalla the Skrull was injured.  Spidey’s spider-sense is going off, but he is more interested in meeting Sky, Johnny Storm’s soulmate.

It seems great that Dan Slott has a chance to write Spider-Man once again.  You can tell he slips right back into a regular feel with the Wall-Crawler.

I enjoyed this issue very much and I am looking forward to the advancement of this storyline.  Spidey and Wolvie are a fun pair to play off and we get to see how Franklin and Valeria continue to progress.

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Host

I may never do another Zoom meeting.

Host is an original horror film from Shudder and it is frightening and nerve-wracking.

We have seen films like this before.  A group of friends online wind up being tormented by some spirit/demon, but there was something particularly creepy and anxiety creating about this film.

Host is only 57 minutes long, but it certainly maximizes the time to create a ton of horrific scares that leaves you uneasy and disturbed.

Six friends are getting together during the pandemic lockdown on Zoom to have a seance, which includes a real life Medium.  Despite a warning not to “disrespect the spirits, one of the friends, Jemma, makes up a story about a boy and opens the door for a spirit to come into their lives.

The film would fall into the found footage genre, directed by Rob Savage.  While we have seen this type of film from Unfriended to Unsubscribe, Host pushes those button that tap into the anxiety of the audience coming from our current situation of the pandemic, that has kept us isolated in our homes for months now.

There were a lot of jump scares in Host, but they did not feel as if they were thrown in the film.  These scares felt earned for the story that they were telling.

The characters were reasonably well-developed considering the fact that the film was pretty short.  They did a great job providing the information in a concise and effective manner.  The script here is tightly woven and entertaining.

The film is short, but it takes advantage of every second to mess with the audience’s nerves.  The feeling of isolation the film creates is effective.  The performances are good and the effects are impressive for what these filmmakers had available to them.  Host is on Shudder and is a great, frightening time.

4.1 stars